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Closing time...
If I forgot anybody in the intro, sorry.
Let me know and I'll find a table for ya.
:D
This is extraordinary! :yes:
Thank you Sam for acknowledging my suggestion, and now it looks like the official soopathread of the Board Games alley is born!
Though the dog collar is biting into my neck a little bit, it's starting to hurt.
We're gonna need to add another table or two once Big Brother starts. :D
Ehh, never heard of half those guys. We'll see if they hang around.
If they do we can make room by putting all the "People's Name" thread dorks in the alley.
So, Richard the Dog... makes your mom a bitch, huh?
I didn't know you had the Socratic logic in you, Sam.
Especially not in a bartender.
Fetch me another Coke, will ya?
What do I look like, a cocktail waitress? Am I dressed like your mom? NO.
That's what the GRAPE WHORES are for- give them your order.
My mom dresses very gentleMANLY, Sam. Moreso than your, um...nevermind.
*turns attention to the GRAPE WHORES*
*orders a whiskey sour and my favorite GRAPE WHORE, takes them both into the back room*
This is quite the hangout. :cheers:
I'm not really that bitter Sammy boy.
Can I just move away from fab? She scares me :(
...I'm telling you, Grease 2 was the worst movie musical ever made! And here's why...
** throws ice cube at Van to get his attention**
WRONG! Check the movie thread for the worst musical ever.
Mikey- I think there's a bunch of guys from the Big Brother house that want to kiss your ass over at table 3.
One of them sent over this: :beer:.
Don't lie, Sam. Nobody sent him a beer. Apple juice.. Maybe.. But no beer.
Who took my cranberry juice?
** Rings bell attached to bar **
"Gentleman, ladies- a toast.
To our fallen comrade.
To FoN. Long may his fishnets wave."
** downs a Shirley Temple- pinkie up **
:raises glass:
FoN, or FoB as you were briefly known, your exploits with a toaster will never be forgotten. We hope that your time away from us passes quickly, and that we will see you again soon.
Salut
:drinks:
** Jumps up on the stage, taps mic **
Is this thing on?
I know not everybody here goes into the Asylum, but I'd appreciate ya'lls help with something.
Help the guy out.
Free body shots from your favorite naked GRAPE WHORE for all who vote at least twice from different IP's.
:yes:
** Jumps off stage- slaps Richard in the back of the head on the way past **
Next round of beers is on me :yes:
Already voted but I'm gonna make sure I vote again.
With just about everyone from Survivor joining the Big Brother game I feel like the odd man out. :cry:
But I've always hated that show so it's okay. :km:
** Sam rings the bell behind the bar **
Excuse me... excuse me ... SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR A SECOND!
...
Survivor is down to it's final three. I'd like to congratulate Richard (no longer the dog) and Fro for making it this far.
I would especially like to offer a heartfelt attaboy to my man, Sweet. When we first started that game he was a loyal soldier. As long as I fed him Korean teens and GRAPE WHORES he was a WARRIOR.
Tonight, when the time was perfect for it, he fucked me over but good. He bent me right over and broke it off inside. He knew the time to turn traitor and did it up right. Come the time to vote, you got mine.
TO SWEET! LONG LIVE THE BRILLIANTLY TRAITOROUS BASTARD!
** drains glass **
VERY NICE.
Do we have any other big games starting up? Wish we had something like Treasure Hunters or something...
Temptation Island? :naughty:
Don't even remember what that is.
5 couples
10 single people
singles try to break up the couples
sluttiness ensues.
** Sam climbs up on the stage **
Hey... fuck...
** turns off TV showing March Madness updates **
....
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Eat me.
Got an idea for a new game. Want to see if anybody is interested.
It's called "Total Trivia Tournament" (but I am open to a better name).
Here's the plan:
I need 16 players. If we get enough interest to bump it up to 32, cool.
I have access to literally thousands of random trivia questions in everything from sports to science to wrestling to entertainment. Anything and everything basically.
Once we have the players signed up I will set up the brackets. I will also give you the time when your game is on.
