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Tha Kyd
September 25th, 2006, 11:04 PM
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First and formost, I would like to start this off by saying this will in no way spark any rivalry between RSA and my new fed. I am in hopes that this may actually get off ground this time.


The Name of the game is Ultimate Rajah Simulation. It's run similar to RSA.


There will be a weekly television show at Prime time on Monday called Pain For Pleasure (Not to be confused with the RWC PPV by Slare).


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Chances are there will not be a womans division in URS (due to the fact a majority aren't interested) so all URS Vixens will have the option of being a manager/valet, or an active worker of the roster.


All titles will be announced throughout the durration of URS, etc.


It is heavily advised that participants check back to the first page frequently as certain information will be put up that may not be produced in the rugular thread.


Even though majority (possibly the entire) roster is already a part of RSA, each superstar signing up to URS is required to post the following stats even if you posted them previously in the thread:


Wrestler Name:

Gender:

Nickname (optional):
Hometown:
Weight:
Height:
Smackdown vs. RAW (2006) moveset:
Wrestling Style (Power, Technical, Speedy, Luchadore, Submissive):
Basic Enterence (Music, Actions):
Disposition:
Finishers:
AIM:
MSN Messenger:



Roster


Cheif Executive Officer

Daniel "Funazz" Roberts


Faces




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"The King of Extreme" Norman Zook
Hometown: Tucson, Arizona
Weight: 245lbs
Height: 6'3
Jeff Hardy moveset
Finishers: ShockWave(Ybisu Drop) SteamRoller(Swanton Bomb)


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Mikey Jones
Moveset: The Undertaker

Finisher: Tigerbomb; Vertabreaker


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Holy Hopkins
Goldberg Moveset

Finishers: Jackhammer; Angle Slam


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"The Next Big Thing" Danny Stealmsn
Weight: 230
Height: 6'3
Randy Orton Moveset
Finishers: Last Call: Unprettier; The Memory: SSP


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Preston Michales
Weight: 245
Height: 6'0''
Batista Moveset (Power wrestling style)
Music: Crazy Train-Ozzy
Batista actions
Finishers: Jacknife power bomb; Spear


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"The Griffin" Alex Lee

Weight: 241

Height: 6'1"

Chris Benoit Moveset

Finishers: The Griffin Splash, Crossface


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Showtime

Kurt Angle Moveset

Finishers: Show Stealer (Reverse DVD to facebuster)


Tweener




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Slare

Moveset: Kurt Angle

Finishers: STD




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Sorrow
Weight: 212
Height: 6'1
Triple H moveset
Finishers: Pedigree, Northern Lights Suplex



Heels



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"The Australian Icon" Skippy Smith
Weight: 240lbs
Height:6ft4
Batista Moveset
Finishers: F-5 "Down Under Thunder", Crippler Crossface "Crocodile Capture"


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Rip
Kurt Angle Moveset

Finishers: F-5;


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Matt Vallence
Moveset: Randy Orton
Finishers: Career Killer (RKO) Drop of Destiny (Tope Rope RKO)
Melbourne, Australia


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Sandra Chui

Weight: 135 Lbs

Height: 5'6

Rey Mysterio moveset

Finishers: 450 Splash; Somersault LegDrop


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Jack Williams
Weight:273
Height:6'6
Undertaker Moveset
Wrestling Style Technical
Basic Enterence (Music, Actions): Saliva- Ladies and Gentleman, Randy Orton moves
Finishers: Pedigree(Black Out) Rear Naked Choke(E.R.)





Champions
Ultimate Rajah Simulation Champion


Mikey Jones
New Blood October 15, 2006- Current


Ultimate Rajah Simulation Blacklist Champion


Rip
Pain for Pleasure- November 27, 2006- Current


URS Blacklist


Rip
John Krone
Slare
Skippy Smith
Norman Zook
Matt Vallence
Mafia
Preston Michaels
Jack Williams
Sorrow
Alex Lee
Sandra Chui
Danny Stealmsn
Mikey jones
Chris Crawford



Recent Happenings



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Preview



Independence Day did everything it was pushing to do and becoming it's own entity in the e-federation universe. Now it reverts back to it's weekly Pain For Pleasure Format. And speaking of Pain For Pleasure- it's recently gotten a contract renewal. And Funazz had announced at Independence Day that there would be a number one contenders match at PFP between Slare and Zook. There has been a tad bit of friction between the two as of late which will make it all the better match.


Also, Hopkins was taken out of action at Independence Day in his inferno match against Skippy Smith. At Pain For Pleasure, Hopkins will be in the ring addressing the URS fans about his current injury and how long he will be away from the company. It is sure to be an emotional time period.


And Mikey has been forced to issue an apology to the URS fans for not only bringing in an unsigned employee but losing the URS title to one as well. And we can't forget about the title match of the evening. Rip will be taking on Matt Vallence in a rematch for the Blacklist title. Vallence demanded the title opportunity and that he was screwed out of it at Independence Day.


All this and more to be included in the next URS Pain For Pleasure!



FAQ's


I'm interested, but I don't know how this works??


Basically you choose a moveset from SVR2006 which I use to create a character for you in my game. From which I take you and your opponent and sim the match. Whoever wins the simulated match will be written in for the victory at the show. I like it when people promo because it tells me your still here, your character, and that you still have interest in the fed. Also, if you don't promo and turn up AWOL, for whatever reason (PM's for absenses are okay tho) and your in a fued or not, whatever the case, you could end up jobbing quite often, but that only happens after long periods of time like maybe 3 weeks. I would ask of one promo per week from everyone, but like me, not everyone has that sorta time.

FaSho34
September 26th, 2006, 5:40 PM
Was this necessary?

OceansMafia
September 26th, 2006, 6:21 PM
not at all but i am thinking about joining

Tha Kyd
September 26th, 2006, 6:50 PM
I started the new thread cuz it seems kinda bad with all the previous posts and such. You can join if you want OM, but I have to make sure you are actually joining this time unlike last time where I thought you did but you didn't and you got mad at me.

FaSho34
September 26th, 2006, 8:51 PM
Wrestler Name: Fa Sho
Gender: Male
Nickname (optional): "The Wonderful One"
Weight: 243
Height: 6'2"
Smackdown vs. RAW (2006) moveset: The Rock
Wrestling Style (Power, Technical, Speedy, Luchadore, Martial Arts (MMA), Old School, Submissive): X Division like
Basic Enterence (Music, Actions): Tear Away- Drowning Pool
Triple H actions, but with Jericho at the beginning w/ pyro
Disposition: tweener
Finishers: Shotime!: Rock Bottom
Lights Out: 640

Signature Moves: Superkick
Powerbomb
Brainbuster DDT (Spotlight Stealer)

wolferine
September 26th, 2006, 8:54 PM
I'm interested, but I don't know how this works??

Caito
September 26th, 2006, 9:24 PM
What's the idea, I type all this stuff in, but what occurs after that?

FaSho34
September 26th, 2006, 11:00 PM
You can promo, as this is kind of like an R Fed, but used with SDvsR06 movesets

Slare
September 27th, 2006, 3:52 PM
Actually seems not bad.

OceansMafia
September 27th, 2006, 8:45 PM
You can promo, as this is kind of like an R Fed, but used with SDvsR06 movesets

ok so your promos make or break your match?

FaSho34
September 28th, 2006, 7:21 AM
not necesarily

wolferine
September 28th, 2006, 7:24 AM
Can someone just give me an idea of how exactly this works, like we promo then what happens??? Sorry guys it sounds like a good idea but I don't want to screw it all up :(

StoneColdChris
September 28th, 2006, 9:25 AM
Go to rajah simulation alliance thread to see how this work, it's just like this.

Holy_Hopkins
September 28th, 2006, 12:44 PM
except the results are simmed......

Vee-Bee
September 28th, 2006, 7:26 PM
Wrestler Name: Skippy Smith
Gender:Male
Nickname (optional): "The Australian Icon"
Weight240lbs
Height:6ft4
Smackdown vs. RAW (2006) moveset: Christian
Wrestling Style (Power, Technical, Speedy, Luchadore, Submissive):Power
Basic Enterence (Music, Actions):


Do you come from a land down under ?
Where women glow and men plunder ?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder ?
You better run, you better take cover

Disposition:Heel
Finishers: F-5 "Down Under Thunder", Crippler Crossface "Crocodile Capture"

FaSho34
September 28th, 2006, 9:24 PM
Skippy :hyper:

Vee-Bee
September 29th, 2006, 2:23 AM
Skippy :hyper:

Well thanks that you love me :p

But nah, looks like a bit of fun, never really got much into one of these before, but I dunno..we'll give it a try and maybe see how much fun you guys say's it is..

Btw Funnazz, ever need a hand..pm me?

-Veebz

Tha Kyd
September 30th, 2006, 10:23 AM
Will do.

And wolverine, basically you choose a moveset from SVR2006 which I use to create a character for you in my game. From which I take you and your opponent and sim the match. Whoever wins the simulated match will be written in for the victory at the show. I like it when people promo because it tells me your still here, your character, and that you still have interest in the fed. Also, if you don't promo and turn up AWOL, for whatever reason (PM's for absenses are okay tho) and your in a fued or not, whatever the case, you could end up jobbing quite often, but that only happens after long periods of time like maybe 3 weeks. I would ask of one promo per week from everyone, but like me, not everyone has that sorta time.

Wolverine, I'm glad you asked that question because people tend to ask that alot. I'll prolly set up a FAQ section soon on the thread.

Rip
October 7th, 2006, 6:56 AM
This fading away again then?

FaSho34
October 7th, 2006, 11:17 AM
more than likely

Tha Kyd
October 7th, 2006, 4:04 PM
it's not fading away. Trust me. I'm busy signing people up. I'm not letting it fade away as quickly this time. I assure you people.

StoneColdChris
October 7th, 2006, 8:37 PM
Fading away, just like always.

Punisher
October 7th, 2006, 8:40 PM
Notice the "won't fade away AS QUICKLY".

Meaning it'll fade....

Tha Kyd
October 8th, 2006, 10:45 AM
Listen people, if you really want to know, I'm writing the PPV right now so ya'll can shut up. I have everything simmed up. Just because the thread is really inactive doesn't mean I'm not doing shit. You should know I've been doing everything I can to make this work. I've been trying to recruit like crazy. You all are so impactient, no wonder Natty gets pissed off so easily. If you note the date is still TBA, but that'll change soon enough.

Punisher
October 8th, 2006, 10:51 AM
It's not about the show.

When the owner doesn't give anyone an update on what's going on in a week it's time to get a little suspicious. You can't let the thread go down and down and have people wonder what is going because than this happens.

Now, what the fuck am I doing in this thread, me and my impactient self.

Holy_Hopkins
October 10th, 2006, 6:52 PM
Rumours are spreading that the debut show of URS will take place sooner rather than later, with this Sunday touted as a possible date.

Tha Kyd
October 15th, 2006, 11:16 AM
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Funazz: New Blood… URS Title…
Fasho: It is mine
Holy Hopkins: I want it
Skippy Smith: I need it
Sandra Chui: I will own it
Rip: Blood will be spilled
Mafia: Pain will be implemented
Slare: But no one will stop me
Zook: No matter how great the opponent
Mikey Jones: Adrenaline pumps through my veins
Mafia: This isn’t a game
Fasho: URS will be my stage
Zook: URS will be my playground
Hopkins: URS will be my war zone
Slare: A common goal shared by all
Mikey: But a goal that is only achieved by one
Sandra Chui: Who will achieve it?
Skippy Smith: I’ll tell you who, It’s gonna be me
Rip: Me
Slare: Me
Mikey Jones: Me
Mafia: Me
Sandra Chui: Me
Zook: Me
Hopkins: Me
Fasho: I
Funazz: New Blood: Gauntlet for the championship… BEGINS NOW!

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PRESENTS
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You sit there in your heartache
Waiting on some beautiful boy to
To save you from your old ways
You play forgiveness
Watch it now ... here he comes!

He doesn't look a thing like Jesus
But he talks like a gentleman
Like you imagined when you were young

Can we climb this mountain
I don't know
Higher now than ever before
I know we can make it if we take it slow
Let's take it easy
Easy now, watch it go

We're burning down the highway skyline
On the back of a hurricane that started turning
When you were young
When you were young

And sometimes you close your eyes
and see the place where you used to live
When you were young

They say the devil's water, it ain't so sweet
You don't have to drink right now
But you can dip your feet
Every once in a little while

You sit there in your heartache
Waiting on some beautiful boy to
To save you from your old ways
You play forgiveness
Watch it now here he comes

He doesn't look a thing like Jesus
But he talks like a gentleman
Like you imagined when you were young
(He talks like a gentlemen, like you imagined when)
When you were young

I said he doesn't look a thing like Jesus
He doesn't look a thing like Jesus
But more than you'll ever know

~PYRO!~~PYRO!~~PYRO!~BOOM!
~PYRO!~~PYRO!~~PYRO!~~PYRO!~
BOOM!~PYRO!~~PYRO!~~PYRO!~
BOOM!~PYRO!~~PYRO!~~PYRO!~
BOOM!~PYRO!~~PYRO!~~PYRO!~
BOOM!~PYRO!~~PYRO!~ ~PYRO!~
BOOM!~PYRO!~

Welcome to the first ever Ultimate Rajah Simulation event here on Pay Per View in the Bronx, New York. New Blood: The Gauntlet for the Title begins tonight. And what better way to start the night off that with URS Executive Consultant PaintMeBloodRed, coming out to the ring, to give the paying fans a proper opening greeting to the brand new fed.


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PaintMeBloodRed: People of New York, welcome to URS’s first Pay Per View, and boy, do I have to say that it feels good to hear such a great cheer from you people. The one and only match on the card tonight, is a gauntlet match for the vacant Ultimate Rajah Simulation Alliance title. That means each and every star will have the opportunity to become the champion. Now normally Funazz would come out here and tell you this information, he himself decided that he wanted to be in on the title scene and has left me in charge of the company until he feels that he is ready to be in charge again. There are some rules here in URS that are different from that of a regular federation. First and foremost, here in URS, our stars are so rough, we decided to make life more challenging by making the rules more lenient. Steel chairs, ring bells and tables are legal as well as a few other weapons. Second of all, all matches must be confirmed by an official- you can’t go off and make a match by yourself, because I am the authority around here, and I don’t like to be undermined. And third of all. All women in URS are fair game in the wrestling ring. You signed up to join a wrestling promotion, you better be prepared to mix it up in the ring with everyone else or your gonna find a pink slip in your mailbox the next morning. Now in the gauntlet match tonight, there will be- Zook. There will be Fasho. There will be Mafia, Hopkins, Slare, Mikey Jones and many more people. But before we begin our show, lets take a look at what some of the stars had to say about winning the championship.



Slare: I’m Slare, and I have some words for the competition of URS- be prepared because “It’s Sexy Time!” I will be the URS champion and when I do, I will reinvent the reign of tyranny that was once mine 2 years ago. The Serpent of the Society, the big evil sexy daddy. That’s gonna be me. No one else. The competition is no where in my league. I’ve wrestled all my competiton here in URS. I’ve been around the world and wrestled women tougher than a lot of them. URS is nothing but another walk in the park for me. The gold is as good as mine, and let it be known that who is in my way- will be bitten by the Serpent of the Society.



Zook: Some people call me crazy. Some people call me insane. Some call me a spot monkey. But I am none of those things. I am Norman Zook- and I am the King of Extreme. I have the balls to do in the ring no one else would dare to do. If I needed to, I would go through hell just to get a victory. You see this body? It’s nothing but armor for the thrill that my soul seeks and enjoys. I don’t think that anyone can possibly step in the ring with me and say that I never kept their mind guessing more for the next move. And predictability tonight? Well do you think you think you can guess something like that when something like the Ultimate Rajah Simulation Championship is on the line? Someone will walk out of the ring broken by the end of my matches. And that will be 9 out of 10 people.




Sandra Chui: Now don’t get my cute face to confuse you. You see, I am Sandra Chui. I am women’s wrestler. I like to participate in Mixed Gender matches. I don’t take much joy in little tidbits of “Hi, I’m Kelly, and I’m an exhibitionist.” I’m not just a pretty face. I’m not here for your entertainment. I’m here to compete- and not topless. And I will change the face of professional wrestling by being the first woman to be a world champion. I’m trained in the luchadore style and I’m not afraid to fly, so guys the answer is no I didn’t fall from heaven, more like flew down of my own free mind. So beware, because I’m coming.




Rip: Tick……….. Tock………..
Tick………..Tock……….

It’s time for Rip to win the URS Championship

Tick……….Tock…………
Tick………….Tock……..




Mafia: My notoriety in this company was my great tag team run with Pimpdaddy. My claim to fame is a tag team stint. But where is my tag partner now? Where is the great Pimpdaddy? Retired, that’s where. And that leaves just OceansMafia. Wait that’s wrong, that leaves just Mafia. The URS title, sure it’s shiny and it’s probably gonna have great prestige on it, but I don’t want it, I want to cause as much pain on as many opponents as humanly possible. If I have to I will break someone’s neck. The title is a bonus for a job well done. But what I relish the most is to see the long trail of destruction I leave behind me. I will be feared. (maniacal laughter)





Hopkins:So here we are. The long awaited debut of URS and tonight we shall crown the champion. Now I know Funazz has to give everyone a chance here but lets be honest, I am the greatest superstar in URS. I deserve this title and tonight I shall win it.



I don't care who I have to defeat, be it Mikey Jones, Fasho, OceansMafia or whoever else has decided to ply their trade and become the best.


I come into URS with great expectations. I can see this becoming something brilliant. Something wonderful. I can see myself dominating over everyone here. I can see myelf becoming a bonafide legend here in URS.


I have some fascniating information for all of you watching. I was looking over some "files" earlier on and I've confirmed this with my lawyers and I am allowed to release this information. You see I was looking at the records, the contracts, the expense paid on this show, which I have to admit is mighty impressive. Anyway I was looking at the contracts and do you know who is paid the most.


Yours truely. The British Leeegend. Hopkins.


You see Funazz came to me. URS was nothing, unheard of, a nothing company so Funazz came to me, offered me a contract. Man to man, friend to friend, businessman to businessman.


In RWC Funazz was the first superstar I signed, he gave me a chance to run things. I know that he can make this work. I have faith in this man to lead URS to the promised land. When he offered me a contract to join URS to unknown heights I jumped at the chance, and it's no secret that the interest has sky rocketed since I officially signed. The chance to prove myself once again to the whole world that I am the best was too good to turn down.


So if you think I am just going to take it easy, live off a few cheesey catchphrases and do everything half arsed here in URS I am afraid you are very much dreaming. In reality, I am here to be the best. In reality I am here to win titles. In reality I could very well be your worst nightmare.








10 Man Gauntlet Match for vacant URS Title

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, it is time for the Main Event match-up for the URS Title! It will be a gauntlet match. The rules of the match goes as followed, it will start with two people in the ring, after one is pinned or submits another superstar enters the ring and so on and so forth. The final superstar standing will be the first URS Champion.

First the superstar who drew number 1, weighing in at 243 lbs, he is “Mr. Wonderful” Fasho!


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Making his way to the ring is Fasho. He walks down the isle scowling and cursing off the members of the crowd. He is also wearing a pair of red sunglasses and walks down with a swagger of that of a high-class celebrity. Fasho grabs a mic before he starts.

Fasho: Can you believe what kind of treatment I am getting in this company? I wasn’t even invited for a promo video. What the hell kind of nonsense is this. You are looking at the top draw of the company right here. And this gauntlet match. This gauntlet match. I don’t care much for this gauntlet match. I have picked number 1. Of all numbers, number one. I don’t think PaintMeBloodRed was smart on this move. They should’ve taken the easy route and gave me the champion, but instead they chose to take the hard route- the Main Street instead of the high way and make this match! Do you know what kind of an insult that is to me, and my agents? PaintMeBloodRed is lucky to still have me under contact. (crowd boos) Who the hell are you people? Do you think that I care who you are? I am the biggest name in this company. But no matter because I am the biggest name in this company and I also have the greatest chance of winning. So bring out the “whimp” that will probably be my opponent.

Reise Reise, plays from the titontron as the arena gets awkwardly dim.

Ring Announcer: And from Scotland, weighing in at 257 lbs, “The Serpent of the Society” Slare.


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Fasho has a slight look of amazement over his face but quickly covers it up with a look of disgust. Slare makes his way down to the ring. Everyone in crowd begins to chant “Serxy Gos” over and over again. Slare gets into the ring but Fasho isn’t gonna wait for the bell to sound before he attacks. Fasho stomps away at Slare’s chest. Fasho picks up Slare and hits some vicious chops followed by an irish whip to an armdrag. Dropkick by Fasho. Fasho goes to pick up Slare but gets some punches to the gut followed by a headbut from Slare. Slare with a clothesline knocking down Fasho. Slare with a forearm followed by a European uppercut and a scoop slam. Slare irish whips Fasho to the corner and proceeds it with a huge Yakuza kick in the corner. Slare pushes Fasho against the ropes (Fasho rebounds) and hits a forearm and then hits a full nelson slam. Slare goes for the pin. 1……2..Nope Fasho kicks out. Fasho rakes the eyes of Slare. Fasho hits a super kick on Slare. Fasho goes for the pin. 1……2……3… NO! 2 only. Good try Fasho. Fasho locks in a headlock. Slare’s not near the ropes. He’s gonna have to get out the old fashion way. Slare gets to both feet and battles out of the headlock with some elbows to the gut. Slare tries to run to the ropes but Fasho catches him with a rear naked drop. Fasho throws Slare out of the ring. Fasho off the ropes and to the outside with a suicide dive to Slare…. If Slare didn’t move out of the way. Slare rolls Fasho back into the ring. Pin count. 1………2…. No 3 again from Slare. Powerbomb from Slare followed by mounted punches and a kick to Fasho’s face before Slare goes for another pin. 1……. No 2 this time. Frustration in Slare’s face. Slare has Fasho now ready for the STD. Wait, Fasho’s reversed the STD to a Brainbuster DDT. Fasho just stole the spotlight away from Slare. Fasho climbs the top rope and hits the Light’s Out 630 Splash. Oh and look at the cockiness of Fasho pinning Slare with one foot over the body. Ref goes for the count. 1…….2…….3! The night is done for Slare but not Fasho who has 8 other opponents if he wants to be the champion.

Ring Announcer: Making his way to the ring, from England- he is the “Brittish Legend” Holy Hopkins.



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Hopkins makes his way to the ring wearing a long cape like he’s accomplished that of a king winning a war. Hopkins gets into the ring, and undoes his cape. Hopkins and Fasho have a stare down and have a little argument in the center of the ring. Fasho then slaps Hopkins across the face as a sign of disrespect. Hopkins is taken aback for about 2 seconds before spearing Fasho. And Fasho and Hopkins are in an all out brawl. Fasho and Hopkins brawl right to the corner of the ring (Hopkins being the one in the corner). The ref tries to break them up. Is Fasho gonna give a clean break? No Fasho goes for the cheap shot but Hopkins ducks the punch and hits a kick to the jaw of Fasho. Hopkins with a swinging neckbreaker on Fasho followed by a reverse chin lock. Hopkins releases the hold but only after raking out the eyes of Fasho. Hopkins is looking to end this one about now. Hopkins hoists Fasho into the air, but no Jackhammer yet, just a regular suplex. Hopkins can be seen mouthing, “Ya’ll not ready for the Jackhammer yet!” Hopkins irish whips Fasho off the ropes, but as Fasho rebounds he hits a flying headscissors. Fasho with a dropkick. Fasho irish whips Hopkins to the corner. Fasho runs toward Hopkins and uses Hopkin’s body to do a running summersault followed by a monkey flip. Fasho on the top rope hits a flying crossbody splash on Hopkins. 1…….2…. no 3! Standing moonsault splash by Fasho. Fasho with an arm wrench, Hopkins uses the ropes to get out and hits a clothesline, but Fasho pops back up and trips up Hopkins with a drop toe hold. Fasho with a huge dropkick to the rib section of Hopkins. Fasho is on the other side of the ring stalking Hopkins, preparing for Showtime! But someone’s coming from under the ring, and it looks like they are handing Hopkins a chair. Fasho walks to Hopkins who cracks him over the head with a chair. Remember, most weapons are legal here in URS. Hopkins goes for the pin. 1…….2…….3! Hopkins defeats Fasho! Hopkins defeats Fasho who claims that he has the greatest chance of winning the tournament. What a shock. But Fasho seems to be not pleased about this decision.

Fasho: You bastard, you cheated. I demand a rematch! I am Fasho. I shouldn’t be performing in a ring that hasn’t paid it’s dues.

Hopkins: Shut the hell up Fasho, and get the hell out of my ring. I have another opponent back there waiting for me to kick their ass.

Fasho: I’m not leaving, which is too bad for you. Your gonna have to get rid of me yourself.

Hopkins: I don’t need to because I have a championship to win, but I have other means of getting rid of you high class drama queens.

Fasho: What, you’ll cut me from the cast? I’m the biggest acquisition of the company, I’m not leaving and you can’t make me do anything. So back off because I was supposed to win tonight you meaningless, suggestion for a Brittish-

Fasho is cut off by the lights dimming to a dark red color. From under the ring comes a big man… It’s Nightmare, Hopkins best friend.

Hopkins: I warned you, Nightmare, take care of this primadona.

Fasho goes after Nightmare, but Nightmare hoists him into the air and chokeslams Fasho right to the outside of the ring. But no sooner had that happened new music played on the titontron.

Ring Announcer: Making his way to the ring- Mafia


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Mafia walks down to the ring. The former ½ of the greatest tag team in history makes his way down. As he gets to the apron he looks down at Fasho screaming obsanities to Hopkins and Nightmare in the ring, and then looks at Hopkins and Nightmare standing in the ring waiting to go at him. Mafia climbs into the ring and hits a double clothesline on Hopkins and Nightmare. Mafia throws Nightmare out of the ring to the outside area. Mafia has Nightmare… and gives Nightmare the Last Ride through the announce table. Hopkins tries to attack Mafia from behind, but Mafia turns around slowly and gives Hopkins a big boot before rolling him back into the ring. Mafia throws Hopkins onto his shoulders and hits the Verdict (F-5). Pin Count 1…….2…….3! Well that’s that, Mafia came, saw and conquered. Time for the next contestant.

Ring Announcer: Making his way to the ring, from Australia, he is the “Australian Icon” Skippy Smith.


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The lights flicker blue and white as Skippy emerges from the back. He makes his way down to the ring. Skippy hops onto the apron and Mafia hits him with a mean forearm sending him back to the outside. Mafia then goes outside after Smith and hits another forearm followed by a chop and then a punch to the gut. Mafia smashes Smith’s head against the ring apron and then the ring post. Mafia is no nonsense tonight; he really wants that URS Title. Mafia rolls Skippy Smith into the ring. Mafia goes after Smith but get a rake to the eyes from Skippy Smith. Skippy Smith with a punch combo to Mafia’s face knocking him down. Skippy Smith with some mounted punches before getting up to argue with the ref. Mafia gets up to his feet and gets knocked back down by a clothesline from Skippy Smith. Skippy Smith with a headbut. Skippy then locks in a Rings of Saturn submission. Mafia scrambles to get out of the submission but Smith keeps hold of the submission. Mafia somehow scrambles to the ropes and gets the break. Skippy Smith gets in an arm wrench and works on the damaged shoulder of Mafia. Skippy Smith irish whips Mafia to the corner. Smith wraps Mafia’s arm around the ropes and works away at the shoulder. The ref counts. 1…2…3.. Smith releases the hold. Smith irish whips Mafia but Mafia reverses the momentum, Skippy Smith comes back and gets hit with a Mafia spinebuster. Mafia goes for a pin. 1…….2… nope. No 3. Mafia goes and undoes the turnbuckle padding as Skippy Smith gets to his feet. Skippy goes after Mafia with a spear, but Mafia moves out of the way and hits himself into the turnbuckle. Mafia then smashes Skippy’s face into the exposed turnbuckle and then hits a high angle back drop. 1…….2…….3! NO! Almost, that should’ve ended it. Mafia goes for the pin again 1…….2… no 3 again. Mafia looks pissed. Mafia tries a Death Valley Driver but Skippy Smith flies off of Mafia’s shoulders and then hits a Super Kick. Pin Count. 1……2.. Not even close. Skippy drops a few elbows before he locks in an inverted leg lock. Lucky for Mafia, he was near the ropes. Skippy now hyped and pissed after the rope break showing he’s ready to hit some “Down Under Thunder.” Mafia on Skippy Smith’s shoulders, wait, Mafia gets off of Skippy’s shoulders and hits the Verdict again. Mafia goes for the pin. 1…….2…….3! Mafia’s pinned Skippy Smith! And Mafia’s even takes the liberty of rolling Skippy out of the ring for his next opponent.

Ring Announcer: Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 194 lbs, from Newark, NJ, Daniel “Funazz” Roberts!


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Funazz runs to the ring but stops when he gets to the apron, probably cautious after what happened to Skippy Smith. Funazz hops onto the top rope and attempts a springboard splash but Mafia catches Funazz mid-air into a Samoan Drop. Mafia goes for the pin. 1…….2… no 3. Mafia hits a belly to belly slam on Funazz. Mafia goes to pick up Funazz but Funazz hits some punches to the gut of Mafia. Funazz bounces off the ropes and hits a wheel barrel into a sunset flip. 1…….2.. Not close. Funazz goes for a punch but Mafia catches the hand and lifts Funazz up by the throat before tossing him across the ring. Mafia choosing his spot in the ring, turning Funazz inside-out with a huge clothesline. Mafia throws some punches in at the body of Funazz. Mafia chops Funazz, as Funazz returns the favor. Mafia with a chop to the throat of Funazz followed by a chop to the face and then an eye rake. Mafia hits a scrapbuster slam and goes for a pin. 1…… no 2. Mafia irish whips Funazz across the ring, but Funazz hits a springboard moonsault off the middle rope. Mafia gets to his feet and is hit by a Funazz leg lariat. Funazz hits a dropkick. Funazz then tries a kick to the gut but Mafia catches the leg of Funazz and hits a huge capture suplex. Mafia goes for the pin. 1…….2…… ALMOST A 3 COUNT. Mafia hits a vertical suplex followed by some mounted punches. Mafia whips Funazz into the corner. Mafia charges at Funazz as a Funazz ducks a clothesline and hits a monkey flip. Funazz climbs to the top rope as Mafia gets up and goes for a dragoncanrana, but Mafia catches Funazz. Mafia hits the LAST RIDE!!! Wait the lights are out. What the hell is goin’ on? They come back on and Funazz is still out on the floor but Mafia is laid out as well. The ref makes the 10 count. 1…….2…….3…….4…….5…….6…….7…….8…….9…….10! But wait who advances to the next round? Here comes PaintMeBloodRed, maybe he can solve this problem.

PaintMeBloodRed: What a situation we have here. Both men taken out. Mafia was in control before the incident happened, but it wouldn’t be fair to Funazz if I took him out of the tournament at this point. So I’m gonna say the safest thing for me to do at this point is to disqualify both Funazz and Mafia from the gauntlet and bring out entrants 7 and 8 to continue the show.

Ring Announcer: From England, Mikey Jones.


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Mikey Jones gets a nice pop from the crowd in our first show here. He greets the fans before getting into the ring and waits for his opponent.

Ring Announcer: And from Arizona, he is the “King of Extreme” Norman Zook.


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Crazy Norman Zook runs out to the ring. He hops onto the top rope and does and moonsault into the ring and stares down Mikey. Both men are fresh into the gauntlet match so it should be a particularly interesting match.

Mikey and Zook stare off. Zook raises his hand for a test of strength, which Mikey obliges to, Zook raises the other hand as bait for Mikey to do the same and locks in an arm wrench and pulls Mikey down to the canvas. Zook then drives he knee into the leg of Mikey for about 15 seconds before releasing. Zook and Mikey get to their feet, as Mikey hits a dropkick to Zook. Mikey then locks in a hammerlock, but Zook finds an opening between Mikey’s armpit. Mikey gets out of this hammerlock though with a snapmare but misses a dropkick to the back of Zook’s head, but manages to trip Zook and gets to his feet, but Zook trips Mikey and gets to his feet, and both men stand up in fighting stance, and back off with a pop from the crowd. Both men center ring, looking for an opening in their opponent, Zook goes after Mikey with a double-legged takedown, and turns it to a boston crab. Mikey battles to the ropes, but he’s just too far away. Mikey finds the strength to flip Zook off of him out of the boston crab. Mikey finds his way to his feet, but only after tending to the damage he had taken. Zook irish whips Mikey off the ropes and hits a single legged dropkick. Zook then hits a flipping legdrop to the back of Mikey’s head. Zook goes to pick up Mikey, but Mikey battles back with some punches to the gut. Mikey then kicks Zook in the gut before hitting an armdrag followed by and inverted looking armbar. Though Zook is only in the armbar for about 10 seconds before he kicks Mikey in the head, forcing him to release the hold. Zook goes for a dropkick, but Mikey just swat’s it away with his hands. Mikey hits a swinging neckbreaker and goes for the pin. 1…….2….. no 3. Zook kicks out. Mikey charges at Zook who ducks a clothesline and hits an enziguri on Mikey and follows it up with a shining wizard. Zook hits a leg drop on Mikey. Uh, oh, this is why we call Zook the “King of Extreme,” his love for high risk moves as he climbs the top turnbuckle. Mikey gets up and here comes Zook with a flying spinning wheel kick… But Mikey ducks it. And Mikey hits Zook with a kick to the side of the head. Mikey proceeds to put Zook in a stretch muffler submission with Zook’s leg over Mikey’s head, but Zook is smart and gets out with a headscissors takedown. Mikey now sitting upright, Zook hits him with a flip over neckbreaker. As if Zook didn’t learn his lesson the last time, he climbs the turnbuckle again… OH MY GOD!!! CORKSCREW MOONSAULT OFF THE TOP ROP! Zook goes for the pin. 1…….2……3 NO! Zook should’ve had that one. Zook’s pissed and climbs the turnbuckle again but Mikey’s sharp and runs up and hits a superplex. Both men down. The referee makes the count. 1…….2…….3…….4! Mikey gets to his feet as does Zook shortly afterwards, but Mikey gets in a DDT. Mikey puts Zook in an elevated boston crab in the center of the ring. Nowhere for Zook to go. Zook taps out! Zook taps out!

