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JAYD
July 10th, 2006, 1:56 PM
The game: You do what I say.

The prizes: Rep.

The memories: Last a lifetime.

TASK #1: Find me a funny, crazy, insane, oddball, or goofy YouTube clip that has something to do with wrestling. Best clip gets rep. Please, nothing disgusting like Sid breaking his leg or anything like that. But it could be a crazy bump, a comedy bit, something off the wall. Go for it.

ysanthl
July 10th, 2006, 2:11 PM
Ok my attempt and do you get more than one try?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOq8APSnVVM&search=stupid%20wrestling

eugenespeed
July 10th, 2006, 2:15 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p59BoKqSlTI

CWM
July 10th, 2006, 2:50 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBP8hfEHMeU

Eh, I tried.

Kronedog
July 10th, 2006, 2:59 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3sIFaAFtFQ&search=WCW (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3sIFaAFtFQ&search=WCW)
-I give to you... ROBOCOP!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVFHVuLOQLk&search=Wrestling%20Bloopers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVFHVuLOQLk&search=Wrestling%20Bloopers)
-A lot of the wrestling bloopers and screw-ups that have happened

Andy Wild
July 10th, 2006, 3:00 PM
Genuine fan. Genuine interview. Genuine funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtbhn3ODTno&search=PWG%20

EDIT - JAYD, you're on a POWER TRIP :panic:

Tha Kyd
July 10th, 2006, 3:01 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkQXFOOcFJs

JAYD
July 10th, 2006, 3:56 PM
Yeah you can post two or three if you want, just don't go nutso with it.

LOL, didn't even expect people to respond. Now I gotsta watch this stuff!

JAYD
July 10th, 2006, 3:59 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBP8hfEHMeU

Eh, I tried.

WTF is that from????

Good job so far guys.

Cewsh
July 10th, 2006, 5:40 PM
I'll toss my rep into the game too. I'll rep what JAYD chooses as the winner each time, just to liven it up a bit.

Hells Bells
July 10th, 2006, 6:05 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5zpqddxYbWQ&mode=related&search=

JamieB
July 10th, 2006, 6:24 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25BIVy7g0X8

Mazer
July 11th, 2006, 12:20 AM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BHTj7qfnTak

Lex Luger + a difficult t-shirt + a locked door x several verbal miscues

Its an equation for hilarity

darkhorse
July 11th, 2006, 12:33 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AIlDWkMI6I&search=nwo%20parody - part one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RM30DCeWbqw&search=nwo%20parody - part two

ysanthl
July 11th, 2006, 1:21 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YhrU0eoLLg&search=funny%20wrestling
Who knew HE could do a canadian destroyer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31U3Awd3baQ&search=funny%20wrestling
Ok i'm done then. I did 3

wardy
July 11th, 2006, 12:14 PM
FUCKING REP LADZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Second City Saint
July 11th, 2006, 12:51 PM
An oldie but a goodie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9K-wEUCCvE0&search=iron%20sheik

JAYD
July 11th, 2006, 2:22 PM
Might not get a chance to watch the rest of these until tomorrow, so you have until then to post more goodies!

JAYD
July 11th, 2006, 3:10 PM
Who has your vote thus far?

Haven't watched a few of them yet, but it's hard to pick...I mean, you can't go wrong with kids jumping off a roof and getting hurt, fat women sitting on Scott Steiner and Rikishi randomly pointing, or Beavis and Butthead ripping on the Hulkster.

ysanthl
July 12th, 2006, 12:18 AM
You didn't think Elmo performing a Canadian Destroyer was funny? Or just not one of your favorites?

JAYD
July 12th, 2006, 6:46 PM
You didn't think Elmo performing a Canadian Destroyer was funny? Or just not one of your favorites?

I hadn't seen it yet...but I have now, and we have a winner!

(Several others will get rep as well for honorable mentions)

Hells Bells
July 13th, 2006, 12:07 AM
I'd rep someone, but it would do no good :(

ysanthl
July 13th, 2006, 12:29 AM
I hadn't seen it yet...but I have now, and we have a winner!

(Several others will get rep as well for honorable mentions)

Thank you very much sir. I will try my best in your next request.

