Lovely time to get a 1-0 win over a rival, especially when I left a couple of goals on the bench. Need a blank from Higuain tonight otherwise the title is Rosk's.
Lovely time to get a 1-0 win over a rival, especially when I left a couple of goals on the bench. Need a blank from Higuain tonight otherwise the title is Rosk's.
Rosk plays Hurley and Andy last two weeks. Who scripted that?
Doesn't matter if Fat Gonzalo scores. Have a night off for the good of RFF, you fat wanker.
He needs 2 goals to win so one goal isnt the end of the World. Not inconceivable that Rosk loses both of those.
Are there Scottish fixtures on the last week?
Yep.
The only certainty is that Rory McAllister will score against Rosk.
I'll just have to hope that someone scores against Andy next week.
Come on Fat Man.
Yeeeeeeessssssssss
Unlucky Reech
Fuck you you fat fucking fat cunt.
And let me guess. You'll be rested for the Champions League games now too, while Dembele is out for the season.
Sometimes you literally are fucked by RFF. Three bench goals, Dembele hamstring injury after 25, Juve scoring 4 and Higuain hitting the post twice. Naaaa.
Good lord.
I'm gonna fuck someone up next week.
This is unchartered territory, what a season. If Hurley can beat Rosk next week and me and BBF win we'll go into the final week with four teams on 69 points
Or Rosk could beat Hurley and it would all be over. That would be very boring.
If I beat Hurley and you win then you could beat me and it'd be down to GD, no?Originally Posted by Andy
Yes if I win the last two but I'd need at least a four goal swing which is a big ask.
The table uses goals scored not goal difference remember.
Yeah. Hard to imagine I'd score four more than Rosk over two games but who knows. I'll need to make some incredible signings.
He means that it's possible they could feasibly have an identical GS
I wish I was in this fatal four way. Don't do conferences next year lads. Let me have another crack at winning the league.
Now I will have a Euro player and Jonathan Kodjia and a first round pick I am primed to dethrone Matt E on that honours board
Wait hasn't my cup win meant I've done that already
THANK YOU GOAL MACHINE GARY MADINE
You're favourite next year in my book.
***RFF OFFICIAL HONOURS BOARD***
LEAGUE:
04/05
Winner - Matt E
Runner-Up - Friday
05/06
Winner - da_man
Runner-Up - Matt E
06/07
Winner - da_man
Runner-Up - Melv
07/08
Winner - Dave
Runner-Up - UK Blue
08/09
Winner - Matt E
Runner-Up - Christopherson
09/10
Winner - Matt E
Runner-Up - UK Blue
10/11
Winner - Torn
Runner-Up - Bad Collin
11/12
Winner - Torn
Runner-Up - Andy
12/13
Winner - Torn
Runner-Up - Bad Collin
13/14
Winner - Mikey Jones
Runner-Up - Bad Collin
14/15
Winner - Alex
Runner-Up - Jay
15/16
Winner - The Rosk
Runner-up - Andy
RFA CUP:
04/05
Winner - Friday
Runner-Up - JIJ
05/06
Winner - The Rosk
Runner-Up - Melv
06/07
Winner - Dave
Runner-Up - MTR
07/08
Winner - Christopherson
Runner-Up - SheltonLondon
08/09
Winner - Beefy
Runner-Up - UK Blue
09/10
Winner - Matt E
Runner-Up - Friday
10/11
Winner - Torn
Runner-Up - Andy
11/12
Winner - Jay
Runner-Up - Mikey Jones
12/13
Winner - Andy
Runner Up - Hurley
13/14
Winner - Jay
Runner Up - Grimario
14/15
Winner - Alex
Runner Up - Jay
15/16 -
Winner - Hurley
Runner-up - son_of_foley
16/17
Winner - Torn
Runner-up - Reech
Champions League:
16/17
Winner - Chris Scott
Runner-up - Monaco
Hall of Fame:
1. Torn (3 leagues, 2 cups)
2. Matt E (3 leagues, 1 cup)
3. Da_Man (2 leagues)
4. Dave (1 league, 1 cup)
=. Alex (1 league, 1 cup)
=. The Rosk (1 league, 1 cup)
7. Mikey Jones (1 league)
8. Jay (2 cups)
9. Chris Scott (1 Champions League)
10. Andy, Friday, Christopherson, Hurley and Beefy (1 cup)
I'm going to find all previous MMH Cup winners and add that too.
