Randolph

Originally Posted by Spudz Mackenzie

A man walks up to a bartender, orders six beers, and pounds five of them without stopping.

The bartender says, "Whoa pal, what's the hurry?"

Why is the man drinking beer in such a hurry to drink them so fast?

Cuz he's trying to beat a DUI by driving back home ASAP before the alcohol kicks in?