The guy who was going to be the Ultimate Warrior before Jim Hellwig, is now known as the Penultimate Warrior.
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The guy who was going to be the Ultimate Warrior before Jim Hellwig, is now known as the Penultimate Warrior.
The ultimate warrior became a born again Christian and wish to be referred to as jim heavenwig
If Jim Hellwig bleeds in a match, it's Ultimate Gorier.
When Jim Hellwig did his taxes, he was the Ultimate Worrier.
What did the WWE do to become less filthy?
Rinse McMahon.
When Jim Hellwig needed a loan he was the Ultimate Borrower.
I heard Phil brooks is gonna try nfl next, CM Gronk
The former WWE CEO once went to the catering at a Scotland house show and asked for some tatties but wanted something else to go with them. He then asked them for recommendations.
“Mince McMahon!”
When did Raw start getting better?
Since McMahon
Triple H pointed at his patella, and looked at his wife and said "Steph, a knee!"
Heard Ted Dibiase bought 999,999 shirts then bought another one on top it off.
He now goes by the name Million Collar Man.
I heard Bayley is taking over a famous delivery company and it will be called e-Bayley
Beth Phoenix is also doing this with another famous delivery company and it will be called Glamazon. Glamazon Prime will get it to you by next day.
Sho Funaki and Taka Michinoku were ahead of their time. If they could time travel they could've teamed with Dakota as Kaientai.
...but Dakota was already teaming with Dude Love in that alternate timeline as Kai 'n' TIe-Dye.
(This made Funaki and TAKA very sad...Cry-entai, you might say...)
I just bought a straight edge bed, I call it CM Bunk.
You don't want to share a bed with Cora Jade, because she's known as Snora Jade
Do you know where to go if you want some Tetley or Lipton beverages? The T-Bar
Torrie Wilson's ex husband jokes a lot, Silly Kidman.
And then, I left, but Cora Stayed.
If you slept with her, you got Cora Laid.
After sleeping together, we went to church the next day and Cora Prayed.
If Gangrel’s and Reigns’s stables had collaborated, you’d have the BroodLine.
If Ravishing Rick had joined Gangre’s stable you’d have Ravishing Rick Brood. His finisher would be the Brood Awakening.
What is Damien Priest's, Finn Balor's, Rhea Ripley's, and Dominick Mysterio's favorite WWE PPV?
Judgment Day
If Charles Wright had joined Gangrel’s stable, he’d be the Broodfather.
Which NXT is a secret Harry Potter fan? Albus Dumblefire
Which NXT star is a secret Harry Potter fan? Albus Dumblefyre
When the fans uncover Ultimate Warriors secret they start chanting Jim Hellbald
Butch was so happy, having a good time. Pete Funne!
I heard Brawling Brutes are gonna start carrying around 2X4's, and one of them will change their name to "Hacksaw" Ridge Holland.
Was that a good movie? Hacksaw Ridge? Never seed it.
The Brawling Brutes will need to do something to seem relevant now that Sheamus is on the shelf.
I heard Matt Riddle conducts himself with dignity in the workplace, a real Brofessional.
Fans are sometimes unsure of which talent are able to draw. Well Dexter Lumis can!
More like Dexter Drew-mis (or in the case of his current feud, Dexter Drew Miz).
I hear he’ll be looking to start his own clothing line. Fruit of the Lumis.
I heard Triple H pitched a new character to Johnny Wrestling, he wants him to act more like Rhyno, so his name is being changed to Johnny Goregano.
When he's in the kitchen he's Johnny Oregano.
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Heard Ron Killings might become a dentist...R-Tooth.
I heard he was also considering being a detective. R-Sleuth.
When he goes to a restaurant, he'd prefer to sit in an R-Booth.
If he and the British Bulldog were a team, he’d be R-Woof.
if he traveled back in time to kill Abraham Lincoln, he'd be R. John Wilkes Booth
If he was a baby, he'd be R-Ruth
If he violated proper British rules of social decorum, he'd be R-Uncouth
If he was a pirate, he'd be AARRRRrr-Truth.
If he was out there, like the X-Files, he'd be Far-Truth
If someone did a parody of him, they'd be R-Spoof.
As a child he drank nestles K kwik
Every time Razor won a match but just barely, it was said to be a close shave.
What’s Strowman’s favourite dinosaur?
A Brauntosaurus
Which NXT superstar is the best at passing gas?
Indi Fartwell
I was about to post a Lumis being good with two hands/ambidexterous joke then remembered I used that one last year. So instead will say he has great dexterity in using his hands. Yeah that’s fresh. :shifty:
What does Windham Rotunda say to his pet donkey Wyatt to get him to speak?
