Caito Saves Christmas Mafia: Caito's Kringle Crusaders vs. CWE's Scrooge Society
Deep in the heart of Texas, CWE sat in his lair.
He should have been happy. The weather was great. He had some ribs in front of him. The Texans stood a good chance to draft Bryce Young in April. And the alcohol was flowing freely.
Yet he wasn't.
CWE had heard that Caito had plans for a festive Christmas. Cursed Caito.
"Oh that Vote Caito. Just the thought of him enjoying his figgy pudding makes me yearn for the simpler days of Texas Justice. I'd rather Christmas be cancelled for all than have one Caito have a happy holiday.....I have to stop Christmas from coming.....But how?"
Meanwhile, things were festive at the House of MTR. All were prepared to enjoy Christmas......all except MTR, who was just getting home from work. "Another year older, and how does my family thank me? By getting me killed in mafia again......Some Christmas for Dad. They need to appreciate me". MTR was so upset that he slammed his car door 37% harder than usual.
This caused a nearby tree to shake lose a pine comb. Which caused a squirrel to jump to a different tree. That tree lost a branch that landed in the road, later causing a car to swerve.....and on and on. This one created a butterfly effect that within 2 days caused a package in Houston to be delivered 15 minutes later than it normally would have been.
CWE, of course, noticed the change in pattern immediately. He was very drunk, after all. He immediately called MTR.
"I'm given to understand you're upset. Given the circumstances, I assume it's regarding Christmas. What if I were to tell you we could end the whole rotten affair?"
"Go on....you sir, have my attention"
In New England, a chill wind blew. A vampiric figure paused in his acoustic serenade. Something was wrong. But what could it be? He didn't know why, but he somehow knew that Christmas needed him. Maybe now more than ever before.
There was only one thing to do. Call a group of people that he primarily knew from decades old shared wrestling interests, and also from an MMOC group full of lovely folks.....and convince them to save Christmas together.
In the heartland of the US.....a heartless laugh filled the air. MTR's bellow shook the trees
"CWE, I wish I could kiss your brain. This is the most bastardly, yet also very honest plan, that I have ever had the privilege of being a part of. My kin....Caito....nobody will know what hit them"
"Indeed....Indeed. But we'll need more"
"....Who do you have in mind?"
Intro 2
"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
Voidkitten sat in his deluxe gaming chair. He was half-heartedly going through the motions of helping one of his leadership team learn what the internet is while simultaneously trying to hack the federal reserve. He looked up. A message appeared in his discord chat...he needed to help save Christmas.
Void knew that Foxxi would also be on the side of Christmas. She loved those decorative holiday pussy pics. Void took a pause from eating his lasagna. He wrapped it in a shiny, heat-reserving material, so he could save some for later. He started to ponder. What if Foxxi had been misleading him on Christmas for all these years? It was entirely possible, perhaps even probable, that she anticipated a time that Christmas itself would be in peril and was setting up the perfect move to end the entire shebang. He would not go into this blindly.
This would require further thinking.
Meanwhile Blind Ninja was getting a read on the developing factions
"You know what? Fuck all this mess. Christmas or no, these bastards are all going to pick a side".
Intro 3
Kdestiny was is good spirits. Sure Chicago was 3-9, but Justin Fields was providing hope for the future.
When Caito texted kdestiny and asked for help, kdest jumped right on it. He had been blessed so much. How could he say no?
Immediately after texting his agreement, Caito sent that fucking double doink gif again.
"FUCKING CAITO!"
Intro 4
Intro 4.
Claws and Badger were out Christmas shopping. Claws had long wanted to hit the famed Scottish outlet malls, and finally the opportunity had presented itself. Badger and Claws had money to burn, thanks to MazerCorp's generous year-end bonus.
Badger took Claws into all his favorite retail establishments. Claws had a whole case of various leather kilts, haggis handcuffs, and Proclaimers inspired bondage gear to enjoy with the missus when he got back to the states.
Yes, a filthy time was being had by all. Most of the outlet mall security looked at the filthiness and assumed they were ne'er-do-wells. But they were just two filthy guys enjoying an outlet mall.
Suddenly, Badger got a phone call.
"Yes. Yes. I understand. Worry not. You have my full filthiness on this"
Badger hung up, and looked at Claws.
