Build you worst roster

[chatty]

Same as before but this time make it as bad as you can:

10 Main eventers
20 Mid carders
10 tag teams
7 women
8 managers
1 gm

[Kev]

The Main Eventers

Buff Bagwell
The Great Khali
Vladmir Kozlov
The Miz
Viscera
Sting
Jack Swagger
Scott Hall
Kevin Nash
HHH

The Mid-Card

Yoshi Tatsu
Rodney Mack
Spike Dudley
Chavo Guerrero
Brodus Clay
Kurrgan
JTG
Shad Gaspard (together were quite entertaining, separately I'd rather pour turpentine on my eyes for three days straight)
Matt Morgan
David Hart Smith
Eric Escobar
David Otunga
Jinder Mahal
Albert/Tensai/A-Train
Mordecai
Charlie Haas
Bobby Lashley
Rosey
Ezekiel Jackson
Bull Buchanan

Women

Terri
Tori
Luna
Tiffany
Miss Kitty
Kaitlyn
Tamina Snuka

Tag-Teams

The HeartThrobs
The Dicks
The Gymini
Deuce 'n Domino
Kronik
Dupree & Suzuki
Tensai & Brodus
Viscera & Naked Mideon
Eugene & Hornswaggle (never happened, but just imagine...)
Heidenreich & Road Warrior Animal

Managers

Teddy Long
Queen Sharmell
Bob Backlund
Momma Benjamin
Cherry
Natalya
Serena

GM

As much as I'd like to say Mike Adamle, Teddy Long is so much worse than anyone else...

And as announcers, Lawler and Striker would be my pick. Or Lawler and Cole...

[mr sabu]

i would like to add yoshinko and a ladder but even they have more ability and psychology in them then most wrestlers

[Bluegunn]

Main Eventers
1. Vladamir Kozlov
2. Hardcore Holly
3. Rhyno
4. Ryback
5. Waylon Mercy
6. Crimson
7. Adrian Adonis
8. Xavier
9. Gary Steele
10. Ron Garvin

Midcarders
1. Virgil
2. The Goon
3. Duke The Dumpster
4. The Berserker
5. Lenny Lane
6. Nailz
7. Kurrgan
8. Nathan Jones
9. Outback Jack
10. Stomper
11. Gustavo Mendoza
12. The Gambler
13. Ned Brady
14. Bill Kazmaier
15. Fake Razor Ramon
16. Zan Panzer
17. Steve McMichael
18. Gary Spivey
19. TL Hopper
20. Phantasio

Tag teams
1. ICP
2. The Conquistadors
3. The Dicks
4. The Patriots
5. Techno Team 2000
6. Hearthrobs
7. Gemini
8. Mulkey Brothers
9. The Ding Dongs
10. The Kongs

Women
1. Asya
2. Nicole Bass
3. Big Bad Mama
4. Stephanie McMahon
5. Maria
6. Saphire
7. Cherry

Managers
1. Eddie Creatchma
2. Dave Prazak
3. Dean Ayass
4. Alexandra York
5. Oscar
6. Coach
7. Babu
8. Momma Benjamin

GM.
Michael Cole

[The Law]

My main eventers are all guys who actually had main event runs in WWE. They really haven't pushed that many heinous guys over the years. A couple of these guys I didn't actually mind that much.

Main Event:



Sid
King Mabel
Vladimir Kozlov
Rikishi
Bobby Lashley
Great Khali
Scott Steiner (WWE version)
Jack Swagger
Ken Kennedy
King Kong Bundy


Midcard:



Heidenreich
Snitsky
The Blue Meanie
Bull Buchanan
Kenzo Sasuki
Mideon
Giant Gonzalez
Kurrgan
Duke "The Dumpster" Droze
Fake Razor Ramon
Gillberg
David Otunga
Mordecai
Rodney Mack
Ahmed Johnson
Skinner
Mason Ryan
Jackson Andrews
Lucky Cannon
Nathan Jones


Tag Teams:



The Godwinns
The Dicks
The Bashams
The Gymini
La Resistance (Dupree and Grenier)
Smoking Gunns
Disciples of Apocalypse
Spirit Squad
Deuce N Domino
Tensai and Brodus Clay

Divas



Jackie Gayda
Sable
Terri Runnels
The Kat
Tori Wilson


Announcers: Mike Adamle and Jonathan Coachman

Managers: Tony Atlas, Sharmell, Hornswaggle, Ranjin Singh, Harvey Whippleman

Authority Figure: John Lauriniatus, Assistant: Palmer Cannon

[T.I (uh oh)]

Surely when listing Main Eventers we should limit it to wrestlers who have actually competed in a main event of a PPV.

