Simple. Answer the previous question and post your own.
A lion or a bear?
Edit: How they would win would be a good addition.
Simple. Answer the previous question and post your own.
A lion or a bear?
Edit: How they would win would be a good addition.
Last edited by The Wilf; September 18th, 2006 at 12:24 AM.
a lion
barry mannilow or jimmy buffet
Mannilow.
Lemmy or God? [anyone who names the movie this was said in will get repped]
barry manilow via a dropkick to the voicebox
Cilla Black or Jeremy Beadle w/ small hand
Bravo.
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Cilla Black. No idea who either of them are, but she has a neat name.
Steven Seagal or a can of tuna?
can of tuna...impossible to break.
mohammed vs. jesus
jesus cos he's cross
Ozzy vs a bat
AIDS
Rocky or the Terminator?
It's gotta be Arnie.
Bush or Blair?
Bush by Cheney
Charlie Daniels vs Chuck Mangione
Charles Daniels
Paris Hilton vs Nicole Ritchie
Paris Hilton
Michael Bolton vs. Mike Bolton (Office Space)
Michael Bolton by a shocking love song.
Britney or her baby?
her baby, she's got a reason...
Craig Ferguson vs. Conan O'Brien
Scotsman or Irishman??
I'll go with Ferguson because he looks tougher.
Tom Petty vs. Eddie Money
Eddie Money
shark vs anaconda
anaconda
wins by anaconda vice
tom vs. jerry
tom
Janet jakson vs beyonce
Beyonce.
Chuck Norris vs. Jean-Claude Van Damme
Last edited by Leesh; September 18th, 2006 at 4:02 AM.
Jean-Claude Van Damme
Marvel vs Capcom
Capcom
Scary spice vs the one who won the diva search this year
Scary Spice
Kevin Nash vs Scott Hall
Kevin Nash.
Beavis vs. Butthead
Beavis
Poison ivy vs Catwoman
Catwoman.
Family Guy vs. The Simpsons.
Shit thats tough. I think....
Family Guy - Quagmire would scare the Simpsons off.....
Alice Cooper vs Lemmy
Alice Cooper LOL
Christina Aguilera vs Brtiney Spears
Alice Cooper. (That was a tought one too!)
KISS vs. Aerosmith
Aerosmith.
Steve Tyler would suck KISS in with his rather enlarged lips.
Pamela Anderson v Carmen Electra
Pamela
Creed vs Alter Bridge
Creed - I haven't actually seen Alter Bridge......and Stapp looks like he could smoke a few
Osama v the guy with the hook
The guy with the hook.
King of the Hill vs. Futurama
Futurama
Simon Cowell v Louis Walsh
Simon Cowell
Linday Lohan vs Hillary Duff
Hilary Duff.
ZIPPY v George v Bungle
Zippy.
South Park vs. Celebrity Death Match
South Park - Kenny would KILL I tell ya.
The cast of Friends
Chandler.
24 vs. The Shield
the Shield
Candice Michelle vs Terri
Candice
Peter Griffin v Homer Simpson
The Shield beat 24?
Peter Griffin!
Disney vs. Hanna Barbera
Disney
Mickey Mouse vs Bugs Bunny
Bugs Bunny.
Ipod vs Mp3 player
MP3 Player
Dark Messiah of Might and Magic or Neverwinter Nights 2?
(most expected)
Dark Messiah of Might and Magic
Vampire vs Dark Angel
Dark Angel?
Ted Kennedy vs. Bill O'Reilly
Bill O Reilly
Jesus of Los Boriquas or Jesus who used to come out with Carlito
Jesus of Nazareth with the crucifix...1...2....3!!
shawn michaels and GOD vs. Vince and Shane
GOD.
Marilyn Manson vs. Charles Manson vs. Marilyn Monroe
Marilyn Manson, by sacrificing a cow on Marilyn Monroe´s head with Charles Manson´s liver used as a knife-cleaner.