Claws read Badger at a glance.
"Sounds like I'm going to change my plans for this crop".
Badger nodded solemnly. Crops in hand, they advanced into the night.
"If CWE wants to fight dirty.....he's about to find out what it means to fight filthy"
It was a cold winter in Siberia. Jarrod1983 had spent all the rubles he had won after the destruction at Jitter/Diamond's pad in Branson, MO
He had spent them.....but not wasted.
His body had damaged in the explosion.....but he had spent his money pursuing answers that were only available where most scientists fear to tread.
Jarrod no longer hid his intentions. He was now a killing machine. He was nigh impervious to damage, possessed super-speed, indescribable strength, and inhuman stamina. Jarrod still felt that this was not powered up enough for a scum team member, but he pushed on.
His cold, cyborg heart bore no love for Christmas. And his human mind wanted vengeance.
The Cyborg's path did not go unnoticed.
Listo was also in Russia. He was on his annual journey to Moscow, where he would spend 3 weeks each winter caring for people, dogs, and all manner of wildilfe that had struggled in the harsh Siberian Winter.
The local villagers, grateful for his efforts in rebuilding their homes, had warned him that there was an ominous presence nearby. 3puppies was also with him. The opportunity to apply his coupoining art in Russia was too goo to pass up. He had been able to help the village by providing them all with 3 years supply of food for 27.24 (American dollars) and made sure every family had some pretty sweet body soaps.
3pups had already established a spy network, so word of Jarrod came quickly. Listo hoped for the killing machine's redemption. But he was prepared to do what he had to. No child would go without Christmas. Not on his watch.
3pups and Listo set out after the cyborg, utilizing a dog sled that 3pups got for $12.64 and pulled by a team of Huskies that Listos had nursed back to health. And taught to count.
Day 1 and Rules
The war for Christmas was engaged.
CWE and his Scrooge Society were at their peak of their persuasive powers. Talk shows, podcasts, and old school water coolers were aflame with the talk of whether society had outgrown Christmas, whether Christmas really had ever had any meaning at all, and basically every other argument people make.
Caito and his Kringle Crusaders would have their hands full trying to help people focus on the Spirit of Togetherness and Understanding.
But just as soon as it seemed that all plans were finalized, Peter Griffin joined the fray. Would this be enough to tip the balance?
We would soon find out.
NOTES:
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You are expected to contribute each approximately 48 hours of gameplay. Any warnings will be issued via pm.
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Days are capped at 48 hours. Nights are capped at 24.
If no hammer is reached, majority vote lead will be the selection at the 48 hour mark. If there's a tie, both leading vote getters will be lynched. If there's a tie on no lynch, the person tied with no lynch will still get lynched.
While the war for Christmas raged, wrapping paper was all around.
But nobody was wrapped up
Day 1 has ended
Night 1 Begins now
I'm fairly busy tomorrow morning, so if you have the chance submit night actions today, so I can type up tonight, that would be great.
No night game talk.
But whoever posts the argument for what the best ever Christmas movie is gets 5 points.
Night 1
“Ho, ho, oh no.”, said Santa. I hope everyone knows that two people were sleeping before bedtime. But Santa needs you to do your good deeds all day, or he’ll shoot missile at your toes”
“But it’s time Santa. It’s time”
“I don’t know Blind Ninja. Should you have mercy?”
“Santa, you promised me when I replaced Krampus that I could do this”
“Ok, I can’t lie. I didn’t allow that nice elf to become a dentist. I shouldn’t crush your dreams too. Santa’s nice list contains no more fluff. You’re free.”
The Scrooges had plotted and plotted. They knew that the Crusaders would try something. Our heroes would need to disrupt CWE’s message, while launching a counter-offensive of their own.
But the Scrooges knew that if you stop something before it gets going, your work goes easier. Well begun helps get shit done and whatnot.
“Run and run as fast as you can. You can’t catch me! I’m the Jitterman”. Jitterman decided to go around and mess with all the do-gooders. But he does sometimes miss some stretches of gameplay, so he couldn’t catch everyone.
Morri walked out of the room for a minute right before the plans got underway. He looked through his surveillance footage. The house was out there…somewhere. Somewhere out there. Out where his killing dreams come true.
