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The Wilf
September 18th, 2006, 12:06 AM
Simple. Answer the previous question and post your own.

A lion or a bear?

Edit: How they would win would be a good addition.

Big
September 18th, 2006, 12:18 AM
a lion

barry mannilow or jimmy buffet

Vice
September 18th, 2006, 12:21 AM
Mannilow.

Lemmy or God? [anyone who names the movie this was said in will get repped]

The Wilf
September 18th, 2006, 12:22 AM
barry manilow via a dropkick to the voicebox

Cilla Black or Jeremy Beadle w/ small hand

The Wilf
September 18th, 2006, 12:23 AM
Mannilow.

Lemmy or God? [anyone who names the movie this was said in will get repped]

Airheads :p

Vice
September 18th, 2006, 12:41 AM
Bravo.

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Cilla Black. No idea who either of them are, but she has a neat name.

Steven Seagal or a can of tuna?

Big
September 18th, 2006, 12:43 AM
can of tuna...impossible to break.

mohammed vs. jesus

The Wilf
September 18th, 2006, 12:43 AM
jesus cos he's cross

Ozzy vs a bat

Vice
September 18th, 2006, 12:45 AM
AIDS

Rocky or the Terminator?

The Wilf
September 18th, 2006, 12:49 AM
It's gotta be Arnie.

Bush or Blair?

Big
September 18th, 2006, 12:55 AM
Bush by Cheney

Charlie Daniels vs Chuck Mangione

fabthrob_79
September 18th, 2006, 12:57 AM
Charles Daniels

Paris Hilton vs Nicole Ritchie

Big
September 18th, 2006, 12:59 AM
Paris Hilton

Michael Bolton vs. Mike Bolton (Office Space)

The Wilf
September 18th, 2006, 12:59 AM
Michael Bolton by a shocking love song.

Britney or her baby?

Big
September 18th, 2006, 1:01 AM
her baby, she's got a reason...

Craig Ferguson vs. Conan O'Brien

Samuel L. Jackson
September 18th, 2006, 1:43 AM
Scotsman or Irishman??

:dunno:

I'll go with Ferguson because he looks tougher.

Tom Petty vs. Eddie Money

fabthrob_79
September 18th, 2006, 2:06 AM
Eddie Money

shark vs anaconda

Samuel L. Jackson
September 18th, 2006, 2:07 AM
anaconda

wins by anaconda vice


tom vs. jerry

fabthrob_79
September 18th, 2006, 2:09 AM
tom

Janet jakson vs beyonce

Leesh
September 18th, 2006, 2:21 AM
Beyonce.

Chuck Norris vs. Jean-Claude Van Damme

fabthrob_79
September 18th, 2006, 2:22 AM
Jean-Claude Van Damme

Marvel vs Capcom

The Wilf
September 18th, 2006, 3:55 AM
Capcom

Scary spice vs the one who won the diva search this year

fabthrob_79
September 18th, 2006, 3:56 AM
Scary Spice

Kevin Nash vs Scott Hall

Leesh
September 18th, 2006, 4:01 AM
Kevin Nash.

Beavis vs. Butthead

fabthrob_79
September 18th, 2006, 4:03 AM
Beavis

Poison ivy vs Catwoman

Leesh
September 18th, 2006, 4:06 AM
Catwoman.

Family Guy vs. The Simpsons.

The Wilf
September 18th, 2006, 4:12 AM
Shit thats tough. I think....

Family Guy - Quagmire would scare the Simpsons off.....

Alice Cooper vs Lemmy

fabthrob_79
September 18th, 2006, 4:12 AM
Alice Cooper LOL

Christina Aguilera vs Brtiney Spears

Leesh
September 18th, 2006, 4:13 AM
Alice Cooper. (That was a tought one too!)

KISS vs. Aerosmith

The Wilf
September 18th, 2006, 4:14 AM
Aerosmith.

Steve Tyler would suck KISS in with his rather enlarged lips.

Pamela Anderson v Carmen Electra

fabthrob_79
September 18th, 2006, 4:15 AM
Pamela

Creed vs Alter Bridge

The Wilf
September 18th, 2006, 4:18 AM
Creed - I haven't actually seen Alter Bridge......and Stapp looks like he could smoke a few

Osama v the guy with the hook

Leesh
September 18th, 2006, 4:20 AM
The guy with the hook.

King of the Hill vs. Futurama

The Wilf
September 18th, 2006, 4:24 AM
Futurama

Simon Cowell v Louis Walsh

fabthrob_79
September 18th, 2006, 4:30 AM
Simon Cowell

Linday Lohan vs Hillary Duff

The Wilf
September 18th, 2006, 4:33 AM
Hilary Duff.

ZIPPY v George v Bungle

Leesh
September 18th, 2006, 4:36 AM
Zippy.

South Park vs. Celebrity Death Match

The Wilf
September 18th, 2006, 4:38 AM
South Park - Kenny would KILL I tell ya.

The cast of Friends

Leesh
September 18th, 2006, 4:40 AM
Chandler.

