The town advanced on BADGER. Their eyes were full of anger that could only be sated by badgering Badger.
BADGER badgered them in return "Bert, what do you think about morrison? Jarrod1983? Dreyski? Virms? Kangus? cwe?....wait....i'm not mazer....this is just like helsinki mafia fest 2009"
BADGER has been killed
He was Psycho-Town Lynch Driver
Living:
1. Kdestiny
2. Bert
3. morrison
4. Jarrod1983
5. Dreyski
6. Virms
7. Kangus
8. CWE
Please send me your roles.
Begin night 4
Son of a bitch.
The Blues lost again.
Got the last right before deadline
Getting it all written now
Would kangus and the boys escape with Psycho’s money? Would the fallen Rajahites be avenged? What would Morrison do with all those red vines?
First things first.
Pablo took his act on to his next target. “Well hey there, KDESTINY. I’ve noticed that you’ve been getting pretty rambunctious. If we can be serious for a minute, let’s have a chat”. Pablo kept KDESTINY occupied the rest of the night with his musings on personal responsibility.
Mazer went looking for his target. But Mazer has a terrible sense of direction. All he found was an empty room.
Morrison decided to mess with DREYSKI. He shoved some stinking catfish down the back of his pants, causing quite the odor.
Kangus, the bloodlust having now overtaken him, hunted his next target. When he came around the corner and saw KANGUS, he couldn’t help himself.
Mercifully, it ended quickly.
KANGUS has died. He was Badger-Town Mason Vigilante.
The numbers were dwindling. CWE was stymied.
What were the odds?
Dead:
Caito -Bluegunn-Town Watcher
Bluegunn- Kdestiny-town JOAT
Pablo-Dreyski-SK
timesplitter-king diamond-town doc
Psych Jarrod1983-SCUM Killer
King Diamond-virms-town mason vigilante
Traxx-tmesplitter-hider
Badger-Psycho-Town Lynch Driver
Kangus-Badger-Town Mason Vigilante
Remaining Players
1. Kdestiny
2. Bert
3. morrison
4. Jarrod1983
5. Dreyski
6. Virms
7. CWE
With 7 players left, hammer is at 4.
Begin day 5.
Vote Dreyski.
Sorry I wasn't active. I have been sick. However I think we got scum pinned down here thanks to some slippage.
Vote dreyski
vote dreyski.
Vote Dreyski
You think scum targeted scum? What am I missing here?
Too quick.
I guess it doesn't matter.
Gg scum
Yeah, to throw us off the scent.Originally Posted by Bert
Exactly.
Or does scum targeting dreyski just mean he couldn't post?
By the flavor I'd say no.
So why are they playing dumb still then?
Games not over until the fat Badger sings and Badger is dead so this game goes on forever. Surprise!
I don't think Mazer was ready for the game to end so soon either.
@CWE you are gonna need to get really drunk to fix this.
Fuck. I'd vote for me at this stage.
Sorry, Badger.
If town gets another chance, look at who was on all the mislynches. Who started the voting for Badger.
That's hammer.
I'll write it up when I get home in about 30 minutes
DREYSKI was surrounded.
Trapped in a circle of his fellow Rajahites, as well as trapped by his own questionable nighttime decisions.
"Wait guys, this has all become a bit loosy-goosy for me. Let's give this situation the gravity it deserves".
But the group would here none of it. They pounded on DREYSKI
As he was delivering the final blow BERT, noticed something. A dark impression, a wisp of ink revealed through JARROD'S pristine white-shirt.
"Ah...what's in your shirt man..what's in your shirt...."
JARROD turned on BERT and restrained him.
BERT watched helplessly as DREYSKI met his end.
Dreyski has died
He was Pablo-Town Roleblocker
KDESTINY looked up at BERT, only to met by VIRMS' right hand and a low blow by MORRISON.
JARROD laughed as he released BERT.
YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S HIDDEN UNDER MY SHIRT.
