Top Gear

[turdpower]

Back on tonight.

I assume most of you will be watching. :yes:

[eldanielfire]

Oh yes!

Thanks for the heads up on it :yesyes:

[The Masked Jobber]

Yay!

Come on the Hamster

[Bad Collin]

Can't wait for this. :hyper:

[The Masked Jobber]

VADER TIME

[Bad Collin]

8pm I believe

[The Masked Jobber]

Thats what I said :shifty:

[Hobbit]

Jamie Oliver's the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car ffs.

Still can't wait for the show thoughhhhhh

[I steal cable]

i want to have sexy sex with hamster.

i wouldn't mind have sexy sex with richard hammond as well.

[Excel]

i want to have sexy sex with hamster.

i wouldn't mind have sexy sex with richard hammond as well.

I see a bloke who is his double every morning when i goto work. Want me to give him your number?

[I steal cable]

hell yeah.

atm, I go for any bloke that is single and has a pulse :yes:

[Excel]

Well I'm single. but after spending most of the weekend in bed it's doubtful I have a pulse

[I steal cable]

I've spent most my weekend drinking myself half blind so I probably wouldn't notice if you had a pulse or not :yes:

[Excel]

Well lets go babe!!

[Excel]

Stood up again it seems

[I steal cable]

sorry, just crying over Prof Nutty.

The comedian were dissing him cause he was fat.

That just ain't right.

[Excel]

He gets his own back. Dont worry

So how about it then? I felt a beat in my wrist about 5 mins ago

[I steal cable]

fuck it, lets go for it.

I can't remember the last time I had any standards.

[Excel]

Me neither as it happens

But what a mean thing to say. You have no idea what I look like.

[I steal cable]

You post on a wrestling message board.

Haven't you posted a pic yet?

Too scared?

[Bad Collin]

Make sure you take precautions...imagine an asylum baby. :panic:

[Excel]

You post on a wrestling message board.

Haven't you posted a pic yet?

Too scared?

True enough about the message board.

And I haven't posted a pic. Yes I'm a little scared about it.

I have no comeback to this. So it's lucky you dont have standards. Just name the time and place.

[I steal cable]

Come to St Albans anytime.

If on a weekday, is has to before 9pm.

By the looks of your location though, you may have trouble getting here.

[Excel]

You kidding? I love to travel.

I went to Manchester once

You providing the booze?

[I steal cable]

Unlyucky m8, I once went there to visit my friend in uni. Cheap bars and stuff, but still shite.

Well, I'm gonna go ready to go watch Top Gear.

I wouldn't say no to The Stig either.

[Excel]

Yeah Manchester is shit for drinking.

Still the sex I had there was good.

[Bad Collin]

Yay, big car accident.

[MACE]

Manchester's shit for drinking?? :confused:

What a load of bollocks.

[Excel]

It is, all the bars and pubs are situated so far apart.

And some horny old woman came onto me in Canal Street.


Atleast I think it was a woman

[MACE]

It is, all the bars and pubs are situated so far apart.

And some horny old woman came onto me in Canal Street.


At least I think it was a woman

Nowt wrong with horny old women mate. :yes:

[da_man]

Its coming on now.

[StevieV]

Amazing.

"i don't want to roll" :lol:

[Nicky]

Unbelievable :yes:

[eldanielfire]

Brilliant Top Gear. Not just he Hammod crash stuff and it's brilliant final line:

Clarkson: And remember speed kills

*Hammond looks all confused*

Great little show. I'm glad not one step has been missed. Richard Hammond is clearly exactly the same guy and happy to laugh at it. Clarkson has nicely been slightly mellowed a tiny bit by Richard's crash, maybe. And James May still nicely doesn't give a fuck in his laid back public school way.

It's the perfect show because it has 3 perfect presenters, all funny and they all play off each other so well. You can tell they are proper mates :yes:

[Hobbit]

For fuck's sake that was such a good episode. At the risk of sounding like a wanker, the camerawork for the show is nothing sort of stunning, and the soundtrack also immense, Hendrix + a sexed up super Jag = ratings :yes:

His accident looking terrifying, kinda weird of Top Gear to be so sombre like that but obviously they weren't going to joke around about it too much. The Diana gag was priceless :lol:

Love it love it love it, but Jamie Oliver is still a cunt.