Second City Saint
July 13th, 2006, 3:28 PM
Dammit. I know this is done, but JAYD, enjoy this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfEFk3LDiys&search=necro%20butcher

JAYD
July 17th, 2006, 5:24 PM
Game #2: Find an old post, preferably from more than a year ago, from the Rajah boards in one of the wrestling folders, that will make me laugh. Extra points if its a quote that makes a current highly respected board member look silly. GO!

FaSho34
July 17th, 2006, 6:46 PM
Miss HIV contest


http://www.sabcnews.com/africa/southern_af...2,98853,00.html (http://www.sabcnews.com/africa/southern_africa/0,2172,98853,00.html)

Yo, I understand about being positive when faced with any obstacle, but this takes the ultimate piss!

Botswana holds beauty pageant to choose Miss HIV :$
February 26, 2005, 19:00

There is a cat walk banquet, hordes of journalists, traditional dancing and time-consuming hair styling - but at Botswana's beauty pageant every competitor must be HIV positive.

At a palm tree-studded resort and conference centre in the capital Gaborone, 12 girls are competing this weekend for the title "Miss HIV Stigma Free". "We are saying here we are HIV positive and it doesn't mean it's the end of the line," Kgalalelo Ntsepe (33) the reigning Miss HIV, said in her cluttered one room cottage, where she displays trophies of her win in 2003.

Largest global diamond producer Botswana has one of the highest HIV rates in the world with an estimated third of the population infected. The government is using its mineral wealth to provide life prolonging anti-retroviral drugs - but many do not know their HIV status or are unwilling to come forward for treatment. Organisers say the pageant aims to tackle that stigma.

"After I started the medicine, I became stronger and stronger," said Ntsepe, who was diagnosed in 2001. "We are trying to say there is life with this medication. Some don't believe I'm HIV positive because I'm so healthy." Aids groups welcome the pageant, which is sponsored by British bank Barclays. "It may just be a pageant, but it is important because it brings together people with HIV who are open about their status," said Brad Ryder, a spokesperson for the African Comprehensive HIV/Aids Programme. "They need support, they need to come out and get acceptance for their condition." - Reuters

In the Asylum around March '05

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July 18th, 2006, 2:37 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Gaz
Cats are evil.


So says the guy with the Cappy as his ava.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Harry
Its not my cat you dickhead, Im not gonna put a load of fucking litter trays out am I. Now fuck off Cats are shit.


:eek: :mad: :evilgrin: *cracks knuckles*

I hate cat-haters so much that I hope they all die and get reincarnated as toilet seats in the diarrhea ward of a hospital during a massive diarrhea plague

I know some people prefer dogs but I'm a cat man myself.

I've never had a cat bark at me or try to take a chunk out of my ass.

And anyone who says cats are not affectionate are just a bunch of fucking dumb-asses who don't know jack shit about cats.

I've had cats my whole life and they are very affectionate

Cat-haters can bad mouth cats all they want, but at least cats can't kill you.

While dogs can depending on how big they are.

That's one thing I never understood about those redneck or Gothy people who hate cats and prefer dogs.

They think cats are violent or something and yet they love dogs.

Dogs bark at you and can kill you. That's right. Dogs actually kill people.

If a cat hates you, it will usually run away or hiss, then run away.

At the most, a cat may scratch you. Whereas a dog could REALLY hurt you.

Dogs have been known to kill people.

Dogs also fart, and their farts smell worst then human farts.

Dogs also eat their own shit.

Dogs annoy me too. When I had a long tired day, I don't want some damn animal getting all excited and jumping up and down. Especially if his mouth smells like shit.

I realize some people are insecure in their lives and need that kind of affection, but I don't.

When I am tired, last thing I want is a dog, jumping all over me, biting me, and wanting me to play with it.

At least cats are calm and can calmly be affectionate with you without drooling on you, barking at you, or jumping all over you and getting you dirty.

I also realize some people like getting more out of the deal when having pets. Having companionship is not enough for dog lovers.

They want their pets to be able to do tricks.

I've heard some cat-haters say they dislike cats because they cannot do tricks like dogs can.

I guess them hick people like dogs because they help hunt for them.

And dog's like to lick feet for goodness' shake. How crazy is that? That right there tells me the dog creature was meant to be the bitch of people.

You yell at a cat, he tells you to go fuck yourself in his own way.

