WWE Monday Night RAW - May 9th 2016

[Bill Casey]

AWWWW YEAH, BITCHES! DON'T YOU DARE BE SOUR

CALAP FOR THE MONDAY NIGHT RAW THREAD, AND FEEEEEL THE POWWWWAAAAAAA!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZkfHdk-_nI

Today is a New Day, yes it is!!!

TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!


- Six man tag team Survivor Series Elimination Match. Reigns & Usos vs. AJ, Gallows & Anderson

- Revenge for Mitch the Plant

- Rusev says something

- The Miz will find out his opponent(s)

- Something really really stupid will happen

- And Michael Cole!

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[Kdestiny]

I'm very interested in the continuation of the AJ/Reigns feud.

Dana Brooke is back stage too?

[Sasori]

TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!


- Six man tag team Survivor Series Elimination Match. Reigns & Usos vs. AJ, Gallows & Anderson

- Revenge for Mitch the Plant

- Rusev says something

- The Miz will find out his opponent(s)

- Something really really stupid will happen

- And Michael Cole!



And Nash will complain about AJ's hair.

[The Guy on the Couch]

Da Club? that's the name they're going with?

[sam_elmendorf]

It's PG, don't want to promote guns I guess.

[VHS]

I like calling them just... The Club. :yes:

[Bill Casey]

It was Mitch's Bar Mitzvah, too...

[The Law]

Between recap and opening credits it's five minutes in before anything actually happens. I think that's way too long. I'm not a big fan of "previously on" at the beginning when they can just do that as needed during the show. I'd prefer they just cut right into the arena and get us going. Pyro, announcers, let's get the show going.

[The Law]

This feud is actually about the potted plant? YOU THINK THIS IS ABOUT COFFEE?

[sam_elmendorf]

Didn't you read Bill's intro above?!

[rom7878]

didn't Jericho tweet he was leaving?

[sam_elmendorf]

Jericho is a troll, don't you know that by now?

[The Guy on the Couch]

Cass with no Enzo is so sad:( Good for him but still sad.

[Sasori]

Between recap and opening credits it's five minutes in before anything actually happens. I think that's way too long. I'm not a big fan of "previously on" at the beginning when they can just do that as needed during the show. I'd prefer they just cut right into the arena and get us going. Pyro, announcers, let's get the show going.


Agreed.

[The Law]

Jericho's Twitter is awesome. Just trolling people with dad jokes.

Big Cass interruption is random but awesome.

[TheRockSays]

Really giving Big Cass some shine. Way to make the best of a bad situation.

[Sasori]

Are they officially calling this the "New Era". Is the Reality Era over already?

[sam_elmendorf]

The reality era wasn't working, bout time they call it something else.

[The Law]

Big Cass is big money.

[Bill Casey]

Big Cass is gonna run through you like a bad burrito, how you doin'?

[Rancid_Planet]

The fact that they want to keep Cass and Enzo on everyone's mind is encouraging. They must not feel Enzo will be out very much longer.

[sam_elmendorf]

They're not in England, maybe Paige gets the W tonight. As long as it's not a 30 second win by DQ cuz of Nattie interference.

[VHS]

Big Cass just ran Barter Town right there, how you doin'?

[Bill Casey]

Chris Jericho is the best in the world at what he does, and what he does is act like a douchebag and then run away, how you doin'?

[JT4104]

Felt like Big Cass really stole the thunder from Mitch the Plant who needs to get his revenge.

[The Guy on the Couch]

That's the main event of a three hour show?

[JT4104]

Ahh..the old kill them with kindness slow death by Steph. I might be able to get behind this.

[The Law]

If something is over, you know Stephanie is going to get to rip it off...

[Rancid_Planet]

I think they've kind of given up on the third hour of Raw. The main event is whatever happens towards the end of hour two.

[Bill Casey]

They are going to just keep saying "New Era" over and over and over until everyone is beyond sick of it, aren't they?

[Bill Casey]

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[PurePlayer]

Man I love Corbin's entrance

[JT4104]

Hmm...Baron needs to go back to the black tights. Brown just isn't cutting it.