Morri re-entered the room as things got underway. He knew that in addition to hurting the other team, he needed to strengthen his own. He steeled his resolve, and got the whole team watching Silent Night, Deadly Night. He focused on the Deadly part. After that impromptu party, he knew there was no way anyone was going to be hindered tonight.
Future decided he was a little tired of watching his dad’s tomfoolery. He decided to find out if Psycho had an interesting life. Did he cook in or was he a doordash user? Was he a lights out early guy or did he entertain?
All this action was making voidkitten a bit nervous. But mostly he was confused? Was he overpowered? Was he underpowered? Was there balance? Did he even care? His head in the clouds, he fell in behind Peter.
“I’m a mod dammit! It’s time to lay the law down” Kdestiny was determined to show he was the mod of all mods. He needed to make an example of someone. He found Psych. “Listen here guy. You’re not going to be playing here for a minute. But don’t worry. I won’t let you get negged either.”
Peter Griffin may have been late to the game. But he was fast to action. He looked around and saw Blind Ninja. “Hmmm. There’s an interesting fella. Do you think he’s going Christmas caroling? Maybe a secret cocoa rendezvous? Maybe spreading Christmas jeer? Who knows where the night takes him?”
Listo led his husky team onwards. “Fear not my furry friends. For no foul play shall befall you this night. For I, Listo, stand between you and danger. But we must protect others. Come claws, you shall be at home with these fuzzballs. And I shall stand between you and the abyss”.
Jarrod trudged through the cold snow. But the snow was not as cold as his steel hand. And that hand was not as cold as his spirit.
Sadly, Foxxi felt both. His cold hand, powered by a soul untouched by holiday spirit reached out for her.
When the cyborg departed, Foxxi’s spirit was also gone.
Foxxi has been wrapped up.
She was ????
Current Christmas Characters
1. Psycho666Soldier
2. FutureHold
3. MTR
4. VoidKitten
5. Tildey
6. Val the Moofia Boss
7. Kdestiny
8. 3puppies
9. Graeham
10. Jarrod1983
11. morrison
12. Blind "Lurker Lyncher" Ninja
13.caito
14. cwe
15.Pablo
16. Jitters
17. Badger Claus
18. Randy Randolph
19.scroog mclaws
20. Listo95
21. LemonDemonGirl
22. DivaSmurf
23. Peter Griffin
Wrapped up in a bow
Foxxi
As the night ended, the Crusaders were saddened that Foxxi was all wrapped up. Psycho started to say something in an italian accent, but decided it wasn't even worth it.
Caito knew he needed to rally the troops and fight CWE. But how?
Suddenly Caito had an idea. An wonderful, all good, acoustic idea.
A crowd of angry christmas lovers surrounded Peter Griffin. He had barely distributed any fliers and his candy cane hanging had been lacking. How would they save Christmas like this?
When the crowd dispersed, Peter was laying unconscious, tied all up in tinsel and bows.
Peter Griffin has been wrapped up.
He was ????
Unsure of where they stood, but resolute in their plan, the Crusaders began ordering various supplies. This was going to take a lot of work.
Meanwhile, the Scrooges continued their work. They even financed a new type of Hallmark movie "Happier without Holidays, starring Danica McKellar". It was a tale of a hot shot female who cancelled a trip to cover a small human interest story about the big christmas cocoa festival in her home town. She stayed home, cracked a bigger story and although her fiancee was kind of busy landing a big deal at the holidays, they worked things out with empathy and had a successful relationship built on mutual trust and understanding. There was also a B story that showed that her high school boyfriend who ran the Christmas tree farm lost his business, as he was always hanging out in coffee shops and bookstores at 2:00 pm in the afternoon, rather than selling Christmas trees.
This Hallmark movie was very popular, and really struck a pretty good blow at Christmas.
Begin Night 2. If you have the ability to act, but are choosing not to, please let me know.
Night 2
Originally Posted by Mazer
Before the night was really able to get underway, Peter Griffin started laughing to himself. “They thought I was all wrapped up. Truth is, they couldn’t even put a bow on my boots”. He then burst himself free from his wrapping, and went back to his work
Elsewhere, Morri hacked into the House of mtr’s ring camera. Interesting.