24 vs. The Shield

fabthrob_79
September 18th, 2006, 5:12 AM
the Shield

Candice Michelle vs Terri

The Wilf
September 18th, 2006, 5:23 AM
Candice

Peter Griffin v Homer Simpson

Leesh
September 18th, 2006, 5:27 AM
The Shield beat 24? :nono:

Peter Griffin!

Disney vs. Hanna Barbera

fabthrob_79
September 18th, 2006, 5:53 AM
Disney

Mickey Mouse vs Bugs Bunny

Leesh
September 18th, 2006, 5:56 AM
Bugs Bunny.

Ipod vs Mp3 player

Kold_Of_Caelin
September 18th, 2006, 9:46 AM
MP3 Player

Dark Messiah of Might and Magic or Neverwinter Nights 2?
(most expected)

fabthrob_79
September 18th, 2006, 10:47 AM
Dark Messiah of Might and Magic

Vampire vs Dark Angel

Samuel L. Jackson
September 18th, 2006, 2:32 PM
Dark Angel?
:dunno:

Ted Kennedy vs. Bill O'Reilly

PMBR
September 18th, 2006, 2:33 PM
Bill O Reilly

Jesus of Los Boriquas or Jesus who used to come out with Carlito

Samuel L. Jackson
September 18th, 2006, 2:37 PM
Jesus of Nazareth with the crucifix...1...2....3!!

shawn michaels and GOD vs. Vince and Shane

Big
September 18th, 2006, 3:05 PM
GOD.

Marilyn Manson vs. Charles Manson vs. Marilyn Monroe

Kold_Of_Caelin
September 18th, 2006, 4:37 PM
Marilyn Manson, by sacrificing a cow on Marilyn Monroe´s head with Charles Manson´s liver used as a knife-cleaner.

The Undertaker vs a normal undertaker.

Leesh
September 18th, 2006, 8:21 PM
The Undertaker.

Godzilla vs. King Kong

wolferine
September 18th, 2006, 8:28 PM
Godzilla

Stallone in Rambo vs Schwarzenegger in Predator

Leesh
September 18th, 2006, 8:31 PM
That's a good one. I'd say Schwarzenegger.

House vs. ER

wolferine
September 18th, 2006, 8:34 PM
House

Bruce Lee vs Jet Li

DangerousMan21
September 18th, 2006, 8:41 PM
Are you kidding it's all about Samo Hung!

Religious Wars
Muhammad Hassan vs. Mordecai vs. Rev Dvon vs. Shawn Michaels vs. Goldberg vs.Vince McMahon

wolferine
September 18th, 2006, 8:43 PM
Vince he would fire their arses and have enough money to send them to hell...

Bret Hart vs Kurt Angle (both in their prime)

Leesh
September 18th, 2006, 8:49 PM
Bret Hart.

Playstation vs. X-Box

wolferine
September 18th, 2006, 8:50 PM
atm Playstation, in the future Xbox

Fifa vs Pro Evo

N8-619
September 18th, 2006, 8:51 PM
Brett would get screwed by Eric angle thus creating a feud where he further buries himslef...

aw man! FIFA!

Urkle vs Brock Lesnar

Samuel L. Jackson
September 18th, 2006, 11:30 PM
Urkle...he seems to always get out of those things.

Lucky Luciano vs. Lucky Louie

fabthrob_79
September 18th, 2006, 11:55 PM
Lucky Luciano

Chyna vs Shaniqua

Dani_tlc14
September 19th, 2006, 5:29 AM
Chyna, she's more man

Yogi bear vs. Yoda

The Wilf
September 19th, 2006, 7:18 AM
Yogi bear, cos he's more of a bear.

Japan v Russia

Dani_tlc14
September 19th, 2006, 7:35 AM
Russia, because in Soviet Russia, Russia beats You
(*You being Japan*)

Bubsy the Bobcat vs. Starfox

The Wilf
September 19th, 2006, 7:36 AM
Starfox

Bin Laden or a razor?

Dani_tlc14
September 19th, 2006, 7:40 AM
A razor....nothing can beat the razor

Mini Me vs. Tinky Winky (teletubbies)

The Wilf
September 19th, 2006, 7:42 AM
Tinky Winky would gay him up.

Anne Robinson or Jeremy Paxman

Dani_tlc14
September 19th, 2006, 7:45 AM
Jeremy Paxman, simply because i dont know that other random

Pacman vs. Ms Pacman

The Wilf
September 19th, 2006, 7:47 AM
She does the Weakest Link.

A rottweiler dog or an alsation dog.

Dani_tlc14
September 19th, 2006, 7:51 AM
Alsation dog

A midget vs A midget in a cheese costume?

The Wilf
September 19th, 2006, 7:53 AM
The midget. The one with Cheese would become peckish and assist the other little lad and eat himself.

All the Simpsons characters

Dani_tlc14
September 19th, 2006, 8:00 AM
Homer, cos he's Fat....or Willy...cos of the Irish thing

Ralph vs. Cartman

Samuel L. Jackson
September 19th, 2006, 9:44 AM
Cartman would feed Ralph's parents to him in a nice bowl of chili.


