The Official Arsenal Thread

**turdpower** · February 27th, 2011, 4:28 PM

According to freetranslation.com:

I am grieved to be a big embouteilleur

**Gary J** · February 27th, 2011, 4:31 PM

Originally Posted by turdpower

According to freetranslation.com:

I am grieved to be a big embouteilleur

I used google translate

Anyways Barcelona should take note to beat Arsenal, just pass them the ball.

**BBF** · February 27th, 2011, 4:32 PM

Originally Posted by turdpower

According to freetranslation.com:

I am grieved to be a big embouteilleur

freetranslation.com got me an A* in GCSE german. I owe that site something.

**Bad Collin** · February 27th, 2011, 4:35 PM

Cheat, I got a B the hard way.

**Pablo Diablo** · February 27th, 2011, 4:43 PM

And only one of you sprechen sie dooche

**Pablo Diablo** · February 27th, 2011, 4:46 PM

Just kidding,

you both.

**Hlebsfall** · February 27th, 2011, 4:47 PM

Originally Posted by Second City Saint

WHO TRYNA WIN THE ~~QUADRUPLE~~ TREBLE

Quad is still on.

That's a fucking prestigious trophy right there.

**Red Dog** · February 27th, 2011, 5:00 PM

Originally Posted by Gary J

You definitely hate Arsenal.

**Bennedy** · February 27th, 2011, 5:02 PM

Who doesn't.

**BBF** · February 27th, 2011, 5:03 PM

Originally Posted by Red Dog

You definitely hate Arsenal.

I can deny this for Gary. From his facebook update I can confirm Gary is an equal opportunity hater.

**Second City Saint** · February 27th, 2011, 5:05 PM

Originally Posted by Mr. Bennedy

Who doesn't.

Adebayor

**Bad Collin** · February 27th, 2011, 5:07 PM

I still think Wenger should be sacked if Arsenal win fuck all again this year.

**Gary J** · February 27th, 2011, 5:12 PM

Originally Posted by BBF

I can deny this for Gary. From his facebook update I can confirm Gary is an equal opportunity hater.

Yeah didn't give a fuck who won today would have rather seen Arsenal win as from when we've played Birmingham in the past the majority of their fans are dickheads.

**Lazurus** · February 27th, 2011, 6:21 PM

Originally Posted by Gary J

Yeah didn't give a fuck who won today would have rather seen Arsenal win as from when we've played Birmingham in the past the majority of their fans are dickheads.

And all those Arsenal fans are such classy guys.

**Second City Saint** · February 27th, 2011, 6:29 PM

I actually don't mind the ones here on Rajah

**Gary J** · February 27th, 2011, 6:53 PM

Originally Posted by Lazurus

And all those Arsenal fans are such classy guys.

The ones that came to our ground were more deluded and arrogant rather then cunts like the Birmingham ones who basically always come and want to fight around the stadium and city centre.

**Murphy** · March 8th, 2011, 6:37 PM

"You'd better check the Arsenal are shit thread"

Says the wife, lol. Bless.

**Lazurus** · March 12th, 2011, 3:57 PM

Quadruple?

**Bennedy** · March 12th, 2011, 4:04 PM

MON THE SINGLE

**turdpower** · March 12th, 2011, 4:10 PM

Originally Posted by Winkle van Tinkle

Mine's a coke lads, I'm driving

**G-Fresh** · March 12th, 2011, 4:15 PM

drive off a cliff

**turdpower** · April 2nd, 2011, 2:47 PM

**Lazurus** · April 17th, 2011, 1:12 PM

"Piss off".

Simon · April 17th, 2011, 1:14 PM

That was truly great stuff.

**Gangers** · April 17th, 2011, 1:20 PM

I knew I couldn't get to this first. Fantastic stuff. Why don't we just sticky this thread?

**Bennedy** · April 17th, 2011, 1:21 PM

Love it.

**Slare** · April 17th, 2011, 1:23 PM

That one was the ultimate. Oustanding.

**Slare** · April 17th, 2011, 1:23 PM

Originally Posted by Lazurus

"Piss off".

*Piss aff.

**Badger** · April 17th, 2011, 1:29 PM

I would normally laugh at this, but Van Persie's pen cost me three points in RFF.

**RuneEdge** · April 17th, 2011, 1:44 PM

Seeing Eboue's reaction during the last 2-3 mins was gold.

**Curly Toe** · April 17th, 2011, 2:41 PM

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRoemE8XFSM"]YouTube - Kenny Dalglish tells Arsene Wenger to 'piss off' - Arsenal vs Liverpool (17/04/11)[/ame]

**Lazurus** · April 17th, 2011, 2:51 PM

**Gary J** · April 20th, 2011, 4:41 PM

Andy · April 20th, 2011, 4:46 PM

Might as well sticky this for the next month.