Ring Announcer: Now residing in an Unknown location, weighing in at 253 lbs, Rip!


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Rip walks out to the ring carry his trademark-patented crowbar. Rip gets into the ring and takes a brief look at Mikey before charging at huge Yakuza kick. Rip then proceeds to stomp at the already breathless Mikey and mounts him for some punches. Rip goes for the pin 1…….2…. Nope, no 3 there. Rip picks up Mikey by the throat and throws Mikey into the corner, and hit some body strikes to Mikey followed by a huge “Panic Attack” Knee to the face of Mikey Jones. Rip goes for another pin. 1…….2.. Not even close there. Rip irish whips Mikey off the ropes and hits a huge powerslam on Mikey and goes for the pin. 1…….2.. Not close there either. Mikey seems to be in it to win it. Rip picks up Mikey, but Mikey counters with a European uppercut followed by a chop. Mikey with a snapmare followed by a flip over neckbreaker. Mikey goes for a hurricanrana but Rip counters with a huge powerbomb. Rip grabs Mikey by the hair and smashes his face against the exposed turnbuckle that Mafia made earlier this match. Rip kicks Mikey in the gut before locking in a chicken wing crossface submission hold on Mikey. Mikey battles to get out of the hold but the attempt are seemingly fruitless, so Mikey somehow makes it to the ropes, as the ref tells Rip to release the hold. Rip tosses Mikey’s body to the floor and hits a axe kick to Mikey’s back before turning him over for the cover. Ref makes the count. 1…….2……. NO! Almost there. Mikey tries to get up but Rip hits him with a shining wizard knocking him back down. Rip goes for another pin. 1…. Nope, that one was no where near 3. Rip picks up Mikey but Mikey counters with a huge jawbreaker. Mikey then punches Rip in the face followed by a chop to the chest. Mikey rebounds off of the ropes but Rip gets him with a back body drop. Rip rakes out Mikey’s eyes but misses an elbow drop. Mikey dives at Rip with a clothesline, and another. Mikey gets in an enziguri and attempts a suplex but Rip reads him and reverses it to one of his own. Rip goes for the pin. 1…….2…. Nope no 3 there. Rip locks in a Mexican surfboard submission on Mikey and holds Mikey in the air but Mikey shifts all the weight to his shoulders causing Rip to be in a pinning predicament. 1…… Nope, Rip wasn’t gonna get pinned that easy. Rip can be seen yelling “I’m gonna break his motherfucking neck!” Rip has Mikey ready for a piledriver but Mikey reverses that momentum and has Rip in the air for an Alabama Slam, but wait, Rip reverses that to a sunset flip. 1…….2…. Nope not there either. When will this match end. Rip charges at Mikey who hits a drop toehold. Mikey climbs the tope rope, probably to hit the moonsault, Rip gets up there, maybe Rips gonna do to Mikey what Mikey did to Zook. They battle up there for about 30 seconds before…. NO! MIKEY JUST HIT THE TIGERBOMB OFF THE TOP ROPE! Both men out. Mikey crawls and gets his hand over Rip. 1…….2…….3! Mikey wins this one. Now there is just the final entrant. Sandra Chui!

Ring Announcer: Making her way to the ring from The Philippines, weighing in at 135 lbs, Sandra Chui.


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Sandra seems to be rather happy and bubbly tonight and she probably should be. Mikey seems to be at a disposition after 2 grueling matches. Sandra is the final opponent and technically, she has the greatest chance of winning this over Mikey. Sandra slides into the ring and poses on the turnbuckle, but Mikey can’t wait for her to finish and tries to hit an electric chair drop on Sandra, but she reverses that to a victory roll. 1…….2…. Nope. Both Sandra and Mikey up, Sandra ducks a clothesline and throws some punches. Sandra off the ropes and hits a springboard armdrag on Mikey. Sandra off the ropes again and hits a flying headscissors. Sandra goes for a standing moonsault but Mikey was smart and moved out of the way. Mikey tries his luck as well but misses a legdrop to the back of Chui’s head. Sandra hits a dropkick to the face of Mikey Jones. Sandra hits a hurricanrana into a pin. 1…….2… Nope, not there. Sandra waits till Mikey gets up before, well it looks like she’s going for another flying headscissors. No wait, it the cristo armbar submission. Mikey has to find a way out of this hold. The referee asks if Mikey wishes to submit but Mikey refuses. Mikey battles out with a sidewalk slam. Mikey and Chui back to their feet, Mikey gets in an arm wrench on Chui and gets in a northern lights suplex before Chi can reverse the hold. The ref makes the count. 1…….2…… nope not there either. And it was so close but Chui bridges out of the pin and hits a backslide pin. 1…….2….. but Mikey gets out of the hold. Sandra gives Mikey a knife edge chop to the chest of Mikey, as Mikey does the same… (head out of the gutters people). Sandra hits a chop again but Mikey battles back with a headbut to the face of Sandra Chui. Mikey Irish whips Sandra Chui and hits a shining wizard on her followed by a bulldog. Mikey goes for the pin. 1…….2… No, Mikey’s gonna have to try harder if he wants the pin there. Oh, here we go, Mikey goes for the figure four leglock submission. Great strategy by Mikey. Take out the high flier by grounding her. Lucky for Sandra, she was next to the ropes. Mikey goes to pick up Sandra Chui, but she elbows him in the gut and hits a monkey flip. Mikey pops back up as Sandra hits a Sonya Blade like standing headscissors on Mikey knocking him back down and popping him back up. And Sandra Chui with a widow’s peak on Mikey. This might do it here. 1…….2…….3! NO! Mikey kicks out. What will it take to put away this kid. Sandra looks pretty pissed right now. Sandra climbs the top rope, Mikey to his feet, Sandra with a diving hurricanrana. And the pin 1…….2…….3! NO! AGAIN! Mikey is determined to be champion. Sandra Chui picks up Mikey and Irish whips him off the ropes, but Mikey comes out of no where with a flying forearm smash to the face. Mikey with a European uppercut. Mikey with a belly to belly slam. Mikey goes for the pin. 1… No 2 there. Mikey Irish whips Sandra Chui but Sandra bounces off the ropes with a springboard armdrag. Sandra delivers a dropkick to the knee followed by a Russian leg sweep. Mikey is laid out spread eagle on the canvas. Sandra climbs the turnbuckle again and hits a 450 Splash on Mikey. 1…….2…. Slow 2 count there by the referee. Sandra tries going for a springboard moonsault but Mikey rolls out of the way. Mikey picks up Sandra and punches her before Irish whipping her but Chui goes for a springboard back elbow, but misses. Mikey picks up the woman and hits the Vertabreaker. 1…….2…….3! It’s over. It’s over! This helacious match is over and Mikey Jones is the URS champion. This is history in the making.

Ring Announcer: Here is you winner, you new and FIRST URS Champion – MIKEY JONES!

Mikey Jones poses in front of the crowd. When PaintMeBloodRed’s music plays on the titontron. He walks out with a black bag with no doubt the title inside. He grabs a microphone and begins to talk.

PaintMeBloodRed: Mikey Jones, congratulations on becoming the new and first Ultimate Rajah Simulation Champion! On behalf of the URS committee, I would like award you with the URS title.

Mikey takes the title before shaking PaintMeBloodRed’s hand. He takes the title and poses with for the whole crowd to see. Mikey Jones will go down in history for this.

FaSho34
October 15th, 2006, 12:56 PM
Why am I always stereotyped as a primadonna. I dropped that so long ago...

Mikey_Jones
October 15th, 2006, 1:10 PM
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Promo to come later....probably

FaSho34
October 15th, 2006, 1:12 PM
:yes: congrats Mikey

Holy_Hopkins
October 15th, 2006, 1:44 PM
First and foremost congratulations Mikey Jones.

Well done on finally reaching your goal.

All those nights of practice and your dream has been fullfilled.

You finally..... Got some action with a female! Well done Mikey, we all knew you had it in you.

Seriously though, you beat a girl. Everyone knows I was screwed out of that title by Mafia and Fasho. Mikey a word of warning. When I want that title. I shall get it.

Now Fasho... Fasho Fasho Fasho, what to do with you hey. As I'm sure you're aware the man of few words, the dark destroyer, the one and only Nightmare is here in URS, and hell we don't take kindly to you running your mouth off at us you peasant. Cross us again and you shall pay. That's for you as well Mafia.

Now Nightmare is back, and I'm sure you're all wondering where he's been... Where he's been doesn't matter. You could say he's always been around. Lurking in the darkest corner of the room. In that closet in your head, all that matters is he is back. And he's aching to put a beating on someone. So if anyone here in URS has a problem witht he way I act aroun here you won't only have to answer tot he greatest English wretler of all time. You will also be answering to the most dominant, sadistic son of a bitch on this planet in Nightmare.

Mikey_Jones
October 15th, 2006, 2:56 PM
Well well well. Mikey Jones is URS Champion. I beat 3 other superstars to win and I bloody well deserve it. I beat that physco Rip, I beat that crazy bastard Zook and, after those two, I beat Sandra Chui, although beating a woman is no way to win a title. I said sorry to her afterwards but it was just what needed to be done.

However, I've got another woman complaining now. Hopkins. The man whose career has been filled with gays, showers and killing African kids after one, who was infected with HIV, said hi to Hopkins. Needless to say, Hopkins got his autobiography, whacking the poor kid over the head with it and then selling the book to Prince Nana of Ghana for £99.99.

However, Hopkins is interested in FaSho at the moment. So I need an opponent for the next big show. Who though? Zook tapped like a pussy, Rip went down after a Tiger Bomb off the top and Sandra, although tough, fell to a Vertebreaker. So, I need someone who I think can actually win a fight. But there's no-one in URS who's that good.

So I'm gonna let someone challenge me. If anyone out there thinks they're good enough to face me then they can ask for the match. And now, for the exit

Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls and children off all ages. Ultimate Rajah Simulation proudly presents to you the current, reigning and defending CHAMPION OF THE WOLDDDDDD

The FIRST, The ONLY, MIKEY JONES

Rip
October 16th, 2006, 6:06 AM
Jones.

Congratulations kid.

One problem though mate, you've now painted a huge target on your back, every sick freak that walks the halls will be looking for you trying to take your head off, trying to take you out, make you hurt like never before.

See I like you Mikey, you and I we have history, we walked the aisle together in RSA, we could have been the most dominant team this business ever saw, so I figure I owe you one.

So here's how it works, you have something that's going to get you hurt mate, something that everyone wants, I can't let you carry that burdon mate.

So I'll accept your challange, I'll take the weight from your shoulders, let you go back to enjoying your life again.

See arn't I nice.

Tick, Tock

Tick, Tock

Time to let go of your troubles Mikey.

Tick, Tock

Tick.........

fabthrob_79
October 16th, 2006, 6:12 AM
Hey Jones



Congratulations!



well im not very Good in English and i hope you Understand



you did a Very Good Job beating me in the Finals Huh?!



dont treat me as your Barbie Doll ok??!



Im a Fighter and i will do anything to get that World Title



See You Soon Mikey

Vee-Bee
October 16th, 2006, 7:47 AM
I was Screwed!!

It's Offical, OceansMafia screwed me over! I had that match won, I had him with the Down Under Thunder, yet he snuck out of it

.......Mafia.......

......Trust me, I'm Skippy Smith....

.....The Australian Icon...


..And I will be back!!

Mikey_Jones
October 16th, 2006, 12:23 PM
Well, two people have replied. Rip has "kindly" offered to take the title away from me and Sandra has said she's not Barbie.

Well, thanks for the offer Rip but it's good being champ. Sure, it's only been for 1 day, 1 hour, 7 minutes and 39 seconds. But I've enjoyed every moment.

And Sandra, I say you look more like Ken then Barbie...

Tha Kyd
October 23rd, 2006, 5:38 PM
Show will be up momentarily but no ME (I promise it'll be up tomoz, Hoppy hasn't sent it :mad:)

Tha Kyd
October 23rd, 2006, 5:53 PM
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October 23, 2006
Bronx, NY


Step Up by Drowning Pool (http://media.putfile.com/Drowning-Pool---Step-Up)


1, 2, 3 - Go!


Broken,

Yeah, you've been living on the edge of a broken dream.

Nothing,

Yeah, that's the only thing you'll ever take away from me.


I'm never gonna stop,

I'm never gonna drop,

Ain't no different than it was before.


So take some good advice,

You better stop and think twice,

Before you take your first step,

Out that door.


If you wanna step up (step up),

You're gonna get knocked down (knocked down).

If you wanna step up (step up),

You're gonna get knocked down.


You had your chance to walk away.

Live to see another day.


If you wanna step up (step up),

You're gonna get knocked down (knocked down).

You're gonna get knocked down...


Aaaaah...


Suffering,

Yeah, that's the only thing here that's left for you.

Nothing,

Yeah, that's the only thing you're ever gonna -- do.


I'm never gonna stop,

I'm never gonna drop,

Ain't no different than it was before.


So take some good advice,

You better stop and think twice,

Before you take your first step,

Out that door.


So if you wanna step up (step up),

You're gonna get knocked down (knocked down).

If you wanna step up (step up),

You're gonna get knocked down.


You had your chance to walk away.

Live to see another day.


If you wanna step up (step up),

You're gonna get knocked down (knocked down).

You're gonna get knocked down...


You're gonna get knocked down...


And now you've crossed that line...

You must be out your mind.


Go.


If you wanna step up (step up),

You're gonna get knocked down (knocked down).

If you wanna step up (step up),

You're gonna get knocked down.


You had your chance to walk away.

Live to see another day.


If you wanna step up (step up),

You're gonna get knocked down (knocked down).

You're gonna get knocked down...


You're gonna get knocked down (step up).


You're gonna get knocked down...


You're gonna get knocked down (step up).


You're gonna get knocked... down!


Welcome to URS Pain for Pleasure, and boy do we have a show for you. On our debut show we have the first ever URS Champion Mikey Jones in the building and will be holding a celebration. Also, coming up soon is an announcement from the Ultimate Rajah Simulation Executive Consultant PaintMeBloodRed. And here he comes right now


PMBR comes out to the ring and grabs a mic. He’s dressed for the occasion. He seems to be very happy at the current moment. The crowd pops very loud for him as he begins to speak.



PMBR: Wasn’t last Sunday a success? Wasn’t New Blood a great showing of athletic competition amongst some of the greatest wrestlers in possibly the world? And we have crowned a champion. Michael Jones is the first Ultimate Rajah Simulation Champion in the history of this company. May he be a positive representation for URS and all it’s workers in the company. But tonight I have a 2 major announcement. The first announcement concerns Holy Hopkins and Nightmare. Last night, Nightmare made an unsigned appearance last night as an act of interference. As of Tuesday, the only person brave enough to get within a close proximity of him that was Hopkins himself to sign a URS contract. The second also announcement concerns, Holy Hopkins and Nightmare. This announcement concerns Rip. This announcement concerns Zook, Slare, and Sandra Chui etc. Tonight the people who didn’t win the gauntlet match will have an opportunity to be in a tournament tonight. Now I cannot guarantee that a title will be on the line, but it could be a number of other things, such as a #1 contendership to face Mikey Jones, it could be the opportunity to obtain another title or it could be the opportunity to be the GM. We haven’t decided yet. We do know however, that the name of tournament is only suited to the person who wins it. Tonight will the kick off to the URS Iron Man’s tournament.




Wow can you believe it? URS is having a tournament in which the outcome is unknown. This could be a great thing or a horrible thing. But after Sunday and it’s great matches, I wonder how much more toping we can do. Here are the brackets below:



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Looks like it’s about to begin.

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Announcer: This is the first match in the Ultimate Rajah Simulation Iron Man’s tournament. The first contestant, making his way to the ring from Arizona, he is the “King of Extreme” Norman Zook.



And you have to imagine this seems to be a match right up Zook’s field. He will go through anything to get his victory. Unfortunately coming up short on Sunday losing to our champion Mikey Jones. Zook makes his way to the ring and slides under the bottom rope. He does a back flip off the top rope before waiting for his opponent.



Announcer: And making his way to the ring from Australia, he is “The Australian Icon” Skippy Smith!



Skippy Smith climbs into the ring and stares down Zook across the ring. The referee calls for the bell to begin this match. Both men circle the ring and lock up center ring, but Skippy Smith overpowers Zook and shoves him across the ring. Zook bounces off the ropes, but Smith catches Zook, and it looks like he’s going for a sidewalk slam, but wait, Zook gets out a headscissors on Smith. Zook not wasting any time goes for the Twist of Fate but gets shoved aside by Skippy Smith who goes for a backslide pin. 1…….2…. nope. Zook on the other side of the ropes hops off the top one and connects with a springboard kick to the chest of Skippy Smith. Zook goes for a kick on Skippy Smith but Smith catches it. Zook goes for a reverse enziguri but Smith moves out of the way. From that position Smith locks in a half crab submission. Skippy holds Zook in the hold as he strives for the ropes. Zook is almost at the ropes but Smith releases and drops an elbow on Zook’s back. Smith then proceeds to leave the ring and gets out a chair from underneath the ring. Smith gets back into the ring but Zook dropkicks the chair right into his face. Zook back up to his feet waits for Skippy to do the same before connecting with a huge kick to the side of the head. Zook with a leg drop. Zook goes for the pin. 1…….2….. Almost!


Here comes Zook’s crazy antics again, climbing the top rope, but Skippy comes up there as well. Both battling to gain control. Looks like that goes to Skippy who gets a huge belly-to-belly suplex off the top rope. Skippy gets his arm over Zook for the pin.1…….2…….3! NO! Zook gets the shoulder up! Skippy up to his feet, picks up Zook as well and hits a knife-edge chop on Zook. Zook responds to this with a chop of his own. Skippy with another chop. Zook battles back with a chop again. Skippy goes out with a headbut on Zook. Skippy Smith with an Irish whip on Zook before hitting a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Zook. Skippy goes for the pin. 1…….2… no, Zook gets the shoulder up. Skippy gets Zook up and works on Zooks back again with the dragon sleeper before releasing it with a reverse suplex. Skippy staggers a bit before realizing the chair in the corner of the ring. Zook gets to his feet and is met by a chair shot to the side of the head. Skippy goes for the pin. 1…….2…… NO! no 3 again. Zook will not die! Skippy Irish whips Zook to the corner. Skippy charges at Zook but Zook hops out of the way and hits the tarantula. The ref makes the count. 1…2…3.. Zook lets go. Zook gets Skippy with a mule kick sending him to the floor. Zook with a corkscrew leg drop on Skippy. Zook goes for the pin. 1…….2…….3! Zook advances in the Iron Man’s tournament.



Announcer: Here is the winner of this contest- Norman Zook!




Backstage we see Mafia walking around with a stern look on his face. He seems to be no nonsense since Sunday. He bumps into Skippy Smith who just lost his match.



Skippy: Hey watch where you’re going.


Mafia: Excuse me?


Skippy: Watch where you’re going PU-



Mafia does even give Skippy Smith a moment to finish his statement as he grabs Smith by the throat and tosses him across the room into the wall and chokes him against the wall.



Mafia: Now I’m gonna ask you one question and you better damn well answer it correctly- did you screw me on Sunday?


Skippy: (choking) No


Mafia: You better not be fucking with me Smith, cause if you are I’m gonna fuckin’ kill you. Huh? Maybe you were pissed that you lost to me and wanted to get even. So you cut the lights out and got me counted out.


Skippy: No



Mafia takes a moment more to look into Smith’s eyes. Mafia then chokeslams Skippy Smith through a consessment table.



Mafia: Punk. Can’t even defeat Zook in a match.


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Announcer: This is the first round of the Ultimate Rajah Simulation Iron Man’s tournament. First out, from England, he is the “The British Legend” Holy Hopkins!




Hopkins makes his way out to the ring. Not accompanied by Nightmare tonight who too has a match later on. I wonder what’s in Nightmare’s contract since Hopkins was the only person willing to get within a radius of the guy. Hopkins gets into the ring and poses for the crowd who respond with a bunch of boos.



Announcer: And his opponent, now residing in an Unknown location, weighing in at 253 lbs, Rip!


The sadistic mad man walks out to the ring. And the thing that’s the scariest part about Rip is that not only can he play with your mind, but he also has probably the most adaptive style in this company. It’s a deadly combination. The bell rings and this one is on. Hopkins walks up to Rip, and laughs at him like he’s a joke. Hopkins then slaps Rip across the face. A real sign of disrespect. Rip turns back and is met by another slap across the face. What a guy Hopkins is, he then taunts right in the face of his opponent. Rip with a huge punch across Hopkins face followed by a flurry more from Rip into the corner. The referee tries to break them up. Rip backs away but only after he does a dirty break. Rip with some kicks to Hopkins who sits into the corner. Rip’s hands around Hopkins’s neck. Rip must want a chokeslam but Hopkins kicks Rip in the gut stopping the move. Hopkins gets out a rear naked choke drop. Hopkins stomps away Rip before going for the cover. 1….. No 2. Hopkins Irish whips Rip off of the ropes. Rip shoulder blocks Hopkins. Rip chokes Hopkins on the floor and then kicks him in the gut. Rip goes for the pin. 1……. Almost a 2 count there but no avail. Rip stomps on Hopkins’s head before picking Hopkins up who gets a thumb to the eye on Rip. Hopkins hits a boxing like combo on Rip. Hopkins then locks in a hammerlock and follows it up with a high angle backdrop on Rip. Hopkins goes for the pin. 1…….2… Hopkins lifts up Rips shoulder. Hopkins picks up Rip and Irish whips him off the ropes and hits a drop toehold. Hopkins then walks up to Rips face and taunts him. But wait, Rip is playing possum, Rip catches Hopkins with a small package pin. 1…….2…….3! Rip has outsmarted Hopkins, that’s what we were talking about his adaptation to just about any style.



Announcer: Here is your winner of this contest- Rip!



Hopkins is amazed in disbelief. How the hell did he lose his match to Rip so quickly. Rip stands hovering over him with a sinister grin on his face, before leaving the ring. Hopkins then has a temper tantrum in the ring.


Wait! That’s Fasho’s face on the titontron. I wonder what h e has to say about Hopkins’s s loss. Especially after the confrontation they had at New Blood.


Fasho: Another notch slipped from the so it seems not so great British Legend Holy Hopkins. The sand slips through his fingers every time resulting in the same burned bacon. And for a job well done Mr. Hopkins. You deserve a round of applause for over hyping yourself. Seems whenever Nighty’s not around you can never deliver. But Hoppy, you dare to call me a primadona at New Blood, when it is quite the example you demonstrate. But unlike you, I’ve gone out of my way and done something regarding my disposition. Something that you and all my adoring fans in the building alike will have to wait to hear what it is.



Well it looks like we are gonna be hearing from Mafia right now because here he comes out to the ring and he looks pissed. We saw what he did to Skippy Smith earlier tonight. He walks out scowling at the audience members. He then snatches a microphone from a road agents hand.



Mafia: I’m not the most liked guy backstage, but I have respect from them. And now I find that some fool has the audacity to deprive me of the title opportunity that I deserve. As far as I am concerned, the Ultimate Rajah Simulation Championship should have my name on it and not that below averaged level retarded son-of-a-bitch kid Mikey Jones. So I’m calling out the punk, the ass-hole, the jack-off who did this to me. Hell I’m so pissed off, I don’t even care about the match I have against Nightmare later on tonight. This here event is personal. Now get your ass out here right now!



Mafia waits in the ring for some one to come out. Step Up plays over the intercom as the URS owner Mr. “Funazz” Roberts walks out to the ring with a microphone in his hand.



Funazz: Now Mafia, I understand you’re pissed off at the world, but you have to understand that right now, your violating company time. If you-


Mafia: How do I know you weren’t involved in all this? You were my opponent at the time of the incident. It could’ve been a plot set up by a corruption in the URS staff.


Funazz: Are you accusing me of conspiring to your loss? Because-


Mafia: You damn well know what I am sayin’. This isn’t the first time you’ve used bitch antics. It just can’t be a good federation without screwin’ someone over.


Funazz: Shut the hell up Mafia. I haven’t screwed anyone the fuck over.


Mafia: Really? Well then, don’t feel offended after my pre-emptive strike.



Mafia drops the mic and turns Funazz inside out with a huge clothesline. And looks down at Funazz with the same sadistic look that he gave Skippy earlier tonight. Mafia puts Funazz in a powerbomb position. NO! NO! NO! Mafia just powerbombed Funazz right into the turnbuckle. What a sadistic man. And again takes the liberty of rolling Funazz out of the ring like he did at New Blood. Will we know the end to Mafia’s evil?


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Announcer: This is the first round of the Ultimate Rajah Simulation Iron Man’s tournament. Making his way to the ring from Scotland, “The Serpent of the Society” Slare!




Slare has somewhat of a smug look on his face. Slare had some comments before this match. And his opponent he shouldn’t be. She made quite the impression at New Blood and made it clear that she isn’t interested in “sexual angles.” But who knows, maybe Slare’s serxyness may sway her over.




Announcer: And making her way to the ring, from the Philippines weighing in at 135 lbs- Sandra Chui!




Sandra Chui comes out to the ring. She seems more subdued than Sunday missing the opportunity to become the URS Champion. She must think that this could be her one opportunity at getting something out of the company. She slides into the ring and looks at Slare dead in his eye. The bell rings for the match. Both lock up center ring, Slare gets control of the arm but Sandra Chui gets out an arm drag. Slare up to his feet is then met by a Japanese arm drag by Sandra again. Sandra Irish whips Slare off the ropes and hits a hip toss. Sandra now off the ropes goes for a flying headscissors but Slare reverses that to a sidewalk slam. Slare goes for the pin. 1… no, too early in the match. Slare locks in an armwrench but using the ropes Sandra does a moonsault to get out but is immediately met by a Slare clothesline. Slare irish whips Sandra off the ropes. Sandra comes back with a wheel barrel to arm drag. Sandra goes for a miastrol cradle pin. 1…….2… No, Slare gets out. Slare gets out and hits a shinning Yakuza kick to the side of Sandra Chui’s head. Slare drops and elbow. Slare irish whips Sandra to the corner and hits her with a clothesline followed by a bulldog. Slare goes for the pin. 1…….2.. no Sandra kicks out. Well Slare puts Sandra between his legs, ready for a powerbomb but Sandra reverses that with a victory roll. 1…….2… No, she still doesn’t get the victory. Seems that Sandra has a counter to every move but still can’t get the upper hand. Sandra to her feet gets Slare a chop followed by a double underhook suplex. Slare floored, Sandra goes for a springboard moonsault but Slare moves out of the way. Slare quickly picks up Chui and hits the STD. 1…….2…….3! That one is over.




Announcer: The winner of this match, Slare!




Slare helps Sandra up to her feet and shakes her hand. What sportsmanship on Slare’s part. Hopefully we see more of that from the wrestlers of URS.



Mikey Jones’ celebration




The ring is set for the special occasion. Balloons on the ground, streamers, cake like a party was to occur. “This Fire” by Franz Ferndinand comes over the P.A. system as out comes Mikey Jones- the only man in the company wearing gold. He climbs onto the apron. Confetti begins to fall from the ceiling. Pyrotechnics go off into the background. There is even a horse here.



Mikey: My first World Championship reign. Who would’ve thought that I’d be standing here today in the middle of this ring, the URS champion. This is the most prestigious item that I could have in this business. So I want to make my first note on thanking you people- the fans for my success and-



Music cuts off Mikey from finishing his sentence. It’s Mr. Wonderful. Fasho comes from the backstage area with a microphone in hand.



Fasho: Cut! Cut! Cut! No! No! No! If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times to never trust or thank the peasants of the world.



Fasho gets into the ring.



Fasho: Where are my manners? Hello, my name is Fasho, I’m here to shed some light on the little situation you have here. You see Mikey, not everyone can be stars like us. And not all of us- some more than others *coughcoughhopkinscoughcough* can be champions like you.


Mikey: Make your point Fasho


Fasho: My point is that these people have done nothing for you. Their only purpose is to come here and watch God’s like us toy with our opponents and put dollars in our pockets when the curtain is called.


Mikey: I don’t need help running my life, but if I ever do, you will be the first person I call-


Fasho: I’m not here to give you words of wisdom- although you desperately need it, I’m here to crash you celebration. Now where’s the booze, I feel like Mel Gibson tonight.


Mikey: Fasho you’re an uninvited guest, so don’t think you can crash my party… But if I heard correctly, earlier you told Hopkins and all your “adoring fans” that you have an announcement.


Fasho: Oh yes, how could I ever have forgotten? You see Mikey, I am a hard workingman, a man who doesn’t wait for opportunities to fall into my lap. No, I rather make those opportunities myself. So I took it upon myself at New Blood to visit PMBR and Funazz after the “Gauntlet for the Gold” pathetic nonsense that you won, probably because you cheated or bribed people, was over and I gave my demands. They said you couldn’t issue challenges, but I made it clear that I meant business or there would be the biggest walkout in the history of Professional Wrestling. My demands were as following

My own locker room lined with only the best cashmere furniture

7 bottles of booze on my couch every day and the 8th opened and already poured in a glass

My own orchestra
And the most important bit of information, a shot at your Ultimate Rajah Simulation title. Sure, they were skeptical, but money can buy anything.


Mikey: You son-of-a-bitch Fasho. You can’t stand to see me enjoy my championship belt for 20 seconds before you make arrangements to take possession of it.


Fasho: Yeah, but I’m an actor in high demand. I do wonders for the company… Your just some posterboy. There is an Italian phrase for what goes here… I think it’s “I’m betta than you!”



Fasho walks over to the cake center ring, sticks his finger into the frosting and tastes it. After which Fasho shakes his head in disapproval. This is supposed to be a happy celebration that Fasho has ruined. Mikey stands in the corner. He looks at Fasho, then at the mic, then at the cake. Mikey chucks the mic. Fasho turns around. SPEAR FROM MIKEY JONES! SPEAR FROM MIKEY JONES! And a brawl has broken out in the ring. Road Agents come from the back to separate the champion from the new challenger. Fasho stays in the ring taunting Mikey from afar as Mikey is being escourted to the back. Wait, Holy Hopkins is in the ring right now with a chair in hand. Don’t turn around Fasho. CrAcK! Over the head of Fasho. And now Hopkins is shoving Fasho’s face in the cake. Fasho is blinded by the frosting. Here it comes- Jackhammer! This rivalry between Hopkins and Fasho seems to be getting started, but how will this make an impact on the title match that is to be announced. Hopkins walks away making his point clear to Fasho.


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Mafia and Nightmare stand center ring, arguing under their breaths in front of the entire crowd. Wait Mafia hits a headbut on Nightmare who staggers off a bit. Nightmare coming back at Mafia with a thrust to the throat. Mafia battles back with a punch to the head. Nightmare battles back with a clothesline. Mafia goes off the ropes and tries for a shoulder block but Nightmare holds his ground. Nightmare tries to go for the same but Mafia catches him with with a Gorrilla Pess Slam on Nightmare. Nightmare gets to his feet only to be met with a wrist lock followed by a huge clothesline. Mafia goes for the pin. 1.......2.... No 3 there. Nightmare gets up and is met by a dragon screw by Mafia. Mafia charges at Nightmare but is met by a Nightmare clothesline. Nightmare irish whips Mafia to the corner and hits a big boot on Mafia. Nightmare goes for the pin. 1.......2.... No. 2 count there. Nightmare battles with some elbow strikes on Mafia and tries for an irish whip but is met by an STO by Mafia. Mafia goes for the pin. 1.......2.. Nope not there either, the match continues. Mafia with a devestating chop to the face of Nightmare followed by a european uppercut. Mafia irish whips Nightmare off the ropes and hits a samoan drop. This one should be over. Mafia goes for the pin. 1.......2.. No, not there either. Mafia goes to pick up Nightmare but is met by a shot to the gut by Nightmare. Nightmare with a chop followed by an irish whip. Mafia off the ropes is met by another big boot from Nightmare. Nighty goes for the pin. 1......2..... AMOST! Nightmare tries an irish whip on Mafia but Mafia reverses the momentum. Mafia charges at Nightmare, but Nightmare moves out of the way and into the turnbuckle post goes Mafia. Mafia is in trouble, Nightmare is ready for a chokeslam. But Mafia kicks Nightmare in the gut and hits the Last Ride on Nightmare.

But wait the lights are out. Someon just went into the ring and knocked out Mafia and they put Nightmare's arm over Mafia.

They're back on now and Mafia's out. Nightmare's arm is over Mafia. The ref goes for the count. 1........2.........3! Nightmare won this match.


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I can't believe Mafia lost this. He has a true stalker in the company. Wait what's that on the titontron?

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Who the hell is Showtime? Mafia better watch his back. He could end up in serious trouble. He's caused a lot of damage tonight and now this. What happens Next Week on Pain for Pleasure.

FaSho34
October 23rd, 2006, 8:41 PM
... I am still not an actor :rolleyes:

I quit that gimmick forever ago

Mikey_Jones
October 24th, 2006, 3:04 AM
Damnit, that cake looked good :(

Tha Kyd
October 24th, 2006, 6:49 PM
It fits better for diversity? :dunno:

Tha Kyd
October 24th, 2006, 7:24 PM
updated show!

heyman_rulez
October 24th, 2006, 7:38 PM
Your worst Nightmare is back.

Oh yes. After a year lieing dorment that most devastating man on this planet is back inside the squared ring.

Why?

Why URS and not return to RSA where I once decimated the competiton?

One reason. One man. One leader.

Hopkins.

You see everything Hopkins has said is the truth, he was the one who made URS the recognizable federation that it is today. He is the most decorated superstar in URS. He is your saviour.

I am here to make sure that no-one opposes the saviour of URS. Nobody tried to block the true Messiah's path to the top where he truely belongs.

I shall say this once but I shall say this clear for you to truely understand the meaning of my words. Those who stand up against us will feel the true wrath of our messiah and his loyal follower. I will break your bones and make you bleed. Playtime is over. Bow down before your saviour, least you want your worst nightmare to begin.

