JRSlim21
March 9th, 2013, 7:11 PM
I didn't know what section to put this in so I decided to put this in here.
I've been constantly playing TEW 2010 since it's come out. It has convinced me that I suck as a booker because I can never get my promotion over. It either regresses or stays in the same spot the entire time. Now due to some attempted game fixing (and failure at such) I started a modern day scenario beginning in August of 2012. The catalyst of this thread is due to the fact that ever since someone posted in the WRP thread, it made me think back to my game because WRP is still in business. With their Internet deal, they are the #3 promotion in the world (more on that later). I decided to start this diary if you will in an attempt to show how batshit insane the wrestling world has become in August of 2020. A couple of notes before I get started:
[*=center]I have created myself and several of my friends in the game world, emanating from our own dojo
[*=center]My career arc has taken me to the Urban Wrestling Federation (remember that?) to fixing the game to becoming the booker of SHIMMER (having the owner released by changing his contract) to doing the same to book Ring of Honor and now making my own promotion, North Star Wrestling, coming to you from Canada
[*=center]All those who wanna curse me out for all of this, remember a) it's a game and b) I have no problem admitting I suck at it.
Got it? Great. For this, I'm simply state the top promotions and their champs.
#1 Promotion is....
Impact Wrestling.
Currently, the champion is myself [disclaimer: I have never, ever, taken control of Impact Wrestling or any of the top promotions on this list]. Want someone to blame, his name is Gabe Sapolsky. Gabe became the booker when my game fixing went awry to fix the contracts of Eric Bischoff (TNA Booker) and Michael Hayes (WWE Booker). When Impact Wrestling went global, they attempted to steal every standout independent talent and actually make them look viable along with stealing the world's top stars when available. With respect to WCW, Impact Wrestling now boasts the most star studded group of talent in wrestling history. In August 2012, Austin Aries was champ. The road to JR Slim led to following World Champion reigns:
James Storm
Kazarian
Dos Caras, Jr.
Samoa Joe
Bobby Roode
Jake Hager
John Hennigan
CM Punk
Rey Mysterio
Current Champions:
X-Division: Gunner. Yes, that Gunner. Gunner has become a certifiable star in the world leading to his only title reign while in the company. Former champs include Kenny King (who won it off of Zema Ion) and Rey Mysterio
TV Title: Sheamus O'Shaunessy. Dixie Carter has a bankroll that would make Ted Turner jealous. Former champs include Shelton Benjamin, Garrett Bischoff, Magnus and Bully Ray.
Knockouts: Rosita. Somehow this division is only ehhh, which is the case when Rosita is a 4 time champion. She has won the belt off of Sarita, ODB (record holder at 6), Miss Tessmacher, and Taeler Hendrix. Also of note, Hendrix won the belt off of Beth Phoenix, her Knockouts Tag Title partner. I'll leave the coverage of those belts at that.
Tag Team Titles: "The Sultans of Slam" Shelton Benjamin and Alex Shelley. Probably the most consistent thing they've had over the course of the game. TNA brought the reunion of Jay Lethal & Sonjay Dutt (who held the belts for 3 years) as well as given us the reunion of the Machine Guns (temporarily) and brought together a main event tag team of Mr. Anderson and Zema Ion. Also, for a brief period we had the return of the Hardyz into the tag ranks.
Next up, our #2 promotion in the world...
Cewsh's Nightmare, aka WWE
Stephanie McMahon now runs the company. In a hilarious move, Trips was the booker was booted for Michael Hayes. After some fixing, they decided they need a real booker capable of promoting the #2 company in the world. Who better than the return of Eric Bischoff? Bischoff and Steph retained several legends such as the Rock, Brock Lesnar and Stone Cold but their lack of new stars has caused TNA to jump over them. Also, the brand split is fully in place and has given us a shocking turn of events. Your WWE and World Champions.... Bubba Ray Dudley and Brodus Clay, respectively. Yes, the #1 & 2 guys in the company. Punk and Sheamus were champs at the game's beginning & to Punk's credit he really has been the best in the world retaining the belt until (before) Wrestlemania XXXII (not a typo) to John Cena. After him was the Miz, Zack Ryder (!!!), and Kassius Ohno before the Dudley grabbed the belt. Smackdown's lineage is also a bit wild. Big Show held the belt until Sheamus & John Cena traded the belt for 3 years (twice) until Orton grabbed it, then Big Show won and lost it to Seth fuckin Rollins. Not much else to say here except another indy raid came from the E.
