Rajah Fantasy Football 2016/17

[Peter Griffin]

David Nugent (Derby)
Ollie Watkins (Exeter)
Oliver Hawkins (Dag & Red)
Zach Clough (Nottingham Forest)
Cauley Woodrow (Burton)

Omar Bogle (Wigan)
Izzy Brown (Huddersfield)

[The Rosk]

Am I allowed to leave instructions on a transfer with someone else if one of my players isn't starting? I may not be able to get on if its a late announcement.

Sure mate, leave it with me

[Chris Scott]

No I'm playing Hurley I don't agree with him leaving a transfer with someone else.

[BBF]

Am I allowed to leave instructions on a transfer with someone else if one of my players isn't starting? I may not be able to get on if its a late announcement.

not a chance.

[UK Blue]

Oumar Niasse was the best pickup that could've been made today. Hat-trick incoming.

[son_of_foley]

It's very important to me that I finish second highest scorer.

Focus on finishing 4th top scorer. I'm coming for Andy to get 2nd

[UK Blue]

I'll do live scoring from 3 today. I think the only goal so far is Cole Stockton for Beefy, putting him 1-0 up over BBF.

[UK Blue]

14:30: Borussia Dortmund vs TSG 1899 Hoffenheim
14:30: FC Bayern München vs SV Darmstadt 98
16:00: Paris Saint-Germain vs Bastia
19:45: Juventus vs Torino

Today's big European fixtures.

Is Joe Hart going to help decide the title race?

[Badger]

Steven Doris (Arbroath)
Craig Gunn (Elgin)
Leigh Griffiths (Celtic)
Steven Maclean (St Johnstone)
Graham Cummins (St Johnstone)

Jamar Loza (Maidstone)
Theo Walcott (Arsenal)

[The Rosk]

Sinclair is rested. How utterly fucking predictable. I'm so done with this.

[Andy]

Edinson Cavani (PSG)
Andy Ryan (Airdrieonians)
Rory McAllister (Peterhead)
Andy Jackson (Brechin)
Chris Templeman (Montrose)

Dylan Bikey (Stirling)
Peter MacDonald (Clyde)

[The Rosk]

Stuart Armstrong (Celtic)
Gonzalo Higuain (Juventus)
Danny Mullen (Livingston)
Louis Moult (Motherwell)
Nelson Oliveira (Norwich)

David Goodwillie (Clyde)
Pedro (Chelsea)
Willian (Chelsea)

Scott Sinclair (Celtic) OUT
Stuart Armstrong (Celtic) IN

[The Rosk]

Edinson Cavani (PSG)
Andy Ryan (Airdrieonians)
Rory McAllister (Peterhead)
Andy Jackson (Brechin)
Chris Templeman (Montrose)

Dylan Bikey (Stirling)
Peter MacDonald (Clyde)

I thought they were all being rested mate?

[Andy]

Bikey and MacDonald aren't playing. Not sure about Jackson yet.

[Badger]

Sinclair is rested. How utterly fucking predictable. I'm so done with this.

Thanks for giving me Griffiths though.

[MMH]

OUT Jordan Burrow (Gateshead)
IN Declan McManus (Raith Rovers)

Anthony Andreu (Dundee United)
Romelu Lukaku (Everton)
Bryan Cameron (Elgin City)
Andy Cook (Tranmere Rovers)
Thomas Mikkelsen (Dundee United)

Alex Jones (Bradford City)
Declan McManus (Raith Rovers)

[Chris Scott]

Pierre-Emerick Aumbameyang (Borussia Dortmund)
Kevin van Veen (Scunthorpe)
Mark Cullen (Blackpool)
Derek Lyle (Queen of the South)
Gary Fraser (Montrose)

Michael Cheek (Braintree)
Jordan White (Wrexham)

[The Rosk]

Stuart Armstrong (Celtic)
Gonzalo Higuain (Juventus)
Danny Mullen (Livingston)
Louis Moult (Motherwell)
Nelson Oliveira (Norwich)

Dwight Gayle (Newcastle)
Pedro (Chelsea)
Willian (Chelsea)

David Goodwillie (Clyde) OUT
Dwight Gayle (Newcastle) IN

[RFF Champ]

Auba just missed a pen

[UK Blue]

I assumed Goodwillie wasn't playing when Rosk dropped him.

[The Rosk]

Oh hey here's Rested Andy Ryan scoring.

Load of bollocks.

[BBF]

Scores?

[UK Blue]

Spreadsheet is up-to-date with teams, I've probably missed some scorers, it's all a bit Scottish for me.