'Can I have cod and chips please, 75 times.' ahahahahasasgtag

[Excel]

Hahaha, the queue of people in the Chippy waiting to be served was funny as fuck

[Bad Collin]

That was great, hamster is a lucky bastard to have survived that.

[I steal cable]

Captain Slow: I would of set the parachute off before I'd even started.

God I love this show, I don't even like cars that much.

[Hobbit]

Something along the lines of 'We've now got our own Princess Diana' I think. Cutting edge.

[turdpower]

I loved Clarkson throwing James's chips into the road

"1-1 James!"

[eldanielfire]

I loved Clarkson throwing James's chips into the road

"1-1 James!"


True but the way James May grabbed the megaphone mid-Clarkson speach and threw it under the steamroller was brilliant in the "I've had enough" sorta way.

[Moz]

When is it available to stream from the BBC website? I can't believe I missed it.

[turdpower]

Too preplanned, for my liking.

And James' hair is shit.

[eldanielfire]

When is it available to stream from the BBC website? I can't believe I missed it.


I'm sure it's normally repeated in the week. Thursday or something t 7pm.

[Hobbit]

Tuesday I think, 7pm BBC2. I think.

I think.

[turdpower]

Tuesday 7pm mate.

[Hobbit]

Cheers Mike

[MACE]

The replay is Tuesday, 7pm BBC2. I think it is anyway mate.

[MACE]

Sky News have the crash up...

http://news.sky.com/skynews/video/videoplayer/0,,30000-hammond_280107_2125,00.html

[Hobbit]

Wasn't really that good to be honest, just flopped over and skidded. No proper smashing or balls of flamey death. It was just weird to think that Richard Hammond was in the car and being majorly fucked in the process.

[eldanielfire]

Wasn't really that good to be honest, just flopped over and skidded. No proper smashing or balls of flamey death. It was just weird to think that Richard Hammond was in the car and being majorly fucked in the process.

Indeed. The bit that made me think the most ws the way he said that his head, alomg with the bars was what slowed the car down from 230 mph along the grass.

You generally would think that wold tear his head off or at least snap his neck. Amazed he's alive frankly. Even more now than before.

[MACE]

Wasn't really that good to be honest, just flopped over and skidded. No proper smashing or balls of flamey death. It was just weird to think that Richard Hammond was in the car and being majorly fucked in the process.

Mate, I thought exactly the same.

Didn't actually look THAT bad. If it would've done a bazillion flips or summat, then yeah. But it skidded, then fell on its side. Meh.

NEMANJAAAAAA would've got up and kicked it in the fuck for breaking.

[Hobbit]

Nemanja wouldn't have lost control.

[Melv]

Mate, I thought exactly the same.

Didn't actually look THAT bad. If it would've done a bazillion flips or summat, then yeah. But it skidded, then fell on its side. Meh.

NEMANJAAAAAA would've got up and kicked it in the fuck for breaking.
It was probably worse because of the fact it didn't roll, there must have been some pressure going on his head.

[turdpower]

ON TONIGHT LADS :hyper:

[Hobbit]

Simon Pegg guesting :yes:

[I steal cable]

Simon Pegg is on tonight innit?

lol, great mindz aye hobbit

[Repo]

OH FUCK IT IS

i need a TV1

[Repo]

SIMon peggs!!!!!!!!


i loves him

[Alf]

I hear Simon Pegg is on it. Can anyone confirm?

[Repo]

I want it to be true

[Repo]

i've decided i agree with andy on most things

[Hobbit]

Hugh Grant apparently, damn you Whats On TV

[turdpower]

YEAH, HE LOOKS LIKE SIMON PEGG. jhadgsjbdasgsad

[eldanielfire]

Clarkson: You should know about this, you went to Art School
Hammond: Did you go to Art school?
Clarkson: No.
Hammod: Well there you go then. If you went to Art school you'd know all you do is get drunk and persue women.