Intercontinental Champion: Joe Hennig. Yea, that's right. They dropped him and scooped him back up under his real name. I can't even begin to say all the names that have won the prestigious belt but the highlights go as far as Bo Dallas, Justin Gabriel, Titus O'Neil, Alex Riley, Sin Cara, Antonio Cesaro, Dawson Alexander (Otunga), Jimmy Uso and Primo.
United States Champion: JOHNNY!!! Jeter.... yep. Former winners include Trent Baretta, Seth Rollins (2x), Jey Uso, Tensai, Eddie Edwards and Christopher Daniels (yes, he's still fighting).
Divas Champion: Raquel Diaz. Eddie & Vickie's girl is a 6 time champion. For you NXT geeks like myself, pay attention to the show because the belt has been dominated by her and Charlotte, a 5x champ. Audrey Marie also won it twice and a comeback title reign for Melina.
Tag Division: Hennig and Alexander. Pays to have the big names like you. Hennig is dual wielding champion. Also, this is the closest thing to real life, as WWE had developed countless teams like the Usos, PTPs, 3MB, Kidd/Gabriel... never had a title reign. Who got it instead? Eric Escobar and Primo, Ted DiBiase and Eddie Edwards and everyone get ready for Team Maestro in 2014: Brodus Clay and Tensai.
#3 is a dead dream:
The Wrestling Retribution Project
WRP is powered by a monthly big event and a weekly event show all shown on the Internet. Apparently it doesn't pay too much because they only have 1 title. Which is quite comical because those who paid attention when the project actually had a shot at being finalized, there was a heavy devotion to tag teams, and considering at several points they've had Steenerico, the Briscoes, and the Dark City Fight Club, they didn't even think to make a tag belt. Whatever. F you Jeff Katz. F your booker Lance Storm. Their lineage of champions include:
Concrete (Chris Masters, currently back in the E).
Lord of War (MVP, currently in TNA).
Paul Burchill
Davey Richards
Charlie Haas
Jimmy Jacobs
Joe Hennig
Teddy Hart
Matt Sydal (also back in the E).
Tommy Lee Ridgeway (Adam Pearce)
Screw it. Moving along.
I was gonna stop there but it's only fair to name the biggest promotion in Japan, which is ranked at #4. It's a National sized promotion and has the most popular stars in the country. Of course I'm talking about:
PRO WRESTLING WAVE?!
For the uninitiated, I have decided to copy & paste the scenario's description of this promotion:
Pro Wrestling Wave is a women's pro wrestling, or Joshi Puroresu, promotion created in 2007 after the dissolution and closure of JDStar. The company was formed by Mikiko Futagami, or GAMI, former JDStar wrestler Yumi Ohka, and former JDStar booker Tatsuya Takeshi, who assumed the role of President for the new company. The company has had a very slow growth and grassroots rise, and is one of the few women's promotions in Japan to do shows on weekdays.
2010 was the biggest year for Wave, which saw them run Tokyo's Korakuen Hall for the first time, along with their first television broadcast by Samurai! TV, which was also a first. Prior to the show, WAVE's shows were (and still are) primarily sold as DVDs.
That's right. A Joshi promotion is #1 in Japan and #4 in the world. You know what else is crazy? Oz is #3 in Japan and is also National. Which means Tanahashi, Nakamura, et al, are being shown up by a bunch of girls. (FYI, All Japan is 2 in the world & 6 in Japan, and NJPW is 4 & 8). I'm not even gonna pretend like I know Japanese females a lot so I'll just go into the champs:
WAVE Championship: Mio Shirai. Currently 33 years in old in game time. 29% of the way toward the Hall of Immortals. Wrestling either in WAVE or Oz is the only way a woman is gonna make it there. Sorry SHIMMER (#24 in the world). There are only 3 names that ring a bell to me here who have held the belt: Ayoko Hamada, Syuri (14% a Hall of Famer), and Britani Knight (Paige from NXT, 59% a Hall of Famer).
WAVE Tag Team: Yoshiko and Yoko Bito. Veronica Vice is the only gaijin to hold this belt.