JamieB
October 25th, 2006, 7:46 AM
Funazz why can't you possibly not copy everything in RSA. Try to do something different instead of using the same superstars with the same gimmicks, same nicknames, same everything. URS will never be competition like this, they will continue being plagerizism

OceansMafia
October 25th, 2006, 12:47 PM
awww snap son

*pretends to be in Middle school*


*screams Hey funazz i heard Jamieb said your momma was a cunt*


*Says the same to jamieb*


*tells the board there is a fight behind the gym at 2*

Rip
October 25th, 2006, 3:16 PM
Nah Mafia, it's more like...........

MaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaM, Funazz is copying me again!!

Bless 'im :D

heyman_rulez
October 25th, 2006, 4:56 PM
Funazz why can't you possibly not copy everything in RSA. Try to do something different instead of using the same superstars with the same gimmicks, same nicknames, same everything. URS will never be competition like this, they will continue being plagerizism

:\ Me and Hopkins are taking a slightly different route with our characters, I'm sure the gimmicks will change in time, they've not really been established yet beside Fasho being a "primadonna" which is going to change.... Give this place a chance :)

FaSho34
October 25th, 2006, 8:31 PM
I have changed my gimmick quite dramatically (no pun intended)

I have a new gimmick, and I will introduce it in a new promo, soon.

Vee-Bee
October 25th, 2006, 9:01 PM
Funazz why can't you possibly not copy everything in RSA. Try to do something different instead of using the same superstars with the same gimmicks, same nicknames, same everything. URS will never be competition like this, they will continue being plagerizism

URS is not plagerizism of RSA :p

RSA doesn't have the "Australian Icon" Skippy Smith.

..And next week at Pain For Pleasure, Skippy Smith is going to show the world, why he is the newest Superstar of this industry!

V-Line
October 26th, 2006, 2:47 AM
I would not mind joining this........PM me Funazz on the ideas for this.......and if i'd be usefull.

Tha Kyd
November 6th, 2006, 7:12 PM
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Pain for Pleasure
October 30, 2006
Philadelphia, PA


Step Up by Drowning Pool (http://media.putfile.com/Drowning-Pool---Step-Up)


1, 2, 3 - Go!


Broken,
Yeah, you've been living on the edge of a broken dream.
Nothing,
Yeah, that's the only thing you'll ever take away from me.


I'm never gonna stop,
I'm never gonna drop,
Ain't no different than it was before.


So take some good advice,
You better stop and think twice,
Before you take your first step,
Out that door.


If you wanna step up (step up),
You're gonna get knocked down (knocked down).
If you wanna step up (step up),
You're gonna get knocked down.


You had your chance to walk away.
Live to see another day.


If you wanna step up (step up),
You're gonna get knocked down (knocked down).
You're gonna get knocked down...


Aaaaah...


Suffering,
Yeah, that's the only thing here that's left for you.
Nothing,
Yeah, that's the only thing you're ever gonna -- do.


I'm never gonna stop,
I'm never gonna drop,
Ain't no different than it was before.


So take some good advice,
You better stop and think twice,
Before you take your first step,
Out that door.


So if you wanna step up (step up),
You're gonna get knocked down (knocked down).
If you wanna step up (step up),
You're gonna get knocked down.


You had your chance to walk away.
Live to see another day.


If you wanna step up (step up),
You're gonna get knocked down (knocked down).
You're gonna get knocked down...


You're gonna get knocked down...


And now you've crossed that line...
You must be out your mind.


Go.


If you wanna step up (step up),
You're gonna get knocked down (knocked down).
If you wanna step up (step up),
You're gonna get knocked down.


You had your chance to walk away.
Live to see another day.


If you wanna step up (step up),
You're gonna get knocked down (knocked down).
You're gonna get knocked down...


You're gonna get knocked down (step up).


You're gonna get knocked down...


You're gonna get knocked down (step up).


You're gonna get knocked... down!


Welcome to URS Pain for Pleasure, and what a night do we have tonight. We have one of the semi-final match-ups tonight of the Ultimate Rajah Simulation Iron Man’s tournament in which the winner will gain a mystery prize. We don’t know whether it could be good or if it could be bad, all we know is that only one of the 4 remaining men in the competition will be the victor. Also we have a huge main event match tonight. It’ll be Holy Hopkins taking on the Ultimate Rajah Simulation champion Mikey Jones in a non-title match. This could prove to be a great feat for the challenger to gain one over the champion, and let’s not forget that Fasho, who declared himself the #1 contender to the title will be studying this match looking for the opportunity to rip the strap off the champion.



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Announcer: The following opening contest is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring from England- Mafia!


Mafia who is a multi-time tag team champion has been rather violent as of late has been put into this match tonight after the inexcusable actions last night not only towards the URS owner Funazz, but also to his opponent tonight Skippy Smith. We also can’t forget about the message left by his “stalker” last week. All we know about him is that he is known by the pseudonym “Showtime!”


Announcer: And his opponent, from Australia, he is the “Australian Icon” Skippy Smith!


Skippy Smith making his way to the ring seeming in a pissed off mood right now after what Mafia did to him last week, and they aren’t waiting to get this match started as the start brawling center ring straight to the corner, the referee breaks up the fight though. Mafia irish whips Skippy to the opposite turnbuckle. Mafia charges toward Skippy hits a drop toehold on Mafia sending him face first into the middle turnbuckle. Skippy picks up Mafia and hits a head smash on the top turnbuckle. Skippy rolls Mafia up with a school boy. 1…….2. Shoulder up by Mafia. Skippy gets a knee to the gut of Mafia followed by a knee to the head of Mafia. Skippy with a knife-edge chop followed by a DDT. Skippy goes for the pin. 1…….2 No Skippy just gets the 2 there. Skippy picks up Mafia who gives Skippy 2 punches to the gut, but Skippy gets Mafia with a side knee to the gut. Skippy irish whips Mafia, Mafia comes off the ropes with a clothesline. Mafia does a knee drop to the face of Skippy Smith followed by a STF submission hold. Skippy crawls towards the ropes. It takes a while before he gets the bottom rope for a rope break. Mafia gets a double underhook on Skippy and hits him with a double underhook suplex. Mafia goes for the cover. 1…….2….. Almost but no 3 from Mafia. Mafia hoists Skippy onto his shoulders for a Death Valley Driver but Skippy flips off and lands on his feet followed by a huge kick to the jaw from Skippy. Skippy goes for the cover. 1…….2…. No cigar there for Skippy. Skippy goes outside the ring and gets the chair. Mafia gets to his feet and across the skull of Mafia is a huge chair shot. Skippy locks in a figure four leg lock on Mafia. The pain can be seen in the face of Mafia. Mafia manages to turn over and the pain is reversed to Skippy Smith. But Skippy grabs the ropes immediately, and Mafia has to release the hold, but wont. The ref makes the count. 1… 2… 3… The hold is broken by the stomp of- wait can that be? That’s John Krone! I get it now, “Showtime John Krone. That’s Mafias stalker. Krone begins to stomp at the body of Mafia. Krone picks up Mafia and hits a cobra clutch slam. John Krone has just taken out Mafia. But why? Krone has a microphone, maybe he can shed some light on the situation.


Krone: Here I am Mafia. I just laid you out on the canvas, and you know… It feels damn good. I know many people hate me and many are shocked to see me here. But whether you love or hate me all I have to say is, I don’t give a damn. And then they want to know why. Why did I attack Mafia? Why did I do what I did. And I say, because I can. Because I wanted to make an Impact. Showtime, wanted to make an Impact. So I picked the name of some nobody and made my mark.


Mafia still on the canvas begins to get up to his feet and sees the man who attacked him.


Krone: Everyone will remember the day that John Krone-


Mafia comes at Krone from behind wih some forearms. Mafia gets Krone on his shoulders for the Verdict, but Krone gets off and out of the ring quickly. Looks like mafia has put a target on Krones head.


Backstage we see Sandra Chui training. There is a knock at her locker room door.


Sandra: Come in


In comes Slare. He has a handful of flowers and chocolate. Sandra’s face grows dull.


Sandra: What are you doing?


Slare: I just thought I’d get you a gift as no hard feelings for last week. I did beat you after all.


Sandra: This doesn’t seem like an I’m sorry gift. It seems more like a “Let’s go out, get drunk, and take advantage of me” gift. Obviously you don’t know what I’m all about.


Slare: I know your Sandra Chui, you’re on the URS roster, your female, your hot and I beat you 1 week ago. I also know that I am the serxiest man in URS and am a RWC legend.


Sandra: Sure all that is true, excluding the sexiest man in URS part. I’m trying to break the gender barrier in profession wrestling. Doesn’t Susan B. Anthony mean anything to you?


Slare: Who the fuck is she


Sandra: *sigh* I’m not interested Slare, now get out of my dressing room now.


Slare: Wait, was she that chick in “On all 4’s behind closed doors?” She was hardcore!


Sandra: WHAT! Take your stupid flowers and candy and get the hell out of my room.


Sandra pushes Slare out of her room


Slare: was it something I said?


We are now backstage with interviewer- Liam Blanchette and his guests at this time, Holy Hopkins and Nightmare.


Liam- Hello, I am here with Holy Hopkins and Nightmare. Holy Hopkins, ou have a match later on tonight against none other than the URS Champion Mikey Jones. A victory over him could be a great feat for you. What do you have to say on this?


Holy Hopkins: Tonight’s match against Mikey Jones will be an example, a demonstration of what I am capable of, an example of what me and Nighty here are capable of. You see we have Ultimate Rajah Simulation cradled in our arms like an infant. We will raise it in our likeness of purity. I am leading a new crusade, and all in favor may join us, but those in our way, will be put to sleep and never be awaken from the eternal Nightmare.


Nightmare: We are dominant, and we will snatch the rug from under your feet with what we do when the time comes. Beware, because as young as URS is, it’s innocent days belong to me and it’s days of prosperity will never come.


Holy Hopkins: And Fasho, if you think you can pull the wool over my eyes, think again, because I am unstoppable. Nightmare is unstoppable, and you are pathetic. So I say you either put up or shut up, because your nothing more than a pathetic excuse for a human being.


Nightmare: This interview is over. I have a match right now.



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Announcer: The following is the semi-final round of the URS Iron Man’s Tournament scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring, from Arizona, he is the “King of Extreme” Norman Zook!


Zook gets a huge pop from the crowd as he makes his way to the ring, slides onto the apron and moonsaults off the top rope. He waits for his opponent.


Announcer: And his opponent, from your dreams- Nightmare!


A cold feeling comes over the arena as through the fog emerges Nightmare. Nightmare had a triumphant feat over Mafia last week thanks to Showtime, now confirmed to be John Krone. Nightmare climbs over the top rope as the bell rings. Zook hits a claf kick followed by a calf kick followed by another and another. Zook bounces off the ropes and goes for a flying crossbody but Nightmare catches him and goes for a fall-a-way slam, but Zook is smart enough to turn that to a firemans carry. Zook runs and dives under Nightmare’s legs and then hits a dropekick. Norman Zook with a senton splash. Zook goes for the cover. 1… No not yet Zook. Zook gets a kick in at Nightmare’s calf followed by one to his other calf and then one to his side followed by a spinning wheel kick by Zook. Zook goes for the cover. 1……. Not yet either. Zook bounces off but is met by a big boot by Nightmare. 1…….2….. No Zook gets the shoulder up. Nightmare locks in a wristlock and then hits a short arm clothesline. Nightmare locks in a sleeper but doesn’t keep it long as Zook gets out quick with elbows to the gut. Zook off the ropes hits a flying crossbody. Zok battles with some punches and hits a judo toss. Zook with the miastrol cradle pin on Nightmare. 1…….2…. Nightmare kicks out. Zook gets up and Nightmare kicks Zook in the knee. Nightmare clubbers Zook over the head with a few forearms before bashing his head against the top turnbuckle. Zook staggers a bit before getting hit by a clothesline behind the neck from Nightmare. 1…….2…….3! NO! Zook gets the shoulder up. Nightmare irish whips Zook to the corner, Zook climbs the turnbuckle and goes for the Whisper in the Wind but Nightmare sticks out the knee. OUCH! What an inverted backbreaker. Nightmare with the cover. 1…….2…….3! Nightmare wins.


Announcer: Here is your winner and advances in the tournament- Nightmare!


Well that was an amazing match but lets go backstage to hear from Mikey Jones.


The setting is a blue screen with Mikey Jones with the URS title around his arm.


Mikey Jones: Hello, I am Mikey Jones, your Ultimate Rajah Simulation Champion, and I’d like to have a few moments of your time to get some things off my chest. Last week, was one of the most humiliating things to ever happen in my lifetime. Fasho, interrupting my celebration to tell me that he was the number one contender to my prestigious title. He pissed me off at my celebration of my success and what’s worse; I didn’t even get the opportunity to taste my cake. And it looked damn good too! Fasho ate my cake damnit. Do you know how that makes me feel? I don’t know when I’ll see you in the ring Fasho, but be prepared, because I’m not the Ultimate Rajah Simulation Champion for shit. I’m the Ultimate Rajah Simulation Champion for a reason. But you wait, because in due time, your ass will have my name on it.


Zook is walking down the corridor, pretty pissed off after losing his match, complaining to himself when he bumps into Sandra Chui.


Zook: I can’t believe I lost. I didn’t see that knee coming damnit, what’s wrong with you Zook, your better than this… Hi?


Sandra: Hi, I’m Sandra Chui. I was watching your match earlier tonight, and I must say, even though you lost, you impressed me. You’re so fluid in the ring, it’s admirable. I wish I could push myself to the limit like you can.


Zook: it all comes with experience, but this really isn’t a good time. I’m pretty pissed off, and I’m not really interested in a valet-


Sandra: What did you just say? Did you just suggest that I was offering valet services to you? Like some blond bimbo that wants to strip for a living because she’s some sorta exhibitionist or something? Is that what you thought I was here for?


Zook: I’m sorry, I thought that was what you were here for.


Sandra: Why do you men always assume that all us women, always want to play backseat in their Mercedes Benz? I was asking you to help me out because I want to be the Ultimate Rajah Simulation Champion someday. I was so close to defeating Mikey Jones at New Blood and I missed my opportunity.


Zook: get in line sister, I too almost beat the guy once. But I know what it’s like to have a dream and all that crap. I don’t see why not.


The 2 walk off screen discussing technique etc.


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Man in dark: *laughs* It's Time!


Comming Soon


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Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring, he is the Number one contender to the Ultimate Rajah Simulation title- Fasho!


Fasho walks out to the ring looking rather different than his usual broadway attire. He grabs a microphone.


Fasho: Tonight I have a match against a less than desirable opponent. But no matter, I will show you all why I am the most viable option and why I am the Number 1 contender to the URS title. Bring out tonight’s victim.


Announcer: And his opponent, making her way to the ring, accompanied by Norman Zook, weighing in a 135 lbs from the Philippines- Sandra Chui.


Sandra and Zook walk out to the ring still discussing technique come to a consensus on something. Sandra climbs onto the apron, and hits a springboard dropkick on Fasho to start off this contest. Sandra hits some forearms to Fasho’s back Sandra irish whips Fasho, Sandra goes for a hip toss but Fasho reverses it to one of his own. Sandra hits a drop toehold, hops to Fasho’s head and hits a headlock on Fasho who locks Sandra in a leg scissors. Sandra headstands out and hits Fasho with a dropkick. Sandra with some calf kicks on Fasho followed by a bicycle kick to the gut of Fasho and a flipping senton splash. Sandra goes for the pin. 1….. kick out by Fasho. Zook claps in approval of Sandra’s action. Sandra irish whips Fasho off the ropes but Fasho kicks Sandra in the gut and hits a face crusher. Fasho uses his feet to stretch the face of Sandra Chui. Fasho hits a chop to the pectoral region of Sandra followed by an elbow strike. Fasho hits a monkey flip on Sandra Chui and drops an elbow on her. Fasho goes for the pin 1…….2…. Nope not there. The match continues. Fasho hits a punch on Sandra followed by a chop, but Sandra counters with a spin kick. Sandra goes off the ropes with a springboard armdrag on Fasho. Sandra irish whip Fasho off the ropes and hits a dropkick. Sandra locks in a fujiwa armbar. Sandra keeps the hold locked in tight but Fasho rolls through and hits a spinebuster on Sandra. Fasho goes for the pin. 1…….2….. Not there either. Fasho irish whips Sandra off the ropes, as Fasho goes the opposite direction. Both go for a lying crossbody and get taken out. The ref starts the count. 1…….2…….3…….4…….5…….6… Fasho gets up to his feet first and hits a clothesline on Sandra Chui followed by another. Fasho goes for a 3rd clothesline but Sandra ducks it and hits a DDT. Sandra goes for the pin. 1…….2…….3! NO! Fasho gets his shoulder up at the last second. Sandra on the top rope waits for Fasho to get up. Wait that’’s Slare coming down the ramp way and he’s just taken out Zook with a clothesline. STD on Zook, and Zook is out. And Fasho’s just thrown Sandra off the top rope. Here it comes- Spotlight Stealer by Fasho. 1…….2…….3!


Announcer: Here is the winner of this match- Fasho!


Fasho picks up the victory over Sandra Chui tonight, but only after Slare took out Zook. The night continues to provide twists and turns


A red light turns on in a dark room to show Rip standing.


Rip: Tick… Tock… Tick… Tock…


I am Rip. Why am I special? Let me ask you the same question- why are you special? What makes us different? Maybe it’s the fact that I wrestle? Maybe it’s because I have blood pumping through my veins, boiling with the potential to tear open an opponents flesh and feeling the steaming hot gore oozing everywhere? Or maybe it’s my obsession with pain and infliction of it on anyone and anything imaginable? Or maybe it’s that you’re a pussy bitch who does nothing more than a 9-5 job on weekdays and probably ruled by a house wife who can’t even cook a proper pot roast? Yeah. We are different, but I’m better than you. I have potential that would make your dead grandmother scream in hell. But I don’t need to go there… At least not yet. Until then…


Tick… Tock… Tick… Tock…


I will be heard and bodies will be laid out


Tick… Tock… Tick… Tock…


The screen fades to black as maniacle laughter is heard.


And here we are again with interviewer Liam Blanchette


Liam: I’m back here with Skippy Smith, who says he has a message for everyone in the Ultimate Rajah Simulation locker room-


Skippy: Shut up reporter and take notes! At New Blood, Mafia defeated me. Last week I was defeated by Zook and then later on humiliated by Mafia. This week, I was disrespected by John Krone clearly when I was in the position for victory. The guy isn’t even liked and he acts as though he owns all the glory of the company. And do you wanna know why? Because I haven’t done a damn thing. I’ve let people walk on me. I haven’t shown an eioda of dominance in this company. But no more. Someone will get the thunder. The Thunder from Down Under. Now get the fuck out of my way low life.


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Announcer: The following contest is a non-title match is scheduled for one fall. First out to the ring, being accompanied by Nightmare, from England- Holy Hopkins!


Hopkins makes his way to the ring. I wonder if we can say this will be a friendly match or not. Hopkins and Mikey both have problems with Fasho, however if Hopkins wins tonight, it could be a huge boost in his credibility and probably give him a #1 contendership opportunity after Fasho and Mikey square off, whenever that date may be


Announcer: And his oppoent making his way to the ring also from England, he is the Ultimate Rajah Simulation Champion- Mikey Jones


Mikey being very over with the crowd walks out to the ring. He doesn’t need to do anything special to get noticed because he’s on top of the world right now being champion and all. He climbs into the ring. This match is gonna be interesting. It’s gonna be the technical skill of Mikey Jones vs. the veterenship of Holy Hopkins. The bell rings and this match is underway. Mikey and Hopkins lock up center ring, but Hopkins uses his experience goes right after Mikey’s leg with a single leg takedown and kicks away at the knee area of Mikey Jones. Hopkins goes for the pin but doesn’t even get a one count. Hopkins gets up to his feet and hits an elbow drop followed by another elbow drop and then Hopkins stomps away at Mikey Jones’s body. Hopkins picks up Mikey and then hits a scoop slam followed by a leg drop from Hopkins. Hopkins goes for another cover. 1…….2… No not there. Hopkins irish whips Mikey off the ropes but Mikey gets a crucifix pin on Hopkins. 1…….2…. No 3 there. Mikey dropkicks Hopkins to the outside of the ring. Mikey goes outside the ring and hits a chop. A big WOOOOO from the crowd as Mikey hits another and another. And then Mikey hits one of his signiture European uppercuts. Mikey rolls into the ring and back out to break the referee’s 10 count. Mikey back to the outside and smashes Hopkins’s head against the guardrail before rolling Hopkins back into the ring. Mikey goes for the pin. 1……. No 2 there. Mikey picks up Hopkins and delivers a right hand as Hopkins gives one of his own. Mikey gets in another European uppercuts. Mikey then puts Hopkins in a double underhook position hits some knees to the gut of Hopkins before hitting a butterfly suplex. Mikey goes for the pin. 1…….2…… Not there but so close. Mikey irish whips Hopkins to the corner and charges but is met by a Hopkins back elbow. Hopkins charges at Mikey and hits a back elbow smash. Hopkins stomps on Mikey’s chest before going for the pin. 1…….2….. Not there either. Hopkins locks Mikey in a chicken wing crossface submission on Mikey center ring. Mikey is in pain, but crawls toward the ropes. This is why Mikey is the champion; he doesn’t give up so easily. Hopkins releases the hold immediately and hits an inverted atomic drop on Mikey before locking in a sleeper hold on Mikey. Hopkins putting that experience to work, weakening down Mikey down with submission holds. Mikey gets his hand raised and it falls 1. Mikey gets his hand raised again and keeps it there and before long, Mikey starts getting the elbows to the gut of Hopkins. Mikey hits a brainbuster on Hopkins. 1.......2.......3! NO MIKEY HAD THAT ONE! HOW DID HOPKINS GET OUT? Here it comes- Tigerdriver on Holy Hopkins. Mikey goes for another cover. 1…….2…….3! NO! AGAIN HOPKINS GETS OUT! WHAT A TROOPER! Mikey goes for the vertabreaker but Hopkins outmaneuvers and YES THE JACKHAMMER! THIS ONE IS OVER! 1…….2…….3! This one is done and thank god. I don’t think I could’ve taken another near fall.


Announcer: Here is your winner- Holy Hopkins


Hopkins has pinned Mikey Jones, a huge feat for Hopkins over the champion. Hopkins gets his hand raised for the victory. Hopkins walks over and helps Mikey up and shakes his hand. What sportsmanship. Wait that’s Fasho’s music. He’s on the rampway. What now?


Fasho: Well isn’t this something. Hopkins is better than the URS Champion, and Rip is better than Hopkins. And I am better than all three combined. Well isn’t this something. Mikey consider that gold mine then if you’re gonna be losing to half rates like Hoppy here. So you can do 1 of 2 things for me. You can either shine that title up real nice for me, or you can throw it in the thrash for the value- or lack of for that matter that you put on it. It wont matter because next week you and me will be having a contract signing for our match for that title which will occur at URS Independence Day. And-


Mikey: Guess what Fasho? I don’t give a fuck! We can meet now, we can meet then we can meet at the end of the fucking world because I’ll tell you something we are meeting here next week on Pain for Pleasure and it’ll be me and Hopkins here vs. you and a friend- that is if you have any. Konichiwa BITCH!


What words there from Mikey Jones, a huge tag team match made for next week. But I don’t know how Hopkins feels about being put in a tag match against Fasho and teaming with the man he just beat. I think he feels that he should be in Fasho’s position right now. Tune into URS Pain for Pleasure next week for the result of this bad blood.

Tha Kyd
November 7th, 2006, 10:00 AM
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Pain for Pleasure
November 6, 2006
Stanford, CT

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1, 2, 3 - Go!

Broken,
Yeah, you've been living on the edge of a broken dream.
Nothing,
Yeah, that's the only thing you'll ever take away from me.

I'm never gonna stop,
I'm never gonna drop,
Ain't no different than it was before.

So take some good advice,
You better stop and think twice,
Before you take your first step,
Out that door.

If you wanna step up (step up),
You're gonna get knocked down (knocked down).
If you wanna step up (step up),
You're gonna get knocked down.

You had your chance to walk away.
Live to see another day.

If you wanna step up (step up),
You're gonna get knocked down (knocked down).
You're gonna get knocked down...

Aaaaah...

Suffering,
Yeah, that's the only thing here that's left for you.
Nothing,
Yeah, that's the only thing you're ever gonna fucking do.

I'm never gonna stop,
I'm never gonna drop,
Ain't no different than it was before.

So take some good advice,
You better stop and think twice,
Before you take your first step,
Out that door.

So if you wanna step up (step up),
You're gonna get knocked down (knocked down).
If you wanna step up (step up),
You're gonna get knocked down.

You had your chance to walk away.
Live to see another day.

If you wanna step up (step up),
You're gonna get knocked down (knocked down).
You're gonna get knocked down...

You're gonna get knocked down...

And now you've crossed that line...
You must be out your mind.

Go.

If you wanna step up (step up),
You're gonna get knocked down (knocked down).
If you wanna step up (step up),
You're gonna get knocked down.

You had your chance to walk away.
Live to see another day.

If you wanna step up (step up),
You're gonna get knocked down (knocked down).
You're gonna get knocked down...

You're gonna get knocked down (step up).

You're gonna get knocked down...

You're gonna get knocked down (step up).

You're gonna get knocked... down!

Welcome to tonight’s edition of URS Pain for Pleasure and it’s jam packed with action. We have John Krone- Mafia’s stalker in action tonight. We have the second half of the semi-final matches in the URS Iron Man’s tournament and we can’t forget about the bad blood stirring between Mikey and Fasho. Not only do they have a contract signing tonight, they have a huge tag team match, and Fasho doesn’t have a tag team partner yet. URS Pain for Pleasure starts now.

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Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is the semi final round of the URS Iron Man’s tournament. First, making his way to the ring, from Scotland, Slare.

And Slare looks very smug. He had some harsh actions last week involving Zook costing Sandra Chui her match against Fasho from distraction. He has a microphone lets see what he has to say.

Slare: Now I understand there is some confusion over my actions from last week. First, trying to date Sandra Chui and then taking out Norman Zook. And the answer is simple- over time, I’ve grown tame. I’ve been a comedic lackey and because of it, I’ve lost respect. The respect that I deserve. I am a former 7x Rajah World Champion, I should be doing better than this. You can tame a lion, you can break a horse, you can domesticate a dog, but a snake will always be hostile, free and deadly with poison for it’s foes. Sandra… Zook… I hope you know what you’re dealing with or if you can even measure to my camouflage skills blending into my environment for the attack. Sending venom circulating through your veins. So Sandra and Zook, I want for you to think of last week as a rebirth of the terror of two years ago and you being the first steps to the top of the ladder for my power.

Announcer: And his opponent, now residing in an unknown location- Rip.

Rip makes his way out to the ring. Rip seems to be happy. You can see him muttering tick tock under his breath as he climbs into the ring. The bell rings starting this match. Both men circle the ring picking their spots. Rip raises his hand for a Greco roman knuckle lock. As Slare raises his hand Rip switches and gets a single leg and hits a dragon screw on Slare. Rip with the same leg raises Slare’s leg and smashes it straight into the canvas. Rip with a leg drop on Slare before going for the pin. 1…… Not there yet for Rip. Rip picks up Slare for a chop across the chest, Rip now with a back elbow on Slare. Rip irish whips Slare off the ropes, Slare rebounds and hits a flying knee attack on Rip. Rip recovers quickly and is met to the gut with a kick to the gut and Slare goes for a DDT but Rip wraps his hand around the ropes. Rip grabs Slare’s legs and tosses Slare as he goes head first into the turnbuckle. Rip goes for the pin. 1…….2… Slare gets the shoulder up. Rip locks in an arm lock on Slare for a bit. Rip releases the hold and kicks Slare in the side of his head. Rip picks up Slare and irish whips him into the corner. Rip dashes at Slare and hits him with a splash mountain in the corner. Rip then uses his foot to choke Slare in the corner. Slare pulls Rip by the tights into the corner. Slare with the double German suplex chaos theory. Slare goes for the pin. 1…….2…. Not there either. Slare hits Rip with a clothesline followed by a leg lariat. Slare goes for another pin. 1…….2….. Not here either. Slare locks in a Texas cloverleaf submission on Rip. Rip crawls and crawls towards the ropes but Slare does a pretty good job keeping Rip in place. Rip eventually gets to the ropes and Slare has to let go of the maneuver, but Slare goes immediately to another submission. A reverse chin lock on Rip with Slare’s knee driven into Rips back. Slare releases the hold after a while and drops an elbow on Rip. Rip then gets up and is met by a pendulum backbreaker by Slare. Slare goes for the pin. 1…….2…. Not there either. Slare hoists Rip above him with a military press slam to the outside of the ring. Slare follows suit. Slare slaps Rip across the face before whipping Rip headfirst into the steel ring post before heading back into the ring. 4… 5…. 6… 7… Rip gets back into the ring. Slare goes for a clothesline but Rip sees it coming and turns it into a fujiwa armbar but Slare quickly finds his way to the ropes. Rip goes for the pin after he drags Slare to center ring. 1…….2….. Almost there but the match continues… Wait Zook and Sandra Chui are on the ramp way. I wonder if they’ll interfere in any sorta way. Rip puts Slare in a arm wrench and hits three chops back to back on Slare before irish whipping him off the ropes and hitting a back body drop in which Slare gets a huge amount of air. Slare gets to his feet and gets knocked with a Rip right hook. Rip goes for the cover with both legs. 1…….2….. Nope, the match is forced to continue. Rip climbs the top rope waits for Slare to get to his feet. Slare is up and is met by Rip with a flying crossbody off the top rope, but Slare rolls through for the pin. 1…….2…….3! NO! Rip kicks out. Rip on his feet throws a right hand but Slare ducks it and hits a full nelson slam on Rip. Slare goes for the pin. 1…….2….. Not t here either. Slare locks in a triangle leg choke hold on Rip, but Rip gets to the ropes quickly. Slare irish whips Rip off the ropes and hits a spinebuster on Rip. Slare goes for the pin. 1…….2.. Not close. Slare looks at Sandra and Zook on the rampway and does a cut throat gesture to them. Rip up to his feet and is hit by the Twist of Fate! That’s Zook’s finisher! And Slare bounces off the ropes goes for a lionsault, but Rip gets up his knees. Slare is in pain. Pendulum by Rip. This one is over. 1……..2…….3!

Announcer: Here is your winner and advances in the Iron Man’s tournament- Rip.

Slare’s cockiness has costed Slare the match. And Sandra and Zook look on, shaking their heads not as a good sign.

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Male figure in dark: It’s time that greatness showed it’s face

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The ring is set up with a red rug and a table set center ring. Already present in the ring is the Ultimate Rajah Simulation General Manager Funazz.

Funazz: Welcome to this contract signing between the champion and the challenger. The terms to this match are still yet to be decided, however, what has already been made clear by the challenger Fasho is the date of the match. It will take place Sunday, November 26 at the second pay per view “URS Independence Day” in Boston, Massachusetts. I’d like to bring out first the challenger, Fasho.

Fasho walks out to the ring, still in street clothes, not the smartest thing to do at the moment but he does have time to prepare for his match later on tonight. I wonder if he has even found a tag team partner for the even later on tonight? He grabs a mic from a nearby road agent.

Funazz: And now the champion who will be defending the title on November 26th, Mikey Jones!

Huge pop from the crowd as Mikey walks out to the ring already dressed for his huge tag team match later on tonight. He of course will be teaming up with Holy Hopkins and will most likely have Nightmare in his corner as well. His title belt over shoulder stands across the table from Fasho. Mikey too is handed a microphone.

Funazz: Now men what type of match will you two be taking part in at Independence Day?

Mikey: I don’t really care what match I take Fasho on in. It can be a standard match it can be a barbed wire steel cage match. What ever option is fine by me. I am the Ultimate Rajah Simulation Champion and I can prove what I can do under any circumstance to this-

Fasho: Hold you tongue. Michael, you seem to forget that I too am involved in this match up. I’d rather that we take on each other in ladder match.

Mikey: What’s the matter Fasho? You afraid to take straight on? You think you have less of a chance to take me out with a pin or submission you’d rather climb a ladder to take the win.

Fasho: Are you implying anything?

Mikey: Other than that your spineless, no I’m not saying anything!

Funazz: Listen, I thought I hired top class wrestlers, not two year olds. If you can’t pick a match for Independence Day, I will. It’ll be Mikey Jones vs. Fasho in a special guest referee match. And the special guest referee will be hand picked by me and revealed next week. Now I suggest both of you sign your contract and get ready for your matches later on tonight.

Mikey and Fasho stare down each other for a bit center ring, Mikey holds up his title and shows Fasho what he has. Tonight can be the point where Mikey can show Fasho what a real champion is like.

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Announcer: The following match is scheduled for one fall. First out to the ring, being accompanied by Sandra Chui, from Arizona- Norman Zook!

We saw Zook and Sandra Chui earlier tonight during Slare’s match as they watched on, but now they have a match against the rookie upstart whose made a name for himself quicker than most people could ever do in the amount of time he did. Sandra of course tagging along with Zook trying to become better at her craft, although already being very fluid in the ring. Zook moonsaulting off the top rope in the corner.

Announcer: And his opponent, weighing in at 142 lbs, “Showtime” John Krone.

And you have to imagine a trigger just went off in Mafia’s brain as the name Krone was just belted out by the ring announcer. Krone walks cockily out to the ring. He rolls under the bottom rope. The bell rings as this match goes underway. Zook being the veteran in this match gets Krone with a wristlock and goes for a sidewalk slam but Krone gets out of that with a crucifix headscissors on Zook. Krone hitting a clothesline on Zook followed by another. John Krone hitting a kick to the back of Zook’s knee. Krone using his feet to stretch Zook’s face before going for the pin. 1……..2… No where close to 3 there. John Krone irish whips Krone to the corner. Krone runs after and hits Zook with a summersault kick. Zook staggers out of the corner and Krone hits Zook with a huge back elbow. Zook still on his feet gets knocked down with a knee to the face by Showtime. Krone goes for the pin. 1…….2… Zook gets the shoulder up again. John Krone chops Zook across the chest, and does it again. Krone looking quite impressive in his URS debut match. Krone irish whips Zook but Zook comes out with a shining wizard on John Krone. Krone throws a right hand which Zook ducks and hits a victory roll. 1…….2. Krone gets out of that. Zook irish whips John Krone, but Krone reverses the momentum and sends Zook going instead, but Zook goes under Krones legs and then charges with a running neckbreaker. Zook goes for the pin. 1…….2….. Shoulder up by John Krone. Zook hops up on Krone and goes for a hurricanrana but gets it reversed to a powerbomb by Krone goes for the pin. 1…….2 Barely a 2 count there. Krone stomps away at Zook’s body before hitting a senton splash on Zook. Krone drags Zook’s body towards the ropes and chokes him on the bottom rope. The ref makes the count. 1.. 2.. 3.. but Krone lets go Krone irish whips Zook off the ropes, Zook ducks a clothesline and hits a german suplex pin. 1…….2…… Almost there but still aways to go. Krone gets in a thumb to the eye followed by a snapmare. Krone with a flip over neckbreaker. Krone goes for the pin. 1…….2.. Nope. Krone goes for a DDT but Zook turns it into a Twist of Fate. Zook then locks in a sharpshooter. Krone taps.

