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May 14th, 2015, 5:11 PM
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The Eurovision Song Contest
This is happening again.
For those unfamiliar, the Eurovision Song Contest, established in 1956, is an annual music and television event where participating countries elect and enter a song into competition to be performed live and scored by the other competing nations at an internationally broadcast Grand Final, normally hosted by the previous year’s winning nation.
Basic rules are that the entrants must be members of the European Broadcasting Union (so some northern African and Asian countries are eligible), songs must be 3 minutes long with all vocals performed live and with no more than 6 performers on stage (including vocalists, dancers, acrobats, butter churners, epic sax guys etc). After all the songs are performed, each nation presents scores for their top 10 ranked songs (maximum 12 points, no 11 or 9 scores for some reason) determined by a 50/50 combination of national jury vote and public telephone vote. The country with the highest score at the end wins a cheap looking glass trophy with a bunch of flowers, the opportunity to perform the song again to close the show, and the responsibility of hosting the next show the following year (if they want).
Curious to know what people here think of this. Loads of people hate it or think it’s a waste of money. The contest goes way beyond being a song competition with gimmicks and political messages being a massive influence on scores, and people arguing that the voting is politically biased despite the genuinely better songs consistently winning the thing (ignoring last year’s gimmick beating out the best song).
Personally, I grew up watching it with my parents each year so I blame them, but I enjoy watching it for the commentary, the spectacle and seeing how batshit crazy the Europeans are. I think it used to be fairly popular here until it was presumed the UK’s political popularity was negatively affecting the results (couldn’t have been the fuck-awful songs then). I’ll usually watch the whole show with a few drinks, alone or better with mates. It’s easily the gayest thing I do outside of the bedroom.
I'm sure there used to a thread for this but I couldn't find it by searching.
Any thoughts on this? Memories etc?
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May 14th, 2015, 6:13 PM
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Yeah I enjoy watching it each year. Good fun.
Australia's got an entry this year. And it will be very pedestrian.
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May 14th, 2015, 6:35 PM
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Australia? And I thought Israel was pushing the definition of 'Euro'...
I was never a fan but it was always on in the house and I found the post-Iraq years pretty funny as nobody like Britain at all. Geez, you invade a country and kill a bunch of people and suddenly the Germans give you nil points...
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May 14th, 2015, 7:30 PM
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May 20th, 2015, 8:03 AM
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Some pretty terrible songs went through in last night's semi, at least 4 of the 10 shouldn't have made the cut IMO (Armenia, Belgium, Romania, Serbia) though I guess the overall standard is fuckawful, especially the UK. Mel Giedroyc was pretty funny on commentary.
I heard that Sweden are the favourites again but I've got a feeling Russia could do it. They seem to want it, odd considering they'd have to accommodate all those child-raping gays next year.
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May 24th, 2015, 8:39 AM
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Well fuck it, I'm aware that probably nobody else here watched this or gives a hoot, but we had a great time watching this and I don't have anywhere to put this so I'll just go ahead and reply to myself Just for closure, y'know
Real fun show I thought. Interesting. The songs definitely grow on you seeing them performed live after watching the promos. Actually felt as though there was a decent variety even though in reality the majority of them were ballads of various genres, sung by duets. Italy's and Russia's performances were crazy epic towards the end of the music section, and the Australian guy was brilliant - best vocal of the night. Coming fifth on their first attempt is ace, they should compete every year. Really liked the songs by Estonia, Norway, Georgia. Hungary and Lithuania were nice. Then there was some total garbage from UK, Poland, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Serbia, and Montenegro.
A few comical errors - Lithuania got carried away with a mid-performance PDA, missing their cue to resume singing, and someone went a bit OTT with the smoke machine on Georgia's entry to the point where the first verse was just cloud. The stream was lost with several of the scoring reps too, which I haven't seen happen for years, but they owned it immediately and went straight to the next country. The scoring itself was interesting, mostly defying the expected bloc voting with the more obscure songs from Latvia, Italy and Belgium scoring highly, although Austria getting nothing and coming last was odd. It's as if, for a change, the voting is still becoming more about the songs and less influenced by politics, as it should be.
Sweden next year. I didn't like the song but I can see why it won. Not a patch on Euphoria. It'd be cool if Australia return, they contributed a lot to the show. I heard even China are becoming interested. I'd quite like to see UK get in the spirit of the thing, pick a decent song, something current, maybe by public vote like every other nation does and not have some ageing BBC executive choose some shite that might have scored 15 years ago. Not take it too seriously, but mainly not to appear so bad at it. With the political elements on the way out we could stand a chance.
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May 24th, 2015, 10:28 AM
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May 6th, 2016, 8:04 AM
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This is sounding particularly wanky this year. Really bad. Australia are returning, but China didn't make it in time, and it'll now also be broadcast live on US television for this first time ever. If you're really lucky, you'll get the Graham Norton commentary.
Nothing really stands out among the dross. Last year there were a number of fairly good duets influenced by the previous year's runner-up. This year is almost exclusively solo acts, influenced by last year's winner. One exception is the UK who got to vote for their entry in a national final for the first time in a few years, and then the song became over-produced. The favourites are Sweden (again) and Hungary but definitely more to do with who's singing rather than the actual songs. Ukraine and Azerbaijan sound more like current chart songs so they might do alright.
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May 6th, 2016, 12:36 PM
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UNSTOPPABLE. UNBEATABLE.
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