[UK Blue]

Andy 1-0 Rosk
BBF 0-2 Beefy
Hurley 0-0 Chris Scott

?

[The Rosk]

Hurley is only gonna win it from the fucking draft isn't he.

[BBF]

fuck

[The Rosk]

Sicknote Andy Ryan scores again. Bye bye title.

[UK Blue]

Rory McAllister joins the fun.

[The Rosk]

McAllister. Switching off.

[UK Blue]

Aubameyang for Chris Scott puts Hurley behind, Andy's going to do it!

[BBF]

I've got 4 to come. I need BJA to do it for me.

[RFF Champ]

you do it

Lewandowski 0

[RFF Champ]

OUT Steven Fletcher (Sheffield Wednesday)
In Ollie Palmer (Luton)

Ollie Palmer (Luton)
Scott Kashket (Wycombe)
Alex Fisher (Inverness)
Floyd Ayite (Fulham)
John Marquis (Doncaster)

Zlatan Ibrahimovic (Man Utd)
Tom Barkhuizen (Preston)

[RFF Champ]

Edited that to fix it, forgot to put Palmer in my team.

[RFF Champ]

Out Floyd Ayite (Fulham)
In Kai Naismith (Portsmouth)

Ollie Palmer (Luton)
Scott Kashket (Wycombe)
Alex Fisher (Inverness)
Kai Naismith (Portsmouth)
John Marquis (Doncaster)

Zlatan Ibrahimovic (Man Utd)
Tom Barkhuizen (Preston)

[MMH]

Declan "Last Minute" McManus keeps me in the MMH cup. What a man.

[UK Blue]

Out Floyd Ayite (Fulham)
In Kai Naismith (Portsmouth)

Invalid transfer.

[UK Blue]

The Reechsheet is up to date.

Time for a me vs Alex, 2v4 League Two extravaganza.

[RFF Champ]

Invalid transfer.

Nah, I once had a Giles Barnes (Brighton) play against me when Giles Barnes played for Derby and Ashley Barnes played for Brighton so an L and I being autocorrected is the least of our worries.

[UK Blue]

OUT: Richie Bennett (Barrow)
IN: Conor Chaplin (Portsmouth)

Oumar Niasse (Hull)
Chris Wood (Leeds)
James Collins (Crawley)
Chris Dagnall (Crewe)
Conor Chaplin (Portsmouth)

Yann Kermorgant (Reading)
James Alabi (Chester)

[RFF Champ]

Shirley Hartlepool strikers need to be snapped up.

[UK Blue]

Gary J has Padraig Amond and has shown great loyalty to him this season.

[Andy]

Well I've scored six, now top scorer in the league. I've done all I can. Just one more goal last week and the title would be mine.

[The Rosk]

CavAndi scores six on a week where he was about to make wholesale changes. Figures.

Always nice to walk into the last game of the season on top of the league, mostgoals scored, then get arseraped by the laws of Cuntdom.

I'm on Team BBF. Come on lad.

[The Rosk]

Well I've scored six, now top scorer in the league. I've done all I can. Just one more goal last week and the title would be mine.

The guy you played last week left a goal on the bench because he didn't wake up in time. And the week before you won 1-0 to half a team. I wouldn't start whinging now.

[BBF]

has Hurley lost then? I need 3 with no reply yeah?

[UK Blue]

Hurley's 2-0 down with 3 to come.

[RFF Champ]

I wouldn't start whinging now.

Hmmm

[The Rosk]

If I were in his position.

Probably should have put that in there

[Canuck]

Has Chris Scott played everyone?

[UK Blue]

Has Chris Scott played everyone?

Kevin van Veen (Scunthorpe) to come

[The Rosk]

Higuain rested too. An entire squad change for this gameweek. Let's see some hat tricks in the Championship lads!

Stuart Armstrong (Celtic)
Danny Mullen (Livingston)
Louis Moult (Motherwell)
Nelson Oliveira (Norwich)
Aleksandr Mitrovic (Newcastle)

Dwight Gayle (Newcastle)
Pedro (Chelsea)
Willian (Chelsea)

Gonzalo Higuain (Juventus) OUT
Aleksandr Mitrovic (Newcastle) IN

[The Rosk]

In all seriousness Andy well played. Can't really say much to six goals. Whilst I'm frustrated, I think you do deserve some silverware after all these years of near misses and hard work. Best of luck to the rest of you.

[BBF]

congrats on the title win andy

[RFF Champ]

That Rodney kid will score loads in the conference.