Announcer: Here is the winner of your match- Norman Zook.

Wait that’s Mafia’s music. Uh oh! Run John Krone run! Krone starts to head for the crowd but Mafia was smart he came through the crowd instead to come for John Krone. Mafia throws a punch at Krone but he ducks it and begins to run away and Mafia chases him. Both men backstage. Krone runs to the concession stands and begins to throw hotdogs at Mafia (those things are high in calories and are bad for your figure, especially if you’re a wrestler. It’s a wonder how Mafia is battling through). Mafia has Krone though and is dunking his head in the drinks.

Mafia: How does that coke taste? It’ll be the last thing you taste after I’m done with you.

But Krone gets some elbows to the gut and is on the run again. Staggering through the corridor throughout the area. Mafia smashes Krones head against the wall and then the steel door. Mafia has Krone by the neck for a chokeslam but Krone kicks Mafia in the gut and is on the move again. Krone goes in through a door and shuts it behind him. Mafia opens the door and CrAcK! Over his head goes a chair. Wait that’s Skippy Smith who’s done that. And what a sinister grin over his face. I wonder why he would team up with someone as foul and low as John Krone. John Krone comes up from behind him.

John Krone: Hey thanks for helping me out here.

Skippy Smith: Who said anything about helping you or an agreement

John: Wha-

Before Krone can finish one word his head is bashed against the wall. Krone is on Skippy Smith’s shoulders. Down Under Thunder by Skippy Smith. I wonder if this is what he was going for when he was talking to Liam Blanchette last week. Well This provides another bizarre chapter in the John Krone/ Mafia saga. Wait that’s Liam Blanchette now!

Liam: Hey Skippy what was that all about?

Skippy Smith: That was a statement… Why are you talking to me. Leave me the fuck alone.


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Announcer: The following match is the Main Event contest of the evening. First out making their way to the ring, being accompanied by Nightmare, the team of Holy Hopkins and the Ultimate Rajah Simulation Champion Mikey Jones.

Mikey Jones and Hopkins make their way to the ring. Let’s not forget that last week, Holy Hopkins defeated Mikey Jones in a singles competition, Hopkins probably feels that he should be the number one contender ring now. Mikey and Hopkins wait for their opponents… or opponent.

Announcer: And his opponent(s), first is Fasho.

Fasho walks out to the ring. He looks kinda smug for someone whose about to participate. Wait there’s music. Can it be?

Announcer: And his partner, from the Bronx, NY weighing in at 185 lbs, he is the General Manager of Ultimate Rajah Simulation- Mr. Funazz Roberts

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Wow, Fasho found himself a partner alright. A huge partner. I wonder if this has anything to do with the match type that Funazz chose earlier how it could affect the outcome at Independence Day. And it’s not like these two are completely new to each other. They’ve been the best of friends to the bitterest of enemies. They’ve competed for tag titles together as well as participated in some quality matches. This could give Fasho the edge in this match. The referee calls for the bell and this match is underway. It looks like it’ll be Funazz and Mikey in the ring first. Funazz and Mikey circle the ring a bit as Mikey dives after Funazz with a low single but misses leaving him as open bait to Funazz’s stomps. Funazz goes for a standing moonsault but misses, Mikey goes for the elbow drop but misses that as well leaving him right open for a Funazz leg drop. Funazz picks up Mikey and irish whips him, but Mikey rebounds and hits a swinging neckbreaker. Mikey picks up Funazz and irish whips him off the ropes and hits a one man flapjack. Mikey goes for the pin. 1…….2… Shoulder up by Funazz. Mikey locks in a revere chin lock on Funazz. Funazz battles to get to the ropes but Fasho knocks out the hold with a stomp to the shoulders of Mikey Jones. Funazz to his feet hits a bicycle kick to the gut of Mikey Jones followed by an axe kick to the back of Mikey. Funazz goes for the pin. 1…….2.. Nope not there. Tag between Funazz and Fasho. Fasho kicks Mikey in the gut followed by a chop. Fasho irish whips Mikey off the ropes and hits a huge back elbow. Fasho goes for the pin. 1…….2.. Shoulder up by Mikey Jones. Fasho gets a armwrench followed by a Russian legsweep. Fasho hits a dropkick to the knee of Mikey before tagging out Funazz. Funazz climbs the top turnbuckle and goes for a crossbody but gets hit with a dropkick from Mikey Jones. Mikey goes to his corner and tags out Holy Hopkins. Hopkins charges out with a clothesline followed by another. Hopkins with a flipping neck breaker. Funazz on his derear gets kicked in the face by Holy Hopkins. Hopkins goes for the pin. 1….. Shoulder up by Funazz. Hopkins irish whips Funazz to the corner. Hopkins in the corner starts punching Funazz. 1.. 2.. 3.. 4.. 5.. 6.. 7.. 8.. 9.. 10! Hopkins follows that up with a monkey flip. Hopkins climbs up the top rope, but Fasho pushes him off. Both men down crawling for their tag team partner. Funazz gets to Fasho first, and Hopkins gets to Mikey. Mikey off the ropes hits a clotheline followed by a stomp to Funazz. Mikey clothelines Fasho right over the top rope. Mikey off the ropes, suicide dive through center rope. Mikey looking good in the ring. Mikey whips Fasho into the ring post before rolling Fasho back into the ring for the pin. 1…….2…… Shoulder up by Fasho. Mikey locks in the rings of Saturn submission hold. You can see the anguish in Fasho’s face. Wait Funazz on the top rope hits a double foot stomp on Mikey Jones. Fasho with a cover. 1…….2…… NO! Mikey with the shoulder up. Fasho irish whips Mikey off the ropes but Mikey with a sunset flip, but Fasho drops on Mikey. 1…. Not even a 2 count. Fasho picks up Mikey and hoists him for a delayed suplex. Funazz climbs the top rope and double team with Funazz hitting a missle dropkick to Mikey overhead. Tag between Funazz and Fasho. Funazz stomps away at the body of Mikey Jones. Funazz irish whips Mikey off the ropes and Mikey battles back with a flying clothesline. Fasho coming after Mikey gets hit with an enziguri. Mikey dashes to his corner and tags out Holy Hopkins. Funazz staggers towards Hopkins who belly to belly suplex’s him into the nearby turnbuckle. Hopkins goes for the pin. 1…….2… Shoulder up by Funazz. Hopkins locks in a dragon sleeper hold. After a while Hopkins turns that into a Reverse DDT. Hopkins goes for the pin. 1…….2 barely a 2 there. Hopkins locks in a camel clutch with some forearms to the face causing pain to Funazz. Hopkins goes for another pin. 1…… No 2 there. Hopkins tags out Mikey Jones. Mikey off the top rope with a top rope bulldog on Funazz. Mikey crawls for the pin over Funazz. 1…….2… but Fasho breaks up the pin there. Mikey hits a chop. Mikey hits another chop. Mikey hits a European uppercut. Mikey tries to go for a Russian Leg Sweep but Funazz reverses it for a reverse Russian legsweep of his own.. Funazz tags out Fasho. Fasho clothesline the back of Mikey’s head. Fasho drags Mikey’s body to the corner. Tag out between Fasho and Funazz- X-Strike double team by Funazz and Fasho. Funazz hits a leg lariat on Mikey. Funazz with the Implant DDT. Tag between Funazz and Fasho. Fasho on the top rope hits the 450 for the pin. Hopkins comes for the save but Funazz hits him with the Implant DDT as well. 1…….2…….3!

Announcer: Here are the winners of this match- Fasho and Funazz!

And the challenger has the victory over the champion. You have to have wonder in your mind if Mikey has any doubts whether he can defeat the challenger at Independence Day after he suffers two back-to-back losses. And why are Funazz and Fasho in cahoots. Wait Funazz has the microphone what does he have to say?

Funazz: In case you were wondering who the Special Guest Referee for your match at Independence Day was… It’s me!

Wow, huge news from the General Manager about Mikey’s match. It’s probably almost guaranteed that Mikey’s straps are off of him. Tune in Next week for next week’s edition of Pain for Pleasure

Tha Kyd
November 7th, 2006, 10:05 AM
I have changed my gimmick quite dramatically (no pun intended)

I have a new gimmick, and I will introduce it in a new promo, soon.

*continues to wait*

Vee-Bee
November 7th, 2006, 5:50 PM
Skippy Smith is seen backstage in the URS arena, alone standing in front of the microphone.


..What the Fuck are you looking at?? Huh??

I'm the Australian Icon, Skippy Smith and I'm not going to stand up to this crap.

See Mr. John Krone (mimicks Krone by doing stupid rap hand movements), I wasn't there to "help you out". I was there to make an IMPACT here in URS. I'm sick of being under-estimated, sick of being mis-used and never given my shots. I'm sick of being kicked in the guts and neglected here in URS. See, Fa Sho..the No.1 Contender for the URS title could have had me as his tag partner, but noo...He choose Funnazz... the bloody General Manager! He'd prefer a bloody non-wrestler, than me for Christ Sakes...

So, next week at Pain For Pleasure and every week until I get the respect I deserve, I'm going to keeep making my IMPACT, you just won't know where or when, but it will happen...So watch your back Krone, or you'll go where many women have gone before...DOWN UNDER!

Skippy Smith drops the microphone down and walks away in an angry rage.

FaSho34
November 7th, 2006, 10:38 PM
Well, well... Looks like Mikey has finally met his match, with me of course....

But you know, we all know that I am the best here, and that you are just a fluke, a fluke is all! We all know that you are no better than anyone else here, and I am about to prove it at the pay per view.

You want pain, I WILL FUCKING GIVE YOU PAIN! YOU FUCKING....

Ahem.....

Well... see you at the pay per view!

Guess the gimmick, and then I will tell you, if you don't know

Rip
November 8th, 2006, 8:21 AM
So.......

First Hopkins.

Now Slare.

See, this is how it works now, one by one they all fall down, one by one the legends and the wannabes, the greats and the great hopes, they all fall.

One, by, one.

See I told you this is my time, I told you things are changing, I told you once and for all.

This is my time to take the spotlight, my time to hold the gold, my time to shine, my time to stand in the sun.......

Tick, Tock.

Tick, Tock.

Clocks ticking.

Who's next?

Tick, Tock.

Tick..........

Kronedog
November 8th, 2006, 7:24 PM
Now listen here Skippy Duppidy Dippidy Smith, I don't know what the hell you are talking about. I don't do no god damn hand rap movements or anything of that sort so why don't you shut the hell up until you know what you are talking about. I am "Showtime" John Krone, and I got that nickname for a reason, making my time turn into showtime. See, I am one of the best god damn wrestlers in this buisness and for some guy who calls himself "Skippy" to tell me that I will get what I want, I don't take it seriously.

You and your kangaroo's can lick my balls because if I asked for any of your lip, I would have rattled my zipper. I came in here to take out some punk known as Mafia who thinks he must be from Brooklyn by the sound of his name. Well, he is going to have a rude awakening when I meet up with him somewhere down the road, but Skippy Dick, remember this. When my music hit's, you better kiss your ass good-bye, because I am the whole fucking show!

Vee-Bee
November 8th, 2006, 8:32 PM
..Duppidy Dippidy???

Who Do you think you are?? Ned Flanders.

John Krone, Mr. "Showtime" if you want to kick my arse, come get it! (bends around and bares his arse to the camera, before turning back to stare straight into the camera). As I said, I'm not afraid of you, I'm not afraid of no-one in URS.

You want to know why?? I'm the Australian Icon. I gave you the Down Under Thunder last week, remember that?? I could do it last week and I'll do it again, just like that!

John Krone, Show me why your called Mr. "Showtime".... Anywhere, Anytime, I'll take you on! You, me, mono-o-mono, One on One, I promise you..at the end of it, you'll be the one lying on your back for the 1-2-3!

But remember, there's one thing insulting Skippy Smith, it's another thing insulting the Australian tradition. As I promise you, if you ever, ever insult a Kangaroo again you will go where many women have gone before..DOWN UNDER!

Kronedog
November 9th, 2006, 11:30 AM
Easy there Outback Jack. We have lot's of Australian things here in the United States that I like. For example, right now, I could go for a blooming onion from Outback Steakhouse. Really great resturant with great food, so at least the Aussie's have done something right. However, you wanna go on and talk about the "Down Under Thunder"? Son, if there is one thing I am afraid of, it's a man who show's his ass off and like moves called Down Under Thunder. If you ask me, you sound a little gay, but hey, we all have our own preferences! But Slippery Skippy Dippy Dopper, I know just what you want. You are trying to ride the coat tails of a famous wrestler like myself to get some attention. I came into the URS to take down the man known as Mafia. Wheather he is straight or gay is yet to be seen, but I still came in here to take his ass out. So, I have got a little proposition for both of you. If Skippy ass wants me so bad, and Mafia does too, I have a little solution.

"Showtime" John Krone vs. Skippy Smith and Mafia in a hardcore handicap handcuff match. Rules as any normal hardcore match would apply, but with a little twist on the idea. Both Skippy and Mafia would be legal at any time, because Skippy's left hand would be handcuffed to Mafia's right hand. Looks like I would be the one getting my ass kicked if this match happened, but I better watch out for the Down Under Thunder!!! Oh noes!!!

Holy_Hopkins
November 26th, 2006, 8:15 AM
Well.... You can tell the honeymoon period is over when all these newcomers finally shut the hell up.

Now listen up and listen closely as I am only going to say this once. So Krone, Smith, Mikey, Rip or whoever the hell is in the back right now all I hae to say to you is simply this. You are looking at the best.

If you want to be the best you will have to go through me.

I am the most accomplished superstar in this federation and I'm in the prime of my life. Nobody can beat me. Not from here, not from RSA, nowhere. I am the greatest English wrestler since the British Bulldog and I've barely started.

So a note to everyone here, no matter how good you claim to be. No matter how many victories you notch up, no matter how many titles you hold, as long as I am here you will always be second best.

Rip
November 26th, 2006, 8:46 AM
Hey Hopy, nice to see the old ego still works.

One problem though since the dawn of the new era in URS you ain't exactley been a shining light now have you see from where I stand you don't look like the best..........yet.

Maybe in time after a few more years, after a few more runs with gold, oh and the big one of course, after I hang up these old boots once and for all.

See Hopkins we all know you have potential, we all know you can play with the best, run with the big dogs, but Hopkins lets be honest you and I both know who's the biggest dog in this yard.

Tick, Tock

Tick, Tock

Here that Hopkins, still counting off MY time.

Tick, Tock

Tick........

Tha Kyd
November 30th, 2006, 7:36 PM
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URS Pain For Pleasure
November 27, 2006
Greenwich, CT

Step Up by Drowning Pool (http://media.putfile.com/Drowning-Pool---Step-Up)

1, 2, 3 - Go!

Broken,
Yeah, you've been living on the edge of a broken dream.
Nothing,
Yeah, that's the only thing you'll ever take away from me.

I'm never gonna stop,
I'm never gonna drop,
Ain't no different than it was before.

So take some good advice,
You better stop and think twice,
Before you take your first step,
Out that door.

If you wanna step up (step up),
You're gonna get knocked down (knocked down).
If you wanna step up (step up),
You're gonna get knocked down.

You had your chance to walk away.
Live to see another day.

If you wanna step up (step up),
You're gonna get knocked down (knocked down).
You're gonna get knocked down...

Aaaaah...

Suffering,
Yeah, that's the only thing here that's left for you.
Nothing,
Yeah, that's the only thing you're ever gonna -- do.

I'm never gonna stop,
I'm never gonna drop,
Ain't no different than it was before.

So take some good advice,
You better stop and think twice,
Before you take your first step,
Out that door.

So if you wanna step up (step up),
You're gonna get knocked down (knocked down).
If you wanna step up (step up),
You're gonna get knocked down.

You had your chance to walk away.
Live to see another day.

If you wanna step up (step up),
You're gonna get knocked down (knocked down).
You're gonna get knocked down...

You're gonna get knocked down...

And now you've crossed that line...
You must be out your mind.

Go.

If you wanna step up (step up),
You're gonna get knocked down (knocked down).
If you wanna step up (step up),
You're gonna get knocked down.

You had your chance to walk away.
Live to see another day.

If you wanna step up (step up),
You're gonna get knocked down (knocked down).
You're gonna get knocked down...

You're gonna get knocked down (step up).

You're gonna get knocked down...

You're gonna get knocked down (step up).

You're gonna get knocked... down!

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Pain for Pleasure here tonight just a mere two shows away from the Pay Per Veiw. And tonight may be an essential night as it is the finals of the URS Iron Man's tournament. And that's not all, Mafia and Showtime have been booked in tag team action against each other. But first we have to hear from these two.

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Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome to the ring, the Ultimate Rajah Simulation #1 contender to the title, Fasho and the Ultimate Rajah Simulation Chief Executive Officer- Mr. Funazz Roberts.

These two make me sick. Funazz and Fasho come out to the ring recieving boos from the people but they don't even care. Both men are handed mics from the production managers.

Funazz: It has come to my attention that some of you people were quite shocked and furthermore appauled by my and Fasho's actions last week. Many people are under the assumption that me and the number one contender to the title will undermind the authority of Mikey Jones and steal the title away from him in the special guest referee contest. Well I have to say that you all are dense. I plan on calling the match right down the dotted lined middle.

Fasho: And Mikey, let me tell you, you have nothing on me. I am the greatest pure athlete in this company and I'll be damned if someone who is as non-talented as you remains champion for another day after Independence Day. But we have a little plan today that will go into effect within the next sixty minutes.

Funazz: Oh it'll be to die for, I mean everyone will be out of their seats when it happens because it'll be the best thing in the world. Can you wait Fasho?

Fasho: No, I can't wait. But I have to.

Funazz: So without further adu, here is your opening contest.

Funazz and Fasho leave the ring setting up for our opening contest.

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Announcer: The following is the opening contest and the finals of the Ultimate Rajah Simulation Iron Man's tournament. First making his way to the ring, from England- RIP!

Rip makes his way to the ring. Both men have to be commemorated for making it this far into the tournament. They are both true Iron Men. Rip walks out with his signature crowbar.

Announcer: And his opponent, from your dreams- Nightmare!

Nightmare has my bet to be the victor of this match. A classic big man has a better chance of defeating a classic technician. The referee rings the bell and this match is underway. Both men picking their spots. Nightmare going for a lock up gets ducked by Rip and hit with a forearms to the back. Rip hitting Nightmare across the back with a double axe smash. Rip irish whip and goes for a back body drop but Nightmare kicks Rip in the face. Nightmare follows that up with a yakuza kick followed by an elbow drop.. Nightmare goes for the pin. 1.......2.. Nightmare with a punch to the face of Rip followed by one to the gut. Nightmare off the ropes going for a shoulder block but getting met with a droptoe hold. Rip then stomps away at Nightmare's head. Rip picks up Nightmare and kicks him in the gut followed by a dropkick staggering Nightmare a bit. Rip irish whips Nightmare who reverses the momentum sending Rip off the ropes and hitting a running DDT. Rip goes for the pin. 1.......2... Nightmare shoulder up. Rip picks up Nightmare and hits a knife edge chop on Nightmare before an irish whip, Nightmare off the ropes goes for a big boot but misses leaving him open to a back breaker by Rip. Rip goes for the pin. 1.......2.... Nightmare with the shoulder up. rip back up chops Nightmare while he's stil on the floor and kicks the side of Nightmare's head. Rip locks in a rear naked choke hold but Nightmare quickly gets his foot on bottom rope. Rip goes for the pin. 1.......2.... Nightmare with the shoulder up again. Rip picks up Nightmare and goes for a punch but Nightmare blocks the punch and grabs Rip by the throat. Chokeslam to the outside by Nightmare. Nightmare then smashes Rips face against the steel ring post before rolling his body back into the ring. Nightmare stomps at Rips body before picking him up and tossing him half way across the ring with a choke toss. Nightmare off the ropes hitting a huge lariat on Rip before going for the pin. 1.......2.. shoulder up by Rip. Nightmare hits a snapmare on rip before hitting him with a spine kick and then a double axe smash on the head. Uh oh. Nightmare opens Rips legs and stomps on the gut of Rip while getting a part of his groin too. Nightmare goes for the pin. 1.......2.... Rip gets the shoulder up again. Nightmare with a bionic elbow before irish whiping Rip to the corner turnbuckle. Nightmare charges to Rip but gets met with a back elbow. Nightmare staggers back a bit and is met by a clothesline by Rip. Rip drops a knee on the body of Rip. Wait, Rip is going to the corner to get his signature crowbar and is waiting for Nightmare to get to his feet. Nightmare is up and is met by the crowbar to the head knocking Nightmare down. Then strikes away at the body of Nightmare before before going for strikes at the head again and again and again with the crowbar to the face of Nightmare whose starting to bleed. Rip goes for the pin. 1.......2..... Shoulder up by Nightmare. Wow, what it must've took for Nightmare to get that shoulder up. Rip puts Nightmare between his legs and sitout powerbomb by Rip and goes for the pin again. 1.......2...... shoulder up by Nightmare again. I can't believe he kicked out of that one too. Rip picks up Nightmare and hits a dropkick before locking in a Texas Cloverleaf on Nightmare. Nightmare may tap out here after everything happening in this grueling match. Nightmare crawling as Rip locks that hold in tight. Nightmare finally gets to the ropes. Rip's ready, he's showing it. He wants to hit that Pendulum. Nightmare up to his feet and Rip puts Nightmare on his shoulders but Nightmare slides off and hits a reverse DDT. Both men down. 1...2...3...4...5.. Nightmare puts his arm over Rip. Pin. 1.......2...... RIP KICKS OUT!!! OH MY GOD THE MATCH CONTINUES! Nightmare finds his way to his feet and mounts Rip with some punches. Nightmare up and irish whips Rip off the ropes and goes for a big boot but Rip catches the boot and hits a capture suplex. Rip goes for the pin. 1.......2... shoulder up by Nightmare. Rip goes for the pin again. 1.......2... Rip picks up Nightmare and goes for a right hand followed by 2 more before irish whipping Nightmare off the ropes. Nightmare rebounds with a running DDT. Rip back up to his feet and is met by a Nightmare tombstone piledrive. Nightmare goes for the pin. 1.......2.......3!

Announcer: Here is the winner of this match and the winner of the Iron Man's tournament- Nightmare!

Nightmare has won the Ultimate Rajah Simulation Iron Man's tournament! What a great match and both men gave their all so now should figure out what this mystery prize is. Step Up by Drowning Pool begins to play over the announcing system as Funazz makes his way to the ring with a black bag in his hand. I smell brand new title. The crowd still boos Funazz nontheless.

Funazz: Stop your booing people because you're making me richer by attending. I have come to bestow something upon the winner of the URS Ironman's tournament.

Rip begins to leave the ring but Funazz grabs him by the arm and forces him to stay.

Funazz: No Rip you can stay, there will be a consolation prize for you too, but first the winner! Nightmare, you have taken on the best that Ultimate Rajah Simulation has thrown at you and defeated the odds, so you've been awarded with a number 1 contendership match for the championship after Fasho wins at Independece Day. So let me introduce your opponents.. None other than the #1 contender and the Australian Icon Skippy Smith and the runner up to the tournament- RIP! Oh and a note to the wise backstage, if anyone interferes, they will be fired effective immediately!

What the hell, Funazz has been planning this. this is what he meant at the beginning of the show. How is he supposed to win a handicaped 3 on 1 match after he just had a grueling match against Rip just not even 5 minutes ago. And why is Rip involved in this and what is his consolation prize? Nightmare goes for Fasho but Skippy lashes Nightmare over the head with a ring bell. Skippy hits Nightmare with some headbuts and Fasho hits a neckbreak as Rip drops an elbow. Skippy goes for the pin. 1.......2 and Skippy picks up the shoulder. Fasho off the tope rope with a 450 splash. Fasho irish whips Nightmare off the ropes as Rip hits a samoan drop. Skippy picks up Nightmare and hits a Down Under Thunder on Nightmare. Fasho goes for the pin now. 1... Fasho picks up the shoulder of Nightmare. Fasho goes outside and gets a table while Skippy and Rip mudhole stomp away at the boyd of Nightmare. Fasho sets up the table as Skippy gives Rip Nightmare and hits a Pendulum right through the table! What has Funazz done? And Hopkins can't do a goddamned thing or he'll be fired. Rip goes for the pin. And Funazz makes the count like he will at Independence Day. 1.2.3! Well there goes the number one contendership that Funazz was yapping about. Wait he has the mic again. Insult to injury- literally.

Funazz: I don't think you people believed me when I said earlier tonight that something was going to happen. This is my company, and I will do whatever the hell I want with it! This beat down was a message to Holy Hopkins and the Ultimate Rajah Champion Mikey Jones. This could be your fate. Don't scew around with me...

Funazz looks at Rip.

Funazz: Rip, I forgot about you. You see Rip, you are a gem in this coal mine company of mine. I can't be bothered with guys like Nightmare who lose important matches, so I am awarding you to be the first ever Ultimate Rajah Simulation Blacklist Champion!!

Funazz hands the belt to Rip who hovers it over the mangled body of Nightmare. He has to be injured after that. Skippy Smith spits in Nightmares face before leaving the ring. What bastards.

We are backstage with Interviewer Liam Blanchette and his guests at this time.

Liam: hello, I am back here with my guests at this time, Norman Zook and Sandra Chui. Zook and Sandra, Slare left both of you a message last week involving the return of the old Slare that once terrorized everyone including Funazz once upon a time. What are your thoughts on this?

Zook: Well Liam, quite frankly we're-

Sandra: WE'RE ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED!

Zook: Calm down Sandra. We all know Slare is a big push over in this company and that old douchebag Slare is locked up in some bar somewhere so drunk, he urinates vodka.

Sandra: you're right. A guy like Slare couldn't be all that good in the ring anyways. How terrorizing can he be? Like as much a Napoleon or something?

Both begin to chuckle.

Liam: You guys seem to be making fun of Slare. Don't you think that is pretty unwise?

Zook: We aren't underestimating Slare, all we are doing is putting his name in it's natural slander- a joke.

Sandra: you can't go into a match with doubts in your mind or you're sure to lose. I'm putting Slare out as the craziest thing in my mind so that I can get my victory tonight.

Skippy walks into Funazz's office.

Skippy: Listen here 'Nazz, listen real good and perk your ears real well, you know as well as I do that Nightmare was only the opening statement. Tonight, I want more. I want a match tonight!

Funazz: yes, tonight is a great night because you get to take on the second half of the tag team! Tonight it will be the "Australian Icon" Skippy Smith taking on Holy Hopkins tonight. How bout that?

Skippy (laughing): Sounds perfect. I'd love to hear Hopkins squeal like a boar when you remove it's tusks. By the way, what happened to Nighty anyways?

Funazz: It appears the big man was awfully frail. He's been whisked off to the hospital. Tell you what, next week why don't you visit him and possibly give him an apollogy. He's a waste of money anyways, Hopkins gave him a salary near the millions- Make sure the prick pays.

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Announcer: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. First out to the ring from Scotland Slare and from New York, New York, Showtime!

Tremendous boos from the crowd. Slare shrugs off the crowd like they are nobodies but Showtime mouths them off and pays them mind. How egotistical. You can hear Showtime in the backround saying “Call me on the dime and I'll make it show time bitch!”

Announcer: And their opponents, from the Philippines weighing in at 135 lbs – Sandra Chui and from England Mafia!

Mafia too shrugs off the crowd who he doesn't care much for. Sandra however favored the crowd by waving blowing kisses and clapping hands. You can see the age difference of the veterans Mafia and Slare from that of Sandra and Mafia in their entrances. The referee calls for the bell as this match goes underway. Slare and Mafia are both out center ring forehead to forehead. Slare backs off for a second before slapping Mafia across the face. Mafia backs off for a second and laughs. Mafia then goes after Slare with a flurry of punches. Mafia then irish whips Slare off the ropes and hits him with a Polish Hammer. Mafia irish whips Slare to the corner and charges but Slare moves at the last second and goes for a school boy with his feet on the ropes. 1.......2.. but the ref sees the feet. Mafia and Slare both up as Slare hits Mafia with a dropkick. Slare tags out Showtime. Showtime enters the ring and begins to do a little taunt before stomping away at Mafia. Showtime then hits a standing moonsault. Showtime measuring his man before hitting a shinning Yakuza kick on Mafia. Showtime drops an elbow on Mafia before picking him up and irish whiping him off the rope. Mafia comes off and hits Showtime with a clothesline turning Showtime insideout. Showtime back up and gets hit with a huge spear. Mafia hitting Showtime with a headbut before going for the Verdict but Showtime gets off quick with a sitout slam before tagging out Slare. Slare goes for a clothesline but Mafia catches the arm and turns it into a vicious neckbreaker before tagging out Sandra Chui. The aggressivness from Mafia as of late is immense. Sandra climbs to the top rope and hits a spinning wheel kick on Slare before going for the pin. 1.......2. kick out by Slare. Slare up to his feet gets a punch by Sandra followed by a spinning back kick to the gut of Slare. Sandra then pulls out a drop toehold on Slare into a Mexican Surfboard. Slare is in pain but Showtime tries to hold down Sandra's shoulders for the pin count but out comes Mafia and Showtime high tails it out of the ring. And to the back. I think this just became a singles match. Sandra releases the hold and goes for a hurricanrana on Slare who turns it into a powerbomb. Slare goes for the pin. 1.... Sandra kicks out. Slare hits a leg drop. Slare picks up Sandra and irish whips Sandra and hits a spinebuster into a pin. 1.......2.... Slare gets back to work quickly by going for an abdominal streach which Sandra finds her way out of quickly and hits a reversacanrana. Sandra charges for Slare but is met by a clothesline. Slare then hits a Pendulum backbreaker before going for the pin. 1.......2... kick out by Sandra at the 2 count. Slare locks Sandra up in a bear hug for about a minute in a half before Slare tosses her away like a ragdoll. Slare is stalking Sandra... Who plays possom with a pin. 1.......2. Quick out by Slare. Sandra with a spinning wheel kick. Sandra quickly goes outside the ring and grabs a chair before getting back in. Slare is up and goes back down as Sandra tosses the chair in to Slare's face. Sandra hits the springboard moonsault. Sandra goes for the pin. 1.......2.......3!

Announder: Here is the winners of this match. Sandra Chui and Mafia.

It's funny because Mafia isn't even here.

Backstage Mafia is still after John Krone post match. Wait, they've made it to the CEO's office. And Showtime is throwing various books at Mafia who walks through them like the terminator. Mafia picks up the bookshelf and throws it Showtime who ducks it as it narrowly misses the CEO by a centimeter. It also destroyed some items in the process. The office is a mess.

Funazz: STOP!!! You can play hide and seek anywhere else but my office and you're not even doing that right. This is my office damnit, and I'll be damned if you destroy everything in it! So here is the plan boys, at Independence Day it'll be Mafia taking on John Krone in a hardcore match!

Showtime: You must be crazy. If I asked to take on Mafia at Independence Day, I would've rattled my zipper but that's not the case. I should be taking on Rip for the Blacklist title.

Mafia: You punk, Funazz makes the rules and you have no where to go but to face me in that ring. If you don't make it there, I'll make sure you find your way. You will be in for hell come Independence Day.

Funazz: Ahh, now that the psychology session is over you two get out of my office and if I hear that you two are disturbing my peace again you will be in trouble. You will settle this at Independence Day and not before.

Mikey Jones is in the ring with the URS title over his shoulder and a mic in his hand.

Mikey: Independence Day, it will be Fasho vs. Me, the URS Champion in a special guest referee match where the ref has to be the most biased, low down, bastards I have ever met. Many may find myself at a disposition, but I will walk out that match with my championship and if that bastard Funazz gets involved, I'm not afraid to take him out as well. I a m Mikey Jones damnit, and I'll be damned if I let-

Fasho's music cuts off Mikey, as Fasho walks out by himself. How can he show his face after what he did earlier tonight?

Fasho: Mikey don't you learn? Didn't you see what happened to Nightmare earlier tonight? Don't you know-

Mikey: Save it Fasho! I don't care what the hell you have to say unless you come out to the ring and say it to say it to my face!

Fasho: You see Michael, I would but under the given circumstances and drama including Nightmare, Funazz has given the number one contender to the title, the night off. Your friend, Hopkins however doesn't have it so well as he'll be taking on Skippy Smith later on tonight.

Mikey: So? Hopkins has taken on tougher. Hell he's beaten me. Skippy won't be nothing more than a breeze.

Fasho: Keep it up Mikey, and we'll have a Nightmare repeat. Capeeche?

Mikey: Whatever. But you haven't seen nothin' yet. I've been looking through my phone book of friends and I think I've found someone to even the odds at Independence Day.

Fasho: Who? Shaka Zulu? Napoleon? Pee Wee Herman?

MIkey: Well it might be one of them, or someone better. You'll just have to find out.

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Man in dark: It's time that greatness showed it's face

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Announcer: The following is the Main Event Contest of the Evening and it is scheduled for one fall. First out to the ring, from Melborne, Australia, his is the “Australian Icon”- Skippy Smith.

I don't think I've seen anyone as cruel and vindictive as Skippy Smith. This guy is no icon, he commits acts of indiscretion and is proud of it. He climbs into the ring and gets ready to take on the second half of the team he defeated earlier tonight.

Announcer: And his opponent, from England- Holy Hopkins!