Edit: beaten by The Law. Good job

[darkhorse]

Main Eventers
1. Snitsky
2. Maven
3. Hardcore Holly
4. The Patriot
5. Ted DiBiase (Jr.)
6. Michael Tarver
7. Fake Undertaker
8. Zeus
9. King Mabel
10. The Great Khali

Midcarders
1. Kwang
2. Big Bully Busick
3. Hornswoggle
4. The Goon
5. Eugene
6. Matt Striker
7. Kerwin White
8. Sylvester Terkay
9. Braden Walker
10. The Zombie
11. Bastion Booger
12. Mantaur
13. The Goon
14. Henry O. Godwinn
15. Chainz
16. Tiger Ali-Singh
17. The Gobbledygooker
18. Eric Escobar
19. Matt Hardy
20. Xanta Klaus

Tag Teams
1. The New Rockers
2. Beverly Brothers
3. The Gymini
4. KC James & Idol Stevens
5. The Dicks
6. Primo & Epico
7. David Otunga & Michael McGillicutty
8. The Basham Brothers
9. Nasty Boyz
10. Air Boom

Women
1. Carmella DeCesare
2. Snooki
3. Linda Miles
4. Chyna
5. Debra
6. The Kat
7. Tori


Managers
1. Yamaguchi-San
2. Kim Chee
3. Jackyl
4. Ranjin Singh
5. General Adnan
6. Armando Alejandro Estrada
7. Clarence Mason
8. Sharmell

GM
John Laurinaitis

[the_man_diva]

TEN MAIN-EVENTERS
1.) The Great Khali
2.) Zeus
3.) King Mabel
4.) Bill Goldberg
5.) The Ultimate Warrior
6.) Vince McMahon
7.) The Giant Gonzales
8.) Hulk Hogan
9.) Mr. T.
10.) Under-Faker

TWENTY MID-CARDERS
1.) Fake Diesel
2.) Fake Razor Ramon
3.) Imposter Kane
4.) Mr. Hughes
5.) Buff Bagwell
6.) Vance Archer
7.) Mantaur
8.) The Gobbledy Gooker
9.) The Goon
10.) Repo Man
11.) TL Hopper
12.) Mystery Man
13.) Hornswoggle
14.) Colin Delaney
15.) Balls Mahoney
16.) Pete Gas
17.) Bastian Booger
18.) Gillberg
19.) The Blue Meanie
20.) Friar Ferguson

TEN TAG TEAMS
1.) The Flying Nuns (Mother Smucker & Sister Angelica)
2.) The Gymini (Jesse & Jake)
3.) The Heartthrobs (Romeo Roselli & Antonio Thomas)
4.) The Dicks (James & Chad Dick)
5.) Kenzo Suzuki & Rene Dupree
6.) Jesse & Festus
7.) Test & Mike Knox
8.) Road Warrior Animal & Heidenreich
9.) Michael McGillicutty & David Otunga
10.) KC James & Idol Stevens

EIGHT DIVAS
1.) Amy Weber
2.) Sapphire
3.) Carmella DeCesare
4.) Tori
5.) Nicole Bass
6.) Joy Giovanni
7.) Ashley Massaro

SEVEN MANAGERS/VALETS/ASSISTANTS
1.) Al Wilson
2.) Palmer Cannon
3.) Brother Love
4.) Brad Maddox
5.) Missy Hyatt
6.) Sara, Undertaker’s Ex-Wife
7.) KATIE-FUCKING-VICK

THREE-PERSON COMMENTARY
1.) CURRENT Jerry “the King” Lawler
2.) CURRENT Michael Cole
3.) Mike Adamle

GENERAL MANAGER
1.) The Anonymous RAW General Manager

ANNOUNCERS/INTERVIEWERS
1.) Eden Stiles – Ring Announcer
2.) Rue DeBona
3.) Anastacia Rose
4.) Lauren Mayhew
5.) Rebecca DiPietro
6.) Jonathan Coachman

[MikeHunt]

Mike Adamle was brilliant. So bad he was brilliant. Commentary and as GM. Fucking fools!

[Judas Iscariot]

Tuck in your shirt Michael.

[MikeHunt]

I would never tuck in my tshirt cause I'm not a gigantic baby mong yank. Take your stupid hat off adult!!!

[Judas Iscariot]

I actually haven't worn a hat in a couple of months.

I owe it all to you.

If you could help me out when it comes to picking a lipstick that suits my complexion, I'd really appreciate it.

