Sancty Presents.... Your WWE Career

[Sancty]

So here's the rub...

Got a replacement PS2

I was thinking about doing this long before my old one died, but never got around to it....

I know there's been a million of these, but this is Sancty guys, I don't give up on stuff (except the stuff I do!)

Here's the rough idea... I'll be using SvR 2006

Everyone has the option of a) Using an existing superstar/legend in SvR 2006

b) If you have SvR 2006 and are online capable we can meet up online and you can give me i) Your Non-SVR superstar (i.e., Jeff Hardy, Sting, Zeus, Tugboat) or ii) Your original CAW.

There will be 2 brands, Raw on Mondays and SD on Fridays, (no ecw) along with base storylines... RAW and SD will have results posted at the end of each show.

1 paragraph promos will be allowed, which you may cut ONCE per show RAW guys on RAW, SD guys on SD! These will be key in determining your position on the card (although all match outcomes will be left up to SvR). Oh, I will also be letting the CPU in these matches still... i.e. if no-one takes HHH, he's still gonna be floating around the upper-card as long as his stats allow it...


So to sign up I just need to know which superstar you'll be taking.... we can talk about Stables, Feuds etc. once we have a base roster... I really want this to turn into a community run thing...

First event will be the Royal Rumble.... where anyone could end up Main-Eventing Wrestlemania.... (do you want to start with King Booker and Edge as the champs, or have that decided at the Rumble?)

Also.... do you want the rosters as close to WWE as possible, or a fantasy draft to start things off???

Cheers, and SIGN UP!

Sancty



FACES LISTED IN RED
HEELS LISTED IN BLUE


http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/Headers/3262336

MICK FOLEY
TRIPLE H
SHAWN MICHAELS
KANE
EDGE
CHRISTIAN
CHRIS JERICHO
JOHN CENA
RIC FLAIR
RANDY ORTON
SHELTON BENJAMIN
KING BOOKER
ROB CONWAY
British Bulldog
Carlito
Charlie Haas
Chris Masters
Eugene
Hulk Hogan
Mark Jindrak
Rene Dupree
Gene Snitsky
Stevie Richards
Sylvan Grenier
Sir William Regal
Jeff Hardy




WWE CHAMPION - HULK HOGAN

http://www.miamist.com/attachments/miami_rachael/hogan.jpg
WON WWE TITLE @ ROYAL RUMBLE JAN 1 2007 def 29 opponents


INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION - KANE

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/377012/452908
WON WWE TITLE @ RAW JAN 25, 2007 def Chris Jericho, Jeff Hardy & RIC FLAIR in a Ladder Match


WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS - THE WORLD'S GREATEST TAG TEAM: SHELTON BENJAMIN & CHARLIE HAAS

http://www.wrestlingworld.it/Historical/Tagteamgallery/teamanglesheltonbenjamincharliehaas.jpg
WON WORLD TAG TITLES @ RAW JAN 25, 2007 def La Resistance in a Tables Match


http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/Headers/3260430

THE ROCK (!!!)
STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN
BRET "HITMAN" HART
KURT ANGLE
THE UNDERTAKER
JOHN BRADSHAW LAYFIELD
CHRIS BENOIT
STACY KEIBLER
ROB VAN DAM
ANDRE THE GIANT
THE BIG SHOW
PAUL BURCHILL
Eddie Guerrero
Batista
Chavo Guerrero
Danny Basham
Doug Basham
Heidenreich
Gregory Helms
Khozrow Daivari
Muhammad Hussan
Orlando Jordan
Paul London
Rey Mysterio
Scotty 2 Hotty
Spike Dudley
Tajiri
Junkyard Dog
PAUL BURCHILL[/b]



WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION - JOHN BRADSHAW LAYFIELD
http://www.wwe.com/superstars/smackdown/jbl/photos1/photos/24.jpg
WON WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP @ NO WAY OUT 2007 (FEB) IN A 6-MAN HELL IN A CELL (PINNED UNDERTAKER)


WWE UNITED STATES CHAMPION - BATISTA
http://slam.canoe.ca/Slam/Wrestling/Bios/batista.jpg
WON U.S. TITLE @ NO WAY OUT 2007 (FEB) in a 10-Man Rumble Challenge


WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS - ROB VAN DAM & REY MYSTERIO
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/377012/454334
WON WWE TAG TITLES @ NO WAY OUT 2007 (FEB) via Countout vs THE TITANS (Andre The Giant & The Big Show


WWE CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION - DAIVARI
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/9/98/200px-Daivari.jpg
WON CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE @ ROYAL RUMBLE 2007 (jan 1) in a 6-Pack Elimination Challenge
RETAINED WWE CRUISERWEIGHT @ NO WAY OUT 2007 (FEB) vs. Paul London (Pinfall Win)


WWE WOMEN'S CHAMPION - STACY KEIBLER
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i302/josefernandousmc/stacy_keibler_II_l3.jpg
WON WWE WOMEN'S TITLE @ ROYAL RUMBLE 2007 (jan 1) in a fatal 4-way match
RETAINED WWE WOMEN'S TITLE @ NO WAY OUT 2007 (FEB) in a Fulfil Your Fantasy (Schoolgirl) Match vs Lita




CURRENT ROSTER
MICK FOLEY - SANCTY
TRIPLE H - OCEAN MAFIA
SHAWN MICHAELS - TLK23
THE ROCK - FASHO
STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN - PMBR
KANE - AEIDA
BRET HART - WOLFERINE
BIG SHOW - MR. BENNEDY
THE UNDERTAKER - RIP
KURT ANGLE - MIKEY JONES
EDGE - SURVEILLANCE
CHRISTIAN - JAMIEB
JBL - SHELTONLONDON
BENOIT - YSANTHL
JERICHO - KOLD_OF_CAELIN
JOHN CENA - HITHIT
STACY KEIBLER - FABTHROB_79
ROB VAN DAM - DAZZ
ANDRE THE GIANT - DELVIN
RIC FLAIR - SHADY
KING BOOKER - GARYD
RANDY ORTON - STEVE M
REY MYSTERIO - HHHKOK15
SHETLON BENJAMIN - JRSLIM21
EDDIE GUERRERO - TAKER 3:16

STILL AVAILABLE

HULK HOGAN
BRITISH BULLDOG
BATISTA
CARLITO
CHARLIE HAAS
CHAVO GUERRERO
CHRIS MASTERS
DANNY BASHAM
DOUG BASHAM
EUGENE
HEIDENREICH
THE HURRICANE
KHOZROW DAIVARI
MARK JINDRAK
MUHAMMAD HUSSAN
ORLANDO JORDAN
PAUL LONDON
RENE DUPREE
ROB CONWAY
SCOTTY 2 HOTTY
GENE SNITSKY
SPIKE DUDLEY
STEVIE RICHARDS
SYLVAN GRENIER
TAJIRI
SIR WILLIAM REGAL

[Sancty]

I'll be using my CAW Maelstrom

[tlk23]

HBK

[OceansMafia]

HHH

[FaSho34]

Randy Orton

[Sancty]

Ok everyone answer the following questions

Do you want the rosters to be as realistic as possible...

Do you want there to be champs already... or let the Rumble decide it... (WARNING: This could result in a Hardcore Holly/Eugene title reign!)

[PMBR]

Stone Cold Steve Austin

Make the rosters as close to realistic as possible. That would be my opinion. I don't know how you would decide which brand each legend would go to though.

I think that a tournament is always a great way to crown champions. Just my personal opinion.

[Aeida]

Kane!!!

[Sancty]

Stone Cold Steve Austin

Make the rosters as close to realistic as possible. That would be my opinion. I don't know how you would decide which brand each legend would go to though.

I think that a tournament is always a great way to crown champions. Just my personal opinion.

Duly noted

[Sancty]

Seeing as everyone but me is picking roster guys, would the preference of those involved be for me to switch my CAW for a regular guy...

If so I claim Foley in advance

[wolferine]

I'll have Bret Hart

[Bennedy]

I am up for this. I pick the Big Show.

[Rip]

'Taker

[Mikey_Jones]

Kurt Angle

[V-Line]

I'll go The Rated R Superstar..........Edge.

[JamieB]

I pick Christian

[SheltonLondon]

I'll take JBL.

[ysanthl]

I will take Chris Benoit. And i say just let t he rumble determine champs.

[Kold_Of_Caelin]

Y2J for me.

[FaSho34]

WAIT, I want the Rock instead, is that alright?

[hithit]

Give me John Motherfucking Cena.

[fabthrob_79]

No Divas?? Sad :-(

[Sancty]

No Divas?? Sad :-(

Go ahead... I'm game for it

[fabthrob_79]

Christy Hemme (let her Manage)

[Dazz]

RVD

[13]

Andre cheers mate

[Slim Shady]

I'll use Ric Flair.

[Sancty]

It's all updated... I reckon I'll set the official rosters up tomorrow (it appears the consensus wants it as close to being real as is possible...) and do the Rumble on Friday...

This will determine the Champ on 1-brand.. the other brand will be determined by a tournament featuring 8-men on the following 4 weeks on it's weekly show.

Anyone up for having Christy Hemme as a manager... if not I'll just assign her to a random superstar? (let's not try and have something bizarrely stupid here i.e The Undertaker)

[Mikey_Jones]

Kuirt Angle will have hot beastiality sex with anyone!

I mean...

Sure, I'll have her as a manager

[Sancty]

I'm good with this.. it plays off of the When Harry Met Sally parody WM ad quite well.

[Mikey_Jones]

Intensity
Intellegence
Ihaveahotmanager

[garyd]

ill take king booker

[fabthrob_79]

Kurt Angle (w/Christy Hemme) sounds Good to me..

[Sancty]

Here's the rosters...



http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/Headers/3262336

MICK FOLEY
TRIPLE H
SHAWN MICHAELS
KANE
THE BIG SHOW
EDGE
CHRISTIAN
CHRIS JERICHO
JOHN CENA
RIC FLAIR
RANDY ORTON
British Bulldog
Carlito
Charlie Haas
Chris Masters
Eugene
Hulk Hogan (!!!)
Mark Jindrak
Rene Dupree
Rob Conway
Shelton Benjamin
Gene Snitsky
Stevie Richards
Sylvan Grenier
Sir Willaim Regal


http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/Headers/3260430

THE ROCK (!!!)
STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN
BRET "HITMAN" HART
KURT ANGLE
THE UNDERTAKER
JOHN BRADSHAW LAYFIELD
CHRIS BENOIT
CHRISTY HEMME
ROB VAN DAM
ANDRE THE GIANT
KING BOOKER
Batista
Chavo Guerrero
Danny Basham
Doug Basham
Eddie Guerrero
Heidenreich
The Hurricane
Khozrow Daivari
Muhammad Hussan
Orlando Jordan
Paul London
Rey Mysterio
Scotty 2 Hotty
Spike Dudley
Tajiri

[Mikey_Jones]

SD RULES

[Rip]

Mikey drools

:D

[Mikey_Jones]

That makes no sense

Yet it still hurts :(

[Slim Shady]

It hurts because it's true.. Raw is the number one show, everyone knows this.

[OceansMafia]

It hurts because it's true.. Raw is the number one show, everyone knows this.


It's true, It's True

[wolferine]

The excellence in execution on smackdown.... Now smackdown has the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be... :cool:

[tlk23]

Will this get started this Monday with RAW?

[FaSho34]

Finally, the Rock has come back... to Smackdown!

[Slim Shady]

Now smackdown has the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be...

Silly, Ric Flair is on Raw. It's cool, I'll forgive you.

[FaSho34]

Why are some of them in uppercase letters?

[wolferine]

Silly, Ric Flair is on Raw. It's cool, I'll forgive you.

You don't need to forgive me, I'll have Flair tapping for his mummy as soon as I lock in my sharpshooter :cool:

[wolferine]

Why are some of them in uppercase letters?

I beleive the ones in uppercase are the wrestlers that people competing in the game chose

[FaSho34]

okay! :yes:

[OceansMafia]

wow surprised no one picked up Batista

[Sancty]

Will this get started this Monday with RAW?


It's all updated... I reckon I'll set the official rosters up tomorrow (it appears the consensus wants it as close to being real as is possible...) and do the Rumble on Friday...



Could you PLEASE just try reading a couple of pages before asking a question?

[Sancty]

http://www.popstarsplus.com/images/Royal%20Rumble%20Wallpaper.jpg




THE CARD

2006 ROYAL RUMBLE
(WINNER RECEIVES THEIR BRAND'S TOP TITLE)

MICK FOLEY
TRIPLE H
SHAWN MICHAELS
KANE
THE BIG SHOW
EDGE
CHRISTIAN
CHRIS JERICHO
JOHN CENA
RIC FLAIR
The British Bulldog
Carlito
Hulk Hogan
Randy Orton
Chris Masters
THE ROCK (!!!)
STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN
BRET "HITMAN" HART
KURT ANGLE
THE UNDERTAKER
JOHN BRADSHAW LAYFIELD
CHRIS BENOIT
ROB VAN DAM
ANDRE THE GIANT
KING BOOKER
Batista
Eddie Guerrero
Muhammad Hussan
Rey Mysterio
Junkyard Dog



6-Man Elimination Battle Royal for the WWE Cruiserweight Title

Paul London
Tajiri
Chavo Guerrero
The Hurricane
Khozrow Davairi
Spike Dudley





Fatal 4-Way for the WWE Women's Title

Trish Stratus
Torrie Wilson
Lita
Stacey Keibler

(I'm willing to sub out Keibler for HEMME if that's what is preferred by the controller of HEMME)



Results up tomorrow sometime

[13]

Andre and Show in the same rumble, can we ensure the ring is re-inforced guys.....

Oh and Rip, I'm shocked you didn't take Val or the Bossman :D

[fabthrob_79]

Oh Ok. Stacy fine with me..

[Rip]

Andre and Show in the same rumble, can we ensure the ring is re-inforced guys.....

Oh and Rip, I'm shocked you didn't take Val or the Bossman :D

Cheeky twat, you and Jones are both on the list.

And was that you volunteering to work double shifts tonight? :D

[Sancty]

http://www.popstarsplus.com/images/Royal%20Rumble%20Wallpaper.jpg




THE CARD

2006 ROYAL RUMBLE
(WINNER RECEIVES THEIR BRAND'S TOP TITLE)

MICK FOLEY
TRIPLE H
SHAWN MICHAELS
KANE
THE BIG SHOW
EDGE
CHRISTIAN
CHRIS JERICHO
JOHN CENA
RIC FLAIR
The British Bulldog
Carlito
Hulk Hogan
Randy Orton
Chris Masters
THE ROCK (!!!)
STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN
BRET "HITMAN" HART
KURT ANGLE
THE UNDERTAKER
JOHN BRADSHAW LAYFIELD
CHRIS BENOIT
ROB VAN DAM
ANDRE THE GIANT
KING BOOKER
Batista
Eddie Guerrero
Muhammad Hussan
Rey Mysterio
Junkyard Dog



6-Man Elimination Battle Royal for the WWE Cruiserweight Title

Paul London
Tajiri
Chavo Guerrero
The Hurricane
Khozrow Davairi
Spike Dudley

Chavo pins The Hurricane (3:01)
Tajiri pins Spike Dudley (5:23)
Tajiri pinned by Paul London (6:22)
Chavo submits to Davairi (6:25)

It's just Davairi and Paul London

WINNER AND NEW CHAMPION: Davairi by Pinfall (8:04)








Fatal 4-Way for the WWE Women's Title

Trish Stratus
Torrie Wilson
Lita
Stacy Keibler

Simulataneous pins by Torrie on Lita, and Stacey on Trish... one of them kicks out...

WINNER AND NEW CHAMPION: Stacy Keibler (5:23)

[SteveM]

Is it too late to be added? If not, I'd like Randy Orton.

[Sancty]

Done

[Kold_Of_Caelin]

Babeh... You know Y2J has this rumble in the bag don´t you? I am CHRIS JERICHO, and its not Jericho is Raw... its JERICHO IS ROYAL RUMBLE!

[fabthrob_79]

New Women's Champy! Stacy!

[FaSho34]

Finally... the Rock has come back to the Royal Rumble!

