Not really.
Fener just conceded again too
Not really.
Fener just conceded again too
BARCAAAAAA!
ahaha I'm awful at Champions League betting.
Got all three of my bets wrong last night too
Ooooo nice couple of goals for me there.
Come on Celtic and Arse.
Fenerbahce hold on, and Jay can come on down for a little suck.Originally Posted by N.E.R.F.
FUCK YOU ADEBAYOR!! YOU BLACK FUCKING BLACK CUNT DARKIE!!!!
Betting slip ripped up in 5,4,3,2,now
If it wasn't for the Heed game getting called off, I might have lost the lot.
Never bet on your own team. You jinxed him
Fucking hell, if Adebayor scored that I'd have £250.
Fiver on Arse, Fener, Barca, Motherwell, and Man U/Lyon draw.
WELL I'M GOING TO JINX HIM AGAIN.
I'M GOING TO PUT A BET ON HIM THAT HE NEVER GETS CANCER OF THE BALLS, AND HIS MUM DOESN'T GET RUN OVER BY A BUS.
I'm trying not to dance around like a pillock because I know there'll be times when I lose loads and you'll all win, but this is my biggest win to date.
Oh for fuck's sake Adebayor. I hope your country gets bombed and I hope your Mother and Sisters get raped, you stupid, lanky, crossbar hitting, black fucking bastard.
Well done NERF, you fucking wanker.
I said United and Lyon would be a draw, too.
Three bets down the drain, all because of that stupid black spacker.
Fuck off, you ninety-fourth minute conceding, pizza eating, Mum shagging bastard.
Not you ahahhaha
That's the spirit Jay. Want fellatio or not?
Anyway, enough about all that, how did Prescot Cables get on, eugenespeed?
Just a fiver will do, mate. Or throw a rather large rock at Adebayor's head the next time you're at the Emirates. Either one will do.
I don't go to the stadium, I'm not a real fan
Seriously though, I'm genuinely pleased you've got your bet up.
Just wish I'd got one of mine up too
i'M FUMING. i'M ABOUT 40 QUID DOWN NOW FOR THIS MONTH
I don't think I want to know the exact amount at the moment, but Arsenal have let me down for about £350, provided Swansea win on Friday, which they should do.
I've changed my mind. I hope NERF fucking chokes on his £75.
Game was called off this afternoon.
We were favourites to beat them anyway.
ahgshagshagsahs
Im wrong, and im willing to admit it.
Ive been to EVERY Celtic home game in Europe since 2002, and I can say that this is without a doubt the best team ive ever seen at parkhead.
Absolutely phenomenal side. We applauded Rhonaldinio, the Barca fans were chanting CEL-TIC. Absolute class act and brilliant team.
Gary Caldwell is a cunt though.
He is indeed. Adebayor's a bigger cunt, however.
I guess this is what I get for laughing at you the other night
Fucking hell lads I only got 3 out of 7. Poor show.
Whacked a tenner on PSV, Villareal, Bayern and Swansea the other day. Gave up on it after seeing Villareal 1-0 down with half an hour to go.
Just checked to find Zenit had 2 players sent off, about 6 bookings, and Villareal scored twice in the last 15 minutes including an ultimately pointless (for them) 90th minute winner
COME ON SWANSEA
I'm going to play the LADBROKES STRIKE IT RICH LIST.
Rangers to beat Gretna
St Mirren to lose to Celtic
East Fife to beat Elgin
Brum to lose to Arsenal
Hamilton to beat Livingston
WBA to beat Hull
Stoke to beat Ipswich
Norwich to beat Barnsley
Rotheram to beat Lincoln
Motherwell to beat Hearts
Chelsea to beat Spurs
Barnet to lose to MK Dons
Gives odds of at least 1237/1
Stuck a fiver on Brechin, Hibs, Motherwell and Montrose. It wins about eighty quid.
Brechin are good value this week. They always are. Just have a look at our form recently and you will realise that we are great value.
So I just decided to bet $50 on Sunderland tomorrow. They havent won on the road all year. Lets go black cats!
Edit: So I just saw that the guy who scored twice against portsmouth earlier in the year is not playing. Whatever. I know almost nothing about this league, I dont really care.
