What position do you play Slare?
Was in a 5 a side team called The London Badgers in the Battersea Power League until 2010 when I tore my ankle ligament and sadly haven't played competitive football since.
I was last man for us, due to a) my lack of pace and b) the fact i was very one footed and scored about as many John Jensen for Arsenal.
We had a good laugh though, and got promoted to Division 1 a couple of times. One of our team was so gobby to refs. One of the wittiest lines I remember was when he was booked for a foul and the ref asked his name he replied 'Mickey Fucking Mouse' and was promptly sent off
One of the finest days in our history was two back to back wins in the same night, followed by seeing Abi Tittmus in the Masons Arms afterwards, looking absolute filth. Great days.