Well Hopkins not one for small talk today rushing out to the ring to take on Skippy Smith. They lock up center ring before the bell even sounds. Skippy finds an opening and uses an arm wrench hold on Hopkins. But Hopkins who has been around the block more than a few times uses the ropes to flip out into neutral position. Hopkins then uses an inverted armbreaker on Skippy Smtih before locking in hammerlock on Skippy Smith. Hopkins then goes for the headlock. Hopkins gets pushes off Skippy and sent to the ropes for skkippy to hit a hip toss on Hopkins. Skippy goes for the pin. 1... But Hopkins gets out and before anything else can happen Step Up by Drowning Pool begins playing on the sound system. It the CEO of URS out here. I wonder what more he can do to damage the company?

Funazz: I'm sorry to interrupt your match guys, but the strangest idea. What if I give a little preview of what's to come at Independence Day. So tonight it will be- Holy Hopkins taking on Skippy Smith with the special guest referee being... The number one contender to the title, Fasho!

Fasho makes his way out to the ring.

Funazz: And if anyone interfere, they will be fired! Ring the damn bell!

Hopkins takes advantage of Skippys distraction and goes for a school boy roll up on Skippy Smith but doesn't get a count from Fasho. Hopkins hits a clothesline. Skippy gets back up and hit with a running enziguri. Hopkins follows that up with a double footstomp before going for the pin. ........ No count from Fasho who seems to be lounging in the corner. Hopkins gets up and begins to argue with the ref distracting Hopkins from the match. Fasho just nailed Hopkins with a right hand. Skippys up and pulls Hopkins down for the crossface. And Fasho is tell us to ring the bell. But I don't think Hopkins tapped!

Announcer: The winner of this match by submission- Skippy Smith!

And look at this, Skippy and Fasho doing to Hopkins, the exact thing they did to Nightmare earlier tonight. This is sickening. Wait, Mikey Jones down the rampway with a steel chair wrapped in barbed wire wire. Mikey gets into the ring, Skippy bails from the ring but Fasho gets clocked over the head with the chair. OUCH! That's gotta hurt! What,what is Mikey doing? OH MY GOD! Vertabreaker off the top rope. Could that be Fasho's fate at Independence Day? Wait this madness isn't over because Hopkins is up and he's demanding a microphone.

Hopkins: Skippy Smith, you think we're done? Because if you do then you must be some Australian dope. So that is why at Independence Day, it will be me and you in an inferno match!

What an Inferno match! Skippy better be wise and count his chickens and leave. This is a career altering match. Decline Skippy, decline or you're sure to shorten your career!

Skippy: I'm not doing it! You must think I'm crazy!

Hopkins: I knew your answer would be like that, so I have a demonstration for you of what could happen to you if you don't accept next week or even better right now.

Mikey Jones takes out a bottle of gasoline and begins to pour it all over the fallen body of Fasho. Hopkins drops a lit match on the body of Fasho. Oh NO! WOW! This is horrible but we can't say he didn't deserve it. Skippy still on the ramp way seems to be second guessing himself. Tune into next weeks edition of Pain for Pleasure!

Mikey_Jones
December 2nd, 2006, 10:17 AM
Fasho, Funazz and Skippy. You think you rule the damn place. You think you're the best there is. Yet all you do is the same thing that's been done milllions of times before and had failed millions of times. You're cheating to win matches, attacking people behind their back and all that crap. It's bullshit and ruining the company. This company should be built on wrestler's who don't cheat and are actually good, like Nightmare, Sandra and Hopkins.

Those guys are the best this company has to offer yet they're the one's who are getting beat down week after week. So this week, I had to do something. And Flame Grilled Fash was that thing. Me and Hopkins had to do it to get CEO Nazi to take notice of some real talent. Hopkins has got Skippy at Independence day in an Inferno match which will stop any interfernece. But I've got FaSho with CEO Nazz as special ref.

This means there's only two things I can do:

1. Beat FaSho so much that Nazz has to count 3
2. Make sure that Nazz "accidently" gets killed backstage so that there's a fair referee.

Either of these ways work for me as there's gonna be one possible outcome. I walk in the champ and I leave the champ.

Deal with it.

Tha Kyd
December 2nd, 2006, 12:20 PM
The URS Blacklist

The Ultimate Rajah Simulation Blacklist is comoposed of win/loss records. If you win a match you go up the list and if you lose you go down the list. The URS Blacklist champion will stay at the number one spot at defend it against the #1 contender (unless of course they lay down a challenge with the belt on the line). The Blacklist is as following:


URS Blacklist
1.) Rip
2.) ???
3.) Skippy Smith
4.) Mafia
5.) Slare
6.) Sandra
7.) Holy Hopkins
8.) Showtime

Mikey_Jones
December 2nd, 2006, 12:27 PM
Wait, I'm the best in this company yet I'm not even on there? Create a World Title list or something. Call it your Azz-list.

Vee-Bee
December 6th, 2006, 10:08 PM
Skippy Smith is seen backstage wearing a full-body "flame" suit under his attire. He akubra hat tipped slightly towards his face and looks over at the camera.

Holy Hopkins; you challenged me to an Inferno Match, eh??

Your on! At Independence Day I will be ready to face you in an Inferno match, I will be prepared!

Skippy Smith picks up a bottle of petrol, shaking it at the camera.

See...I have my flame suit to save me from the damage, the damge that I will inflict on you when like my poor friend Fa Sho. See Fa Sho is still in pain, but he will recover... but Hopkins, you won't recover..you'll never recover from the pain I'm going to inflict on you.

Skippy Smith drops the bottle again and then looks at the camera intensely..

I kicked your arse at Pain for Pleasure, making you submit. Making you give up to the power of the Australian Icon, Skippy Smith. You suffered my wrath once and you will suffer it again and gain. As Hopkins you will go where you and many women have gone before time and time again, until you learn just to give up and leave me alone and that's DOWN UNDER!

Holy_Hopkins
December 7th, 2006, 4:47 PM
Oh dear boy.

You think that i'm scared of you? You think I'm going to be intimidated by you?

I've been around the block kid, I've seen your type before, hell you think you're the first guy who claims to kick my ass? You think you're the first guy to claim he's the future.

I've faced your like before, and not once have I been defeated.

Hell you did get the better of me at Pain for Pleasure but at Independence day, heroically placed in the middle of Winter, there will only be one victor, and that victor will be the Icon of URS, the British Leeeegend, MISTER HOPKINS.

This match, this match isn't just for pride, hell you've pissed me off boy. One of us will be leaving the arena in the back of an ambulance, or hell if I have my way a hearse. Oh I'll put you down under, about 6 feet under to be exact.

Vee-Bee
December 7th, 2006, 6:25 PM
Skippy Smith is seen backstage laughing hysterically. He stares down at the camera for a moment.

Holy?? I think you've misinterpreted me. You've underestimated me.

You said that you've (mocking Holy) "faced your like before, and not once have I been defeated."

Well guess what?? I have defeated you Hopkins. Do you just magically forget that?? I must have held you in that submission too long, as you must have memory loss. I made you submit at Pain For Pleasure remember??

The Facts are simple, I'm more than just another "future of this industry", I'm Skippy Smith, the Australian Icon and at Independence Day, not only will I set the ring alight with my talents, I will set you alight before sending you where many women have gone before, DOWN UNDER!

Holy_Hopkins
December 7th, 2006, 6:33 PM
Ahhh you see in this business we always try to put a... positive spin on events.

Yes you have defeated me before, as have countless other superstars in this company and previous companies, perhaps my words were not as clear as they were intended to be...

I may have lost the occasional match but the war, the feud always ends the same way. You can have your petty, nothing victory at Pain for Pleasure but when it matters, when it really counts and I bring my A game and you bring yours the outcome is as clear as sunshine.

Over the years I've built up a damn legacy, and this legacy has many more chapters it needs to fill before we reach the end, you are nothing but a small fish in a rather big pond.

Vee-Bee
December 7th, 2006, 7:28 PM
Holy..

Your trying to teach me the ways of the business?? Seriously, who do you think you are??

This is U.R.S, not RSA, not RCW, not RSL, this is Ultimate Rajah Simulation and this is where the big boy's play. I couldn't care less what you've done in some backyard federation, you could have been made your retarded brother submit in a million matches for all I care and I still wouldn't be scared.

See all that matters is here in URS and here in URS I've made you submit. I didn't just pin you Holy, I made you submit. I made you tap out, I pulled your heart out and made you feel like the inferior man that you truely are. Holy, you can't beat me and you can't handle that. That's why you resorted to fire and challenging me to an Inferno match.

But it doesn't matter, it really doesn't matter, See I'm prepared to bring my A game, like I do each and every week, something you seem to keep in the bag for special occasions. Just a question, why didn't you bring it out at Pain for Pleasure when I was kicking your ass eh?? Or did you enjoy the pain, enjoy being dominated eh?

One Final thing, you said this business was all about "putting a positive spin on things", so I'll put a good spin on it for you. After Independence Day, you will no longer have to worry about me, as when your in the burns ward, you will never, ever want to challenge me ever, ever again!

Tha Kyd
December 9th, 2006, 9:50 AM
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URS Pain for Pleasure
December 9, 2006
Brooklyn, NY

Step Up by Drowning Pool (http://media.putfile.com/Drowning-Pool---Step-Up)

1, 2, 3 - Go!

Broken,
Yeah, you've been living on the edge of a broken dream.
Nothing,
Yeah, that's the only thing you'll ever take away from me.

I'm never gonna stop,
I'm never gonna drop,
Ain't no different than it was before.

So take some good advice,
You better stop and think twice,
Before you take your first step,
Out that door.

If you wanna step up (step up),
You're gonna get knocked down (knocked down).
If you wanna step up (step up),
You're gonna get knocked down.

You had your chance to walk away.
Live to see another day.

If you wanna step up (step up),
You're gonna get knocked down (knocked down).
You're gonna get knocked down...

Aaaaah...

Suffering,
Yeah, that's the only thing here that's left for you.
Nothing,
Yeah, that's the only thing you're ever gonna -- do.

I'm never gonna stop,
I'm never gonna drop,
Ain't no different than it was before.

So take some good advice,
You better stop and think twice,
Before you take your first step,
Out that door.

So if you wanna step up (step up),
You're gonna get knocked down (knocked down).
If you wanna step up (step up),
You're gonna get knocked down.

You had your chance to walk away.
Live to see another day.

If you wanna step up (step up),
You're gonna get knocked down (knocked down).
You're gonna get knocked down...

You're gonna get knocked down...

And now you've crossed that line...
You must be out your mind.

Go.

If you wanna step up (step up),
You're gonna get knocked down (knocked down).
If you wanna step up (step up),
You're gonna get knocked down.

You had your chance to walk away.
Live to see another day.

If you wanna step up (step up),
You're gonna get knocked down (knocked down).
You're gonna get knocked down...

You're gonna get knocked down (step up).

You're gonna get knocked down...

You're gonna get knocked down (step up).

You're gonna get knocked... down!


Welcome to URS Pain for Pleasure, and a show we have for you tonight. Funazz scheduled for this match tonight, for Skippy Smith to take on the Ultimate Rajah Simulation Champion- Mikey Jones. You have to question whether Mikey can take Skippy Smith legitimately with Fasho, Funazz and Rip in Skippy’s favor. Oh ho, and Hopkins still wants an answer from Skippy from last show involving that inferno match. Even though Fasho’s body is burned he’s still here tonight. Something tells me that if Skippy doesn’t accept, there will be more burns and more scars courtesy of Holy Hopkins. But now for our opening match-up.

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Announcer: The following is the opening contest of the night scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring from Glasgow, Scotland, weighting in at 253 lbs- Slare!

Slare makes his way out to the ring with the usual boos from the crow set for singles competition against his current rival here in URS, Sandra Chui tonight, but grabs a mic first.

Slare: Sandra Chui may think that she is going to break the gender mold of professional wrestling, but she has a horrible truth ahead of her. You see, no one takes women seriously. Women were made from man by god to be our play things. Why do you think that lesbianism exist? Sandra, I think you have a little… or a lot of sand in your vagina. So when I defeat her tonight, I want for her to know once and for all that she has no place in this company and should do what all women on this earth were made to do, shake their ass, strip their clothes and make me horny!

Announcer: And his opponent from Korea weighing in at 135 lbs- Sandra Chui!

But where is Sandra? Wait on that turnbuckle, she hits an ambush missile dropkick on Slare! And Sandra goes to work immediately on Slare, bashing his head on the top turnbuckle. Sandra then hits a dropkick to the face of Slare. Sandra goes for the pin. 1….. kick out by Slare. Sandra picks up Slare and irish whips him but gets the momentum reversed, Sandra off the ropes with a hurricanrana. Slare quickly up to his feet gets met by a dropkick by Sandra Chui sending him outside the ring. Sandra off the ropes goes for a suicide dive but misses Slare as he moves quickly out of her way. And Skare taking advantage of the missed attack and stomps away at Sandra Chui. Slare quickly picks up Sandra and smashes her head against the ring apron before sending her back into the ring. Slaare smashes his knee into the side of Sandra and then dropping an elbow. Slare now mounts Sandra Chui and throws some punches on Sandra Chui before going for the pin. 1…….2… kick out by Sandra Chui. Slare hits a scoop slam on Sandra Chui. Sandra picks Sandra back up for another. Slare going for a final one gets met by a Sandra Chui small package. 1…….2….. kick out by Slare. Both back up to their feet as Slare hits Sandra with a clothesline. Slare with a neckbreaker on Sandra Chui. Slare goes for a pin. 1…….2.. shoulder up by Sandra Chui. Slare picks up Sandra and goes for a DDT but Sandra reverses it for a northern lights suplex. 1…….2….. near fall by Slare. Sandra hits two clotheslines on Slare before hitting a Russian Leg Sweep on Slare and going for another pin. 1…….2…. kick out again by Slare. Sandra hits a flipping senton splash on Slare before picking up Slare and hiting a chop on Slare followed by a jumping enziguri to the back of the head. I think this one is over because Slare is going for a springboard moonsault, but wait, Slare puts up the knees. Slare drags Sandra’s body to the ropes and begins to choke her with the bottom rope. The referee starts to count. 1…2…3…4. Slare breaks the hold. Slare goes back to choking Sandra Chui. 1…2…3…4…5! The ref calls for the bell disqualifying Slare.

Announcer: The winner of the match by means of disqualification- Sandra Chui!

And it looks like Slare isn’t done either as he goes to beat the crap out of Sandra Chui more! Referees and Road Agents hold him back from beating down this vixen.



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Man in Dark: I will promote URS to it’s greatest- at Independence Day.

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Rip is backstage preparing for his match against John Krone when he runs into Skippy Smith.

Skippy: Hey, Ripper! What up man?

Rip: Nothing, preparing for my match against John Krone next.

Skippy: Great job on becoming the URS Blacklist Champion last week. Any idea on whose currently the number contender?

Rip: I have no idea, but Funazz says I’m making my first defense at Independence Day. It’s against that V guy? Who does he think he is promoting himself as the Epitome of Greatness?

Skippy: yeah! I know greatness, and you my friend are looking at him.

Rip: Yo, what’s gonna happen between Hopkins and you?

Skippy: Well you like everyone else is gonna find out when I give my response to Hopkins and Mr Jones overhasty actions last week. Oh, and good luck in your match.


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Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. First making his way to the ring from New York, New York- Showtime!

Showtime makes his way out to the ring. Crowd booing typically. We have a video clip from Showtime regaurding Mafia and what’s to come at Independence Day.



Showtime: Showtime here, and all I’ve got to say tonight is Mafia is the enemy. I don’t care if I’m locked in a cage with him or a bullrope suspends us. I came here to make a name for myself by taking out who is worth a damn, and tonight is a small sample of what’s in store for him at Independence Day!

Announcer: And his opponent, from an undisclosed location, he is the Ultimate Rajah Simulation Blacklist champion- RIP!

Rip makes his way out to the ring, usual generic ring walk and boos from the crowd with the exception that this time Rip has the title. He rolls under the bottom rope as the ref calls for the bell starting this match. And Rip has the superior wrestling ability over Showtime so we’ll see how this match pans out. This match starts off with Showtime goes for a kick on Rip, but Rip catches the leg and hits a leg and hits a dragon screw on Showtime followed by a leg stretch by Rip by Showtime battles out quickly for a droptoe hold and goes for a miastrol cradle. But Rip gets out of that and hits a school boy. 1…….2… kick out by Showtime. Rip goes for a clothesline on Showtime who reverses out for an inverted neck breaker. Showtime hits a leg drop on Rip before putting his leg over Rip for a cocky pin. 1.. immediate kick out by Rip. Rip back up quickly and hits a leg trip on Showtime and stomps on the face of Showtime. Rip picks up Showtime and hits some forearms to the face of Showtime. Rip with an armwrench followed by a clothesline. Rip picks up Showtime for a suplex before going for a pin. 1…….2…. kick out by Showtime. Rip irish whis Showttime and gets met by a Showtime spear. Showtime goes for the pin. 1…….2… kick out by Rip. Showtime irish whips Rip to the corner. Showtime approaches the corner and throws Rip’s shoulder into the turnbuckle post and follows it up with a back body drop. Showtime goes for another pin. 1…….2… kick out by Rip. Wait, that’s Mafia on the rampway to watch this match, and I think he’s coming down to get a better look. Showtime goes to pick up Rip but gets shots to his gut by Rip. Rip hits an inverted atomic drop on Showtime- don’t expect him to have any children any time soon. Rip hits a reverse DDT on Showtime before going for the pin. 1…….2… kick out by Showtime. Rip is going up to the top rope. Careful Rip, many have gone up there and many have found themselves in nomansland- and Showtime quickly throws Rip off. And here it comes- a Death Valley Driver into an X-Factor- he calls that the Show Stealer. But Mafia isn’t gonna let Showtime get that pin, as Mafia gets into the ring with a chair and swings it as it just misses and hit’s Rip in the back. Showtime hits a Show Stealer on Mafia too. Showtime goes for the pin. 1…….2…….3!

Announcer: Here is the winner of this contest- Showtime!




As Showtime and Rip exit the ring, Skippy makes his way out. He rolls Mafia out of the ring in the same fashion Mafia did to him at New Blood. I think this gonna be that response he was talking about earlier. He grabs a mic, so lets hear what he has to say.

Skippy Smith: I am gonna make this message as short and as brief as I possibly can. What Hopkins and Mikey Jones did to Fasho last week really got me to thinking. It got me thinking, how far will Holy Hopkins go to avenge Nightmare. And Nightmare, who is in his hometown hospital recovering for the ass-whooping that I gave him last week. So I decided to pay my respects real quick. In fact I have a video clip.




Skippy walks into a hospital office with Nightmare in a bed sleeping.

Skippy: Oh he’s sleeping. I shouldn’t make too much noise. I should get straight to the point.

Skippy creeps up to Nightmare with something held behind his back.

Skippy (whispering): Hey Nightmare, I’m sorry but everything I did last week involving the injury and all so I brought a little, a little no hard feelings for last week.

Skippy pulls from behind his back, a steel chair with gift wrapping ribbon on it. Skippy hits Nightmare over those injured ribs with the edge of the steel chair. Nightmare wakes up quickly from the alarming pain. Skippy raises the chair again over Nightmare’s back and hits him with more chair shots.

Skippy: Huh, your friend Holy Hopkins wants to mess with the Australian Icon. He wants to make a message. Well how about this for a message.

Skippy takes the IV cord and wraps it around Nightmare’s neck stealing away the oxygen to Nightmare’s lungs.

Skippy: I bet you saw what happened to Fasho last week and laughed. Well who’s laughing now?

Skippy takes a gasoline bottle out of his jacket pocket and begins to pour it on Nightmare’s body. And now Skippy pulls out a blowtorch and ignites Nightmare’s body. Nightmare begins rolling around in pain.

Skippy: Hey Daydream, Funazz told me to leave you a message tonight. YOU’RE FIRED! So don’t come back!

Skippy: This brings a tear to my eye.

The crowd begins to boo excessively at what Skippy did to Nightmare this week.

Skippy: Oh and by the way, I know you Americans can’t comprehend that message because you’re as stupid as a deer at the watering hole. For all you dense people in attendance tonight and for the many frivolous at home, that message means that I will be taking on Holy Hopkins at Independence Day in an Inferno match. I will annihilate Hopkins and burn his ugly face right off. And when I’m done with him, I’ll pay him a little visit to the hospital as well as grant him a presnt. Because I want you all to know that I am bred to lead URS. I was bred to be champion. And I wont let some 2x4 tool named Holy Hopkins stand in my way.



Well we are now going backstage to interviewer Liam Blanchette.

Liam: Well tonight I am backstage with URS Vixen Sandra Chui. Sandra, tonight you defeated Slare in singles competition but not by much as it was a disqualification victory. What are your comments on this?

Sandra: It’s as simple as this Slare seems to underestimate me. Well guess what, it seems I have overestimated him. He seems to think that I can’t hold my own in the ring with him or anyone else for that matter. So that’s why tonight Slare, I’m issuing an open challenge to meet me in the Ultimate Rajah Simulation ring at Independence Day in Boston, MA. That is unless you’re afraid of being beat up by a girl.



Mikey is walking through the corridor to his match against Skippy next when he bumps into Fasho.

Fasho: Well, well, well. If it isn’t Mr. Goodietwoshoes, URS’s savior champion Michael Jones?

Mikey: Careful, tonight I might intensify those burns if you piss me off.

Fasho: Heye, hey hey, chill out. I just wanted to make sure that you were aware of your chances of success tonight.

Mikey: Well there there is a reason why one of us is champion and the other isn’t now is there?

Fasho: Don’t fuck with me Mikey because I have friends in high places. Friend that can find way to take you out of action maybe permanently. So keep talkin’ big because that belt will say Fasho and not Mikey at Independence Day

Mikey: Keep dreaming.

Mikey begins walking towards the enterence curtain as Fasho keeps going his way. Mikey vs. Skippy Smith is next!



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Announcer: The following is the main event contest of the evening and it is scheduled for one fall. First making his way to the ring- he is the Australian Icon- Skippy Smith.

This is one bastard I wouldn’t want to mess with. Talk about evil, this kid is involved in an inferno match at Independence Day and he’s creating so much chaos, it’s almost unheard of. Skippy rolls beneath the bottom rope and waitts for Mikey Jones.

Announcer: And his opponent from England, he is the Ultimate Rajah Simulation Champion- Mikey Jones.

Mikey gets a standing ovation from the crowd in hopes that he can put away this punk Skippy Smith. Hopefully he’ll do to Skippy what he did to Fasho last week. The ref calls for the bell as this match begins. Both men lock up center ring but Skippy gets the best out of the situation going behind Mikey and hitting some forearms to the kidney section of Mikey. Skippy goes for an atomic drop… but Mikey rides it out into a bulldog. Wait Funazz is on the titontron now. This can’t be anything short than a disaster.

Funazz: Hey, tonight I thought I’d take the initiative to make this match a little more innovative. Therefore it will be Mikey Jones vs. Skippy Smith in a lumberjack match! And the lumberjacks have been especially chosen by me!

From the back waltz out Rip, Showtime, Fasho and Slare. I don’t thtink his is a match, this is becoming a beatdown. Funazz is a sick man, and he has to take on Fasho at Independence Day. Mikey is still looking in disbelief, but Skippy hits Mikey with a double axe handle smash to the back on Mikey followed by a knee to the gut. Skippy then tosses Mikey outside to the lumberjacks. This looks worst than a gang beating as all the lumberjacks beat down on Mikey Jones. Mikey Jones on all fours gets a kick to the gut followed by a forearm to the back of the neck by Showtime. Rip picks up Mikey and rolls him back into the ring. Skippy goes for the pin. 1…….2….. kick out by the champ. Skippy irish whips Mikey to the corner. Skippy hits numerous strikes to the body and face of Mikey Jones followed by a snapmare and an eye rake before Skippy goes for another pin. 1…….2….. kick out by Mikey Jones. And now Skippy showboating his strength with a body press slam to the outside for the lumberjacks outside the ring. And again the lumberjacks flock over Mikey’s body as Rip drops a knee on Mikey. Fasho picks up Mikey hits a chop to the chest, followed by another which could be heard throughout the entire arena. And Showtime follows that up with a huge bionic elbow before Slare rolls Mikey back into the ring. Skippy goes for another pin. 1…….2… Mikey puts his leg on the rope for the break. Skippy locks in an abdominal stretch submission hold and while Mikey remains in pain Skippy slaps away at the abdomen of Mikey creating more tension before Skippy releases the hold. Skippy then taunts Mikey Jones for a second before attempting to pick him up and getting some punches to the gut by Mikey Jones followed by a chop… and anothere… and another and Mikey hit’s his signature European uppercut. Mikey with a belly to belly suplex. Skippy back up quickly gets irish whipped off the ropes into a back bodydrop. Mikey picks up Skippy for a suplex and rebounds him off the ropes. Mikey goes for the pin. 1…….2… kick out by Skippy. Mikey goes off the ropes but is pulled outside by Showtime. Oh and Rip hits a crowbar shot to the head of Mikey. I don’t think he’ll be ready for his match at Independence Day after that. And now everyone is mudhole stomping away at Mikey like they did at the beginning of this match. And now Fasho is rolling Mikey back into the ring. DAMNIT, and now Skippy Smith locked in that damned Crocodile Capture submission. Mikey is tapping out! Mikey is tapping out!

Announcer: Here is the winner of this contest- “The Australian Icon” Skippy Smith

I don’t think this is over yet because the lumberjacks are starting to enter the ring now and they continue to maul away at Mikey. I think they want to take Mikey out so Fasho can win at Independence Day. Wait, here comes the cavalry. Hopkins, Mafia, Sandra Chui and Zook all run out and we have an all out brawl right here in the ring. Wait the lights are dim. I think that’s “Warrior” by Llyod Banks is playing on the speaker system. What does that message say on the titontron?


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Wow, what a message. I guess Mikey hasn’t been bluffing about a friend all this time. But this brawl is still going on. I wonder when it’ll stop. That’s all for today. Tune in for Independence Day, live on Pay Per View!

Rip
December 9th, 2006, 10:15 AM
Cheers Mafia, just what I need help from some mug who can't hit his target when swinging a chair.

Do me a favour next time.



Stay the hell out of my business.

Tha Kyd
January 20th, 2007, 2:22 PM
Narrator: An accumulation of what has occurred has come to a boiling point and there is nowhere to go but down. Blood will be spilled tonight and surprises are guaranteed as well. Rivalries, egos and wars will collide in the ring for a battlefield. Winners will know glory, prosperity and valor, and those who wallow in defeat may open their eyelids under the heat lamp. Who is to blame for what is to come tonight? Is it their own or their opponents fault? Who is to be blamed for the retribution caused tonight? Today is a day to claim dominance. A day that even thunderclouds fear to bellow over the arena for the carnage that is to unfold. But what’s better, today is used to feel for Independence for Ultimate Rajah Simulation. A day where it breaks from a typical mold and becomes it’s own. Today is URS’s Independence Day!

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The Game by Disturbed (http://media.putfile.com/The-Game-10)

Tell me exactly what am I supposed to do
Now that I have allowed you to beat me
Do you think that we could play another game
Maybe I could win this time

I kind of like the misery you put me through
Darlin' you can trust me completely
If you even try to look the other way
I think that I could kill this time

Ra, ra!
Ra, ra!

It doesn't really seem I'm getting through to you
Though I see you weeping so sweetly
I think that you might have to take another taste
A little bit of hell this time

Ra, ra!
Lie to me
Ra, ra!
Lie to me

Is she not right?
Is she insane?
Will she now
Run for her life in the battle that ends this day
Is she not right?
Is she insane?
Will she now
Run for her life now that she lied to me

You always wanted people to remeber you
To leave your little mark on society
Don't you know your wish is coming true today
Another victim dies tonight

Ra, ra!
Lie to me
Ra, ra!
Lie to me

Is she not right?
Is she insane?
Will she now
Run for her life in the battle that ends this day
Is she not right?
Is she insane?
Will she now
Run for her life now that she lied to me

Bum biddy, dum bum, dit dit now!
Bum biddy, dum bum, dit do!
Bum biddy, dum bum, dit dit now!
Bum biddy, dum bum, dit do!
Bum biddy, dum bum, dit dit now!
Bum biddy, dum bum, dit do!

Is she really telling lies again
Doesn't she realize
She's in danger?

Is she not right?
Is she insane?
Will she now
Run for her life in the battle that ends this day
Is she not right?
Is she insane?
Will she now
run for her life now that she lied to me?

The little bitch she went and she told, a lie
Now she will never tell another, a lie
The little bitch she went and she told, a lie
never fucking lie to me

PYRO! PRYRO! BOOM! PYRO! EXPLOSION! PYRO! BOOM! PYRO!BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!EXPLOSION! PYRO!EXPLOSION!

Welcome to Ultimate Rajah Simulation's Independence Day! Back by popular demand we start off tonight with a rivalry that is determined to be ended tonight. Sandra Chui vs. Slare is up next!

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Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. First out to the ring from Glasgow, Scotland- Slare.

Slare makes his way out to the ring with a rather smug look on his face. I’m guessing he is thinking that tonight is just gonna be a squash for him as he waits for Sandra Chui to come out here.

Announcer: And his opponent from Korea- weighing in at 125 lbs- Sandra Chui!

And Sandra isn’t wasting anytime getting in that ring as the two of them begin to stare off in the center of the ring. The ref rings the bell signifying the start of this match. Sandra and Slare lock up center ring before Slare shoves Sandra across the ring. Sandra charges back at Slare who simply tosses her across the ring with a choke toss. Sandra back up gets an elbow strike to the shoulder before being irish whipped off the ropes. Sandra tries to rebound with a flying headscissors but Slare cathes her midway and turns it into a sidewalk slam. Slare goes for the pin. 1…….2…. kick out by Sandra Chui! Slare locks in a camel clutch hold of sorts and stretches the pretty face of Sandra Chui pulling at the mouth and raking the eyes. Sandra looks extremely uncomfortable. And Slare releases the hold after a devastating forearm to the face. Slare picks up Sandra. Looks like Slare is going for a powerbomb but Sandra reverses it into a hurricanrana. Sandra off the ropes and it looks like she’s going for a flying headscissors but ends it with an arm drag. Slare gets up quickly and goes for a clothesline but Sandra ducks and goes for a backslide pin. 1…….2.. kick out by Slare. Slare back up but is knocked down with a Sandra Chui legsweep. And wow, a standing shooting star press from Sandra Chui as she goes for another cover. 1…….2…… kick out by Slare. Sandra Chui picks up Slare and it looks like she is going for a DDT but Slare turns it into a spinebuster and covers her for the pin. 1…….2.. kick out by Sandra Chui. Slare now applies a unique submission- a hangmans chokehold and he’s holding Sandra by her pretty little face and stretching the neck reigons as well as taking air away from her. And ouch he ends it with a widows peak! Slare with the cover. 1…….2.. kick out by Chui. Slare goes for a suplex on Sandra and holds her there for a while. Wait, he’s losing control as Sandra rolls through with an implant DDT on Slare. Slare is wearily getting to his feet as Sandra gets him in the head with a pump kick. Sandra goes for the cover. 1…….2….. shoulder up by Slare. And now Sandra is going to the top rope and is getting ready for that 450 Splash! NO! Slare has climbed up to the top rope with a superplex straight to the cavas and both combatants are out cold as the referee starts the count. 1…2…3…4…5…6…7.. Sandra finds herself at her feet knocks down Slare with a dropkick. Slare back up at his feet again is met with a Sandra Chui spinning wheel kick. Sandra irish whips Slare to the corner. Sandra charges and hits a summersault kick on Slare and goes for a shoulder thrust but gets nothing but Slare’s boot from a yakuza kick by Slare. Slare hits the STD. This one is over. Slare goes for the pin. 1…….2…….3!

Announcer: Here is your winner of this match- Slare!

And Slare runs up the ramp way having just beat Sandra Chui who remains in the ring looking very sad with a look of dispair on her face. Slare then laughs before going backstage.


Mikey is walking by in the hallway when he encounters Slare.

Slare: Hey champ! Nice item you got there!

Mikey: Yeah

Mikey continues walking down the corridor when is stopped by Slare again.

Slare: Well?

Mikey: Well what?

Slare: Aren’t you gonna grant me number one contendership to the title?

Mikey: You have a number one contendership match at the next show.

Slare: So! I defeated Sandra Chui tonight. And Fasho doesn’t look like he has what it takes to be champion.

Mikey: Nice to know, but quite frankly, what makes you think that beating Sandra Chui makes you championship material? Over the past month, I have seen hell unfold between Funazz’s faction and me.

Slare: Listen kid, I have experience over you okay? And I think that it should remain clear that you gained you championship gold by defeating Sandra Chui.

Mikey: Listen Slare, this URS gold belongs to me, and how I got it does not concern you.

Mikey begins to walk away again but once again he is stopped by Slare.

Slare: Now Mikey, I want you to know I’ve done the nice thing tonight, but next time I may not be so kind. You better pray I don’t win the number one contendership match because when I do and I rip that gold off of your waist and wipe that stupid look off your face, it’ll be all the more satisfying for me!


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Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the Ultimate Rajah Simulation Blacklist Championship. First out to the ring, he is the Blacklist Champion- RIP!

Rip comes out to the ring and you have to wonder how do you prepare for a match where you don’t know who your opponent will be or anything of the sort. But knowing Rip this will just be another match for him against another victim. The straight shooter crawls into the ring with his signature crowbar and awaits this “V” Character.

Announcer: And now his opponent…

There is a brief pause before some music is played over the P.A. system and…. Matt Vallence walks through the curtain!

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Announcer: From Melbourne, Australia, he is the Epitome of Greatness- Matt Vallence!