[MikeHunt]

Black that's what rent boys usually rock to match their guy liner when they play their guitar at rock shows to try and impress other queens.

[chatty]

Main event:

Zeus
Khali
Bobby Lashley
The Patriot
Kozlov
R-Truth
King Mable
Sid
Fake Taker
Swagger

Midcard:

Repo Man
Waylon Mercy
Nailz
Heidenreich
Skinner
Duke The Dumpster Drosse
Eugene
Boogeyman
Berserker
Mantaur
Max Moon
Rosey
Brodus Clay
Snitsky
Aldo Montoya
Isaac Yankem
Doink
Dino Bravo
Kurgan
Red Rooster

Tag Teams:

Jesse and Festus
Headbangers
Godwins
Spirit Squad (whichever team you want to make)
Power and Glory
The Blu Brothers
Bushwackers (WWF face run)

[MMH]

Have I just seen Adrian Adonis in a list of worst wrestlers??

I am FUMING here. Adonis is one of the all time greats!

[Tainted Eclipse]

check out dudes with bob holly on their worst roster. he was really very good.

[Beer-Belly]

He's boring. Even worse, he's a huge prick.

He was "really very good" at getting dropped on his head by Brock Lesnar. Trying to haze someone in the ring on a televised broadcast is bushleague. He should have been fired for that.

[Fanny Batter]

50 not particularly good, bland and un-charismatic wrestlers, 7 ugly divas, some of the old Colliseum video/weekly recap show announcers and Adamle as GM. There's a lot of people to pick from that would be as bad as each other.

[JP]

Some of the names people are putting down, for the love of everything Holy, no!

Sting
Jack Swagger
Scott Hall
HHH
Yoshi Tatsu
Spike Dudley
Chavo Guerrero
Albert/Tensai/A-Train
Bull Buchanan
Teddy Long
Queen Sharmell
Hardcore Holly
Rhyno
Stephanie McMahon
Michael Cole
Scott Steiner
The Blue Meanie
The Godwinns
The Bashams
Smoking Guns
Sable
Torri Wilson
Harvey Wimpleman
John Lauriniatus
Maven
The Patriot
Ted DiBiase (Jr.)
Eugene
Matt Hardy
The New Rockers
Nasty Boyz
Air Boom
Primo and Epico
Chyna
Armando Alejandro Estrada
Clarence Mason
Bill Goldberg
The Ultimate Warrior
Vince McMahon
Hulk Hogan
Balls Mahoney
Brad Maddox
Jonathon Coachman
Headbangers
Spirit Squad

I need to lie down. :dead:

[chatty]

Well I put swagger down as a main eventer because anytime he's been in the main event he has been pretty damn poor. Some of it wasn't his fault but still, his run up there was pretty dire. This time has been better but its hard to say where he goes from here, he could easily be dumped back in the lower mid-card come post Mania for his idiocy and that would likely kill his gimmick off and again his main event time would be dire.

If he does well then I would take him off but for now he stays. The others of your list that I put down (the Godwins, Patriot, Spirit Squad) were just horrendous gimmicks that were never really going to go far thus their inclusion.

[chatty]

It's like Barry Darsow, under the Smash gimmick with Demolition I thought he was great and would get on my (and did get on) my perfect roster but under the Repo man gimmick he just didn't cut it and thus ends up on this.

I don't think its unfair to separate the same person if their gimmicks were used as a completely different entity.

I could see Mr. America on there as a terrible gimmick but tbf it was always going to end up as just a piece of the story linked with using the Hogan gimmick had the story finished as I presume it was meant to.

[JP]

Spirit Squad is one of the best gimmicks the wwe have ever come up with, it was simply brilliant.

Del Wilkes was fine too, nothing amazing but very solid.

[chatty]

Plus the main event ones is pretty hard - theres a few stand outs but after that it gets pretty tough to narrow them down. You end up picking guys that weren't good main eventers but were decent mid-carders.

[MMH]

He's boring. Even worse, he's a huge prick.

He was "really very good" at getting dropped on his head by Brock Lesnar. Trying to haze someone in the ring on a televised broadcast is bushleague. He should have been fired for that.

I used to think that, the prick part anyway. After watching a few shoot interviews and stuff he seems a decent bloke just a bit of a nark.

[Jacknife]

Damn you people putting Sid down. Sid rules. Swagger too. I'll let you keep Snitsky even though he was cool as fuck.

[chatty]

Damn you people putting Sid down. Sid rules. Swagger too. I'll let you keep Snitsky even though he was cool as fuck.

Sid was one of my last picks, just couldn't think of no one else (although theres probably at least one glaringly obvious exception). Swagger just had a shit run as a main eventer, his place is deserved thus far imo.