**turdpower** · April 20th, 2011, 4:53 PM

Decade*

**Badger** · April 24th, 2011, 1:50 PM

**Red Dog** · April 24th, 2011, 3:38 PM

**Peter Griffin** · April 24th, 2011, 3:40 PM

**turdpower** · April 24th, 2011, 5:59 PM

tfyhbjunkl;pkkkkkkkkkkkk

**Gangers** · April 25th, 2011, 6:16 AM

If someone came up to you and told you the same joke every weekend, and occasionally in midweek, you'd usually get tired of it pretty quickly. This, by contrast, is the joke that keeps on delivering, with added vigour each time.

**Lagom** · May 8th, 2011, 10:59 AM

Aaaaaaaand, it's back.

If Wenger doesn't leave in the summer, this may as well get it's own sub-forum

**Gary J** · May 8th, 2011, 11:00 AM

Hush little gooner dont you cry. Can't win at Stoke no matter how hard you try.
Hush little gooner dont say a word.
You fucked it in the league and now your 3rd.
Hush little gooner you fucked it up. You couldnt even win the carling cup.
Hush little gooner lifes not fair you never win any silverware

**Badger** · May 8th, 2011, 12:32 PM

**Chris Scott** · May 8th, 2011, 12:35 PM

Ahahahaha.

**Slare** · May 8th, 2011, 1:00 PM

Love this thread.

**Lazurus** · May 8th, 2011, 3:58 PM

**Bennedy** · May 15th, 2011, 1:11 PM

6% you're having a laugh. LOL!

**Lazurus** · May 15th, 2011, 4:56 PM

I've not been following other games today; why's this been bumped?

**Mik** · May 15th, 2011, 5:02 PM

What does 6% relate to?

Simon · May 15th, 2011, 5:23 PM

Percentage of complaints made by Andy about tactics used against Arsenal that are true.

Andy · May 15th, 2011, 5:35 PM

6% is the rise in ticket prices.

Glad that got a good loud airing. They got a hell of a booing and only about 6,000 stayed for the "appreciation lap". Hopefully that tells them something.

**Red Dog** · May 16th, 2011, 9:01 AM

Originally Posted by Andy

6% is the rise in ticket prices.

Glad that got a good loud airing. They got a hell of a booing and only about 6,000 stayed for the "appreciation lap". Hopefully that tells them something.

Yeah it certainly does tell us something about Arsenal fans thats for sure.

Andy · May 16th, 2011, 9:02 AM

What exactly?

**Red Dog** · May 16th, 2011, 9:06 AM

Booing a team that has finished 3rd in the league probably?

Which is about where you usually finish.

They wanna watch a few matches v Yeovil on a tuesday night in the league so see teams that deserve a booing.

Andy · May 16th, 2011, 9:11 AM

Such a tired argument.

Different expectations. I'm sure the players vs Yeovil aren't earning tens of thousands of pounds a week. I'm sure you don't have to pay 50 quid to watch Yeovil. Etc.

**Red Dog** · May 16th, 2011, 9:17 AM

Originally Posted by Andy

Such a tired argument.

Different expectations. I'm sure the players vs Yeovil aren't earning tens of thousands of pounds a week. I'm sure you don't have to pay 50 quid to watch Yeovil. Etc.

No, I mean if Arsenal got relegated to L1 and had to play Yeovil. Then you could fucking boo!

Obviously it is unlikely but us and Leeds have been there so you never know.

Andy · May 16th, 2011, 9:21 AM

Well yeah if that happened the players would deserve a booing as well. I don't think it's unreasonable to boo the players and complain about the ticket prices though.

**Red Dog** · May 16th, 2011, 9:25 AM

Oh no I agree on the ticket prices 100%.

I just think that, based on the last 5 years, maybe the fans should have lowered their expectations by now to something more realistic.

Like 3rd, for example.

**son_of_foley** · May 16th, 2011, 9:53 AM

That result meant finishing 3rd isnt even in their hands anymore

**Red Dog** · May 16th, 2011, 10:17 AM

Don't ruin my argument.

I hope you play Yeovil soon and forever and ever and ever and you all boo yourself silly til you die.

**JIJ** · May 16th, 2011, 10:32 AM

Wenger and the big names should leave after that.

See how the fucking dicks cope without them

**Red Dog** · May 16th, 2011, 10:33 AM

Andy will probably delete them from Twitter in protest.

See how they like that!

**JIJ** · May 16th, 2011, 10:39 AM

That's no loling matter

**son_of_foley** · May 16th, 2011, 10:43 AM

Originally Posted by Red Dog

Don't ruin my argument.

I hope you play Yeovil soon and forever and ever and ever and you all boo yourself silly til you die.

