Horrible wrestling related mental image game

[PepperCarrot]

Here's the game, one person describes a horrible wrestling related mental image and the next person turns that image into something not so horrible and describes a new horrible image.
Example :

BillyWhatsHisName : LOl Mae Young wins the WWE world title
TooTightShirt : Mae Young wins the senior citizen golf tournament and is never seen again. Um, LoL Bill Gunn Nekkid.

Something like that, wanna give it a try? I'll start.

Hulk Hogan decides to finish his career by becoming a diva. He begins wearing womens clothing and wrestling in women's matches. He wins the womens title and has a series of seductive poses in a very small thong on the cover of WWE magazine.

[Underdog]

Hulk erm... uh..

....

*shudders*


Hulk drops the womens title to mickey james cleanly and leaves the arena on a fucking floating pedestal.

William Regal's penis from No mercy.

[Kold_Of_Caelin]

William Regal´s penis starts being used as comic relief to his jobbings to Sean Morley.

Um... Gobbledy Gooker the new NWA World Champion.

[PMBR]

Gobbledy Gooker eaten by Samoa Joe at Thanksgiving on Live TV.

Scott Steiner and Kevin Nash begin to feud in TNA and put on a series of slow paced and technically void 20 minute matches every week.

[TheSlinger]

The roof caves in during one of their matches.

Vince Russo decides to plan a half-year long storyline to find out who made the roof cave in.

[PMBR]

Vince Russo is releived of his duties 2 weeks into the angle and it is dropped without explanation.

Chris Masters wins the World Heavyweight Championship.

[Underdog]

Masters goes on a rampage, before HHH decides it's title time again, and becomes the first to break the masterlock in the process.

Viscera changes gimmick and becomes a chain wrestling man of 1000 holds a la dean malenko.

[Cewsh]

Dean Malenko comes back and destroys him.

Chyna comes back and wins the World Heavyweight Title. Naked.

[fabthrob_79]

Candice Comes and stole the world Heavyweight Title. she started to do the GO DADDY Dance w/the World Heavyweight Title around her waist

Rikishi challenge Torrie in a STink Face Match.

[PMBR]

Torrie turns down the challenge and nobody remembers who the hell Rikishi is afterwards.

The Heartthrobs return with Naked Mideon chasing after them.

[Esoteric]

Naked Mideon is fat so he runs out of breath quickly...feud over.

Umaga, Boogeyman and C.M Punk are put in a losers leave WWE match, in a tub of chicken and pig-lard.

[PepperCarrot]

The fans end up the losers and leave the WWE.

Billy Gunn main events wrestlemania against X-Pac in a brother Vs brother feud (they find out they are actually long lost brothers).

[RebornMoo]

During the raw before wrestlemania it's discovered both are in fact distant cousins of both Edge and HHH. The match is changed Edge vs. HHH in a Billy Gunn & X-Pac on a pole match.

DX get their own 20 minute segment on every single raw for the next year entitled "Fowl Humour"

[Kold_Of_Caelin]

Vince gets more marks to watch raw and a more smarky crowd to SD...

CM Punk jobs the World Heavyweight title to René Dupree at WM 23.

[PMBR]

At least CM Punk won the World Heavyweight Title in WWE.

Khali returns and wins a gauntlet match for the World Heavyweight Championship after beating every wrestler on the roster simultaneously.

[Esoteric]

Khali won the title.

Mae youngs boobs pop out to reveal that she is not as true to her last name as one might think, what with the wrinkles and whatnot.

[FaSho34]

We find out that she actually doesn't have boobs, and that she is a man.

Umaga vs. Candice Michelle in a naked mud pool match at Summerslam 2007

[PepperCarrot]

We find out that she actually doesn't have boobs, and that she is a man.

Umaga vs. Candice Michelle in a naked mud pool match at Summerslam 2007

Umaga eats Candice Michelle leading to one less useless diva.

An out of shape Brutus The Barber Beefcake returns and uses his connection with Hogan to beat Chris Benoit 6 times in a series of matches for the U.S title...

[PMBR]

PepperCarrot wakes up and the world of sports entertainment sighs a huge breath of relief.

Ted DiBiase and Rowdy Roddy Piper are the finalists in a tournament for the vacant WWE title after John Cena loses it at Cyber Sunday.

[Cewsh]

Um, actually that would be amazing.

[Force of Nature]

Um, actually that would be amazing.
Than would be amazing until we find out that Piper has given himself a stroke:eek:

But Cena then has no choice but to join DX and this leads to 30 minutes of cock jokes, 30 minutes of herpes jokes, 30 minutes of Vince having spasms, and 30 minutes of the Coach and Shane being on TV

[PMBR]

I don't think that there is a way to make that better.

Shelton Benjamin and Chris Masters form a tag team and both members are allotted 10 minutes of talk time each week.

[PepperCarrot]

I don't think that there is a way to make that better.

Shelton Benjamin and Chris Masters form a tag team and both members are allotted 10 minutes of talk time each week.

They use it to talk to Umaga who beats on them each week.

WWE debuts a rollercoaster match where two wrestlers fight while strapped in a rollercoaster. They can only use slaps.

[Force of Nature]

Great Khali & Chris Masters are the wrestlers in that match and the roller coaster crashes

Vince has his granddaughter, Aurora, engage in bra & panties matches with Mae Young

[PMBR]

The stadium the match takes place in loses power and the bout is cancelled.

Scott Steiner returns to WWE and defeats John Cena several times cleanly to win and retain the WWE championship.

[Kronedog]

Only for Triple H to take the title from him for the 11-16 times to become champion.

Elix Skipper wins the NWA Heavyweight Title in some incredible way.

[Samuel L. Jackson]

Which sets up the stage for a Goldberg comeback and a one minute squash match. Who's Next?!

Dennis Rodman comes back into pro-wrestling.

[Force of Nature]

He immediately gets his life choked out by Samoa Joe and is never heard from again

Jackass takes over the WWE and resorts to shit & dick jokes for the 2 hour shows

[PMBR]

Until Umaga comes out and murders each and every member of the cast in the middle of the ring.

David Arquette returns to wrestling and challenges King Booker to a match for the World Heavyweight Championship.

[Force of Nature]

Courtney Cox comes out and bitchslaps David until he is out of the ring

Kane engages in an affair with Mickie James and asks Great Khali if he'd like to join in a threesome

[RebornMoo]

Mickie James has a mutated Kane/Khali baby that can set things on fire by speaking giberish... "UGHGAUGAHGAGAGHA!" *Jim Ross catches fire*

Chris Benoit vs. Shelton Benjamin in a Yo' Momma mic battle.

[Force of Nature]

The mic simply does not work

Dusty Rhodes becomes a regular wrestler and is given a minimum of 30 minutes every show

[Sparky]

...and by this, will help elevate the younger stars of Raw. Or to go more with the thread...jobbing to Umaga and Val Venis.

WWE Champion Shawn Michaels vs. "God" is booked for Wrestlemania 23 in Detroit. God is expected to take the title off the retiring Michaels.

[Force of Nature]

Then "God" is revealed to be The Rock who made a return to wrestling

Great Khali is considered for a World Title shot.

[wardy]

Yer maw done a massive shit right in front of me tonight mate.

[Force of Nature]

And the shit never smelled better!

Snitsky enlists the services of Goldust, who is acting as a prostitute