Extreme Rules Draft Champs - PS4

[LOCONUT]

Ok let's get this thing going.

- No optional kicking ever. No punts, no field goals, no PAT's. Ever.

- No fair catches. Kicks into the end zone must either be run out OR AVOIDED.

- All cheese is allowed. League etiquette rules on verticals, QB sneak etc. do not apply.

- single elimination

- Draft happens just prior to each game

- Final is best 2 out of 3

Who is in?

- GBF

[BBF]

I'm in.

[Beefy]

In

[LOCONUT]

- GBF
- BBF
- BEEFY

[Miotch]

I guess. Was sort of thinking a break might be due, but why not?

[LOCONUT]

I really hope Morrison plays. Obviously it doesn't seem like his kind of format but I want him to give it a shot.

[LOCONUT]

Also if anyone has rule proposals send them my way. It doesn't exactly feel too extreme yet.

[BBF]

INTs gain you 3 points :shifty:

[Miotch]

Also if anyone has rule proposals send them my way. It doesn't exactly feel too extreme yet.

You should have to draft the lowest rated player of each round, regardless of actual positional need.

Oh you ended up with 3 running backs? Tough fucking titties.

[LOCONUT]

Hahaha

[LOCONUT]

I want it to be extreme but it should also be kind of fun and I'm not sure that a team with 3 running backs would be very much fun. At all.

[Miotch]

So sorry your starting quarterback is Ryan Leaf.

[Miotch]

I want it to be extreme but it should also be kind of fun and I'm not sure that a team with 3 running backs would be very much fun. At all.

Everyone would have weaknesses and strengths though. And there wouldn't be any real super teams unless you got incredibly lucky. Stop being a pussy.

[LOCONUT]

only allowed to play with one hand?

[Miotch]

When you win you have to shotgun a Mountain Dew and chase it with a Baconator.

[LOCONUT]

Like you could use one of your toes or whatever but only one hand

[Miotch]

Ugh I'm at a disadvantage because I got a papercut on my throwing dick.

[LOCONUT]

When you win you have to shotgun a Mountain Dew and chase it with a Baconator.

speaking of this, some kid died the other day after drinking a Moutain Dew, an energy drink and a latte in a two hour period.

[LOCONUT]

That's the kind of extreme kid I want in this tournament.

[Morrison]

I really hope Morrison plays. Obviously it doesn't seem like his kind of format but I want him to give it a shot.

see, I'm not anti-spam as a general rule, especially in non-franchise settings. the annoyances of trying to make the league realistic and balanced, like the stupid sliders, just gets undercut by shit like fourth down plays in the first quarter of a seven point game.

i am IN.

[LOCONUT]

Woooo

[LOCONUT]

- GBF
- BBF
- BEEFY
- Mitch
- Morrison
- Pablo

[LOCONUT]

If you forget or disregard the EXTREME RULES and you kick a FG or Punt it's an automatic 7 points to the other team. If you sink a FG it's 10 points the other way but your 3pts stands.

[Pablo Diablo]

Surely no PATs either.

I should be good to be a part of this.

[LOCONUT]

Surely no PATs either.

I should be good to be a part of this.

Shit. Great call out. ADDED to the rules at the top.

[Beefy]

Only throws allowed are verts and screens. Only run plays are tosses and QB Sneak

[Pablo Diablo]

Verts and Screens.

So basically Torn vs Mikey again?

[LOCONUT]

Only throws allowed are verts and screens. Only run plays are tosses and QB Sneak

I'd be down with this if everyone else is. Might be shambles.

[Pablo Diablo]

That's too restricting.

No kicking is extreme enough for now.

[LOCONUT]

I'm more in line with that Pabs.

[Morrison]

would be fun to have it where the only runs allowed are qb scrambles. would bring some extra thought to the qb round.

[Miotch]

That's silly.

[LOCONUT]

EXTREME RULES

[LOCONUT]

I'd like to roll out the bracket tonight or tomorrow. We have 6 at the moment. Last call!

[Kneeneighbor]

No Fair Catches.
No Coin Toss. Game beings with a 10 yard scramble for the ball.
Cameras in cheerleaders locker rooms.

[LOCONUT]

Knee are you playing?

[Mikey_Jones]

I'm in

[LOCONUT]

No fair catches is great. Any objections?

[LOCONUT]

I would say kicks into the endzone have to be run out if caught but you can avoid them.