What a breakthrough for U.R.S! Well we’ll see how well he fares against Rip though whose been doing well since coming to URS. Rip and Vallence come center ring for a stand off and start trash talking one another. And Vallence with a disrespectful slap across the face! What cockiness from the debuting Vallence and Rip just doesn’t seem to want to play games here because he just hits Vallence over the head with a tomahawk chop. Rip mounts Vallence with some forearm strikes to the face. Vallence gets back up to his feet. Rip goes for a clothesline but Vallence hits a drop toehold. Vallence with a double axe-handle smash to the back of Rip’s head. Vallence picks up Rip and goes for an irish whip, Rip goes off the ropes and hits a shoulder block and drops an elbow immediately afterwards. Rip picks up Vallence and hits a brutal looking chop to the face. Vallence staggers a bit, leaving him open for Rip to give him a knee to the back. Vallence falls to his knees but is brought back up by Rip for a headlock blocking the blood circulation to the brain of Vallence. And you can see Vallence trying to find away out of the hold only to find a fist to skull by Rip. Vallence is battling out of the hold but Rip seems to be going for a bulldog- wait Vallence takes advantage and hangs up Rip onto the ropes. Looks like there will be no more James’s or Charlie’s for him! And now Vallence is putting Rip’s legs onto the ropes for devastating DDT right into the canvas. And Vallence rolls over Rip for the pin. 1……..2….. kick out by Rip. Vallence goes for an irish whip but Rip reverses the momentum sending Vallence off the ropes but Vallence maintains momentum with a shoulder block. And Vallence goes right to work by locking in a crossbody armbar on Rip. And there isn’t much Rip can do as he is in the center of the ring. Rip’s shoulders are on the mat for a bit 1…….2.. shoulder up by Rip. What’s Rip going to do? He could dislocate his- Oh ho! Rip turns it into a pin and he has the tights! 1…….2…….3! Rip pulls a victory out of no where!

Announcer: Here is your winner and still champion- Rip!

Call it luck but Rip just took out the Epitome of Greatness in this very ring. We may have to give him a commemoration ceremony on Pain for Pleasure! Rip goes up the rampway still champion as Vallence stays inside with a look of disgust apparent on his face.


We are backstage with Liam Blanchette and his guest at this time.

Liam: Hello, right now I am backstage with the “King of Extreme” himself- Norman Zook who is making his return to URS on the URS Pain for Pleasure in a Number 1 contendership match against Slare. Zook tell me what are your thoughts on this?

Zook: Well obviously Liam I am thrilled to be involved in a match where I could become the next champion, but I really wanted to-

Sandra Chui shows up. She is still in her ring attire and still disheveled after her loss to Slare.

Zook: I’ll talk to you later Liam.

Liam leave the area leaving just Zook and Sandra in the room.

Zook: What’s up Sandra?

Sandra: I could ask you the same damned question. What’s up zook? How ya been? And of course, where the hell were you? Where were you when Slare was beating me senseless on Pain for Pleasure? Where were you when he beat me tonight?

Zook: Hey! Don’t talk to me like that! I’ve been busy lately- that is all.

Sandra: Busy with what?

Zook: Getting my life together. I had some problems back at home, but I am fine now.

Sandra: Fine enough. You go away to get your life together, but the second you come back you get a shot at the URS Championship against the guy that just beat me Zook.

Zook: Will you stop grilling me please? Listen, I am sorry I couldn’t help you tonight. But I can do you a favor Sandra, we can settle our dispute like this- we can either salvage our friendship or we can let it crumble the way you are doing right now. Think long and hard on the situation.

Zook leaves the interview space with Sandra still standing there looking pissed and puzzled.

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Well what a match we have for you tonight folks. The rising star, "showtime" John Krone is going to go one on one with the veteran Mafia, and if that's not enough for you how about no rules! It will be a hardcore match! I gaurentee to you tonight that we will see blood, we will see chairs smashed and tables broken, and we will see a victor.

Announcer: The following will be a hardcore match scheduled for one fall. First making his way out to the ring from New York, New York- SHOWTIME!

Well here comes Showtime out to the ring and he doesn’t seem too happy to be a part of this match, but then, who wants to be in a hardcore match. He hops onto the apron and demands a microphone.

Showtime: Tonight, I willkick Mafia’s ass! So I thought that right now would be the perfect opportunity to show you, how much of a barbaric match I will find myself involved in.

Showtime exits the ring and looks under the apron and pulls out a steel chair and chucks it into the ring. The Crowd is cheering at the sight of a weapon before the match has started.

Showtime: This is a steel chair. Some words to describe it would be shiny, metallic, and maybe comfortable. But the way I see it, cold steel pain smashed across a human skull leaving you within an inch of your life. It’s bone breaking and career shortening and barbaric almost as some might describe it… Too bad no one will be using a chair tonight!

What! This is a hardcore match! How can you have a hardcore match without the signature chair? The fans are booing viciously. And now Showtime is back under the ring looking for a weapon. Oh ho! A 2x4 wrapped in barbed wire! This can’t be good!

Showtime: Such a barbaric weapon. How many people it’s hurt so much blood it has spilled. A 2x4 wrapped in barbed wire. You don’t know pain until you’ve felt one of these against your skin. Listen people, this isn’t some hardcore fans delight here. I’m not going to be pulling off any pincushion stunts. This will not be used tonight!

Once again John Krone decides not to use a particular weapon for this match coming up and once again the crowd is very vocal towards Showtime’s actions. Maybe he’s building up to something big that he plans on using in the match? Wait a second, I think I know. What is this? A cheese grade!!!

Showtime: Just the sight of this thing makes some people stagger backwards in fear. But when I see it, I see blood, I see glory… I see…….. NACHOS!

Nachos! What is this guy thinking?

Showtime: And I am not one who enjoys mixing food with my ring work so there will be no Nacho Libre occurring in this ring… sorry Rosie O’Donald.

Showtime chucks the cheese grader out of the ring in a similar fashion that he did with the chair and the barbed wire wrapped in 2x4. So then what is going to be used tonight?

Showtime: Why is this match that I am in a hardcore match? I made a huge impact in URS, giving it the ratings that it needed for it’s recent contract renewal… And this is how I am repaid? Funazz, I’ve got news for you, I am a weapon! You can put me in a hardcore match, or you can put me in a lingerie pillow fight match and the letter will always be the same on the score chart- W! So Mafia, you’re mad at me for turning the lights out at the last PPV- You will be lights out at the end of Independence Day!

Well the fools certainly got a way with words, but I don’t think that this match will go down without weapons. But it isn’t necessary, I’ve seen hardcore matches without the use of weapons at all, but the turnout of this will be determined at the end of this match.

Announcer: And his opponent- Mafia!

Mafia's music hits and the ring veteran steps out onto the entrance way, Krone slides out of the ring and grabs a chair and stands menacingly at the bottom of the ramp, looks like he will be using weapons after all- the prick! Mafia stops posing to the crowd and looks at Krone. Mafia turns away and walks behind the curtain... I think Mafia's leaving here?!?! Krone walks up the ramp looking puzzled, he reaches the top of the ramp and is onto the stage when Mafia reappears with a barbed wire baseball bat!!! Krone staggers backwards down the ramp and trips, dropping the steel chair. Krone is on his backside here trying to crawl down the ramp as Mafia slowly walks towards Krone with the baseball bat in hand. Mafia swings the bat down and Kron rolls out of the way, Krone gets to his feet and backs into the ring apron, Mafia swings again but Krone ducks and Mafia smashed the bat against the steel ring post!!! Mafia tries to pull the bat free but the barbed wire has wrapped itself around the ring post and he can't get it free. Krone quickly jumps at this opportunity and charges Mafia into the security barrier. Mafia tries to fight out the corner but Krone hits a quick manhattan drop. Krone whips Mafia straight into the barged wire baseball bat!!!! Mafia's head was just ripped to damn shreds!!! Mafia falls to the floor clutching his head, by god he's gushing blood!! Krone goes to remove the bat but can't, it's firmly lodged onto the ring post. Mafia pulls himself up using the security barrier, by god he's a mess! Krone dislodges the steel steps and measures Mafia, BY GOD HES JUST TOOK HIS HEAD OFF!!! Mafia was knocked over the security barrier as Krone smashed the steel steps into him!! Krone smiles and climbs over the barrier before dragging Mafia's corpse over the barrier and slowly rolls him into the ring. Krone climbs in and places a foot on the chest of Mafia, what a cocky little s.o.b 1......2......NO!!! MY GOD! Mafia has lost, god knows how many pints of blood and he kicked out!!!! Krone can't believe it and pushes Mafia's shoulders back down and this time covers him with more conviction. 1.......2...he kicks out again! Krone looks at Mafia in disbelief. Krone mounts Mafia and punches him in the head, trying to open up the wound even more! Krone slides out of the ring and searches under the apron... Krone pulls out a table and slides it into the ring. Krone sets up the table and kicks Mafia in the gut, Krone pulls the table to the corner and drags Mafia onto it. Krone climbs up to the top rope. ELBOW DROP! HE MISSED!! Mafia rolled off the table!!! Krone just drove himself through a damn wodden table!!! AND BOTH MEN ARE DOWN! The ref surveys the damage, he must be thinking of throwing this damn match out! Mafia rolls out of the ring and just drops to the mat. Mafia slowlys pulls himself up and searches under the ring, Mafia pulls out a trashcan and throws it into the ring! Mafia climbs into the ring and slowly pulls Krone to his feet, Mafia thrusts Krones head under his shoulder, lifts him up, STALLING SUPLEX!! Mafia hits a stalling suplex and floats over for the cover, 1......2..... kick out by Krone! Mafia gets to his feet and drags Krone to his, Mafia whips Krone into the ropes but Krone ducks a clothesline and catches Mafia in the jaw with a big right. Mafia shakes this off and retaliates with a right of his own to the face of Krone, the two trade punches until Krone ducks a big swing by Mafia and hits a swinging neckbreaker. Krone stalks Mafia as he tries to get to his feet, Krone kicks Mafia in the back of his head and he falls face first to the canvas, Mafia tries to pull himself up But Krone grabs him by his hair, Krone applies a chinlock but Mafia smashes the garbage can over his head!!! Mafia reached out and grabbed th can and it is now has Krone's skull indented on one side!! Blood pours from Krone's head as Mafia staggers to his feet. Mafia drags Krone to his feet, DDT!!! DDT ONTO THE GARBAGE CAN!!! Mafia hooks the leg! 1.......2.... Kick out by Krone! Mafia slowly pulls himself to his feet and lifts Krone up by his head, Mafia lifts krone onto his shoulders put Krone wriggles out of it and turns Mafia around, the two trade punches, blood still pouring from the wounds on each mans heads, Krone ducks a big right and bounces off the ropes only to run straight into a HUGGGE powerslam!! Mafia slides out of the ring and picks up another table, Mafia throws the table into the ring before climbing up the steel steps and slowly entering the ring, Mafia sets up the table but Krone blasts Mafia in the back of the head with his forearm, Krone whips Mafia into the corner and charges full speed but meets a barbed wire baseball bat!!! At the last moment Mafia managed to pull the bat free from the ring post and swung it across the face of Krone!!! By god we need a damn doctor out here!!! Mafia looks down at Krone, his eyes glazed over, Mafia thinks about covering Krone but slides oyut of the ring, Mafia searches under the ring before finding a ladder and a bag, Mafia throws these into the ring before climbing into the ring, Mafia kicks Krone for good measure and mounts him to unleash a flurry of rights to the open wound on his head. Mafia sets the ladder up next to the table and smiles. Mafia opens up the bag! Mafia pulls out a... it's a CHEESEGRATER!! Mafia drops the cheesegrater and empties the rest of the contents of the bag onto the table!!! THUMBTACKS!!!! THOUSANDS!! MILLIONS!!! Krone is about to become a human pin cushion!!! Mafia mounts Krone again, cheesegrater in hand and just rips the flesh off the skull of this young man. Mafia has snapped, Krone's life is in danger here damnit!! Blood is now pouring non stop out of Krone's head as Mafia lifts him to his feet! BODYSLAM! DEAR LORD Mafia just bodyslammed Krone onto the thumbtacks which were on the table!!! The table did not give way!! The table did not break!!! Mafia staggers to the table and clobbers Krone with a big right before slowly repositioning the ladder. Mafia points to the crowd who chant at him to finish Krone off, Mafia slowly begins to climb the ladder and is two rungs away from the top when Krone rolls off the table and climbs the ladder!!! Both men are one rung away from the top of the ladder trading blows!! that's a damn 12 foot ladder, Krone slips down a rung and Mafia signals for a sunset flip perhaps?! Krone punches Mafia in the face and smashes his head off the top of the ladder three times... SUPLEX!!! MY GOD A SUPERPLEX FROM THE TOP OF A LADDER THROUGH A TABLE COVERED IN THUMBTACKS!!! Krone's arm is on Mafia... 1.....2....3

Announcer: Here is the winner of this match- Showtime!

THANK GOD IT'S OVER!! Krone has won this match but you have to wonder just how much damage has been done to each man. Neither of these two men will ever be the same again!


We are backstage in Funazz’s office as we see Skippy already in ring attire as his match approaches next. Skippy appears to be doing squats and other warm up excersise. Fasho is on a coach, laughing watching television. If wasn’t a prominent match on the card, you wouldn’t have know he had a match because he is still in street clothes. Rip is in a dark corner with his crowbar in hannd but it looks like he’s winding down in intensity. The oddest thing about the room is that Funazz is no where to be found.

Skippy: Hey Fasho! Don’t you have a match after mine? For a championship belt?

Fasho: Yeah… What of it?

Skippy: You should be getting ready for it, shouldn’t you?

Fasho: I don’t need to do jack-shit, lets get something straight- Skippy Peanut Butter- I’ll do whatever it is the hell I want, when I want, how I want! Okay rookie!

Skippy: Watch yourself Fasho! Remember who had your back when they burned your ass on national television. And if the score chart proves correct- I have the better win/loss record.

Fasho: And what the hell is that supposed to mean?

Skippy: When you put everything into retrospect, I should be taking your place in this match.

Fasho: Well son- that ain’t the case- now I suggest you-

Fasho is cut off by Skippy socking Fasho in the jaw with a mean right hook. Fasho not expecting the attack throws one of his own as the two begin brawling all over the room. Rip who is still in the corner begins to laugh. It is just now that Funazz walks back into the room. Hiss original look of overwhelming joy is preceded by a look of anger and shock.

Funazz: What the hell are you two doing? You both have physically demanding matches later on tonight, and you are brawling about my office like teenagers before sex, I ought to fire both of you if I wasn’t in a great mood from the information that I found out.

Rip now emerges from his corner to hear of the news. Skippy and Fasho begin to fix themselves as Funazz tells them the news.

Funazz: Iwas spying on Mikey in his locker room with a hidden camera. I watched him talking on his cell phone and having a conversation with Timesplitter. In this conversation he said that he’ll see him later. Guys we have nothing to worry about.

Skippy: That’s great and all, but who is this Timesplitter guy?

Fasho: Looks like Skip-to-my-Loo here hasn’t cracked open a textbook about this company’s past.

Funazz: Now, Fasho that was uncalled for!

Skippy: yeah Fasho, I don’t know who this Timesplitter guy is but in any case I hope he can beat your ass better than I was about 5 seconds ago! I’ve got a match to got to!

Skippy leaves the room and slams the door behind him. Fasho then directs his attention at Fasho.

Funazz: What was that for?

Fasho: That’s what I call tough love. The kid needs to know about this business before he can be in it and picking a fight with me isn’t of best interest.

Funazz: Fasho… stop being an asshole!

Funazz leaves the room. Rip is also mysteriously gone as well as he probably left when no one was look leaving Fasho standing alone.

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Announcer: The following is an inferno match. The rules to this contest are that the first man to be lit on fire will be the loser of the match. First out to the ring from Bristol, England- he is the British Legend- Holy Hopkins!

Hopkins makes his way out to the ring with a blank expression on his face. This is quite a personal match as Skippy has gotten into the mind of Holy Hopkins. Not only did he beat the living shit out of his tag team partner but he also burned him alive. I don’t want to be Skippy Smith tonight. I really think that Hopkins won’t try to burn him immediately but just beat up the meat before cooking it.

Announcer: And his opponent from Australia, The Australian Legend- Skippy Smith!

Skippy Smith walks out and… OH HELL NO! Skippy has a British flag burning. Probably some fuel to start off this match. And you can see that anguish going into the face of Hopkins. Skippy Smith gets into the ring and the referee has to hold these two apart before he rings the bell and this match goes underway. Hopkins charges at Skippy who thinks quickly with a drop toe hold on Hopkins followed by a stomp to the back. Skippy picks up Hopkins arm to hit an inverted arm twist on the ground. Skippy now proceeds to stomp a mudhole on Holy Hopkins. Skippy picks up Hopkins and goes for a chop on Holy Hopkins but Hopkins gets one out of his own followed by a powerful right hook to the jaw. Hopkins irish whips Skippy off the ropes and hits a flapjack on Skippy Smith. Hopkins picks up Skippy to lock in a hammerlock. Skippy pushes Hopkins off the hammerlock to the ropes. Hopkins rebounds off and puts Skippy back in the hammerlock and throws Skippy shoulder first into the turnbuckle. Now Hopkins throws Skippy right out of the ring before throwing Skippy into the steel steps. Hopkins is very audible in saying remarks such as “Now you know how Nightmare felt bitch!” Hopkins goes under the ring and pulls out a 2x4 and lights it on fire. Hopkins waits till Skippy is on his feet before swinging the lumber… and missing completely leaving him open to a Skippy Smith german suplex! OWW! Skippy picks up Hopkins and smashes his head against the announcer’s table before rolling him back into the ring. Skippy Smith mounts Hopkins with some punishing blows to the face as Hopkins tries to brace himself for the blows before Skippy gets off and exits the ring. Skippy looks under the ring and pulls out a trashcan with garbage it and lights it on fire. Skippy then brings the trashcan into the ring and sets it in an upright position. Skippy gets Hopkins up and it seems he’s going for an Okalahoma Slam into the garbage can but Hopkins slides off and hits a german suplex of his own. Hopkins goes off the ropes and hits a yakuza kick right to the face of Skippy Smith. Hopkins picks up Skippy for a scoop slam followed by a stomp to the mid-section. Hopkins then looks behind him and see the flaming trash can and picks it up for a shot but Skippy hits a low blow on Hopkins. Skippy then with that quick thinking and clever mind hits a chop block on Hopkins. Skippy hops up to the second rope to hit a leg drop on Hopkins before choking Hopkins. Skippy goes to get a table from outside and sets it up in the corner. Skippy staggers back as Hopkins comes charging at Skippy with a spear but Skippy moves out of the way and HOPKINS JUST SPEARED HIMSELF THROUGH A TABLE! Skippy takes advantage of Hopkins hasty decision and begins to stomp away at Hopkins’s body before tossing Hopkins out of the ring. Skippy now outside throws Hopkins shoulder first into the turnbuckle rail. Skippy takes a moment to taunt Hopkins as he lingers around the turnbuckle. Hopkins begins to turn around and gets a slap to the face followed by an irish whip to the ring sending Hopkins rib first into the ring. Skippy is relentless! Skippy now with a chop to the chest followed by some elbow strikes to the face and then some body strikes before Skippy puts Hopkins back into the ring. Skippy is still outside and he sets up a table. Wait we are getting back to the inferno match type as he is putting gasoline and burning the table. HOPKINS THROUGH THE ROPES WITH A SUICIDE DIVE! I didn’t even know he was up yet, all my attention was on Skippy Smith. Skippy is knocked out. Hopkins looks to the left and sees the burning table and looks to the ring and sees a 2x4 laying on the floor. Which will Hopkins choose? Hopkins goes for the 2x4 and lights it on fire with a nearby Bunsen Burner! Hopkins waiting on Skippy to get up. Skippy to his feet as Hopkins swings and Skippy grabs the stick and the two are fighting for position! Whose gonna get control of the burning 2x4? It’s Hopkins as he kicks Skippy in the gut and hits Skippy with a huge Jackhammer. Hopkins falls over and both men are out, and this match can’t end by countout. What a brutal match and it’s not over. Skippy and Hopkins are up now and they are wearily battling! Wait Hopkins is going for a Spinebuster to Skippy through the table!!! WAIT SKIPPY IS REVERSING IT TO A DDT AS BOTH MEN GO THROUGH THE FLAMING TABLE!!! WHO IS THE WINNER HERE?

Announcer: As a result that both men were ignited on fire, the match will continue!

This match isn’t over? THIS MATCH ISN’T OVER! And oh my god the carnage continues as Hopkins says he isn’t going to have anymore of this match as he immediately sets up a table right by the announce table. He puts gasoline on it and burns it up- wait Skippy from behind with a Reverse Spinning Powerbomb to Hopkins through the table!!! And Skippy wins this match!

Announcer: Here is the winner of this match- “The Australian Icon” – Skippy Smith!

Both these men gave it their best but Skippy came out on top. It’s a shame though, Hopkins had so much riding on this match and he came up short. Skippy is now walking away from this match. Sure he’s burned but he’s enjoying victory as the EMT’s come out and take Hopkins away, he’ll be spending the rest of the night in the hospital!


The camera is showing Mikey Jones on his way out here for his main event match and it looks as though he has a message.

Mikey: tonight I will ensure that URS becomes it’s own entity as I bring out the man who will be in my corner for my match up next!

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Announcer: The following contest is a Special Guest Referee for the Ultimate Rajah Simulation Championship. Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by Rip- Fasho!

Here comes the challenger Fasho and you’ve got to imagine he has the better advantage to win this match because not only does he have Rip on his side, but also Funazz is the special guest referee! Talk about a hand picked champion. However we still have yet to find out who is in Mikey Jones’s corner tonight. One would have to imagine it’s someone important that they would have to be kept on the DL for so long. Well the music has changed to Step Up by Drowning Pool as Funazz comes out!

Announcer: Here is your special guest referee for this match- Funazz!

And Funazz comes out here in traditional black and white striped shirt. He gets into the ring and begins to converse with Fasho and Rip in the ring. What?!? They’re laughing? Well looks like they buried the hatchet on their conflict earlier. They don’t even have a shadow of a doubt that Fasho will be the next URS Champion! They aren’t the least bit intimidated by Timesplitter. The music shifts to “This Fire” by Franz Ferdinand as Mikey Jones comes out although quite unaccompanied.

Announcer: And Fasho’s opponent from England, he is the Ultimate Rajsh Simulation Champion- Mikey Jones!

And Mikey Jones comes out with a huge grin from ear to ear across his face. Across his right shoulder his title and his left holding a microphone in his left. He holds it up to his face to begin to talk.

Mikey: You 3 look like chumps in that ring right there because you don’t know what who I have waiting back.

The 3 men in the rings faces seem unchanged. They can’t possibly believe that Mikey would find anyone to help him against the people who pretty much run the company.

Mikey: Letme give you some information about this man. He is from Austin, Texas and debuted back in RWC. He was not only the longest reigning Intercontinental Champion there but the most frequent and even had battles with you Funazz. He was also in Rajah Simulation Alliance-

Funazz’s face turns to fury for mention of the rival company.

Mikey: Yeah I bet you’re pretty pissed that I named that company, but you know what- fine my ass because I’m not done yet with my introduction. In Rajsh Simulation Alliance he had became the longest reigning World Champion as well as the most frequent there before retirement. But guess what he’s not retired anymore! He’s right here in URS right now! Funazz, Fasho, Rip- Let me introduce you to my enforcer- Chris Crawford!

Well you can see the facial expression change now! WOW! It’s just dawning on me now- Chris Crawford in Ultimate Rajsh Simulation! And the two walk out to the ring as Fasho, Rip and Funazz all high tail it out of the ring. As Mikey and Chris are in the ring ready to get started. Funazz is the first person back into the ring as he is the official. He tell Chris to get out of the ring and gets Fasho into the ring and calls for the bell to start this match up to begin. Both men circle the ring and go for a collar elbow tie-up, Mikey gains control and hits an arm-drag on Fasho followed by a fujiwa armbar. Fasho looks trapped for a moment and rolls through the hold and puts Mikey in an arm wrench. Mikey runs to the ropes and does a springboard moonsault out and hits a northern lights suplex. Funazz gets on his knees for the pin but checks to see if Fasho’s shoulders are donw. 1………..2…. Fasho bridges out of the pin and goes for a powerbomb but Mikey gets out a hurricanrana. That’s what kind of a champion we have who thinks on his feet. Mikey waiting for Fasho hits him with a DDT. Mikey picks up Fasho and VERTABREAKER! Quick match ending. Funazz going for the pin count. 1………………………………………….. Funazz manually picks up Fasho’s shoulder! A look of annoyance shadows over Mikey’s face but continues to be a good sport. Chris on the ourside is very vocal about the situation yelling at Funazz who threatens to eject him if he doesn’t shut up. Mikey irish whips Fasho off the ropes, Fasho rebounds off and is met by a Mikey dropkick. Wait, Rip is now on the ring apron and Funazz goes to talk to him as a distraction. Ånd now Fasho with an underhanded low blow. Fasho hits a neckbreaker on Mikey and Rip gets off the apron in time for Funazz to see Fasho covering Mikey. 1…2. kick out by Mikey. And what cheap tactics by Funzz. Fasho picks up Mikey Jones and hits him with a snap suplex as Mikey staggers back up to his feet to get hit by a dropkick to the ribs by Fasho. And Mikey gets back up again for a chop to the chest and Mikey remains standing. Mikey will never give up. An ideal champion! Never backing down from a fight. Fasho irish whips Mikey to the corner. Fasho charges at Mikey with a clothesline followed by a bulldog. Fasho goes for the pin again. Funazz gets down on his knees. 1.2- kick out by Mikey! Amazing stuff from our champion! Fasho irish whips Mikey off the ropes and hits a back body drop to him sending Mikey right outside the ring. And Mikey is open pray to Rip who gets out some stomps. Wait Chris changes and hits Rip with a spear and the two are now brawling outside. Mikey crawls back into the ring and is bombarded by Fasho for the cover. 12! KICK OUT BY MIKEY JONES! How is Mikey able to kick out with these incredibly short counts and does Funazz’s hand come off the ground? Fasho picks up Mikey and locks him in a side headlock. Mikey pushes Fasho off of him and Fasho bumps right into Funazz. Uh oh! Funazz doesn’t look too happy about this. From our point of view it was on accident but I don’t think Funazz likes anyone touching him. And Funazz is cursing off Fasho who is backing off into a corner. Funazz kicks Fasho in the gut and hits Fasho with the Inverted DDT. Funazz drags Mikey and puts him on the fallen Fasho body. 1……..2…….3!

Announcer: Here is your winner and still URS Champion- Mikey Jones!

Funazz has just left the ring quite disgusted. Talk about a controversial match, but out of it all Mikey Jones emerges still the Ultimate Rajah Simulation Champion! Mikey has the title and he is celebrating but obviously that’s just too much for Rip as he dives into the ring and gets his licks in on the still champion. And in comes Chris. Chris battles with a right, and another and another and finishes it off with an SCT! And Rip is out. Say goodnight. The Champion is safe once again as This Fire plays over the P.A. system and Chris and Mikey celebrate in the ring. What a celebration! Mikey hops on the top turnbuckle and hoists the championship overhead very wearily. Mikey turns around into a vicious neckbreaker from Chris!!!! What the hell? I thought Chris was on Mikey’s side. Chris tosses Mikey into the corner and throws some puches to the body of Mikey before knocking him out with a stunner. Chris then looks at Mikey and smirks and begins to walk away from the scene but he stops? He looks back at Mikey and picks him up again and throws him out of the ring with a powerbomb!!!! Chris say it ain’t so! Chris is now looking at that championship gold of Mikey’s. What’s going on! NO! Chris put down that championship title! Chris is walking up the entrance ramp with the URS Championship! What’s going on! We’ll have answers for you on the next Pain for Pleasure!

wayne
January 21st, 2007, 2:36 AM
Wrestler Name: Preston Michales
Gender: Male
Nickname (optional):
Weight: 245
Height: 6'0''
Smackdown vs. RAW (2006) moveset: Batista
Wrestling Style (Power
Basic Enterence (Music, Actions): Crazy Train-Ozzy
Batista actions
Disposition: face
Finishers: Jacknife power bomb
Spear

Signature Moves:Power bomb
STF

viva_la_raza
January 21st, 2007, 8:05 AM
Mate, join RSA.

It's better :D

This has been an RSA announcement

Mikey_Jones
January 21st, 2007, 8:07 AM
Shocking, rival warfare and....URS wins.

Wow

garyd
January 22nd, 2007, 2:14 AM
Wrestler Name: Alex Lee
Gender: Male
Nickname: "The Griffin''
Weight: 241
Height: 6'1"
Smackdown vs. RAW (2006) moveset: Chris Benoit
Wrestling Style: Submissive
Basic Enterence (Music, Actions):Chris Beniot theme and actions
Disposition: tweener
Finishers: The Griffin Splash, the cross face

Signature Moves:The Griffin Splash

OceansMafia
January 22nd, 2007, 3:11 AM
i forgot all about this lol

viva_la_raza
January 23rd, 2007, 1:42 PM
Funazz. Let's merge, so we can have two new recruits, and we'll give you a show to do each week. (Maybe)

If you continue this then i will have to continue PWNING you will comments such as "You smell" and stuff like that.

And trust me, I can get a lot more Pwnfull.

:shifty:

*Runs away before people realise he is posting as he has nothing better to do*

Takerholic
January 24th, 2007, 5:40 PM
Gender: Male
Nickname (optional): The King of Extreme
Hometown: Tucson, Arizona
Weight: 245lbs
Height: 6'3
Smackdown vs. RAW (2006) moveset: Jeff Hardy
Wrestling Style: Power, Luchador
Basic Enterence (Music, Actions): Frontline- by Pillar....smoking a bong on the way down to the ring
Disposition: Face
Finishers: ShockWave(Ybisu Drop) SteamRoller(Swanton Bomb)

Vee-Bee
January 25th, 2007, 1:22 AM
Skippy Smith is seen in a darkened room; with only his face seen while his body is back in the shadows of the dim light.

Last night at Independence Day I came out on top. I sent Holly Hopkins to hell and back and lit the whole arena alight. Hopkins crashed and burned and I came out on top.

See everyone, I am the greatest superstar ever to step foot here in URS and at Independence Day I proved it! I don't care whether your name is Sandra Chui, Matt Vallance, Stone Cold Chris or even Mikey Jones.. no one and I mean no one is better than me, The Australian Icon Skippy Smith!

Yes I am currently in pain, yes I am burned..

Skippy Smith walks out into the light to show his bare burned chest, the scars glaring across his left breast.

But I will be back soon and when I do I will become the greatest Superstar to ever step foot in this ring here in URS, because if anyone gets between me and that goal, they will go where many men and women have gone before....DOWN UNDER

Slare
January 25th, 2007, 10:17 AM
Ive been quiet.

Possibly a little too quiet.

But now, Ill talk.

Ive been everywhere, seen it all, done it all, and wore a lot of t-shirts, and look where I have wound up.
Here in the URS.

Here to do exactly what I have been doing my whole career, shocking, dominating and overtaking.

For those of you who know me, welcome back.

To those of you who dont. Welcome.

When im in the ring, you only need to concentrate on three things.

Me

The STD

and the 1....2...3

Caito
January 30th, 2007, 6:15 PM
Wrestler Name: Sorrow
Gender: Male
Weight: 212
Height: 6'1
Smackdown vs. Raw 2006 moveset: Triple H
Wrestling Style: Technical
Basic Enterance: "Line In The Sand" - Motorhead Ric Flair Actions
Disposition: Tweener
Finishers: Pedigree, Northern Lights Suplex
AIM: VUenigma
MSN: VUenigma@hotmail.com

Caito
January 30th, 2007, 8:32 PM
The time has come for a change. The time has come for the roster of URS to stand back and make some room for the newest prodigy. It is time for URS to take notice. It is quickly becoming the time of Sorrow.


None of you know me. You have perhaps never heard of me. Worry not, that will quickly be corrected, as I look to make an impact unlike any that as ever been witessed before. You will soon know me as the fastest rising star that URS or any other federation as ever seen. That is not a message or a sign. Hell it isn't even a threat. It is a call to my destiny.


So prepare URS, because I am here for two reasons. The first should be obvious to everyone. I want to be champion. And I should be champion. I personally predict a a rather short rise to the top, but a long freaking stay at the top of the food chain. And two, I wanna hurt somebody. It is simple as that. Straight forward even. Whenever I put somebody in a great deal of pain, my life is just a little bit happier. Whenever someone cries out for help, a smile crosses my face. And if anyone happens to pass out due to excessive blood loss, well then it might as well be mother fucking christmas.


So prepare URS. Prepare for the new era.


Who will be the first victim?

Tha Kyd
January 31st, 2007, 12:41 PM
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January 31, 2007
Ultimate Rajah Simulation
Pain For Pleasure

Famous Last Words by My Chemical Romance (http://media.putfile.com/Pain-For-Pleasure-Theme)

Now I know
That I can’t make you stay
But where’s your heart
But where’s your heart
But where’s your...

And I know
There’s nothing I can say
To change that part
To change that part
To change!

So many
Bright lights that cast a shadow
But can I speak?
Well is it hard understanding
I’m incomplete
A life that’s so demanding
I get so weak
A love that's so demanding
I can’t speak

I am not afraid to keep on living
I am not afraid to walk this world alone
Honey if you stay
I’ll be forgiven
Nothing you can say can stop me going home

Can you see
My eyes are shining bright
Cause I’m out here
On the other side
Of a jet black
Hotel mirror
And I’m so weak
is it hard understanding
I’m incomplete
A love that's so demanding
I get weak

I am not afraid to keep on living
I am not afraid to walk this world alone
Honey if you stay
I’ll be forgiven
Nothing you can say can stop me going home

I am not afraid to keep on living
I am not afraid to walk this world alone
Honey if you stay
I’ll be forgiven
Nothing you can say can stop me going home

These bright lights have always blinded me
These bright lights have always blinded me
I say...

I see you lying next to me
With words I thought I’d never speak
Awake and unafraid
Asleep or dead

Cause I see you lying next to me
With words I thought I’d never speak
Awake and unafraid
Asleep or dead

Cause I see you lying next to me
With words I thought I’d never speak
Awake and unafraid
Asleep or dead

Cause I see you lying next to me
With words I thought I’d never speak
Awake and unafraid
Asleep or dead

(Repeated in background x6)
Or, deeeeaaaad....

(foreground)
I am not afraid to keep on living
I am not afraid to walk this world alone
Honey if you stay
I'll be forgiven
Nothing you can say can stop me going home

I am not afraid to keep on living
I am not afraid to walk this world alone
Honey if you stay
I'll be forgiven
Nothing you can say can stop me going home

I am not afraid to keep on living
I am not afraid to walk this world alone
Honey if you stay
I'll be forgiven
Nothing you can say can stop me going home.



