The Neverending Story

[hutch]

Don't know whether or not this has been done before. Basically, I'll start the story, then someone follows it up with whatever they feel like. It'll be best to have some rules as well. You can only post 2 sentences at the most and you can't post straight after yourself. Everyone understand? If you don't know what I mean, it'd be something like this.....

ME:One day, Fred went to the Barbers, once he got inside he decided to get a...."

NEXT USER: 1960's style haircut.....

Right then, the following sentence is the start of it....

One day, a man walked into a shop. However, this was no ordinary shop......

[Pizza]

this was a naked shop. Everyone inside had absolutely no clothes on.

[TimeSplitter]

Except for one lonely little boy named Eduardo. He is a pimp.

[TRO]

... But he was a pimp with a heart of gold. He said: "Shit son, the problem with this naked shop is that there ain't no hos" and set off to...

[TimeSplitter]

Delaware, the land of....

[Funky]

gay men that make love to electric eels....

[TRO]

... But there were no hos in Delaware, and the people begged Eduardo to find out where they had gone, because the entire state was so incompetent...

[Funky]

...because the electirc eels weren't giving the men enough pelasure anymore, they had become immune leading to....

[TRO]

... their request that Eduardo pleasure them in place of the eels. But Eduardo got the fuck out of there and set off again to search for...

[Pizza]

his lost little puppy dog named Barky. But what he saw shocked him....

[Throb]

Barky had been killed. And judging by the markings left on the dog, he concluded that the murder had been committed by........

[TRO]

... the evil electric eels, who, disappointed in their inability to have sex with gay men, decided to take out their agression on Barky and Eduardo's...

[Andy™]

sisters, Berka and Edwina. The girls found the eels to be very...

[eugenespeed]

good in bed, and they screamed in orgasm as the eels.....

[Funky]

went down on them....

[Justin-Credible]

Just then the Big Show broke in.

[eugenespeed]

and did his best impression of Fat Bastard from Austin Powers.

[hutch]

Berka and Edwina were horrified as Big Show had no pants on. "HE'S GOT NO....

[eugenespeed]

pubic hair. Big Show grasped his testicles and.....

[hutch]

...unleashed a.....

[Andy™]

massive nut shot right into Edwina's eye. She tried to wash it out with...

[eugenespeed]

acid, but realised that was a daft idea and instead.....

[Pizza]

washed it out with soap. But it stung, so she......

[Andy™]

dipped her head into a tank of water, which unfortunately for her, happened to be filled with...

[hutch]

Electric eels! They were back and they....

[J.C]

were out for revenge, she quickly got out of the tank and turned around to see...

[S.H. Styles]

Her mom! Her mom viciously began to hit her with a.......

[Andy™]

...wet fish, leading to bruising on the forehead and severe cuts on her...

[hutch]

...nose. She was losing blood fast, someone had to.....

[Andy™]

run up to her and go, "haha, you're losing blood you moron!". However a paramedic then rushed up to her and...

[J.C]

And slaps her across the face, She jumps back with a start and is in bed and realises the whole thing was just a dream but....

[Pizza]

Suddenly the Sandman (not the wrestler, the dream-maker) comes down from the sky and does an evil laugh. "You may have though this was only a dream," he said, "but what you don't know is that......"

[Headwires]

your a god damn retard who is habing halucinations" and with that the Sandman disappeared... Leaving behind...

[Pizza]

a grain of sand. She looked at it and....

[TimeSplitter]

smelled it. it smelled like...

[Headache]

...a bag of frozen lima beans. She knew exactly why too; it was because..

[Headwires]

she use to work with lima beans... back when...

[S.H. Styles]

She had a relationship with Ken, who owned a Lima Bean Factory. As she smelled the grain, it went up her nose and.......

[TimeSplitter]

snorted it up her noise, then she called the...

[Justin-Credible]

Paramedics. When they arive she told them...

[JoJo the rabid monkey]

nothing.

Then everyone had a simultaneous massive heart attack and died and burned in hell.

THE END, SUCKAS

[Justin-Credible]

But suddenly awoke to find that, that too was just a dream. Then..

[Cameron]

your mom shit on the front lawn and...

[Headwires]

you found it somewhat strangly erotic ( :naughty: )... so you promptly decided..

