The Official RSA

[Tha Kyd]

I just thought it would be a good idea to store some of the matches that RSA has had over the course of (nearly) a year! Really for archiving purposes!

[Tha Kyd]

She's got her halo and wings
hidden under his eyes.
But she's an angel for sure.
She just can't stop telling lies.

But it's too late for his love
already caught in a trap.
His angel's kiss was a joke,
and she is not coming back.

Because heaven sends, and heaven takes;
crashing cars in his brain.
Keep him tied up to a dream,
and only she can set him free.

And then he says to me:
Kill me now,
Kill me now,
Kill me now,
Kill me now.

Kill me now,
Kill me now,
Kill me now,
Kill me now.

Again and again

PYRO************
PYRO
PYRO
PYRO!!!!!!!

FRIDAY FIGHT NIGHT

As soon as the Pyro Finishes, Mr Hopkins’s music hits and he makes his way out in front of the adoring fans. Hopkins slap’s hands and then grabs a Microphone and slides into the ring.

Mr Hopkins-HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE FIRST RAJAH WRESTLING FEDERATION FRIDAY FIGHT NIGHT. Now RWC and RSW Have been purchased by a Consortium and guess who they chose to be the commissioner of their brand new enterprise! That’s Right your old buddy…..

Krob’s music hits and he slowly walks down the ramp much to the disgust of Hopkins ignoring the fans.

Krob-Krob! The owners of this new federation realised how boring you were and how they needed a legend like me on board as a commissioner. They said that they saw the chemistry between you and me as owners of RWC and RSW and thought we could create great television partnered together….Basically they realised how much I piss you off!

Mr Hopkins- Oh great, when I signed this contract they didn’t tell me I was going to have a co commissioner! I could quit right now…

Krob- Or How about I make you quit! We are facing each other at the first PPV Old Business/New Beginnings! How about we make it interesting, If you win I’ll quit, and If I win then I’ll never have to see your face again!

Mr Hopkins-I can do better then that, how about the Last Man Standing loses their job! Deal?

Hopkins stretches out his hand, Krob grabs it and stares down Hopkins

Krob-Deal!

Match 1
RWF Title Tournament
Jam-Bomb vs. Benpass
The two men both get great reactions from the Wrestling starved crowd. The two men exchange punches in the middle of the ring, and Benpass backs Jam-Bomb into the corner and makes Jam-Bomb shudder with punches to the body. Benpass lifts Jam-Bomb up onto the turnbuckle and then hit’s a HUGE Bubba Bomb. This one could be over already 1...2.Jam-Bomb kicks out. Benpass tries to pick Jam-Bomb up but Jam-Bomb kicks him away and then clothesline’s him onto the ropes! Jam-Bomb then hit’s a picture perfect dropkick to send Benpass onto the outside. Bomb then wrenches hold of the ropes…And Takes Benpass down with a vaulting body press. Jam-Bomb grabs Benpass and slams his head onto the announcers table, before Irish whipping him onto the apron. Jam-Bomb attempts a clothesline but the veteran sees him coming and drop toe holds him onto the turnbuckle. Benpass takes Bomb down with a DDT, and then signals for the Buzzsaw kick…HE HITS IT. Jam-Bomb’s neck stretches in ways it is not supposed to go! Benpass rolls Jam-Bomb into the ring and goes for the cover…1...2...Jam-Bomb Kicks out.

Benpass signals for another Buzzsaw Kick but Jam-Bomb this time dodges Benpass’s swinging leg and jumps into a Bridge Pin 1...2..Benpass Kicks out. Benpass frantically kicks out of the pinning predicament and sprints at Jam-Bomb only to be met with a brain scrambling super kick! Jam-Bomb climbs the top rope…And Hit’s a Corkscrew Moonsault! He goes for the cover 1...2...Benpass Kicks out. Jam-Bomb picks Benpass up and Goes for the Unprettier……BUT BENPASS LIFTS JAM-BOMB UP AND DROPS HIM RIGHT ON THE ROPES. Jam-Bomb had his Testicles Tangled! Benpass climbs the top rope…AND HIT’S A GUILLOTINE LEGDROP ON THE PRONE JAM-BOMB. What a Move! He goes for the cover 1...2...Jam-Bomb kicks out. Benpass puts the boots to Jam-Bomb and rests him on the turnbuckle. Benpass then sprints the whole of the ring before dropkicking Jam-Bomb. He drops into the cover 1...2...3NO, Jam-Bomb kicks out at the LAST possible moment. Benpass does not worry and instead picks Jam-Bomb up and attempts the tiger bomb…But Jam-Bomb Wriggles out and splatters Benpass on the canvass with a DDT. Jam-Bomb bounces off the ropes and hit’s a Leg Drop, He goes for the cover 1...2..Benpass Kicks out. Jam-Bomb picks Benpass up…PILEDRIVER! This is it! 1...2...3NO, Benpass somehow kicks out! Jam-Bomb can’t believe that! He lifts Benpass up again…A SECOND PILEDRIVER! 1...2...3 Jam-Bomb wins it, It took two successive Piledrivers but Jam-Bomb does it.
Winner and In the Quarter Finals
Jam-Bomb

