Mazer
March 15th, 2023, 7:35 PM
Two fighters emerge.
Their feats are fictional. Their conflict will be real.
@mth brings roadrunner
https://static1.cbrimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/Road-Runner-Cropped.jpg?q=50&fit=crop&w=750&dpr=1.5
Abilities:
-super goddamn fast (various calculations/sources have anywhere from 200-660 mph to 180 m/s ~ Mach 0.5, Subsonic Class+ to fast enough to travel through time)
-utilizes cartoon physics that defy the laws of reality
-seemingly inexplicable good fortune
-decades of experience successfully evading the relentless pursuits of a genius
@LemonDemonGirl brings the Lemon Demon
Abilities: Perception alteration (See: the background during Winter Horrorland), Singing, Knowledge of cooking/torture, shapeshifting (maybe? See second picture), Manipulating others to do what he wants, Usage of cooking tools (knives), Likely stretchy (eyes, skin on his face. Look at his 'arrow poses'. He's a stretchy fucker), Cannibalism (Girlfriend IS a demon believe it or not).
AS THE FULL-ASS GAME WON'T BE OUT UNTIL 2025, THIS'LL JUST BE SPECULATION[/QUOTE]
Ok, adding onto this, he also likes to do shit like this (spoiling the picture since its long)
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015360748467261493/1080657416238149722/latest.png
Basically, he has a journal where he doodles stuff lol
Oh, and said journal is likely full of:
-Recipes. Likely for 'humans'
-Drawings of Boyfriend and/or Girlfriend dying in horrible ways/being cooked
-Fanfictions with the same topic as above.
Their field of combat: Dr Evil's Secret Volcano Lair
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/austinpowers/images/5/5d/DEvil.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/240?cb=20191223085705
A small island with an active volcano. Dr. Evil's lair contains various weapons, death traps, and lava rooms.
RULES
- 3 posts each over 5 days which will be timestamped after this post.
- 400 word count maximum per post. If the word count goes over then everything after the 400th word will be cut off.
- Posts must be staggered so whoever goes first must wait until their opponent has responded before they can go again.
- No editing. Once the post is in it is in.
- No rebuttals to each other on the first set of posts. Once everyone has posted first time around then it is fair game to rebut. Don’t mention your opponent (s) in the first set of posts.
- Post links, videos, images gifs etc to your heart's content! These will not count towards the word count.
- Quoting your opponent does not count towards the word count however using words from an outside source/article/reference will count.
- - Adding anything extra that is outside the abilities of the Intro may be acceptable, but you must provide a source of it and be consistent with your intro.
- Remember, appearance and formatting counts.
The EXCEL SPREADSHEET OF DOOM has determined that MTH WILL GO FIRST.
It's time to separate the Facts....from the FICTION.
Their feats are fictional. Their conflict will be real.
@mth brings roadrunner
https://static1.cbrimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/Road-Runner-Cropped.jpg?q=50&fit=crop&w=750&dpr=1.5
Abilities:
-super goddamn fast (various calculations/sources have anywhere from 200-660 mph to 180 m/s ~ Mach 0.5, Subsonic Class+ to fast enough to travel through time)
-utilizes cartoon physics that defy the laws of reality
-seemingly inexplicable good fortune
-decades of experience successfully evading the relentless pursuits of a genius
@LemonDemonGirl brings the Lemon Demon
Abilities: Perception alteration (See: the background during Winter Horrorland), Singing, Knowledge of cooking/torture, shapeshifting (maybe? See second picture), Manipulating others to do what he wants, Usage of cooking tools (knives), Likely stretchy (eyes, skin on his face. Look at his 'arrow poses'. He's a stretchy fucker), Cannibalism (Girlfriend IS a demon believe it or not).
AS THE FULL-ASS GAME WON'T BE OUT UNTIL 2025, THIS'LL JUST BE SPECULATION[/QUOTE]
Ok, adding onto this, he also likes to do shit like this (spoiling the picture since its long)
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015360748467261493/1080657416238149722/latest.png
Basically, he has a journal where he doodles stuff lol
Oh, and said journal is likely full of:
-Recipes. Likely for 'humans'
-Drawings of Boyfriend and/or Girlfriend dying in horrible ways/being cooked
-Fanfictions with the same topic as above.
Their field of combat: Dr Evil's Secret Volcano Lair
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/austinpowers/images/5/5d/DEvil.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/240?cb=20191223085705
A small island with an active volcano. Dr. Evil's lair contains various weapons, death traps, and lava rooms.
RULES
- 3 posts each over 5 days which will be timestamped after this post.
- 400 word count maximum per post. If the word count goes over then everything after the 400th word will be cut off.
- Posts must be staggered so whoever goes first must wait until their opponent has responded before they can go again.
- No editing. Once the post is in it is in.
- No rebuttals to each other on the first set of posts. Once everyone has posted first time around then it is fair game to rebut. Don’t mention your opponent (s) in the first set of posts.
- Post links, videos, images gifs etc to your heart's content! These will not count towards the word count.
- Quoting your opponent does not count towards the word count however using words from an outside source/article/reference will count.
- - Adding anything extra that is outside the abilities of the Intro may be acceptable, but you must provide a source of it and be consistent with your intro.
- Remember, appearance and formatting counts.
The EXCEL SPREADSHEET OF DOOM has determined that MTH WILL GO FIRST.
It's time to separate the Facts....from the FICTION.