[Pablo Diablo]

Well there's no punts, so it doesn't matter really.

[LOCONUT]

Well there's no punts, so it doesn't matter really.

Kick offs

[Beefy]

Wake up Pabs

[LOCONUT]

- GBF
- BBF
- BEEFY
- Mitch
- Morrison
- Pablo
- Mikey

I would love to get one(or 3) more player so there are no first round Byes.

I'll post the bracket tonight and if there is a first round bye I think it should go to Mikey as he has more important business to focus on. Open to making it random though.

[LOCONUT]

Matthew where you at?

[Matthew]

yea in

[BBF]

I would love to get one(or 3) more player so there are no first round Byes.

I'll post the bracket tonight and if there is a first round bye I think it should go to Mikey as he has more important business to focus on. Open to making it random though.

Aye, things are always tough when you've got your GCSEs to focus on.

[LOCONUT]

ROUND 1:

BBF vs. Morrison

Mikey vs. Miotch

Beefy vs. Matthew

Pablo vs. GBF

[Morrison]

bbf I'll be available all day Monday and Tuesday.

[Beefy]

Matthew? When works with you?

[BBF]

bbf I'll be available all day Monday and Tuesday.

You're on EST yeah? 2pm your time on Monday afternoon?

[LOCONUT]

Pabs, I can go in the next 2 hours if you are around. Otherwise tomorrow around 130pm yours would work.

[LOCONUT]

Make sure to double-check the rules at the top boys. This shit is Extreme.

[Beefy]

I can't wait to watch one of these. GBF do you fancy an EXTREME friendly now if Pabs isn't around?

[LOCONUT]

Id love it beefy just give me like 15 minutes.

[LOCONUT]

Even though I'm the crappiest player in the tournament I'm feeling like this style is closest to how I play anyway. I have an EXTREME advantage.

[Beefy]

Good stuff. Send me a message on PSN when you're ready.

[LOCONUT]

Stream your draft if you're ready. I'll get set up shortly.

[Beefy]

Good idea. Just boiling the kettle for the obligatory pre-match tea. I'll open the stream in two minutes.

[LOCONUT]

so I accidentally went for an extra point once. Thats going to take a little getting used to. Great format. Really fun I thought.

[Matthew]

Matthew? When works with you?today and tomorrow sucks. I can do late Sunday night/Early Monday(for you) or basically anytime after. Off Monday & Tuesday.

[Beefy]

No rush, we'll work out a time for Monday maybe

[Morrison]

You're on EST yeah? 2pm your time on Monday afternoon?

that should work.

[LOCONUT]

If you forget or disregard the EXTREME RULES and you kick a FG or Punt it's an automatic 7 points to the other team. If you sink a FG it's 10 points the other way but your 3pts stands. If you kick an extra point that goes in, 2 points go to the other team. Let's try and all remember the rules and then those penalties won't matter. After beefy and I did a test run, we need penalties for this stuff.

[Matthew]

can we punt on downs that are not the 4th

[LOCONUT]

No sir.

[LOCONUT]

Pabs you are probably still at work but I am open again now for a bit. Not sure that I can start much past 430pm PST today. We may need to regroup if you can't swing it.

[Pablo Diablo]

I could go now?

[Pablo Diablo]

I'll do a draft now in case it does work for you.

https://www.twitch.tv/pabloeldiablos

[LOCONUT]

I'll log on now

[LOCONUT]

I've done it. I've beaten Pablo and will advance. :hyper:

[Pablo Diablo]

GBF spanked me.

We also clarified a couple rules. Touchbacks of any variety will follow Canadian football rules. Which means one point. This will be true off turnovers and kickoffs.

[LOCONUT]

Pablo, if you have no objections I think that should be two points for any Touchback. Those return yards are critical in this format.

[LOCONUT]

now that I think about it you probably don't have any objections. :cool:

[Pablo Diablo]

I'm a faded legend.

[Pablo Diablo]

Picked up a case of the INTs.

[LOCONUT]

I had a couple of the best defensive plays of my life today.

Only in this format could I pick up a friendly win against beefy and a tourney win against Pablo on the same day. I propose we only do this from now on.

[LOCONUT]

Pabs I somehow never realized that Bruce Lee from the fire shirt was wearing a shirt of you. That is fucking miraculous. Best avatar in history.

Right so I post from my phone 99% of the time and it's small. Just never noticed before on my laptop.