JARROD ripped open his shirt to reveal that tat that every member of the Rajah Mafia community most feared
"SCUM4LIFE"
Kangus was revealed. He looked to CWE. "You can finish this on the right side". CWE looked pained, but nodded.
With that Kangus signaled to VIRMS and MORRISON.
And they finished their work.
KDESTINY has died
He was Traxx-TOWN TRACKER
BERT has died
He was BERT-TOWN COP
CWE looked at Kangus. "But where's Mazer?". Kangus put a hand on CWE's shoulder "There never was a Mazer. He was only a shared delusion. Kinda like a mass hysteria version of Tyler Durden"
"But who gives a shit about that fake ass? Let's take this money and get laid and paid"
YOUR WINNERS:
Jarrod-Kangus-Mafia GF
Morrison-Vote Caito- Mafia Bus Driver
Virms-Morrison-Mafia JOAT
Psych-Jarrod-Town Killer
CWE-CWE-Neutral Survivor/CWE Guesser
The scum rode off together with CWE. They were loud and proud.
Too loud to notice a hand stirring from their wreckage.
Don't hunt what you can't kill.
Ffs town...
DON'T QUICK LYNCH AT THE END OF A GAME.
Deadchat
https://www.quicktopic.com/53/H/mTDpxLPeAkP
Scumchat
https://www.quicktopic.com/53/H/kmkayHvH3PxZp
Virms and Badger's clubhouse
https://www.quicktopic.com/53/H/ma6sstyHHSgj
Morrison JOAT SCUM
YOU PLAY THE GAME TO WIN. Even if it means destroying the hopes and dreams of the entire community.
Each night you will be able to choose from one of the following abilities-please note some abilities are limited.
Roleblock
You don't get to play (1x). The character can only vote
Stealing Candy from a baby (1x)-you can turn a player vanilla. Doesn't work on CWE
cop-learn if a player is town or neutral
Mixed Emotions (2x)-make a player hated or loved
Win Condition: Have mafia outnumber town.
Jarrod1983 Killer SCUM
You used to live in the shadows. And then they killed you for it. Now you talk more. Still the kill you. As a trained Russian Operative, you know how to handle this
Each night you may perform a kill action
Win Condition: Have mafia outnumber town
Vote Caito Bus-Driver SCUM
CWE wants you to be the bad guy? Then I guess you're the bad guy. TO hell with their spreadsheets
Each night you can bus drive. 1x, you can use a super bus. This allows you to bus drive 4 individuals (you must tell me whose actions are going where). The night you use the superbus, you will be completely invisible to other parties for targetted actions.
Win condition: Have mafia outnumber town
Kangus GF SCUM
What a bunch of degenerate plebians. They're begging you to take from them. JP, Rip…mere pretenders. You're about to show everyone who the real GF is.
Each night you may choose to either perform identity theft or perform the actions of another scum member in lieu of that individual.
Identity theft You will deliver paperwork to someone that causes them to appear as the opposite alignment in an investigation. Though you will appear in the write-up, it will not say who you targetted
Win condition: Have mafia outnumber town
Mazer Bullshitter SCUM
Much like Mazer himself, this role is pretty much bullshit. Each night, the scum team may choose to have this bullshit character add a line to the write-up. You can choose a character name (please note-character not player) and an action. The write-up will say that the character performed the action you selected. Since this is all bullshit, the action won't happen. But anyone watching or tracking will buy into the bullshit and think that the person who controls the character you chose tried to do it.
Dreyski Serial killer
You didn't need any of these guys on Final Fantasy. The only reason you don't need them now. Unless you want to. Whatever. Your beard is awesome.
Each even night, you may perform a kill action.
Survive until either town is eliminated or mafia wins.
CWE The CWE
You're making it to fucking endgame.
Unlynchable
Bulletproof
Each night you may give me the names of two players and guess what role they have. If you get any right, I will give you a point. Once you get 3 points, you can choose to doc, block, or kill that night. Your score will then reset to zero. Once you score a point for a player, you can't use the player again.
win condition: you win if town wins on an even phase (you can't reveal this to town), or scum reaches their win condition.