The Wiz vs. Circuit City

The Wilf
September 19th, 2006, 10:13 AM
The Wiz through having a wiz.

Shrek v Jolly Green Giant

PMBR
September 19th, 2006, 11:22 AM
Shrek

Paula Abdul or Simon Cowell

wardy
September 19th, 2006, 2:39 PM
Simon Cowell

The Wilf
September 19th, 2006, 5:05 PM
Bill Clinton or Lewiniski?

Nikki
September 19th, 2006, 10:20 PM
Lewinski

Hillary Clinton or Condoleeza Rice?

OceansMafia
September 19th, 2006, 11:22 PM
Clinton

Bob Saget Vs Olsen Twins

Samuel L. Jackson
September 20th, 2006, 12:04 AM
Saget

Blanka vs. Umaga

PMBR
September 20th, 2006, 8:41 AM
Blanka

Steve Blackman vs Chuck Norris

bionic_redneck
September 20th, 2006, 8:47 AM
Steve Blackman

HHH Vs. Bruce Willis

The Wilf
September 20th, 2006, 11:47 AM
Bruce Willis

50 Cent v Ja Rule

ysanthl
September 20th, 2006, 12:01 PM
Ja Rule

Dexter Vs. Wily Coyote

PMBR
September 20th, 2006, 1:09 PM
Wily Coyote would kill Dexter.

Keenan vs Kel

fabthrob_79
September 20th, 2006, 1:19 PM
Kennan

Jillian Hall vs Mickie James

OceansMafia
September 20th, 2006, 1:21 PM
Mickie

Donald Duck Vs Daffy Duck

PMBR
September 20th, 2006, 4:02 PM
Daffy

Bugs Bunny vs The Easter Bunny

Slim Shady
September 20th, 2006, 9:54 PM
Bugs

A Jew vs A Hippie

The Wilf
September 21st, 2006, 5:05 AM
......a hippie.

A person with one leg or a person with one arm.

Dani_tlc14
September 22nd, 2006, 8:54 AM
It depends, if the person with one arm was a boxer fighting an average guy, or vice versa, the person with one leg was a kick boxer?...

i'll say the guy with one arm, simply because he can keep his balance

Chewbacca vs. Barney the Dinosaur

fabthrob_79
September 22nd, 2006, 9:03 AM
Barney!!

Gail Kim vs Sandra Chui (Btw im Sandra Chui LOL)

Dani_tlc14
September 22nd, 2006, 9:23 AM
Ummm Sandra Chui...becos your last name is cool :) , well much better than Kim anyways hehe

Jackie Chan vs Bruce Lee

Axewhipe
September 23rd, 2006, 3:25 PM
Bruce Lee, because he didn't sell out

micheal jackson or plastic

Alicia
September 23rd, 2006, 4:17 PM
Plastic, it wouldn't get distracted by little boys passing by.

Spongebob or Patrick.

Leesh
September 23rd, 2006, 11:32 PM
Patrick. :D

Winnie the Pooh or Paddington Bear?

Slim Shady
September 23rd, 2006, 11:37 PM
Winnie. No contest.

Playboy Bunnies vs Sluts in Penthouse

Samuel L. Jackson
September 24th, 2006, 12:52 AM
Sluts.

Bob Barker vs. Alex Trebek

Leesh
September 24th, 2006, 1:03 AM
:yes:

Bob Barker.

American Choppers vs. American Hotrod

Samuel L. Jackson
September 24th, 2006, 1:07 AM
Choppers, I've never seen Hot Rod.


Joe vs. Mac

Dani_tlc14
September 24th, 2006, 10:25 AM
Mac would win... mmmm mac-muffins

Ronald McDonald vs. Grimace (the fat purple fella)

PMBR
September 24th, 2006, 2:54 PM
Ronald. Grimace would waddle around and fall over.

Ronald McDonald vs Krusty The Clown vs Doink The Clown vs Bozo The Clown
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/paintedredpromotions/CLOWNFIGHT.jpg

fabthrob_79
September 24th, 2006, 8:55 PM
Doink The Clown

Big Momma vs Shelton'S Momma

Samuel L. Jackson
September 25th, 2006, 1:18 AM
Shelton's mama by getting Shelton to beat down Big Momma.

Jets vs. Sharks

Axewhipe
September 26th, 2006, 4:41 PM
Jets

Yo Mama vs. Yo mama's mama

Dani_tlc14
September 26th, 2006, 11:35 PM
*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*

yo mama would win, cos yo mama's mama is all old and ...... dead

The Muffin Man vS. The Space Invaders aliens

ysanthl
September 27th, 2006, 10:27 AM
Space Invader Aliens

Furby Vs. Tickle Me Elmo

PMBR
September 27th, 2006, 1:50 PM
Tickle Me Elmo

Barney vs Lamb Chop

Axewhipe
September 27th, 2006, 8:37 PM
Lamb would chop his ass

John Travolta vs. Tom Hanks