A dog cowers down and puts his tail between his legs

I think dog lovers are very insecure people. Pretty much, dogs are literally their bitches. There is no companionship.

Most dog lovers probably live alone too. They need dogs to get all excited when they come home and they want dogs to do tricks for them and entertain them. And lick their feet for them. Or go out and hunt other animals for them and kill them. Having their friendship is not enough.

That is why those insecure monsters hate cats probably. Because cats aren't going to put up with that shit and be your bitch.

They ain't gonna kiss your feet, do your hunting for you, do tricks for you, or take any of your shit.

That is why some people hate cats so much. I mean, when you buy a pet, you can either buy a bitch/slave [a dog].....or a friend. I prefer a friend.

Cats are real pets. They just want your friendship, nothing more. That is why I prefer cats. You have to earn their love and affection. There are no "deals" either.

There is no "master" or owner. A cat does not have to do tricks to earn yours either. No foot licking.

Both sides earn the love. Just like how it is with friends. Real friends. There is just the friendship and the friendship only.

NOTE: I do not hate dogs. I have two in fact. I would also never hurt a dog. I am not like cat haters. I am better then they are. I would never hurt anyone or anything ever unless it was in self defensive.

Notice that most cat haters are uneducated redneck hicks or Gothy freaky punks too.

Or teenage males that will probably become the next Charles Manson. You never meet any normal people that want to hurt cats.

Babies are on the same level as cats and yet I don't see anyone killing babies.

Babies can grow up to become serial killers and rapists so you'd be better off whacking babies really.

And I don't get why you are all big time human lovers when people smell and again, most of them are violent creatures and the fact that they do have more intelligence makes them twice as dangerous.

BTW: Anyone ever watch Garfield?

Who runs things on that show?

The cat.

And who is the dumb-ass?

The dog.

How about Heathcliff?

He always kicks those dumb dog's asses.

And how about Catwoman? What a hottie she is....and no, I am not talking about that crappy movie made last year.

I am talking the 1992 Batman Returns flick.

What exactly do you punks have against cats? Were you scratched by one as kids? You probably all deserved it. Seriously, enough with the anti-cat stuff.

Cats are just innocent creatures and only a sick bully would hurt them. You and I both know that you and the other cat-haters out there don't have the guts to take on an animal or a person that would fight back, because you and your kind are nothing but a bunch of yellow cowards.

So to all you cat-haters. I hope Catwoman, Heathcliff and Garfield all stomp your asses if ever you try to ever hurt a sweet little cat.

CATS RULE!

Heathcliff, Heathcliff no one should terrify their neighborhood.
But Heathcliff just won't be undone playing pranks on everyone.
There's a race to be on top the competition doesn't stop.

Mixing it with the ladies man being charming debonair.
The gang will rein supreme and no one can deny.
They'll make some history and always have an alibi.
So join in the jubilee the cats are great, they'll all agree.
You'll find in each calamity the cat's superiority.

Huh, ah oh, oh ah oh, ah uh. Huh oh ah, ah oh, oh ah oh uh uh.
Heathcliff, Heathcliff no one should terrify the neighborhood.
But Heathcliff just won't be undone you should realize he can win it with you.



in the aslyum, around 2004 or 3 i think

ysanthl
July 18th, 2006, 11:26 AM
Wow i will look for some thing but that cat thing. Just wow.

Eddie Colon
July 18th, 2006, 1:10 PM
old corino posts sure make him look bad, I'll try to find a funny one.

JAYD
July 18th, 2006, 2:14 PM
Okay that cat thing is insane, but I said from a wrestling folder, so that doesnt' count as far as I know. Keep working!

ysanthl
July 19th, 2006, 12:01 AM
Originally posted by shamrock86



Stone Colds has cancer?

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I heard from an inside source that Stone cold has cancer in testacles and thats why he was fired and the neck was just a cover up.

Not sure if its true bout its what I heard.



no its true he has had probelms in the past i have inside sources would u really want 2 tell everyone u have ball cancer, id ont think so. they discovered it from summer slam 1999 they checked his balls after the match because HHH slamed them into the ring post and when Sgt.Slaughter checkded them he found the ball cancer i swear!