Match 2
RWF Title Tournament
Funazz vs. Marijuana
The High Flying Marijuana starts this match by wriggling out of a lock up and heel kicking Funazz in the back of the head. Marijuana then hit’s a low drop kick to Funazz’s head. Marijuana bounces off the ropes and then bulldog’s Funazz to the floor. He climbs the turnbuckle and then hit’s a diving hurricarana on Funazz leaving him stricken. He goes for the cover 1...2 Funazz kicks out. Marijuana tries to continue the offense but Funazz rakes him in the eyes and whips him out of the ring. Funazz then hit’s a double axe handle off the apron and then hit’s a swinging neck breaker on the mat. Funazz whips him over the barrier into the crowd and tramples on him in the concrete. Funazz Grabs Marijuana…and Then Suplex’s him over the barrier onto the floor! Funazz then drops a leg from the top of the apron. He rolls him into the ring 1...2..Marijuana kicks out. Funazz gets Marijuana into the turnbuckle corner and hit’s a 10 punch. Marijuana then groggily stutters out and gets a bulldog for his troubles from Funazz. Funazz then bounces off the ropes and hit’s a Lionsault. Cover 1...2...Marijuana kicks out. Funazz continues the assault taking the boots to Marijuana. Funazz reaches down to punch Marijuana…But he slam’s Funazz’s head into the canvass. Marijuana clothesline’s Funazz once, then twice THEN A 3rd time. Marijuana is on fire! He runs at Funazz, Funazz leap frog’s him…FUNAZZIUM SPAZZIUM! Funazz climbs the top rope…SHOOTING STAR PRESS. 1...2...3 Funazz wins it
Winner and in the quarter Finals
Funazz


Now its time for the StoneColdChris/Nattydred contract signing. At Old Business/New Beginnings these two men. These two men could be considered the future of this company and with an I Quit Stipulation this could easily steal the show. SCC First makes his way to the ring, interestingly using the Societies music and wearing the colours of the Society. Natty then makes his way to the ring, his eyes never leaving those of SCC.
Both men sit down at opposite sides of the table set up in the ring.
Chris takes the mic.

“Natty, my friend, it looks like this is finally going to happen then, doesn’t it? SCC and NattyDred, the “future” of the company going one on one, and it won’t finish until one of us gives up. Natty, I don’t know about you but I am frankly tired of being called the future, I am the present. I am the most dominating superstar today. Vie paid my dues, vie worked my ass off, and now im ready to take my place among the elite. How can I fail, I have been trained by the very best. I have been trained to be brutal, cold and most importantly never to say “I QUIT!” Which I wont, so bring your best bitch, but it will not be enough, and that is the Stone Cold Truth!”

“Chris, would you please shut the fuck up. Stop running your mouth non stop and lets me see some action. I don’t care that you were trained by Slare or how you are ready to take your place at the top, all I care about is that you show up in that ring, and I beat the holy high hell out of you and make you quit.”

Natty takes the pen and begins to sign…

Chris, your reign, of lets just say, nothingness will continue at the PPV, because the moment you see Natty Dred arrive at the arena you will want to scream I Quit. It is nothing to be ashamed of though, and look if you want to back out, I suggest you do so now before the contract signing. If you do pull out, I will understand fully. We all know that you aren't man enough for a match of this calibre

"Lets look at your career so far shall we Chris. If you like, This IS your Life. Trust me fans, this wont take long. If you are dying to go to the toilet, or want to go get some popcorn, go get some now. Chris, people were saying to me, 'oh Dred, how do you think you can compete with someone like Chris, whose career has been absolutely amazing blah blah blah'. At that point I stopped them talking, and asked them if they could name any moment that you had done that was great."

"Chris, this I Quit match is going to be another moment when you are remembered for one thing, screaming like a little girl on the floor as I continue to beat you to the pulp you deserve to be. Slare overshadowed you in RWC, and I promise every superstar, even Da One, will overshadow you here."

"It must have been a hard role to fill in the RWC, I mean, you had a guy who followed your every footstep, modeled himself on you, Nightmare, who, besides you was RWC's bender. Then you had jam-bomb, a Undisputed Title winner. And Slare, RWC legend. I'd better stop now before all those names become to much for you, and you have a nervous breakdown and you piss those y-fronts that yopur grandma knitted for you last Christmas. And that‘s the Natty Truth"

Chris takes the pen and signs too.

“Natty, be prepared for absolute hell, and be prepared to quit. Look me in the eye when I say this, at the ppv I are going to destroy you. I am going to take you apart piece by piece until you say I quit. You thought what Rock did to Foley was something or Cena to JBL, wait till I gets my hands on you and you'll and the world ”

Men get in each others face, Natty turns and begins to walk away, but wait, SCC with a cheap shot, oh my god, and this thing has broken down into a brawl.
Here comes the Security to break it up, but these two aren’t giving up easy, this is intense stuff, and it’s only going to get worse when they meet one on one in the ring.

Backstage OpportunityKnocks and TripleB meet up. They discuss their past history and say that they hope that whoever loses wins the title for the memory of RSW.

Match 3
Timesplitter vs. Nightmare
Timesplitter Energetically Slides into the ring and waits for his opponent. “Gay Bar” By Electric Six hits but Nightmare does not come out. The music ends and is played again but still no Nightmare. The referee speaks with the Ring Announcer and Timesplitter and then starts to count Nightmare out 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10! What a shame, Nightmare hasn’t turned up. This must feel hollow to Timesplitter but regardless he is through to the next round. Timesplitter begs the referee to reconsider but the deed has been done,
Winner via Countout
Timesplitter
Timesplitter grabs the mike unhappily “I really didn’t want to win that way! I don’t want to seem like I lucked my way through so I am challenging anyone in the locker-room to a match right now.”

Dazz’s music hits and the former Undisputed Champion makes his way out to a great reception. The two men shake hands and the bell rings.