Now, the night was truly underway
The evil Scrooges continued on their mission. Their Danica Mckellar led project had done record Holiday numbers. Graeham’s cross-promotional marketing really seemed to help. Once they launched their second movie “A Holiday Free Hometown Healing of the Heart starring Jennifer Love Hewitt and Mario Lopez”, they were pretty confident that they would even turn the Hallmark crowd against Christmas
Tildey was really concerned. First, she was trying to get everything set up for the big plan. And then she also had not seen MTR for days. What was going on? Was he having mid-life crisis? Maybe he was hanging out with that Psycho character. She would just see if there were any ne-er-do wells over in that neighborhood.
Voidkitten was feeling pretty good. Or was he? Had someone told him he was feeling good? Had he told himself that? Was he aligned against himself? He was in a tizzy. He took his lasagna out, and asked if he could lean behind Psych for a moment.
Val was really excited about the Crusaders’s plan. He just wanted to make sure he had a good piece of it. What if in addition to the Kringle Crusaders, there was a sub-faction called Hermes’ Heroes to spread Christmas Cheer through proper dentistry? Val figured LDG would love his plan, and kept her enthralled with his pitch.
3puppies wasn’t as worried about all this cheer stuff. He wanted to know what made the Scrooges tick. He consulted his sheet, and decided that he would see what CWE was up to. He got out the trusty magnifying glass ($.57) and disguise kit ($6.34) and went to work.
Kdestiny looked over at Blind Ninja. He was still a little pissy from another Bears loss, but this was again mitigated by thinking about their 2023 salary cap situation. His mixed mood manifested itself again. “Look here buster, you need to take a little bit of a breather. But also I respect you as a unique individual”
Also, kdestiny took a lot of comfort out of the Patriots loss. Fucking dumbasses. the NFL was too embarrassed to even allow for video links.
Randolph was down for all this Christmas stuff. But he also thought everyone was taking it a bit serious. He soon handed a voidkitten a series of 1678 homemade cookies carved in the shape of Badger. After voidkitten was gorged on sugar, he was very susceptible.
Psych shook his bushy mustache and patted his billy club. “Hey now Guv….What’s all this then? You’re in for a proper flogging and perhaps even give you the old whatfor”. Val was a little confused but eventually had to concede.
The Jitterman was out in the street. Could anyone know the truth of his jittery ways?
MTR went to see Psych. He asked about his favorite Sugar Ray songs. They talked all night
Grae decided that Blind ninja, with his listing of songs, was obviously way too full of Christmas cheer. He found him and regaled him with many a story of Christmas heartbreak. When he was done, the normally happy-go-lucky Blind Ninja was a broken man.
CWE knew it was time to take matters into his own hands. There was always a number 1 on his list.
He crept up behind Psych.
“Hold my good man, perhaps share my Jim Beam? Beam me Up!. Up, Up, and Away! AWAY YE FOUL CREATURES OF THE NIGHT! NIGHTTIME …for…psych”
Psych has been wrapped up. He was…???
Voidkitten managed to survive the blast, but he felt shaken up and weakened by the affair.
Blind Ninja laughed and laughed. “The fools. Six little pumpkins…all in a row. Maybe this one won’t fall asleep so soon next time”
Jitters has been wrapped up. He was ???
The crusaders rallied around each other, and their desire to make the world a better place. They knew the one thing that could unite the world: A Christmas Charity Concert. And with their combined talents "Christmas in our Chats and Cheer in our Fingers: A Mafia and Friends Christmas Concert" started to come together.
Current Christmas Characters
1. FutureHold
2. MTR
3. VoidKitten
4. Tildey
5. Val the Moofia Boss
6. Kdestiny
7. Graeham
8. 3 puppies
9. Jarrod1983
10. morrison
11. Blind "Lurker Lyncher" Ninja
13.caito
13. cwe
14.Pablo
15. Badger Claus
16. Randy Randolph
17.scroog mclaws
18. Listo95
19. LemonDemonGirl
20. DivaSmurf
21. Peter Griffin
22. Foxxi
Wrapped up in a bow
Psych-Claws/Town Mason Vigilante
Jitters-Jarrod/Scum Killer
With 22 players left. hammer is at 12.
Begin Day 3
End day 3
The crowd was convinced that they had found someone who truly lacked the spirit of Christmas.