OUT: Tobi Sho-Silva (Bromley)
IN: James Collins (Crawley)
Chris Wood (Leeds)
Yann Kermorgant (Reading)
Chris Dagnall (Crewe)
James Alabi (Chester)
Matt Rhead (Lincoln)
James Collins (Crawley)
Richie Bennett (Barrow)
Gonzalo Higuain (Juventus)
Scott Sinclair (Celtic)
Byron Harrison (Barrow)
Billy Sharp (Sheff Utd)
Brett Williams (Torquay)
David Goodwillie (Clyde)
Shay McCartan (Accrington)
Moussa Dembele (Celtic)
Cole Stockton (Tranmere) OUT
Brett Williams (Torquay) IN
How the fuck have I fell to 8th? I was in the title run 4 weeks ago.
Yeppp Dembele out for the season. Fucking hell.
You've got his replacement, really not a major issue.
Griffiths? Badger has him
Oh, my bad. Well you've got Sinclair, he's scored more anyway.
I saw that Rosk was pishing for Sinclair and gave me Griffiths to boost his title chances as he's not playing next season from what I've read.
Seeing as Beer Monster left the team in the relegation zone, I'm playing towards next season now so was happy to take the trade.
Probably more to do with the fact you can't score goals from the bench.
I have scored from the bench and it's been annoying. Not as annoying as Walcott being benched the last two games though. Fucking Wenger!
Chris Wood (Leeds)
Yann Kermorgant (Reading)
James Collins (Crawley)
James Alabi (Chester)
Matt Rhead (Lincoln)
Chris Dagnall (Crewe)
Richie Bennett (Barrow)
Edinson Cavani (PSG)
Andy Ryan (Airdrieonians)
Rory McAllister (Peterhead)
Andy Jackson (Brechin)
Dylan Bikey (Stirling)
Stuart Armstrong (Celtic)
Peter MacDonald (Clyde)
Edinson Cavani (PSG)
Andy Ryan (Airdrieonians)
Rory McAllister (Peterhead)
Andy Jackson (Brechin)
Dylan Bikey (Stirling)
Chris Templeman (Montrose)
Peter MacDonald (Clyde)
Stuart Armstrong (Celtic) OUT
Chris Templeman (Montrose) IN
So Boyce had a good game then.
Poor old Beefy hasn't had much luck in the GA column.
Steven Doris (Arbroath)
Jamar Loza (Maidstone)
Leigh Griffiths (Celtic)
Steven Maclean (St Johnstone)
Graham Cummins (St Johnstone)
Craig Gunn (Elgin)
Theo Walcott (Arsenal)
Higuain not scoring last night could be huge.
Lee Angol (Lincoln)
Adam Rooney (Aberdeen)
John Akinde (Barnet)
Steve Morison (Millwall)
Robert Lewandowski (Bayern)
Martyn Waghorn (Rangers)
David Ball (Fleetwood)
Already resigned to not winning the league. Half my squad are out for the season or finish this week. Not great.
Steven Fletcher (Sheffield Wednesday)
Scott Kashket (Wycombe)
Leon Clarke (Sheffield United)
Floyd Ayite (Fulham)
John Marquis (Doncaster)
Zlatan Ibrahimovic (Man Utd)
Tom Barkhuizen (Preston)
Gonzalo Higuain (Juventus)
Billy Sharp (Sheff Utd)
Scott Sinclair (Celtic)
Brett Williams (Torquay)
David Goodwillie (Clyde)
Byron Harrison (Barrow)
Shay McCartan (Accrington)
Scott Rendell (Aldershot)
Moussa Dembele (Celtic) OUT
Scott Rendell (Aldershot) IN
Steven Doris (Arbroath)
Craig Gunn (Elgin)
Leigh Griffiths (Celtic)
Steven Maclean (St Johnstone)
Graham Cummins (St Johnstone)
Jamar Loza (Maidstone)
Theo Walcott (Arsenal)
Charlie Wyke (Bradford)
Lasse Vibe (Brentford)
Jabo Ibehre (Carlisle)
Jonathan Kodjia (Aston Villa)
Gary Madine (Bolton)
Cameron Jerome (Norwich)
Matt McClure (Aldershot)
Steve MacLean must be in his 40s
Sinclair YUSSS
Higuain played no goals
Sharp tomorrow
Williams at Torquay
Goodwillie rapist
What a five.