Welcome to URS Pain for Pleasure after a controversial night at Independence Day, where not only Funazz betrayed Fasho, but Mikey’s “friend” Chris Crawford walked into the company without a contract and not only betrayed the champion, but walked out with the URS title. URS is currently championless. Here comes the URS Chief Executive Officer – Funazz!

Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome to the ring, the CEO of URS- Mr. Funazz Roberts!

Well maybe Funazz can solve one of the mysteries that we the viewers are experiencing here tonight as he grabs a microphone.

Funazz: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to URS Pain for Pleasure! The show that is made for people like to get their asses kicked because we have the best wrestlers in the entire industry of wrestling entertainment. But first I have to ask you people your opinions of the production for URS Independence Day.

The crowd goes wild. And they should, because aside from those few bumps URS was a huge plus for URS!

Funazz: Wait, why the hell am I asking you people, your opinions don’t matter. Of course you all loved it because I was behind the entire production. I absolutely despised the Pay Per View as a whole. In fact I hated it so much that I fired Fasho off screen because I thought he wasn’t worth stinking up another second of Pain for Pleasure television time. You see, Fasho is a parasite feeding off this company. You could see it in his careers dying hours when he began to bad mouth URS’s highest rising star, Skippy Smith. It was right there and then I knew I should’ve amputate the cancer, but I didn’t and as a result he attacked me. So I had to put him in his place. Right now, I hate Fasho so much… But not as much as another character who shall remain nameless. The fault for that is be placed soley on Mikey Jones. I knew from day 1, that that kid could not lead this company, and now he has put us in a defecit when we declare our Independence? I ought to fire him, but in doing so, not only would we lose our “champion” but also our communication with the current wielder of the stolen possession. But you all can vent your anger and frustration later, when Mikey comes out here and makes his public apology speech. I know I will by saying things “God damned Mikey, you are so STUPID!” Until then, remain seated and enjoy the show!

Well, those were some interesting comments from the URS CEO, but our first match is coming up.


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Announcer: The following is your opening contest of the evening scheduled for one fall. Making her way out to the ring, weighing in at 135 lbs, from Korea- Sandra Chui!

Sandra Chui is making her way out to the ring unaccompanied by Zook as of recently, which has been explained at Indpendence Day, but Sandra still has a choice to make as to whether her and Zook were going to be friends or not. Sandra hops over the top rope and you can see in her face that she isn’t really concentrating on that, but on the match that is ahead of her and waits for her opponent.

Announcer: And her opponent weighing in at 273 lbs- Jack Williams.

And this physically impressive Jack Williams. The guy is 6’6/ 273 lbs, Jack Williams seems like no guy you want to bump heads with in a dark alley as he slides into the ring. The two stare each other down, the ref calls for the bell starting this match. Sandra and Jack circle the ring as Sandra hits a kick to the gut and follows by grabbing Jack by the head and throwing his head to the mat. Jack recovers for a spinning wheel kick by Sandra Chui. Sandra picks up Jack and irish whips him off the ropes and hits him with a monkey flip. Jack now crawls towards the ropes so Sandra can’t attack him, but it appears to be a dirty trick as he pulls Sandra Chui into the ropes and chokes her and the ref counts. 1…2…3…4. Williams lets go and bad mouths the referee for a bit. Jack Williams picks up Sandra Chui and hits her with a short-arm clothesline and uses her arm to pick her back up for a superkick right at the pectoral reigon of her body. Jack goes for the pin. 1…….2.. kick out by Sandra Chui. Jack picks up Sandra Chui and irish whips her off the ropes, Sandra rebounds and OUCH! Jack Williams with a dropkick right to her knee, and you can see Sandra clutching it there as Jack could’ve possibly broken Sandra Chui’s knee! Williams hooks Sandra’s bad leg for a pin. 1…….2… kick out by Sandra Chui. Jack picks up Sandra and goes for a powerbomb but gets caught with a punch to the face by Sandra and falls over. Sandra rebounds and hits a chop on Jack Williams followed by an elbow strike to the side of the head by Sandra and another to the other side of Jack Williams’s head but Williams had some mental trigger go off in his head that caused him to kick Sandra in the back of her leg knocking her back to the floor clutching her knee. And now Jack Williams is now taking advantage of that by stomping away at the knee. Jack is grabbing the leg and driving the knee right into the canvas before locking in that physically demanding half crab submission maneuver taking it’s toll on Sandra Chui. I guess that Jack is following the rule to take out the factor that makes a high flyer like Sandra Chui fly, which is her legs. And you can hear those blood piercing screams from Sandra Chui as she contemplates tapping out but she grabs the bottom rope for the submission to be broken. Jack Williams drags Sandra Chui by that injured leg to the center of the ring for a pin. 1…….2….. kick out by Sandra Chui. Jack attempts to pick up Sandra Chui but Sandra finally fights back with some punches to the gut followed by an elbow strike and a jaw breaker. Jack Williams gets back up for a double hand chop to the chest by Sandra Chui and an irish whip. Jack Williams rebounds off the ropes for an armdrag followed by a standing enziguri as Jack still holds his ground after all of this for a Russian Leg Sweep by Sandra Chui as she goes for the pin. 1…….2… kick out by Jack Williams. Sandra Chui with an armwrench on Jack Williams quickly follows it up with a clothesline and picks him back up with the arm for a face crusher on Jack and goes for the pin. 1…….2.. kick out by Jack again. Well this looks to be over as Sandra is signaling that she is going for the 450 splash. Sandra climbs the top rope for the 450 splash.. and misses as Jack Williams moves out of the way at the last second and Sandra Chui is on the floor clutching her knee now. And Jack Williams takes advantage of this as he picks her up for a double underhook facesmash- I believe he calls that the “Black Out” followed by a rear naked chokehold which he calls the ER. And Sandra is tapping out. She had tons of heart in this match, but Jack was just the better technician here.

Announcer: Here is your winner- Jack Williams!

Jack Williams walks up the ramp ways satisfied with his victory, but Sandra Chui has that angry look on her face and yells at a producer to hand her a mic.

Sandra: ZOOK! WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU! YOU KNOW WHAT- I HAVE YOUR ANSWER FOR YOU- I QUIT YOUR TUTORAGE!

Sandra chucks aside the microphone and storms to the back yelling at each fan on her way out.


"The Australian Icon" is walking backstage when he bumps into the Blacklist Champion, Rip.

Skippy Smith: Hey Rip Mate;

Rip: Skippy... Congrats on your win last week.

Skippy Smith: You too mate, Mr. Blacklist Champion. By the way, I'm sure you'll kick arse later on tonight when you defend that belt, as I only know one person who even has a chance against you with that title.

Rip: And who may that be??

Skippy Smith: Me!

Both Skippy Smith & Rip laugh together as they keep talking.

Rip: Yeah, Yeah, you wish mate.

Skippy Smith: Well come on, we both know that we're the two brightest young talents in URS today. Come on look at what I did to Holly Hopkins last week.

Rip: I know, you totally burnt that sucker.

Skippy Smith: He was flamed grilled.

Rip: Like a great ball of fire.

Skippy & Rip keep laughing now nearly in hysterics at the situation between themselves.

SS: Well trust me, Hopkins hasn't seen the last of Skippy Smith..I promise you, he'll never forget the name...Skippy Smith.

Rip: Well yeah, I better be like a nut and bolt. I'll catch up with you later on..I'm off I've gotta go have my match. Catch up with ya later on tonight?

Skippy Smith: Sure mate..See ya round.

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NeXtWeEk
TheNextBigThingComestoURS!

Danny Stealsmsn: When it comes to wrestling, it doesn't get any bigger than me. So watch out URS because I'm comming.

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Announcer: The following contest is for the Ultimate Rajah Simulation Blacklist Championship and is scheduled for one fall. First making his way out to the ring, from Melbourne, Australia- “The Epitome of Greatness” Matt Vallence!

Vallence makes his way out to the ring, with less of a flashy strut that he did at Independence Day. He’s pissed because he was embarrassed at Independence Day by Rip who retained his Blacklist championship in an upset victory.

Announcer: And his opponent, he is the Ultimate Rajah Simulation Blacklist Champion- Rip!

And Vallence isn’t waiting to get this match started as he charges at Rip who moves out of the way sending Vallence into the corner open for some forearm smashes to the back followed by a roll up by Rip. 1…….2.. kick out by Vallence who immediately spears Rip and begins punching away at Rip. And it’s gotten to the point where the referee has to break it up. Vallence complies but picks up Rip and pushes him into the corner for a chop and some elbow strikes. And now he’s run to the other side of the ring for a huge cothesline to Rip as Vallence goes for a pin. 1…….2… kick out by Rip. Vallence picks up and attempts a suplex but Rip turns that to a small package pin. 1… kick out by Vallence quickly. Vallence back up gets locked in a headlock by Rip, followed by a headlock takedown by Rip who uses his forearm smashes to mesh away at the face of Vallence. Rip gets back up with the headlock and hits a bulldog on Vallence. And Rip gets up again for another bulldog but Vallence is quick to change that into a high angle backdrop of his own. And now Vallence is continuing to punish Rip with some stomps. Vallence picks up Rip and hits an armdrag and locks in a fujiwa armbar but Rip goes immediately for the school boy again. 1…….2… kick out by Vallence. Remember that’s how Vallence lost at Independence Day. Rip finally up to his feet gets hit with a polish hammer by Vallence followed by a double axe handle drop on Rip before going for another pin. 1…….2.. shoulder up by Rip again. Vallence picks up Rip and irish whips him off the ropes. Rip rebounds and ducks at Vallence clothesline and hits an inverted backbreaker. Rip then drops a knee across the throat of Vallence. Rip is now climbing the top rope and hits a fist drop. Rip picks up Vallence and irish whips him off the ropes who comes off for a clothesline, but Rip sees it coming and turns it into a crossface. Vallence is looking at the ropes but he’s in the center ring but he has no choice, he has to submit. Vallence is tapping out.

Announcer: Here is your winner and still URS Blacklist Champion- Rip!

Wow, Rip with another victory on Matt Vallence. And Vallence looks steamed on the entire situation.



“Line in the Sand” begins to play over the titontron ststem as a rather peculiar man walks out to the ring. He makes his way out to the ring in the mist that seems to have found it’s self throughout the entire arena. Well all we know about this guy is that his name is Sorrow, but he seems to have this eerie atmosphere to him. As he enters the ring you can see him with his leather jacket on chains across his body and a kendo stick in his hand. Sorrow has a mic in his hand.

Sorrow: My name is Sorrow. And I enjoy displaying cruel acts of pain. I love it so much; I take showers with blood instead of water. My role model is Ichi the Killer. But the only thing I love more than inflicting pain to people is to receive it. So I ask all the people here, who wants to be the person?

Sorrow looks around the arena at the audience before exiting the ring and going up to a random audience member.

Sorrow: Will you beat me?

The audience member is trembling in fear.

Sorrow: Punk! Is there any real people in here that are interested in inflicting pain upon me?

“For the Ocean” begins playing over the titontron system. Wait that’s Mafia! Well if anyone knows anything about inflicting pain, that’s the guy right there. Mafia and John Krone had one of the most bloodiest hardcore matches I’ve ever seen at Independence Day. Mafia gets in the ring. Mafia is handed a mic.

Mafia: You want pain, Sorrow. I can do that for you!

Sorrow: Really?

Mafia: You bet!

Sorrow gets down on his knees with his arms behind his head. Mafia takes the kendo stick and swings it around a bit before inflicting the first strike on Sorrow who begins to laugh a bit when he is struck with the kendo stick. Mafia is taken aback a bit but proceeds with the beating, but everytime he hits Sorrow he begins cracking up.

Mafia: Now wait a damn minute, this doesn’t hurt you?

Sorrow: There is no love in your strikes!

Mafia is still trying to comprehend this when Sorrow takes the stick out of Mafia’s hands and bashes it across Mafia’s head knocking him down. Mafia falls to the floor as Sorrow begins the excessive beating. Sorrow hovers over Mafia with a look of extreme pleasure before going up to the back. This guy is a freak.


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Announcer: The following contest is a tag team bout scheduled for one fall. On the way to the ring, at a combined weight of 486 lbs- Preston Michaels and Alex Lee. And already present in the ring Sabor and Ehcadaeh!

Well Preston Michaels and Alex Lee both making their debut here in Ultimate Rajah Simulation. Let’s see what they are about as they take on Sabor and Ehcadaeh in this tag team contest. It seems Alex Lee and Sabor are going to start things off as they circle the ring. Sabor goes for a stomp at Lee who catches it and hits a single leg takedown on Sabor and works a leg lock. Sabor quickly goes to the ropes and tags out Ehcadaeh. Ehcadaeh charges at Lee who hits a drop toehold followed by an elbow drop. Alex Lee tags out Preston Michaels who immediately goes to work on Ehcadaeh by throwing punches away at Ehcadaeh. Preston irish whips Ehcadaeh off the ropes and hits him with a devastating spear! Michaels now runs to the corner and spears Sabor off the apron. Smart move by this new team. Preston Michaels signaling for something? OWW! Another spear by Preston Michaels, and Alex Lee is on the top and hits what he has told us is the “Griffin Splash!” And Preston is picking up Sabor and hit a jackknife powerbomb and tags out Alex Lee who locks in a crossface on Ehcadaeh! Ehcadaeh is tapping! These two new guys won the match!

Announcer: Here are your winners, Preston Michaels and Alex Lee!

And now Michaels and Lee are exiting the ring and shaking hands with the fans on their way out.


Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome out to the ring- Holy Hopkins!

Wow, it takes guts to do what Hopkins did at Independence Day when he took on Skippy Smith in an Inferno Match! And as a result of that match, Hopkins is believed to be out of competitive action here in Ultimate Rajah Simulation until the summer suffering not only severe 3rd degree burns, but also a separated shoulder. Hopkins is noow handed a microphone as we begin this to be very emotional farewell address.

Hopkins: I don’t know what to say. I didn’t think I’d find myself in this situation right now. I don’t know where I went wrong. I was supposed to win that match and put Skippy Smith back in his place and make things the way they are supposed to be. But I don’t know what happened. And now I stand here before you people, injured and unable to compete. But I didn’t come out here to give a farewell address. No. That’s what I told the boys backstage so I could get this time, and this opportunity to voice my opinion and my words. Right now I am out here to usher a mission statement, no, one better, a threat. Skippy, I will never let go of what you have done to me. I don’t know if it’ll happen soon or when I am able to compete again, but kharma is a bitch! And when you least expect it, I-

Hopkins is cut off by the music of Skippy Smith who walks outward with a mic in hand. It would only seem more inappropriate that Rip is tagging along with him.

Skippy: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Hopkins, did I just hear you correctly? Did you just promise revenge with a slinged arm?

Hopkins: You’re damn right Skippy! I meant every damned word-

Skippy: Shut you’re goddammed mouth retard, I’m speaking! Now Hopkins, I’ve already beaten you twice and left your pathetic friend incapacitated. I want you to know that whatever you are preaching isn’t true.

Skippy hands the mic off to Rip.

Rip: You know Hopkins, you don’t look so well.

Hopkins: What do you mean?

Rip: Well the blood that’s running down your lip and that black eye you’ve got.

Hopkins: I have no idea wha-

Rip: Shut your mouth paraplegic!

Hopkins: I am not a paraplegic- that’s someone who can’t walk.

Skippy: Well then we are gonna have to fix that sentence now aren’t we?

Rip: Tick… Tock… Tick… Tock… Your time has just run out Hopkins!

Both Skippy and Rip crowd around Hopkins as Skippy makes the first punch knocking down Hopkins as the duo continue to beat away at the body of Holy Hopkins. What cowardice, beating down on an injured man. Wait? Whose this coming down the aisle? It’s those two guys who debuted earlier tonight in an impressive victory. Preston Michaels and Alex Lee. Both men slide into the ring and Skippy and Rip don’t know it either. The bombard Skippy and Rip with punches. Both men are on opposite sides of the ring and irish whip Skippy and Rip into each other. Now Preston has just hit a Jacknife Powerbomb on Rip and Alex just Jacknife Powerbombed Skippy onto Rip as Alex Lee is climbing the top rope and hits the Griffin Splash! These two guys have just taken out Rip and Skippy Smith in their debut night on Pain For Pleasure. Both Rip and Skippy Smith are now going up the entrence ramp but you can see it in the redness of Rip’s eyes that this one is not gonna slide by him. Preston and Alex Lee help Holy Hopkins up and raise his hand for who the fans believe should have won the Inferno Match at Indpendence Day.

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Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is to become the number one contender to the Ultimate Rajah Simulation Championship! First making his way to the ring from Glasgow, Scotland, weighing in at 253 lbs- Slare!

Slare walks out to the ring with that look of focus on his face not caring about what’s going on around him as he gets ready for this number one contenders match. He climbs into the ring and warms up in preparation for his opponent.

Announcer: And his opponent from Tuscon, Arizona, weighing in at 245 lbs- he is the “King of Extreme” Norman Zook.

Zook walks out to the ring smoking on a blunt blatantly. Probably to get more of a high flyer feeling than he already has. Zook hops over the top rope as the ref calls for the bell. Zook and Slare circle the ring before locking up, as the two are hand fighting until Slare gets the double underhook for a belly to belly slam on Zook who bounces back up and ducks a Slare clothesline and hits a drop toehold. Zook hops around for a side headlock but Slare with the forearms to the gut and irish whip off the ropes but Zook reverses. Slare goes off the ropes and is met by a snap suplex by Zook who rolls Slare over for the pin. 1….. quick kick out by Slare. Zook picks up Slare for that textbook backbreaker on Slare before climbing the top rope and waits for Slare. Zook is in his element as Slare gets up and is met by a missile dropkick on Slare. Slare gets up for a hip toss by Slare. Zook goes for an elbow drop but Slare moves out of the way causing Zook to drive his elbow into the canvas. Slare hits a spinebuster on Zook and goes for the pin. 1…….2.. kick out by Zook. Slare picks up Zook and connects with some right hands to the face of Zook before irish whipping Zook off the ropes and hitting a back body drop and capitalizing by locking in a sleeper hold on Zook. This could be exactly what Slare could use to capitalize on Zook and you can see the life just slipping away from Zook. Wait Zook with that unorthodox style gets out of the sleeper with a jaw breaker. Slare staggers backwards and is met by some right hands by Zook before Zook tries to irish whip Slare who reverses the momentum to the corner. Slare charges at Zook who uses his boot to send Slare staggering again. And now Zook applies this elevated double underhook chicken wing stretch on Slare as Slare is elevated to the pain that Zook has applied. Zook has this only applied about 15 seconds before he decides to slam Slare face first into the canvas. Zook turns Slare over for the cover. 1…….2…. shoulder up by Slare. Well Slare is climbing up to the top turnbuckle, but wait- that’s Sandra Chui! What the hell is she doing out here! She seems to be arguing with her. Watch out Zook! Slare has just gone off the ropes and OOHHHH!! Slare hits a suicide dive outside the ring taking out Sandra Chui and Zook! Zook and Sandra seem to be out but Slare seemed to have used them as cushions because he’s back up to his feet. Slare picks Zook up and irish whips him right into the steel steps! And Slare taking advantage of Zook’s disposition hits a powerbomb on Zook… Followed by a tigerbomb on Zook… followed by a Gory Bomb on Zook… followed by a towerhack bomb on Zook! I think Slare just killed Zook as he rolls Zook back into the ring. 1…….2…….3! NO! Kick out by Norman Zook! Slare in utter disbelievement goes right back to work by applying a variation of the sharpshooter- the Queen Angeltio Stretch, stretching not only the back of Zook but the arms as well! Slare lets go of the hold and gets rather cocky as he puts one foot over the body of Zook. The referee gets down for the count. 1- the count is broken up immediately and applies a leg lock. I don’t know what’s in those bongs that Zook smokes but they make him more aware in the ring. And Slare begins to crawl towards the ropes but after a while he just uses his feet to hack away at the face of Zook before the hold is released. Both men back up as Zook hits a dropkick, followed by another dropkick. Zook with a snapmare followed by a flip over jawbreaker and hits an amazing Shooting Star Press as a cherry on top before going for the pin. 1…….2….. kick out by Slare. Zook climbs to the top rope and waits for Slare to slowly get up, but wait Sandra is pestering Zook again- no- Zook don’t do it!!! Zook just powerbombed Sandra off the top rope to the outside. I guess she just annoyed the shit out of him. Slare up on his feet now as Zook goes for a flying clothesline but Slare turns it into a STO by him and goes for an immediate pin. 1…….2…… kick out by Zook. Slare getting frustrated by his frequent powerhouse attacks locks in another powerhouse move- the bearhug! Slare is squeezing away at Zook’s ribs and before slamming Zook onto the canvas. Slare then takes the opportunity to taunt the crowd and kicks the side of Zooks head before going for a pin. 1…….2…. shoulder up by Slare as Slare immediately goes for a powerbomb as if he thought he was going to do that if the pin didn’t go through but Zook hits a victory roll on Slare! 1……. Kick out by Slare, as Zook charges at Slare and is met by a big boot as Slare goes straight to caveman tactics and hits some mounted punches on Zook. It’s come to the point where Slare has to abandon wrestling tactics to get the victory over Zook. That’s how bad he wants to be the number one contender. That’s how bad Zook wants to be number one contender. You can see the fire in each punch. Now Slare locks in a side headlock. I think this is it. It’s been a long match and I think it’s coming to the point where Zook is gonna have to tap out to Slare. WAIT! Zook’s getting that power as he gets those forearm smashes to Slare’s gut and pushes Slare off the ropes is met by a hurricanrana by Zook as Zook hooks the leg for the pin. 1…….2…. kick out by Slare. Zook goes for a clothesline on Slare who ducks but Zook hits a Pele kick on Slare. Zook goes for another pin. 1…….2…. kick out by Slare again. SHOCKWAVE BY ZOOK! This one is over. 1…….2…….3! This one is over!

Announcer: Here is the winner of this match and the Ultimate Rajah Simulation Championship Number One Contender- Zook!

Zook prances his way up the entrence ramp to show Slare in the ring pretty pissed off and Sandra clutching her neck looking at him in utter disgust.


This Fire by Franz Ferdinand begins playing over the titontron system leading Mikey Jones out to the ring for a public apology that he has been ordered to give tonight in response to his actions at Independence Day. Mikey is handed a microphone. Mikey holds the mic in his hand, but everytime he goes to say something he moves the mic away from his mic. He finally finds the words to speak.

Mikey: I am supposed to be giving an apology for what went down at Independence Day. How I brought someone foreign this company to watch my back, and how he betrayed me later on in that night and eventually stole the most honored treasures in this sport- the Ultimate Rajah Simulation Championship! Well I’ve got a message for the boy boy… or big baby for that matter, Funazz backstage- I ain’t saying dipshit! I did what I did because I had to. Fasho had Tweedle Dee and Tweede Dumb in his corner- and by the way guys, nice job on getting your asses kicked tonight- and I need someone guarding my ass for a moment. And Chris did that- he did it for the time being. But after the the match, he went low when he beat me up, and stole my prestigious URS Championship and hit the bricks. But you know what? I dare Chris to show his face here tonight because he is a-

Wait that’s Chris on the titontron with the URS Championship around his arm and a huge grin on his face from ear to ear.

Chris: Mikey shut up! Just shut up! Who are you looking at like that? You look like you’ve seen a ghost. Oh, and before you leave the ring to look for me like Suzie for a Barbie Doll, I want you to know, I’m not here in the building. I have better things to do with my life than to assosiate myself with a mediocre federation that is run by Funazz. Hey Mikey, I’ve got a little secret for you, it didn’t matter who won tonight, even though Slare and Zook are punks, there is a deeper reason than your small mind could comprehend. You see Mikey, possession is 9/10’s of the law. So even though you won the URS title, I am still 9/10 champion making you incapable of doing so. Therefore, like before you won the title, you still don’t mean shit. So you’re pretty much fucked! But you know, I have a message for you that you might appreciate- HAPPY LANDINGS!

Happy Landings? What the hell is that supposed to- OH MY GOD! THAT’S CHRIS, AND HE JUST HIT MIKEY FROM BENHIND WITH A STEEL CHAIR! AND CHRIS IS JUST RUTHLESS WITH THAT BEATING AS HE PICKS UP MIKEY AND HITS THE SCT! AND HERE COMES THE URS LOCKER ROOM. AND CHRIS LEAVES THE RING LIKE THE FLASH!

Well I think Chris went in over his head when he stole Mikey’s title because now the entire URS locker room is after Chris. Friend or foe of Mikey Jones, they all seem to want to bring the title home, but when Mikey gets the title back and Zook gets his match, who will be the number one contender as a result of this. It would seem that Mikey has a ton of favors to adhear to. Tune into next weeks Pain for Pleasure!

Caito
February 1st, 2007, 10:21 AM
Hahahahaha


What did I tell you?


Did I not say that a new era in URS would begin?


Mafia, I commend you for your effort. Your strikes were indeed intense and full of fury.


But not of love.


I promised a new era in URS, I promised an impact unlike anything that has ever been seen before in this business. And I will deliver. Mafia has already felt my rage my pain. I would like to thank you for the pleasure you allowed me Mafia. The pleasure of allowing me to take that kendo stick, one of my favorite weapons, and beat you with it. It has been a long time since the last time I could recall such enjoy.


The next time will not take as long.


I will find someone who can properly deliver pain. I will return the favor. And when all is said and done, I ill show my appreciation with nothing but a true, genuine smile.


I am the best URS has ever seen. It will not be long before my pleasure is linked to the destruction and pain of this roster. It will not be long before I rule as your champion.


Very soon, I shall be ecstatically satsified.

Takerholic
February 1st, 2007, 1:30 PM
Well Slare, I have to commend you on your effort. However, once again you could not get past The King Of Extreme. I told you I would walk out of Pain For Pleasure as the new number one contender and I did just that. Now weather I face Mikey Jones, Chris, Slare, or anyone else, when I get my title shot, I will become the next URS World Champion. Slare, from now on your life will be nothing more than the aftermath of the SHOCKWAVE!

Mikey_Jones
February 14th, 2007, 7:44 AM
Well well well. Chris, I brought you in as a friend. Someone to help me out against Funazz and his crew. But you turned against me. And now everyone in URS hates me. I'm basically an outcast, but I'm still URS Champion. Who cares about the freaking possesion law. I won that title fair. You've stolen it from me. I am champion and the lader of this comapny and it's my job to get that title back. Chris, you didn't just screw me over. You screwed URS. And that is a big mistake to make.

wayne
February 14th, 2007, 9:51 AM
Alex and i had a gr8 debut match. We cant wait to compeat against the stars here, but as we were in the lockerroom getting ready to leave to go celaberate our victory when we saw what was about to happen to Holy.We knew that we couldnt just sit back and let that happen.I mean he was injurd.So if you want a fight Skip and RIP pick one with us.

Tha Kyd
February 19th, 2007, 11:44 AM
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Famous Last Words by My Chemical Romance (http://media.putfile.com/Pain-For-Pleasure-Theme)

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[x4]

I am not afraid to keep on living
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[x3]


Welcome to Ultimate Rajah Simulation Pain for Pleasure and we have a jam-packed show with jam-packed matches tonight. But nothing nearly as big as the following two announcements. The first announcement is that Chris Crawford and Funazz have come to terms last week on a contract agreement making Chris eligible for in-ring competition at next weeks show, and more of the stipulations to this contract will be made noticed as the show goes on as Funazz has told me to tell you. The second big announcement is that URS’s sister company RSA will be having a special guest tonight. That guest is none other than NattyDred and convinced Natty to do a one time only crossover with his own popularized wrestling talk show- Nat’s Chat which will be occurring right now as we cut to the already prepared ring. We see a couch and a coffee table with an ashtry on top of a black rug and Natty sitting in a high chair in the corner getting ready to speak.


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Natty: Welcome to Nat’s Chat on URS!

The crowd pops loudly.

Natty: Tonight I have a very important guest on to discuss his situation here in Ultimate Rajah Simulation. He is the URS Champion- Mikey Jones!

Mikey Jones on Nat’s Chat? This seems almost familiar to me. Mikey makes his way out to the ring with a neutral look on his face. He slides in and is handed a mic. The two look at each other before opening their arms and embrace for a quick brotherly hug in the center of the ring as Mikey lounges on the couch!

Natty: Mikey Jones everyone!

The audience claps for Mikey.

Natty: Mikey, my good friend, what’s up?

Mikey: Natty, a lot of shits been going through my mind currently. There is the shit I’ve been dealing with Funazz who seems to be breathing down my back every 5 seconds. Then there is the shit and feedback my looker room peers have been giving me because I am an “irresponsible” champion! And then of course there is the shit I’ve been dealing with the fake champion- Chris Crawford. Natty, all this shit is going to kill me in a few seconds.

Natty: Well Mikey, that’s a lot of shit for one person to be experiencing. But what about Norman Zook and his number one contendership to the URS title, once the belt is back in your possession?

Mikey looks around the arena as the fans begin to chant a Zook chant. The fans have turned on their own champion! Mikey seems to be dazed and in shocked by this reaction. He then snaps back to reality and picks up the mic to speak.

Mikey: Norman Zook may be the number one contender for the URS title, but I am still the champion. And there is a reason why I am the champion. I went through nine other people to get to this point. Some of these people are highly ranked here in URS. Slare, Hopkins, Skippy Smith, Mafia, and yes even you too Mr. Zook. So when you are ready to step into the ring with the real champion, I will be waiting.

Natty: But your title isn’t fair game until you’ve convinced or beaten Chris to the point where he has no choice but to give it to you. Chris has recently been added to the URS roster, meaning your accessibility to his is high.

Mikey: Really? Chris has been signed to an Ultimate Rajah Simulation contract? Funazz has stopped telling me everything. If that’s the case, then Chris get your ass out here and stand up to me face to face. Chris, that’s my way of saying, come out here and face me in a match. Right here! Right now!

Mikey seems to awfully fired up right now wanting Chris to make his presence here on Nat’s Chat. Wait, that’s music coming from the titontron, but it’s not Chris’s. That’s Slare’s! What business does he have out here? He too gets a mic and gets into the ring.

Mikey: What are you-

Slare: I bet you’re wondering why I am out here Mikey Jones. Well the truth is because in the future, I want my shot at that URS title.

Mikey: Are you dense? You lost last week to Zook in a #1 contendership match. You can’t possibly be in any pos-

Slare: Shut up when I’m talkin’ to you boy! Now I know Zook beat me and gained his first contenders shot at your title. And I know you’ve been having problems with my former protégé Chris Crawford, so I’d like to make my proposition- you let me help you, and I’ll take out a certain nuisance, in this here company. Capeshe?

Mikey doesn’t even think about the question before getting a look as though there was a bad smell under his nose.

Mikey: NO! I know you Slare. You trained Crawford yourself! You taught him everything he knows. You’ll just be another thorn in my side!

Slare: You just made the worst decision of your life!

Slare stares down Mikey as “Step Up” by Drowning Pool plays on the titontron as Funazz stands up on the stage with a microphone with intention to use it.

Funazz: Well let me put first thing first, Mikey, when Chris signed his Ultimate Rajah Simulation contract, it was agreed that he did not have to “hand over” the URS Championship to you. Rather, you have to take it from him. In other words, Mikey, you and Chris are co-champions!

WHAT!?! What a wicked thing of Funazz to do, but you can’t say, you didn’t expect something like this to happen. Funazz wants to make Mikey suffer for his actions at Independence Day.

Funazz: That also means that neither you nor Chris has any validity to defend that title because as Chris said last week, he is of course 9/10’s champion, and not a whole champion much like yourself. So, in two weeks time, I am going to kill to birds with one stone by making this match- it’ll be Chris Crawford, taking on Mikey Jones…

The crowd begins to cheer uncontrollably as Mikey nods his head up and down mouthing “yeah, that’s what I want”

Funazz: VERSUS NORMAN ZOOK for the Ultimate Rajah Simulation Championship! And tonight, I’m going to give you Mikey Jones a tune up match. It will be Mikey Jones taking on that man in the ring- SLARE!

Wow! A huge main event there, Slare vs. Mikey Jones, and an even bigger match in two weeks, the triple threat Zook vs. Mikey vs. Chris for the title! Mikey looks at Slare briefly before exiting the ring and going to the backstage. Slare has a huge sinister grin on his face. Slare then fixes his eyes on NattyDred who has been sitting quietly in the corner listening to the entire situation.

Slare: You see Natty, tonight I get to demolish your friend and put me closer to winning the title.

Natty doesn’t answer as Slare begins to survey his surround and looks at the setting and looks back at Natty:

Slare: What the hell is this supposed to be?

Natty: What the hell are you talking about? This is Nat’s Chat. The best wrestling talk show in the business.

Slare: Well then you’re very much mistaken because everyone has always known that Pipers Pit was the best wrestling talk show in existence. And because I’m am the closest thing to Piper because of my Scottish background and I from Glasgow, Scotland, it means that Slare’s Lair mops this bathroom shit 10x over. In fact, that’s what’s gonna happen next week. It’s gonna be the revival of Slare’s Lair!

Wow! The news just keep pumbling onto us today as Slare resurrects Slare’s Lair on next weeks Pain for Pleasure! But it looks like Natty has something to say.

Natty: Slare, I don’t appreciate you invading my show and calling the shots. That’s no how things go here. I call the shots here. So right now I suggest you make an exit before I make one for you.

Slare stares off Nat for a second before going for the ropes. Wait, Slare is coming at Nat with a right but Nat was ready for it as the two men begin brawling around the ring. Natty gives Slare a right hook, knocking Slare over and goes right for him and the two are brawling all over the floor. Looka the agents, referees and production crew trying to break up this vicious brawl! Lets cut to Liam Blanchette till we can get hold of this situation.



We are backstage with Liam Blanchette and his guest at this time.

Liam: I am out here at this time with my guest- Mafia! Mafia, last week the newly debuted Sorrow made an impact after-

Mafia: After he what? I’ll tell you what, how about I do to you, what Sorrow did to me last week. See if you’re still talkin’ like that.

Mafia surveys Liam for a second before walking off the set.


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Announcer: The following is the opening contest of the evening and is scheduled for one fall. Weighing in at 212 lbs- Sorrow!

Sorrow makes his way out to the ring wearing the same coat he wore last week. He walks and slides under the bottom rope and climbs up onto the top rope and unzips his coat to show a load of scars underneath. This guy is anything but normal and gives a menacing look to the announcer. Let’s see how impressive Sorrow is as he takes on another newbie to the business. Either of these two men can impress the big man backstage.