Booing is the life blood of the Derby support

**Red Dog** · May 16th, 2011, 10:44 AM

Originally Posted by son_of_foley

Booing is the life blood of the Derby support

Long may it continue.

I've booed Forest loads of times. Mostly either in league one or in relegation campaigns.

I certainly dont recall doing it whenever we have been in the top half of the Championship or above.

Andy · May 16th, 2011, 11:11 AM

This is our form since the Carling Cup final.

LWDLLDDWDDLWLL

That deserves booing.

**RuneEdge** · May 16th, 2011, 11:17 AM

Fuckin hell, that is bad.

Simon · May 16th, 2011, 11:26 AM

Originally Posted by Andy

This is our form since the Carling Cup final.

LWDLLDDWDDLWLL

That deserves booing.

It's also the name of your next youth team centre mid.

Andy · May 16th, 2011, 11:27 AM

It also confirms the severe and depressing lack of bottle we have. If there was a couple more games left I'd be sure we'd let fourth slip. Very interesting (and probably ultimately infuriating) summer ahead.

**Red Dog** · May 16th, 2011, 11:30 AM

Bring back Bruce Rioch I say.

The Rosk · May 17th, 2011, 3:33 AM

Arsenal are a fucking awful team. Every game I've watched has been ridiculously frustrating. Too many shit players and too stubborn a manager.

**Brennino** · May 17th, 2011, 4:40 AM

Fab must genuinely love that club to still be there.

**turdpower** · August 20th, 2011, 9:48 AM

BUMP.

**Gangers** · August 20th, 2011, 9:51 AM

I've missed you, baby. But I'll never leave you again.

**Bluemoon** · August 20th, 2011, 11:25 AM

Spend some money Wenger ffs.

**Bad Collin** · August 20th, 2011, 11:48 AM

Nah, don't bother Arsene.

**Gary J** · August 20th, 2011, 2:37 PM

Even if he does go on a spending spree. He'll only buy players with potential rather then actually proven quality.

**HHHnFoley_Rulez** · August 28th, 2011, 11:31 AM

...

**turdpower** · August 28th, 2011, 2:22 PM

I'd 8-2 be an Arenal fan. AGASH.

It's ok though lads, their squad cost less.

**grimshaw** · August 28th, 2011, 2:45 PM

god above

**eldanielfire** · August 29th, 2011, 6:42 AM

I wish Man Utd used some lube before they decided that No means yes yesterday. Fucking fuck fuck. At leats the season can't get worse and maybe, just mayWenger will take the defence seriously and realise you need top quality defence and protection of the defence.

**turdpower** · August 29th, 2011, 7:01 AM

Did you enjoy your Sunday dinner yesterday EDF?

**eldanielfire** · August 29th, 2011, 12:31 PM

Originally Posted by turdpower

Did you enjoy your Sunday dinner yesterday EDF?

I did, then I watched the game

**turdpower** · August 29th, 2011, 3:57 PM

Me too mate, although I was bloody stuffed.

I THINK I 8-2 MUCH.

**da_man** · August 29th, 2011, 3:59 PM

KICK

WHAM

STUNNER

Brutal from Turdy.

**HHHnFoley_Rulez** · September 17th, 2011, 9:12 AM

**Slare** · September 17th, 2011, 9:21 AM

Might as well sticky this.

**McBain** · September 17th, 2011, 9:30 AM

I might put a bet on Wenger walking before Christmas.

**Lagom** · September 17th, 2011, 9:31 AM

Fucking hell.

I almost Yak'd when I saw who scored today

**HHHnFoley_Rulez** · September 17th, 2011, 9:36 AM

Fairly exciting ending....

**Gangers** · September 17th, 2011, 9:43 AM

Pull the plug, doctor.

**Lagom** · September 17th, 2011, 9:46 AM

Next Arsenal manager...?

**HHHnFoley_Rulez** · September 17th, 2011, 9:53 AM

Steve Kean

**Bad Collin** · September 17th, 2011, 9:58 AM

Steve McLaren will be looking for work soon.

**Lagom** · September 17th, 2011, 9:58 AM

???

**Bad Collin** · September 17th, 2011, 10:24 AM

Benitez would probably do a good job.

**Lagom** · September 17th, 2011, 10:28 AM

I'd love to see Benitez back in the PL, I love that man

**turdpower** · September 17th, 2011, 12:52 PM

Arsenal fans have had 8-2 jokes 4-3 weeks now.

**Pablo Diablo** · September 17th, 2011, 1:43 PM

Originally Posted by Pablo Diablo

One I've seen. The Arsenal fans have been putting up with 8-2 jokes 4-3 weeks.

THANKS TURDY

**turdpower** · September 17th, 2011, 1:52 PM

No probs Pablo.

Glad you could steal my work from the future.

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