I have to make a few things clear to some people out there. I am... the next Royal Rumble Winner. And Hogan BROTHER won't win. *obnoxious voice* The legend killer won't win. The Gameuh, Triple H uh... will not win. It's true that Kurt won't win, you can't see Cena win, Rey is still in San Diego with his mind, and the Show is being stopped as HBK will not win. There is no doubt in my mind, and in anyone else's mind, that I will win this Royal Rumble, and go onto show these jabroni's their role!

IF YOU SMELLLLLALALALLAALLALALALALLALALLALLALALLAOW....

What the Rock.... Is cookin!

[The Imperfect]

This looks really awsome...I am in and watch out becuase 619 REY MYSTERIO is in the house now.

[Mikey_Jones]

*Goofy Kurt*

Hey guys....I'm Kurt Angle

*Intense Kurt*

GGGRRRAAAWWWRRRRRR!!!!!

*Goofy Kurt*

I have hair. It's invisible

*Intense Kurt*

GRGRAAAAWWRRR! SNAP! ANKLE!!! GRAAAWWWRRRRR

*End promo*

[Daddy Yankee]

If I may enter I have a few questions to ask.

I'm guessing everyone is picking real superstars as opposed to CAWs. So, what happens if we want to pick a superstar that is not on the actual game roster? For example someone like Paul Birchill? Do they still count?

And, are ECW superstars still able to participate even though there's no ECW show?

If possible to enter the game still and if I can have a diva to manage me and compete for the Womens Championship herself..I'd like to have...

Steven Richards and Ivory.......

or

Trish Stratus and give me someone who's available and you think will make an interesting combination..

[Kold_Of_Caelin]

Hey Kurt, you can´t break my ankle now! Y2J shows his reinforced steel´n´kevlar wrestling boots Now lemme break you down with the Walls of Jericho!

[garyd]

yes stacey champ i love it

[Mikey_Jones]

Jericho, I have a steel back. BREAK THAT

GGGWWWAAARRRRRR

[Kold_Of_Caelin]

Chris Jericho tickles Angle to reveal his back armor off button, then he pushes it
A-ha! Now you see who is the best submission wrestler EVER! BABEH!

[OceansMafia]

*Triple H Hits Jericho and Angle with sledge hammer*


:lol:

[Sancty]

If I may enter I have a few questions to ask.

I'm guessing everyone is picking real superstars as opposed to CAWs. So, what happens if we want to pick a superstar that is not on the actual game roster? For example someone like Paul Birchill? Do they still count?


You can do it... but you need to have the game, make up your Paul Birchill CAW and then arrange with me a time to meet online, and send me your CAW.

Or you can do the same with your personal CAW... it's all good.

Decide what you want to do, and get back to me,

Sancty

[Sancty]

Now I have a request...

Is anyone able to create a roster/records page for this game... it would be the easiest way to determine card placement, feuds, pushes etc...

I can't add any more onto my plate with 2 Sport Sims (which I'm currently somewhat neglecting) Rajah Survivor and RVW (which I'm very neglecting right now) on my current menu.

PM me if you're able to help... I'd really appreciate it

(RIP if you offer, I'll kick your ass!)

Sancty

[Sancty]

http://www.popstarsplus.com/images/Royal%20Rumble%20Wallpaper.jpg




THE CARD

2007 ROYAL RUMBLE
(WINNER RECEIVES THEIR BRAND'S TOP TITLE)

0:00 Eddie Guerrero enters the rumble (1)
0:00 THE UNDERTAKER enters the rumble (2)
0:20 BRET HART enters the rumble (3)
0:39 THE ROCK enters the rumble (4)
1:00 JBL enters the rumble (5)
1:30 CHRISTIAN enters the rumble(6)
2:10THE UNDERTAKER is eliminated by Eddie/CHRISTIAN
2:39CHRISTIAN is eliminated by HITMAN/JBL
2:40 REY MYSTERIO enters the rumble (7)
2:50 REY is eliminated by THE ROCK
3:05 RVD enters the rumble (8)
3:25 KANE enters the rumble (9)
3:35 RVD is eliminated by HITMAN/THE ROCK
4:00 The British Bulldog enters the rumble (10)
4:50 KANE is eliminated by Eddie/Bulldog
5:16 CHRIS JERICHO enters the rumble (11)
6:55 Y2J is eliminated by Eddie/JBL
7:15 The British Bulldog is eliminated by HITMAN/THE ROCK
7:25 Batista enters the rumble (12)
7:50 Chris Benoit enters the rumble (13)
8:15 Eddie is eliminated by Benoit/JBL
8:20 Batista is eliminated by THE ROCK
8:35 THE HITMAN is busted open!
8:50 MICK FOLEY enters the rumble (14)
9:05 THE ROCK applies the Sharpshooter to the HITMAN
9:15 JOHN CENA enters the rumble (15)
9:23 THE ROCK is eliminated by HITMAN/JBL
9:25 JOHN CENA is eliminated by FOLEY/Benoit
9:50 Benoit is eliminated by FOLEY/JBL
9:55 STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN enters the rumble (16)
10:05 JBL is eliminated by BRET HART
10:15 SHAWN MICHAELS enters the rumble (17)
10:40 Chris Masters enters the rumble (18)
10:55 BRET HART and HBK trade blows for the first time since Montreal in 1997!!!!
11:00 THE BIG SHOW enters the rumble (19)
11:20 BRET HART is eliminated by Chris Masters
11:50 STONE COLD is eliminated by Masters/FOLEY
11:55 KING BOOKER enters the rumble (20)
12:00 Junkyard Dog enters the rumble (21)
12:41 JYD is eliminated by BOOKER/HBK
13:12 RIC FLAIR enters the rumble (22)
14:30 HBK is eliminated by FOLEY/Masters
14:45 FOLEY is eliminated by Masters/FLAIR
15:00 Carlito enters the rumble (23)
15:10 BIG SHOW is eliminated by BOOKER/Masters
15:25 EDGE enters the rumble (24)
15:30 KING BOOKER is eliminated by Masters
15:50 Muhammad Hussan enters the rumble (25)
16:15 Carlito is eliminated by Masters/FLAIR
16:15 ANDRE THE GIANT enters the rumble (26)
16:47 RANDY ORTON enters the rumble (27)
17:02 ANDRE is eliminated by ORTON/EDGE
17:05 FLAIR is eliminated by Hassan/Masters
17:24 EDGE is eliminated by ORTON/Masters
17:27 MASTERS is eliminated by ORTON
17:35 KURT ANGLE enters the rumble (28)
17:38 Hassan is eliminated by ORTON/ANGLE
17:55 TRIPLE H enters the rumble (29)
18:14 Hulk Hogan is the last man to enter the rumble (30)
18:45 HHH is eliminated by ANGLE/ORTON
18:58 ORTON is eliminated by Hogan/ANGLE
18:59 It's just Hogan & ANGLE left

WINNER OF THE ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH, AND THEIR BRAND'S NEW CHAMPION...

HULK HOGAN (20:20)

Some rumble stats

Long stays

BRET "HITMAN" HART - 11:00
THE ROCK - 8:44
Eddie Guerrero - 8:15
CHRIS MASTERS - 6:47
MICK FOLEY - 5:55


Shorter Stays

REY MYSTERIO - 0:10
JOHN CENA - 0:10
RVD - 0:30
Junkyard Dog - 0:40
ANDRE THE GIANT - 0:47
Batista - 0:55
CHRISTIAN - 1:09


MOST ELIMINATIONS

MASTERS - 9
ORTON - 5
JBL - 5
HITMAN - 4
THE ROCK - 4
FOLEY - 4















6-Man Elimination Battle Royal for the WWE Cruiserweight Title

Paul London
Tajiri
Chavo Guerrero
The Hurricane
Khozrow Davairi
Spike Dudley

Chavo pins The Hurricane (3:01)
Tajiri pins Spike Dudley (5:23)
Tajiri pinned by Paul London (6:22)
Chavo submits to Davairi (6:25)

It's just Davairi and Paul London

WINNER AND NEW CHAMPION: Davairi by Pinfall (8:04)








Fatal 4-Way for the WWE Women's Title

Trish Stratus
Torrie Wilson
Lita
Stacy Keibler

Simulataneous pins by Torrie on Lita, and Stacey on Trish... one of them kicks out...

WINNER AND NEW CHAMPION: Stacy Keibler (5:23)


[/QUOTE]

[Sancty]

Now that the rumble is up and posted... here's what I need from you... I need to know

a) What belt do you plan on pursuing in the near future
b) any feuds you'd like to have... please discuss...GIVE REASONS!!!!
c) do you want to be in a tag-team.. if so... why and with whom....

That's it for now.... some of you will be getting PM's with requests for promos for the show... those of you who receive requests for RAW will have ti MON mid afternoon to get them back to me.... if you don't I will do one up... PARTICIPATION counts HUGE towards success in this game...I can't strip anyone of a belt, but I can make a hell of a lot of E.C. matches, and then bump you into jobber status matches...

Oh... and promo as much as you wish... just keep them short... and ON TOPIC... remember those classic promos on SUPERSTARS back in the day.. think of those...

[Mikey_Jones]

So close :(

[Mikey_Jones]

SUPERSTAR RECORDS

STACY KEIBLER (WOMENS CHAMPION)
1-0
http://www.celebopedia.com/stacy-keibler/images/stacy-keibler.jpg

Beat Trish, Torrie and Lita at RR

[Rip]

PM me if you're able to help... I'd really appreciate it

(RIP if you offer, I'll kick your ass!)

Sancty

What?

Why?

[Mikey_Jones]

I deserve to be World Champion for SD, damnit. I outlasted 29 other superstars. GRRAAWWWRRRRRRRR

But my gal Stacy won the WWE Womens Title and soon I'm gonna be the Champ for SD as well.

GRRAAWWRRR! I DESERVE THE TITLE. I OUTLASED 29 OTHERS. GWWAAARRRRRRRR

[Rip]

See now I'm going to remain off air for a while then just turn up out of the blue, scare the shit out of someone and win the belt :D

Or not.

[Bennedy]

I am the Big Show. The most dominating athlete this company has ever seen. I may of not won the rumble but I can tell you one thing. I will become the WWE Champion and I will be the greatest Champ that there has ever been. If you don't like that then too bad. The SHOW must go on.

[FaSho34]

I think Hogan should have heart failure...... and then we have a huge battle royal between the people who were in the longest ;)

[Kold_Of_Caelin]

where is Jericho on the rumble ? :(

[ysanthl]

I would like to go after Smackdowns title. But would also like to try to start a tag team, will get to that in a second though. But first my promo

"JBL you wanted to shatters my dreams of winning the Rumble by eliminating me? Normally i would just say i was off that day. But you needed help from Mick Foley to eliminate me? That's pathetic. I want you in the ring. Your going to tap to my crossface."

And in a try at the start of a tag team. Wolferine would you like to establish some canadian dominance on Smackdown and join me in a tag team? The Calgary Killers? Eh, i know thats not that great but can't think of anything else right now.

[tlk23]

It's seems as ME, HBK, and you Hulk Hogan have a little unfinished busness seeing as how you copped out of a rematch in which I would have no doubt went over clean. Now seems like as good a time as any for you and me to go at it again. This time with the title on the line. Watcha got to say to that BROTHER!!!!!

[Mikey_Jones]

Bret Hart, how about this: I have a lot of respect for the Undertaker and we're now a team, thnks to a mutual respect between two great wrestlers.

On Smackdown I challenge you to a bout for the tag titles. You and Chris Benoit, who I've had some....interesting experiences with in the past, facing me and the Undertaker for the Tag Team Titles.

GWWAAAAAWWWRRRRR!!! ACCEPT AND I'LL MAKE YOUR ANKLE SNAP! GGGRRRAAAWWWRRRR

[fabthrob_79]

im Stacy Keibler your new WOMEN'S CHAMPION! and it proves that im the most dominant female here on SMACKDOWN... and soon! my Man Kurt Angle will become your new WWE Champ !... we are going to rule smackdown!

[Sancty]

What?

Why?

Your plate is full...

Let someone else step up!

[Sancty]

where is Jericho on the rumble ? :(

He's there... read the damn thing

[Sancty]

It's seems as ME, HBK, and you Hulk Hogan have a little unfinished busness seeing as how you copped out of a rematch in which I would have no doubt went over clean. Now seems like as good a time as any for you and me to go at it again. This time with the title on the line. Watcha got to say to that BROTHER!!!!!

This is a good example of a good promo when you have no storyline direction yet....


Bret Hart, how about this: I have a lot of respect for the Undertaker and we're now a team, thnks to a mutual respect between two great wrestlers.

On Smackdown I challenge you to a bout for the tag titles. You and Chris Benoit, who I've had some....interesting experiences with in the past, facing me and the Undertaker for the Tag Team Titles.

GWWAAAAAWWWRRRRR!!! ACCEPT AND I'LL MAKE YOUR ANKLE SNAP! GGGRRRAAAWWWRRRR


This is a horrible example. Mikey, did I not tell you not to post on the forum about you and the Undertaker wanting to team up.. now you're challenging a random set of 2 wrestlers for tag belts that neither one of you yet hold...

Like I said, this is a horrible example

[Sancty]

Is anyone from RAW interested in moving over to SMACKDOWN or vice versa

The following guys may not apply

KURT ANGLE
HBK
UNDERTAKER
BRET HART
BIG SHOW
ANDRE THE GIANT

That's it for now... PM me if you are interested

[Sancty]

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MONDAY NIGHT RAW PREVIEW

After a 2 year absence, THE HIGHLIGHT REEL RETURNS with it's special guest... WWE CHAMPION HULK HOGAN, how will he respond to HBK's Challenge

There are rumblings of roster movement between RAW and SD... will we see it @ RAW?

The quest for both Tag-Team and Intercontinental Gold starts this Monday...

Dont' Miss It!

[FaSho34]

There is one thing, and one thing that the Rock must say. Layfield and Hart. You two think you were sly by eliminating the Rock? NUH UH! The Rock says that he is just starting. So I am laying down a challange to.... the both of you. You both want to see me play little games. Well I am going to show "the excellence of execution" and the new Teddy Dibiase that the Rock, isn't just a pretty face. The Rock says that he will make sure that the excellence is executed, and that the Million Dollar Man cannot buy himself out of this. When all said and done, the Rock is taking you both to the Smackdown Hotel! I will show you both how it's done! If you...

SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLL

What the Rock, is cookin!

[garyd]

I king booker desever to be champ so i am going to Raw. Now i think that the king and the masterpice would make a gr8 tag team.

[Kold_Of_Caelin]

JBL... i can´t come after you now... But you will still pay for defiling JERICHO IS RUMBLE! You hide there on the B show afraid of facing a great wrestler that you know that can kick your ass... If you are brave enough, move over to RAW and face me!

[Sancty]

Is anyone from RAW interested in moving over to SMACKDOWN or vice versa

The following guys may not apply

KURT ANGLE
HBK
UNDERTAKER
BRET HART
BIG SHOW
ANDRE THE GIANT

That's it for now... PM me if you are interested


I king booker desever to be champ so i am going to Raw. Now i think that the king and the masterpice would make a gr8 tag team.


PLEASE PEOPLE... if I ask for something to be PM'd DO NOT include it in a promo!

[Dazz]

Naturally, as Mr Friday Night, I will be walking away as WWE champion, but first I have some business to settle with both The Rock. He elimintaed me form the Rumble, he cost me the chance at being WWE champion. That was a mistake dude, now you're going to have to deal with the Whole Dam Show, Rob Van Dam

[PMBR]

Ya know, Stone Cold Steve Austin sees a bunch of whining sissies running around and flapping their jaw. Whining and crying. "Wah wah wah. I lost the Royal Rumble. Wah wah." Shut your little mouths or Stone Cold will give you something to cry about. You may wonder why the hell I'm out here. It's simple. There are a lot of you little bastards in the back that claim that you're tough. Well Stone Cold Steve Austin is the toughest son of a bitch on this Earth, and I am extending an open challenge for anybody who wants to prove me wrong. I got all night, so I'm gonna sit right here with my case of beer. I won't be hard to find. And thats the bottom line, cuz Stone Cold said so.