Announcer: And his opponent, weighing in at 230lbs- he is the “Next Big Thing” Danny Stealmsn!

Well it takes a lot for someone to walk into the company and proclaim themselves as the ‘next big thing’ of the company. Lets see if he has the ability to back up his name. Stealmsn is getting ready as Sorrow goes after him immediately with a clothesline which Danny ducks and hits a punching combo on him ending with a dropkick as Stealmsn tries to end this quickly with a pin. 1…….2….. kick out by Sorrow. Stealmsn hits a snapmare on Sorrow and kicks Sorrow right in the back. Stealmsn goes off the ropes but gets caught by Sorrow with a belly to belly slam. Sorrow now off the ropes hits Stealmsn with a yakuza kick. Sorrow picks up Stealmsn and kicks him in the gut followed by a brutal kick to the face as Stealmsn goes staggering back a bit. Sorrow locks in a wristlock and kicks Stealmsn’s feet from under him, flooring him. Sorrow steps on Stealmsn’s hand to keep the wrist lock and hits an elbow drop onto the arm. Sorrow goes for the cover. 1…….2.. kick out by Stealmsn. Sorrow picks up Stealmsn and irish whips him into the corner. Sorrow then charges at Stealmsn who hops onto the top rope and hits a sunset flip on Sorrowgoing for the pin. 1…….2….. kick out by Sorrow. Stealmsn now in control tries going for a crossbody block on Sorrow. Stealmsn now going for a superkick on Sorrow as Sorrow stays standing but staggers a bit and hits a uranage on him and still goes for a pin. 1…….2… kick out by Sorrow. Stealmsn with a calf kick to Sorrows right calf followed by one to his left and then a kick to his right hip and then his left. Nice even balancing on the body. Stealmsn then hits Sorrow with a roundhouse kick. And Sorrow is still miraculously standing. What kind of freak is this guy? Stealmsn goes off the ropes and goes for a spear but Sorrow catches him in a full body lock and begins squeezing the life out of Stealmsn! Wait, Mafia is coming down the rampway with a kendo stick and slides in. Sorrow releases the hold and goes after Mafia who cracks him over the head with that kendo stick and begins a vicious beating similar to the one Sorrow gave him last week. The referee calls for the bell ending this match in disqualification.

Announcer: The following match has ended in a disqualification. The winner of this match because of so is- Sorrow!

Mafia looks down on Sorrow before exiting the ring. However when Mafia is half way up the ramp Sorrow sits up as though nothing has happened. I think Sorrow is going to be the most bizarre character here in URS!



We are backstage where we see Jack Williams and Sandra Chui talking.

Sandra: I can’t wait to kick Norman Zook’s ass tonight. I mean he’s never been there for me when I needed to him. Well tonight is gonna be my retribution.

Williams: I know what you mean. From what I saw of him at last weeks show, he’s really sloppy in his technique and couldn’t put on a good match even if he was taking on the likes of Chris Benoit.

Sandra: So why are you in URS Jack Williams?

Williams: To be honest, I came here for the same reason everyone else has come to URS. To be the best in the federation. And I don’t care what I have to go through to get to where I want to be. Oh, and I have to say, I’m sorry for my victory over you yesterday and I hope I didn’t beat you up too bad.

Sandra: That’s okay. You can’t have a good victory without a loss to look back upon. But I appreciate you looking at me as an actual wrestler as opposed to just another woman in the fed.

Williams: No problems. Back where I come from, there were tons on women on the roster who worked equally as hard as them. If you want I would be happy to help you take on that punk who was lucky to win that #1 contendership match last week.

Sandra: When I’m done with him, I’ll be the real #1 contender for the title. But I have my match in a few minutes. Do you want to help me get ready.

Williams: Are you sure?

Sandra: Why not.

Williams: If you insist.

Williams and Sandra walk off into the locker room to get ready for Sandra’s match against Zook coming up later tonight.



We cut back to the ring where we see Matt Vallence already present in the ring with a microphone in his hand.

Vallence; RIP! Get you ass out here right now and face me for your Blacklist Championship! I am sick and tired of being the one who has been coming up on the losing side of things ever since my debut here. I am the Epitome of wrestling, this company and greatness itself. So if you don’t come out here, I’ll have to come for you myself.

Vallence stands in the ring ready for Rip to walk through the curtain. Wait! Showtime’s music is on and not Rip’s! I wonder why Showtime has associated with the situation? He alks outward to the ring while talking in the microphone.

Showtime: Vallence, why are you ranting right now? You said it yourself; you’ve been losing every match since you’ve been here. So why should we give two? And when you put things into perspective, you’re number 5 on the blacklist and I am number 3. I honestly think that I have a better chance at that title. So Rip, if you’re gonna let anyone challenge you for the title Rip, it’s gonna be me.

Vallence: No Showtime, it’s gonna be me because I initially challenged him. Besides, I’d beat you any give day of the week.

Showtime: Well today is Sunday, let’s see if you can do it right now!

Showtime begin to throw punches, all of a sudden a referee has been sent out here. What’s going on right now? And now Funazz is coming out here.

Funazz: You both want to get at each other? Well you can do it, because there is your referee. But there is a stipulation, this is a #1 contendership for Rip’s Blacklist Championship. You two have fun now!

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Funazz exits but the two go immediately back to brawling across the entire ring until Vallence pushes Showtime into the corner. The referee tries to break them up and it looks like Vallence is going for the clean break up but Vallence throws a cheap shot which Showtime ducks and throws Vallence into the corner and throws some punches and forearms at the pretty face of Matt Vallence. Showtime then hits a moneky flip. Vallence recovers quickly to see Showtime coming at him with a clothesline which he ducks. Showtimes rebounds off the ropes as Vallence goes for a hip toss but Showtime goes for a monkey flip off of that, but Vallence lands on his feet and quickly goes for a dropkick to the back of Showtimes head. Vallence rebounds off the ropes and hits a running dropkick to the face of Showtime before going for the pin. 1…. Kick out by Showtime. Vallence irish whips Showtime to the corner and follows him but Showtime quickly hops over Vallence at the corner and hits a german suplex with a bridge for the pin count. 1…….2…. kick out by Vallence. Vallence finds his way to his feet to be taken down by Showtime with a drop toehold but thinks quickly applies an inverted bow and arrow lock stretching out the legs than the back of Showtime but releases it quickly and goes for the pin. 1…….2…... kick out by Showtime! Vallence goes to drop an elbow but Showtime lifts up his foot to send Vallence staggering back. Showtime up to his feet goes for a running neckbreaker on Vallence who reverses it into a DDT, but Showtime reverses that into a wristlock, but Vallence uses athletic ability out of the hold and goes for a tigerbomb, but Showtime hits a hurricanrana out of of it. Showtime is in seeming control after this but gets taken down by a rebounding Vallence who goes for the cover. 1……..2…kick out by Showtime. Showtime turns over to get to his feet to be stomped on by Vallence. Vallence then grabs Showtime’s head and hits a facebuster. Vallence goes for another pin. 1…….2….. kick out by Showtime. Vallence looks up in disbelief by this giving Showtime ample opportunity to get in a small package pin. 1…….2.. kick out by Vallence. Both Vallence and Showtime up to their feet. Both going off opposite ropes and thinking the same thing as they both go for a double cothesline and both are out and the referee goes for the count out. 1…2…3…4…5…6.. Showtime is up. 7.. Vallence is up. Showtime thinks fast with a spinning wheel kick on Vallence. Showtime hits the Show Stealer! Showtime goes for the pin. 1…….2…….3!

Announcer: Here is the winner of this match and the #1 contender for the Blacklist Championship- Showtime!

Well, on this Sunday John “Showtime” Krone has won the opportunity to face Rip for the Blacklist Championship and Vallence is still in the ring.



We cut backstage where we see Skippy Smith and Rip who just got finished watching the past match.

Skippy: The nerve of them, disturbing us with useless challenges for your title Rip. Do they think they are in your league?

Rip: I don’t think anyone on the roster is in my league. That means Showtime, Matt Vallence, or the disgusting trio that wants to get big with us Skippy.

Skippy: Who are they to get involved with what we have on our agenda. Hopkins and I have unfinished business because he chose to show his face last week. But I’ll make sure that those punks pay tonight.

Rip: Which do you have in singles competition tonight?

Skippy: Preston Michaels- is he for real?

Rip: I don’t know. But still be careful, you don’t know what he might have up his sleeve tonight.

Rip and Skippy look at each other for a second with a terrified look on their faces before bursting out in laughter.

Skippy: That was a good one Rip.

Rip: I know, I fooled myself.

Skippy: Well I gotta get ready. God that Rip, he’s a real jokester.


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Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. First out to the ring is the #1 contender for the URS title making his way from Tuscan, Arizona- he is the “King of Extreme” Norman Zook!

Zook makes his way down the rampway to the ring and climbs up the turnbuckles with his arms raised. This is really a grudge match between Sandra and Zook to put to rest some of the tension that they’ve been having as of late. But it seems that Sandra is ready to make her entrence.

Announcer: And his opponent from Korea, weighing in at 135 lbs- Sandra Chui!

But where is Sandra Chui? Her music stops for a second and starts back up again. Wait there she is on that top turnbuckle and she’s waiting for Zook to turn around. Zook turns around and gets hit with a missle dropkick from Sandra Chui! And Sandra goes right to work early here in the match by stomping away at Zook! Sandra picks up Zook and hits a brutal forearm smash to the face of Zook before irish whipping him off the ropes, Zook rebounds and gets kicked in the gut by Sandra and then kicked in the side of the head knocking him over. Sandra stomps on the gut of Zook before a spinning elbow drop on Zook and going for the pin. 1…….2.. kick out by Zook. Sandra irish whips Zook to the corner. Sandra charges and gets a face full of boot by the number one contender. Zook runs out of the corner and hits a dropkick. Sandra pops back up and gets met by a spinning wheel kick. Zook tries going for a grapple on Sandra which proves to be fruitless as she rakes out his eyes and dropkicking Zook right to the outside. And Sandra is now distracting the ref a bit, and I didn’t know Jack Williams was out here with her as he stomps away at Zooks fallen body. Now Sandra off the ropes goes for a shooting star press off the top rope to the outside on Zook. Sandra grabs Zook by the arm and irish whips him into the turnbuckle post which he holds onto for dear life until Sandra kicks his face right into it. She then rolls Zook back into the ring before going for the pin. 1…….2… shoulder up by Zook. Sandra’s going off the ropes for a springboard moonsault but oh! Zook gets his knees up. Zook with some right hands on Sandra Chui before irish whipping her off the ropes and following up on it with a back body drop. And Zook goes for a quick cover. 1…….2.. kick out by Sandra Chui. Zook with a chop to the pectoral region of Sandra Chui (women do have those you know) followed by a punch to the face and a European uppercut. Zook irish whips Sandra to the corner. Zook now hits a tornado DDT! Zook goes for the pin. 1…….2. shoulder up by Sandra Chui again. Zook irish whips Sandra Chui off the ropes and goes for another back body drop but Sandra thinks fast and gives him a kick to the face and bounces off the adjacent ropes with a scissors kick. Sandra runs to the ropes for a springboard splash on Zook followed by a springboard moonsault on the opposite ropes. And now Sandra is standing right in front of Zook and she’s doing a sorta gyration by shaking her ass, and Jack Williams seems to be in approval of the action and now she just did a standing shooting star press on Zook and follows up with a pin. 1…….2…….3! NO close 2 count! Sandra can’t believe that that was a 2 count. She picks up Zook and irish whips Zook off the ropes and hits a hurricanrana and ends in mounted position and begins to strike at the face of Zook and then grabs the legs for a pin. 1…….2…….3! NO! 2 again for Sandra. I think Sandra’s really fed up now, but it’s just obvious to see why Zook is the #1 contender for the title now! Sandra is now headed for the top rope and awaiting Zook to get up. Zook is getting up to a knee and staggers around to his feet and turns around to see Sandra flying at him with a flying crossbody and turns it into a spinning sidewalk slam, but Sandra is quicker as she quickly goes to lock in an armbar. In fact she did it so fast, we didn’t know she had the hold in until she hit the floor. I think she was affected by the sidewalk slam as well. Zook is in a tough predicament right now. The aguish is apparent in Zook’s face and it’s only a matter of time before he taps out! Wait, he’s getting up with that armbar still applied… AND HE JUST POWERBOMBED SANDRA WITH IT! But has the damage been done? His arm is in no predicament to do a Zookwave. Wait, he’s climbing the top rope. STEAMROLLER from the top rope! Zook rolls over the pin. 1…….2…….3!

Announcer: Here is the winner of this match- Norman Zook.

Zook makes his way up the ramp as Jack Williams is in the ring checking up on Sandra who is still on the canvas. As much as her motives for this match wasn’t right, she still looked great out there. No doubt, Sandra has talent, but not enough to amount to that of the #1 contender.



We are backstage in the locker room as we see Danny Stealmsn getting ready to leave for the night. He’s already in present in his street attire. He closes the locker door to show Sorrow standing behind it. Stealmsn is taken aback by Sorrow’s appearance, but decides to ignore him and walk off.

Sorrow: So quick to leave Danny Stealmsn? You didn’t even say hello.

Danny: I have no business here right now. I’m leaving and I’m going to go train.

Sorrow: What do you mean you’re leaving? The party’s just begun!

Danny Stealmsn turns around at this bizarre comment. Well we shouldn’t say bizarre because everything about Sorrow in general is bizarre. Stealmsn then looks at Sorrow.

Danny: What do you mean the party’s just begun?

Sorrow: I mean exactly what I have said. We never finished our match. But I could’ve easily told you who would’ve won.

Danny: Yeah, really? Who?

Sorrow: Now that was a stupid question. You’re look at him right now.

Danny: Mafia?

Sorrow: What do you mean Mafia, he wasn’t in the ma-

He feels a hand on his shoulder. Mafia indeed snuck up on Sorrow when he was talking to Stealmsn. Sorrow turns around.

Mafia: You liked your little beating tonight or are you willing for a second demonstration?

Sorrow: Well, there was more of a zing in those strikes today, but not enough for me to give you a second glance. So your demonstration will not be necessary.

Mafia: So you wanna play rough eh?

Mafia pulls from behind his back a sledgehammer.

Mafia: Say hello to my little friend. Mr. Sledge Hammer. I think you two can become real great friends. Don’t you think?

Sorrow: You know, I think we can become great friends as well. Why don’t you introduce us?

Mafia grins when he realizes that Sorrow is for real about the situation.

Mafia: Alright. Sledgehammer, you’re about to go on a one way trip to Sorrow’s face.

Danny Stealmsn stops this from happening by grabbing the sledgehammer right out of Mafia’s hands.

Danny Stealmsn: Do you guys really need to be doing this? Quite frankly, what you’re doing is stupid.

Mafia: Hey kid, stay out of this. This is between me and S&M guy here!

Danny: No. I’m included in this. You interfered in my match to take your revenge. I am the “Next Big Thing” in this business. And I understand that you want to seek revenge on this crazed maniac, but don’t do it at my expense!

Mafia walks up to Stealmsn face to face and confronts him with a stern look on his face.

Mafia: You know kid, you’ve got balls. I’ll give that to you, but don’t ever talk to me like that ag-

Sorrow grabs the sledgehammer from Stealmsn’s hands and delivers a shot right to the ribs of Mafia and shoves his face into the locker. Sorrow then turns to Stealmsn.

Sorrow: You know what, I’m feeling mighty happy right now. Next week, you and I are gonna have a rematch.

This guy gets more bizarre by the minute. Sorrow then looks down at Mafia’s body.

Sorrow: You can bring the pathetic fool if you want!



Preston Michaels and Alex Lee are sat in the lockerroom, Michaels is holding some weights in his hand. Hopkins opens the door and enters, Michaels puts the weights down and shakes Hopkins hand before Hopkins pats Lee on the shoulder

Hopkins: About last week, I want you two to know.... I'm grateful. I owe you. Most newcomers, they'd settle in quietly, they'd keep their heads down, not piss anyone off. But you two? You two came in with a splash, you came in to make a name for yourself, you came in and by doing so you just so happened to piss off two of the toughest son of a bitches this company has. You have courage, you have a sense of what's right and wrong. And more importantly, you have the one thing that matters in this business. You have the talent. See you can be courageous, you can do the right thing everytime and you can still get nowhere in this business, but you two. Last week I saw it in your eyes. The hunger. The desire to be the best. You two have the potential to be the greatest damn tag team in this world. You've earnt my respect, now, I can't do much in my current condition to offer you much in physical help, what I can do is offer my insight and my advice.

Alex and Preston look at each other and nod.

Hopkins: Tonight, Preston, you take on Skippy Smith, now this kid, this kid will not think twice about busting you open and breaking your back. You saw what he did to me, but you, you are not me. You are faster, you are stronger, younger, fitter, but you have to ask yourself though, do you believe? Do you believe you can defeat him?

Micheals looks at his partner.

Michaels: Errr... Yeah I think so

Hopkins: No, no, no you don't think. You know. Before every fight you can see it in the eyes of the opponent. Unless you believe there is no chance of winning this match, if you don't believe your opponent will know this and will go from strength to strength. Now listen to me, you can beat Skippy. You saw how he ran last week when you saved my ass. He's scared, he knows you have what it takes. I know you have what it takes. Do you know you have what it takes?

Michaels: Yes.

Hopkins: Alex, do you believe he has what he takes?

Alex: Damn right

Hopkins: Good, now get the hell out there and win the damn match.


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Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. First making his way out to the ring weighing in at 245 lbs- He is the “Australian Icon”- Skippy Smith!

Well it looks like Skippy Smith is going to be playing by the rules this time by not bringing out his good friend Rip who will be defending his Blacklist championship next week against Showtime! Skippy slides under the bottom rope and goes up to the corner and raises his arms as the crowd boos him.

Announcer: And his opponent, making his way out to the ring, weighing in at 245 lbs- Preston Michaels!

Preston made his debut last week in tag team action where he easily took on two guys and wound up with the victory! However, this isn’t going to be a walk in the park for Preston because he wont be able to just manhandle Skippy and he may realize that sooner or later when he walks into the ring. Preston climbs the steps and gets into the ring and is immediately met by a cheap clothesline by Skippy who then begins a malicious stomp on Preston Michaels and then goes for some mounted punches on the guy. Skippy irish whips Preston Michaels to the corner. Skippy charges to the corner with a big boot. Skippy then puts Preston on the top rope and hits a superplex! 1…….2.. shoulder up by Preston Michaels. Skippy Smith irish whips Preston Michaels off the ropes and hits a back body drop. Skippy climbs up to the second rope and hits a leg drop to the back of Preston Michaels neck. And Skippy goes for another cover. 1…….2… and Skippy Smith raises Preston’s arm manually. And you got to hand it to Preston who can take all this and still go on. Skippy irish whips Preston to the corner but Preston reverses the momentum. Skippy hits the turnbuckle and Preston charges for a spear in the corner but gets nothing but ring post when Skippy moves out of the way and goes for an immediate school boy roll up on Preston. 1…….2….. but Preston kicks out. Skippy going right to work to put Preston away in this match. I don’t think Skippy really wants to be out here tonight the way he’s working. Skippy kicks Preston in the gut followed by a double axe handle smash to the back of Preston Michaels. And now Skippy going for a power move with a back suplex but Preston flips out of the maneuver and hits a german suplex on Skippy Smith. And this is the first bit of offense Preston Michaels is having in this entire match. Skippy back up. Preston goes for a clothesline but Skippy reverses it to a flatliner and goes for the cover. 1…….2….. shoulder up by Preston Michaels. Skippy quickly picks up and irish whips him off the ropes. Preston rebounds and Skippy hops over him, Preston rebounds again and Skippy tries to hop over again but Preston clothesline’s him in mid air. Skippy finds his way to his feet and gets knocked down with another clothesline. Preston irish whips Skippy off the ropes for a powerslam and Preston hooks the leg. 1…….2….. but a kick out at the two by Skippy. Preston kicks Skippy in the gut and tries a European uppercut on Skippy irish whips him to the corner. Uh oh! Preston is climbing the top rope for an old school 10 Punch! 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9….. Preston does a little cut throat taunt and give Skippy the final punch. Skippy staggers out of the corner and is met by a Preston Michaels bulldog as Preston goes for the pin. 1…….2 quick kick out there. And Preston is in the corner and you know what that means. Preperation for the spear! Skippy up to his feet as Preston charges and connects with the spear. Preston goes for the cover. 1…….2…….3! Preston picks up his first official victory here in URS!

Announcer: Here is the winner of this match- Preston Michaels!

Preston Michaels is overwhelmed with joy as he jumps up and down for his first victory and climbs up on the turnbuckle. Skippy Smith is back up to his feet as Preston makes a quick exit. Like last week, I don’t think this rivalry is over yet.



Back in the URS locker room we see Hopkins and Alex Lee celebrating Preston Micheals win with cheers and laughter.

Hopkins: Toss me a cold one!

Alex Lee passes Hokins a beer bottle but Hopkins doen’t catch it because Rip just took a Champaign bottle and smashed it over the head of Hopkins sending him to the floor! And Alex Lee goes right to work to try and prevent Rip from harming Hopkins as they viciously brawl through the locker room. But Rip is more resourceful as he takes his signature crowbar and hits Alex Lee in the gut with it and rakes out Alex’s eyes with it and then DDT’s him onto the concrete floor.

Rip: What’s wrong Hopkins? Can’t defend yourself?

Hopkins: What the fuck are you doing Rip?

Rip: Sit back, enjoy the ride. Live a little.

Rip punches Hopkins in the face and rips the cloth around his arm slinging it together because of that injury he got at Independence Day and Rip locks in a fujiwa armbar. Hopkins screams with pain and aguish as Rip worsens his condition! Road agents and Referees come immediately backstage to break up this fight. But wait, here comes Skippy Smith knocking all of them over preventing them from stopping Rip. What carnage. And Alex Lee is still out! This is just brutal out here. Where is Preston Michaels? Skippy just hit the Down Under Thunder on one of the road agents! Damnit these guys are so brutal. But right now we have to cut back to the ring unfortunately because it’s time for our main event!


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Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, first making his way out to the ring from England weighing in at 263 lbs, he is the Ultimate Rajah Simulation Champion- Mikey Jones!

And once again the crowd is mixed on Mikey Jones right now. Half the arena is chanting his name while the other half just doesn’t give a damn about the guy. Mikey walks up the ring steps and waits for Slare to get this match underway.

Announcer: And his opponent from Glasgow, Scotland, weighing in at 257 lbs- He is Slare!

And Slare walking out with that intense look on his face and there is really nothing special about this entrance as Slare gets into the ring and stares down Mikey as the bell rings. Both men circle the ring to choose their spots as Mikey travels cautiously to Slare and raises his hand for a Greco-Roman knuckle lock as the two fight for power, Slare takes the easy route out and trips Mikey and breaks the hold with a stomp. How untraditional is Slare? And now Slare with a kick to the head of Mikey. And Slare is circling Mikey as if this is just a game to him. Mikey is betting back up and Slare stomps on his head knocking him back down. And look in the audience, that’s Zook over there looking at his competition. Scouting Mikey for their match in two weeks! Slare grabs Mikey’s wrist and swings it around hyper-extending that elbow! Slare then drops down with an axe-handle smash to Mikey’s back. Slare hovers over Mikey and looks at the crowd before spitting in Mikey’s face! Slare is just going lower and lower in my book! And Slare is just dragging Mikey to the bottom rope and choking him there. 1.2.3.4. Slare releases and lets the ref know that he has to 5 on that count. Wait we just got some news that Preston Michaels was found unconscious in the mens locker room after the vicious brawl taking place between Rip/Skippy and Alex Lee/Hopkins. We’ll keep you updated if anymore information comes our way. Slare goes to irish whip Mikey to the corner but Mikey reverses the momentum. Mikey goes for a stinger splash but gets Slare’s boot instead! Mikey staggers back and gets clotheslined in the back of the neck by Slare as Slare goes for the pin. 1…….2… kick out by Mikey Jones. Slare goes right to Mikey but Mikey crawls right to the ropes. Smart thinking there from the champ. Slare goes right back for Mikey who gains control from a kick to the gut followed by a forearm smash and another! Mikey with a European uppercut to Slare followed by a vertical suplex from Mikey and he maintains the hold and goes for another vertical suplex only this one ending in a facebuster. And Mikey is grabbing both of Slare’s hands and wrapping them around Slare’s throat and choking him. This is vital to the match because it’s taking away the breath and stamina that Slare needs to continue with this match. Wait Slare is finding his way to his feet and throws Mikey over and maintaining the hold and locking in a unique figure four arm lock for a bit stretching the arms of Mikey. And without your arms, you don’t have much in a wrestling match. Slare then rolls it through into a unique looking pin. 1…….2… kick out by Mikey. Slare picks up Mikey and goes for a powerbomb, but Mikey is well on his way down in the form of a hurricanrana but Slare catches him in an inverted piledriver straight into the canvas. Slare goes for another cover. This one should be finished. 1…….2…….3! NO! Shoulder up by Mikey Jones! Slare astonished by Mikey’s kick out! He argues with the referee for a second but the referee doesn’t change his call and that Mikey got his shoulder up. Slare irish whips Mikey to the ropes and when Mikey is coming back gets a big boot right to the face sending Mikey right to the outside area of the ring! And Slare is trying to go outside the ring but the referee wont let him.And Mikey’s staggering outside the ring and wait- CHRIS WITH A TITLE SHOT RIGHT TO THE FACE OF MIKEY JONES! And Chris has just handed the belt off to Jack Williams who runs away with it up the ramp. And now Chris is just trash talking Mikey and hits him with a disrespectful slap across the face and now an SCT from Chris as he rolls Mikey back into the ring. Slare picks up Mikey Jones and hits the STD! Slare for the cover. 1…….2…….3!

Announcer: Here is your winner of this match- Slare!

Well the announcer has announced that Slare is the winner but we all know why, Chris had helped him for the victory. Slare is now hover over Mikey as he spits in Mikey’s face again. Wait, Chris is in the ring now and is still fair game to Slare, as the two stare down in the ring but both decide that they’d rather go after the champion. And now NattyDred is coming down the ramp way as he knocks down Slare to even the odds on the playing field. It looks like Natty had some problems with some of the things Slare said on Nats Chat earlier tonight. Natty is beating away at Slare before Chris whips him over the back with a belt around his waist. But Natty acts as though he didn’t feel a thing and stares at Chris immensely.And Jack Williams can be seen with the title watching this going on. But he doesn’t seem to want to get involved. Rather he’s remaining neutral. Mikey is in the corner sees Slare coming to his feet as he charges across the ring for a spear but Chris turns around and clotheslines him. Natty goes for the immediate counter action by hitting Chris on his back but Slare comes out of nowhere with an STD on NattyDred! And now Chris is telling Slare to pick up Natty. I can see what’s coming! SCT from Chris! What carnage! What else can possibly happen here? Wait, Chris just mouthed something to Slare as they both exit the ring, on opposite sides. Slare pulls out a ladder from under the ring and Chris is taking out a table. What more can they do tonight? Chris has just set up the table in the center of the ring and placed Mikey there on it and gives a thumbs up to Slare who has already set up the ladder in the corner of the ring. And he seems to be dragging Natty up there by the arm. This isn’t gonna end well. Oh MY GAWD! Zook’s now in the ring and grabbed Natty from Slare and pushed the ladder and right to the outside goes Slare! Chris comes at Zook with a clothesline but Zook ducks and hits a punching combo on Chris before throwing him out of the ring. Chris quickly retreats to Jack Williams and grabs back the URS title. Zook takes Mikey off the table, as he sees Slare coming he gives Slare the punching combo as well before giving him a Zookwave right through the table! Zook begins pacing around the ring impatiently and demands a micropone.

Zook: What the hell is going on here. Chris in URS!?! A championless champion!?! I don’t know what the fuck is going on here, but something better happen soon because-

Zook walks over to Mikey’s body on the floor and grasps him by the throat.

Zook: I want my title match!

So Zook wasn’t helping Mikey and Natty. He just wants to be champion. The sometimes comical and laid back star is ready for his shot- but what will he have to do to get ther if Chris and possibly Slare stand in his way? And why was Jack Williams helping out Chris tonight. I don’t know. But tune into next weeks Pain For Pleasure to find out!

Takerholic
February 19th, 2007, 3:56 PM
Last night the show ended in mass chaos. However, I have a band-aid for the wound until the Triple threat match. How about one time only, Mikey Jones-Natty Dred-Norman Zook vs Slare-Chris-Jack Williams in a six man tag match. Just a small preview of the coming weeks? I just hope everyones balls have dropped enough to be game for this match.

StoneColdChris
February 19th, 2007, 4:46 PM
I guess an explanation is in order as now I am officially in URS. Well Mikey like the law says, possession is 9/10 of the law. So this belt will stay on my waist for as long as I want.

You see Mikey, you have been duped all along. When I saw that you, you of all people won the belt I was furious. How is that someone like you can be compared to a great champion like me. Luckily, I thought of a plan. I knew that you couldn't trust anyone in URS, but you wouldn't think twice of an outsider, so I called you up, telling you I have your back. From there, the rest was easy. I show up at Independence Day, looking like I am on your side, but when the moment was right, I followed through. In respect of the title "World Champion", I took the belt off a joke like you. You see, Mikey the difference between me and you is that I am World Champion material and you simply are not even fit to wipe my boots.

Caito
February 19th, 2007, 7:59 PM
How sad it is Mafia. For someone who is supposedly so intelligent, to turn your back on the man you attempted to lay out in the middle of the ring. How you tried to beat me like an ordinary man.

You will see Mafia, that I am no ordinary man.

However the true target of my affection this week shall be Stealmsn. I am very sorry that our match did not go quite as planned. You have Mafia to blame for that. You see, I was very sad right before the match began, and I was hoping for some happiness. I was praying that you could help me Stealmsn. And you could not.

Perhaps this week you can try again. Perhaps you can put on a better fight. For you see Stealmsn, Mafia, and everyone else who dares get in my way. You are all practice until I get what I want. A URS Title.

And that would make me happier then anything else.

Tha Kyd
February 20th, 2007, 1:01 PM
Card Thus far

Danny Stealmsn w/ Mafia vs. Sorrow

Alex Lee vs. Rip

6 Man Tag Match
Norman Zook, Mikey Jones and NattyDred vs. Chris Crawford, Slare and Jack Williams w/ Sandra Chui

The special revival of Slare's Lair

*card subject to change. Check back for updates.

viva_la_raza
February 20th, 2007, 4:41 PM
So, I make a visit to URS and thats how I get treated. Well Funazz, get off your lazy ass and offer me a contract baby. I wasn't sure when I entered that arena what I was getting into. But hell you've fired me up now, and thete is no way in hell that your gonna put me out any time soon.

I come on, as a champion in a 'rival' show, and that is how I get treated? Slare, you were barking up the wrong tree. And Chris, you were just plain stupid to re-ignite the hatred that swells my veins when I am in the ring with you.

But enough of that. When I left the arena, a young boy came up to me with an autograph book, and looked up at me and asked me "Dwed, why have you joined URS..." And I told him. I will still be the face of RSA, don't you guys worry. But you see, somthing has happened to me that I cannot get out of my head. RSA has gone from being my first love to being my baby. When I was just a wrestler I went about my every day life without worrying about the ins and outs of the company. I came to work every morning as a wrestler, and went home as a wrestler.

But with RSA, as of June this year, I came in early. I sat in an office, and had people come in and out making different demands and requests. By the time the show started and those wrestlers breezed in as I used to, I was already majorly stressed and had lots of things flying around my head and I was expected to go out there and be a champion to those fans, which of course I had no qualms with. However, then at the end of the show and the lights had gone down in the arena and the car park exmptied, there was Natty Dred in his office with a desk covered in papers, and he would crawl out hours later when it was just him left all alone in the arena.

Not any more. Before my edition of Natts Chat I was in my car, I jumped out and ten minutes later was in the ring, talking to young Mikey. I felt that feeling I used to get when I was a youngster in RWC. And you know somthing.

I fucking loved it.

And you know what, I'm here for the long run. Prehaps you wont get 100% devotion from me. But I can garuntee a maximum of 99%. And dammit, all Natty Dred needs is 1%s worth of a chance, and 99% devotion, and he will make it to the top.

For those of you newbies who don't know me:

I am the desire.

I am the dream.

I am the passion.

I am the peoples dream

I, am Natty Dred

wayne
February 20th, 2007, 8:04 PM
Skippy and Rip now you have gone to far when you attacked Holy and Alex you just made the beating we are going to give you that much worse. You have made us madder then ever before. So just a word of advise I would watch my backs if i was you 2 because we are coming for you know matter where you are. It might be at your hotel, in a restuarnt, or even in your own homes you will get payback.

RichyD
February 21st, 2007, 4:19 PM
Sorrow, A name that spreaks the truth. A name that shows feeling and emotion of a man whos gone though much sorrow in his life. Well sorrow my good pal, expect that curse of yours to continue because when I get down with you, sorrow will be the only word you'll be able to think of.

garyd
February 22nd, 2007, 1:00 AM
Ok Rip you have made the biggest mistake of your life by attacking me.You made me feel pain and i liked it. You even made me bleed. So this week I want you Rip. I want to make you feel the pain that i felt only you are in for more pain then you can stand. you will be begging me to stop but i wont until i have beatin you to a bloody pulp.And oh yes Rip there will be blood and lots of it.

Kronedog
February 24th, 2007, 9:25 PM
Rip, your time is coming when that Blacklist Title comes to a real man. A man with a real name, not a man whose name is a verb. No, you see, "Showtime" John Krone is a man whom is raising in the ranks here in the URS. "Showtime" John Krone is a man whom will take over the URS and show everyone why he deserves to be champion. Do you think I am afraid of you? Hell no, your time is running out with that title. Tick Tock... Tick Tock... Tick Tock...

Takerholic
March 4th, 2007, 9:03 PM
:bump: when is the show?

Tha Kyd
March 5th, 2007, 5:09 PM
Show should be up next week. I have to write the show up TBH. I take responsibility but I do like to make sure my school work is on par so I juggle. I'm not making excuses, just keeping situations where it's real life first then URS.