:lol:

[eldanielfire]

I should say. Making James May go super fast at the start was brilliant. The way he said I went so fast everything seems slow. So I tried to open the door after it and I was still doing 70 miles an hour.

This show is just brill. Like a TV version of the Asylum.

[Hobbit]

YEAH, HE LOOKS LIKE SIMON PEGG. jhadgsjbdasgsad

What? It just said 'with Simon Pegg' or similar :\

[I steal cable]

He denies being in the cash for honours scandal.

Here's Lord Stig.

:lol:

[Hobbit]

on in 20 mins

[turdpower]

Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May travel to Florida to present an American special, as they try to prove fly-drive holidays can be made more fun by buying a car rather than renting one. Each of them picks up a vehicle for no more than $1,000 and embark on a road trip to see who got the best deal.

[Bad Collin]

Woooo! Can wait for this, best thing on TV currently.

[MACE]

Hammond looks a weird.

His eyes are all bulgey.

[Craven]

I think it's because he's lost weight since his crash.

[eldanielfire]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The American stig.

LEGEND!

[Bad Collin]

"everyone is very fat, everyone is very stupid, everyone is very rude, this isn't a holiday program this is the truth."

:heart: Clarkson.

[MACE]

bwahahahahahaah, the cow on the car!

:lol:

[eldanielfire]

"That night me and brokeback feasted on Beef and squirel"

[MACE]

Clarkson's car is the bollocks.

[Bad Collin]

:lol: 'man love rules ok'

[MACE]

"MAN-LOVE RULES OK"

:lol:

[eldanielfire]

MAN LOVE RULES OK

On Hamsters car in the deep south :lol:

[MACE]

:mad:

[eldanielfire]

:lol:

At us three :D

[MACE]

:lol: 'man love rules ok'


"MAN-LOVE RULES OK"

:lol:


MAN LOVE RULES OK

On Hamsters car in the deep south :lol:



Sorry fellas, what did it say again, missed it....

:p

[Bad Collin]

It was worthy.

[eldanielfire]

HAHAHAHAH

They are getting slaughted by red necks at the petrol station.

The film crews are getting it too.

FUCK :eek:

Throwing rocks at them NOW. FUCKING RED-NECKS!

On the run.

[MACE]

:lol:

I'd be shitting myself.

[Alf]

AHAHAHAH FUCKING HEELLLLL.

That was aces.

[eldanielfire]

BLOODY HECK.

They are actually on the run. Cleared the tags and floored it.

[Bad Collin]

I am never going to the deep south. :scared:

[eldanielfire]

I'm never going with a sign that says "Nascar is rubbish" thats for sure.

[MACE]

I would be killed for looking gay.

[eldanielfire]

I like the way at New Orleans they give away the cars after seeing the city is still a wreak after a year :yes:

[eldanielfire]

Sweet ending that.

Funny that May couldn't even give away his car.

[MACE]

Nice touch.

[Bad Collin]

That was the best thing for ages, they should release it on DVD.

[eldanielfire]

Reliant Robin-WILL IT FLY?

Next weeks looks brilliant as well.

[Hobbit]

:rofl:

Best Top Gear ever.

[I steal cable]

:lol::lol::lol:

God, I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard.

Bloody excellent episode.

nascar sucks

[Hobbit]

ahahaha I'm loving how some shower of cunt 'The Verdict' is attempting to follow a man driving around with a cow strapped to his car :lol:

[Andy]

The cow on the roof...

A cow on the roof!

Fucking hell that was an immense episode.

[turdpower]

If I was Hammond and red-necks were after me I'd tell may to go fuck himself for his jump leads.

[Hobbit]

Nah you wouldn't, because they'd actually try and murder him.

[turdpower]

My friend being dead > me and my friend being dead.

[Peter]

That was a fucking quality episode that. Best in years, easily.

'I'm convinced that some americans have actually started to mate with vegetables' :rofl:

[N.E.R.F.]

Explain :(

I have no TV

[turdpower]

Explain :(

I have no TV

The whole episode was just an hour long film in America, they bought a Car for $1000 and had various challanges including painting graffitti on each others cars in Alabama to get each other killed, including;

"Man Love rules OK"
"Hilary for president"
"Country and Western music is rubbish"

Then loads of red-necks attacked them, basically.