[Slim Shady]

I went out to prove that I was still the best at the Rumble. It's just too bad my leg started cramping up during. Only one can be the best in this, and you're lookin at him! The 14 time champion... Still stylin, still profilin, and still limo ridin.. Ric Flair! I'm out to prove that I still have what it takes to be Worlds Champion. I will take whomever I need out. And I may even think about goin for that IC title. But the main thing I want, is the big one! And I will stop at nothing to get it.. Woooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[Sancty]

Ya know, Stone Cold Steve Austin sees a bunch of whining sissies running around and flapping their jaw. Whining and crying. "Wah wah wah. I lost the Royal Rumble. Wah wah." Shut your little mouths or Stone Cold will give you something to cry about. You may wonder why the hell I'm out here. It's simple. There are a lot of you little bastards in the back that claim that you're tough. Well Stone Cold Steve Austin is the toughest son of a bitch on this Earth, and I am extending an open challenge for anybody who wants to prove me wrong. I got all night, so I'm gonna sit right here with my case of beer. I won't be hard to find. And thats the bottom line, cuz Stone Cold said so.

Best promo I've seen yet... if someone accepts it.. I'll make it official for SD...

[Sancty]

2 questions for everyone

1) do you want things to run as close to a WWE show week as possible, or do you just want the shows up ASAP?

2) Do we care about Face/Heel dynamics?

[Kold_Of_Caelin]

2: Yes. I´m heel :)
1: I´d prefer close... unless its too much work for ya. whatever works :P

[FaSho34]

You know Austin.... You need to shut... the hell.... up! The only reason why you are so ticked is because you got sent out of the WWE by that Bischoff bastard, and now you came back for more! Well listen here you Texan piece of shit!

You're On...

Yes, a rematch from possibly the greatest Wrestlemania match. Austin, you called someone out, so Just Bring it. Unless you want to take that back, you know, you have been talking the talk, but you couldn't walk the walk. So why don't you show me what you've got?

[wolferine]

2 questions for everyone

1) do you want things to run as close to a WWE show week as possible, or do you just want the shows up ASAP?

2) Do we care about Face/Heel dynamics?

1) Yeah as it gives people a chance to know exactly when the shows will be on so there is no-one that can say, oh I didn't know when the show was...

2) This could be a good idea as you can then play your promo's as heel/face making them have some realism...

[garyd]

1. yes close is good
2.Heel

[Bennedy]

1. Whatever you want, close will be fine.
2. I will be Face

[Slim Shady]

1. Close
2. Face

[Dazz]

close ish
face

[PMBR]

You know Austin.... You need to shut... the hell.... up! The only reason why you are so ticked is because you got sent out of the WWE by that Bischoff bastard, and now you came back for more! Well listen here you Texan piece of shit!

You're On...

Yes, a rematch from possibly the greatest Wrestlemania match. Austin, you called someone out, so Just Bring it. Unless you want to take that back, you know, you have been talking the talk, but you couldn't walk the walk. So why don't you show me what you've got?
Well you beady eyed son of a bitch, there is not a chance in hell that I'm gonna back down from a goofy, eyebrow cockin little bastard like Rocky Miavia. Stone Cold Steve Austin is ready to go anytime, anyplace because I've known for a long time just what these WWE fans have been screaming: Rocky Sucks. I'm taking a walk down Know Your Role Blvd... WHAT... heading on inside the Smackdown Hotel... WHAT... Kicking down the door to room 3:16... WHAT... and burning the son of a bitch straight to the ground... WHAT... and thats the bottom line... cuz Stone Cold said so.

[JRSlim21]

I'll get in on this and be Shelton Benjamin if possible. PM me and let me know what you want.

[fabthrob_79]

1 close>>sounds good to me

2. Heel Diva

[Mikey_Jones]

1. Close
2. Heel

[Sancty]

Ok... when I asked....




2 questions for everyone

1) do you want things to run as close to a WWE show week as possible, or do you just want the shows up ASAP?

2) Do we care about Face/Heel dynamics?



Question 2, does not mean "tell me if you are a heel or a face"


I've tried my best to work things out, but I have to keep things fairly even.

Please refer to the front page roster... Wrestlers in Red are faces, Wrestlers in Blue are heels...

[FaSho34]

1. Close
2. yes I do

[FaSho34]

Austin, I believe you have just made a wish you never wanted to make. A deathwish. Because I am taking you down in that burning hotel whether you like it or not. I am taking you through hell and back. WHAT!?!? Yeah, you heard me you bald, beer drinking, swearing, little bitch! You don't believe that i cannot beat your ass all over the arena. JUST BRING IT!

IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAALALALLALALALLLWOAW OA!

What the Rock.... is cookin! :eyebrow:

[Sancty]

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WELCOME TO MONDAY NIGHT RAW
(live from Omaha, Nebraska)

J.R. Hello everyone, and welcome to what should be a monumental night of RAW
King: Yes, with so many returns it’s like TNA, Kurt’s breakdown, The Mummy Returns, it’s like none of that never happened.
J.R.: What never happened
King: Exactly!
J.R.: Speaking of returns, let’s send it out to Mr. McMahon with a major announcement…


Mr. McMahon: Well everyone, we now embark upon a new era in WWE. The renaissance of World Wrestling Entertainment. With a plethora of returning superstars, killing themselves to entertain you, and make me stinking rich.

Tonight marks the start of a tag-team title tournament, which will culminate in a championship match in just 3 weeks time in that very ring. 8 teams, many of whom were teams in the past will be brought back under the banner of the renaissance era… but there will still be some new teams…. Featuring new talent

Also later in this show, the new WWE Champion Hulk Hogan will….

HOGAN, HOGAN, HOGAN


Yes, it’s good to have The Hulkster back in the fold again, as part of the renaissance, he and I are going to get along this time around… anyways, the Hulkster will be on another returning feature… Y2J’s Highlight Reel


Y2J, Y2J, Y2J


But enough about that… let’s get this all started…

Vince goes to leave, but turns around, well kinda, speaking only over his shoulder

Well…. Maybe not quite, let’s introduce you to the new Raw General Manager….



I’m Back…
And I’m better than ever….


JR: No… not him
King: Who is it…
JR: It’s that damned Bischoff… I thought we fired him months ago
King: Kinda like we fired you months ago.
JR: Point taken…


Eric: Well then, now that everything’s been nicely taken care of…. Let’s hit the first match


WORLD’S GREATEST TAG TEAM

vs.


Degeneration X

THE WINNERS: By Countout The WORLD‘S GREATEST TAG TEAM
(Shelton Benjamin worked over Triple H outside the ring allowing for the countout)






Jim Ross : Wow King, that was terrific, and it looks like the most anticipated segment of the night is finally here… Chris Jericho´s own Highlight Reel!
King : Exactly, JR! Here comes his Jeritron 5000... and its time for our host!
Lillian : From Tampa, Florida... Weighing in at 231 lbs... he is the host of the highlight reel.... Chris Jericho!!!

Jericho´s theme song starts and he enters the ring where he grabs a mic.

Y2J : Hello there, my loyal fans! It´s going to be an enormous month for the king of RAW... Tonight, I interview one of the biggest guests the Highlight Reel has ever had! and starting next week the Intercontinental Invitational, where i´m going to give you the AMAZING sight of me winning the Intercontinental Title, yet again!

I don´t think there will be many chances for the Assclowns who tries to face The King Of The World... But again, everyone deserves to see me wrestle up close!
And now... for my guest in this evening! He is a legend of the Sports Entertainment business... He is one of the strongest men WWE has ever seen! Ladies and Gentlemen… and last night, he won the Royal Rumble, becoming the WWE Champion yet again….... The Hulkster.... HULK HOGAN!


Hogan’s theme music hits, and then Hogan himself hit’s the ring….grabs a mic and starts on his usual Hoganesque promo


Well you know something Jericho… Brother (pose)…. It took a lot of guts to win the Royal Rumble last night brother (pose)… but I did it with the strength of all my little Hulk maniacs (pose)….. They looked at me and said Hogan what’re you gonna do about the Wrestling Machine Kurt Angle, or The Hitman, or Andre The Giant, (pose)… and I said listen little dudes, I’m Hulk Hogan, the king of the backstage politics, and I went into Vince’s office, kissed his ass, and got the number 30 entry given to me brother….

This of course deifies all logic, but the fans pop for him, cuz he’s Hogan

And another thing Mean Gene

My name is Chris

I can’t do anything with that

Well… how bout you just pose then….


Hogan hits his trademark pointing to the sky pose…. When CHRIS MASTERS appears out of the crowd and hit’s the Masterlock on Hogan… Hogan fades away as Jericho is laughing the whole time.

Masters; You wanna talk about what you did last night… last night.. I threw 9 men over the top rope, and that gets me nothing… hell I’m not even in that Tag Team Title Tournament… this is such a load of bull..

Eric Bischoff appears on the Titantron: You see Chris that’s where you’re wrong… I left one slot on the WWE tag tourney open for just an event like this… so I’ll make you a deal… Hogan.. You can pick… hang on….. Jericho… when Hogan wakes up, can you tell him it’ll be him and any partner of his choosing… against Chris Masters and any partner of his choosing….


Masters immediately looks at Jericho

But not him.. Too many Chris’s… it’s be confusing… so anyone you want except for Chris Jericho… or Christian… or Chris Nowinski, or Chris Benoit, or Chris Evert… she was hot though….

Hogan is still unconscious.. Well, actually he’s trying to Hulk Up, but Jericho is forcing him not to bury Masters just yet as we fade to commercial…


KIDS, DON”T BUY DRUGS… BECOME A POP STAR, AND THEY GIVE THEM TO YOU FOR FREE!











EDGE & CHRISTIAN


vs.


WILLIAM REGAL & EUGENE

THE WINNERS: By Disqualification: Regal and Eugene
(It was a long back and forth match, in the end Christian was charging at Eugene but nailed the ref by mistake)

After the match Christian and Edge bicker all the way to the back




We switch to a shot of RANDY ORTON entering Bischoff’s office…


Randy: But Eric, look, I’m glad you’re back, but are you feeling, well, you can’t put me as a tag partner to this guy, it just reeks of trouble… it’s not going to work… I can’t team with him, after all he’s the….

Eric: Uh-uh-uh (pointing to the camera) not in front of the worldwide audience, besides, conflict generates interest… I don’t want to hear anymore on the subject. Now go get ready for your match… unless you feel like another month off….

Randy Leaves



LA RESISTANCE (GRENIER & DUPREE w/ CONWAY)


vs.


JOHN CENA & RANDY ORTON


THE WINNERS: By Countout LA RESISTANCE
(RANDY ORTON was flat out mugged outside the ring by Conway & Dupree… Cena didn‘t do much to help him out…)
















HULK HOGAN & THE BRITISH BULLDOG


vs.


CHRIS MASTERS & ?????????



Masters heads to the ring alone… looking smug… Hogan and Davey Boy Smith look confused…..



I’m Back…
And I’m better than ever….


Bischoff is now on the platform, cellphone in hand…


Eric: Chris.. It’s official the trade just went through… Smackdown can reveal who they got on Friday Night… but as for us… well… why don’t I just let this lady announce that….ladies and gentleman…the partner of Chris Masters is…..


[color=pink]Sharmell: ALL HAIL KING BOOKER!!!



Masters hit’s a huge Torture Rack slam on Hogan

Hogan does a pull over top-rope to floor Plancha on Masters

Most of the match has been Hogan/Masters… and it’s been even!!!

Hogan decks the ref… no DQ

Masters gets Davey Boy in a small package…. Hogan elbow drops the ref to prevent the count.. Although he claims he missed Masters

MASTERS has Davey Boy in the Masterlock… Hogan nails Masters to prevent the submission

MASTERS busts DAVEY BOY open!

All 4 men are outside the ring…we’re 16 minutes in

THE WINNERS: DOUBLE COUNTOUT….
(All 4 men continue to trade blows as the show comes to a close)


J.R. What’s gonna happen…. They’re both eliminated…
KING: Hogan and Masters, trading blows….
J.R.: Who’s going to Smackdown
KING: King Booker and the Bulldog, trading shots as well…
J.R.: None of the 4 matches actually ended properly
KING: I don‘t even know what to make of this…..
J.R.: That’s all we have folks… tune in next week…..

[FaSho34]

:yes: good stuff!

[garyd]

man that was a good show

[Mikey_Jones]

Great show

[Slim Shady]

The show was cool, could have used more Ric Flair ;)

[fabthrob_79]

nice show!

cant wait SMACKDOWN!!

w/the women's champ stacy keibler!

[Sancty]

2 questions for everyone

1) do you want things to run as close to a WWE show week as possible, or do you just want the shows up ASAP?

2) Do we care about Face/Heel dynamics?


The show was cool, could have used more Ric Flair ;)

No worries... I'll be fair to Flair

[Aeida]

Show was great, despite absence of Kane.... but who am i kidding, not like i promoed or anything, i will get right on that soon :D

[Bennedy]

Nice Show. Shame about all the dq's and countouts though. That always happens when you have a match with a heel in a normal match.

[Kold_Of_Caelin]

Yeah BABEH! You all just saw what Y2J told you... And that is that im the NEXT Intercontinental Champion of WWE RAW! If anyone of you lot wants to step up and face me... You are at ease to see my talent!

[Sancty]

Show was great, despite absence of Kane.... but who am i kidding, not like i promoed or anything, i will get right on that soon :D


Wonder if there's a link there :chin:

[tlk23]

Hope this is what you were looking for when you said you wanted records:

RAW Records

Charlie Hass 1-0
Eugene 1-0
Rene Dupree 1-0
Shelton Benjamin 1-0
Sylvian Grenier 1-0
William Regal 1-0
Booker T 0-0-1
British Bulldog 0-0-1
Chris Masters 0-0-1
Christian 0-1
Edge 0-1
Hulk Hogan 0-0-1
John Cena 0-1
Randy Orton 0-1
Shawn Michaels 0-1
HHH 0-1

[Sancty]

Sure...that'll do very nicely!... although I think I'd just give the 4 members of the double-tag-countount no record... if there was no winner, there can be no loser...

[PMBR]

Wouldn't that fall into the category of a draw?

[Slim Shady]

Yeah, I'd say put it as 0-0-1.

[Sancty]

Fair enough

[Sancty]

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FRIDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN PREVIEW

After a 7 year absence, the Hitman, Bret Hart returns to WWE Network Television... on Piper's Pit no less... what will happen between the former WM8 Competitors

Booker T went to RAW on Monday Night... who's coming to Friday Nights?

Mr. McMahon has promised to shed some light on the World Heavyweight Title picture, as well as The Tag Titles.

Plus.. the unveiling of Smackdown's General Manager...

On Top Of All That.... AUSTIN VS THE ROCK

Don't miss it, This Friday on UPN/THE SCORE

[FaSho34]

Austin, you had better be ready for a fight. I am ready to Just Bring it. When this is all said and done, you won't be having your idiotic little beer bashes!

The Great One, will hold his hand in glory after beating the beer drinkin', swearing, stupid little SOB. The Rock, will Finally be back, with his World title, and I will beat whoever is in my way.

IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

What the Rock, is cookin!

[SheltonLondon]

JBL is willing to initiate Smackdown's new draft pick to the brand. Be that an ass-kicking or an ass-licking, depends on who it is.

[ysanthl]

JBL you will not have time to initiate this new draft pick. Why don't you be a man and accept my challenge? Unless of course you fear being forced to tap out at the hands of Chris Benoit.

[Sancty]

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WELCOME TO FRIDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN
(live from Miami, Florida)




M.C. Hello everyone, and welcome to a huge night for the Smackdown Brand
TAZZ: I’m pumped Cole…this is amazing… what a time for Friday Nights
M.C.: What the hell are you doing here…
TAZZ: I got tired of hearing “OH MY GOD”
M.C.: ECW cheques still bouncing?
TAZZ: I don’t wanna talk about it…
M.C.: Well let’s switch to someone who does want to talk… Mr. McMahon is in the center of the ring ready to address everyone….