[Guy]

to go and find a good shovel to clean it up, but then zombies raised from the grave......

[hutch]

to see what had disturbed them. The Zombies looked at you and......

[Andy™]

started playing, "Slow Jamz" on a stereo. They proceed in dancing so slowly that their legs...

[madison78man]

...turned into mud, which made the zombies...

[J.C]

really messy, but not to worry because the mom who had a shit on the lawn came out and...

[M.M.]

shot all the zombies in the heads with a mini harpoon gun. The mom then said to the girl....

[TRO]

"Justin-Credible, you had it in you all along. All you have to do is click your heels and...

[Headache]

"...Get a damn gimmick!" There was a little tear in Credible's eye until....

[hutch]

...X-pac suddenley appeared. "Hey Justin!...

[M.M.]

"Your not really Justin Credible, your a girl having a dream!" The girl woke up shocked that she dreamt she was Justin Credible.......

[hutch]

....."Wow, my Dad really shouldnt have employed him!" sighed Stephanie. Her husband Hunter was still asleep and.....

[TRO]

... woke up suddenly. It was all a dream, yet again! Suddenly, Sir Sean Connery rolled over and...

[madison78man]

...said, "Hunter, Hunter, wake up. About that reach around I gave you last night...

[Pizza]

...I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did."

Hunter said "Yeah I did, but not as much as I enjoyed boning......"

[M.M.]

"...My Boss Vince and my good buddy Shawn. Sometimes I like to stick...."

[Pizza]

....their ding-a-lings up my nostrils. But the thing you have to watch out for is....."

[TRO]

....EVIL LOBSTER PEOPLE!" Hunter jumped up and ran screaming out of the room, when suddenly....

[Justin-Credible]

Rico held a gun to HHH's head and said to Drop his pants and grab his ankles. Then...

[Headache]

..As Rico tried to shoot Triple H, Sean Connery jumped in and...

[Justin-Credible]

They have a big threesome. Until Chyna comes in and...

[metsfan5432]

...rips off her clothes, and they all run away in fright. She then gets down on all fours and...

[Throb]

This thread has degenerated quickly and is only seconds away from crashing into the ground.

Too late.

[Justin-Credible]

Then George W. Bush wakes up realizing the reason he's a bumbling idiot is because he's been reading to many comic books, all of a sudden...

[Headache]

..Chyna powerbombs Bush through his office desk. This prompts J.R to yell...

[madison78man]

"By gawd, what's the meaning of all this?" As to which Lawler said...

[OceansMafia]

"PUPPIES" as Jr took his hat off and beat the hell out of lawler with it just then tazz and mike cole came down and they....

[M.M.]

Help JR beat the living shit out of Lawler. Just then A-Train entered the room and....

[Lunch]

...smelled badly. Everybody left because of this. Because they were all leaving simultaneously, JR had an idea for something to do and said "BAH GAWD WHA DON'T WE ALL...

[Pizza]

MUNCH ON SOME HAMBURGERS WITH MAH BAWBAQUE SAUCE." So everyone decided...

[TimeSplitter]

to kick JR in the groin and run to the ....

[Andy™]

house of JR, and took his wife hostage, only agreeing to let her go on the condition that...

[M.M.]

Coach and Al Snow would replace Jr and King as the Raw announce team. Jr decided that.....

[Pizza]

he'd be too fat to sit at the commentary desk anyway, so then Jerry...

[hutch]

removed his shirt to reveal a...

[madison78man]

third nipple which could shoot out lasers and...

[Andy™]

acidified milk, which he shot out onto JR, who ran around screaming, blind and retarded, only to run into Linda McMahon who asked...

[hutch]

"Have you not taken your pills Jim?"

[Andy™]

JR then threw Linda against the wall, in a blind rage, and bodyslammed her into some barbed-wire. Vince then came, saw what had happened, and said to JR...

[M.M.]

"Thank you Jr for killing my wife so we never have to witness her crappy acting skills ever again. Now I have to go and meet up with Triple H so we can...."

[TimeSplitter]

get drunk at...

[M.M.]

Tim White's Friendly Tap! (Cheap plug) and then after discuss plans for.....

[TimeSplitter]

An Aiko world title run in...