[Beer-Belly]

I used to think that, the prick part anyway. After watching a few shoot interviews and stuff he seems a decent bloke just a bit of a nark.
He's a twat. He beat the shit out of that Tough Enough guy "to teach him a lesson". Absurd. He took advantage of a kid by catching him off guard in a situation where he had no choice but to take it. It's a shame that Brock didn't pick that buck-toothed cocksucker up and drop him again.

[MMH]

He's a twat. He beat the shit out of that Tough Enough guy "to teach him a lesson". Absurd. He took advantage of a kid by catching him off guard in a situation where he had no choice but to take it. It's a shame that Brock didn't pick that buck-toothed cocksucker up and drop him again.

Well maybe. Doesnt make him a bad wrestler though.

[Beer-Belly]

He wasn't awful, but he certainly didn't have enough talent to justify being such a tumbling, tumbling dick weed.

[Tainted Eclipse]

all reports indicate holly was a cock but he could be very good in the ring. obviously holly wasn't a guy getting booked in showcase 'workrate' type matches to show it off, but he had plenty of good matches on the lesser shows and a nice run on smackdown around 2005 or so. had a mini series of 2 matches with stevie richards on velocity that were awesome and that they both looked great in.

other awesome people cropping up on lists: chavo, goldberg, swagger. man what a turn on swagger the net has taken. yeah he doesnt belong in the world title match at mania, but hes still a good wrestler, and was flat out great in 09.

[Cewsh]

Chavo has been absolutely fucking terrible since Eddie died.

[chatty]

all reports indicate holly was a cock but he could be very good in the ring. obviously holly wasn't a guy getting booked in showcase 'workrate' type matches to show it off, but he had plenty of good matches on the lesser shows and a nice run on smackdown around 2005 or so. had a mini series of 2 matches with stevie richards on velocity that were awesome and that they both looked great in.

other awesome people cropping up on lists: chavo, goldberg, swagger. man what a turn on swagger the net has taken. yeah he doesnt belong in the world title match at mania, but hes still a good wrestler, and was flat out great in 09.

As I said earlier, most people have Swagger in as the main eventer in which to date his world title run was one of the worst of all time and then he's had 1-2 months with this feud which has sort of fizzled down and he'll prob get flung back to the midcard afterwards

[Jacknife]

What was the reason that Swagger wasn't fired for the DUI?

[MMH]

10 Main eventers

Giant Gonzalez
Mr. T
King Mabel
Sid
The Great Khali
Ahmed Johnson
Zeus
....

20 Mid carders

Boris Zhukov
Uncle Elmer
Jimmy Jack Funk
Corperal Kirschner
Outback Jack

Ted Arcidi
David Sammartino
Virgil
Nathan Jones
Sylvain Grenier

Doink the Clown (Non awesome version)
Brakus
Fake Razor
Braden Walker
Manu

Mason Ryan
Mo
Saba Simba
George Wells
Giant Silva

10 tag teams

Heindenreich and Animal
The Bushwhackers
The New Midnight Express
The Gymini
The Dicks
Well Dunn
The Truth Commission (Even though I liked them)

7 women

Kelly Kelly
Jackie Gayda
Nicole Bass
Debra McMichael
The Kat
B.B
Rosa Mendes

8 managers

Jose Lothario
Frenchy Martin
Harvey Wippleman
Sapphire
Mrs Cleavage
Paul Ellering/Rocco
Shaniqua
Coach

1 gm

Annonymous GM

[chatty]

I would have put Gonzalez in mine but was he ever really a main eventer. I know he went up against Taker at Mania but I always looked at that match as a mid-card match.

[stylepoints]

Goddamn, MMH. This is the best list ever compiled for anything. Couldn't fit Jerry Blackwell in there though?

[Tainted Eclipse]

Chavo has been absolutely fucking terrible since Eddie died.

he had a number of good performances throughout 2007 and 2008. and a 2008 motyc.

[Cewsh]

What match are you referring to as a MOTYC?

And for the record, that was 5 years ago. He's done plenty since then to deserve a spot here.

[Tainted Eclipse]

vs. evan bourne on ecw.

i dont think i've seen any of chavo since then so i guess i'll take your word for it, but when was the last time he was on wwe tv? has he ever really been actively bad? yeah he was booked awfully and involved in ridiculously bad angles for some time but that hardly reflects on him. i mean i guess it depends how you're looking at the meaning of the thread, who was worse at their particular worst regardless of how good they were otherwise(since, for another example, jerry blackwell was fucking awesome)? hell, ric flair might deserve to get on lists by that criterion.

