Who would win in a fight?

[The Wilf]

Simple. Answer the previous question and post your own.

A lion or a bear?

Edit: How they would win would be a good addition.

[Big]

a lion

barry mannilow or jimmy buffet

[Vice]

Mannilow.

Lemmy or God? [anyone who names the movie this was said in will get repped]

[The Wilf]

barry manilow via a dropkick to the voicebox

Cilla Black or Jeremy Beadle w/ small hand

[The Wilf]

Mannilow.

Lemmy or God? [anyone who names the movie this was said in will get repped]

Airheads :p

[Vice]

Bravo.

--

Cilla Black. No idea who either of them are, but she has a neat name.

Steven Seagal or a can of tuna?

[Big]

can of tuna...impossible to break.

mohammed vs. jesus

[The Wilf]

jesus cos he's cross

Ozzy vs a bat

[Vice]

AIDS

Rocky or the Terminator?

[The Wilf]

It's gotta be Arnie.

Bush or Blair?

[Big]

Bush by Cheney

Charlie Daniels vs Chuck Mangione

[fabthrob_79]

Charles Daniels

Paris Hilton vs Nicole Ritchie

[Big]

Paris Hilton

Michael Bolton vs. Mike Bolton (Office Space)

[The Wilf]

Michael Bolton by a shocking love song.

Britney or her baby?

[Big]

her baby, she's got a reason...

Craig Ferguson vs. Conan O'Brien

[Samuel L. Jackson]

Scotsman or Irishman??

:dunno:

I'll go with Ferguson because he looks tougher.

Tom Petty vs. Eddie Money

[fabthrob_79]

Eddie Money

shark vs anaconda

[Samuel L. Jackson]

anaconda

wins by anaconda vice


tom vs. jerry

[fabthrob_79]

tom

Janet jakson vs beyonce

[Leesh]

Beyonce.

Chuck Norris vs. Jean-Claude Van Damme

[fabthrob_79]

Jean-Claude Van Damme

Marvel vs Capcom

[The Wilf]

Capcom

Scary spice vs the one who won the diva search this year

[fabthrob_79]

Scary Spice

Kevin Nash vs Scott Hall

[Leesh]

Kevin Nash.

Beavis vs. Butthead

[fabthrob_79]

Beavis

Poison ivy vs Catwoman

[Leesh]

Catwoman.

Family Guy vs. The Simpsons.

[The Wilf]

Shit thats tough. I think....

Family Guy - Quagmire would scare the Simpsons off.....

Alice Cooper vs Lemmy

[fabthrob_79]

Alice Cooper LOL

Christina Aguilera vs Brtiney Spears

[Leesh]

Alice Cooper. (That was a tought one too!)

KISS vs. Aerosmith

[The Wilf]

Aerosmith.

Steve Tyler would suck KISS in with his rather enlarged lips.

Pamela Anderson v Carmen Electra

[fabthrob_79]

Pamela

Creed vs Alter Bridge

[The Wilf]

Creed - I haven't actually seen Alter Bridge......and Stapp looks like he could smoke a few

Osama v the guy with the hook

[Leesh]

The guy with the hook.

King of the Hill vs. Futurama

[The Wilf]

Futurama

Simon Cowell v Louis Walsh

[fabthrob_79]

Simon Cowell

Linday Lohan vs Hillary Duff

[The Wilf]

Hilary Duff.

ZIPPY v George v Bungle

[Leesh]

Zippy.

South Park vs. Celebrity Death Match

[The Wilf]

South Park - Kenny would KILL I tell ya.

The cast of Friends

[Leesh]

Chandler.

24 vs. The Shield

[fabthrob_79]

the Shield

Candice Michelle vs Terri

[The Wilf]

Candice

Peter Griffin v Homer Simpson

[Leesh]

The Shield beat 24? :nono:

Peter Griffin!

Disney vs. Hanna Barbera

[fabthrob_79]

Disney

Mickey Mouse vs Bugs Bunny

[Leesh]

Bugs Bunny.

Ipod vs Mp3 player

[Kold_Of_Caelin]

MP3 Player

Dark Messiah of Might and Magic or Neverwinter Nights 2?
(most expected)

[fabthrob_79]

Dark Messiah of Might and Magic

Vampire vs Dark Angel

[Samuel L. Jackson]

Dark Angel?
:dunno:

Ted Kennedy vs. Bill O'Reilly

[PMBR]

Bill O Reilly

Jesus of Los Boriquas or Jesus who used to come out with Carlito

[Samuel L. Jackson]

Jesus of Nazareth with the crucifix...1...2....3!!

shawn michaels and GOD vs. Vince and Shane

[Big]

GOD.

Marilyn Manson vs. Charles Manson vs. Marilyn Monroe

[Kold_Of_Caelin]

Marilyn Manson, by sacrificing a cow on Marilyn Monroe´s head with Charles Manson´s liver used as a knife-cleaner.

The Undertaker vs a normal undertaker.

[Leesh]

The Undertaker.

Godzilla vs. King Kong

[wolferine]

Godzilla

Stallone in Rambo vs Schwarzenegger in Predator

[Leesh]

That's a good one. I'd say Schwarzenegger.

House vs. ER

[wolferine]

House

Bruce Lee vs Jet Li

[DangerousMan21]

Are you kidding it's all about Samo Hung!

Religious Wars
Muhammad Hassan vs. Mordecai vs. Rev Dvon vs. Shawn Michaels vs. Goldberg vs.Vince McMahon

[wolferine]

Vince he would fire their arses and have enough money to send them to hell...