Last edited by SteveM; February 22nd, 2008 at 4:08 PM.
He's a fucking midfielder anyway.
Got a fiver on Swansea and Hartlepool tonight. Both games are 0-0 at HT.
Also, put my usual tenner on Gateshead tonight. Playing Fleetwood tomorrow in a game that should make us at least be able to claim second at the end of the season. It may be a challenge, but I still think we can win the league. 12-1 at the moment.
AS Nancy, Caen, Hereford, Nice and Valenciennes.
A tenner returns £543.13
Tenner would only return £440 on Willhill
Stuck a couple of bob on anyway.
Also - Liverpool, Portsmouth, West Brom, Watford, Norwich, Carlisle, Dundee Utd, Hamilton & Airdrie.
£1.50 returns £120. Nice.
Good job I didn't get up in time for Arsenal
£5 on Brentford, Darlington, Hereford, MK Dons, Peterborough and Stockport returns £994.50
Wolfsburg
Bayern
Wigan
Pompey
AC Milan
Empoli
Barca
Real
£2 returns £74.90 (+40% win bonus) = £105
1 Macclesfield v Peterborough (Backing Peterborough @ 1.96)
2 Exeter v Farsley Celtic (Backing Exeter @ 1.45)
3 Woking v Northwich (Backing Woking @ 1.68)
4 Watford v Preston (Backing Watford @ 1.75)
£35 returns £250. I want a holiday.
Fulham
Palace
Scunthorpe
Forest
Gillingham
MK Dons
Dagenham
Total guesswork...£1 returns £345
My coupon was:
Arsenal
Watford
Cambridge
Exeter
Dundee Utd
Hamilton
Airdrie
East Fife
It's down already though.
Still got my Gateshead bet though. We should twat Fleetwood this afternoon.
Hereford losing. THANKS JAY.
It's early days. I thought it was a bit dodgy as it's a derby, but Hereford should still pull through. 1-3 it'll end up.
Fucking Arsenal.
I'm never betting them again after midweek. I'm glad they drew today, the bunch of bastards.
1Liverpool @ 2/52Portsmouth @ 8/133Man Utd @ 4/94Stoke @ 11/105West Brom @ 4/76Leeds @ 1/27Rangers @ 1/98Wigan @ 8/13
Multiple Bets
1 x 2.00 Eight-FoldsStake: 2.00Potential Winnings: 56.04
1-1 NERF
Sexcellent.
Hereford drawing 1-1£5 on Brentford, Darlington, Hereford, MK Dons, Peterborough and Stockport returns £994.50
MK Dons winning 2-0
Stockport winning 1-0
Darlington winning 1-0
Peterborough winning 1-0
Brentford losing 1-0
Last edited by Jay; February 23rd, 2008 at 12:14 PM.
Fulham drawing
Palace drawing
Scunthorpe winning
Forest drawing
Gillingham drawing
MK Dons winning
Dagenham winning
Wolfsburg gonna fuck up my other bet
Fucking hell. Brentford let me down for a thousand
I could have told you that Chesterfield would be dodgy for us and to steer clear whatever current form we were on. I can see why you would bet on us though, this loss ended a fantastic run of form.
Last edited by Torn; February 23rd, 2008 at 2:01 PM.
Chesterfield had won only once in their last ten, coupled with Brentford's amazing streak and I thought it was a certainty
I won 160 quid today for a fiver.
Carlisle, Coventry, Stoke, Torquay and Wigan.
Chelsea, Villa, Blackburn, Celtic, Roma, Killie.
£2.50 wins £125
Chelsea, Villa, Aberdeen
£10 wins £126
http://www.coral.co.uk/sbuk.go?page=...=20&sid=20&ms=
Coral have made a MASSIVE fuck-up there, so if you're quick, get Ross County at 5/1 against Brechin on Tuesday.
£25
Any realistic chance of Brechin fucking things up?
Ross County are top of the league. It's the two form teams, but I'd still have Ross County as favourites for Tuesday.
They've changed the odds now.
Nice. £150 if Ross County win. I'm sure they wont though, as these funny little Scottish games never seem to work out for me. Clearly worth a punt at those odds though, cheers Melv.