[Sasori]

It's like a battle for who has the ugliest tights.

I think eventually Corbin's either going to become someone's muscle/bodyguard or end up in a Tag Team.

[JT4104]

They are going to just keep saying "New Era" over and over and over until everyone is beyond sick of it, aren't they?
Hmm...Im already sick of it myself.

[The Law]

Corbin looks dumb in those pants. Get him the black ones back.

[Bill Casey]

If something is over, you know Stephanie is going to get to rip it off...

...But how do we get Stephanie's clothes over?

[The Law]

I get that they want Corbin shirtless so he can show off the tattoos, but his body is super awkward. Maybe a leather vest that was open at the top so you could see some of the chest tattoos? Like Undertaker used to wear during his biker phase.

[Rancid_Planet]

Corbin needs The Jackyl.

[Rancid_Planet]

And by the way, "New era" is a dumb term. So I'm supposed to look back on this period in twenty years and still call it the "new era"?

[Rancid_Planet]

It's the era of shut the fuck up JBL. How you doin?

[Jordo]

That deep six was dope

[The Guy on the Couch]

I have hope in my mind that there is going to be a Cena vs. Shawn style match tonight. they announced a match to be "main event" but its not going to happen because they will have a super long match at the beginning of hour 3 that takes the whole hour.

[Kdestiny]

Gave him the win a bit too late.

50/50 booking is shit

[Sasori]

That deep six was dope

That could almost be his Finisher. Looks a bit more devastating than the End of Days.

[The Guy on the Couch]

And by the way, "New era" is a dumb term. So I'm supposed to look back on this period in twenty years and still call it the "new era"?

We look back at the Shawn Bret era and call it the NEW generation still....

[Bill Casey]

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[The Law]

I liked the term "NXT Generation."

[G-Fresh]

It's the era of shut the fuck up JBL. How you doin?

This is truth.

[Rancid_Planet]

We look back at the Shawn Bret era and call it the NEW generation still....

That's true. And hey, maybe it's the NU ERA.

[Rancid_Planet]

Hey Shane. How about a button down coat to go over that button down vest that's over your button down shirt?

[Bill Casey]

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[Rancid_Planet]

"We saw what road Roman took" is a tongue twister.

[Kdestiny]

Yes AJ

[Rancid_Planet]

http://s32.postimg.org/4tybf3045/owensselfie.jpg

OMG that's fucking creepy.

Not the plant. Dean in a suit.

[The Law]

500 writers on the payroll and the best they could come up with is "The Club?"

[Sasori]

That's true. And hey, maybe it's the NU ERA.

Or the Nü-Era

[The Law]

Reminiscent of the NWO reunion in TNA being called "The Band."

[Rancid_Planet]

500 writers on the payroll and the best they could come up with is "The Club?"

Why shouldnt we have a stable named after a fucking sandwich?

[Bill Casey]

OMG that's fucking creepy.

Not the plant. Dean in a suit.

And he's seven feet tall...
It's "Dean Kane"...

[Bill Casey]

Why shouldnt we have a stable named after a fucking sandwich?

Needs Hulk Hoagie...

[Sasori]

Gorgeous Truth vs. Goldango! GIVE IT TIME!!!

Edit: nvm, it's not a tag match :grumpy:

[The Guy on the Couch]

This match is the standard bearer! This truly is a new era!

[Bill Casey]

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[The Law]

This Goldust/R-Truth storyline might be the single most pointless I've ever seen. They've been going for months now and it's accomplished absolutely nothing.

[Bill Casey]

This Goldust/R-Truth storyline might be the single most pointless I've ever seen. They've been going for months now and it's accomplished absolutely nothing.

Oh come on, you've watched more wrestling than that...

What about when Nattie had the farting gimmick?

[JT4104]

This Goldust/R-Truth storyline might be the single most pointless I've ever seen. They've been going for months now and it's accomplished absolutely nothing.
Sadly...I just cant turn away from it.

[Sasori]

I love that Maryse has a different coat every week.

[Jordo]

This Goldust/R-Truth storyline might be the single most pointless I've ever seen. They've been going for months now and it's accomplished absolutely nothing.

It's a low card storyline with a long build. I think it's doing exactly what it's supposed to do.

[Jordo]

"God WWE, build the lower and mid card."
"Ugh this low card fued is so terrible."

[KCCO]

my god if they do a steph/shane incest angle..

[Jordo]

my god if they do a steph/shane incest angle..

It's only a matter of time before Vince discovers game of thrones...

[Bill Casey]

At least they are getting R-Truth, Goldust, Fandango and Tyler Breeze involved in something...
So when people go to house shows and see them, they won't be like "wow, I didn't know they were still employed"...

Really, they should have been running Goldango vs. Gorgeous Truth at live events...

[sam_elmendorf]

He suggested it years ago and they both shot him down.

[Rancid_Planet]

This is so much better than last week's thread.

[Kdestiny]

Oh hey Paige

[VHS]

Paige out to job again. :(

God, I love Charotte's theme. :heart:

[Bill Casey]

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[Bill Casey]

I like how they're acknowledging past events and weaving a narrative from it...
The whole "Paige was right about Charlotte" story works well...

[Rancid_Planet]

Paige out to job again. :(

God, I love Charotte's theme. :heart:

Makes me wanna Dance.


Paige's ass not Charlotte's music.

[Sasori]

Paige out to job again. :(

She's Paige Ziggler.


This is so much better than last week's thread.

Definitely not enough jokes about Stables named after sandwiches or Incest storylines last week.

[Jordo]

Paige is still super over

[Jordo]

This is so much better than last week's thread.

I'm here this week

[VHS]

Makes me wanna Dance.


Paige's ass not Charlotte's music.

Da-doot, da-doot, da-dooooo! :hyper:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Abk1jAONjw

[Rancid_Planet]

She's Paige Ziggler.



Definitely not enough jokes about Stables named after sandwiches or Incest storylines.

Heh heh.

[Rancid_Planet]

Da-doot, da-doot, da-dooooo! :hyper:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Abk1jAONjw

There's a part in that song where it sounds like she's saying "gotta doodoo"

[Bill Casey]

This is so much better than last week's thread.

I wouldn't know...

[Kdestiny]

I have missed you Paige

[G-Fresh]

Paige fucked her world up with that knee.

[The Law]

This crowd is really into Paige considering she's done absolutely nothing for months.

[Sasori]

'bout time Paige got a win.

[Kdestiny]

Wouldn't be Raw without a roll up finish

[The Law]

They've got to stop doing that finish.

[Rancid_Planet]

I wouldn't know...

Glad your back.

From Outer space.

[sam_elmendorf]

Wasn't just a normal roll up though, and Paige got the win, Ric looks like a fuckin' hairless orangatan and Paige won! So shut your piehole!

Sorry, but yeah, Paige won!

[Bill Casey]

I see what they're trying to do...
Make it look like Charlotte needs Ric Flair...

Not sure if a distraction finish conveys that the best...
Charlotte really lost because Flair was out there being ejected, not because of his absence...

[JT4104]

It was nice to see Paige inspired to put in a solid effort for the first time in a while. I guess in here defense this was Charlotte and not a Bella or something.

[The Law]

I think they're setting Charlotte up to decide she doesn't need Ric after she wins on her own at Extreme Rules. I think her turning on Ric would get a ton of heat.

[Bill Casey]

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[The Law]

Sami Zayn looks like a goob in that hat and jacket.

[Bill Casey]

I think they're setting Charlotte up to decide she doesn't need Ric after she wins on her own at Extreme Rules. I think her turning on Ric would get a ton of heat.

I'm not sure about turning, but I do think they're setting her up to win on her own...

[Kdestiny]

JBL is not good at what he does

[Sasori]

Glad your back.

From Outer space.

Has Bill been hanging out with Aero Star?

[JT4104]

So...could I get Graves and Mauro to handle business from now on. Hell I'd take Grave/Phillips as well. They are solid on NXT.

[Rancid_Planet]

I think they're setting Charlotte up to decide she doesn't need Ric after she wins on her own at Extreme Rules. I think her turning on Ric would get a ton of heat.

After that finish, yes this is exactly where it looks like it's going. And I like it. Charlotte is about to go mega heel.


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Sami Zayn looks like a goob in that hat and jacket.

I love Sami. But he looks like a goof. Just zoom in on that profile pic. He looks like he's just about to sneeze.

[Bill Casey]

Sami Zayn looks like a goob in that hat and jacket.
I think Sami can afford it...
He's endearing...

He's a natural plucky underdog, and the closest guy on the roster to Daniel Bryan...

[The Guy on the Couch]

So Zayn wins the IC title. Owens flips his shit that Zayn won HIS belt and their feud goes into blood feud mode?

[Rancid_Planet]

Has Bill been hanging out with Aero Star?

I approve this Lucha Underground reference. :yes:

[Rancid_Planet]

That was a pretty fucking good match.

[The Law]

I think Miz retains at Extreme Rules with a fluky pin of Zayn. Cesaro can continue to chase him, Owens and Zayn can continue their feud.

[Kdestiny]

Miz has done well lately

[Rancid_Planet]

I like Dana.

[JT4104]

Hey look it's Dana Brooke...

[The Law]

Feel like Dana Brooke is another call-up that's going to get lost in the shuffle.

[Jordo]

Jesus NXT has been ravaged

[sam_elmendorf]

Is Dana the gal that Emma paired up with for a bit in nXt or am I thinking something else?

[Rancid_Planet]

Feel like Dana Brooke is another call-up that's going to get lost in the shuffle.

She was damn close to being good enough in the ring when last she was regularly wrestling on NXT. I'm keeping an open mind here. She may do well.

[Sasori]

The Fuck was that? :rofl:

[The Guy on the Couch]

I fucking love Bob Backlund! Always have!

[Bill Casey]

It's funnier when the announcers deadpan their reactions...
Like they have no idea what they just saw...

[The Law]

Man, that's some weird shit right there.

[The Law]

OH SHIT, UP UP DOWN DOWN ON RAW!

[Jordo]

Oh. I like this Darren Young thing

[VHS]

Fuckin' hell. Cole just saying "Well, anyway." How the fuck are we supposed to take all this when the announcers don't take it seriously?

[Bill Casey]

Fuckin' hell. Cole just saying "Well, anyway." How the fuck are we supposed to take all this when the announcers don't take it seriously?

It was easily the funniest part...
They cut to the announcers and they had no words...

[Jordo]

Fuckin' hell. Cole just saying "Well, anyway." How the fuck are we supposed to take all this when the announcers don't take it seriously?

I don't think we're supposed to take it all that seriously. It's Bob Backlund FFS and they're ripping of Trump's campaign slogan.

It's a joke

[sam_elmendorf]

We're in the new era and the reality era just doesn't get the jokes.

[Kdestiny]

Reigns still got the crowd behind him I see...

[Rancid_Planet]

USHIELD

[The Guy on the Couch]

So the Usos are like Marklars now. They refer to every person place and thing as "Uce"?

[Rancid_Planet]

For the sake of fuck. Lucha Dragons are still a team?

Fuck it. *does Lucha Arm Thing*

[sam_elmendorf]

When are they gonna have Sin Camacho turn on Kalisto?!

[Sasori]

Oh. I like this Darren Young thing

Glad they released Sandow so they can focus on re-packaging Darren Young...

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[Jordo]

Just saw a Going in Raw sign.

That's not PG

[Rancid_Planet]

So the Usos are like Marklars now. They refer to every person place and thing as "Uce"?

Yeah I think it's that network special on the Usos where they talk about it. They call everybody that. Especially each other.

I wish they'd call me "Uce".

[G-Fresh]

When are they gonna have Sin Camacho turn on Kalisto?!

He wasn't Camacho.

[Jordo]

Glad they released Sandow so they can focus on re-packaging Darren Young...

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I was gonna do a snarky response but fuck... Sandow and backlund would of been really good

[Rancid_Planet]

Sandow actually has a sort of weird, manic energy like Backlund.

[Bill Casey]

So the Usos are like Marklars now. They refer to every person place and thing as "Uce"?

Uso is actually a Samoan word for brother or sister of the same gender...
They are saying "what's up my brother"...

[Rancid_Planet]

Oh my God Rusev entrance stomp!

Agdgdhaiajdvsuajsvdoakabeuaiavdgaoakehsiahqgsj

[The Law]

Without wrist tape wrestlers look like grown men in their underwear.

[Bill Casey]

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[Rancid_Planet]

Lana.

I wanna Channing all over her Tatum.

[JT4104]

Remember a year ago when Rusev wins this in about 2 mins. Those were the days

[Kdestiny]

Two on one show? Hmm...

[Rancid_Planet]

Remember a year ago when Rusev wins this in about 2 mins. Those were the days

Remember just now when Rusev just fucking lost?

Goddamn it.

[The Law]

This company has no idea how to book wrestling.

[Bill Casey]

Without wrist tape wrestlers look like grown men in their underwear.

With wrist tape, I look like a wrestler...

[Tainted Eclipse]

unbelievable

[The Guy on the Couch]

This match is going 1 hour. calling it now

[VHS]

Sin Cara rolls up Rusev? What the bloody hell?

[Bill Casey]

This company has no idea how to book wrestling.

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[mikcelbe]

Smh kill Rusevs heat again good job and that was pretty Heelish what Kalisto did why should we root for him? Lol

[Bill Casey]

I don't even understand it...
Rusev is the number one contender...
Why?

[JT4104]

Puerto Rico baby....

[Jordo]

I don't even understand it...
Rusev is the number one contender...
Why?

Because Cena is returning...

[Bill Casey]

Puerto Rico baby....

The crowd could chant USA and technically be correct...

[The Law]

I love how they're like "question is whether Rusev can..."

No, the question is who gives a flying fuck at this point because he just got pinned by one of the biggest jobbers on the roster.

[Bill Casey]

Because Cena is returning...

But you wait until after Rusev's title match...
That would the thing that makes sense...

[Rancid_Planet]

The crowd could chant USA and technically be correct...

The best kind of correct.

[Bill Casey]

I love how they're like "question is whether Rusev can..."

No, the question is who gives a flying fuck at this point because he just got pinned by one of the biggest jobbers on the roster.

I mean, the basic idea is Kalisto is the better singles competitor of the two because he's the champion...
So if Rusev is losing to Sin Cara, it's... I don't get it...

[Jordo]

But you wait until after Rusev's title match...
That would the thing that makes sense...

But Cena is returning...after Rusev's match.

I'm confused bill. I'm so confused

[JT4104]

Hmm...WWE should blatantly rip off Corino/ROH and invest in their own super kick counters for the Uso's.

[Kdestiny]

Wish the Club could've faced the Shield... Or will they?!

[Jordo]

Hmm...WWE should blatantly rip off Corino/ROH and invest in their own super kick counters for the Uso's.

Well considering the Uso'd blantantly rip off the young bucks it'd make sense

[Kdestiny]

If Reigns beats them three on one I might scream

[The Law]

I think it will be 3-on-1, Roman manages to beat Gallows and Anderson but gets pinned by Styles.

[Bill Casey]

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[Kdestiny]

Well... Okay

[Rancid_Planet]

Of course Vince loves Roman. How could you not? Just look at the guy. He looks like Sting made a baby with The Rock and Diesel and also Snake Eyes from G.I. Joe somehow.

[sam_elmendorf]

He wasn't Camacho.
Oh fuck, it's Hunico right? So Sin Hunico? Camacho was the dude with the custom bicycles right?

[Kdestiny]

During the commercial? Lame...

Here comes Roman

[The Law]

Wow, a pin during the break. I actually appreciate that happening from time to time.

[Bill Casey]

Oh fuck, it's Hunico right? So Sin Hunico? Camacho was the dude with the custom bicycles right?

Yes...
Sin Hunico was the one who could wrestle...

[sam_elmendorf]

You're confusing me Bill! Is someone else playing Sin Cara now? Is it the Bunny under the mask?

[Kdestiny]

So there's no countout?

[The Guy on the Couch]

Damn:( I wanted an epic

[Bill Casey]

Chaos Reigns is best Reigns...

[TheRockSays]

LEGIT TENSION

[TheRockSays]

louder Reigns chants than Styles at the moment

[Kdestiny]

Dueling chants?

What's going on?

[Sasori]

I like the dueling chants when it actually feels like the audience is split.

[Rancid_Planet]

Wow that just kind of went on and on.

[The Law]

Hey, people are actually chanting for Roman.

[JT4104]

AJ just got punked and looked like a bitch.

[Rancid_Planet]

Good. The sooner Roman gets his Cena reaction the sooner WWE can make something else their number one priority.

[The Law]

That 100% feels like it should be the end of the show. But for some ungodly reason there's another 45 minutes left.

[Bill Casey]

Dueling chants?

What's going on?

From the pitch, it sounds like the ladies like Roman...

[The Guy on the Couch]

at least its a dueling chant for both guys as opposed to "let's go Cena, Cena sucks" which only serves to get one person over.

[Kdestiny]

From the pitch, it sounds like the ladies like Roman...

They don't like AJ and his choice of hair style like ND

[Kdestiny]

at least its a dueling chant for both guys as opposed to "let's go Cena, Cena sucks" which only serves to get one person over.

Good way to think about it

[Bill Casey]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXwGVXD7qEQ

[Rancid_Planet]

That 100% feels like it should be the end of the show. But for some ungodly reason there's another 45 minutes left.

Exactly. And they know it. That's why Cass is in the "main event". Because the real main event tops off the 2nd third of the show.

[Kdestiny]

Overwatch is brilliant by the way

[Damien]

Half the time the "Let's go Cena, Cena sucks" chant sounded like "Let's go Cena, CM Punk".. although I think when he feuded with Punk that WAS the chant.

[JT4104]

Feel like Cena is respected though with the deuling chants....much like Angle still got the you suck chants years after he had turned a few times. Roman on the other hand, I dunno, it's gonna get really ugly when Seth is back around.

[Sasori]

From the pitch, it sounds like the ladies like Roman...

It's always the ladies.

https://i.imgur.com/miKbMRJ.gif

[Kdestiny]

What a reaction for Ryder...

[Bill Casey]

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[Bill Casey]

I like how there's stakes for this match...

[Donald]

Did somebody say steak?

[The Law]

As Kevin Sullivan said about Ryder: "He grabbed that brass ring at Wrestlemania...and then the next night they shoved it right up his ass."

[Kdestiny]

Kevin Oooooooooooooooooooowens.

Nice Eden

[Rancid_Planet]

Owens just needs to ask Cole out already.

[Kdestiny]

Please stop showing the injury to Enzo, Christ

[Bill Casey]

I miss Enzo so much...
Easily a highlight on any show he's on...

[Kdestiny]

Dean gonna be pissed

[The Law]

WHY CAN'T THEY LOOK AT THE CAMERA

[Rancid_Planet]

The best way to end the show is a ten minute Ambrose crazyfest.

[Bill Casey]

I hope Enzo's incredible brain is okay...
Someone tell me Enzo's brain will be okay...

[Kdestiny]

The best way to end the show is a ten minute Ambrose crazyfest.

Speaking of which, he might give me enough reason to see the new season of Total Divas

[Bill Casey]

The best way to end the show is a ten minute Ambrose crazyfest.

Or any show...

[JT4104]

Good lord..there is another half hour to go?

[Kdestiny]

Finally getting my New Day fix

[Kdestiny]

Glad the Vaudevillains are being a reaction though

[Rancid_Planet]

This might be the best New Day promo ever.

[Sasori]

I was really enjoying that Enzo/Cass & Dudley Boyz feud :cry:

[Bill Casey]

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[Bill Casey]

I love how Xavier Woods talks smack the whole time the Unicorn Stampede is going on...

[The Law]

All non-Reigns champs lose. Everyone gets distracted and rolled-up. We've hit peak WWE.

[Kdestiny]

Yeah, there's been way too much interference for my liking.

Rinse and repeat I guess

[The Law]

Are the Vaudevillians supposed to be using racial codewords or is that an accident?

[The Law]

Just went "oh thank god" out loud when I realized it was main event time.

[Bill Casey]

IT'S MITCH THE PLANT!!!

MITCH TOOK THE JACKET!!!

[Sasori]

Dean, you so crazy :lol:

[The Law]

Kind of shocking that this is the first time I can remember Jericho getting jumped in the dark during his entrance.

[Bill Casey]

OH, IT'S DEAN!!!

[Kdestiny]

So no match for Cass?

[Judas Iscariot]

Ahaha Jericho's jacket cost $15,000.

[Tainted Eclipse]

boo

[mikcelbe]

They are fighting over a jacket?

[The Law]

Before they were fighting over a potted plant. And before that a talk show.

[Kdestiny]

Uhh...

[Bill Casey]

Ambrose tears up Jericho's jacket...

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/article/media_slots/photos/001/875/299/365eb0846a755aa905a667777b3910e1_original.jpg?1418 664778

Gets electrocuted...

[mikcelbe]

Before they were fighting over a potted plant. And before that a talk show.

I'm guessing their match at Extreme rules will be in a sandbox filled he man toys this is childish stuff I hate PG.

[Kdestiny]

Is this how its ending? Feels early

[Sasori]

They are fighting over a jacket?

At least they're not fighting over a scarf.

[Bill Casey]

I'm guessing their match at Extreme rules will be in a sandbox filled he man toys this is childish stuff I hate PG.

I bet if I took your job, smashed up your plants and tore up your jacket you'd be mad...

[Rancid_Planet]

I have come to the realization that Dean really needs that jacket.

[Mikey73181]

Jericho must have a hell of a time getting through airport security with a jacket in his luggage with that many wires running through it.

[Bill Casey]

Should Mitch be classified as a pet?
If so, Jericho killed his pet...

[The Law]

Maybe it travels by truck with other props and costume stuff for that reason.

[Bill Casey]

Maybe it travels by truck with other props and costume stuff for that reason.

Maybe he puts it on on the plane and runs up and down the aisle making wooshing sounds...

[Rancid_Planet]

Decent Raw. Best match was probably Miz/Zayn. A few frustrating moments though. Rusev losing to Sin Cara foremost among them. But Jericho lost his jacket and that's got to be worth a bonus point for a big moment. JBL needs to stop. New Era. New Era. New Era.

Raw gets a 7/10


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Raw thread MVP. Bill came back and rocked the thread all night. Jordo made some great points. But I think The Law inspired the most conversation tonight and we thank him for joining us. And reward him with his first Raw thread MVP. Congrats The Law. And don't get too excited because the trophy is an invisible dildo. And I lost it.

[Kdestiny]

Should Mitch be classified as a pet?
If so, Jericho killed his pet...

He didn't feed it to him so we are in the clear there

[Bill Casey]

And don't get too excited because the trophy is an invisible dildo. And I lost it.

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2014-03/enhanced/webdr07/13/17/anigif_enhanced-buzz-12736-1394745018-5.gif

[sam_elmendorf]

I laughed way too hard at that GIF. Thank god no one saw me.

[Jay Hinchey]

A solid Show but yeah I was surprised Rusev lost to Sin Cara tonight. I am loving the Reigns/AJ feud,can't wait for the second go around at Extreme Rules. Also good to see Dana Brooke make her debut.

[Rancid_Planet]

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Come to think of it I was at the invisible dildo convention in Dublin recently.

[Sasori]

Wanted to make a joke about Rusev losing to Sin Cara, but like everyone else, I was just baffled by it. The Bulgarian Brute should have ended Sin Cara. Broken him so badly that we never see him on TV again. Was that actually 50/50 booking? Rusev wins the Battle Royal, but has to lose his next match? I guess we'll get a rematch on Smackdown and Rusev will get the win this time.