Bret Hart vs Kurt Angle (both in their prime)

[Leesh]

Bret Hart.

Playstation vs. X-Box

[wolferine]

atm Playstation, in the future Xbox

Fifa vs Pro Evo

[N8-619]

Brett would get screwed by Eric angle thus creating a feud where he further buries himslef...

aw man! FIFA!

Urkle vs Brock Lesnar

[Samuel L. Jackson]

Urkle...he seems to always get out of those things.

Lucky Luciano vs. Lucky Louie

[fabthrob_79]

Lucky Luciano

Chyna vs Shaniqua

[Dani_tlc14]

Chyna, she's more man

Yogi bear vs. Yoda

[The Wilf]

Yogi bear, cos he's more of a bear.

Japan v Russia

[Dani_tlc14]

Russia, because in Soviet Russia, Russia beats You
(*You being Japan*)

Bubsy the Bobcat vs. Starfox

[The Wilf]

Starfox

Bin Laden or a razor?

[Dani_tlc14]

A razor....nothing can beat the razor

Mini Me vs. Tinky Winky (teletubbies)

[The Wilf]

Tinky Winky would gay him up.

Anne Robinson or Jeremy Paxman

[Dani_tlc14]

Jeremy Paxman, simply because i dont know that other random

Pacman vs. Ms Pacman

[The Wilf]

She does the Weakest Link.

A rottweiler dog or an alsation dog.

[Dani_tlc14]

Alsation dog

A midget vs A midget in a cheese costume?

[The Wilf]

The midget. The one with Cheese would become peckish and assist the other little lad and eat himself.

All the Simpsons characters

[Dani_tlc14]

Homer, cos he's Fat....or Willy...cos of the Irish thing

Ralph vs. Cartman

[Samuel L. Jackson]

Cartman would feed Ralph's parents to him in a nice bowl of chili.


The Wiz vs. Circuit City

[The Wilf]

The Wiz through having a wiz.

Shrek v Jolly Green Giant

[PMBR]

Shrek

Paula Abdul or Simon Cowell

[wardy]

Simon Cowell

[The Wilf]

Bill Clinton or Lewiniski?

[Nikki]

Lewinski

Hillary Clinton or Condoleeza Rice?

[OceansMafia]

Clinton

Bob Saget Vs Olsen Twins

[Samuel L. Jackson]

Saget

Blanka vs. Umaga

[PMBR]

Blanka

Steve Blackman vs Chuck Norris

[bionic_redneck]

Steve Blackman

HHH Vs. Bruce Willis

[The Wilf]

Bruce Willis

50 Cent v Ja Rule

[ysanthl]

Ja Rule

Dexter Vs. Wily Coyote

[PMBR]

Wily Coyote would kill Dexter.

Keenan vs Kel

[fabthrob_79]

Kennan

Jillian Hall vs Mickie James

[OceansMafia]

Mickie

Donald Duck Vs Daffy Duck

[PMBR]

Daffy

Bugs Bunny vs The Easter Bunny

[Slim Shady]

Bugs

A Jew vs A Hippie

[The Wilf]

......a hippie.

A person with one leg or a person with one arm.

[Dani_tlc14]

It depends, if the person with one arm was a boxer fighting an average guy, or vice versa, the person with one leg was a kick boxer?...

i'll say the guy with one arm, simply because he can keep his balance

Chewbacca vs. Barney the Dinosaur

[fabthrob_79]

Barney!!

Gail Kim vs Sandra Chui (Btw im Sandra Chui LOL)

[Dani_tlc14]

Ummm Sandra Chui...becos your last name is cool :) , well much better than Kim anyways hehe

Jackie Chan vs Bruce Lee

[Axewhipe]

Bruce Lee, because he didn't sell out

micheal jackson or plastic

[Alicia]

Plastic, it wouldn't get distracted by little boys passing by.

Spongebob or Patrick.

[Leesh]

Patrick. :D

Winnie the Pooh or Paddington Bear?

[Slim Shady]

Winnie. No contest.

Playboy Bunnies vs Sluts in Penthouse

[Samuel L. Jackson]

Sluts.

Bob Barker vs. Alex Trebek

[Leesh]

:yes:

Bob Barker.

American Choppers vs. American Hotrod

[Samuel L. Jackson]

Choppers, I've never seen Hot Rod.


Joe vs. Mac

[Dani_tlc14]

Mac would win... mmmm mac-muffins

Ronald McDonald vs. Grimace (the fat purple fella)

[PMBR]

Ronald. Grimace would waddle around and fall over.

Ronald McDonald vs Krusty The Clown vs Doink The Clown vs Bozo The Clown
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/paintedredpromotions/CLOWNFIGHT.jpg

[fabthrob_79]

Doink The Clown

Big Momma vs Shelton'S Momma

[Samuel L. Jackson]

Shelton's mama by getting Shelton to beat down Big Momma.

Jets vs. Sharks

[Axewhipe]

Jets

Yo Mama vs. Yo mama's mama

[Dani_tlc14]

*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*

yo mama would win, cos yo mama's mama is all old and ...... dead

The Muffin Man vS. The Space Invaders aliens

[ysanthl]

Space Invader Aliens

Furby Vs. Tickle Me Elmo

[PMBR]

Tickle Me Elmo

Barney vs Lamb Chop

[Axewhipe]

Lamb would chop his ass

John Travolta vs. Tom Hanks