WLW World Young Women's Tag Team: Veronika Vice and Tsukushi. Since the title is American based, it makes sense that several foreigners have co-held the belt. They include Jacqueline Moore, April Hunter (the bar has been set low so far), Portia Perez, Jetta, Courtney Rush, and MsChif. MsChif and Vice are the only pure gajin team to win the belts.
And there's your fantastic 4, but to round this off, I'll break down the rest of the top 10 promotions by the champs.
#5: Dragon Gate USA. Open the Freedom Gate: 3 time champ Matt Jackson
#6: All Japan Pro Wrestling. AJPW Triple Crown and Champion's Carnival winner: Ricky Marvin
#7: Oz Academy, aka Gaijin Heaven (1/2 of the roster comes from around the world). Openweight Champion: Serena Deeb
#8: New Japan Pro Wrestling. Reigning G1 Climax: KENTA. IWGP Heavyweight Champion: Satoshi Kojima (only 49).
#9: Dragon Gate. Open the Dream Gate: 4 time champion CIMA.
#10: JWP Entertain Project (seriously?!). Openweight Champion: Sendai Sachiko (sidenote: all 3 of the joshi promotions have been #1 in Japan at some point).
And some highlighted promotions:
American Wrestling Association (yep, they're back). AWA World Heavyweight Champion: Jigsaw
AAA. AAA World Heavyweight Champion: 2 time champion Super Crazy.
CHIKARA. Grand Champion: Ice Cream, Jr.
National Wrestling Alliance. World Heavyweight Champion: Shannon Moore.
North Star Wrestling. Our title is vacant but the tournamernt finals to crown a new champ is between Michael Facade and TJ Wilson.
NXT. NXT Champion: Michael Hutter.
Ohio Valley Wrestling. OWV International Champion: Ricky (Ortiz) Young.
Pro Wrestling Guerilla. PWG World Heavyweight Champion: B-Boy.
NOAH. GHC Heavyweight Champion: B-Boy, who took it off of a retiring D-Von
Ring of Honor. ROH World Heavyweight Champion: Michael Elgin
SHIMMER. Champion: 2 time champion Athena (the amount of divas that have gone to SHIMMER is insane. And I do mean divas).
And there we go. How insane would people be now if this was the way of the world?
I've been constantly playing TEW 2010 since it's come out. It has convinced me that I suck as a booker because I can never get my promotion over. It either regresses or stays in the same spot the entire time. Now due to some attempted game fixing (and failure at such) I started a modern day scenario beginning in August of 2012. The catalyst of this thread is due to the fact that ever since someone posted in the WRP thread, it made me think back to my game because WRP is still in business. With their Internet deal, they are the #3 promotion in the world (more on that later). I decided to start this diary if you will in an attempt to show how batshit insane the wrestling world has become in August of 2020. A couple of notes before I get started:
[*=center]I have created myself and several of my friends in the game world, emanating from our own dojo
[*=center]My career arc has taken me to the Urban Wrestling Federation (remember that?) to fixing the game to becoming the booker of SHIMMER (having the owner released by changing his contract) to doing the same to book Ring of Honor and now making my own promotion, North Star Wrestling, coming to you from Canada
[*=center]All those who wanna curse me out for all of this, remember a) it's a game and b) I have no problem admitting I suck at it.
Got it? Great. For this, I'm simply state the top promotions and their champs.
#1 Promotion is....
Impact Wrestling.
Currently, the champion is myself [disclaimer: I have never, ever, taken control of Impact Wrestling or any of the top promotions on this list]. Want someone to blame, his name is Gabe Sapolsky. Gabe became the booker when my game fixing went awry to fix the contracts of Eric Bischoff (TNA Booker) and Michael Hayes (WWE Booker). When Impact Wrestling went global, they attempted to steal every standout independent talent and actually make them look viable along with stealing the world's top stars when available. With respect to WCW, Impact Wrestling now boasts the most star studded group of talent in wrestling history. In August 2012, Austin Aries was champ. The road to JR Slim led to following World Champion reigns:
James Storm
Kazarian
Dos Caras, Jr.