Match 4
Timesplitter vs. Dazz
The Two men lock up and try to gain advantage but it is a stalemate as the two men are greatly matched. Timesplitter grab’s Dazz’s leg and takes him down and then drops an elbow on the Norwich fan’s back. Timesplitter bounces off the ropes and deposit’s a knee right in Dazz’s face! Timesplitter goes for a cover but only gets a 1 count. Timesplitter grabs Dazz and roughly Slams his down again before climbing the turnbuckle and drops an elbow. 1...2 Dazz kicks out. Timesplitter connects with Dazz’s jaw with a spinning heel kick. Timesplitter picks Dazz up but he fights back and connects with left and rights on his chest. Dazz then chops Timesplitter’s exposed flesh, Timesplitter fights back with another chop and soon we have a huge chopping war. Dazz stops this however with a sweeping movement which sends Timesplitter onto the ground. Dazz then grabs Timesplitter and then whips him hard into the turnbuckle. Timesplitter bounces groggily into the turnbuckle and then walks straight into the BOOK END. Dazz drops down into the cover 1...2..Timesplitter kicks out. Dazz hit’s a DDT on Timesplitter, before dropkicking his back. Dazz runs at Timesplitter but Splitter drops toe hold’s him into the ropes before Guillotining him. Timesplitter then explodes out of the traps with a Spear! But he is not covering. Timesplitter instead climbs the top rope, SHOOTING STAR PRESS……OH MY GOD! DAZZ LIFTS UP HIS KNEES AND TIMESPLITTER IMPALES HIMSELF ON DAZZ’S KNEES!

Dazz is shocked as Timesplitter rolls around in agony! Surely his ribs must be broken here. Dazz hit’s a German Suplex on Timesplitter, he keeps a hold of Splitter and hits another one. Finally he hit’s a 3rd on a motionless Timesplitter. The cover is elementary now surely! 1...2...3NO! Timesplitter despite looking unconscious kicks out of the pinfall. Dazz grabs Timesplitter and then twists him into the Sharpshooter. Timesplitter’s face has no reaction on it! Dazz does not here the usual screams of pain and bemused breaks the hold. Dazz goes for another cover 1...2...3TIMESPLITTER KICKS OUT. Is Timesplitter toying with Dazz! Dazz picks Timesplitter up….ULTIMO DRAGON DDT! This one is over! Dazz cockily goes for a cover 1...2...3NO!!!!!! TIMESPLITTER KICKS OUT. Dazz can’t believe it. Timesplitter is getting up, Timesplitter is on his knees! SLEEPER HOLD. Timesplitter flails around helplessly as Dazz clamps down on the Sleeper Hold. Timesplitter has his head down. The referee grabs Timesplitter’s arm once and there is no reaction, twice and no reaction. He Lifts it for a 3rd time But Timesplitter powers out. Timesplitter takes Dazz down with a clothesline, and another clothesline. Timesplitter is on fire here. He Slams Dazz to the canvass. He Hit’s a Moonsault 1...2.Dazz kicks out. Timesplitter drops a leg on Dazz. Timesplitter has Dazz ready for the Edgecution….What the hell! Its Da One, Da One is jealous he doesn’t have a match and has caused the disqualification! He wails away on Timesplitter…Dazz taps him on the shoulder…SWEET CHIN MUSIC. Timesplitter climbs the top rope, SHOOTING STAR PRESS. Dazz and Timesplitter shake hands in the middle of the ring after this great match
Winner
No Contest

Backstage FaSho comes up to Nattydred and says he does not care about the hype given to his I Quit match, He will knock him out of the Title Tournament on Monday!

Main Event
RWF Title Tournament
Oceansmafia vs. Bruno
What a challenge here for the rookie Bruno. In his first ever match he is going up against 3 times champion Oceansmafia in the main event of the first ever RWF show. Oceansmafia immediately bullies Bruno slapping the rookie, Bruno tries to punch back but Mafia wrenches his arm sending him to the floor. Mafia kicks Bruno sending him onto his belly, Mafia then goes for a cocky pin but Bruno doesn’t even let it get to one. Bruno grabs a hold of Mafia’s leg and Mafia tries to kick Bruno away but he resolutely hangs on. Mafia tries to shake Bruno off and is surprised when he lets go, Bruno pokes Mafia in the eyes and Hit’s a DDT! Bruno wails away on Mafia’s face much to the disgust of Mafia. Mafia connects to Bruno with a stiff punch and runs at him attempting a clothesline but Bruno ducks it and connects with an enziguiri! Bruno whips Mafia into the corner and lifts him up onto it attempting a Superplex…But Mafia pushes him off! Mafia drops an Elbow onto Bruno. Mafia then pulls the protection of the turnbuckle leaving Solid steel. Mafia grabs Bruno and tries to whip him into it but Bruno reverses it! Mafia sticks his leg up and stops him from flying head first into the steel! Bruno Grabs Mafia and attempts the DDT…BUT MAFIA BACK DROPS HIM HEADFIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! Mafia then Picks Bruno up…AND POWERBOMB’S HIM INTO THE TURNBUCKLE.

Bruno is bleeding! Bruno is his first ever match is wearing the crimson mask. Mafia picks up Bruno and slams him to the ground, Mafia then bounces off the ropes and mockingly hit’s a 5 knuckle shuffle covering his hand with Bruno’s Blood. Mafia wipes the blood across his chest and then signals Rest In Peace! Mafia plants Bruno in between his legs…LAST RIDE! Bruno has been power bombed onto the stiff canvass. This is where the big boy’s play rookie! Mafia has gone for a cocky pin but it doesn’t matter 1...2...3NO!!!!!!!!!! BRUNO KICKS OUT OF THE LAST RIDE. MAFIA CAN’T BELIEVE IT. He Lifts Bruno up again…But Bruno punches him in the head and falls to the ground…OH MY GOD! Bruno just pushed Mafia headfirst into the exposed turnbuckle. Mafia walks back into Bruno…DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! But Bruno is too knackered to make the cover, he eventually crawls over, the crowd is on their feet Can Bruno do one of the greatest giant kills in history. 1.…….2.…….MAFIA KICKS OUT. He took to long to make the cover and Oceansmafia kicks out. He was so close! Bruno takes the boots to Mafia and slaps him in the face. Bruno puts his hand on his face and rubs his blood all over Mafia! Bruno signals for the super kick…Mafia Ducks…SPINEBUSTER! The big man is back in control. He lifts Bruno on his shoulders…Bruno punches Mafia and falls off he bounces Mafia into the ropes…BRIDGE PIN FOR BRUNO 1...2...3!NO! He kicked out. Mafia kicked out. Bruno runs at Mafia but is met by a stiff kick to the head. Mafia is angry now and is kicking the Hell out of Bruno. He rests Bruno on the ropes, He Runs at Bruno….SUPER KICK!!!!!!!!!!!! BRUNO HITS HIS FINISHER. ITS GOING TO HAPPEN BRUNO IS GOING TO BEAT OCEANSMAFIA 1...2...3!!!! Bruno did it!
Winner and in the Quarter Finals of the Title Tournament
BRUNO