To be fair, scum sort of played their hand a bit too quick. Should have waited for a town to make the vote first. But it worked out so...
FUCK YES SCUM
Bert COP TOWN
You know how to survive. But you have no fear about sacrificing yourself, if it means getting the dees out there.
Each night you will be able to choose a player, and request to learn their alignment
Win Condition: Eliminate all threats to Town.
King Diamond DOC TOWN
Years of extensive training have brought you here. You know who to protect and are unmoveable in your dedication. Every night, you may target a player to be protected from a kill for the night.
Win Condition: Eliminate all threats to Town.
TimeSplitter Hider TOWN
Years of playing it cool, watching, waiting, and picking your moment have prepared you for this momement. They'll never find you. But you intend to be there at endgame Every night, you can pick a target to hide behind. Actions targetted towards you will miss. If you hide behind a mafia player performing a kill, you will die.
Win Condition: Eliminate all threats to Town.
mod note: timesplitter can survive one hiding shot. if this happens, Moving forward he will die if he hides behind any scum or if he hides behind someone who is targeted for a kill.
However, if he pulls off a successful hide the person he hides behind will receive a plus one to their vote the following day.
Psych Lynch Driver
You're going to drive some freaking lynches. Apply pressure. Take shots. And then work your reads. That's the psych way. Every night phase, you may send me the name of one person who will become "hated" for the following phase. This means it will take 1 less vote to lynch them. This will not be announced in the thread or explained by me. It will just happen. Your ability will expire when there are less than 5 active players. In addition, you may now send me the name of a player to who will start day 1 with 2 votes against them.
Win Condition: Eliminate all threats to Town.
Pablo Roleblocker
You know who looks shady and you know who needs a temporary time-out. You use your roleblocks as a weapon against the enemies of goodwill. Every night, you may target a player and they will not be able to use their role for that night.
Win Condition: Eliminate all threats to Town.
Traxx Tracker
You lost last game only as a quirk of the rules. You're always there, and you can read where people want to go. This time…this time they won't escape your wrath. Each night, you may choose a player and learn who they targeted that night with any actions.
Win Condition: Eliminate all threats to town
Bluegunn Watcher
You're measured. You're not like these other looky loos that shoot their shots all over the place. You measure twice and cut once. They Each night, you will have the ability to watch a player of your choosing. You will see players who have targetted that player.
Win Condition. Eliminate all threats to town.
Kdestiny JOAT
You're our jack of all trades. You can pin strategies together and play the long game a lot better than most of these malookas.
Each night you may choose from 1 of the following abilities
Watcher
Tracker
Bus driver
roleblock
Win Condition: Eliminate all threats to town
Badger/Virm Vigilantes
You're one half of Rajah's greatest frenemies. But you're united in wanting to save town. But you can still never agree, you rascals. Beginning on night 1, your duo may perform a kill. Here' the thing: you must each submit a name. I will then flip a coin to determine whose kill choice will go through. You must also tell me which of you will perform the kill. Once you perform a kill, you must wait a minimum of one night before performing another.
Win Condition: Eliminate all threats to town
Modnote: precious last words modifier
Wouldn't have mattered.
Scum used their hated modifier at the exact right time.
Town needed last night to go differently.
Scum played a tight game.
They started with Psycho, but jarrod, morrison, and virms all contributed very well. Jarrod and morrison aren't always discussed for their scum game, but they should be. An active scum chat beats an inactive town. After a year of too much fear of reads, scum teams are now effectively using their numbers.
Town wasn't helped by some questionable reads. The last lynch was going to happen. Scum being able to rush the Badger lynch, when Psycho hadn't appeared in the write-up for two nights....wasn't great for town.
Bert had some good copping, and scum was wise to go guns of navarone on him and make sure that he couldn't play that night. Another tipping point.
I wanted this to be a quick game that was a little bit different than the last few, but hopefully fun and challenging. Hopefully everyone enjoyed.