Imagine their surprise when they burst in his door, and him watching online videos of the Grinch choking Santa.
"WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING?"
"...It's not what it looks like"
"ARE YOU WATCHING ANTI-CHRISTMAS VIDEOS?!"
"....Noooooo. This is.....what....I'm....into now?"
And with that lame excuse, mtr was fit to be tied.
Morrison has been wrapped up. He was mtr-scum roleblocker
Current Christmas Characters
1. FutureHold
2. MTR
3. VoidKitten
4. Tildey
5. Val the Moofia Boss
6. Kdestiny
7. Graeham
8. 3 puppies
9. Jarrod1983
10. Blind "Lurker Lyncher" Ninja
11.caito
12. cwe
13.Pablo
14. Badger Claus
15. Randy Randolph
16.scroog mclaws
17. Listo95
18. LemonDemonGirl
19. DivaSmurf
20. Peter Griffin
21. Foxxi
Wrapped up in a bow
Psych-Claws/Town Mason Vigilante
Jitters-Jarrod/Scum Killer
Morri-mtr-scum roleblocker
It is now Night 3. Please let me know if you will not be using any eligible roles.
Night 3
Night 3
Morrison continued stalking the House of Mtr. As he did, he thought to himself “House of MTR has really caught on. This is some of the best branding Mazer has ever done”. Then he dumpster dove through their trash.
Now the night was truly underway. The Crusaders were riding high after their recent wins. Joel McHale and Alison Brie had even agreed to appear at big Christmas benefit concert. Caito was really hopeful that he could also get Steve Martin, Martin Short, and Selena Gomez. But that might be a reach. However, Badger thought he could get it done.
At the same time, Morrison thought to himself “They want a concert do they? Let’s see how they enjoy this one”. He began to sing “Siiillleeeennnt Niiiight”
Val was really excited about the concert. He had may a powerpoint on how his dentist troop could really benefit the celebrities. He had heard about Grae’s dentistry skills and though he could benefit from his 252 slide presentation
Future needed a little bit of a break. He decided to watch Clone Wars. He invited Future to take in a viewing with him. Future’s narcissism overwhelmed, and he couldn’t help but keep an eye on himself.
Pablo went up to 3puppies. “Listen son. I’ve seen what you’ve done around here. You’ve got heart, and I like it. But we need more than this. CHRISTMAS NEEDS YOU….MAYBE NOW MORE THAN EVER. AND I CAN’T HAVE ANYTHING LESS THAT YOUR BEST! ALL YOUR SWEAT! ALL YOUR TEARS! EVERYTHING IN YOUR HEART! LET’S GO!”
Listo decided that claws still looked beleaguered. “Oh Claws. You are such a filthy, filthy animal. But I don’t look on your filthiness and depravities. Listo only looks at your soul….which is actually also kind of filthy…but whatever I guess. Your filthiness shall not be extinguished tonight. For Listo protects you” While he was doing this, Listo was also knitting scarves for homeless mice.
Psycho came around the corner. He was dressed as a sexy nurse. Foxxi looked him up and down and gave him a “Heeellllloooo Nurse”. Psych made sure he was ready for some up close and personal medical attention, should it be required.
Kdestiny looked around. There they were. Another troll poster. “Val. Val. Val. Now you’ve had 3 warnings. You left me no options bud. Let’s think about this tonight, and protect Christmas tomorrow. How does that sound?”
Blind Ninja was ecstatic. So many people went to bed early. He was about to interrupt their sleep. “He sees when you’ve been sleeping. He knows when you’re awake. He knows if you’ve been bad or good…so better be good for goodness sake”
DivaSmurf was not on his good list.
DivaSmurf has been wrapped up. He was Foxxi-Town Cop
It had been a bit of a rough night. Although they were progressing to the concert, Caito knew that CWE's message was spreading. And if it was too dangerous. He would have celebrity cancellations. And he needed to be able to compete with CWE's star power.
CWE and Caito started working the phones.