Mr. McMahon: This past Monday Night, RAW began the renaissance of the brand. Tonight, the same happens to Smackdown…a return to interesting television, no more roided up marines who don’t speak, no more leprechauns, hell, I don’t even want to remember the whole MVP angle, it’s time for a fresh start… the genesis being commenced with a return by the mad scientist himself… PAUL HEYMAN


HEYMAN appears on the ramp and begins to talk


Mr. McMahon… tonight marks the return of Paul Heyman’s Smackdown… and Paul Heyman’s Smackdown isn’t about someone being handed anything… no… Paul Heyman’s Smackdown is about earning your spot, sometimes, just by merely stepping up.

For instance, tonight marks the start of two journeys…

For the start… we have tag-titles that need to be won @ NO WAY OUT… at the start of February… but I just got here… I need to know who is even interested…

Next… the issue of the World Heavyweight Championship… 16men have been reselected to qualify for a chance to fight for the WHC at No Way Out in a huge main event.. The particulars of you do not need to know as of yet.

Among the 16 superstars in this tournament are Stone Cold Steve Austin and The Rock, who will start their journey in a match against each other tonight…

Also in the tourney will be the Superstar I got back from RAW in exchange for King Booker…

But enough talking… let’s move on to the first match of the night….




ANDRE THE GIANT


vs.


KURT ANGLE w/ STACY KEIBLER
(THIS IS NOT A WHC TOURNAMENT MATCH)

Angle tries a german on Andre… it fails

The action spills to the outside… there’s the BIG SHOW… he’s working over Angle on the outside, while Andre rolls, back inside… he’s won this by countout!



THE WINNER: By Countout: ANDRE THE GIANT (2:11)

Post match: The Big Show continues to work over Angle outside the ring, while Andre celebrates

TAKER comes out of nowhere, and jumps ANDRE… what the hell?



Andre escapes from the ring… he and BIG SHOW walk up the ramp, someone hands Show a mic:

SHOW: In case we haven‘t made this clear yet… we‘re up for those tag belts Heyman was talking about…. The TITANS will once again rule the earth

TAKER: (in ring with Angle): In case I didn‘t just make this clear, we will be following you on that journey… Kurt will make you hurt… and I… I will make you rest…in…peace…

SHOW and ANDRE look nervous… but so does ANGLE… I don‘t think he saw that one coming….







WHC QUALIFICATION MATCH
CHRIS BENOIT


vs.


MUHAMMAD HUSSAN w/ Davairi





THE WINNER: HASSAN hit’s the flatliner and pins BENOIT cleanly (6:19)
(Hassan advances)









MC: Wow Tazz, I can’t believe what I’ve seen so far…. Can you?
TAZZ: No I can’t Cole, Andre turns his huge back on the fans already… Taker takes Angle on as his partner… well.. I should say kidnapped Angle as his partner… we don’t know if Angle’s on board yet… plus we now have THE BIG SHOW on SD!… and now Hassan moves on one step closer to the gold.
MC: And it doesn’t stop there… it’s time for Piper’s Pit



PIPER’S PIT


Piper: Allright, let’s not waste any time… it’s the moment for the man himself to come down into a WWE ring for the first time on free television for the first time in about 8 years… ladies and gentlemen… my friend… Bret “HITMAN” Hart

Bret comes down to the ring… signs everywhere read “THANK YOU BRET” and “WELCOME BACK HITMAN” as well as a “NOW THE WWE GETS SCREWED… START WITH STACY” sign is shown.

HITMAN: Thanks everybody… I think I proved on Sunday Night, that Bret Hart is back, I lasted longer than anyone else in the Rumble, 11:00 in total. So as much as it’s been said, let’s say it again… I am the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be…..

IF YOU SMELL……………… WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING

THE ROCK makes his way to the ring

Now here’s the problem Jabroni… things have changed… there’s a litany of guys who have stepped up after you and Vince had your public Spat, there’s HHH, there’s Cena, there’s Orton, Batista… but most of all…. THE ROCK, THE BRAHMA BULL, THE PEOPLE’S CHAMPION, the best damn champ THERE EVER WAS. So Hitman, know your roll and shut your mouth… boys in the truck… show this jabroni something else from the rumble….





ROCK targets the HITMAN… he has down… what’s this… he’s rolling over the HITMAN…grabbing his legs… no… this is wrong… that’s the Sharpshooter… THE HITMAN is agonizing at the hands of his own move… this makes me sick… why even do that… he can’t submit…


The crowd is raining down a ROCKY SUCKS chant


Fair enough, but just for the record you were the guy who played the gay cowboy in BE COOL right?… seems like the part came naturally, maybe a little too naturally….


The crowd has started a BROKEBACK ROCKY chant

Ok fine… let’s look at some Rumble footage…. Roll the tape…






The clock just hit 9:20... What’s this… THE HITMAN and JBL are grabbing the ROCK they’ve got him over the rope… they look at each other, join arms… double clothesline… THE ROCK is out…


So with that in place, don’t let the ring ropes hit you in the ass on the way out… unless you want to prove something here tonight…


You know something Bret.. I would… unfortunately I have this WHC qualification match with STONE COLD STEVEO AUSTINO… so I can’t.. otherwise I would

….. actually we can do something about that Mr. Johnson


Paul Heyman has appeared on the Titantron


You see… I can change that match… let’s make it a tag-team affair… for instance… I can pair Austin with Bret to take on you…. And….. JBL


JBL’s music hits, and he hit’s the ring


JBL: So how’s that… 4 former WWE champions in a match… this is my chance to cement the fact that I am a true WRESTLING……….. GOD, but why do I want any part of this match anyway… it‘s not like I have any footage… wait…. Hang on…. Roll it…..






It’s AUSTIN

AUSTIN heads down to the ring…

JBL is making a bee-line for him, it’s gotta be about the SNME about a year back… that’s gotta be what’s fueling him…


Wait… Bret Hart’s intercepted him….and out goes JBL…. This is crazy…. What an opportunistic move by the HITMAN in his return.. He hasn’t missed a step…



JBL: I guess I’m in…


THE ROCK and JBL jump BRET HART…. JBL throws him against the ropes and nails him with a Clothesline from hell…. Bret is down on the ground… Rock removes his elbow pad…


*Glass Breaks*

The fans pop

Rock throws his elbow pad into the audience

*what happened to Piper anyway… let’s say… JBL punched him*

Austin hit’s the ring and throws out JBL… as per usual… despite the fact that his music is playing Austin’s presence is completely oblivious to The Rock… he hit’s the rope… heads towards Bret, only to be met by a pair of middle fingers from the bionic rattlesnake… Rock tries to explain…


*kick to the gut*


*STUNNER*


Austin: Listen here you jackasses… I watched RAW this week… we’re not going down that road… I want a tornado tag match….tonight… and that’s the bottom line, because Stone Cold Said So













Hang out on Rajah, it’s better than having real friends!













WHC QUALIFICATION MATCH
RVD


vs.


Orlando Jordan


THE WINNER: ORLANDO JORDAN hits the flatliner and pins RVD cleanly (5:42)
(Jordan advances after dominating the entire match…)










WHC QUALIFICATION MATCH
Eddie Guerrero


vs.


Chavo Guerrero

Eddie.. Nails the ref….the ref stays up… no DQ

Eddie is exhausted (9:00)

Chavo keeps going for weapons but Eddie takes them out of his hands…



THE WINNER: Chavo taps out to the Lasso from El Paso, EDDIE WINS (11:32)
(Eddie advances)

After the match Eddie and Chavo embrace…







THIS IS THE MAIN EVENT






TORNADO TAG-TEAM MATCH
STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN & BRET “HITMAN” HART


vs.


THE ROCK & J.B.L.




AUSTIN kicks out of the Clothesline from hell (4:17)

It’s mainly BRET/ROCK and JBL/AUSTIN so far

It’s outside of the ring… but again… the Rock locks on the sharpshooter on Bret.. There’s no submissions outside of the ring….

STONE COLD is exhausted (7:00)

HITMAN nails ROCK with a stump piledriver (9:14)

THE WINNERS: BRET HART & STEVE AUSTIN via pinfall (Bret pins The Rock ~ 9:23)


Bret joins Austin in a beer celebration as SMACKDOWN goes off the air….

[Sancty]

Ok so here's where things stand after our first week



RAW FEUDS

Hogan/Masters
That's it...no feuds developing through promos or gameplay yet


RAW TIDBITS

KING BOOKER moves to RAW and apparantly has an alliance with Chris Masters
BIG SHOW is gone to SD
Lots of focus on the Tag Title Tourney and upcoming IC title scene
No PPV til WM



SD FEUDS

Bret Hart/The Rock
Austin/JBL



SD NEWS

Big Show comes to SD and turns heel
Booker T leaves SD for RAW
Angle's gone face
Keibler's gone face
Andre's gone heel
BIG SHOW and ANDRE have formed THE TITANS
KURT ANGLE and UNDERTAKER are in a tag-team it appears...but we don't really know what
Orlando Jordan, Muhammad Hussan, and Eddie Guerrero are all on to the next step of the WHC scene.
PPV in 3 weeks (NO WAY OUT)

[Mikey_Jones]

So Taker, first things first. Thanks for hepling me out. I was getting my ass whopped by the guys that keep McDonalds in business and you save me. Thanks for that. I owe you one.

And if you want me to team with you it'd be an honour. You're the Dead Man and I'm Kurt Angle. Together, we can rule SmackDown and beat the idiots who together weigh more than 2 baby rhyno's. So let's grab them by the horn's and take them down.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Sancty]

So here's how Titles will work

Titles must be defended a minimum of once a month...

If there's a PPV... assume it's gonna be then

If there is no PPV for your brand... then a storyline will devlelop to arrange for a challenger...

If someone loses their title there is a rematch clause... it's a 1 shot thing, victory by DQ gets you another rematch, loss by countout does not...

[tlk23]

SmackDown Records:

Andre The Giant: 1-0
Bret Hart: 1-0
Eddie Guerrero: 1-0
Muhammad Hassan: 1-0
Orlando Jordan: 1-0
Steve Austin: 1-0
Bradshaw: 0-1
Chavo Guerrero: 0-1
Chris Benoit: 0-1
Kurt Angle: 0-1
Rob Van Dam: 0-1
The Rock: 0-1

[JRSlim21]

Did you watch my match on Smackdown? I, Shelton Benjamin, singlehandedly, destroyed the Game, Triple H. I'm a man of few words, and all that needs to be said is that Shelton Benjamin will be in the limelight from now on, whether it be via me & Haas, quite simply the World's Greatest Tag Team, or via the IC or World Heavuweight Championship. Ain't no stopping the WWE's best damn athlete.

[Sancty]

This is good old JR... no.. you're just reading things.. Shelton Benjamin is on crack... he's on Raw not Smackdown

[JRSlim21]

Whoops...my mistake.

[wolferine]

Bret Hart pinned the Rock clean, now you see he is the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be...

Great show Santy :yes:

[Aeida]

Yeah BABEH! You all just saw what Y2J told you... And that is that im the NEXT Intercontinental Champion of WWE RAW! If anyone of you lot wants to step up and face me... You are at ease to see my talent!


A little early to start laying claims to the Intercontinental title Jericho... And why.... Because you havent had to step into the ring yet. Well i was left off the card last show, so in making my debut i will challange you... step up and take the Intercontinental for myself

[RichyD]

Hey guys I'm not sure if it's to late, but I'd be happy to take anyone, if so that's be great. Thanks.

[Sancty]

Pcik anyone who's still available, check the first post for who's left

[Kold_Of_Caelin]

A little early to start laying claims to the Intercontinental title Jericho... And why.... Because you havent had to step into the ring yet. Well i was left off the card last show, so in making my debut i will challange you... step up and take the Intercontinental for myself

Oh look, it´s the big red christmas tree! It´s a bit too soon for Christmas don´t you think Kane? Maybe you want to get your ugly monster ass kicked? That´s the only reason i can think of you challenging me isn´t it? Well, since you must face me, i think that will be an easy way to earn the title that means the most to me, the INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE! And you are definitely losing this one, because 3 words are enough to describe your opponent... JERICHO IS RAW!

[PMBR]

I'm confused as to how my feud with The Rock turned into a feud with JBL without me getting a match with Rocky.

[FaSho34]

Same here PMBR. I was looking forward to a SCSA/Rock feud

[Sancty]

Things changed... The Rock/Bret Hart feud presented itself during the Royal Rumble, out of all the people I expected to accept Austin's challenge, The Rock was the last... as there was already some golden stuff with Rock/Bret, which is why I added those lines specifically in the Rumble Write-Up.

Rock/Bret is leading somewhere... I do promise that... I didn't think Austin/JBL would be that bad of a feud... if there's a problem... you can get out of it... but I need Hart/Rock for now.

...and technically Austin/Rock was never a feud, it was just an open challenge for a match, which was accepted, and then altered on the show... if you buy into Kayfabe, that stuff happens all the time on Raw/SD... roll with it!

[FaSho34]

OK then

[PMBR]

No problem. I just needed it to be explained to me. I'm good now.

[Sancty]

...wow...that went well... :shifty:

[Sancty]

is anyone interested in issuing an open challenge on raw tonight... if so, please PM me (I'd prefer it if it was a heel)... and I'd prefer it if it wasn't Kane or Jericho

BOOKER absolutely cannot issue the challenge

[SteveM]

I will prove my dominance of the Raw Brand by issuing an open challenge. Last week I had a partner walk out on me, I will know rely on me, the Legend Killer, to do what needs to be done. If you dont like it, stay the hell out of my way.

[Sancty]

is anyone interested in issuing an open challenge on raw tonight... if so, please PM me (I'd prefer it if it was a heel)... and I'd prefer it if it wasn't Kane or Jericho

BOOKER absolutely cannot issue the challenge



C'mon guy!

Randy Orton has issued an open challenge I suppose, will anyone answer it... find out tonight on RAW

[Sancty]

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WELCOME TO MONDAY NIGHT RAW
(LIVE FROM EDMONTON, ALBERTA, CANADA)





I’m Back…
And I’m better than ever….




Well everyone, I have unfortunate news to share… D-X will not be here tonight…..


boooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Booooooooooooooooooooo

Booooooooooooooooo



I know, I know… I’m saddened by it to… but when we give them a whole week to throw out a 1-paragraph promo… and they can’t even do that… what am I supposed to do… and it’s not just them… Cena, Edge, Christian.. They all went AWOL this week




PROMO YOU BITCH, PROMO YOU BITCH





There’s more though.. There’s the conclusion of last week’s show… not all 3 teams left in the tourney (WGTT, Regal/Eugene, La Resistance) are lobbying for one last 3-way match… but perhaps it’s just me, but I liked seeing Hogan and Masters in that ring together… are you with me?


The crowd roars it’s approval


But this time, I’m actually going to steal a page from Smackdown’s book, and put the 4 of them in a Tornado Tag match.


But what of the rest of the tournament…????…. Well… there was a lot of controversy… shenanigans, this week, no more of that…

After Hogan/Bulldog vs. Masters/King Booker II has happened, the tournament will continue tonight with matches taking place in a Steel Cage, where the only way to win is to escape the cage.

That should end all of that… I think…

Oh.. And includes the winner of Hogan/Bulldog & Booker/Masters… they’ll wrestle twice tonight….

And that’s how Easy E’s Administration’s gonna handle things this time around…



J.R.: This is crazy… the tag tournament is in full gear
KING: I can’t believe guys like Edge, HHH, HBK can’t be bothered to submit a 30 second promo… at some point Hogan’s gonna have to defend that strap… why not be at the front of the queue…





WORLD TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT ROUND 1
HULK HOGAN & THE BRITISH BULLDOG

vs.


CHRIS MASTERS & KING BOOKER
(TORNADO TAG RULES)


King Booker lands the Scissors Kick on Hogan but doesn’t go for the pin

Bulldog hits his running power slam on Masters for a 2 count

Masters is exhausted (5:00)



THE WINNERS: By Disqualification: HULK HOGAN & THE BRITISH BULLDOG (9:23)
(Chirs Masters grabs a chair on the outside and nails Hogan in the melon ending the match)

J.R.: Why?… Why would he just do that

Masters and Booker T each have chairs and are levelling The Bulldog and Hogan

KING: Simple J.R. this was never about the tag belts… Masters is sending a message…

J.R.: DAMMIT, DAMMIT, DAMMIT… why?… Just earn your spot Masters
KING: That’s the thing J.R. he thinks he is…
J.R.: Let’s go to a commercial.. I’m going to be sick






LIKE THIS PROMOING STUFF???