[Bad Collin]

Also one of the challenges was that they had to eat only what they found dead at the side of the road. They were all set to eat a squirrel until Clarkson turns up with a cow on the roof. :lol:

[1_Pablo_Angel]

Missed it, shit, anyone know where i can download it from? There's a torrent for episode 2 of season 9, that it or last weeks?

[Bad Collin]

That was last weeks, it is repeated on Wednesday I think.

[Hobbit]

It'll only be a matter of hours/minutes until it's on a torrent site surely, it's a massive show.

http://www.finalgear.com

[Peter]

It remdinded me of when me and my mates go to a european away game, but without the ale. A load of blokes having a fucking good time and pushing their luck.

Very, very good

[Nicky]

What a fucking brilliant episode. Better be repeated soon, cos thats getting recorded :yes:

[eldanielfire]

The whole episode was just an hour long film in America, they bought a Car for $1000 and had various challanges including painting graffitti on each others cars in Alabama to get each other killed, including;

"Man Love rules OK"
"Hilary for president"
"Country and Western music is rubbish"

Then loads of red-necks attacked them, basically.

That doesn't quite catch it. They literally had Rock's thrown at them. The camera picture went off line. The really have to run from a mob. Then wash off the statements painted on their cars to hide from them. It was funny because it was the usual touge in cheek thing, Clarkson, May and Hammond thought it would be a joke didn't see it coming. It got really serious.

The show was quality, adventerous, cheeky, competative, full of sneeky tricks (Rich and Jerry maeding up James' air conditioning). Notone has yet even mentioned the dodgy people they had to buy cars from. Virtually murderers. It was maybe the best Top Gear ever, considering Top Gear is pretty much brilliant most of the time thats high praise indeed.

I'll be rewatching it 7pm Wednesday

[Peter]

Sky+, series linked :P

[eldanielfire]

There was so much goodness. I even forgot the American Stig. A fat version of the Stig.

[turdpower]

That was honestly Movie standard.

[Hobbit]

Fucking hell I hope you don't teach English Daniel.

Really not a great advert for Florida and Alabama either, especially with that random fat gun-toting yank (count one for a walking stereotype) warning Jeremy to keep away from 79th Street or he'd get shot at and/or murdered. Such good TV.

Also the dig at American cars not being able to take corners with Hammond's pick-up failing at the first turn at the track :lol:

[eldanielfire]

Fucking hell I hope you don't teach English Daniel.



Nope. Fortuantly.

[turdpower]

I bet he teaches SEX to the 14 year old girls.

[eldanielfire]

Nope. It tends to be 12 year olds and 15 years olds. Thats when the schemes of work indicate to do so.

[turdpower]

Are 12 year olds right horney bastards like the propaganda would have you believe?

[Andy]

Anyone got a screen cap or pic of Jezza coming over the hill with the cow on the car?

[turdpower]

I can get one for you when it's on again.

[eldanielfire]

Are 12 year olds right horney bastards like the propaganda would have you believe?

Some are. Normally the chvvy ones. Mostly because a lot of guys in their late teens and twenties in our area in their 20s love picking them up.

I've told the deputy heads but neither they nor the police care about underage sex. Only a few of us teachers and the school nurse complain but nobody with power gives a shit.

the problem is some parents have no trouble with 12-15 year olds having 17+ year olds as sexual partners to their daughters. Heck a lot of council estate parents allow their kids to hang out in the park at 10pm and provide alcohol "for a good time". They will also provide alcohol for their mates, even though they know their parents will disagree. Some just allow anybody and everybody to have a ransom party at their huse (alcohol provided) and encourage the sexual activities "because it's a laugh".

I know from the school Nurse there has been 3 abortions and 5 scares since september. But nobody in the school (at least those that can do something) is bothered.

[turdpower]

Is your school just like Waterloo Road?

[eldanielfire]

Never seen it mate :confused:

[turdpower]

Really?

It's good.

[eldanielfire]

What's it about exactly?