The show ends with a bloodied jubilant Bruno celebrating in the ring whilst a shell-shocked Oceansmafia crawls down the ramp swearing revenge on Bruno!

END

[Tha Kyd]

I wanted you to know
That I love the way you laugh
I wanna hold you high and steal your pain …away
I keep your photograph
;Not know it serves me well
I wanna hold you high and steal your pain

because I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away

You've gone away
You don't feel me here....anymore

The worst is over now
And we can breathe again
I wanna hold you high, you steal my pain away
There's so much left to learn
And no one left to fight
I wanna hold you high and steal your pain

cause I'm broken when I'm open
And I don’t feel like I am strong enough
cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don’t feel right when you’re gone away

cause I'm broken when I'm open
And I don’t feel like I am strong enough
cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don’t feel right when you’re gone away

cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
You don't feel me here....anymore

PYRO PYRO
PYRO XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

PYRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RSA TUESDAY NIGHT TOMATO!!

The Second Ever Rajah Wrestling Federation show starts with Da One strutting to the ring much to the crowd’s disgust. The crowd chants “Asshole” and an irritated Da One grabs a mike and slides into the ring!

Da One-I’m not an asshole but you err like assholes! I am going to beat Dazz in like 10 seconds and then I’m going to win the title and then I am going to take over the RWF and then I’m going to take over the world hahaha And that’s the Da Truth cause I am Da One and only. Now….

Thank God Dazz is here, he sprints up the ramp and steals the mike of Da One
Dazz-SHUT UP FOR GOD SAKE!

Match 1
RWF Title Tournament Match
Da One vs. Dazz
The bell rings and an angry Da One swings Wildly at Dazz, Dazz easily dodges and takes Da One down in a roll up…1...2...3!
Winner and in the RWF Title Tournament Quarter Finals
Dazz

Da One grabs the mike again and has a tantrum in the ring

Da One-Hey that wasn’t fair! The Bell didn’t ring. OH Come on Dazz, you don’t want to win that way, Lets Make it best 2/3 falls!

Dazz shrugs his shoulders and gets back in the ring, The referee is not sure what to do but he rings the bell anyway

Match 1
RWF Title Tournament Match
Best 2/3 Falls
Da One vs. Dazz
Da One goes for a clothesline but Dazz ducks. Da One bounces off the ropes and Runs into the Sweet Chin Music 1...2...3
Winner and in the RWF Title Tournament Quarter Finals/B]
Dazz

Backstage StoneColdChris and Nattydred meet. Nattydred says that for the sake of honour lets not interfere in our matches tonight, there are better ways to make a point then sour grapes. StoneColdChris agrees and they unsteadily shake hands.

[B]Match 2
RWF Title Tournament Match
Nattydred vs. FaSho
Nattydred makes his way to the ring and you can see the focus in his eyes. He realizes what’s at stake here, a chance to prove himself in a new company to become top dog. Marijuana is now making his way to the ring. Fasho is also looking to prove that he can be somebody in RWF. These two have had a heated history in the past, with FaSho being the victim of the formation of the Regime. Suddenly StoneColdChris appears. He walks down the ramp and plonks himself at the announcers table, Nattydred slides out of the ring and has a quick word with Chris and noticeably shaken slides into the ring as the bell rings.
FaSho charges at a distracted Nattydred immediately and connects with a huge clothesline. FaSho lays an endless assault of punches to Nattydred. FaSho goes to Nattydred’s feet and goes for a Boston crab. It looks like he is trying to end it early. Nattydred breaks free. FaSho pulls Nattydred up and Irish whips him to the ropes. FaSho puts his head down for body drop, but Nattydred kicks FaSho’s head and plants him with a DDT.

Now Nattydred gets on the offence. Nattydred goes behind FaSho and hits a German suplex. Nattydred goes to the ropes and delivers a elbow drop to the chest of FaSho. Nattydred puts Funazz in a Sharpshooter! FaSho desperately claws at the canvass trying to get to the ropes…He takes one last lunge…and reaches them! Nattydred fully makes use of the 5 count before leaving FaSho rolling around in agony in the ring. Nattydred picks FaSho up but in desperation hit’s a standing enziguiri. FaSho waits till Dred gets back to his feet….AND HIT’S THE PROTOPLEX! FaSho crawls along the canvass and makes the cover 1...2...3NO NATTYDRED KICKS OUT! At ringside StoneColdChris stands up and tuts loudly, with the corner of his eye Nattydred sees this scene, FaSho tries to pick Nattydred but Dred kicks him head first into the turnbuckle. FaSho groggily walks back into…STUNNER! Nattydred climbs the turnbuckle…5*Frog Splash! 1...2...3 Nattydred progresses. Nattydred stares at StoneColdChris as a beaten FaSho is motionless in the ring
Winner and in the RWF Title Tournament Quarter Finals
Nattydred