When it's time for your game you will come to the thread and DISABLE THE HIDE FUNCTION. I need to see that you are in there.
Once both players are in there I will start asking the trivia questions.
First to get their answer in gets the point.
You get one guess per question.
No penalty for incorrect answers.
First to 10 points wins the game.
Winner moves on to the next round.
If there is a question as to whether or not the answer is acceptable I reserve the right to toss it to the jury, namely- whoever is in the thread watching.
If a member of the audience hollers out the answer the question still remains on the board. I will ignore the person who said it. If one of the players wants to trust the answer, go for it.
I envision a game every other day or so. I will try and work around schedules. However, once you accept your start time, that's it.
You will be considered a forfeit if you do not either:
A- Show up within 15 minutes of your start time
OR
B- PM me before hand with a DAMN good lie why you can't make it
Winner is the last one standing.
ENTRANCE FEE
- Signing up means that you agree to give the eventual grand winner a pos rep.
- Signing up also means that you agree to give the person that knocks you out a pos rep.
I am accepting sign-ups in here for the next few days to give the regulars in here first crack to get into the game. If I do not get enough players I will advertise outside of here next Wednesday.
If you are interested, sign up here.
** Sam turns off mic, steps off stage and pins Sign Up Sheet to wall **
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SIGN UP SHEET
1- Richard
2- Slim
3- Takerholic
4- Wench Carrie
5- Fro
6- Van
7- JR Slim
8- Darkhorse
9- Mikey
10- Sweet
11- Caito
12- PMBR
13-
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Sam, any game you've got, always count me in. :yes:
I'm down.
First things first who does Mikey have to blow to get the King of Extreme a Heiny and a shot of Jack. Secondly, I'm in for the trivia game.
Ooh... Sign me up! :naughty:
OH FO SHO
Sign me up Sammy.
That's 5 already (including somebody I've never seen before).
So far, so good. :yes:
HMMM. I wonder what that means. :chin:
I smell poop. Maybe it's in the Big Brother house.
I'm in, Sam. I AM THE TRIVIA MASTER, I WILL SCHOOL ALL Y'ALL
*Grabs the barkeep by his hair*
WHO'S MY CHECKERS BITCH NOW, HUH?
:lol:
I'll sign up... that's all I can do nowadays... quick posts.
:beer:... we need a shot smiley
Count me in for this Trivia Tournament of yours.
*Grabs the barkeep's hair again*
Also...
WHO'S MY UPWORDS BITCH NOW? :lol:
I've had a bit of practice with chess lately...
Bring it ON!
I'm all for some chess.
Chess makes me think too much.. But I am the tic-tac-toe king.. Just for the record.
I've been whooping his ass on yahoo games. :evilgrin:
Anybody who wants to play me in chess on yahoo... UnheardConcept
Check it out.. I had t-shirts made..
I played Survivor.. Stayed on an island for about a month.. And all I got was this fuckin retarded ass t-shirt!
Sam.. Carrie.. You two want one? $10.
$10?
Ye con artist!!!
*Unhooks her cutlass 'n' runs after Slim*
5 Doubloons for Pirate Wench Carrie, aye?
:chin:
Con artiste! I be havin' me own shirt, written in ye blood!
Arrrrrr, I be kidding ol' boy!
Ye be making it $1.50! Barkeep be expensive w' his grog. :irked:
I have no idea what you just said.. $2.50 and we have a deal.
$1.75.
And in english, Sam's grog is too expensive!
2.25
you cant out-jew me :shifty:
Carrie...I got the same shirts for sale for $2.20....You can't out Jew a Jew
Yeah.. But you weren't even on the island. My shirts are signed by PaintMe himself.
I'll plonk down $1.80.
I'm in for the trivia.
Oh yeah, I'll bid $2.00 for that shirt.
Mikey.. I'll give you one for free.. But I get to cross off "About a month" and change it to "About an hour"... Just for you :yes:
He gets one for free?
Blasphemy!!!
*Unhooks her cutlass 'n' charges after Slim again*
Trivia Tournament Update
Half the spots are already taken. If interested, get in now.