Current Christmas Characters
1. FutureHold
2. MTR
3. VoidKitten
4. Tildey
5. Val the Moofia Boss
6. Kdestiny
7. Graeham
8. 3 puppies
9. Jarrod1983
10. Blind "Lurker Lyncher" Ninja
11.caito
12. cwe
13. Badger Claus
14. Randy Randolph
15.scroog mclaws
16. Listo95
17. LemonDemonGirl
18. Peter Griffin
19. Foxxi
Wrapped up in a bow
Psych-Claws/Town Mason Vigilante
Jitters-Jarrod/Scum Killer
Morri-mtr-scum roleblocker
DivaSmurf-Foxxi Town Cop
Pablo-Future-TOWN ON-Watcher
With 19 players left, hammer is at 10
Begin day 4
End Day 4
End day 4
After a back and forth sway, with Christmas programming and counter-programming taking leads with the public, the consensus of the group was to figure out what to do with Peter Griffin.
They looked long and hard for Peter. He didn't seem to pop up much, so he was pretty hard to find.
Eventually they found a tunnel that they were sure would lead to a very specific target. Blind Ninja laughed as they walked down it
As the group walked down the tunnel, they finally found Peter's chamber. He was sleeping.
As they sprang upon him, Peter briefly woke up.
He tried to soothe them with his acoustic guitar playing, and even his rendition of Wonderwall was powerless against them.
He then tried to turn into a bat. But the wrapping skills of the group was too strong.
So they wrapped him up, and shipped him out.
On the way out, someone finally looked around. Only after seeing the framed autographs of Deion Branch and Drew Bledsoe did they realize what they had done.
By the time they returned to the surface, McHale and Brie had already canceled their benefit appearance.
Peter Griffin has been wrapped up.
He was Caito-Town Captain (1x bulletproof variant, 1x vampire).
Wrapped up in a bow
Psych-Claws/Town Mason Vigilante
Jitters-Jarrod/Scum Killer
Morri-mtr-scum roleblocker
DivaSmurf-Foxxi Town Cop
Pablo-Future-TOWN ON-Watcher
Peter-Caito-Town Captain (1x bp variant, 1x vampire)
Night 4
Night 4
The Crusaders' hearts were heavy without their beloved Caito. But then someone passed around some egg nog, and they got over it.
Sadly, there would be more to get over before the night was through.
Right before the night, Morrison finally was able to finish tracking the House of MTR. All his dumpster diving, stalking, and general nefariousness had all been worth it. His mission accomplished, he had a little extra spring in his step.
The Jitterman was just busy springing around. He saw the LemonDemonGirl and Future, and decided that they looked like they could jitterbug with the best of them.
Void was feeling even more ambitious than usual. He crunched some numbers and found that he could actually cover two targets tonight. He chilled out with LDG before moving to BN.
Psycho was really worried about his friend Foxxi. She needed some time away. Psych told her all about his time as a Priest, and Foxxi told him that she had counted 72, 519 stones in the wall. Psych asked “Ah, but have you named them yet?”
Kdestiny found LDG. He talked to her for a bit. “Listen LDG…..that demon is preeeettty scary don’t you think? I think you do think that. I think that you think you should think about that. Or something. TIMEOUT! And also can someone find us a passrush?”
Tildey set out to check the neighborhood out again, but was not able to locate the address.
3puppies used his combined sheeting and couponing approach to determine that the highest probability of taking action, who also allowed for a cost effective spying technique was Voidkitten. The drone he had purchased for $7.78 worked surprisingly well.
While Val was going to the bathroom, Randolph snuck on his computer. After downloading deepfakes of Mrs. Claus and Hulk Hogan onto his laptop, Val was definitely on Santa’s naughty list.
CWE found foxxi in a bar. Everyone else took 3 steps back. The contest would begin. At the end of the night, nobody was sure who won, as they were all passed out at the bar.
Kdestiny thought back warmly to the times he had spent conversing with his friends here. He often would drink hot chocolate with them as he discussed all the recently performances he had attended. Sadly, he did not realize that Morrison had snuck and set extra time on the microwave as he was warming his hot chocolate. He burnt his tongue as he was thinking about those times. Cursing his misfortune, he vowed never to see those shows again.
Grae was determined to finally finish this business with Foxxi. He had prepared a regaling monologue to rehearse for her, before performing his coupe de grace. But when he went to find her, Psych was standing at the door. “It appears that you have yet to learn that vengeance is in the hands of God”, said the old Priest.