[madison78man]

my bedroom while we double team Trish Stratus. You can come watch if you want to, Jim." But Steph would have none of it, she decided to...

[M.M.]

Suck off Triple H right there, right then. Triple H then said.....

[Pizza]

"Did you hear the news? I'm a necrophiliac!" Trish said "Wow, I didn't...

[Justin-Credible]

think my tits are this small, I guess my bra is really a wonder after all". Triple H then says...

[TimeSplitter]

"mine too" where...

[Headache]

..."Please excuse my bad grammar and poor sentence structure." Triple H says. Stephanie than looks up and says...

[M.M.]

"Do you want me to Swallow it, baby?" Triple H replied with....

[Lunch]

..."Nah, put it in a jar. JR pays me top dollah for it. He says it has something to do with barbecue sauce." Meanwhile Vince...

[Andy™]

...was trying to make sexual advances on Pat Patterson. Pat refused though, because later that day he and Stephanie had to go and...

[hutch]

...job to HHH....

[Pizza]

In an Inferno Match. But something went wrong....

[TimeSplitter]

to his retina so...

[S.H. Styles]

He was replaced by Kevin Nash, who.......

[M.M.]

Tore his quad by speaking. Meanwhile Shane was....

[hutch]

..boosting his Rajah post count by aimlessy continuing a stupid story in the Board games forum. He then heard.....

[M.M.]

That Hutch was doing exactly what Shane was doing. Shane was not happy, he went over to Hutch's house and....

[Andy™]

challenged him to a barbed-wire, flaming 2x4's falls count anywhere match, with the special guest referee being...

[M.M.]

Triple H. Hutch and Shane had a brutal and bloody match. The match ended with Triple H....

[Headache]

...being confused as to what happened to his Inferno match with Stephanie and Vince. A high spot in the Shane/Hutch match was when...

[TimeSplitter]

Hutch sat on Shane's heart and injured..

[Andy™]

his entire body. None of his body parts functioned properly, he looked like a retard. The referee laughed so hard that...

[Headache]

...he passed out! Hutch pinned Shane but there was no referee to count the fall!

[Andy™]

Shane then managed to get up and execute his almighty finishing move on hutch, which is referred to as...

[Justin-Credible]

The Donkey Punch. He went for the cover...

[M.M.]

But hutch kicked out!! Shane was pissed so he grabbed Hutch's....

[Justin-Credible]

Penis and ripped it out. He then...

[Headache]

..took the flaming, barbwire 2x4 and started grating Hutch's face. Hutch grabbed the ropes but referee Triple H...

[Sean]

died and all the other people were happy. Until...

[OceansMafia]

Jimmy Snucka came out and pissed on the ring and called out Sting for a match but just then...

[TRO]

... Everyone forgot how this story started. "What the hell is wrong with this thread??" said..

[Headache]

...said Requiem. Suddenly, Barrie (me) hit him in the back with a flaming, barbwire 2x4. "Continue the match!"

[madison78man]

So Hutch tried to powerbomb Shane, while Sting shat on Jimmy Snuka. Suddenly, Mick Foley ran to the ring in a ref's shirt and...

[Lunch]

...modelled it for a less-than-enthused audience. The fashion-model-referee-ing-Foley started to Ref the match but...

[M.M.]

Everyone had left the arena and gone home. Mick Foley was in the ring alone so he.........

[S.H. Styles]

Started Licking his balls......:wtf:

[Pizza]

prompting everyone in the arena to take a picture. One little boy in the crowd asked his mommy, ".......

[hutch]

"Wheres hutch gone? He's the fucking man!" to which she replied...

[Andy™]

"You like hutch!? Dear god, where did I go wrong!?". She then proceeded to disown him, meanwhile...

[Pizza]

hutch, angered at Andy for insulting him, grabbed a knife out of a drawer and started chasing him with it.

[M.M.]

Hutch was able to catch Andy and put the knife to his throat while Andy screamed like a little girl. Hutch said he would let Andy go under one condition...

[hutch]

...that Andy would give him his penis....

[M.M.]

Andy was not happy about this so he offered Hutch a blowjob instead. Hutch's reply was.....

[hutch]

"I don't have a godamned penis you fool! Shane Mcmahon took it from me in that match!"