[MMH]

Am I engraving this thing yet or what?

[son_of_foley]

Kind of sad the game ends like this

[BBF]

I've got 3 from Morison, Rooney, Waghorn and Ball tomorrow.

[Beefy]

I've got 3 from Morison, Rooney, Waghorn and Ball tomorrow.

It's over mate. Come on

[Andy]

Definitely not getting my hopes up, but at least I'll always have a screenshot of the table as it is now.

[UK Blue]

Rosk is still top until someone clicks the sort button.

Hurley will win this on the Monday game.

[Canuck]

I've left a goal on the bench, which is unfortunate considering Spence didn't play.

[RFF Champ]

Thanks for doing the results. Not very happy with where I'm drafting from next year.

[Torn]

I have decided I am fully supporting an Andy title win. Hopefully no drownedy sorrows for him on Monday.

[Badger]

Is it the bottom two that get "relegated"?

1-0 up on sof, but then he's got two players left to play. Could go from fifth bottom to second bottom if they score.

[Badger]

Aaaaand sof has equalised through Doolan. That's me fucked now.

[UK Blue]

Is it the bottom two that get "relegated"?

It's the bottom three, but as stated before there are no penalties or anything. Only earth-shattering shame comes with it and as you took over a shit team mid-season I don't think you qualify.

[UK Blue]

Title update:

Assombalonga puts Beefy 3-0 and all but ends BBF's title hopes.

Luuk de Jong starts for PSV away to Groningen, can he finally do something useful for Hurley?

[UK Blue]

CHRIS WOOD you beauty.

Secures victory over Alex and a 5th place finish.

[Canuck]

Not likely, but I am too nervous to sub him out for someone at this point.

[Badger]

It's the bottom three, but as stated before there are no penalties or anything. Only earth-shattering shame comes with it and as you took over a shit team mid-season I don't think you qualify.

Next season I do this properly and kick some arse!

[BBF]

Two more for Rooney and two for Morison or Ball and I'm champion. EASY INNIT

[Peter Griffin]

It's the bottom three, but as stated before there are no penalties or anything. Only earth-shattering shame comes with it and as you took over a shit team mid-season I don't think you qualify.

That applies for me also

[RFF Champ]

Not likely, but I am too nervous to sub him out for someone at this point.

It's got you this far!

[Andy]

I have no doubt my heart is going to be broken on Monday night.

[UK Blue]

Isma Goncalves may have just earned sof a Euro player.

The return of Jonas?

[Peter Griffin]

[Beefy]

I had an inkling when I drafted him eighth that Assombalonga would win the title.

It doesn't matter but I subbed Rhodes in for Hooper earlier. Tweeted it to the RFF League account because I couldn't access the boards.

[son_of_foley]

Isma Goncalves may have just earned sof a Euro player.

The return of Jonas?

Let's just see what Lafferty does sweetheart xx

[Canuck]

Here we go Lee, get us another one big guy!

[BBF]

MORISON I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL WANK YOU OFF IF YOU SCORE TWO MORE

[Andy]

Right where has the best odds on a Diego Costa brace? I might as well put a hundred quid on it and make some money out of the inevitable misery.

[The Rosk]

Use Oddschecker. I made about a grand on betting on your players this weekend.

[Andy]

Fuck me, he's only 6/4 to score two or more.

[son_of_foley]

Right where has the best odds on a Diego Costa brace? I might as well put a hundred quid on it and make some money out of the inevitable misery.

Stop trying to be the rosk

[Andy]

BUT HE WON A GRAND SOF

[The Rosk]

It was more like 56 quid. But I'm calling it a grand.

[Chris Scott]

Just read Costa is out of the game tomorrow.

[Canuck]

Lol

[Chris Scott]

Costa missus about to have a baby, he's rushed to be by her side, will miss the game tonight.

[Canuck]

lol

[Canuck]

1 Costa goal and utter heartbreak from a bench goal title loss.

[The Rosk]

What a fucking weird season.

[Canuck]

Step 1

[The Rosk]

Haha I can't believe Hurley is about to win this thing.

[Canuck]

Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose.

[Canuck]

Can we make wins the tie-breaker?

[Beefy]

I'm getting flashbacks of the last game two seasons ago. Aguero getting an early goal in a game I needed two to win the league. Hope I'm wrong. Let's go #TeamHurley

[The Rosk]

Somewhere Andy's arsehole is sweating sloppy shit.

[BBF]

#AnyoneButAndy