To ease your mind a little, Ross County have won every game since the 8th December.
Similarly, Brechin have been on good form and haven't lost since January. Amazing odds on Ross County though, Coral will be praying for City to win.
Gone for a few cheeky HT/FT 10p bets that could net me £200 if one of them comes off. Only 4 games.
Also stuck a sneaky 10p on:
Brechin 1-2 Ross County
Cowdenbeath 1-0 Queens Park
Peterhead 2-0 Alloa
Ayr 1-3 Airdrie
£700 if it comes off, which it blatantly won't.
They've just changed the odds on my bet:
Dear Customer,
We write to you to inform you that the wrong prices were displayed for Ross County on our website. These should be 11/10 and not 5/1.
All bets have been amended, if you wish to void yours please contact us before 26/02/08 at 19.45.
I do apologise for any inconvenience you may have experienced. If you require further assistance please do not hesitate to contact the Coral Customer Care team.
Regards,
Coral Customer Care
Villa won 2-1
Celtic won 1-0 (phew)
Roma won 1-0
Killie 2-0 up at half time
Blackburn 1-0 up at half time
Chelsea 1-0 up at half time.
Come on.
Fucking cunts
The odds are 13/10 now anyway.
Not sure they're worth it at those odds.
Kevin Davies
na i've told them to cancel the bet.
McCarthy
Bridge
Got Villa, Blackburn, Celtic, Rangers and Kilmarnock.
£3 wins £104.
Killie won 3-0.
Blackburn won 3-1.
Got Villa, Blackburn, Celtic, Rangers and Kilmarnock.
£3 wins £104.
My first win in bloody ages.
Even though they fucked up over the weekend for me, I'm sticking by Brentford tonight, along with Hereford, Peterborough and Torquay.
£10 brings back £132 exactly.
I think Stoke are a bit dodgy tonight, too. Preston are a much improved side recently, they've got strong home form and they also have a really good record on a Tuesday night, for some bizarre reason.
I did that plus Bradford plus QPR. £2.50 wins £150.
I would expect us (Brentford) to beat Accrington away today, we comfortably beat them at our place. Safer bet than last game, but we've got some injuries and I'm not sure how the reshuffle is going affect the side.
Thank you Mr Torn. Welcome, buddy.
I'd like to echo the sentiments of Mr Bunts.
However, if Brentford fail to win tonight I don't ever want to see your username in these forums again.
I think Jay may be an addict.
Which is weird because gambling addicts must surely win at some point.
I'm trusting you tonight. £2.50 on that, plus £2.50 on that plus Leeds.
Potential return of £150.
Dont want to bet against Sir Brian of Little. Or I might have had a punt on that too.
Instead, I've gone for:
Dortmund to beat Hoffenhein 1.77
Stuttgart to beat Carl Zeiss 1.26
Bayern Munich to beat 1860 1.28
Brentford to beat Accrington 2.27
Barca to beat Valencia 1.48
£15 returns £165
If this doesn't come in I've got £15 left to turn into £200 within a week and a half if I'm going on football tour to Prague. I need this.
Fucks sake. I fucked up and put the wrong fucking bet on.
I did the Jay one and did Torquay for tonight, Brentford for tonight, but then went and did the other two cunts in their matches on Saturday.
Twat.
Stuttgart 1 - 1 Carl Zeiss Jena
Who the fuck are Carl Zeiss Jena for fuck sake.
A bloody good team. How long gone?
Too long
Just started extra time. Back to the drawing board then...
Soz m8.
Atleast that's one less person to lynch me when Brentford manage to spectacularly fuck up. Unlucky.
It's alright mate. We'll get through this.Soz m8.
I have one final shot at glory. A succesful weekend 6 fold will see me on that plane. Realistically, it was always going to come down to this.
Shit. Brentford losing.
Good.
Oops.
Horrid performance, the injuries I mentioned cost us loads, especially with our captain Heywood one of them. Bollocks, sorry guys.
FUCK OFF TORN. I TRIED TO BE NICE BUT YOU COST ME A TENNER
CHEERS JAY YOU DICK.
I think Torn should probably just leave now if he knows what's good for him.
I wish you lot would piss off copying me. Jinxing bastards.
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