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Stringer Bell
March 25th, 2013, 9:14 PM
His girlfriend claims there was lots of blood. But he's in good spirits.

http://cdnl.complex.com/mp/620/400/80/0/bb/1/ffffff/dce2a21e267be27f143379a07f9af8d1/images_/assets/CHANNEL_IMAGES/SPORTS/2013/03/xpac1.jpg

http://www.complex.com/sports/2013/03/former-wwe-superstar-x-pac-suffered-the-worlds-worst-injury-during-a-match-recently

Big
March 25th, 2013, 9:25 PM
This is hysterical. He is starting to look like a rabbi.

darkhorse
March 25th, 2013, 10:03 PM
I, for one, applaud his work ethic. It's always nice to see someone who's been in the business as long as he has continue to bust his butt in the ring.

Vice
March 25th, 2013, 10:10 PM
He's certainly going to be the butt of many jokes now.

mr sabu
March 25th, 2013, 10:11 PM
i think i need to sit down

Beer-Belly
March 25th, 2013, 10:40 PM
He should have ASSessed the situation better.

McBain
March 25th, 2013, 11:11 PM
Looking at that photo, I reckon his girlfriend got the bum deal.

stylepoints
March 25th, 2013, 11:22 PM
So Pac botches a move and now he's all butt hurt? Jeez.

virms
March 25th, 2013, 11:35 PM
Never should have dated Chyna. She opened up Pandora's butt and it will never fully close. Why do you think Trips pissed himself?

Brian M.
March 25th, 2013, 11:49 PM
Guys, can we quit it with the ass jokes? This might be the end of the man's carear.

Mills
March 26th, 2013, 12:03 AM
You guys are assholes

McBain
March 26th, 2013, 12:06 AM
Yeah, we shouldn't glute.

Brian M.
March 26th, 2013, 12:08 AM
I'm sure you all crack yourself up, butt this is serious.

stylepoints
March 26th, 2013, 12:09 AM
Guys, can we quit it with the ass jokes? This might be the end of the man's carear.

The ass-end of his career. Zing!

mr sabu
March 26th, 2013, 12:40 AM
i need t assk him a question

darkhorse
March 26th, 2013, 12:53 AM
His opponent threatened to tear him a new one, but X-Pac beat him to it.

On a side note, this would have been an embarrassing way to lose a First Blood match.

JP
March 26th, 2013, 1:03 AM
Ow.

No joke, only sympathy.

Owwwwwwwwww.

Bill Casey
March 26th, 2013, 1:49 AM
http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/5681/hoganpunch.jpg

Matthew
March 26th, 2013, 3:44 AM
sphincter

McBain
March 26th, 2013, 5:20 AM
It's happened to him once before as well. :lol:

Rip
March 26th, 2013, 6:34 AM
Good choice of DX shirt there, I'm guessing he probably won't wear this one in a while...

http://www.ringsidecollectibles.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/dx_illustrated_t-shirt.jpg

Tainted Eclipse
March 26th, 2013, 8:42 AM
Ow.

No joke, only sympathy.

Owwwwwwwwww.

at least someone in this thread has some compassion. crude jokes really need to be posterior to sympathy and well wishes.

Hero!
March 26th, 2013, 2:13 PM
Things like this wouldn't happen if he were more anal about properly executing moves.

Stringer Bell
March 26th, 2013, 4:23 PM
Yeah, he has been a bit of a bum in the ring for years now. He won't be able to use any of his assets for awhile, that's for sure.

In all seriousness, word is that he finished the match without even realizing it, then noticed a ton of blood when he got back to his hotel. What a warrior.

Anal tear > Quad tear

stylepoints
March 26th, 2013, 4:56 PM
I would never wrestle in that ring again. It's apparently tainted.

turdpower
March 26th, 2013, 7:35 PM
The comment on that article sums it all up.



morphine

McBain
March 26th, 2013, 7:40 PM
Nice to see Ace Rockola is still alive.

Bill Casey
March 26th, 2013, 11:38 PM
TMZ


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpEOYC70RRs

X-Pac told TMZ that he nearly died from it...

Mark Hammer
March 27th, 2013, 1:02 PM
This is a pretty damn funny story. I'm not sure if I'd be embarrassed or eager to tell everybody.

G-Fresh
March 27th, 2013, 8:20 PM
There's yer sign.

Panther52
March 28th, 2013, 3:18 PM
no jokes from me. hope he recovers well. I've actually torn a guys asshole during a HS wrestling match. by that guys reaction when it happened. i'm shocked pac could finish the match, let alone didn't realize it.

JP
March 28th, 2013, 3:30 PM
no jokes from me. hope he recovers well. I've actually torn a guys asshole during a HS wrestling match. by that guys reaction when it happened. i'm shocked pac could finish the match, let alone didn't realize it.

I've done it to someone else too.

That was not a happy night.

Hero!
March 28th, 2013, 3:44 PM
You gays sure do get rough.

Anaconda Sniper
March 28th, 2013, 3:52 PM
Ouch! Good god that had to hurt like no other.

Olympus
March 28th, 2013, 4:46 PM
I was at this show actually. It was Jerry Lynn's retirement show. You couldn't tell at the time that anything was terribly wrong with him.

Bill Casey
March 28th, 2013, 7:37 PM
You couldn't tell at the time that anything was terribly wrong with him.
No more than usual, eh?

virms
March 28th, 2013, 10:39 PM
You gays sure do get rough.

Hero this is unacceptable. You need to get on twitter and apologize at least twice for tbese remarks.

Rajah will need to tweet at least once that your comments will not be tolerated and action will be taken.

This is when your 2nd tweet should come.

Olympus
March 29th, 2013, 8:56 AM
No more than usual, eh?

Of all the washed up 90's guys, he and Tommy Dreamer are two of the more in shape, competent ones. Waltman has put on some great matches with Jerry Lynn, Arik Cannon, and others during the last few years when he's wrestled in Minneapolis.

Sabu on the other hand... :$

Panther52
March 30th, 2013, 1:12 AM
yep. not a happy night indeed. also gave me second thoughts about using that move again.

Stringer Bell
March 30th, 2013, 1:24 AM
It took Waltman ripping his anus open for you to have second thoughts about doing a Bronco Buster to someone?

But seriously, I wonder what Billy Gunn thinks of all of this.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFZj6Fnq4G4

McBain
March 30th, 2013, 1:37 AM
I believe Panther is trying to pass himself of as the Pockster himself.

Panther52
March 30th, 2013, 8:28 PM
I believe Panther is trying to pass himself of as the Pockster himself.

?? not passing myself as anyone but myself. remembering the same feak accident happening to an opponent of mine during a HS match.

virms
March 30th, 2013, 9:04 PM
Rape with a dildo doesn't count.

Atty
March 30th, 2013, 11:34 PM
Rape with a dildo doesn't count.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-wLi7zKL-8y8/TgKix3_1OuI/AAAAAAAABdc/-TNrfpAuQy8/s400/The+Ludvico+Technique.jpg