OceansMafia then comes out to the ring. He says that he is absolutely gutted about being beaten by a complete rookie but he has to be philosophical about it. Shit happens and he will get his revenge on that punk ass kid. As for now he is concerned about the TV Title and to get him ready for the big match he wants another person in the match right now, Someone who has done something in the business unlike that flash in the Pan Bruno. He wants Benpass in a match. Benpass swiftly comes out and the bell rings:

Match 3
Benpass vs. OceansMafia
As soon as Benpass reaches the ring Mafia takes him down with a big boot to the face I guess this match is already underway. Mafia does not let Benpass get up and he delivers some deadly punches to the skull before pulling his opponent to his feet and executing a deadly sidewalk slam. Mafia pulls Benpass to his feet once more but his opponent manages to push the big guy off of him and he kicks him in the gut and delivers a DDT. Mafia falls face first into the floor and rolls around clutching his face before trying to get back to his feet again. As he does so Benpass hits some big punches, which knocks Mafia back to the ropes. He then grabs Mafia and tries a bear hug but Mafia powers out of it and hits a massive big boot to Benpass as he turns round.

Benpass still gets to his feet fairly quickly and Mafia charges at him and takes him down with a clothesline. Mafia does not want Benpass to get back up again so he begins stomping away at him viciously, before Benpass grabs Mafia’s leg and pulls him to the floor, what’s this, FIGURE FOUR! Benpass has managed to lock the figure four leg lock on Mafia! Mafia is trying desperately to reach the ropes, he is so close, Benpass applies more pressure and Mafia’s shoulders touch the floor! 1………2…. No he manages to get a hand on the rope! Benpass can’t believe it. He thought he had defeated Oceansmafia there. Mafia is now holding his leg after that move and Benpass looks to take full advantage of this. He picks Mafia up but he picks Benpass up and launches him headfirst to the outside. That must be a turning point in this match!

Mafia slides to the outside and picks up Benpass who is looking quite dazed after landing headfirst on the outside. Mafia now pulls his opponent up and throws him into the steel steps which break on impact. Benpass is rolling around on the floor outside clutching his neck. Mafia uses this as a moment to get his breath back, but as Benpass gets back to his feet Mafia runs at him, but Benpass moves and Mafia clatters into the steel ring post! Mafia now falls to his knees and holds his head. Benpass picks up the former RWC Champion, and throws him towards the announcers table. Mafia lands headfirst on the edge of the table and falls to the floor. Benpass tells the reff to start counting and he does so, after Benpass slides back into the ring. The referee gets to six as Mafia claws his way up using the table before he runs back into the ring and ducks Benpass who tried to hit a clothesline, as his opponent turns round he flips him up onto his shoulders, LAST RIDE! Surely that’s the win! 1……..2…….. No Benpass manages to get the shoulder up. Oceansmafia can’t quite believe he did not get the three count there. Mafia seems to think the count was too slow and begins complaining to the referee, as Benpass sneaks up behind him and hits a huge German Suplex on his opponent. Mafia rolls to the outside and walks towards the steel chair and he picks it up. Benpass runs at the ropes and dives over them! The suicide dive connects! Both men are on the floor now in agony, I think Benpass was more injured doing that move, it is always risky doing it.

The reff is counting once again and both men are trying to get back to their feet. Both of them manage to just roll into the ring on the count of eight, which stops the referees count. Benpass slowly gets to his feet and kicks Oceansmafia in the gut, who falls back to the floor and drops the steel chair in the process. Benpass picks Mafia up but his opponent hoists him onto his shoulders, surely this is over! Benpass grabs the ropes, so Mafia can’t do the F-5! He would have won the match if he had of connected them, wait! He pulls Benpass off the rope and delivers a crushing F-5! Surely this is over! Mafia is going to the turnbuckle; he should just cover his opponent! The reff has turned his back and is clearing the chair from the table; Benpass gets back to his feet, lowblow!!!! Mafia falls headfirst off of the turnbuckle and the reff didn’t see a damn thing!

Benpass is on his feet, how he is remains a huge mystery to me. Benpass waits for Mafia to get up! Buzzsaw Kick! Surely victory is his now! Here is the pin! 1…….2…….. NO!! Mafia kicks out! Unbelievable. Mafia grabs the bottom rope and tries to get too his feet, and Benpass is doing the same. Whoever gets up first should take control of the match. They are both up at the same time and they run at one another and are both taken down with clotheslines to one another. The crowd are urging them both to get up as they slowly begin to show signs of life. Somehow Benpass is the first one to get to his feet, but he stumbles over as he gets up which may give Mafia the advantage. Mafia is now on two feet and he grabs Benpass and hits a massive Suplex on his opponent. Benpass is now down in the middle of the ring and Mafia slides to the outside and grabs a chair. The reff is warning him not to use it and Mafia jokingly holds it up pretending to hit the ref! He turns round, TIGER BOMB!!!! Connects! He didn’t know Benpass had got to his feet! Benpass crawls over and covers his opponent, 1……..2………3!!! The tiger bomb won it for Benpass! Mafia lies defeated in the middle of the ring, whereas Benpass, who was given a Last ride and an F-5, still managed to kick out, even if he did so via cheating, but he seized a great opportunity and ended up winning the match.

Winner
Benpass

As Benpass raises his arm in triumph, Mafia storms up to him, kick to the midsection! What the hell is this about! He throws Benpass to the outside over the top rope! Talk about being a sore looser. Benpass tries to get up and he is pulled up by the hair, he turns round, no, wait, he is hoisted onto Mafia’s shoulders, who moves near to where we are sitting, F-5 Onto the ringpost! Benpass’s head gives a sickening thud as he is F-5‘ed headfirst onto the ringpost. But Mafia just smiles and walks up the ramp! What a twat!