Still gonna land on you, shit and fart like a Sumo Wrestler then you’ll be my Caito to my CWE. Then wee on Bert a bit for starting the whole “Oh tag partner reveals alignment, must be scummm!!!” Only Mazer can reveal my alignment ffs.
@virms You won the battle and drink it in man but still your biggest Rajah game Videoland champion, made sure there were no virms in your clubs and in Stan’s slight defense, you copped Mazer less than he blocked me....
All that side, very fun entertaining mindfuckery game @Mazer
Exactly. We made Dreyski hated, all we needed were the three scum votes to win. Kdestiny's vote didn't matter.
Great game Mazer and everyone!
Virms acting when he was playing ignorant on the write-up on day 2 was wonderful. Was cracking me up
Oh yeah, I forgot they had made Dreyski hated.
Beautiful work boys. A worthy sacrifice to see you all make it through. I'm proud.
Jarrod and Morrison, you two were wolfchat heroes. I loved that Jarrod kept driving discussion in there, and Morrison was giving a lot of his plots, too.
Virm also taking advantage of the chaos and playing extra dumb was a treat. You all did exceptional. Great team.
I prefer to see it as evens, given you got town me lynched a couple of games ago. That fucking Mazer role, I bet if I'd spreadsheeted this I might have caught it.
Though that wasn’t my fault...info was tainted. You had no excuse here.
What's precious last words modifier?
Yep, active scum beats inactive town.
Someone teach me how to play cop without giving myself away.
With Psycho though I still feel like I had to give myself away because he's so good at talking his way out of things.
I'm most surprised kdestiny wasn't scum. What the fuck, dude?! Why didn't you post anything of substance?
Let’s just agree though Stan that all Mazer games are evil.
I’ll win one one of these days like Santino winning the Rumble...only successful.
When king diamond died, he got to give kangus a target.
If kangus wanted, he could have bypassed the random flip and locked on king diamond's target.
Also-
Nobody knew this, but every night they submitted a kill I was asking CWE to choose number 1 or 2. He didn't know why he was doing it.
I was using that number to determine which of their kills went through.
Ah right forgot about that.
Incredibly busy time kind of took me over.
Not certain it would've mattered, but had I not been blocked I would've had something.
Otherwise yeah, been a ridiculous time and probably shouldn't have jumped into another game so soon.
And I wasted half my night action looking for Mazer...
Vote Mazer
Wee bit of rage towards our tequila-blooded friend for the whole “Badger’s a good luck charm let’s get him lads!” though to be fair I think he would’ve preferred to win with town.
Actually some props to Jarrod in that mislynch who knew what I meant with the partner thing then said “Oh yeah I’ve seen that now lol!”
The method differed, but the result was the same.
That might be the worst game I’ve had.
MU took over for me a bit as far as inactivity goes.
Plus when the doc is still there, you can still be loud. When the doc is gone, try and lie low.
Tbf you almost had the Mazer thing and Psycho had to be got. The night/mislynch on me turned it around for scum.
I think we lucked out choosing TS first who was the Dr. Pretty lucky. Same with getting King and TraXX together. Both weren't original options for our kills but ended up there. Once we did the math and figured out we could win with our Hated move we were basically hoping there was no Mazer mind fucks that could ruin it.
Last edited by Jarrod1983; April 2nd, 2022 at 11:24 AM.
One day I'll be TOWN when Psycho is clearly scummy on day 1. He keeps lucking out with me either being on his scummy team or a neutral party.
I was kinda roleclaiming...
I wasn’t seriously suspecting you until that “Oh Badger blocked twice and no Mazer” Should’ve occurred to you I could’ve been Psycho like the frogman said.
Ah shit happens we’ve all done it
Anyway cup final tomorrow so gonna go to bed. Hope your grandad’s former club wins it.
You guys should have got on the Psycho train day 1.
He’s the new JP at this point.
I was actually kind of betting on this.
I pretty much planned to just push as many people as possible and set up associatives with people so that when I went down, my teammates would look good.