Slaughter choked them & realized there was sumthin wrong withe them and he told austin and austin went and saw some physican or sumthing i think it was doctor Siegler.

oops he checked the not choked them

i know he wasnt fired he just took a leap of absence to get surgery and time to recover, jeez i tell u guy this 2 let u know and u spit in my face.


Wow this one is alot harder. I am having quite the time finding anything remotley funny. I kinda had a laugh at this. Testacles? There is more to this. Pretty funny. I just took the better parts of it.

http://forums.rajah.com/showthread.php?t=56490

Japanda
July 19th, 2006, 2:11 AM
I missunderstood but thanks for the compliment on the thread! i will look somemore

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July 19th, 2006, 2:25 AM
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The Rock has Liposuction....on his chest.
:wtf:

Wrestler-turned-movie star Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson has had liposuction on his chest because it was beginning to look too big.

"The Scorpion King" star admits he had fat sucked out of his chest.

He says, "It was an aesthetic thing. I went in and showed the doctor, and he said, 'Are you crazy?' I was walking around with my shirt off all the time, so I had it done."

http://www.sfgate.com/columnists/dailydish/


true or not, this one is till funny, great when you read the thread

JAYD
July 25th, 2006, 1:24 PM
Bumping this to give you guys more of a chance to look for some funny quotes...it's hard, I know, but you guys are top notch. Bring on the quotes!

Canucker
July 25th, 2006, 5:21 PM
Quite. Even the look of Smackdown is crap. That big silver fist needs to go up Benoits ass.

From Jan 2004. Made me laugh.

JAYD
August 18th, 2006, 4:36 PM
Nice one Canucker, I'll rep ya.

Task #3: Go to www.thehistoryofwwe.com and find a bizarre match that took place sometime in WWF history. Cite the match, date, result, etc. Weirdest match and booking wins rep.

Kronedog
August 18th, 2006, 7:04 PM
In Your House 6
February 18, 1996
Louisville, Kentucky
The Louisville Gardens

CRYBABY MATCH: Razor Ramon defeated The 1-2-3 Kid w/Ted DiBiase
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Razor Ramon kicked baby-powder in 123 Kid's face, and hit a Razor's Edge, but pulled his head up after a 2-count..
Razor Ramon nailed a second Razor's Edge and scored the 1-2-3 for the win!
After the match, Razor threw babypowder in Ted DiBiase's face and then put a diaper on the 1-2-3 Kid!

Sparky
August 19th, 2006, 3:02 PM
WWF @ Fayetteville, NC - Crown Coliseum - June 29, 1999 (8,227; sell out)
Raw is War - 7/5/99:

The Godfather (w/ Val Venis, Albert, & Droz) pinned Gangrel with a legdrop; prior to the bout, the Godfather introduced Albert & Droz as his new hoes; after the bout, Albet & Droz attacked Godfather & Venis, with Gangrel hitting the DDT on the Godfather; moments later, Edge & Christian came out to take Gangrel to the back




A pimp pins a vampire with a legdrop, while being accompanied by a porn star, the world's hairiest man whores who then attack the pimp and the porn star with help from the vampire.

You can find all the zaney matches you want, this MUST take the cake.

Sparky
August 20th, 2006, 7:13 PM
I really encourage everyone to try and keep this game alive. :)

Mazer
August 20th, 2006, 7:27 PM
On June 25 at King of the Ring 2000 Patterson defended the Championship against Brisco in an hardcore evening gown match booked by Vince McMahon after Patterson and Brisco brawled in the women's locker room. In the course of the match, Crash Holly attacked both men and pinned Patterson to become Hardcore Champion.

Myron Hardy
August 21st, 2006, 1:33 AM
The Rock pinned Hulk Hogan at 16:23 with two Rock Bottoms and the People's Elbow after avoiding the legdrop; after the bout, Hogan extended his hand to Rock, with Rock accepting; after Rock left the ring, Scott Hall & Kevin Nash came out, confronted Hogan, and double teamed him until Rock returned to help make the save; moments later, Hogan and Rock posed before leaving the ring together; voted Pro Wrestling Illustrated's Match of the Year

What? Hogan jobbing cleanly in the WWF/E for the first time in 2002 isn't bizarre enough for you? HUH???????

Myron Hardy
August 22nd, 2006, 3:50 AM
I retract my statement, I never watched Warrior/Hogan but did he job cleanly there? Anyways, don't let this game die.