TRY RVW, IT’S LIKE THIS.. BUT WITHOUT TRIPLE-H PLAYING BACKSTAGE POLITICS



J.R: Allright we’re back now….this next match should be a doozy being up here in Canada, you know the fans are going to get behind Jericho….
KING: Well these two have been jawing about the InterContinental belt for a week now.. Maybe this’ll have some bearing on Eric Bischoff’s decision…





CHRIS JERICHO

vs.


KANE (re-masked)



KING: What’s with the mask J.R.?
JR: I talked to Kane earlier. It’s not some weird thing where he thinks he’s burned again… he just told me that he realized he’s not that good looking of a guy….
KING: Makes sense.

KANE choke slams Y2J and just stares at him…(1:20)

A large “Jericho Sucks” chant breaks out… strange for Canada…

KANE choke slams Y2J again…. Out at 2 (5:00)

KANE goes for a 3rd, but a kick to the gut saves Jericho (6:01)

Kane is exhausted (6:15)

KANE grabs Jericho up for a 3rd hellacious Choke Slam… pins him…



THE WINNER: KANE via PINFALL (7:18)
(3 Chokeslams… Nuff Said)


As Kane walks to the back, Jericho grabs a mic as he lays in the ring….


“No that doesn’t prove anything you son-of-a-bitch….. NO!… I want more… whaddya got….next week… again…. Next week…. In a ladder match”


KANE just nods his head and continues to the back…..









“THE NATURE BOY“ RIC FLAIR

vs.


ROB CONWAY


A somewhat loud “CONWAY SUCKS” chant is started

Grenier runs down ringside

FLAIR locks on the figure-4... Conway escapes (1:45)

FLAIR stalks outside to take on Grenier… gets distracted… and the 10-count is official

THE WINNER: CONWAY vis COUNTOUT (2:13)



FLAIR gets the upper hand on Grenier and sends him scurrying away with Conway in tow… (probably has something to do with the steel chair in Flair’s hands


FLAIR: I AM GETTING….SICK…..AND TIRED…. OF Hearing Jerky-Boy and Kane fight over the Intercontinental title like it’s their birthright… if anyone deserves a shot at that belt… it’s the Naitch… The limosine Ridin’ Jet Flyin’ Son of a Gun… Space Mountain… all night long… not fair to flair… whoo…..

Flair then passes out from overexcitement…. And is carted out so we can continue with the next match…





WORLD TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT ROUND 2
“WORLD‘S GREATEST TAG TEAM“

vs.


EUGENE & WILLIAM REGAL
(in a steel cage - must escape to win)


SHELTON BENJAMIN escapes ( 9:11)

Eugene escapes (9:43)


THE WINNERS: WGTT by CAGE ESCAPE (12:22)
(Haas puts Regal in the Haas Of Pain, who passes out, Haas then escapes)







RANDY ORTON

vs.


???????



Randy Orton makes his way rinside, in ring gear and starts


“Now look, Masters, you can go and have your little fun messing with Hogan, I get it, I’ve been there… but I have a destiny to fulfill, a destiny to defeat Hulk Hogan, and add the final name to my table of legends I have killed, and after that is done, I shall be WWE Champion… and if anyone on the RAW Roster wants to tell me differently, come out here and tell me to my face….


*silence*



Just what I thought…. There’s no-one in the back with the balls to come deal with the Legend Killer


[I]Eric (on the titantron): That’s not quite true, you asked about the RAW roster.. I’ve got somebody here about ready to put pen to paper… but hang on… what’s that… you signed it… well then.. Head out there you’ve got a match


*drums start*


J.R.: I know that music
KING: I don’t believe it….



b] RANDY ORTON

vs.


JEFF HARDY [/b]



Hardy hits a swanton on Orton who’s laying on the floor outside of the ring!!!!!!!!!

Orton hit’s a low blow and the RKO… for a 2!

Orton hit’s a 2nd RKO! No pin though… Orton’s exhausted


THE WINNER: JEFF HARDY via PINFALL (2:13)
(Hardy picks up the win after the Twist Of Fate)



Jeff: I don’t care what happened before I got here…. I want a shot at that IC Title…..



[I]Eric (on the titantron): …and you‘ll get it Jeff. You see, I don‘t mind the little match that Jericho and Kane made earlier…but it needs more… so next week on RAW it‘ll be Y2J, KANE, RIC FLAIR and JEFF HARDY in a ladder match for the intercontinental title


J.R.: THAT’s Huge… and it’s next week!
KING: But we still have one more big match tonight….






WORLD TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT ROUND 2
“THE IMMORTAL” HULK HOGAN & THE BRITISH BULLDOG

vs.


LA RESISTANCE (Grenier & Dupree) w/ ROB CONWAY
(in a steel cage - must escape to win)



JR: Remember folks… Hogan/Bulldog have already wrestled tonight
KING: …and Hogan took a nasty chairshot in that match…


Bulldog escapes (4:45)

Grenier escapes (5:41)


THE WINNERS: LA RESISTANCE via CAGE ESCAPE (6:53)
(Dupree does the French Tickler over Hogan followed by a forearm smash to the head and then escapes)


J.R: That usually wouldn’t knock Hogan out… it’s that damned chairshot from Masters earlier
KING: Speak of the devil

Chris Masters has appeared at the top of the ramp applauding La Res on their victory… a dazed looking Hogan looks at him and mouths the words “it’s coming” as Raw fades out for the week.”

[FaSho34]

Good show once again

[garyd]

gr8 show bro im lookin forward to the Hogan/ Master match.

[Aeida]

Ladder match Kane vs Jericho huh, can't wait

Great show Sancty, i will promo later

[tlk23]

RAW Records

Charlie Hass 2-0
Rene Dupree 2-0
Shelton Benjamin 2-0
Sylvian Grenier 2-0
Jeff Hardy 1-0
Kane 1-0
Rob Conway 1-0
Eugene 1-1
William Regal 1-1
British Bulldog 1-1-1
Hulk Hogan 1-1-1
Chris Jericho 0-1
Christian 0-1
Edge 0-1
John Cena 0-1
Ric Flair 0-1
Shawn Michaels 0-1
HHH 0-1
Booker T 0-1-1
Chris Masters 0-1-1
Randy Orton 0-2

[Sancty]

Ladder match Kane vs Jericho huh, can't wait

Great show Sancty, i will promo later



Gotta read the whole show man... it's Jericho/Kane/Jeff Hardy/Ric Flair for the IC strap in the ladder match

[tlk23]

Seeing as how D-X didn't get a real fair shake at these Tag Titles, me and HHH would like to issue an open challange to the winner of this tournament. Now if you're not down with that we got two words for ya, Suck It!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sancty]

Now that's a good promo.. if you can get HHH in on it.. we'll see

[Sancty]

Just to let everyone know.. the matches are going down exactly as I type them out... the bits after the finish... I exaggerate those for storyline purposes... but the results are real... and panning out WAY too good to almost be true

[garyd]

Hogan you have your hands full with Masters. So I hope that he saves a little bit of you for me because i want what you have, and that is your WWE title.

[Aeida]

Gotta read the whole show man... it's Jericho/Kane/Jeff Hardy/Ric Flair for the IC strap in the ladder match


I did read it..... i just missed that one bit lol

[ysanthl]

Fade in to Chris Benoit rubbing his hands.
"Am i pissed i got knocked out of the title tournament? You're damn right i am. That was my shot to try to be the best. But that is going to have to wait for now. I got a phone call from an old friend this week. Asked for some help with a stiuation they had. Well thats fine. I'll be there. Somebodys getting hurt on Smackdown."

[PMBR]

Michael Cole: Ladies and gentlemen, tomorrow night on Smackdown, we have one hell of a main event for you: The former WWE Champion JBL will be taking on The Texas Rattlesnake Stone Cold Steve Austin in one on one action. And speaking of these two, you may remember their history at...

*Glass Shatters*
Stone Cold Steve Austin's music hits*

...



...



...



Michael Cole: Where is Stone Cold?


...


...

[Kold_Of_Caelin]

Oh my freeking GOD! Now i´m paired with besides a fat bald monster who is too afraid to show his face on national television and instead uses a mask... An old man that never knew how to wrestle and now looks like the oldest clown in the circus... and even a drug addict that died 3 years ago and eats glowpaint!
At least it´s a ladder match, i had some of the best ever so it´s not going to be hard to grab the strap that is mine by default!
Because at RAW, it WILL be time to BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!

[OceansMafia]

:dx:

Shawn Micheals is right, The tag gold belongs to the only 2 people here that mean a damn to this buisness. We've been sitting in the back thinking about our "Draw". Those titles belong to us, we were screwed out of the tourney and WE WONT BE SCREWED AGAIN! *chuckles* NOW IF YOUR NOT DOWN WITH THAT WE GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA

*Crowd screams Suck It*

:dx:

[RichyD]

*Rob Conway walks down the ramp*
Rob Conway, remember that name because I am the future. I mean, just look at me. I took down Ric Flair, a 16 time champion. So anyone who wants me, come and get it. Because I do things the Conway

[Sancty]

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WELCOME TO FRIDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN
(live from Denver, Colorado)




PAUL HEYMAN is already in the middle of the ring… the crowd is chanting a frenzied… “ECW, ECW, ECW”


Heyman: Yah whatever…. Face it, I sold out, Benoit sold out, RVD sold out… we all work for Vince.. And so would you… so if you’d excuse me… get out of 1999 and embrace.. The now…. And the now is Paul Heyman’s Smackdown


You see…. Unlike my counterpart at RAW who is happy to let a couple of “former” roid-freaks fight after their top title…. PAUL HEYMAN’S Smackdown is in the midst of a HUGE tournament that will crown it’s champion in an indescribable Main Event come NO MERCY… which, for those counting, is 2 mere weeks away…

So tonight, we will have 5 more championship matches… but there’s been a lot of Shenanigans… so this week, I remove the penalty, but not the controversy… cuz let’s face it… run-in’s… they’re exciting… they make me stand up… they stop me from changing the station.. Because I don’t want to miss a thing…. That’s right Aerosmith and Paul Heyman… so for the rest of the first round… there are NO countouts…


TAZZ: No countouts… well that’s an improvement… I guess..
COLE: Are you kidding Tazz, he pretty much invited everyone to cause havoc in the ring…it tarnishes the moment.. No-one remembers run-ins
TAZZ: Bash At The Beach with Hogan
COLE: Shut up.. Our first match is up….



WHC QUALIFICATION MATCH
REY MYSTERIO

vs.


BATISTA


TAZZ: Well, here you go Cole, it’s not like anyone’s gonna run in here…
COLE: Of course not Tazz, these two fight with honour….
TAZZ: Allright, Mr. Miyagi…

Batista is exhausted (2:00)

BATISTA-BOMB… PIN…. Mysterio gets his foot on the rope….

SLEEPER HOLD by BATISTA… down once, down twice,…. He’s up on the third.. Mysterio Hulks Up..

619!!!!!!!!

Kickout on 2!

Mysterio goes for the slam… and fails.. He can’t pick the big man up…





THE WINNER: By Submission: BATISTA (9:12)
(Batista locked on the single leg crab and caused Rey to tap out…. FANTASTIC MATCH! BATISTA ADVANCES!!!)





The Rock is seen backstage… Joey Styles runs up for an exclusive… Rock takes the mic, and pushes Styles out of the shot… and starts


Finally....

The Rock has come back to....

Wait, where the hell am I...?

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE I AM! All that matters is this.

Bret Hart, you and I haven't been able to see eye to eye lately, and I understand in the Rumble how you take me out after both of us helped take others out. You were afraid of being bested by the People's Champ, and I understand that, many people are bested by the Rock… and if you were bested by the GREAT ONE.. Then you couldn’t say
*in best Bret Hart Voice* I am the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be. I am also the excellence of execution..”

BLAH BLAH BLAH... I wasn't the one who bitched and moaned about losing a little title match in their hometown.*back to Rock voice* I mean.... the Rock knows why you say that, but how can you when you are in the ring with the Great One? I mean I have done it all. But you just pack your bags, and whine and moan....

Yet you call yourself the best...

That is the most sorry excuse I have ever seen, and you will soon enough find out why people call me the Great One, when I Rock Bottom your ass, and you are layed out by myself. You lay there, and I give you the People's Elbow, and get the pin....

Now who's the best?

We will see soon Bret "the Hurtman" Hart....

If you SMELLLLLLAALALALA.....

What.....

Wait, I don't care about any of you!

But please go see Gridiron Gang…








WHC QUALIFICATION MATCH
THE BIG SHOW

vs.


KURT ANGLE



Undertaker hit’s the ring but never actually lays a hand on The Big Show 1:24

Andre hit’s the ring but is met by 2 stiff rights by Angle which chase him out 2:05

Big Show is spent 6:30

Angle is spent…

ANGLE SLAM

THE WINNER: By Pinfall KURT ANGLE (after Angle Slam (9:44))
Kurt is exhausted after the match, and cannot fully stand to have his hand raised… Show comes to and rolls out of the ring… the Titans look beaten but not defeated… ANGLE ADVANCES




WHC QUALIFICATION MATCH
STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN

vs.


J.B.L.


CLOTHESLINE from HELL…. 1 count… Stone Cold no-sold it!!! (4:30)

CLOTHESLINE from HELL…. 2 count… Getting Closer (7:00)

HUGE POWERBOMB by JBL… but no pin.. Stone Cold reversed it (9:11)

SLEEPER HOLD ON JBL!!!…. Down once, but not twice…he’s up (10:27)

Another HUGE POWERBOMB by JBL…. But JBL collapses afterwards… the 10 count starts…..

BOTH MEN up at 6!

Big Boot… Stone Cold is busted open… JBL works on opening the wound with fists to the skull…

Single leg Boston Crab… he’s submitting



THE WINNER: By Submission: JBL (13:14)
(JBL locks on the submission hold… Austin taps… explain that?… JBL advances)



Bret Hart is backstage being interviewed by Joey Styles



You see Joey Styles, what The Rock needs to learn is the reason why The Hitman is the best is because he can adapt… unlike the Rock. Well tonight Rock… you wanna make me tap to the sharpshooter… well tonight is your opportunity… I say bring it… no countouts this week, so it’s either pinfall, submission or DQ, and I’m not taking the coward’s way out… so why don’t you just bring it… cuz
I’m bringing something of my own along to the ring… my own renaissance… deal with that!





WHC QUALIFICATION MATCH
THE UNDERTAKER

vs.


ANDRE THE GIANT.


TAZZ: So….. Which one do I call “the deadman”
COLE: That’s low partner… even for you….


Angle hit’s the ring (1:27) and lays some good shots on Andre

The Big Show hit’s the ring and does nothing as Taker has Andre in a sleeper hold….

Andre Hulks up!

GIANT ELBOW DROP (guess that’s his finisher?) Taker with the leg on the ropes….

TOMBSTONE….. Andre with a foot on the ropes (8:00)

Taker drags him back to the center of the ring… Pin… 2 count

All 4 men are brawling on the outside…..

BIG CHOKESLAM by TAKER


THE WINNER: By Pinfall THE UNDERTAKER
THE UNDERTAKER ADVANCES







WHC QUALIFICATION MATCH
BRET “HITMAN” HART

vs.


THE ROCK



The fans are solidly behind THE ROCK… Face/Heel.. Doesn’t matter here.. This is a dream matchup…

ROCK locks on the Sharpshooter, less than a minute in… HITMAN hit’s the ropes … ROCK won’t let go

Rock appears to have the upper hand early…

BENOIT is coming down… what’s he doing???… BENOIT strikes THE ROCK!!!!!

Benoit is holding THE ROCK for BRET, the hitman lays into him….