[Andy™]

Hutch then offered his artificial wooden penis to Andy, but Andy didn't wanna get splinters so instead he...

[M.M.]

Took the wooden penis and shoved it up his butt instead. Andy enjoyed this so he...

[hutch]

...killed himself so that he would die happy. Hutch had witnessed a gay suicide in his home, he panicked and....

[M.M.]

He decided to do the same. As he was shoving the wooden penis in himself his brother walked in and said....

[hutch]

"What the fuck am I doing in this story? You don't have a brother!" He quickly made an exit and hutch....

[M.M.]

Decided to forget about shoving things up his butt and went and made a sandwich instead. He opened the fridge door and was shocked when he saw....

[Justin-Credible]

Mae Young. She jumped out and gave him a bronco buster, followed by a...

[M.M.]

Low blow but Hutch was unaffected as he didn't have a penis! Hutch began to give Mae a few right hands and then a suplex on the table!

[Pizza]

But the table didn't break. Just then the Dudley Boys came in and said, "This is how you break a table".......

[M.M.]

And then they proceeded to 3D Mae and Hutch through the table. Hutch got up, ran to his room, locked the door and cried on his bed........

[Andy™]

because Andy wouldn't shag him. Andy then threw Bubba Ray into a glass door because of what he did to hutch, and also because he was a fat, ugly, crap wrestler, but D-Von then...

[hutch]

...gave Andy his shitty finisher which has no name. With Andy out, D-Von made his way up to Hutch's room....

[M.M.]

And knocked down the door to Hutch's bedroom. Hutch was nowhere to be found......

[hutch]

...for he had amazing powers, similar to Spiderman and was hiding on the wall outside. Not seeing hutch angered D-von and he.....

[Andy™]

decided to take up yoga classes to relieve his stress. Whilst at yoga, he spotted...

[Justin-Credible]

A dog outside. He went to pet the dog, but the dog...

[Andy™]

said, "You must be hallucinating. Dogs can't talk!" D'von then shook his head, and the dog ran off. Then he saw a cat, which...

[Headache]

..asked him "How come you and Bubba don't wear those dorky glasses anymore?" D-Von chuckled and replied...

[Pizza]

"Because we're already dorks and...hey wait a minute, how the fuck can a cat talk???"

So the cat responded, "....

[Justin-Credible]

Meow". D-Von had a stroke from all the pressure, and...

[Headache]

...was eaten alive by a herd of smarks. The smarks than turned their attention to something else...

[Justin-Credible]

A pile of dog shit. They ate that also, then...

[M.M.]

They tried to eat Bubba Ray but because he was so fat, the smark couldn't swallow him. Bubba then went to Vince to ask for a singles push......

[Andy™]

To which Vince replied, "Why Bubba, as you know, I love pushing big fat worthless guys to the stars". Bubba was then set for a World Heavyweight Title feud against...

[M.M.]

Chris Beniot. The match was set to be the main event at Summerslam. Bubba squashed Benoit and won the Title in 17 seconds. Vince then said to Bubba after the match......

[hutch]

"I want to sex you up you big fat greasy Dudley. Your boss has got a hard on."

[M.M.]

Bubba then replied "Is this game gonna be all about sex!? Change the subject you jacked up twat!" Vince was so shocked he hit Bubba with a.....

[hutch]

....Dildo. "I'm a sex mad necrophilliac! I don't know whether or not I can spell necrophilliac but I am one!" he then proceeded to....

[S.H. Styles]

Ejaculate all over Bubba's face, until D-von and Spike from Smackdown Came to Bubba's rescue.......

[M.M.]

But everyone had forgot that D-von died so he quickly leaves the room.

[Pizza]

Suddenly Edge came to Spike with a sharp object in his hand. "Here, have my shitty spear," he said, so he gave Spike a shitty spear.

[Andy™]

Spike then attempted a top rope move to the outside but broke his back and died. At his funeral, a great speech was given by....

[M.M.]

Triple H. Triple H went out infront of everyone and instead of giving a speech he climbed on top of Spike's coffin, covered Spike and Vince counted 1-2-3.

[Justin-Credible]

Seeing this, Eugene did not think this was very nice so he went up to Triple H with William Regal, and...