SIGN UP SHEET
1- Richard
2- Slim
3- Takerholic
4- Wench Carrie
5- Fro
6- Van
7- JR Slim
8- Darkhorse
9- Mikey
10- Sweet
11- Caito
12- PMBR
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Ok Sam, I'll bite, I'm in for the tournament...I probably won't last long, but itt'l be fun while it lasts.
Survivor T-Shirts? Why not Survivor buffs? :(
If anyone's up for a game of something on Yahoo post in here or PM me. I'm real bored :(
That hurts, Sam, that hurts.
My bf is being a cunt already. And now you? :cry:
I was going to respond to Richard's "boyfriend is a cunt" line, but all I could think of were cruel jokes along the lines of "How would you know what that's like? or "Don't you mean asshole?" but as I like Richard I didn't want to say those horrible things to such a sensitive lad.
Therefore, I'll deal with the drunk at the end of the bar instead:
Here, keep the bottle. http://www.ben-newman.de/smilie/food/booze.gif
REMINDER: 7 spots still open in the Trivia Tournament. Grand prize- the love and adoration of... several people.
Whats this trivia about Sammy?
I need a beer.
Here ya go- :beer:
Check out post #28, up there a ways /\ /\ /\
Hmmm, ill give it a go Sammy.
Are different rounds going to be on different subjects, or just random questions?
Whatever I pull out of the hat is what gets asked.
It could be "On the TV show MASH, where was Radar from AND what was the name of his dog back home?"
OR
"What year did Australia finally tell the Queen of England to fuck off?"
OR
"What is Dusty Rhodes' real name".
Anything and everything.
I know one of those, and I should know the one about Radar.
Just cant remember the name of the dog.
Okies.
Put me in the Trivia Tournament. PLEASE!
PMBR, you know you want a game of something on Yahoo with me
Of course I do. Name it.
I dunno, you choose
EDIT: Chess? Pool?
I'm definately up for chess.
Fair enough, I'm in Ant Hill. Meet me there in 5 mins.
Where you at MJ?
Shocing scenes in the MJ/PMBR chess tourney as the the Yahoo chess computer goes crazy, restarting the game for no reason
You are in. sir.
ONLY FOUR SPOTS LEFT
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SIGN UP SHEET
1- Richard
2- Slim
3- Takerholic
4- Wench Carrie
5- Fro
6- Van
7- JR Slim
8- Darkhorse
9- Mikey
10- Sweet
11- Caito
12- PMBR
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Also. have one on the house for a conducting an excellent Survivor (even if you did slander me at the end)... :beer:
Which reminds me...
*** Rings bell behind bar ***
Listen up, you fucks.
Survivor is over and we have a winner.
A toast- TO SWEET!!
Congrats, little trooper. I knew you could do it!
Now, everybody rep him.
*** downs drink ***
Sam... I didn't slander you. The backstabbing comment made regarding you and Sweet was based on information relayed to me regarding you telling Frofiles you would take him to the final 2 if he turned on Richard and saved you from elimination. If it's not true I apologize. It was based on the information presented to me at the time.
To SCM :beer:
Congratulations. You were a great player.
Anyone
Chess on Yahoo
Ant Hill
Be there
Let's go!
And Mikey_Jones waves the white flag after admitting defeat. Don't fuck with PMBR
Good game, I thought I had you at one point :beer:
Allow me to clear this up. I lied. I told SCM that Sam offered to take me to the final two (should he win the 3-man immunity challenge) if I voted for Richard, but no such offer was ever made. This was an attempt to get SCM to vote for Sam, but whether or not it had an actual effect on his vote is something I do not know.
And PMBR takes another one.
*Makes excuses*
:rofl: Frofiles, had I known that, and I was eligible, I would have voted for you to win. That was the main reason that Sweet voted Sam off.
He is ruthless in chess :(
Sweet- I'm hurt that you didn't trust me.
I was straight with you the entire game and you let a lying dog like FRO come between us?
:nono: