World Cup Semi GERMANY VS BRAZIL

[The Rosk]

No thread? This is the best semi final ever at this point. Come on the Germans.

I can smell a dodgy penalty coming.

[Pablo Diablo]

Well this is starting off one-sided.

[MMH]

Just witnesses a bit of history. Nice.

[Peter Griffin]

fuck me

[The Rosk]

Oh my fucking God. This is incredible and absolutely wonderful to see. Great work the German lads.

[The Rosk]

Germany were 2-1 to win at the start of THISIS OHMYFUCKINGGOD

[Peter Griffin]

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[Pablo Diablo]

Oh my.

[turdpower]

SAQDWSEGBNGTJHGU

[MMH]

Oh my.

:lol: was just about to post the exact same thing.

This is brilliant. Hate the snidey Brazilians.

[Hlebsfall]

This has been coming, this Brazil side are fucking dogshit.

[Pablo Diablo]

AGAIN

[Peter Griffin]

David Luiz player of the tournament eh? fuck off

[The Rosk]

These Brazilian cunts deserve this, they are dogshit.

[HHHnFoley_Rulez]

What the fuck is going on... Brazil are just.. non-existent.. I know they weren't that good in the groups but seriously, where is their home pride? Jesus.


http://www.homeprideflour.co.uk/images/products/gif_man.gif

[turdpower]

Dogshit.

[Percussion]

Mercy rule?

[HHHnFoley_Rulez]

They may as well not come out after half time.. it'd be less of a score if they never turned up at this rate.

[Hlebsfall]

If only they could get the ball up to fucking FRED I'm sure he'd bang them in.

[The Rosk]

Germany are evens to get the next goal.

[Bad Collin]

Come on Brazil, you can do this.

[Hero!]

This is amazing. My city has a huge Brasilian population and the brasilians are already taking their flags down from their windows :lol:

[Red Dog]

The money Silva went for looks like amazing business now. He is clearly the glue that holds that defence together. Without him they are playing like a bunch of retards.

[The Rosk]

The difference here is that all the Germans would love to get international goals at the World Cup. It's not like Aston Villa vs Wimbledon 1995. This could genuinely be ten unless Scolari does some night to try and save some face, but I doubt there is much he can do outside of play six at the fucking back.

[turdpower]

While Brazil seem to be inept at the back without Thiago Silva it's the midfield that Germany are fucking bossing. You can't blame no Neymar or Silva for that.

[Red Dog]

You are dead right mate, this is definitely not like Aston Villa v Wimbledon in 1995.

[JP]

This is genuinely quite sad to witness.

[Torn]

If by sad you mean BRILLIANT then you are spot on.

[Peter Griffin]

Fuck off JP its glorious.

[Red Dog]

If by sad you mean BRILLIANT then you are spot on.

It is a bit sad. Why are we all supporting the fucking Germans all of a sudden?!

[JP]

It's bloody depressing.

It's their home World Cup and this is it. Listen to the crowd.

Just show some bloody fight.

[JP]

And I like Germany. Brilliant place and lovely people.

But this is just wrong. :(

[Tainted Eclipse]

poor brazil, just cant win in their own country.

[turdpower]

Why is this wrong? Brazil have been very average throughout this tournament had really favourable decisions go there way and got through via a penalty shootout.

David Luiz is a fucking mess.

[MMH]

This is amazing. My city has a huge Brasilian population and the brasilians are already taking their flags down from their windows :lol:

Im shocked they aint jumping out of them.

[MMH]

This is genuinely quite sad to witness.

Pfft, you are far too nice. I hope Marcelo is gutted, hate that prick.

[Percussion]

Has a nation ever needed a martial suicide watch? Goodness. The 18 minutes that sank Seleção ffs.

[The Rosk]

This is not sad. They have been vile cunts this far and are shit and would be extremely undeserving winners. A good team like Germany deserve this and fuck shit cunts who disagree. Great for Klose too.

[JP]

Why is this wrong? Brazil have been very average throughout this tournament had really favourable decisions go there way and got through via a penalty shootout.

David Luiz is a fucking mess.

Not wrong as in the wrong/unexpected result, wrong as in how you expect teams to perform in such an atmosphere and occasion.

Brazil too, to just curl up and die.

The world has broken.

[Miotch]

Probably not the same broadcast feed in the US as it is over there, but the shots of the kids crying in the stands are literally heart breaking.

[Ringo]

Fucking hell. It's like new year's eve in berlin. of course I'm going away the day before the final.

£50m for David Luiz looking better and better business.

[The Rosk]

179 seconds between the second and fourth goals. Aljbkahgkhsvkhvss

[The Rosk]

Probably not the same broadcast feed in the US as it is over there, but the shots of the kids crying in the stands are literally heart breaking.

So what. This is what football does when it breaks your heart. Try supporting a bollocks team all your life. At least these cunts win shit regularly.

[Percussion]

Great for Klose too.

:lol: Oh ya, and Ronaldo gets bumped from the record.

[turdpower]

Ronaldo doesn't need that record tbh, he'll probably go down in history as a better player.

[Romford Pele]

Fucking hell what a half that was embarrassing or what

[Percussion]

Ronaldo doesn't need that record tbh, he'll probably go down in history as a better player.

Just the piling on of the situation is all.

[MMH]

Ronaldo doesn't need that record tbh, he'll probably go down in history as a better player.

Of course he will. Klose is a massively underrated player though. His scoring record is ridiculous at every level.

Muller could beat Ronaldos total by the end of tonight if it keeps going the way it has so far.

[MMH]

Probably not the same broadcast feed in the US as it is over there, but the shots of the kids crying in the stands are literally heart breaking.

Yeah its the same feed all over the world. I laughed I must be honest. Having their hopes and dreams crushed is the only way kids will learn.

[Miotch]

So what. This is what football does when it breaks your heart. Try supporting a bollocks team all your life. At least these cunts win shit regularly.

Absolutely. Was merely commentary on the broadcast.

And... I support the USA ffs. :ashamed:

[Bad Collin]

This wouldn't be happening if they had taken Lucas.

[Red Dog]

:lol: Oh ya, and Ronaldo gets bumped from the record.

How is that a good thing? A genuine world class striker who could score from anywhere and create chances out of nothing bumped off for a (albeit excellent) 6 yard poacher.

[Red Dog]

Probably not the same broadcast feed in the US as it is over there, but the shots of the kids crying in the stands are literally heart breaking.

No, the kids need to man up.

[Miotch]

The internet is going bonkers obviously.

https://twitter.com/2014WorIdCup

http://sadbrazilians.tumblr.com/

[Percussion]

How is that a good thing? A genuine world class striker who could score from anywhere and create chances out of nothing bumped off for a (albeit excellent) 6 yard poacher.

It wasn't a statement to judge him vs Klose. Just a dig at the extremity of the situation.

[Hlebsfall]

This is brilliant.

[MMH]

How is that a good thing? A genuine world class striker who could score from anywhere and create chances out of nothing bumped off for a (albeit excellent) 6 yard poacher.

Klose has been a world class striker. As Shearer said (im agreeing with some very strange people tonight) from 1 yard or 20 yards they are all worth the same amount.

Seriously his record is ridiculous. Boss, boss goalscorer.

[Romford Pele]

Marcelo is one of the worst Brazilian players I've ever seen

[The Rosk]

Germany are evens to get the next goal.

Now 2/1 lads.

[turdpower]

Klose has been a world class striker. As Shearer said (im agreeing with some very strange people tonight) from 1 yard or 20 yards they are all worth the same amount.

Seriously his record is ridiculous. Boss, boss goalscorer.

His record is not quite as good as Ronaldo's.

[Red Dog]

Klose has been a world class striker. As Shearer said (im agreeing with some very strange people tonight) from 1 yard or 20 yards they are all worth the same amount.

Seriously his record is ridiculous. Boss, boss goalscorer.

No I disagree, he is very very good. But relies on service. Stick him up front for Greece and he would hardly get a sniff. Ronaldo would still have bagged plenty out of nothing.

[The Rosk]

Fucking hell. What an incredible goal. Lads. I'm making free money here. Do the same.

[MMH]

His record is not quite as good as Ronaldo's.

So? Its still brilliant.

You could also say Ronaldo played for better clubs for his whole career. Different types of players though.

And David Luiz is a complete twat. Trying to wipe out Muller (in the process meaning he would miss the biggest game of his life) just because he is pissed off that he is shit.

[The Rosk]

3/1 now lads for Germany to get eight.

[turdpower]

Aye, I also think Klose would probably trade that record for the trophy...

[MMH]

No I disagree, he is very very good. But relies on service. Stick him up front for Greece and he would hardly get a sniff. Ronaldo would still have bagged plenty out of nothing.

You could say that about most players. Put Ronaldo up top for Greece and how many would he score? Who knows? He has never played for a crap team. Gerd Muller is one of the best strikers ever I assume we agree? He was a poacher. As I said above, completely different types of player but that doesnt mean Kloses achievements should be discredited or revered in a lesser way than a more "sexier" player.

[MMH]

Aye, I also think Klose would probably trade that record for the trophy...

He may get the chance to soon.

[The Rosk]

Ahgahgajjagauguauhaugauguahuahaa 7-1 at 10/1 at half time. I've bloody sorted my train ticket to Mik here.

[The Rosk]

That could legitimately have been 15. Brazil really needed a Jimmy Milner in there. Jesus Christ.

[Andy]

Love watching a game knowing you're witnessing history. Hope David Luiz doesn't get murdered tonight.

[Simon]

This post-match footage of the Brazil players is genuinely quite hard to watch. Absolutely devastated.

[Red Dog]

You could say that about most players. Put Ronaldo up top for Greece and how many would he score? Who knows? He has never played for a crap team. Gerd Muller is one of the best strikers ever I assume we agree? He was a poacher. As I said above, completely different types of player but that doesnt mean Kloses achievements should be discredited or revered in a lesser way than a more "sexier" player.
Yeah but again Muller was a similar mould to Klose. Players like Ronaldo are sexier. Even when he was fat.

[JP]

:lol:

The fucking brackets, Jesus.

[MMH]

Yeah but again Muller was a similar mould to Klose. Players like Ronaldo are sexier. Even when he was fat.

I bet you wear pink footy boots too.

[MMH]

This post-match footage of the Brazil players is genuinely quite hard to watch. Absolutely devastated.

Nah fuck them. Bunch of snidey cheating prima donna cunts.

[Peter Griffin]

This post-match footage of the Brazil players is genuinely quite hard to watch. Absolutely devastated.

Fuck 'em they only have themselves to blame.

[turdpower]

I don't really understand Oscar breaking down in tears at the end.

Surely he had accepted they were out even at half time.

[Red Dog]

I bet you wear pink footy boots too.

No, I use a pink font on forums though.

[turdpower]

SMACKDOWN.

[MMH]

No, I use a pink font on forums though.

You aint nearly cool enough to do that.

[MMH]

https://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/14868_10154392851630173_7886755459602952054_n.jpg

[turdpower]

Brazil didn't quit. They did that annoying thing of just putting the controller down and walking off.

[Jaymz]

Well played Bo, well played:

https://vine.co/v/MPHqw7DhvLV

[Bert]

http://i.imgur.com/q42ME4y.png

http://i.imgur.com/oAJA8NR.png

:rofl:

[Clive Plasma]

http://38.media.tumblr.com/0acde0e3941a7e2af1b646251fe9f59e/tumblr_n8ez72JBrh1tga27vo1_1280.jpg

[Miotch]

https://twitter.com/2014WorIdCup/status/486631605331431424

[Mik]

Good game that eh?

[Judas Iscariot]

Jim Ross commentating on the goals:

http://screamer.deadspin.com/here-is-j-r-jim-ross-calling-the-brazil-germany-firs-1601968953/+bubbaprog?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebo ok&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

[The_Mike]

I have time to cook and do the dishes, I said. Nothing much will happen in the first 30 minutes, I said.

[Judas Iscariot]

I drove to the store listening to the game, walked in and it was 1-0. I walked out of the store minutes later and the radio in my car says it's 5-0. I'm like, "Wait... What the FUCK?"

[Romford Pele]

Woken up and still cannot believe that game.

- Luiz is a joke footballer. Without Silva there he had zero discipline, just dreadful. Best deal ever by Chelsea getting £50m for that sack of shit

- Marcelo obviously thinks he is Roberto Carlos in his prime. Except he is shite.

- Germany were so ruthless, they will take some stopping now

- Muller is a superb player

[Romford Pele]

Also Scolari fucked up massively picking shite like Fred and Jo, joke players. What the hell happened to likes of Robinho and Pato?

[Alf]

Luiz's performance has to be one of the most bizarre I've ever ever seen. What a mad fucker.

I hope someone does a super-cut of all the shit he did wrong in that game.

[Romford Pele]

That clip they showed at half time where was up pitch and hardly jogged back when Germany counter attacked. Just shameful.

[Mik]

I've often thought that you only get so many goals in the World Cup and that Germany might have just spunked all of theirs. It's a great time to bet on Argentina or the Netherlands to win to nil.

[Romford Pele]

Its hard to know how good the Germans were last night, given the shower of a defence they were up against.

[eldanielfire]

How is that a good thing? A genuine world class striker who could score from anywhere and create chances out of nothing bumped off for a (albeit excellent) 6 yard poacher.

Nothing wrong with poachers or him winning the record fair and square.