The Undertaker vs a normal undertaker.
The Undertaker.
Godzilla vs. King Kong
Godzilla
Stallone in Rambo vs Schwarzenegger in Predator
That's a good one. I'd say Schwarzenegger.
House vs. ER
House
Bruce Lee vs Jet Li
Are you kidding it's all about Samo Hung!
Religious Wars
Muhammad Hassan vs. Mordecai vs. Rev Dvon vs. Shawn Michaels vs. Goldberg vs.Vince McMahon
Vince he would fire their arses and have enough money to send them to hell...
Bret Hart vs Kurt Angle (both in their prime)
Bret Hart.
Playstation vs. X-Box
atm Playstation, in the future Xbox
Fifa vs Pro Evo
Brett would get screwed by Eric angle thus creating a feud where he further buries himslef...
aw man! FIFA!
Urkle vs Brock Lesnar
Urkle...he seems to always get out of those things.
Lucky Luciano vs. Lucky Louie
Lucky Luciano
Chyna vs Shaniqua
Chyna, she's more man
Yogi bear vs. Yoda
Yogi bear, cos he's more of a bear.
Japan v Russia
Russia, because in Soviet Russia, Russia beats You
(*You being Japan*)
Bubsy the Bobcat vs. Starfox
Starfox
Bin Laden or a razor?
A razor....nothing can beat the razor
Mini Me vs. Tinky Winky (teletubbies)
Tinky Winky would gay him up.
Anne Robinson or Jeremy Paxman
Jeremy Paxman, simply because i dont know that other random
Pacman vs. Ms Pacman
She does the Weakest Link.
A rottweiler dog or an alsation dog.
Alsation dog
A midget vs A midget in a cheese costume?
The midget. The one with Cheese would become peckish and assist the other little lad and eat himself.
All the Simpsons characters
Homer, cos he's Fat....or Willy...cos of the Irish thing
Ralph vs. Cartman
Cartman would feed Ralph's parents to him in a nice bowl of chili.
The Wiz vs. Circuit City
The Wiz through having a wiz.
Shrek v Jolly Green Giant
Shrek
Paula Abdul or Simon Cowell
Simon Cowell
Bill Clinton or Lewiniski?
Lewinski
Hillary Clinton or Condoleeza Rice?
Clinton
Bob Saget Vs Olsen Twins
Saget
Blanka vs. Umaga
Blanka
Steve Blackman vs Chuck Norris
Steve Blackman
HHH Vs. Bruce Willis
Bruce Willis
50 Cent v Ja Rule
Ja Rule
Dexter Vs. Wily Coyote
Wily Coyote would kill Dexter.
Keenan vs Kel
Kennan
Jillian Hall vs Mickie James
Mickie
Donald Duck Vs Daffy Duck
Daffy
Bugs Bunny vs The Easter Bunny
Bugs
A Jew vs A Hippie
......a hippie.
A person with one leg or a person with one arm.
It depends, if the person with one arm was a boxer fighting an average guy, or vice versa, the person with one leg was a kick boxer?...
i'll say the guy with one arm, simply because he can keep his balance
Chewbacca vs. Barney the Dinosaur
Barney!!
Gail Kim vs Sandra Chui (Btw im Sandra Chui LOL)
Ummm Sandra Chui...becos your last name is cool, well much better than Kim anyways hehe
Jackie Chan vs Bruce Lee
Bruce Lee, because he didn't sell out
micheal jackson or plastic
Plastic, it wouldn't get distracted by little boys passing by.
Spongebob or Patrick.
Last edited by Alicia; September 23rd, 2006 at 4:32 PM.
Patrick.
Winnie the Pooh or Paddington Bear?
Winnie. No contest.
Playboy Bunnies vs Sluts in Penthouse
Sluts.
Bob Barker vs. Alex Trebek
Bob Barker.
American Choppers vs. American Hotrod