Match 4
RWF Title Tournament Match
StoneColdChris vs. Pimpdaddy
Nattydred follows suit and also watches his opponent at Old Business/New Beginnings from ring side. Pimpdaddy wants to get back to his former glories in the RWF after a rough time at the end of RSW. Just as the bell is about to ring Jam-Bomb’s music plays! It seems he is hear to help his former society team-mate. Jam-Bomb stares at Nattydred and then wait’s at ringside. StoneColdChris tries to lock up with the big man but fails miserable but gets tossed into the corner unceremoniously. StoneColdChris runs at Pimpdaddy but gets caught in a huge power slam. Pimp goes for a pin 1...2.Chris kicks out. Pimp stomps on StoneColdChris but Chris grabs his leg and throws him into the ropes. StoneColdChris then hit’s a beautiful Standing dropkick sending Pimpdaddy over the rope. Chris then animatedly argues with the referee whilst Jam-Bomb sends Pimpdaddy flying into the steel steps. Jam-Bomb is about to continue the offence when Nattydred comes flying in and clothesline’s him over the barrier. StoneColdChris grabs the ropes….AND TAKES DOWN NATTYDRED AND PIMPDADDY WITH A VAULTING BODYPRESS. Chris then splatter’s Pimp’s head on the mat with a DDT. Chris slides back into the ring as the referee starts to count:

1..2..3..4..5..6..7 Pimp gets to his feet 8 Pimp hears the count 9 Pimp is going towards the ring…Te…HE MAKES IT. Pimp rests on the edge of the apron…And Chris hit’s a sliding dropkick sending him onto the mat again. Chris goes for the vaulting body press again But Pimp CATCHES HIM. He’s on his shoulders now…Oh My what’s he going to do….OH MY GOD! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE! STONECOLDCHRIS HAS BEEN DEATH VALLEY DRIVED THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE BY PIMPDADDY. Pimpdaddy has won this match! Pimp rolls him into the ring! He took some time to do it but it doesn’t matter it as StoneColdChris is seeing stars. He goes for the cover 1...2...3WHA, STONECOLDCHRIS KICKS OUT! What fighting spirit by the youngster. Pimpdaddy picks Chris up…SPINEBUSTER! Surely this is it now 1...2...Chris kicks out again! Pimpdaddy cannot believe it. He has Chris between his legs…LAST RIDE!!! NO, CHRIS COUNTERS WITH A DDT! Chris slowly gets to his feet…and drop toe holds pimpdaddy into the ropes! He bounces off the ropes and hit’s a guillotine. He Takes Pimp down with a clothesline…Pimp runs at Chris…SUPERKICK! Pimp groggily turns around….DROPKICK! But into the referee…The referee is down. Jam-Bomb gets into the ring, he goes for the Unprettier…BUT STEEL CHAIR TO THE SKULL BY NATTYDRED, Chris complains about it…AND HE GETS ONE AS WELL, Pimp lifts Chris up…LAST RIDE! Goes for the cover 1...2...3! StoneColdChris is out!
Winner and in the Quarter Finals of the RWF Title Tournament
Pimpdaddy!
Nattydred kicks Chris in the head, as Pimpdaddy celebrates on the turnbuckle!

Main Event
RWF Title Tournament
TripleB vs. OpportunityKnocks
These Two men have a great history together. They both compiled a great part of the foundation, TripleB is the founder and a former RSW champion. OpportunityKnocks is a former RSW and Undisputed Champion. This is gunna be a hell of a match. The two men fake a staredown but then respectfully shake hands. The two men lock up and push as hard as they possibly can at each other in the middle of the ring. TripleB wins it eventually and starts chopping OK in the corner. OK grabs BBB forcefully and returns the compliments. OK then scores with a Russian legsweep. He climbs up to the second rope and drops an elbow drop, goes for the cover 1...2 TripleB kicks out. Opportunity Knocks slams BBB hard on the canvass before dropping a leg, he goes for another quick cover but gets a two. BBB fights back sending OK to the corner with rights and lefts before lifting him up to the top rope and hitting a Superplex. BBB climbs up to that top again and hit’s a Double Axe Handle on OK. This battle of the letters continues with TripleB putting the boots to OpportunityKnocks. TripleB locks In a leg lock, but OK wriggles out of it. TripleB then drops his knee on OK’s Left Leg and then slams it against the canvass. TripleB then hit’s a couple of kicks to OK’s leg before dropping to the canvass and locking in the Figure 4 Leg Lock. OK Screams in pain as TripleB uses all his strength to apply the hold. OK is in the middle of ring and knows that he has to turn BBB or tap out! OK Is Squirming, rocking and TURNING TRIPLEB.

TripleB feels the sudden effect of this hugely painful hold but luckily for him he is right near the ropes and grabs them with relish…However OK is not releasing the hold, he finally does on the 5 count but TripleB is furious. He thought his friend would put on a fair match with him. The two men trash talk each other in the middle of the ring and OpportunityKnocks slaps TripleB! TripleB does not like that and responds with….THE BITCH SLAP OF DOOM!!!! But OK gets straight up. Moving swiftly on the two men are brawling in the middle of the ring, they exchange lefts and rights and they eventually get near the ropes. TripleB succeeds with a thumb to the eye bouncing Opportunity Knocks into the ropes, OK walks backwards into THE MANDIBLE CLAW. OpportunityKnocks flails around uselessly as TripleB clamps on the hold, OpportunityKnocks falls backwards onto the floor and grabs the ropes. But TripleB won’t release the hold as well. Payback time as TripleB lets go within a whisker of the 5 count. TripleB walks out and gets kicked in the gut…OK Goes of a piledriver…He gets Backdropped. TripleB Goes for the chokeslam, OpportunityKnocks escapes with the kick to the gut…OK goes for the Unprettier…TripleB pushes OK away, TripleB gets in the roll-up 1...2 He grabs the ropes!…3! TripleB wins with the ropes! OpportunityKnocks angrily squares up to TripleB and these two “friends” start brawling in the middle of the ring. Security races in to separate them but OpportunityKnocks is angrily pointing at TripleB
Winner and in the quarter finals
TripleB

Suddenly Holy-Hopkins music hits and the co-commissioner comes sauntering down the ramp. He barely makes it halfway before Krob’s hits, the two men shove each other down the ramp trying to get the spotlight. They both slide into the ring and Hopkins starts to speak

Hopkins-I come bearing a great announcement! In the race for the TV Title next week:

Krob-There will Be A Battle royale to decide….