Samoa Joe
Bobby Roode
Jake Hager
John Hennigan
CM Punk
Rey Mysterio
Current Champions:
X-Division: Gunner. Yes, that Gunner. Gunner has become a certifiable star in the world leading to his only title reign while in the company. Former champs include Kenny King (who won it off of Zema Ion) and Rey Mysterio
TV Title: Sheamus O'Shaunessy. Dixie Carter has a bankroll that would make Ted Turner jealous. Former champs include Shelton Benjamin, Garrett Bischoff, Magnus and Bully Ray.
Knockouts: Rosita. Somehow this division is only ehhh, which is the case when Rosita is a 4 time champion. She has won the belt off of Sarita, ODB (record holder at 6), Miss Tessmacher, and Taeler Hendrix. Also of note, Hendrix won the belt off of Beth Phoenix, her Knockouts Tag Title partner. I'll leave the coverage of those belts at that.
Tag Team Titles: "The Sultans of Slam" Shelton Benjamin and Alex Shelley. Probably the most consistent thing they've had over the course of the game. TNA brought the reunion of Jay Lethal & Sonjay Dutt (who held the belts for 3 years) as well as given us the reunion of the Machine Guns (temporarily) and brought together a main event tag team of Mr. Anderson and Zema Ion. Also, for a brief period we had the return of the Hardyz into the tag ranks.
Next up, our #2 promotion in the world...
Cewsh's Nightmare, aka WWE
Stephanie McMahon now runs the company. In a hilarious move, Trips was the booker was booted for Michael Hayes. After some fixing, they decided they need a real booker capable of promoting the #2 company in the world. Who better than the return of Eric Bischoff? Bischoff and Steph retained several legends such as the Rock, Brock Lesnar and Stone Cold but their lack of new stars has caused TNA to jump over them. Also, the brand split is fully in place and has given us a shocking turn of events. Your WWE and World Champions.... Bubba Ray Dudley and Brodus Clay, respectively. Yes, the #1 & 2 guys in the company. Punk and Sheamus were champs at the game's beginning & to Punk's credit he really has been the best in the world retaining the belt until (before) Wrestlemania XXXII (not a typo) to John Cena. After him was the Miz, Zack Ryder (!!!), and Kassius Ohno before the Dudley grabbed the belt. Smackdown's lineage is also a bit wild. Big Show held the belt until Sheamus & John Cena traded the belt for 3 years (twice) until Orton grabbed it, then Big Show won and lost it to Seth fuckin Rollins. Not much else to say here except another indy raid came from the E.
Intercontinental Champion: Joe Hennig. Yea, that's right. They dropped him and scooped him back up under his real name. I can't even begin to say all the names that have won the prestigious belt but the highlights go as far as Bo Dallas, Justin Gabriel, Titus O'Neil, Alex Riley, Sin Cara, Antonio Cesaro, Dawson Alexander (Otunga), Jimmy Uso and Primo.
United States Champion: JOHNNY!!! Jeter.... yep. Former winners include Trent Baretta, Seth Rollins (2x), Jey Uso, Tensai, Eddie Edwards and Christopher Daniels (yes, he's still fighting).
Divas Champion: Raquel Diaz. Eddie & Vickie's girl is a 6 time champion. For you NXT geeks like myself, pay attention to the show because the belt has been dominated by her and Charlotte, a 5x champ. Audrey Marie also won it twice and a comeback title reign for Melina.
Tag Division: Hennig and Alexander. Pays to have the big names like you. Hennig is dual wielding champion. Also, this is the closest thing to real life, as WWE had developed countless teams like the Usos, PTPs, 3MB, Kidd/Gabriel... never had a title reign. Who got it instead? Eric Escobar and Primo, Ted DiBiase and Eddie Edwards and everyone get ready for Team Maestro in 2014: Brodus Clay and Tensai.
#3 is a dead dream:
The Wrestling Retribution Project
WRP is powered by a monthly big event and a weekly event show all shown on the Internet. Apparently it doesn't pay too much because they only have 1 title. Which is quite comical because those who paid attention when the project actually had a shot at being finalized, there was a heavy devotion to tag teams, and considering at several points they've had Steenerico, the Briscoes, and the Dark City Fight Club, they didn't even think to make a tag belt. Whatever. F you Jeff Katz. F your booker Lance Storm. Their lineage of champions include:
Concrete (Chris Masters, currently back in the E).
Lord of War (MVP, currently in TNA).
Paul Burchill
Davey Richards
Charlie Haas
Jimmy Jacobs
Joe Hennig
Teddy Hart
Matt Sydal (also back in the E).