[Pablo Diablo]

I'm pretty sure it's a Gary J drawing picture of me as well.

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b71/pabloeldiablo/Bruce%20Lee%20Pablo.jpg (http://s17.photobucket.com/user/pabloeldiablo/media/Bruce%20Lee%20Pablo.jpg.html)

[LOCONUT]

:lol: tremendous

[LOCONUT]

I'm the greatest EXTREME rules player in the history of being EXTREME.

[LOCONUT]

If anyone wants a practice game in this format I'll be around for a couple hours.

[Beefy]

Ready when you are Matthew

[Miotch]

Yeah, uhh, so Mikey... not sure when we are going to get our game in... I'm going to forfeit the first round here. Sorry.

I could do tomorrow night 11 my time 7 am yours, but other than that I think we're effed. I'm out of town as of Friday morning and have the in laws staying with us all week. Let me know if you can make that work otherwise you can take the first round win

[Matthew]

will play after twin peaks

[Beefy]

I've got to start in the next five minutes or so or else we just need to reschedule. Just let me know :yes:

Edit - ok I'm off to work. Let me know when you can do tomorrow your time.

[Matthew]

ahhh fuck. missed by a few minutes

[BBF]

Morri, 30 minutes time still ok?

[BBF]

Morri can't play now so I'll try and sort a time later on.

[LOCONUT]

Do we have times set up for the other 3 games?

[Miotch]

Yeah, uhh, so Mikey... not sure when we are going to get our game in... I'm going to forfeit the first round here. Sorry.

I could do tomorrow night 11 my time 7 am yours, but other than that I think we're effed. I'm out of town as of Friday morning and have the in laws staying with us all week. Let me know if you can make that work otherwise you can take the first round win

..

[Pablo Diablo]

Since no one else can get their time in. I guess that means our result is void GBF and we need to redraw.

[LOCONUT]

Or I should just be declared extreme champion of the universe forever.

[LOCONUT]

The draw really kind of sucked. I didn't realize that every match up was International. I'm happy to redraw if we want to but it should work itself out after this round.

[LOCONUT]

I will redraw now and split the continent's. I'll re add Pabs on the UK side. Let me know if this is better.

Mitch vs. Morrison
Matthew vs. GBF
Pablo vs. Beefy
Mikey vs. BBF

[LOCONUT]

I think this makes more sense

[Miotch]

My timetable remains exactly the same. If you can go tonight at 11 my time we're good otherwise I'm going to have to pull out like Josh's dad tried to do.

[LOCONUT]

Too soon

[Pablo Diablo]

Am I misreading? Matthew's facing GBF and Morri facing Mitch.

[Miotch]

Only if Morrison can play at 2 am his time tonight.

[Morrison]

Only if Morrison can play at 2 am his time tonight.

i can. a lot better than 2 in the afternoon, oddly.

[LOCONUT]

Looks like Pabs is BACK IN.

Matthew what works?

[Matthew]

gonna go for a ride in a few. be backish by 1:30 maybe

[LOCONUT]

K. 2 or 230am is my ideal time. Otherwise I could do tomorrow night.

[Beefy]

Interesting. Pabs when can you go?

[Pablo Diablo]

Probably tomorrow at some point.

[LOCONUT]

Interesting. Pabs when can you go?

Are you ok with the restart?

[Beefy]

I was kinda looking forward to playing Matthew but it's fine, I think you're right to do it. BBF I'm sure will be delighted he now has to play Mikey!

[LOCONUT]

Oh believe you me I had no interest in giving up my first round arse raping of Pablo Diablo but it seemed like that was going to be the only game of the tournament if something did not change.

[Morrison]

I'm gonna hop on in a minute and draft my team, then fuck around with trades or some shit in franchise. when you're ready, mitch, just shoot me an invite or something.

[Morrison]

http://twitch.tv/swingkungfu37

[Morrison]

86ovr team drafted.

[Miotch]

5 to 10 min

[Matthew]

K. 2 or 230am is my ideal time. Otherwise I could do tomorrow night.im on and drafting

[LOCONUT]

I'm out. Sorry. Have to sleep.

[Matthew]

IT WAS YOUR IDEAL TIME you lil sleepy baby get your rest

[Miotch]

Hopping on and drafting.

[LOCONUT]

Matthew I am in. Need 15.

[Miotch]

Im live.