HITMAN with the SHARPSHOOTER (4:33)... This is the first time the Rock has had this on himROCKY doesn’t quit
THE ROCK with the CROSSFACE… what is this?… Hitman holds on (6:20)

ROCKY’s exhausted (7:00)

Rock strays to the outside and is quickly attacked by BENOIT

HITMAN with the SHARPSHOOTER AGAIN… ROCK makes it to the ropes (7:44)

HITMAN with the sleeper hold on THE ROCK… he’s out!!!! (8:04)

WINNER BY SUBMISSION: BRET HART
BRET HART moves on

With the Rock unconscious… BRET calls in BENOIT… he’s got a chair… and is attacking the ROCK… screw the face/heel dynamics now.. This is just turned into a next-level dream feud… BRET grabs a mic.. And screams to the unconscious ROCK




BRET: Now listen here ROCKY… what you would see before you, had you been conscious are the two greatest technical wrestlers ever. The Hitman Bret Hart, and The Canadian Crippler Chris Benoit.. This man was a horseman… but more than that now.. He’s a member of the HART FOUNDATION


TAZZ: THE HART FOUNDATION…. I can’t believe it…
COLE: What does this mean for Smackdown… for the tag title situation…for the WHC? what’s to be done?...and what's with ROCK's obsession with the Sharpshooter?
TAZZ: I don’t know… tune in next week I guess…
COLE: That’s all the time we have folks… see you next week

[wolferine]

Fantastic show Sancty :yes:

[garyd]

oh man what a show this just keeps getting better

[ysanthl]

You all seen the power of the Hart Foundation last night. The two greatest technical wrestlers today. No one will stop us. World title, tag titles, any title. They will be ours if we want them. And no one will stop us. We will only continue to get stronger. The Hart Foundation will run Smackdowns title scene.

[JRSlim21]

(out of character)

One of these days we should have a cross-promotional show. The WGTT vs. the Hart Foundation sounds like one of those matches where with everyone in their prime would be fantastic to watch

[tlk23]

SmackDown Records:

Bret Hart: 2-0
Batista: 1-0
Eddie Guerrero: 1-0
Muhammad Hassan: 1-0
Orlando Jordan: 1-0
The Undertaker: 1-0
Andre The Giant: 1-1
Bradshaw: 1-1
Kurt Angle: 1-1
Steve Austin: 1-1
Chavo Guerrero: 0-1
Chris Benoit: 0-1
Rey Mysterio: 0-1
Rob Van Dam: 0-1
The Big Show: 0-1
The Rock: 0-2

[JRSlim21]

Very soon... history will be made... the World's Greatest Tag Team will once again rise to the top and become the 1st ever team to win the titles on Smackdown as well as RAW. That is all that needs to be said because Haas and I are gonna be reigning over RAW and will soon become the premiere players in the WWE. Ain't no stopping us from achieving what is rightfully ours.

[Taker_3:16]

Is it possible for a new person to join? If so, I'll take Eddie.

[Sancty]

Is it possible for a new person to join? If so, I'll take Eddie.

You're in

[Sancty]

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MONDAY NIGHT RAW PREVIEW

TWO TITLES DECIDED TONIGHT

In the first match of the night, La Resistance will take on WGTT... DX have already issued an open challenge to the winners... but the more important questions, are who will win, and what type of match are we in for...

In the main-event we know what we're getting... a motherf@*kin' ladder match... for the IC Title... will it be Y2J, The Big Red Monster, The Nature Boy, or Mr. TLC himself Jeff Hardy?

Also, Hulk Hogan has a score to settle with Chris Masters after his chairshot which indirectly ended Hogan's chances at holding double gold.

And what of the Mr. Open Challenge.. RANDY ORTON... what will he say this week after his act of bravado ended up with him staring at the lights.

ALSO we're promised to see EDGE, CENA, Carlito, Eugene, KING BOOKER and the surprising ROB CONWAY

[RichyD]

Rob Conway, that's what I like to hear. Im really enjoying this, I was actually thinking today who conway would face. Are you gonna continue this when 07 comes out?

[Sancty]

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WELCOME TO MONDAY NIGHT RAW
(LIVE FROM BALTIMORE MARYLAND)







Are you ready?

You think you can tell us what to do

You think you can tell us what to wear

You think that you're better

Well you'd better get ready

Bow to the masters

Break it down!



HBK: You see.. Here’s the deal… somehow there’s a World Tag Title Match tonight… and D-X isn’t in it…
HHH: …and it’s not like the two teams in the final here.. Really earned their way in…
HBK: You see we have the frenchies, La Resistance, who got here by double-teaming Randy Orton outside the ring…
HHH: Hey Shawn, do you think this is the first time Randy Orton’s been double-teamed by 2 guys….
HBK: Isn’t this where you’re supposed to point to Mr. Fuji when implying something dirty…?
HHH: He’s not around this week…
HBK: Let’s move on then… after that.. They take advantage of a Chris Masters attack on Hulk Hogan earlier in the show to defeat Hogan/Bulldog in the cage last night.
HHH: But let’s not forget about The World’s Greatest Tag Team… first after punking me out, they then beat Regal and his Special little buddy…
HBK: Remember when Eugene was a big enough draw he got to wrestle you at Summerslam….
HHH: Yah
HBK: Somehow after facing you, he ended up dropping really far down the card….
HHH: I know you’d think he was Chris Jericho or something…
DX look at each other and laugh
HBK: So no matter which of our undeserving contestants win tonight, we are the #1 contenders to this match… and you know what… that sounds like a great match for… um… I don’t know… maybe… WRESTLEMANIA….so we’re just gonna sit down here at ringside… and watch what unfolds….
HHH: oh… and Frenchies… we kinda got the whole #1 contender’s gig by promising to run security for tonight… so leave Conway in the back.. He’s banned from ringside…..
HHH: …and if you’re not down with that….
HBK: …We’ve got 2 Words For Ya…..


SUCK IT!!!!!




WORLD TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
“WORLD‘S GREATEST TAG TEAM“

vs.


LA RESISTANCE (ROB CONWAY BANNED FROM RINGSIDE)
(TABLE MATCH)

4 men and 2 tables are outside the ring… being swung freely as weapons

Grenier is placed on a table… he rolls off

BENJAMIN is thrown onto a table.. He rolls off


THE WINNERS: AND NEWWWWWW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: THE WORLD‘S GREATEST TAG TEAM (5:04)
(Grenier set a table up in the corner, and spun around to be met by BENJAMIN, who slingshotted him through the table )



As WGTT celebrate with the belts, DX stand up to applaud sarcastically… WGTT pay little mind… but then their arms switch from applause to crotch chops… WGTT gets angered… but holds their titles aloft as we head to commercial…





EDGE

vs.


JOHN CENA

The Match opens with a test of strength… Cena starts with the lead.. Forcing Edge to his knees, Edge fights back to a standing position, kicks Cena in the gut.. And we’re under way…

J.R.: Very Anti-Edge crowd tonight in Baltimore
KING: Of course it is… they just don’t appreciate great talent JR

The crowd is chanting for LITA.. Who is strangely absent (aka… I forgot)

Now the crowd is chanting “EDGE SUCKS”

EDGE is exhausted (5:45)

EGDGECUTION but EDGE falls to the mat exhausted.. The ref starts his count…

CENA is up at 6!





THE WINNER: BY PINFALL JOHN CENA (7:48)
(Cena wins with that weakass pick you up like a back suplex then spin you around slam)







We switch to a shot of Randy Orton… he is walking backstage… all smiles… full of confidence… pointing at the guys, winking to the ladies… until suddenly… the sound of slow applause can be heard…


clap, clap, clap

Orton looks at the clapper, who is still off-camera…

And what exactly do you want?

The camera swings over to show the clapper is Mick Foley

Hey folks check it out Baltimore (cheap pop)… it’s Randy Orton… the once mighty legend killer… now… loses an open challenge… to Jeff Hardy… I guess when you’re the youngest World Heavyweight Champion at the age of 22, you can be washed up at 24.

Now Mick.. Let’s not go down this road again… I’ve already beaten you in every capacity of the word…. You’ve lost so much face already

Yes… but which face? You see you little bitch… you’ve pinned Cactus Jack the Madman, you’ve pinned Mick Foley the muppet, but you’ve never gone head to head with the most complex man in WWE history…

You’ve never stepped in the ring with Mankind…

Have A Nice Day….

Foley leaves Orton with a puzzled and concerned look on his face.






KING BOOKER

vs.


Eugene



THE WINNER: BY PINFALL EUGENE (10:14)
(Eugene hit’s the People‘s Elbow for the win)









We return to a shot of the front of the door of Chris Masters’ dressing room…until a yellow boot kicks the door open… we pan out to see Hogan handing some guy wearing yellow boots 20 bucks and thanking him for kicking it open…..Hogan storms inside


MASTERPIECE!

MASTERPIECE!

Where are you MASTERPIECE….

Hogan looks around and sees Masters emerged from the shower wearing only a towel…

What the hell is that?

Just practicing to be a Franchise Player…

What?

Check out the RVW threads.. You’ll get it… anyways… this is where you say “we gotta settle this brother”

“We gotta settle this BROTHER”

Settle what…

This beef, between ME and YOU

Why do you do that?

What?

Overannuciate all your words…

I just do it… But listen here bra… we gotta settle this… next week, me and you….

Sounds quaint… but no…

Why not…?

Is this your first Face/Heel dynamic… I always say no at first you gotta entice me…

Shoot… this is hard… ok… I’ll give you a CD of my daughter Brooke’s

That’s not enticing the deal…

What if I say you can sleep with her?

Nah… steroids…. They cause well… problems… down there…

Tell me about it….

What?

Nothing….

Look Hogan… there’s only 1 thing I want… and it’s that title around your waist…

I’m not wearing my title….

Dammit man… do you even read the script….

I’m still wondering where Zeus is…

Ok.. Hogan you want me… then it’s me and you next week, for your World Heavyweight Title…

Sounds Good Bra… but whatcha gonna do….

Isn’t that Mr Fuji….?

Where…. (Hogan turns around)

Masters whips off his towel… fully clothed (well, he’s wearing trunks)… and uses the towel to choke Hogan… Hogan, already winded from turning around is out in mere moments….

That’s right Hogan… Whatcha gonna do when The Masterpiece goes all roid rage on you!







CARLITO

vs.


ROB CONWAY


Grenier Runs down to help Conway

Grenier beats down Carlito outside…. Conway wins by Countout!


THE WINNER: BY COUTNOUT ROB CONWAY (10:14)



Dupree runs down to the ring as well… the 3 of them beat down Carlito…. Until….



[color=lime]

Are you ready?

Break it down!


DX hit the ring… and fight off the 3 attackers… HHH helps Carlito up as HBK starts to talk

HBK: You see.. Here’s the thing… we may get WGTT at WM but we still have some unfinished business here Frenchies… this is exactly how we lost our match in the Tag Title Tournament, and we watched Ric Flair lose this way to Conway last week.. So here’s what’s gonna happen… next week…. It’s gonna be DX and Carlito vs. all 3 members of La Resistance….

HHH: …and if you’re not down with that… we’ve got to words for ya….


SUCK IT!!!!!








INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP LADDER MATCH
CHRIS JERICHO

vs.


KANE


vs.


RIC FLAIR


vs.


JEFF HARDY



JERICHO throws KANE with a big hip toss off the top of the ladder….

JERICHO tosses Hardy off the top of the ladder

Hardy tosses JERICHO off the top of the ladder

KANE tosses FLAIR off the top of the ladder

KANE pushes the ladder over with HARDY and FLAIR on it

KANE is hanging from the belt…..

JERICHO climbs the ladder to stop him

TOO LATE


THE WINNER: AND NEWWWWWW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION KANE (3:38)



J.R.: KANE did it… he’s truly been dominant over the weeks…and is rewarded with the IC title
KING: Where have we been the whole show…
J.R.: Focus King..
KING: I am focussing dammit… and now look.. There’s the logo…we’re out of time….
J.R.: Tune in next week folks… good night!

[Sancty]

On 06...yes... it'd be killer hard to transfer everything over I think..

I'll rent SvR 2K7 and see how hard it'd be

[FaSho34]

Benoit, that is pretty low. But it looks like I have to get two birds with one stone, and lay the smackdown on the both of you!

[garyd]

Eugene you got lucky but next time you wont beat king booker so easliy.

[ysanthl]

Two Birds? Your talking to the Rabid Wolverine here. No bird. I will eat you up and spit you out Rocky. And you want to talk about low? Never have i had to stoop to so low as to side with the devil himself, Mr. McMahon just to win a title. I helped Bret out of national pride, and the respect i have for his family. You keep talking your smack and i will destroy you. And the only thing i smell, comes from that trickle of yellow running down your leg if you interfere in our buisness.

[tlk23]

RAW Records

Charlie Hass 3-0
Shelton Benjamin 3-0
Kane 2-0
Rob Conway 2-0
Eugene 2-1
Rene Dupree 2-1
Sylvian Grenier 2-1
Jeff Hardy 1-1
John Cena 1-1
William Regal 1-1
British Bulldog 1-1-1
Hulk Hogan 1-1-1
Carlito: 0-1
Christian 0-1
HHH 0-1
Shawn Michaels 0-1
Chris Jericho 0-2
Chris Masters 0-1-1
Edge 0-2
Randy Orton 0-2
Ric Flair 0-2
Booker T 0-2-1

[Kold_Of_Caelin]

Chris Jericho enters the ring with a pissed off face
Kane, you sir are annoying me very much. First, you try and act all big saying you will beat me... Then you win MY title, MY INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE! And because RAW is Jericho, i challenge you to a match... one on one, no more 2 nuisances around like monday! Big Red Machine? You´ll be a Big Red Ball-sack when i´m done with you!

[JRSlim21]

History was made as it is confirmed that our namesake bears a truthful meaning: the World's Greatest Tag Team are the World Tag Team Champions. La Resistance, you may have done well to make it to the finals, but we're the ones with the gold. So whether it's you guys... or DX... or even someone on the Smackdown roster, bow down to the World's Greatest Tag Team... Champions.

[Sancty]

Gonna slow this down for a bit... nobody's really promoing... so it seems like a glorified fantasy booking thread. I'm not abandoning the thing... but it will be slowing down

[FaSho34]

You know what the Rock says...

The Rock says that Chris Benoit.... just made the biggest mistake of his career, and I am about to show him toothless agression, when I make his smile a little more symetric.

If you SMELLLALALALALLALALALALWAWIAIWIWIWOWOWOWWO!

What the Rock... is cookin'!

[Aeida]

Chris Jericho enters the ring with a pissed off face
Kane, you sir are annoying me very much. First, you try and act all big saying you will beat me... Then you win MY title, MY INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE! And because RAW is Jericho, i challenge you to a match... one on one, no more 2 nuisances around like monday! Big Red Machine? You´ll be a Big Red Ball-sack when i´m done with you!


Week in Week out it is all my title this and my title that Jericho... Your the one who wanted the ladder match, a match i have never competed in yet you have... countless times... You Lost... you lost bad... So what if there were another two guys in the ring, And any claims you held to "your title" are gone, this is my title now.

You want a shot at the Intercontinental title, you got to work forit, because as far as i see it i am done with you

[Sancty]

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WELCOME TO FRIDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN
(live from Kansas City, Missouri)




Paul Heyman is in the ring… ready to address the sold out crowd



Paul: Well, well, well.. Here we are…. Only 2 days away from No Mercy, where we will crown our first World Heavyweight Champion of the Paul Heyman administration. But first we have those 2 matches tonight to whittle down the field.

Cole: 2 Matches?
Tazz: I don’t get it, there’s still 8 guys eligible


That’s right folks, 2 matches… because tonight, we are going to see a pair of fatal 4-way matches… Amazing Race Style… the key… just don’t be last!… The 6-men who survive the 4-ways tonight will compete for the WHC @ NO MERCY!

It’s gonna be Hell

HELL IN A CELL!!!!


Cole: Hell In A Cell… that’s huge
Tazz: You’re not kidding Cole… this is intense… and the first match is now I’m told…





WHC SEMI-FINAL
BATISTA

vs.


THE UNDERTAKER


vs.


MUHAMMAD HUSSAN


vs.