[Pizza]

tried to pick HHH's nose, but HHH's nose fought back.

[Justin-Credible]

The hairs of the nose strangled Eugene, and the nostrils ingulfed him. William Regal tried to run but...

[S.H. Styles]

He tripped over Spike Dudley's body......

[Andy™]

And fell into the casket with him, it then went under and buried Regal alive. At the next Wrestlemania though, deadman Regal was lead to the ring by Paul Bearer to face Kane, however, everyone was disappointed in Regals cowboy-style appearance, and...

[Justin-Credible]

that Regal looked like Doink the Clown on crack. So one drunk fan...

[hutch]

.....remembered that Hutch was still stuck on his wall outside his bedroom in fear of D-Von Dudley! He'd been up there for a year.......

[M.M.]

And no one really cared. Meanwhile at Wrestlemania Regal was facing Kane when suddenly....

[hutch]

....the lights went out...

[M.M.]

And Spike Dudley walked out in a long black overcoat with The Undertaker's Deadman music. Along side Spike was Bubba who was carrying a....

[Andy™]

bar of chocolate, as despite being dead, he still had a weight problem. Spike then chokeslammed Regal onto a...

[Justin-Credible]

fat lady in the front row. Everyone cheered like a mother fucker, until...

[Andy™]

The fat lady said, "How dare you", and legally entered herself into the match. She then...

[M.M.]

Sat on Regal for the 1-2-3 and won the match. Howard didn't know her name so he asked her and it was....

[Andy™]

Michelle McManus! The winner of Pop Idol 2 was now also the World Heavyweight Champion! She celebrated by...

[M.M.]

Announcing she wasn't the World Champion because Bubba was. The crowd's reaction to this was....

[Andy™]

booing, because they wanted to see Michelle make her first title defense on RAW against Rikishi. Bischoff then...

[hutch]

....created a "fat man" tournament for the World Title. The participants would be Rikishi, Michelle, Bubba and.....

[Justin-Credible]

A resurrected Yokozuna. The brackets were Bubba vs...

[Pizza]

Rikishi. But during the Bubba/Rikishi match, something disgusting happened....

[Andy™]

Rikishi farted and followed through, with the excrements going all over Bubba's face. Bubba suffocated and tapped out. Rikishi advanced....

[eugenespeed]

to face the winner of the Michelle / Yokozuna match. The match started quickly with Michelle unleashing a mighty.....

[M.M.]

Thong that stinked of shit. Michelle quickly put the thong on Yokozuna's face and he tapped out too. The final match was....

[Andy™]

Rikishi Vs Michelle McManus. Rikishi hit a devastating Banzai Drop, however, Michelle just laughed, got up and clotheslined Rikishi, before hitting her finisher, the...

[eugenespeed]

Right tit of doom. Michelle was the winner of the Fat Man tournament. Her music hit, all of a sudden it stopped, the lights went out, and when they came back on......

[M.M.]

Michelle was gone! :eek: Rikishi sat up and....

[Andy™]

looked down at an empty aisle. The new champion had been abducted, but nobody knew who by.

[M.M.]

And nobody cared. Everyone was leaving the arena to go home when.....

[Andy™]

Michelle appeared again, but she was so fat she WAS the arena, and all the audience members slid down her throat and through her stomach, eventually...

[M.M.]

This game ended and everyone went home.

[eugenespeed]

Apart from one person, who stood in the corner of the Arena holding a ...........

[M.M.]

Camera. The person was filming.....

[Pizza]

A woman's ass cheeks off in the distance. Suddenly a man walked up to the person filming, tapped him on the shoulder from behind, and said ".....

[M.M.]

"You pervert, thats my wife!" and punched him in the nose. The man with camera responded by.....

[Justin-Credible]

Taking his hand off from around his dick, and punched the guy right back.

[Andy™]

The guy then said, "Oh, thats it! I challenge you to a game of...

[Justin-Credible]

Grab ass. So they started to play. Th one man noticed something weird...

[M.M.]

The other man was a women dressed up as a man! The other man was shocked so he...

[S.H. Styles]

Started to run, when......

[Headache]

...he stepped on a rake. He was stunned and stumbled backwards. The other man took advantage of this by...