Hopkins-The Number 15 entrant in the TV Title Royal Rumble

Krob-Hey I was saying that!

Hopkins-I was first!

Krob-Okay Okay! Your leaving soon anyway…

Hopkins-Over my dead body! Now we are now going to do the draw for the quarter finals of the RWF Title Tournament

Krob-My (disgusted) “Partner” has found a stupid, juvenile way to pair up the matches for the quarter finals

Hopkins-That’s Right, its time to play your cards right!

Hopkins goes to the ring announcer and gets a wooden board and 8 Giant Cards. He sets it up randomly in the middle of the ring

Hopkins-So Partner would you like to pick first?

Krob grumbles and then grabs a card:

Krob-Nattydred, Puh easy pickings for one of the RSW superstars

Hopkins-Will Face JAM-BOMB! Woo what a match, these two will have issues after tonight!

Krob-That’s more like it, Pimpdaddy will face:

Hopkins-Funazz

Krob-Hahaha EASY! Next is the Mafia conqueror this RSW man will be big, mark my words

Hopkins-Well he won’t be in this tournament, as he will face Timesplitter!

Krob-He is RSW you know

Hopkins-But I made him!

Krob-I made him undisputed Champion

Hopkins-He was a jobber….


Hopkins-Dazz will beat!

Krob-Hey you took my go!

Hopkins-Want me to take the next one as well, there’s only one left…

Krob-TripleB….when hell freezes over!

Hopkins-So that’s your draw folks, Goodnight!

END

[Tha Kyd]

Say your prayers, little one
Don't forget, my son,
To include everyone
Tuck you in, warm within
Keep you free from sin
Till the sandman he comes

Sleep with one eye open
Gripping your pillow tight

Exit: light
Enter: night
Take my hand
We're off to never-never land

Something's wrong, shut the light
Heavy thoughts tonight
And they aren't of Snow White
Dreams of war, dreams of liars
Dreams of dragon's fire
And of things that will bite

Sleep with one eye open
Gripping your pillow tight

Exit: light
Enter: night
Take my hand
We're off to never-never land

Now I lay me down to sleep
Pray the Lord my soul to keep
If I die before I wake
Pray the Lord my soul to take

Hush little baby, don't say a word
And never mind that noise you heard
It's just the beasts under your bed
In your closet, in your head

Exit: light
Enter: night
Grain of sand
Exit: light
Enter: night
Take my hand
We're off to never-never land

PYRO
PYRO
BANG BANG BANG
PYYYYRRRRRROOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PYRO!!!!!!!!!!

RSA FRIDAY NIGHT FROGATHON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As soon as the Pyro finishes OceansMafia comes out to great heat followed by the rest of the TV Title competitors.

Match 1
6 Man Elimination Battle Royale
Oceansmafia vs. Benpass vs. FaSho vs. StoneColdChris vs. Marijuana vs. OpportunityKnocks
StoneColdChris mopingly walks down the ramp as the bell rings. OpportunityKnocks starts grappling with Oceansmafia whilst FaSho and Benpass lock up. StoneColdChris is still out the ring not watching what’s around him when Marijuana fly’s off the top rope with a cross body taking down Chris. Marijuana then grabs Chris and whips him shoulder first into the steel steps. StoneColdChris lies in agony on the floor whilst Marijuana climbs the top rope…SHOOTING STAR PRESS….MISSES!!!!!!! StoneColdChris moves out of the way and Marijuana misses that incredibly dangerous move right on the protective mats. Chris slides into the ring and immediately takes down FaSho and Benpass with a straight right hand, suddenly OpportunityKnocks goes for a roll up 1...2...Chris kicks out! Chris immediately starts taking it to OK and the two start exchanging punches in the corner. Meanwhile Marijuana is still immobile outside the ring. FaSho takes Mafia down with a tackle and starts connecting with mounted punches in the corner, Benpass grabs FaSho off Mafia and scoops slam’s him. Then Benpass holds FaSho’s leg’s and the two connect with a double team leg drop. Then they lift FaSho up and hit a double DDT. Mafia goes for the cover 1...2...FaSho kicks out. Mafia and Benpass look at each other and start a stare down in the middle of the ring, the crowd is going crazy as these two veterans stare at each other.

FaSho breaks this moment with a chop block to Benpass crumpling his leg. Meanwhile Marijuana is finally up and from outside the ring takes Mafia down from outside the ring. Marijuana then slingshots Mafia into the ropes and hit’s a slingshot leg drop from the apron 1...2..Mafia kicks out. Marijuana goes for a spinning heel kick but Mafia ducks and then takes the returning Marijuana down with a kick to the jaw. Mafia lifts Marijuana up…And Powerbombs him into the turnbuckle! He goes for the cover 1...2..Marijuana kicks out! Mafia continues the assault on Marijuana whilst FaSho and Benpass are locking up. FaSho gets Benpass in a headlock, bounces him off the ropes and meets him with a spine buster. Whilst FaSho briefly celebrates this devastating move OpportunityKnocks grabs him from behind, twists him….UNPRETTIER! 1...2...3! FaSho is eliminated from a sneak move by OpportunityKnocks. For a man as experienced as FaSho he should know not to make such an error.
FaSho has been eliminated!