Morrison, however, never had feared the laws of God, man, or even polite mafia society. He found Blind Ninja preparing some candy cane defenses. And look….it appeared there was a pretty kitty who had tagged along.
Blind Ninja has been wrapped up. He was Badger-Town Mason Vigilante
3puppies has been wrapped up. He was Voidkitten-Town Hider
Blind Ninja smiled to himself. Finally, he set out for vengeance. But you never know where wrapping might take.
Future has been wrapped up. He was Tildey- Town EN Watcher
All these losses sent the Crusaders scrambling. The funding for their concert was in serious jeopardy, and the only celeb yet to cancel was Salt Bae.
Meanwhile, CWE was so empowered that he decided it was time for some counter-programming. He also would create a concert. And his televised extravaganza: A Christmas Humbug: Scrooge Society and Extravagant Celebrity Friends against Commercialism and Hero Worship might just prove to be the final nail in the coffin of Christmas.
With Caito gone, who would step up to save Christmas now?
Current Christmas Characters
1. MTR
2. VoidKitten
3. Tildey
4. Val the Moofia Boss
5. Kdestiny
6. Graeham
7. Jarrod1983
8.caito
9. cwe
10. Badger Claus
11. Randy Randolph
12.scroog mclaws
13. Listo95
14. LemonDemonGirl
15. Foxxi
Wrapped up in a bow
Psych-Claws/Town Mason Vigilante
Jitters-Jarrod/Scum Killer
Morri-mtr-scum roleblocker
DivaSmurf-Foxxi Town Cop
Pablo-Future-TOWN ON-Watcher
Peter-Caito-Town Captain (1x bp variant, 1x vampire)
Blind Ninja-Town Mason Vigilante
3puppies-Voidkitten Town Hider
Future-Tildey Town EN Watcher
With 15 remaining players, hammer is at 8
Begin day 5
End Day 5
The Crusaders were now resolute. Caito would be avenged.
When they saw a figure streaking from the MTR house, they knew they had found their prey.
As the group circled, the solitary figure yelled out "I have no regrets. You play to win the game"
The spirits of Christmas Characters past all called out "MMMOOOOORRRRRIIIISSOOOOONNNN"
Wrapped up in a bow
Psych-Claws/Town Mason Vigilante
Jitters-Jarrod/Scum Killer
Morri-mtr-scum roleblocker
DivaSmurf-Foxxi Town Cop
Pablo-Future-TOWN ON-Watcher
Peter-Caito-Town Captain (1x bp variant, 1x vampire)
Blind Ninja-Town Mason Vigilante
3puppies-Voidkitten Town Hider
Future-Tildey Town EN Watcher
Claws-Psycho-Town JOAT
LDG-DivaSmurf Town EN Delayed Motivator
Vk-Morrison Scum JOAT
Night 5
Originally Posted by Mazer
Right as the night began, Val sprung loose from his wrapping. He had found it miserable, and was quickly determined to get back in the fray.
Night 5
“Well, I’ll tell you Bill. It’s all just inherited superstitions, and for what? To drive up prices and start our kids off with false ideas about productivity. It’s high time we moved past these fairy tales. And so we’ve got some of our greatest truth-tellers, like Ariana Grande coming forward to help with the message”. CWE leaned back in his chair as Bill Maher hung on his every word.
“CWE, this concert seems to be just what the world needs to move past all the Christmas humbug”
Meanwhile, the Crusaders were working the phones. They had almost convinced Denzel to open the proceedings, but he needed to see more progress. And so they got back to work.
Jitterman found Foxxi and Val. “You two….you have so much….but what if what you had was….not what you had”.
Peter Griffin was ready to show that even if he missed some nights, he was there for Christmas. He wandered if they same could be said for Jarrod, and went to see where the night would lead them.
At the same time, Psycho appeared. “Crikey, look at the teeth on that one. Isn’t kdestiny lovely? We need to stay back, so he’s not spooked. But isn’t he a beauty?”
Rando looked at mtr and Tildey. Rando appreciated how close they were. But were they too close? Rando knew that most relationships weathered adversity, and wondered how these two would hold up.