JBL


THE WINNER: THE UNDERTAKER by Pinfall (3:33)
(Undertaker Tombstoned Batista as Hassan and JBL fought outside the ring, UNDERTAKER, JBL, and MUHAMMAD HUSSAN all advance)





What’s a Draven?

Why is he synonymous with Shower Scenes?

What is “The Big O?”

For answers to all of these things…

Check out RVW (in your friendly neighbourhood R-Fed Forum, or your grocer‘s freezer)




We return from commercial to see the face of Terry Gilliam on the TitanTron

…and now for something completely different


A crashing of cymbals bring together a jolly good singalong… until…


Tazz: HOLY SHIP!
Cole: Easy Partner, this isn’t ECW anymore…
Tazz: Sorry Cole, I just got worked up when I saw the huge boat


It is indeed a boat, a ship as Tazz said first, and out comes Smackdown’s Resident Pirate Paul Burchill


Cole: OH MY GOD… it’s Paul Burchill
Tazz: Everyone’s right.. That is annoying…..


Burchill has now ridden the ship to the ring… (don’t ask how… I don’t really know… someone just asked for a ship), and swings off a rope into the middle of the ring… the fans have continued Tazz’s original thought process


HOLY SHIP, HOLY SHIP, HOLY SHIP, HOLY SHIP


PB: Allright there lads & lasses, I’m back on Smackdown, so deliver your wenches and shiver your timbers, because the first thing I’m after is US CHAMPIONSHIP GOLD at No Mercy this Sunday, in the US Championship Challenge, a match very similar to the Royal Rumble, but smaller, so it allows the rest of the roster a chance for some swag… Arrrrrrrrrrrr! Now I’m itching for some action, so if you’ve got a problem with that… or a problem with pirates, then I dare you to come on ou…….


…if you SMELLLLLLLLLLALALLALALALAL


WHAT THE ROCK


IS COOKIN…..



Rocky comes out with a referee in tow, and we have our next match of the night.




PAUL BURCHILL

vs.


THE ROCK


Burchill fights out of a sleeper hold

Burchill is exhausted (7:00)


THE WINNER: By Pinfall: The Rock (8:32)
(It started off even, but The Rock took over in the last 3 minutes, hit the Rock Bottom, and that was it)



*GLASS BREAKING*


Well that sure was impressive Rocky Mavia, Your first win back on Smack down

The Rock finally turns and sees Austin on the ramp

The way I see it though, I still owe you an ass-kickin’ from a few weeks back… now at first I was nice, and polite, and waited in line, and watched Bret Hart kick your ass, but now it’s Stone Cold’s turn….

You can’t address me like that Austin, you piece of monkey crap… so know your role, and shut your mouth!… I’m the people’s champion here…

The crowd boo Rocky

Well, let’s put it this way then… let’s let the people decide then shall we… if you wanna see Stone Cold kick this Sumbitch’s ass all over the ring @ No Mercy, gimme a hell yah….


HELL YAH


That’s what I thought… see you at No Mercy Rock…. And that’s the bottom line….

Cuz Stone Cold Said So!





CHRIS BENOIT

vs.


REY MYSTERIO


HITMAN hit’s the ring and works over the legs of Rey Mysterio


THE WINNER: By Knockout via Sleeper Hold Chris Benoit 4:33


Cole: What is it with The Hart Foundation and the Sleeper Holds?
Tazz: Is this a mind game with The Rock, for being so caught up in their submission holds
Cole: If it is.. Who’s winning with the mind games…




The Titans are sitting backstage, and have commandeered the entire catering table, it is decimated.. Remains of various foods are everywhere, They’re apparently in the middle of some sort of competitive eating contest, Big Show pauses… Andre raises his hands in victory holding a chicken leg aloft, until he grabs his stomach, grabs a nearby bucket and pukes… Big Show speaks


Now the two of us, may not be wrestling for the WHC at No Mercy, AND we may not have matches tonight… But Paul Heyman has granted us a WWE Tag Title Match @ No Mercy, we don’t know who against yet… but it doesn’t matter who we face, because we are the Titans and nothing can stop us from….

From….


Big Show holds his stomach


Andre: You need my bucket….


Show shakes his head and runs for the bathroom….


Andre laughs… the laugh turns into a scared look, as he gets up and runs for the bathroom….


Eddie Guerrero walks by laughing, a bottle of ex-lax in hand, he looks at the camera


“I don’t know if I am having the tag match, Ese, but I thought this would be funny Holmes…”


Who is Eddie talking to?


“It sure was Uncle Eddie”


Chavo heads back into the shot… the two embrace… Los Guerreros are back!




BATTLE ROYALE #1 Contender‘s Match for the WWE WOMEN‘S CHAMPIONSHIP
TRISH STRATUS

vs.


LITA

vs.


CHRISTY HEMME

vs.


TORRIE WILSON




THE WINNER: By Pinfall: Lita (4:35)
(Lita pins Torrie Wilson after a big DDT, Trish and Christy were trading blows on the outside)



Stacy Keibler’s music hits and she walks to the ramp, mic in hand


“Well wasn’t that rugged, of you.. How very aggressive Lita… but I think if given the option these great WWE fans would rather see a more feminine match between us at No Mercy…

So at No Mercy, it’s gonna be me and you, in a fulfill your fantasy match, dressed as School Girls…


Cole: Somewhere Jerry Lawler’s head is exploding
Tazz: No Mercy is just getting bigger and better, with just one more thing to be determined… what 3 guys are gonna join The Undertaker, JBL, and Muhammad Hussan in the Cell on Sunday




WHC SEMI-FINAL
EDDIE GUERRERO

vs.


BRET “HITMAN” HART


vs.


KURT ANGLE


vs.


ORLANDO JORDAN



OJ gets a near fall on ANGLE (6:45)

HITMAN hit’s the stump piledriver on OJ (7:20)

HITMAN with the sharpshooter on ANGLE… Rope Break (8:30)

OJ with the Flatliner on HITMAN (9:12)

OJ brings in a ringbell, and hits HITMAN with it.. The ref doesn’t see it

OJ with another Flatliner on HART (10:00)

EDDIE with the Lasso from El Paso on HITMAN (12:01)

ANGLE hits OJ with a steel chair… The ref sees this….


THE WINNER: By DQ: ORLANDO JORDAN, BRET HART, EDDIE GUERRERO: THEY ALL ADVANCE) (12:36)




Cole: Why did Angle do that… with he and the Undertaker, that would’ve been a HUGE advantage in the cell….
Tazz; And now OJ and JBL are together in there…
Cole: What about Husssan, Hitman and Eddie, any of them could win it…
Tazz: … and the schoolgirl outfits…
Cole: … and the US Title Challenge
Tazz: … and the cruiserweight title match we never got around to telling anyone about
Cole:… and Austin/Rock IV… see you at No Mercy Folks!

[tlk23]

For the multi wrestler matches
Taker got a win and Bats got a loss
Lita got a win and Torrie got a loss
Angle got a loss

SmackDown Records:

Bret Hart: 2-0
The Undertaker: 2-0
Eddie Guerrero: 1-0
Lita: 1-0
Muhammad Hassan: 1-0
Orlando Jordan: 1-0
Andre The Giant: 1-1
Batista: 1-1
Bradshaw: 1-1
Chris Benoit: 1-1
Steve Austin: 1-1
Kurt Angle: 1-2
The Rock: 1-2
Chavo Guerrero: 0-1
Paul Burchill: 0-1
Rob Van Dam: 0-1
The Big Show: 0-1
Torrie Wilson: 0-1
Rey Mysterio: 0-2

[wolferine]

Great show again as usual Sancty :yes:

[Kold_Of_Caelin]

bump.

[Tha Kyd]

great show :yes:

[Sancty]

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WELCOME TO WWE NO WAY OUT
(live from Green Bay, Wisconsin and only on Pay-Per-View)





WWE TAG TEAM TILE MATCH
“THE TITANS“ (ANDRE THE GIANT & THE BIG SHOW)

vs.


RVD & REY MYSTERIO


TAZZ: RVD & MYSTERIO… that’s the surprise…

COLE: Taker and Eddie are both in the final match of the night… couldn’t include those two teams… I’m told Kurt and Chavo will be in the US match later tonight….

HUGE corkscrew senton to the outside from the top rope by Rey Mysterio on Big Show



THE WINNER: By Countout RVD & REY MYSTERIO (3:33)

TAZZ: A Countout…??? Do they win the belts, they were vacant… so I guess.. But it just doesn’t feel right
COLE: I don’t know parnter, but they’re taking them to the back regardless….









WWE CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH
DAVAIRI ©

vs.


PAUL LONDON

COLE: LONDON got this match by being the last man pinned by Davairi when he won the title @ the CW 6 pack challenge @ The Royal Rumble one month ago
TAZZ: He should had to earn this shot Cole, not just have it given to him…
COLE: But he did earn it!


HASSAN comes to the ring and gets a few shots in on LONDON (2:11)

LONDON with a bridge suplex pin (3:25)… Daivari kicks out at 2

DAIVARI with a low blow (4:14) LONDON kicks out at the last possible second

LONDON misses a springboard moonsault to the outside, HUSSAN attacks him….


THE WINNER: By Countout KHOZROW DAIVARI (4:35)









US TITLE 10 MAN RUMBLE CHALLENGE

FIRST MAN INTAJIRI


2ND MAN IN: PAUL BURCHILL


3rd MAN INSPIKE DUDLEY


4TH MAN INHEIDENREICH


5TH MAN INBATISTA


6TH MAN INSCOTTY 2 HOTTY


BATISTA & SPIKE eliminate BURCHILL

BATISTA eliminates SCOTTY 2 HOTTY


7rd MAN INGREGORY HELMS


8th MAN INCHAVO GUERRERO


HEIDENREICH eliminated by SPIKE & CHAVO


CHAVO eliminated by BATISTA & TAJIRI


9th MAN INCHRIS BENOIT


10th MAN INKURT ANGLE


GREGORY HELMS eliminated by TAJIRI


SPIKE DUDLEY eliminated by BATISTA with a gorilla press slam


CHRIS BENOIT eliminated by KURT ANGLE


TAJIRI eliminated by KURT ANGLE & BATISTA


THE WINNER: AND NEWWWWWWWWWW U.S. CHAMPION, BATISTA)









THE ROCK

vs.


STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN


ROCK BOTTOM (3:40)

THE WINNER: THE ROCK via Pinfall (3:43)









WWE WOMEN‘S TITLE MATCH:
TORRIE WILSON ©

vs.


LITA
(FULFILL YOUR FANTASY: SCHOOL GIRL OUTFITS)

COLE: This is a pillow fight with Tazz as the ref who will decide when things have gotten hot enough…
TAZZ: Yup it’s a rough job….


THE WINNER: and STILL….. WOMEN’S CHAMPION: TORRIE WILSON (and it was lame!)









WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP: HELL IN A CELL
BRET “HITMAN” HART

vs.


THE UNDERTAKER


vs.


MUHAMMAD HUSSAN


vs.


JBL


vs.


EDDIE GUERERO

vs.


ORLANDO JORDAN

COLE: EDDIE GUERRERO won his first WWE title @ No Way Out just 3 years ago TAZZ
TAZZ: Well a lot has changed in 3 years… he wasn’t wrestling Bret Hart that night… not to mention the Phenom, or my pick… JBL

EDDIE with the Lasso from El Paso on HITMAN (4:16)

JBL with a HUGE power bomb on Taker… Eddie tries to steal the pin… JBL breaks it up (5:30)

EDDIE breaks up a pin on HITMAN by TAKER

HITMAN is busted open (6:10)

JBL with the clothesline from hell on TAKER

HITMAN with a stump Piledriver on JBL, Eddie sneaks in an STF.. Broken up by HITMAN (8:15)

JBL with a neck vice on HITMAN… he’s gonna tap… broken up by Orlando Jordan

Hassan with the Camel Clutch on Eddie.. He escapes

HITMAN is absolutely spent….

10 MINUTES IN NOW

TOMBSTONE by TAKER on JBL… pin broken up by HASSAN

Flatliner on JBL by OJ… pin broken up by HITMAN

Stump Piledriver by HITMAN on EDDIE, Taker breaks up the pin

FLATLINER by OJ on TAKER

15 MINUTES IN

JBL with The Clothesline From Hell on The Undertaker


THE WINNER: AND NEWWWWWWWWWW WWE CHAMPION via Pinfall: J.B.L. (17:07)
(JBL pins The Undertaker, while the other 4 fight in the corner)


COLE: I can’t believe it… JBL wins!
TAZZ: I knew it… no-one expected a member of the Cabinet to win… it was all Eddie, Taker and Bret going in… well it’s all JBL on the way out…
COLE: That’s all the time we have tonight folks… see you Friday Night.. Good night from Green Bay…

[ysanthl]

The Hart Foundations plans were dashed at No Way Out. I lost in my bid for the US championship and Bret lost in his attempt as well. But can you beat me one on one Batista? You had 8 other men to help you win that title. So you got the balls to accept my challenge?

And Rey/RVD. When me and Bret get done with this we WILL be coming after those belts as well. The Hart Foundation will rule the WWE.

[Mikey_Jones]

AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

OJ, you shouldn't have made me hit you! My mother is not an Albanian whore! ARRRGGHHH! And why in hell can't I win any matches with more than 4 people in???

AAARRGGGHHHHHH

[garyd]

gr8 show this just keeps getting better.

[wolferine]

The Hart Foundation WILL be back in full force next Smackdown and mark my words anyone that stands in our way will be put straight back in their place... The team that dominates the WWE is looking for revenge after No Way Out so a note to all you other so called "superstars" watch your back because you don't want to get on the wrong side of the Hart Foundation...

After Chris and I settle our individual scores you two 'scrany little boys' holding those tags titles better be ready to tap to the Rabid Wolverine and The Hitman... Thats right Rey/RVD we are coming so you better be ready...

So everyone be on notice the Hart Foundation, the best team there is, the best team there was and the best team there ever will be are mad, very mad... :cool:

[Sancty]

Now that we're on the road to Wrestlemania, I'll be PMing individuals with what they want to do with their characters leading up to the big dance.

If I don't PM you, I have something in mind for your character, although suggestions are always welcome.

Was thinking about establishing a rankings contender ladder for the titles, and abolishing our current Win/Loss situation... thoughts?

That's about it... buckle in and enjoy the ride.

Sancty

[garyd]

i agree. this is going to be a gr8 ride i cant wait.

[JRSlim21]

Does this mean we'll be hearing Peter Gabriel soon enough?

[Kold_Of_Caelin]

Great PPV Sancty.

[Sancty]

Sure... I laid out a rough outline for WM... there will be 10 matches, with all 8 titles being defended... in the next 48 hours there will be PM's sent out to see where everyone sits in the game. If some of the players who have lost interest indicate they'd like out, I'll vacate their wrestlers and free up some of the headliners for people who want to play

[tlk23]

I think that a ranking system is a great idea.

[wolferine]

I think that a ranking system is a great idea.

2nd that :yes:

[SteveM]

I think that a ranking system is a great idea.
I also agree with this.

[garyd]

sounds good to me to.

[Mikey_Jones]

I....fifth that?

I agree as well.

Make it a Power 25 :panic:

[ysanthl]

Yes i agree as well Power Ranking sounds good.

[JRSlim21]

And of course, Shelton Benjamin ranks #1 ;)

seriously, the ranking system sounds good. Legitimizes title shots and such

[fabthrob_79]

hey why does Torrie Wilson is in the Women's Title Bout against lita at NWO.
it's Stacy Keibler. and she's the women's Champy

(well im the one who control Stacy Keibler lol)

[Sancty]

Typing error... it was Keibler in the match

[fabthrob_79]

Ranking System
Sounds good to me..
Stacy deserved to be in that List
she's the Hottest, Beautiful and Sexiest Diva here and most of all she's the Women's Champion

[Daddy Yankee]

Typing error... it was Keibler in the match

:lol:

[Sancty]

Raw Preview Up Shortly

So the rankings are unanimous... anyone with ideas on how they should be run, please PM me the details...

[Sancty]

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MONDAY NIGHT RAW PREVIEW

WWE TITLE UP FOR GRABS

A big night on RAW tonight as HULK HOGAN puts the strap on the line against the surprisingly dominant Masterpiece, Chris Masters. With Wrestlemania looming on the horizon who will walk away the champion?