Tommy Lee Ridgeway (Adam Pearce)
Screw it. Moving along.
I was gonna stop there but it's only fair to name the biggest promotion in Japan, which is ranked at #4. It's a National sized promotion and has the most popular stars in the country. Of course I'm talking about:
PRO WRESTLING WAVE?!
For the uninitiated, I have decided to copy & paste the scenario's description of this promotion:
Pro Wrestling Wave is a women's pro wrestling, or Joshi Puroresu, promotion created in 2007 after the dissolution and closure of JDStar. The company was formed by Mikiko Futagami, or GAMI, former JDStar wrestler Yumi Ohka, and former JDStar booker Tatsuya Takeshi, who assumed the role of President for the new company. The company has had a very slow growth and grassroots rise, and is one of the few women's promotions in Japan to do shows on weekdays.
2010 was the biggest year for Wave, which saw them run Tokyo's Korakuen Hall for the first time, along with their first television broadcast by Samurai! TV, which was also a first. Prior to the show, WAVE's shows were (and still are) primarily sold as DVDs.
That's right. A Joshi promotion is #1 in Japan and #4 in the world. You know what else is crazy? Oz is #3 in Japan and is also National. Which means Tanahashi, Nakamura, et al, are being shown up by a bunch of girls. (FYI, All Japan is 2 in the world & 6 in Japan, and NJPW is 4 & 8). I'm not even gonna pretend like I know Japanese females a lot so I'll just go into the champs:
WAVE Championship: Mio Shirai. Currently 33 years in old in game time. 29% of the way toward the Hall of Immortals. Wrestling either in WAVE or Oz is the only way a woman is gonna make it there. Sorry SHIMMER (#24 in the world). There are only 3 names that ring a bell to me here who have held the belt: Ayoko Hamada, Syuri (14% a Hall of Famer), and Britani Knight (Paige from NXT, 59% a Hall of Famer).
WAVE Tag Team: Yoshiko and Yoko Bito. Veronica Vice is the only gaijin to hold this belt.
WLW World Young Women's Tag Team: Veronika Vice and Tsukushi. Since the title is American based, it makes sense that several foreigners have co-held the belt. They include Jacqueline Moore, April Hunter (the bar has been set low so far), Portia Perez, Jetta, Courtney Rush, and MsChif. MsChif and Vice are the only pure gajin team to win the belts.
And there's your fantastic 4, but to round this off, I'll break down the rest of the top 10 promotions by the champs.
#5: Dragon Gate USA. Open the Freedom Gate: 3 time champ Matt Jackson
#6: All Japan Pro Wrestling. AJPW Triple Crown and Champion's Carnival winner: Ricky Marvin
#7: Oz Academy, aka Gaijin Heaven (1/2 of the roster comes from around the world). Openweight Champion: Serena Deeb
#8: New Japan Pro Wrestling. Reigning G1 Climax: KENTA. IWGP Heavyweight Champion: Satoshi Kojima (only 49).
#9: Dragon Gate. Open the Dream Gate: 4 time champion CIMA.
#10: JWP Entertain Project (seriously?!). Openweight Champion: Sendai Sachiko (sidenote: all 3 of the joshi promotions have been #1 in Japan at some point).
And some highlighted promotions:
American Wrestling Association (yep, they're back). AWA World Heavyweight Champion: Jigsaw
AAA. AAA World Heavyweight Champion: 2 time champion Super Crazy.
CHIKARA. Grand Champion: Ice Cream, Jr.
National Wrestling Alliance. World Heavyweight Champion: Shannon Moore.
North Star Wrestling. Our title is vacant but the tournamernt finals to crown a new champ is between Michael Facade and TJ Wilson.
NXT. NXT Champion: Michael Hutter.
Ohio Valley Wrestling. OWV International Champion: Ricky (Ortiz) Young.
Pro Wrestling Guerilla. PWG World Heavyweight Champion: B-Boy.
NOAH. GHC Heavyweight Champion: B-Boy, who took it off of a retiring D-Von
Ring of Honor. ROH World Heavyweight Champion: Michael Elgin
SHIMMER. Champion: 2 time champion Athena (the amount of divas that have gone to SHIMMER is insane. And I do mean divas).
And there we go. How insane would people be now if this was the way of the world?