[turdpower]

A school.

[Bad Obsession]

Anyone got a screen cap or pic of Jezza coming over the hill with the cow on the car?
Just downloaded and watched it since I missed it, so I made use the VLC screenshot function:

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Even as a die hard vegetarian, I must admit I laughed until it hurt at this moment. It was just so random.

Not nearly as much as the shit in Alabama though. That was intense TV. I couldn't believe it when the woman called 'her boys' and half a dozen of them pulled up in a truck. :rofl: The guys were clearly shitting themselves, as would anyone. These few moments of genuine fear made up for all the OTT scripted scenes we've had in recent series which, IMO, bring the show down slightly at times.

Fantastic TV. Possibly the best Top Gear ep ever.

[Repo]

It'll only be a matter of hours/minutes until it's on a torrent site surely, it's a massive show.

http://www.finalgear.com


i fucking love you

i was just saying how good it would be to watch a full series of top gear on dvd instead of getting the clipped best of's

[Marlon Dingle]

Not nearly as much as the shit in Alabama though. That was intense TV. I couldn't believe it when the woman called 'her boys' and half a dozen of them pulled up in a truck. :rofl: The guys were clearly shitting themselves, as would anyone. These few moments of genuine fear made up for all the OTT scripted scenes we've had in recent series which, IMO, bring the show down slightly at times.

Fantastic TV. Possibly the best Top Gear ep ever.


You do know its scripted? (With the exception of Hammond's crash.)

[turdpower]

I'm not so sure that part was scripted.

[Marlon Dingle]

I'm not so sure that part was scripted.

Yeh so they decided to switch off their cameras, and turn on their mobile phone cameras and after they clean their cars with their shirts, their cars are spotless again with no signs of paint on them.

[MACE]

I don't understand the point you're trying to make.

They cleaned their cars, hence no paint on them.

They used mobile phone cameras instead of trying to run around with a big fuck off camera.

:confused:

[Marlon Dingle]

I don't understand the point you're trying to make.

They cleaned their cars, hence no paint on them.

They used mobile phone cameras instead of trying to run around with a big fuck off camera.

:confused:

Yeh but why film it? And im sure they have to run with "big fuck off cameras", whether they decided to film it or not. I'm sure it was to build the tension and drama which is a good technique when filming a scripted sequence.

With the cleaning the cars although they were in a hurry, they managed to get the cars spotless. With using just there shirts.

Hope this makes my point slightly clearer.

[turdpower]

I think they were using white spirit.

[Friday]

I agree.

[Friday]

Again, I agree.

[Curly Toe]

I haven't seen it yet.

I will either agree or disagree at about 11pm. :yes:

[turdpower]

It wouldn't suprise me if it was fake. But the way it was done was fantastic.

[Hobbit]

Yeh but why film it? And im sure they have to run with "big fuck off cameras", whether they decided to film it or not. I'm sure it was to build the tension and drama which is a good technique when filming a scripted sequence.

I'm sure it was so that the camermen could actually see where he was fucking going whilst pegging it from some rednecks. Have you ever tried to run around whilst trying to look through a viewfinder on a massive professional camera? No, you haven't. I can tell you, it's not particularly easy. Far easier to just point a much lighter camera (ie a phone) in the general direction and run.

They filmed it because they knew it would make great TV, which it did. Doesn't really matter if it was scripted or not, it was still exciting to watch and the useage of a camera phone made the chase more believable.

[Marlon Dingle]

I'm sure it was so that the camermen could actually see where he was fucking going whilst pegging it from some rednecks. Have you ever tried to run around whilst trying to look through a viewfinder on a massive professional camera? No, you haven't. I can tell you, it's not particularly easy. Far easier to just point a much lighter camera (ie a phone) in the general direction and run.

They filmed it because they knew it would make great TV, which it did. Doesn't really matter if it was scripted or not, it was still exciting to watch and the useage of a camera phone made the chase more believable.

Yeh but they didnt film anything with the mobile phone camera. It was just some leg shots of them running. Also switching off the big camera would have taken time plus they could have run with it without looking throught the viewfinder.

