Soc(cer)busters

[Simon]

Just a bit of fun, we used to do these ages ago. I'll do three to start off, anyone who gets one of them can then set their own :D

"This bloke's agreed to put a stop to it."

"The lad from Newcastle has had enough."

"Nod it home, and we'll pour some crap champers over one of your joints!"

[The Rosk]

Neymar is No.2.

Ederson Cavani is No.3.

[turdpower]

I assume number 2 is either Jordi Alba or Jordi Gomez, but I have no idea how that works.

EDIT: That'll be why.

[The Rosk]

Q: Old pig, French pig.

[Alf]

Gamon Porc

[turdpower]

Is 1 Neymar? They both could be Neymar.

[Simon]

The Rosk got two of them, the first one was Grant Holt :cool: HOLT/HALT

[turdpower]

The man with no shins said yes to a snake.

[Simon]

First word is Tony...

[BBF]

Adams

[The Rosk]

Yeboah.

[The Rosk]

The Jamaican fella ordered Big Langston (back when he wasn't as big) to paint white lines for bicycles on the road.

[Lagom]

Do-It-Mon Cyclepath.

[turdpower]

SOMETHING - E SOMETHING

:happysad:

[turdpower]

Q: Old pig, French pig.

Frank De Boer?

[The Rosk]

no.

[MMH]

Q: Old pig, French pig.

Graham Le Saux!

Grey-Ham-Le-Sow (or Sus I suppose works too)?

[The Rosk]

yes.

[The Rosk]

A casserole painting tears a lower league murderer.

[Lagom]

Stuart Ripley?

[turdpower]

Proper KP Style:

The girl in a wonderland with the nancy detective and the lad from "Only fools..." went down a river with their friends.

[MMH]

Proper KP Style:

The girl in a wonderland with the nancy detective and the lad from "Only fools..." went down a river with their friends.

AIessandro Del Piero?

[Lagom]

Also, masturbation stops the horse, and the automobile isn't second hand.

[MMH]

Also, masturbation stops the horse, and the automobile isn't second hand.

Nwankwo Kanu

Wank-woah-car-new

[Lagom]

Correct sir.

[turdpower]

AIessandro Del Piero?

Yes.

[MMH]

Ill try one.

A ginger afterlife for sinning northern parents.

[turdpower]

That menace had 2/3's of a gay quarter pounder.

[Lagom]

Dennis Bergkamp

[The Rosk]

Ill try one.

A ginger afterlife for sinning northern parents.

:lol:

Mikel Arteta? I don't know the parents bit... and don't think John Obi works...

[The Rosk]

I've got two:

1) Really really really really fucking shit RFF manager who shouldn't run his mouth in front of superior RFF managers and is deservedly getting nothing for his dogshit exploits in RFF.

2) Really really really really fucking shit RFF manager who would be relegated if it were not for a cheat player and whose squad is unbelievably shit and I am pretty sure he is slightly retarded and will die of heart failure in the next five years... Christmas song.

[MMH]

:lol:

Mikel Arteta? I don't know the parents bit... and don't think John Obi works...

Mik-Hell is correct.

[MMH]

I've got two:

1) Really really really really fucking shit RFF manager who shouldn't run his mouth in front of superior RFF managers and is deservedly getting nothing for his dogshit exploits in RFF.

2) Really really really really fucking shit RFF manager who would be relegated if it were not for a cheat player and whose squad is unbelievably shit and I am pretty sure he is slightly retarded and will die of heart failure in the next five years... Christmas song.

2 is obviously Andy.

As for number one im not answering incase its me!

[The Rosk]

Oh yeah those famous footballers called "Andy" and "MMH". Good one dickhead.

[turdpower]

The Jamaican yolk got engaged to a kebab.

[Jay]

Diego Maradona :D

[Jay]

"This energy company is never wrong."

"That religious fella is happy."

[Grimario]

.

[Andy]

Ian Wright

[turdpower]

"This energy company is never wrong."

"That religious fella is happy."

Victor Moses?

[Grimario]

A thousand leg bones give the orange egg an orgasm.

[Slare]

Grandshin Yolkcum

[Simon]

Centishin Gingovajizz

[Bad Collin]

That is the greatest clue ever Grim.

Milifemur Satsuovumclimax?

He plays for Gillingham.

[Simon]

I assume it's Shinji Ono (Shin, G = Grand, O = Orgasm)...but fucked if I know how the orange egg means "no".

[Simon]

hahaha I said buttfucked

[The Rosk]

Shinji Okazaki lads.

[Simon]

Show your working!

[The Rosk]

Yoke-a-sucky. Done.

[Grimario]

I assume it's Shinji Ono (Shin, G = Grand, O = Orgasm)...but fucked if I know how the orange egg means "no".

Orange egg = yolk
Orgasm = "o"
Yoko = Ono

[The Rosk]

That is beyond Pilkington.

[Grimario]

The electronic imperial march to unlock the red nosed reindeer.

[Grimario]

Bump :irked:


Also, what does this mean?


That is beyond Pilkington.

Having only very recently been introduced to Karl Pilkington (who I assume this is a reference to), I have no idea.

[wardy]

Your clues were even more ridiculous than his. I think.