Also catch all 3 members of the La Resistance Faction (Grenier & Dupree, along with the unbeaten Rob Conway) take on the team of DeGeneration X and Carlito in 6-Man Tag Action.

Also a classic feud comes to life once more as Mick Foley steps in the ring with Randy Orton

[tlk23]

Points for certain wins?

[Sancty]

i.e. Countout/DQ win/loss +1/-1
Pinfall/Submission win/loss +3/-3
Gimmick match win/loss +5/-5

whaddya think?

[Sancty]

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WELCOME TO MONDAY NIGHT RAW
(LIVE FROM ST. PAUL, MINNESOTA)







Are you ready?

You think you can tell us what to do

You think you can tell us what to wear

You think that you're better

Well you'd better get ready

Bow to the masters

Break it down!



JR: DX and CARLITO make their way down ringside… CARLITO is wearing DX colours for one night only.
KING: How do you know that?
JR: He told me backstage…
KING: He say anything else…?
JR: No not really, he was too busy making out with your girlfriend…
KING: Yah, she’s a whore… I LOVE THAT!


HHH: are you ready?

The crowd stay silent because we all know that no matter how much noise they make he’s gonna say it again anyways.

HHH: I said ARE YOU READYYYYYYYYY

(told you)

HHH: Then, for the thousands in attendance, for the Millions…..


“AND MILLIONS…”


HHH: wrong promo, wrong show…. Watching at home…. And for the 3 frenchies, currently playing “hide the croissant” backstage…LETTTTSSSSS GET READY TO SUCKKKKK ITTTTTTTTTT

HBK: …and if you’re not down with that we’ve got two words for ya….

CARLITO: That’s Cool….

HHH and HBK stare at each other..

HHH:…and you wanted to give him green type… sheesh…

HBK: You’re right… hey… Sideshow Bob… I want that shirt back…..






6-MAN TAG MATCH
D-X & CARLITO

vs.


LA RESISTANCE (DUPREE, GRENIER & CONWAY)

Right off the hop, all 6 men brawl on the outside… as the count hits 9 Grenier grins, and rolls back in….

THE WINNERS: LA RESISTANCE via Countout (1:23)


JR: DX talked all the smack, but LA RESISTANCE are the ones walking away the victors
KING: Talk about a smart gameplan… DX has no chance at Wrestlemania against the World‘s Greatest Tag Team….










KIDS DON’T BUY DRUGS

WRESTLE FOR WWE

AND VINCE WILL GIVE YOU THEM FOR FREE….



I’m Back…
And I’m better than ever….


Eric: Welcome folks to a very important Monday Night Raw, given the proximity of this match to Wrestlemania, I can’t afford a controversial finish… so for tonight’s match, there will be no DQ’s, and no Countouts…

Oh… and MASTERS, I know you’re gonna have KING BOOKER come on down to ringside… so just bring him down at the start… and HOGAN, you can bring DAVEY BOY SMITH for your corner…as for any future title shots coming in or out of Wrestlemania, the #1 contender‘s match will be decided by 6 Men fighting it out in an elimination match next week… miss out on that… and you‘ll have to make a withdrawl… of Money In The Bank!!!!…. Only this time…. I‘ve said too much already… tune in next week….


JR: I guess the winner of Hogan/Masters’ will have to defend their title against the winner of next week’s elimination match at WM… but what’s gonna be tweaked in the MITB match at WM
KING: I think they’ll all be divas…
JR: You can’t be serious…
KING: In my mind I always am….




CHRIS JERICHO

vs.


STEVEN RICHARDS


RICHARDS knocks the ref out with an elbow off the top rope… nothing eventful happens

JERICHO applies a sleeper hold… RICHARDS fights his way out (4:52)

JERICHO applies the WALLS OF JERICHO!… STEVIE won’t tap…. (7:15)

RICHARDS is busted open (9:12)

JERICHO with the WALLS OF JERICHO AGAIN… RICHARDS still won’t tap (10:21)


THE WINNER: By Pinfall, CHRIS JECICHO (11:02)


JR: RICHARDS fought valiantly, but that Jake Roberts inspired Short Arm Clothesline finished off STEVIE NIGHT HEAT
KING: JERICHO finally gets back in the win column… but he’s far from looking like he can hang with the upper tier here on RAW





MANKIND

vs.


RANDY ORTON


ORTON nails the ref, by mistake… the fighting continues (1:32)

MANKIND nails ORTON (standing outside the ring) with a massive flying elbow from the top rope…

MANKIND reaches into his pants…. The fans erupt… it’s brass knux… Orton just got nailed with brass knux (4:01)

MANKIND nails ORTON with his MODIFIED DDT (6:16).. ORTON kicks out at 2!

MANKIND has ORTON in a sleeper hold… ORTON powers out… (8:49)

ORTON is busted open after several hard punches to the skull by MANKIND (9:02)

ORTON rolls to the outside with a chair… (10:00), MANKIND hits him with a suicide dive through the ropes (10:00)

ORTON is exhausted (10:25)

The chair is just lying in the middle of the ring…

MANKIND misses a Plancha to the outside on ORTON (12:28)

MANKIN nails ORTON with a Plancha to the outside (13:01)

ORTON hit’s a series of mounted punches on MANKIND… he looks like he’s out….


THE WINNER: By Pinfall: MANKIND (14:52)
(FOLEY was playing possum, and caught ORTON in a small package for the win)








NON-TITLE MATCH
KANE

vs.


RIC FLAIR



JR: It may be a non-title match, but with Wrestlemania looming, this could be a huge step towards a title shot for The Nature Boy…


FLAIR with the figure-four!!!! (3:53) Kane doesn’t tap

FLAIR goes up top… and misses the elbow to the outside…

FLAIR keeps trying to lift the Big Red Machine, to no avail…

KANE with the CHOKESLAM FROM HELL


THE WINNER: By Pinfall, KANE (5:40)

J.R.: KANE looked in control the whole match…
KING: Who can stop him…???
J.R: Next is the WWE TITLE MATCH… let’s see how this came about….











Hogan hits his trademark pointing to the sky pose…. When CHRIS MASTERS appears out of the crowd and hit’s the Masterlock on Hogan… Hogan fades away as Jericho is laughing the whole time.

*LATER THAT NIGHT*


Masters hit’s a huge Torture Rack slam on Hogan

Hogan does a pull over top-rope to floor Plancha on Masters

Most of the match has been Hogan/Masters… and it’s been even!!!

Hogan decks the ref… no DQ

Masters gets Davey Boy in a small package…. Hogan elbow drops the ref to prevent the count.. Although he claims he missed Masters

MASTERS has Davey Boy in the Masterlock… Hogan nails Masters to prevent the submission

MASTERS busts DAVEY BOY open!

All 4 men are outside the ring…we’re 16 minutes in

THE WINNERS: [b]DOUBLE COUNTOUT….
(All 4 men continue to trade blows as the show comes to a close)


J.R. What’s gonna happen…. They’re both eliminated…
KING: Hogan and Masters, trading blows….











WORLD TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT ROUND 1
[spoiler] HULK HOGAN & THE BRITISH BULLDOG

vs.


CHRIS MASTERS & KING BOOKER
(TORNADO TAG RULES)


King Booker lands the Scissors Kick on Hogan but doesn’t go for the pin

Bulldog hits his running power slam on Masters for a 2 count

Masters is exhausted (5:00)



THE WINNERS: By Disqualification: HULK HOGAN & THE BRITISH BULLDOG (9:23)
(Chirs Masters grabs a chair on the outside and nails Hogan in the melon ending the match)

J.R.: Why?… Why would he just do that

Masters and Booker T each have chairs and are levelling The Bulldog and Hogan

KING: Simple J.R. this was never about the tag belts… Masters is sending a message…

J.R.: DAMMIT, DAMMIT, DAMMIT… why?… Just earn your spot Masters



*LATER THAT NIGHT*






WORLD TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT ROUND 2
“THE IMMORTAL” HULK HOGAN & THE BRITISH BULLDOG

vs.


LA RESISTANCE (Grenier & Dupree) w/ ROB CONWAY
(in a steel cage - must escape to win)



JR: Remember folks… Hogan/Bulldog have already wrestled tonight
KING: …and Hogan took a nasty chairshot in that match…


Bulldog escapes (4:45)

Grenier escapes (5:41)


THE WINNERS: LA RESISTANCE via CAGE ESCAPE (6:53)
(Dupree does the French Tickler over Hogan followed by a forearm smash to the head and then escapes)


J.R: That usually wouldn’t knock Hogan out… it’s that damned chairshot from Masters earlier
KING: Speak of the devil

Chris Masters has appeared at the top of the ramp applauding La Res on their victory… a dazed looking Hogan looks at him and mouths the words “it’s coming” as Raw fades out for the week.”














We return to a shot of the front of the door of Chris Masters’ dressing room…until a yellow boot kicks the door open… we pan out to see Hogan handing some guy wearing yellow boots 20 bucks and thanking him for kicking it open…..Hogan storms inside


MASTERPIECE!

MASTERPIECE!

Where are you MASTERPIECE….

Hogan looks around and sees Masters emerged from the shower wearing only a towel…

What the hell is that?

Just practicing to be a Franchise Player…

What?

Check out the RVW threads.. You’ll get it… anyways… this is where you say “we gotta settle this brother”

“We gotta settle this BROTHER”

Settle what…

This beef, between ME and YOU

Why do you do that?

What?

Overannuciate all your words…

I just do it… But listen here bra… we gotta settle this… next week, me and you….

Sounds quaint… but no…

Why not…?

Is this your first Face/Heel dynamic… I always say no at first you gotta entice me…

Shoot… this is hard… ok… I’ll give you a CD of my daughter Brooke’s

That’s not enticing the deal…

What if I say you can sleep with her?

Nah… steroids…. They cause well… problems… down there…

Tell me about it….

What?

Nothing….

Look Hogan… there’s only 1 thing I want… and it’s that title around your waist…

I’m not wearing my title….

Dammit man… do you even read the script….

I’m still wondering where Zeus is…

Ok.. Hogan you want me… then it’s me and you next week, for your World Heavyweight Title…

Sounds Good Bra… but whatcha gonna do….

Isn’t that Mr Fuji….?

Where…. (Hogan turns around)

Masters whips off his towel… fully clothed (well, he’s wearing trunks)… and uses the towel to choke Hogan… Hogan, already winded from turning around is out in mere moments….

That’s right Hogan… Whatcha gonna do when The Masterpiece goes all roid rage on you!









WWE TITLE MATCH
WWE CHAMPION: HULK HOGAN w/ THE BRITISH BULLDOG DAVEY BOY SMITH

vs.


THE MASTERPIECE CHRIS MASTERS w/ KING BOOKER
(NO DQ’s or COUNTOUTS)



HOGAN must be in squash mode, as he’s hulking up 12 seconds in….

BULLDOG nails MASTERS with a back suplex on the outside….

BULLDOG accidentally nails HOGAN with a Flying Forearm… Tito Santana would be proud…

MASTERS and HOGAN are busy with BULLDOG and BOOKER…

MASTERS keeps taking the fight to the outside and running into BULLDOG in the process…

HOGAN’s just posing in the ring, while BULLDOG works over MASTERS… WHERE IS KING BOOKER?????

MASTERS nails HOGAN with an elbow from up top…

MASTERS grabs a steel chair… he nails HOGAN… twice!

3 TIMES!

HOGAN misses a plancha to the outside on MASTERS (6:02)

BULLDOG to the rescue again….

MASTERS is focussing on BULLDOG when he needs to be paying attention to HOGAN

HOGAN’s holding his ribs gingerly (7:46)

MASTERLOCK!!!!! (9:22) HOGAN won’t give in….

MASTERS falls down exhausted (9:50)

MASTERS grabs a sledgehammer, but BULLDOG makes the save (10:15)

The match cannot be won outside the ring… HOGAN & MASTERS don’t get that! (12:22)

LEG DROP OF DOOM! MASTERS kicks out at the very last split second (12:44)

MASTERS with a STEEL CHAIR AGAIN (14:00) He connects with HOGAN’S head

THE REF is holding BULLDOG back… as BOOKER and MASTERS work over HOGAN outside (14:50)

MASTERS with a HAT TRICK OF CHAIR SHOTS to HOGAN’s Bandana coverered Skull (15:12)

KING BOOKER hits HOGAN with a somersault dive from the top to the outside (16:31)

HOGAN is now falling down exhausted (17:22)

BULLDOG works over MASTERS (18:23)

MASTERS is busted open (18:35)

MASTERS with the steel chair on HOGAN again (19:01)

HOGAN with a Slingshot Plancha over the top on MASTERS (20:02)

AND ANOTHER! (20:22)

MASTERLOCK (23:20) HOGAN still doesn’t TAP!

MASTERS with another CHAIR SHOT on HOGAN but doesn’t pin him?

MASTERLOCK…. ROPE BREAK (24:48)

HOGAN with a sleeper hold… but then let go…?

MASTERS…. ANOTHER CHAIR SHOT… but is too weak to capatilize (25:47)

LEG DROP OF DOOM… HOGAN’s too weak to pin MASTERS (26:05)

LEG DROP OF DOOM…. STILL TOO WEAK TO PIN…. He crawls over.. But MASTERS gets up…

MASTERS pins HOGAN…. Kick out at 2 (28:18)

Chokehold by Masters… Hogan almost taps…

Pinfall on Masters… out at 1!

MASTER LOCK (29:55)… HOGAN just won’t tap!

MORE STEEL CHAIR… HOGNA Steals it… MASTERS steals it back… and nails HOGAN

Back to the outside (31:20)

HOGAN is busted open (34:25)

LEG DROP OF DOOM…

THE WINNER: By Pinfall: HULK HOGAN (35:17)
(HOGAN had the energy to drag MASTERS to the middle of the ring to retain his WWE TITLE)


JR: What a night… and the road to WRESTLEMANIA rolls on…
KING: We’ve still gotta find challengers to the WWE and IC belts, and find out more about the mysterious MITB stipulation….
JR: It’s been a crazy night… but for the KING this is JR saying see you next week…..

[fabthrob_79]

Thumbs Up!!!!!!

[garyd]

gr8 show bro.even tho i didnt do much to help masters

[wolferine]

i.e. Countout/DQ win/loss +1/-1
Pinfall/Submission win/loss +3/-3
Gimmick match win/loss +5/-5

whaddya think?

Sounds good but what if you also add:

Win/Lose Title +5/-5
Retain title +2

Or whatever scores you feel adequate... The system seems good and will show which wrestlers deseve a shot at the titles and also where the wrestlers stand on the card (main-eventer, mid carder, etc) seeing as we agreed that being as close to real as possible would be good...

[Sancty]

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THE CARD

2006 ROYAL RUMBLE
(WINNER RECEIVES A TITLE SHOT OF THEIR CHOSING @ WRESTLEMANIA)

KURT ANGLE
BRET HART
EDGE
RANDY ORTON
RIC FLAIR
SHAWN MICHAELS
ROB VAN DAM
MICK FOLEY
TRIPLE H
THE ROCK
FUNAZZ
JACK RICHTER
MR. MAFIA
MAELSTROM
JAMES ANDREWS

KING BOOKER
CHRIS BENOIT
JBL
KANE
REY MYSTERIO
UNDERTAKER
EDDIE GUERRERO
ANDRE THE GIANT
HULK HOGAN
STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN
MIKEY JONES
NATTY DRED
JIMMY VONKA
JR SLIM
JACK WILLIAMS




WWE CHAMPIOSHIP TITLE MATCH: LAST MAN STANDING

JOHN CENA

vs

UMAGA



WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH

BATISTA (c)

vs

MR. KENNEDY



WWE CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH

GREGORY HELMS

vs

SPIKE DUDLEY





Fatal 4-Way for the WWE Women's Title

Trish Stratus
Torrie Wilson
Lita
Stacey Keibler




Results up tomorrow sometime[/QUOTE]

[Sancty]

IGNORE!!! THIS THREAD IS DEAD!

[tlk23]

This is a sad, sad day.