I luv you Hobbz, but if you ever betray me again i will have no choice but to take you out.

[Hobbit]

Yeh but they didnt film anything with the mobile phone camera. It was just some leg shots of them running. Also switching off the big camera would have taken time plus they could have run with it without looking throught the viewfinder.

I luv you Hobbz, but if you ever betray me again i will have no choice but to take you out.

They did film something with the camera phone - the chase. You're not seeing this, whether it was scripted or not, it would have looked better them thinking about the 'small' things like not pratting about using the bigger camera and using the smaller one for time saving and practicality reasons (weight). Those big cameras aren't toys, you can't just run with them and expect them to get a decent picture, it's a waste. Far better to make it look like you're in a hurry and to just use a smaller camera. Think Blair Witch Project.

How am I betraying you you silly cunt?

[Marlon Dingle]

Sorry its monday morning. Forgive me.

[Curly Toe]

It's Monday afternoon you eejit.

[Bad Obsession]

You do know its scripted? (With the exception of Hammond's crash.)
:dunno: As others have said, that part seemed exceptionally well done if it was scripted. I'd be more inclined to say it wasn't purely down to the look of fear on Hammond's face if nothing else.

If it was scripted though I wouldn't really care - they should do it like that more often. Recent scripted moments have just been ridiculous, whereas that was realistic. Even more props to them if it was.

[eldanielfire]

drama which is a good technique when filming a scripted sequence.

With the cleaning the cars although they were in a hurry, they managed to get the cars spotless. With using just there shirts.



A secret of the indusctry. Coke.

It's great clealing things perfectly. No streaks, all of it dissolved.

Look at blackboards at pubs. They tend to be perfect black dispite tons of chalk on them. The coke effect. I noticed they had a bottle of coke in their hands while cleaning the cars.

Coke syrup is actually used in the USA to get gum off roads.

[Hobbit]

they used drugz?! lololoo

[The Rogerer]

Top Gear has always been scripted you mongs. Next you'll be asking how the cameraman always knows how to be backstage during wrestling skits.

[turdpower]

Top Gear has always been scripted you mongs. Next you'll be asking how the cameraman always knows how to be backstage during wrestling skits.

I just assumed they had like a camera man in every room :\

[Marlon Dingle]

Next you'll be asking how the cameraman always knows how to be backstage during wrestling skits.

Woah woah woah. Wait a sec. What are you trying to imply?

[Beefy]

Most of Top Gear is scripted. I don't think that part was though. Its not that unrealistic, afterall. I'm sure that there are slogans that you could paint onto any car in any city in the World which would provoke that sort of a response.

Absolutely amazing episode.

[Hobbit]

Back tonight cunts.

8pm SHARP. Looks good things this week, but I'm waiting for probably next week's when they do the chaffeur task. Moyles was talking about it on the wireless earlier in the week see, sounds captian marvellous.

They're trying to launch some shitty car like a rocket tonight I think, or similar. Can't wait.

top gearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[I steal cable]

vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooom

[Repo]

soon

hurry the fuck up corrie

[Bad Collin]

Best show on TV currently. I can't wait.

[Hobbit]

Not a patch on last week's, but class TV nonetheless. Really enjoyable.

[I steal cable]

I'm happy the car didn't detach.

I like seeing things explode.

[Repo]

The Pegg and top gear in one

fantastic

clarkson was on form

"and here's the website if you want the pay as you drive tax"

*barely flashes card*

[Nicky]

The Pegg and top gear in one

fantastic

clarkson was on form

"and here's the website if you want the pay as you drive tax"

*barely flashes card*

"www.iamaclot.com" :D

[MACE]

Missed it last night.

Worth catching the replay fellas?

[Hobbit]

Yeah but it wasn't stunning or anything. 6-7/10, compared to last week's 10/10.

[MACE]

That was why I didn't go out of my way to catch it, I knew it couldn't live up to last weeks. :\

[turdpower]

I missed it.

It on youtube?

[turdpower]

ON NOW.

[Hobbit]

Just starting cunts.

[The Truth]

Bit of a state on that car.

[eldanielfire]

Haha. Destroying the car with the train.