LEE ANGOL
Now if Hurley can score no goals that would be bloody brilliant. If I win this week Andy needs a massive win next week to win the league.
Come on boys. Another for you Scotty boy.
Costa
Buchanan
Spence
Erwin
Gregory
Williams hits the posttttt ffffffffffff
Anthony Andreu (Dundee United)
Romelu Lukaku (Everton)
Corey Whitely (Dagenham and Redbridge)
Bryan Cameron (Elgin City)
Jordan Burrow (Gateshead)
Morgan Ferrier (Boreham Wood)
Andy Cook (Tranmere Rovers)
1. Britt Assombalonga (Nottingham Forest)
8. Simon Cox (Southend United)
17. Nile Ranger (Southend United)
26. Gary Hooper (Sheffield Wednesday)
30. Manolo Gabbiadini (Southampton)
2. Nicky Ajose (Swindon Town)
35. Jordan Rhodes (Sheffield Wednesday)
Barkhuizen
Clarke
Marquis
Ayite
Fletcher
Ibrahimovic
Kashket
Out Danny Hylton (Luton) In Gabriel Jesus (Man City)
Jason Cummings (Hibernian),
Nicky Clark (Dunfermline)
Freddie Sears (Ipswich)
James Vaughan (Bury)
Conor McAleny (Oxford)
Subs - Gabriel Jesus (Man City), Colin Quaner (Huddersfield)
David Nugent (Derby)
Ollie Watkins (Exeter)
Oliver Hawkins (Dag & Red)
Zach Clough (Nottingham Forest)
Cauley Woodrow (Burton)
Omar Bogle (Wigan)
Izzy Brown (Huddersfield)
Steven Doris (Arbroath)
Craig Gunn (Elgin)
Leigh Griffiths (Celtic) - PLAYED
Theo Walcott (Arsenal)
Graham Cummins (St Johnstone)
Jamar Loza (Maidstone)
Steven Maclean (St Johnstone)
Forgot Maclean was suspended.
HURLEY 1-1 The Risk
BBF 1-0 Torn
Andy 0-0 Shelton
HURLEY 1-1 The Rosk
BBF 1-0 Torn
Andy 1-0 Shelton
1 The Rosk GS: 88 P: 70
2 Andy GS: 85 P: 69
3 BBF GS: 79 P: 69
4 Hurley GS: 79 P:67
BJA BJA BJA BJA
HURLEY 1-1 The Rosk
BBF 2-0 Torn
Andy 1-1 Shelton
1 The Rosk GS: 88 P: 70
2 BBF GS: 80 P: 69
3 Andy GS: 85 P: 67
4 Hurley GS: 79 P:67
Gonzalo Higuain (Juventus)
Billy Sharp (Sheff Utd)
Scott Sinclair (Celtic)
Brett Williams (Torquay)
David Goodwillie (Clyde)
Shay McCartan (Accrington)
Nelson Oliveira (Norwich)
Scott Rendell (Braintree)
Byron Harrison (Barrow) OUT
Nelson Oliveira (Norwich) IN
Out - Lee Angol (Lincoln)
In - James Coppinger (Doncaster)
James Coppinger (Doncaster)
Adam Rooney (Aberdeen)
John Akinde (Barnet)
Steve Morison (Millwall)
Robert Lewandowski (Bayern)
Martyn Waghorn (Rangers)
David Ball (Fleetwood)
People getting in early to drop their Conference players. Think I'll wait to check next week's team news.