Pablo found Caito. “Listen lad. I know that you’re down. And I know that you think you’re out. But I’m here to tell you that you’re not. Do you think Johnny Damon stayed down in 2004, or did he pick he and his teammates up by the bootstraps and then sign with the Yankees later? Look, that last part was kind of beside the point. The main point is we need you to RUN OUT EVERY FLY BALL! LOOKTO CATCH THE PTICHER NAPPING! PUT ON YOUR RALLY CAP, CAUSE HERE WE COME!”
Kdestiny had been noticing voidkitten. “Listen kitten. I know that you’re smitten. But trolling is forbidden. So time to cool your mittens”
Graeham sought out foxxi. “Foxxi, have you really thought about the 12 days of Christmas? Yes, there were 9 Ladies dancing, but is it fair for them all to be lumped together? They each had stories. And I think it’s important that you know all of them. First, there was Lucinda…”
CWE looked on at Claws. Truly claws was filthy. Filthy…..but dangerous. Too dangerous.
Claws has been wrapped up.
He was Psycho-Town JOAT
Blind Ninja smiled. Finally. Finally after all these day 1 and 2 votes. Finally, vengeance would be his.
LDG has been wrapped up.
She was DivaSmurf Town EN Delayed Motivator
After all the shouting was done, the Crusaders were down further. CWE had already delivered commits from Ariana,
Wrapped up in a bow
Psych-Claws/Town Mason Vigilante
Jitters-Jarrod/Scum Killer
Morri-mtr-scum roleblocker
DivaSmurf-Foxxi Town Cop
Pablo-Future-TOWN ON-Watcher
Peter-Caito-Town Captain (1x bp variant, 1x vampire)
Blind Ninja-Town Mason Vigilante
3puppies-Voidkitten Town Hider
Future-Tildey Town EN Watcher
Claws-Psycho-Town JOAT
LDG-DivaSmurf Town EN Delayed Motivator
With 13 active players, hammer is 7
Begin Day 6
Begin Night 6
Night 6
After sending Morrison off to the Island of Misfit Toys, it seemed that the Crusaders had some momentum. Denzel was in to open the concert with a retelling of the Night before Christmas. While they still needed to secure some A-list musical guests to compete with the Scrooge Society’s star power, they felt like they would be able to secure some big signings.
But the Scrooges were not taking this lying down. They immediately, and efficiently launched their counter offensive.
First, the Jitterman went back to work. He hacked into Val and Badger’s Amazon accounts and made sure that their packages were not going to be delivered correctly.
From there, Grae found Caitoand made sure that he spend all night at the bar with him, listening to all his stories about why he shouldn’t feel so bad about the Patriots, and also provided him with him some more ideas about he could taunt Bears fans.
Val knew that with all the wrappings, it was his time to step into a Leadership role. So he tracked down Badger and spent all night laying out his plan for leadership.
Rando decided that talking had obviously got too serious and away from the joy of Christmas. So he thought Badger needed to lighten it up some.
Listo found himself outside of Val’s house. While he was surprised about this, that never stopped Listo from doing a good deed. So, he swept up the front porch. Started installing a ring camera system.
But as his back was turned, tragedy struck.
CWE appeared behind him. He didn’t actually eat him. Regardless of what anyone else says. That would be way off brand. He just wrapped him up and sent him off to the island of misfit toys.
He’s a Scrooge, not a cannibal.
Foxxi has been wrapped up.
She was Listo-Town Doc.
The phone lines rang as the battling Benefit concerts drew nearer. The Crusaders were finally able to procure the comedy trio of Steve Martin, Martin Short, and Selena Gomez. But CWE was able to sign up Nikki Minaj and Ryan Sechrist to host.
Wrapped up in a bow
Psych-Claws/Town Mason Vigilante
Jitters-Jarrod/Scum Killer
Morri-mtr-scum roleblocker
DivaSmurf-Foxxi Town Cop
Pablo-Future-TOWN ON-Watcher
Peter-Caito-Town Captain (1x bp variant, 1x vampire)
Blind Ninja-Town Mason Vigilante
3puppies-Voidkitten Town Hider
Future-Tildey Town EN Watcher
Claws-Psycho-Town JOAT
LDG-DivaSmurf Town EN Delayed Motivator
Vk-Morrison Scum JOAT
Foxxi-Listo Town Doc
With 11 active characters, hammer is 6.
Last edited by Mazer; January 4th, 2023 at 12:37 AM.