But fuck me the slow motion version. The train just rips through the car. No chance of survival if somebody was in it.

[Hobbit]

ahahahaha they're on fire tonight

Not literally lol

[eldanielfire]

Clarkson's reply to Hammond and May taking the piss out of him showing off because he has a crush on Kristen Scott Thomas was class:

"You'd be the same if Graham Norton turned up!"

:lol:

[Hobbit]

this episode pisses on last week's, it's fabbo

[eldanielfire]

this episode pisses on last week's, it's fabbo

And yet last weeks still made me laugh a lot in places. Shows the quality of the show.

[Hobbit]

:lol: a PLANE

[turdpower]

Hammonds nob joke was brilliant.

[Hobbit]

ahahaha what a fucking great bit of telly. Love it when the challenge isn't really anything to do with cars and they just fuck about. Which is most of the challenges.

:heart: Top Gear

[Ozanne]

Pretty awesome episode. I love the banter that they have between each other.

[I steal cable]

Bloody excellent episode.

:lol::lol:Clarksons quick way of ploughing a field:lol::lol:

Got a feeling their gonna get complaints from the gay community.

[eldanielfire]

They already have.

[I steal cable]

god, they really need to pull the stick out of their arse.

[Craven]

I thought some of the things Clarkson said during the first segment involving cars and trains was a bit crass, if i'm being honest.

[I steal cable]

Well it's lucky that your opinion doesn't count for much.

[turdpower]

ZING.

[Hobbit]

I thought some of the things Clarkson said during the first segment involving cars and trains was a bit crass, if i'm being honest.

Yeah all those people who have been hit by a train whilst sitting at a train crossing in their Renault Espaces are going to be furious.

[Craven]

Well it's lucky that your opinion doesn't count for much.

Fuck off. Got as much right to have my opinion as yours. Just thought the whole thing was insensitive, that's all.

As for this series, i'm a Top Gear fan as much as the other person, but this series has been a let down compared to others.

[Craven]

Yeah all those people who have been hit by a train whilst sitting at a train crossing in their Renault Espaces are going to be furious.

I wasn't having a go at that, i was having a go at the piss taking of old people. I know they rip near enough everything, but i wasn't a fan of that.

[Hobbit]

Are you old?

[Craven]

At heart, yes.

[I steal cable]

Fuck off. Got as much right to have my opinion as yours...

no you don't

fuck off

[Craven]

Whatever love.

[Hobbit]

At heart, yes.

To be fair though, all old people are fucking terrible drivers and should have their licenses taken away. All piss-taking directed at them is ok.

[I steal cable]

Whatever love.
So we are in agreement that your opinion means jack shit.

excellent

[turdpower]

As for this series, i'm a Top Gear fan as much as the other person, but this series has been a let down compared to others.

This has been the best series ever, so far.

I'm hoping for a transport race between the 3 lads to cap it off, then it really would be perfect.

[Craven]

So we are in agreement that your opinion means jack shit.

excellent

No, got a right to express my opinion and not have people like yourself dismiss it immediately, you obnoxious cretin.

[Craven]

This has been the best series ever, so far.

I'm hoping for a transport race between the 3 lads to cap it off, then it really would be perfect.

It's been alright, i know it's scripted but it seems more scripted then ever to me.

Oh well, can't please everyone.

[I steal cable]

No, got a right to express my opinion and not have people like yourself dismiss it immediately, you obnoxious cretin.

Where did you hear that you had the right to express an opinion in this forum?

[Craven]

I said i had a right to express an opinion. That means anytime, any place. It's not specific of this forum.

Doesn't mean it's right, but it's an opinion. Much like you've got one as well. Lets not get picky shall we.

[I steal cable]

I think it's best you leave.

[Craven]

No. I'll leave this disagreement though as it's not constructive.

[I steal cable]

that's all I ask

[The Wilf]

Excellent show tonight. The Lambo is gorgeous. I loved the America show too, great comedy excellently put together.

[Hobbit]

It's been alright, i know it's scripted but it seems more scripted then ever to me.

Oh well, can't please everyone.