The irony is that none of those associatives really played a factor in the victory lol
You pushed on me pretty hard. Enough that when you said you was disappointed no one had investigated me I called for a bus drive on me that night and it worked like a charm.
Scum of the earth...using his own son he was getting his him juice. Evil!
Genuine lol here.Kangus: King Dizzy, I've thought long and hard about this. I've covered it from all angles. I've traveled to far off places seeking advice from learned masters of knowledge. Then I had a margarita break....but afterwards it was back to work and suddenly I knew the answer. The name I will submit is Bert. He was lynched first last game and if he dies here first he will be super salty. And I can't wait.
@Bert You made it out of day 1
I won't lie. That fight our characters had with me coming out on top just showed the true balance of the universe.
I legit I was trying to stall a bit so I didn't look so guilty for lynching you. After I mentioned it was true about your tag partner comment I thought I'd say slow down etc. after a a bit. That's when Mav asked for juice and when I finally got to post I didn't refresh to check and was like 3 minutes late I think. He loves his juice Badger!
Psych is still mostly town.
I don't think he'd crack CWE s pure scum list.
But I do hope that changes and his scum streak continues.
It was moderately hard to leave virm off the scum squad. But he had to be a mason
Also I'm curious what Mazer has in his brain for the sequel.
Someone clearly survived.
Plus, with Rip popping back up, there's still plenty of material to work with.
I did save a Rip character.
I was hoping to die and become a stump, to be honest.
I love being a stump.
Then you will love the sequel.
Rajah mafia newb mafia
That's how I thought I was making it to the endgame at first.
I had a special write-up for you if town won on the wrong day
Well release the bts footage then
Haha, oh you noticed my night one kill selection?
Nothing fishy about a lynch train which doesn't include you, Bert nor CWE hey kdestiny?
Nah. Don't know if it will be in the sequel yet or not.
By the way, thanks Mazer! Awesome game!
I would just like to point out, that Caito still won.
CWE never gets the shine without Caito involved.
I was going to play the music again if Vote Caito died, but would’ve asked you first.
Will read chats later! Team won Scottish Cup and celebrating!
Just joshing.
What flavour juice?
Pear juice. Helps with his poops. I think the biggest issue I've had with him is sometimes they are too big and hard to make it out. The first time he just started crying and I had no clue. Figured it out but he was wailing like he never had before and for a few moments I was pretty clueless. Ever since we worked the Pear juice in his diet though things have been a lot looser for him.Just joshing.
What flavour juice?
Not what I was expecting. Thinking apple or orange (on team apple myself).
Glad the weeMavdiet sorted.
He likes Apple too.
As do I. I like some OJ but others don't taste the greatest. Probably why I lean Apple.
Pineapple juice is good.
Grape juice is disgusting.
Juice Mafia coming soon!
Correct!
Cider should be the mafia.
Cider taking over the juice world. Writes itself.
Sunny D too. Looking to finally end Orange juice for good.
I hope @Caito isn’t picking orange with his choice in pizza
The only proper juice is vodka infused with cut up pineapples for at least two weeks, and the glory it produces.
Ok not the only one, but it’s the best.
Okay great answer. We forgive!
I love sunny d. Fuck orange juice.
That's why Sunny D is scum. It needs to complete its takeover of OJ.
Thinking Gatorade is in this mix too some how.
You already asked mazer to do it in dead chat.
Yes and Caito also has access to dead chat. Was taking the piss and no like he would’ve given a fuck lol.
You guys killed @Caito....you bastards!
And I’m rather cross about it.
Me/Dreyski and CWE/Caito, you and me....
Mafia...bringing people together.
As you should be, but no as fucking cross as me. Fucking town eedjits!
If that’s a Supernatural reference, nice. If it isn’t, I’m gonna pretend it is.
Wonder how that would be as a theme.
Badger you should join team cwe and lynch caito out in the 1st round. Then you can post that video every game.
I've already thought about it. Should do a season by season build of scum.
While that is a dastardly evil plan....... I can’t help but respect it.
If we do a pizza mafia....
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