Bray Wyatt!
If he got another donkey, he’d probably call it Brayore.
I heard The Tortured Artist glows in the dark...Dexter Luminous.
BREAKING NEWS:WWE RECENTLY FILED A TRADEMARK ON TLC,WHICH FEATURES MERCHANDISE AND STUFF,DAY 1 HAS BEEN CANCELLED AND AFTER SURVIVOR SERIES THERE WILL BE NO PPV.SO WWE COULD GO WITH TLC THIS YEAR❤
Roman Reigns has beat everyone in wwe. So hhh is now going with the youtube community to find opponents
Those are some of the best crappy jokes I've seen so far.
Awwwwwww baby caaaaalves!!!!
Don’t let milk go soooour!
Crap so you fertilise tomato plants!!
Then eeeeat the floooowers!!!!…
It’s a Moo Day yes it is!
Paul Heyman has this to say watching Theory run to the ring.
That is not a Theory, it's a spoiler.
I heard if The Rock appears at the biggest PLE of the year, it's going to be called WrestleDwayne-ia.
When I'm done eating an apple, I throw the rest of it in the garbage, and leave it in the middle of nowhere, it's a barren core bin.
When Baron stubs his toe, he's Swearin' Corbin.
When Baron watched Morbius, he was Baron Morbin'.
RVD, Riddle, Evan Bourne and Jeff Hardy are going to star in a new film based on a classic children’s novel.
Weed in the Willows.
Rousey had a great crappy wrestling joke after Shayna choked out Shotzi on SD.
“Clean up on aisle green!”
First time she made me laugh! :lol:
Have you heard about the giant surrealist painter?
The Great Dalí
I heard Mustafa's trying to grow to 7 feet tall so he can be The Great Ali.
If they did a crossover with them along with a popular court drama…The Great Ali McBeal.
If you had to give something to Ali, you Must Offer Ali...
If he was the worst wrestler, he'd be Most Awful Ali.
@Donald have you taken over mth’s account?
What happens when you cross Booker T and Sting gimmicks?
GI Crow
Good. :yes:
Mark Henry was recently interviewing two rival jockeys in a horse race but soon put a stop to it:
“Looks like there’s been enough talk. It’s TIME for the MANE EVENT!”
If Mark Henry was a horse, he’d be the World’s Strongest Mane.
If Mick Foley was a horse, he’d be Mick Foaley.
R-Truth would be R-Hoof.
If Mark Henry was a sea animal, he'd be the World's Strongest Clam
If Lillian Garcia was a sea animal, she'd be a sea horse. (Did you like that one, Triple H?)
Mick Foley as a horse could also be Manekind.
If Mark Henry were a pork product or a bad actor, he’d be the World’s Strongest Ham.
If Mark Henry had joined La Familia, he would have been the World's Strongest Bam Neely.
Mar Henry is going to start infomercials, the World's Strongest Sham Wow!
My mum just asked me “where do you want to sit for dinner”
“Roman Reigns” I told her
“What does that mean” she asked
“at the head of the table” I replied ☝
If he was more boring he’d be Blandy Orton.
If it was his favourite drink he’d be Brandy Orton.
It he liked sweets he’d be Candy Orton.
If he had a favourite comic he’d be Dandy Orton.
If he was a believer in peace, he’d be Gandhi Orton.
If he could fix things around the house he’d be Handy Orton.
If he was a pilot and could land a plane good he’d be Landy Orton.
If Mandy Rose was his wife she’d be Mandy Orton.
If he likes chicken he’d be Nando’s Orton.
If he owned a panda they’d be called Pandy Orton.
If we take out the u, he’d be Qandy Orton.
If he likes the beach he’d be Sandy Orton.
If he liked Indian food, he’d be Tandoori Orton.
If you could create him in Street Fighter, he’d be Zangief Orton.
If him and Woods had a love child, they’d be Xandy Orton.
Gandhi was in Schindlers list?
Jerry "the Ben Kingsley" Lawler?
If he went to law school he’d be Jerry Lawyer.
If Balor wanted to do a porn film with him he’d be Fuckleberry Finn.
Tomorrow, the judgment day will have a Damien Feast
I typed that joke up at 11:59
Phineas Godwin wasn't sure which of the 3 E's to light up, but Henry Godwin helped him by telling him to turn the mid E on.
If Chad gable married brock lesnar, he'd be Chad sable
If Big E were to star in Disney-Pixar-WWE collab, it would be called Big WALL-E.
@mth Martin Wright tried to worm his way out of his current gimmick but was unsuccessful.