[LOCONUT]

Streaming my draft

[Matthew]

me2

[Morrison]

stooped my stream, so mitch's is where our game can be watched.

[LOCONUT]

Matthew and Mitch move on and play with each other.

Morrison if you want to fight me in America's consolation bracket at some point I am down.

[Morrison]

Matthew and Mitch move on and play with each other.

Morrison if you want to fight me in America's consolation bracket at some point I am down.

IT IS ON.

[BBF]

Mikey when can you play our draft champions game? Between 7-8 any night is best for me.

[Mikey_Jones]

Tomorrow night could work around then? Thursday and Friday aren't possible - otherwise it would have to be weekend

[BBF]

Lets pencil in 7pm tomorrow then?

[Pablo Diablo]

Beefy you available to play?

[Beefy]

Yeah I can play. I'll log in in a few minutes

[Pablo Diablo]

I will do my draft now

https://www.twitch.tv/pabloeldiablos

[Mikey_Jones]

BBF vs Mikey is happening once I've drafted my team:

https://www.twitch.tv/themikechilds

[Mikey_Jones]

Good game BBF, although it was a bit one sided

[Pablo Diablo]

So who am I taking on in a no holds barred extreme rules cage match.

[BBF]

Mikey. He won 50-14 I think.

[Matthew]

miotch when you around

[Mikey_Jones]

Mikey. He won 50-14 I think.

I am bloody extreme

[Miotch]

miotch when you around

Possibly LATE tonight, otherwise it's going to have to be next week as I'll be in New Orleans for my bachelor party all weekend.

In retrospect I should have just lost to Morrison, but I have too much fucking pride to do so.

And Morrison sucks, so there's that too.

[Matthew]

i'll gladly play morrison

[Miotch]

No we will play you just might have to wait.

Are you available at 11 pm PST?

[Matthew]

whats that, like 3?

i can try

[Pablo Diablo]

2am

[Matthew]

that's more doable

[Miotch]

the buffalo education system has failed you 'bigly'.

[Matthew]

skool's 4 losers

[LOCONUT]

I would think our lot here would have a better handle on timezones than anyone.

[Morrison]

Possibly LATE tonight, otherwise it's going to have to be next week as I'll be in New Orleans for my bachelor party all weekend.

In retrospect I should have just lost to Morrison, but I have too much fucking pride to do so.

And Morrison sucks, so there's that too.

who's to say i didnt lose to you on purpose, eh? shut you out first half and then never ran the ball with tomlinson again. THE PIECES FIT.

[Matthew]

I would think our lot here would have a better handle on timezones than anyone.nah i really depend on you guys to just convert yourselves to my time.

[Matthew]

hey morrison we can still play if you want i am sure it will be an even game that can go either way

[LOCONUT]

Morrison is mine.

[Pablo Diablo]

Any time available tomorrow Mikey?

[Miotch]

hey morrison we can still play if you want i am sure it will be an even game that can go either way

You want to do this shit?

[Matthew]

yea i will sign on now

[Matthew]

streaming draft

[Miotch]

Streaming draft and then the game

[Pablo Diablo]

And?

[Miotch]

I won in dominant fashion and will be representing the UNITED STATES as the best Draft Champs player in the finals.

Once again I should have lost because I'm out of town til Tuesday so I have no idea when I'll get this in, but I have too much pride to just lose to someone pedestrian like Matthew.

[Pablo Diablo]

If I win it works out since I'm away this weekend as well

[LOCONUT]

Pablo since you were already eliminated from the tournament and somehow weaseled your way back in you definitely need to win this thing.

[LOCONUT]

Morrison if you have time tonight we should get our consolation game and have the winner face Matthew.

[Pablo Diablo]

Pablo since you were already eliminated from the tournament and somehow weaseled your way back in you definitely need to win this thing.

We were just the trial run at the end of the day.

[Morrison]

Morrison if you have time tonight we should get our consolation game and have the winner face Matthew.

i'm not around tonight, but tomorrow night works, if you're around.

[Mikey_Jones]

Any time available tomorrow Mikey?

Hopefully later tonight - maybe in about 4 hours time?

[Pablo Diablo]

Can't do until Sunday now and even then I probably get back too late for you. Thankfully Mitch is away until Tuesday so it doesn't slow us down too much hopefully. Don't really want to delay us too much.

[Pablo Diablo]

Actually. If we start at 2 I should be fine. But I have a flight to catch and need to leave by 315.