Some of the best films are scripted! The Godfather, LOTR, Pulp Fiction etc

[Repo]

oh for fucks sake

missed it

[turdpower]

It's repeated on TV the week after, at least two times, to my knowledge

[Hlebsfall]

It's on BBC2 Wednesday. at 7 I think.

[Ian Taylor]

Looks like someone didn't watch the show on Sunday

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/6407025.stm

[turdpower]

I read that in the Sun today.

I was expecting a small reference to Top Gear that never came :(

[I steal cable]

was it an old person?

[turdpower]

Aye, because a Boy Racer would have got through in time.

[Eggbert Spam]

I've had an epiphany.

The Stig is Mika Hakkinen. You heard it here first.

[TraXX]

Tom Coronel.

Dutchman I do believe. :yes:

[I steal cable]

Jimmy Carr :yes:

[turdpower]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Stig

[Eggbert Spam]

Tom Coronel.

Dutchman I do believe. :yes:

-Wrong hair colour.

-Has to travel all over the world to race.


Hakkinen:

-Correct hair colour.

-Only races in Europe.

-DTM season would coexist with Top Gear filming.

[Hobbit]

Dan The Man season?

[Eggbert Spam]

Precisely.

[turdpower]

Yup.

[turdpower]

Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May build their own stretch limousines out of other vehicles and use them to transport celebrities to the Brit Awards. Meanwhile, a Ford Mustang is put through its paces, and Billie Piper is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car. Last in series

[Hobbit]

They transport Chris Moyles, Jamelia and someone else.

[Ian Taylor]

Isn't it angry Lemar vs James May tonight?

[Hobbit]

and Lemar

[Bad Collin]

Last in series? :(

[Bad Collin]

Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May build their own stretch limousines out of other vehicles and use them to transport celebrities to the Brit Awards. Meanwhile, a Ford Mustang is put through its paces, and Billie Piper is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car. Last in series

:dunno:

[turdpower]

Lemar?

Hjgsdjhgdsjh

[turdpower]

I copied it from www.tvguide.co.uk.

[Ian Taylor]

She looks like a beast, so why am I so drawn to Billie Piper? :confused:

[1_Pablo_Angel]

Because you want to! (be)


:$

[Ian Taylor]

l laughed. :ashamed:

[The Masked Jobber]

Billie Piper is such a sweet girl. If only she never had such huge horse teeth.

[The Masked Jobber]

can buses reverse?

[1_Pablo_Angel]

blahaha Lemar what a twat

[Hlebsfall]

can buses reverse?
How else would they get in and out of the depot.

[The Masked Jobber]

I always just assumed bus stations had little green men with orange hair who pushed the buses in and out of the depot.

[Bad Collin]

That was fucking awesome, Moyles in that stretch panda was hilarious.

[Hobbit]

Lemar's acting is terrible.

Fantastic episode though, can't wait til it's back in the summer.

[turdpower]

Hammonds, sort of, paedophile joke was brilliant.

[The Masked Jobber]

Aye, hes a crafty bugger

[StevieV]

I missed said joke, gimme the gist lads.

[turdpower]

Clarkson: These days you can't take pictures at sports days, you have to ask every parent there if you can take pictures, before you even have the camera out of the boot.
Hammond: Maybe you should go to your own kids sports days.

:lol:

[StevieV]

nice.

[Craven]

Best episode this series.

The series is far too fucking short as well. Apparently Clarkson was moaning about this to the BBC.

And Billie Piper, i would.

[turdpower]

I think Top Gear should be glad they got this series out at all.

[Craven]

I think Top Gear should be glad they got this series out at all.

Yeah, true. Maybe the run was shorter because of Hammond's crash, i dunno.

[turdpower]

There was talk of it being banned all together, so I would imagine so.

They wouldn't have filmed any top gear stuff after the crash, that was probably what Clarkson would have been annoyed about.

[Bad Collin]

BBC 2 now fuckers, fantastic stuff so far.

[Hulkamaniac]

This is going to be tremendous. It already has been.

[Bad Collin]

G and T in the Arctic :lol:

[GMH]

Frostbite on your Foreskin!

[Hobbit]

brilliant loved it