[Justin-Credible]

Sticking his ass towards him a farting. This stunned, paralyzed, and confussed the running man..

[Andy™]

who then ran blinded into a garden shed. The other man, victorious in battle, celebrated by revealing that his name was...

[Justin-Credible]

Pedro Jose Jesus Hernandez Diaz the 3rd. A mexican boarder runner, then the other guy...

[Andy™]

did nothing because he was still unconscious. Pedro then decided to...

[M.M.]

Kill himself for no reason at all. After Pedro killed himself the unconscious guy woke up...

[Andy™]

and went to an ice cream parlour, where he...

[Christian420]

Played the piano with Ray Charles. Then when Stevie Wonder walked in...

[Nikki]

They guy kicked him in the face. Stevie got up and...

[Headache]

..slammed Ray Charles on to a pile of thumbtacks! Stevie went for the pin cover...

[Andy™]

But realised he wasn't in a wrestling match and got up. Ray Charles was hurt, he even...

[Marijuana]

Got his sight back, but while he was running around he...

[Nerf Herder]

...parlour, he slammed into a post and...

[Justin-Credible]

Broke his nose. He cried like a baby untill...

[Andy™]

His mum came in and gave him a cuddle. Stevie Wonder then cried because his mum had died when...

[Headache]

..he started working at the Cracker Factory. His "mom" took advantage of his confusion by hitting a roll-up pin and grabbing the tights for illegal leverage.

[opportunityknocks]

But the GM came out and restarted the match. The first thing he did was...

[Marijuana]

Grab his "Mom" by the hair. He pulled and ripped her face off reavealing,

[Jordo]

Eduardo the pimp. When the GM saw this he said...

[Headache]

..."Wow, its the living legend Eduardo the Pimp, all the way from page one!" They then opened up for questions to Eduardo. The first question was asked by a little muel looking boy, who asked...

[Cameron]

if it is cool to wear spike bracelets...

[Pizza]

and they said it makes you look gay. So the mule boy wondered if....

[Cameron]

he was gay, but his boyfriend insisted...

[Jordo]

that it made fisting more fun. As he said this...

[Headache]

...the boyfriend noticed he wasn't biting into an orange, but a...

[Christian420]

thong that belonged to Elton John. When the boyfriend noticed this he....

[Surge]

He joined in. Then, Elton John came in and said

[turdpower]

"I want to bum you all into next week" and started dancing. Then Carol Vorderman...

[Sean]

...started juggling with 2 pineapples until...

[KRob]

one of them got caught in her...

[Sean]

...hair. Then, Richard Branson came down in his hot air balloon and said...

[turdpower]

"Holy crap!"

[Sean]

...Richard Branson then took out a machine gun and shot Carol and Elton. He then floated away in his balloon until...

[turdpower]

Chris Eubank fell onto him and started humping his leg

[Sean]

upon closer inspection, Richard Branson realised it wasn't Chris Eubank, but it was Thursday, the well known Scottish poster from Rajah.com forums. Richard Branson offered his empire to Thursday who gladly accepted the proposal, he then threw Richard Branson off the balloon onto a large spike, Friday then...

[turdpower]

Thursday* then realised the clock had struck midnight and he was infact Friday and realised he could only gain the empire once a week. He decided to go for a walk down to brighton.

[Sean]

where he met up with Sugar from Sugar Rush...

[eugenespeed]

and poured coke over them

[hutch]

Sugar was going out with hutch, who was baffled at why his crap thread in the Board games forum had been bumped by a load of numpties.

[hutch]

Then Eugenespeed came in and fucked it up.

[Sean]

eugenespeed waved to hutch and asked him to be his mate...

[eugenespeed]

then eugenespeed came to his senses, and ran

[hutch]

So hutch ran after him shouting "Where do you think you're going you little SHIT!?!?"

[turdpower]

hutch begged ES to be his mate, as he struggled to make friends, being such a gay and all.

[eugenespeed]

In the background Hutch heard ES answer.... "The pub", he shouted, "Carlsberg 5p a pint"

[Sean]

hutch then explained why he wasn't on MSN

[hutch]

"I'm halfway through writing an essay for college." explained the almighty one.

[turdpower]

God has entered? questioned X-rob

[eugenespeed]

"Yes she has" replied a wise one.