Two so far for me, Wood and Kermorgant. Not sure about Mik.
Think me and Andy are 2-2 at the moment. Another goal would be lovely!
HURLEY 1-1 The Rosk
BBF 2-0 Torn
Andy 2-2 Shelton
1 The Rosk GS: 88 P: 70
2 BBF GS: 80 P: 69
3 Andy GS: 86 P: 67
4 Hurley GS: 79 P:67
Fuck. Bench goal.
HURLEY 1-1 The Rosk
BBF 2-0 Torn
Andy 3-2 Shelton
1 The Rosk GS: 88 P: 70
2 Andy GS: 87 P: 69
3 BBF GS: 80 P: 69
4 Hurley GS: 79 P:67
I've got three people to drop over the week. One won't make a difference.
Think this was my last team sorry in Copenhagen
Dele Alli (Tottenham)
Jon Parkin (York City)
Ricky Miller (Dover Athletic)
Stephen Dobbie (Queen of the south)
Ben Brereton (Nottingham Forest)
Matej Vydra (Derby County)
Josh King (Bournemouth
Think I've got 6 atm
Yep, 2x Parkin, 3x Miller and Dobbie
Yep, same for me.
HURLEY 1-1 The Rosk
BBF 2-1 Torn
Andy 3-3 Shelton
1 The Rosk GS: 88 P: 70
2 BBF GS: 80 P: 69
3 Hurley GS: 79 P:67
4 Andy GS: 87 P: 67
Cavani still to come for Andy and 2 from Vaughan, McAleny and Gabriel Jesus for me. Hopefully get two starters and a goal or two, think Cavani will notch!
How's everyone done in the Top 8 or so? European places are tight!
Cavani will obviously score for Andy tmrw to give him the win, and Hurley's 3 vs my 1 is too much, so it looks like we go into the final game with four teams on the same points. Incredible.
I wish I had a good squad to show up - Higuain will be rested as he's the only fucking Euro player still in the CL and the games are either side of a walkover game, Dembele got fucking injured and Sharp and the others are all finished. Literally relying on Sinclair to win me the league next week which is too much to ask. My only shot is Billy scoring three tomorrow but apparently he hasn't scored a hat trick for ten years. Oh god.
1 Goal! I am shit hot at this game!
Just the one from Griffiths so far. Walcott to come if Wenger decides to play him this time.
Head's gone
WTF!?
Livescores over the weekend please!
Scott Sinclair (Celtic)
David Goodwillie (Clyde)
Gonzalo Higuain (Juventus)
Billy Sharp (Sheff Utd)
Brett Williams (Torquay)
Scott Rendell (Braintree)
Louis Moult (Motherwell)
Nelson Oliveira (Norwich)
Shay McCartan (Accrington) OUT
Louis Moult (Motherwell) IN
I'd love to know why Wycombe are so secretive about Kashket's injuries.
ROBERT FUCKING LEWANDOWSKI
Euro players will be an interesting discussion ahead of next year's reboot.
ROBERT FUCKING LEWANDOWSKI
Argh this fucking game sometimes, 1-0 last week but four goals unlikely to be enough this week. Need a miracle from Cavani tomorrow.
So many layers here that make me not want you to win this.
"A miracle", when he's scored more goals than anyone in Europe.
A miracle that happens 73% of the time.
Alex thinkmI'm playing you if the spreadsheet is right. I've got one, how many you got?
I've got none again with one more to play.
Knowing Wenger, you'll probably still win.
#AnyoneButAndy
If Rosk wins the title, I'm claiming 12.5% of the credit for trading him Sinclair.
You know it's Cavani vs two right? Not just Cavani to score.
One of Shelton's players isn't even in the squad and the game starts in five minutes.
"Miracle".
Gregory. Game over. Was fun while it lasted.
Gregory again. Billy Sharp can fuck off and eat shit. Probably the worst trade in the history of the game. Fat cunt
It's not Wenger's fault if you have a winger for a team that doesn't use wingers. Make a transfer.
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