[Cewsh]

Well if nothing else, Chavo is currently the worst member of the TNA roster, which is a pretty severe statement.

I'm probably being too harsh on him for his WWE run, in fairness. He hung around the "below average" range for nearly all of his run there, until Rey or Eddie propped him up.

[Kev]

Some of the names people are putting down, for the love of everything Holy, no!

...

I need to lie down. :dead:

Aye, the nerve of some people having an opinion on who's entertaining and who isn't..

[TimeSplitter]

Main Eventers:
Bob Holly
Zeus
Vladmir Kozlov
Umaga
Mabel
David Arquette
Jeff Jarrett
Vince Russo
Jay Leno

Mid Carders:
Eric Escobar
Tyler Reks (surfer gimmick)
Heidenreich
The Mountie
Nailz
The Beserker
Xanta Claus
Max Moon
The Yeti
Battle Kat
KISS Demon
Mordecai
Kizarny
Jesus
Fandango
David Otunga
Jackson Andrews
Mike Awesome
Comacho
Marc Mero

Tag Teams:
Misfits in Action
The LWO (WWE version)
Spirit Squad (any combination)
The Full Blooded Italians (WWE version)
Luther Reigns/Mark Jindrak
The Bellydonnas
Kenzo Suzuki/Rene Dupree
The Godwins
High Energy
The Ding Dongs

Women:
Tamina Snuka
Debra
Tori
Aksana
ODB
Brook Hogan
Sharmell

Managers:
Oliver Humperdink
Paul Ellering
Arnold Skaaland
Sony Onoo
Nicole Bass
The Genius
Sapphire
Moma Benjamin

GM/Authority Figure:
Tiffany

[JP]

Aye, the nerve of some people having an opinion on who's entertaining and who isn't..

:lol:

Calm down Flower, you're allowed your incorrect opinion. ;)

[Kev]

Heh, I'll just let let go of this office stress ball then... :p

Seriously though, everyone in my list have been people that I've found change-channel/skip-to-next-time-sequence-in-file level boring or they wouldn't have been there. There's a very vocal bunch that post their love for Big Mark Henry, and while he's a beast, he's had some absolutely dreadful moments in his career. Hence why they're there on my list.

[mth]

Umaga, TimeSplitter? UMAGA?!

[Bluegunn]

check out dudes with bob holly on their worst roster. he was really very good.

Holly was great, but to make him a main eventer is odd is the reason I put him on my list. He would have been a great ECW main eventer though.

[Bluegunn]

I think High Energy was a fine team. Silly gimmick but a great team. Of course I liked them ever since they used to team before Owen lost the mask too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSYJcxhXM-o

[Bluegunn]

TimeSplitter you talking about Jesus Castillo from Los Boricuas or Aaron Aguilera

[Bluegunn]

This is actually a decent roster
Can you imagine if WWE ever teamed up Adam Bomb and Crush? They would have been a great team back in the 90s
When Brotus Clay turns heel he is actually quite good.
Yoshi Tatsu is a great wrestler
Sting, Hall, and Nash, and HHH are great main eventers.
I think Tamina is a good wrestler too

The Main Eventers

Buff Bagwell
The Great Khali
Vladmir Kozlov
The Miz
Viscera
Sting
Jack Swagger
Scott Hall
Kevin Nash
HHH

The Mid-Card

Yoshi Tatsu
Rodney Mack
Spike Dudley
Chavo Guerrero
Brodus Clay
Kurrgan
JTG
Shad Gaspard (together were quite entertaining, separately I'd rather pour turpentine on my eyes for three days straight)
Matt Morgan
David Hart Smith
Eric Escobar
David Otunga
Jinder Mahal
Albert/Tensai/A-Train
Mordecai
Charlie Haas
Bobby Lashley
Rosey
Ezekiel Jackson
Bull Buchanan

Women

Terri
Tori
Luna
Tiffany
Miss Kitty
Kaitlyn
Tamina Snuka

Tag-Teams

The HeartThrobs
The Dicks
The Gymini
Deuce 'n Domino
Kronik
Dupree & Suzuki
Tensai & Brodus
Viscera & Naked Mideon
Eugene & Hornswaggle (never happened, but just imagine...)
Heidenreich & Road Warrior Animal

Managers

Teddy Long
Queen Sharmell
Bob Backlund
Momma Benjamin
Cherry
Natalya
Serena

GM

As much as I'd like to say Mike Adamle, Teddy Long is so much worse than anyone else...

And as announcers, Lawler and Striker would be my pick. Or Lawler and Cole...