Chris comes back into the picture with a vicious sledge to OpportunityKnocks, He bounces the former undisputed champion off the turnbuckle. He then blatantly chokes OK and is within a whisker of being disqualified on the 5 count. OK makes a comeback and sends Chris to the other corner with Rights and Lefts, He then hit’s a 10 punch and Chris flops onto the canvass, OK tries to grab Chris again but he connects with a BLATANT low blow…but the referee wasn’t watching. The referee was counting a pinfall attempt by Marijuana on Benpass. Chris takes advantage, OK is in pedigree position, you can clearly see him mouth “Nattydred” as he sends him into the canvass. 1...2...3
OpportunityKnocks has been eliminated

OceansMafia crashes into Chris and sends him outside the ring. Mafia picks up Chris high above his head…And drops him on the barrier! Mafia then picks Chris next to the steel steps…AND SUPLEX’S HIM RIGHT ONTO THEM! The small of Chris’s back went right on the edge of the steps there! Chris looks out of it! Mafia continues working on Chris inside the ring. Meanwhile inside the ring Marijuana is on top of Benpass with some of his unorthodox offence. He hit’s a spinning heel kick on Benpass…And another one. Marijuana connects with an Enziguiri on Benpass sending him Crashing to the canvass. Marijuana mounts the top rope….HE MISSES ANOTHER SHOOTING STAR PRESS! High risk manoeuvre by Marijuana misses again! Marijuana gingerly gets onto his knees…BUZZSAW KICK! Benpass lifts Marijuana up…And hit’s the Tiger Bomb just to be certain. 1...2...3
Marijuana has been eliminated

Mafia is still in control of Chris when he counters a power bomb attempt into a backdrop. Chris is on fire and pummels on Mafia on the apron. The Referee steps outside the ring to break it up as Benpass recuperates in the corner of the ring. The action spills into the ring with Chris on top He shoves Mafia into the turnbuckle and walks to the other side of the ring, as he gets ready to run Benpass connects with a single kick to his leg, Chris immediately turns round and sensing the opportunity and goes for a roll up 1...2...3! Chris is furious and kicks the steel steps as he walks up the alleyway.
StoneColdChris has been eliminated

Now its down to OceansMafia and Benpass. The two men have a long history in RSW and RSL and stare each other down in the middle of the ring. They lock up and try to get an advantage on each other. Benpass bounces off the ropes but gets met with Mafia’s big boot. Benpass however does not rest and takes Mafia down. Benpass drops a leg on Mafia’s back. He puts the boot to Mafia. He then takes Mafia down with a clothesline, He goes for another clothesline but Mafia lifts him up onto his shoulders…F-5!!!!!!!! 1...2...3 Mafia wins! Mafia Wins! Mafia jubilantly celebrates in the middle of the ring as Benpass slowly crawls backstage.
Winner and Number 15 in the TV Title Royal Rumble
OceansMafia

Backstage an angry StoneColdChris kicks over things, Nattydred is speaking to Krob asking him to ban interference from his match with Jam-Bomb, SCC angrily shoves Nattydred and says “Don’t bother! I’m leaving.” With that he storms out of the building despite Jam-Bomb trying to persuade him to stay.

Match 2
RWF Title Tournament Quarter Final
Dazz vs. TripleB
TripleB makes his way out to quite a bit of heat. Can TripleB make his way through his second foundation member in a row? TripleB smugly sticks his hand out wanting a handshake but Dazz just shakes his head and attempts to lock up. However an angry TripleB kicks Dazz in the gut and slams him into the turnbuckle, TripleB charges in with a clothesline and then climbs the turnbuckle and takes him down with a flying bulldog. He goes for an early cover but Dazz kicks out at 2. Dazz trips TripleB as he tries to put to put the boots to him and connects with mounted punches to BBB’s head. Dazz then picks up TripleB’s Legs and locks in the Boston Crab! TripleB screams in agony and tries to make his way to the ropes, as he gets within inches of it Dazz releases the hold. He then drags him into the centre of the ring and attempts to reapply the hold but TripleB kicks him away and then power slams him. He then apply’s his own Boston Crab! Dazz wriggles around in the ring but he has nowhere to go. Will Dazz have to tap out…he stretches out his hand…and punches BBB in the face, and again, Dazz is beating the hell out of Triple B and he finally releases the hold. Dazz Powerbomb’s TripleB right in the middle of the ring and then starts signalling for the Sweet Chin Music! Dazz goes for it…But TripleB sees it coming and bails outside the ring!

Dazz baseball slides TripleB as he tries to get inside the ring. Dazz hit’s a double axe handle from on top of the apron. Dazz rests TripleB onto the edge of the announce table and clothesline’s him onto it. Dazz then puts his arm around TripleB and signals for the Book End… BBB elbows out and body slams him off the table onto the mat. He then jumps off the table with a giant elbow. TripleB then locks in the Mandible Claw and Dazz starts gagging. Dazz drops to his knees as TripleB puts extra pressure on the hold. BBB tosses Dazz into the ring and slowly follows him. He goes for a cover 1...2...3NO! Dazz finds life out of nowhere and kicks out. TripleB is annoyed there, he thought he had him. Dazz tries to fight back but TripleB locks in the Mandible Claw again, Dazz goes down to his knees as TripleB screams at him to tap but Dazz falls back and somehow grabs the ropes. TripleB keeps the hold attached right up to the edges of the 5 count and then starts shouting at the referee. Dazz starts dusting himself off on the floor and TripleB shoves the referee. The referee does not like that and shoves him back and gives him a stern word. For a minute TripleB looks like he is about to get himself Disqualified by smacking the referee but he breathes in deep and turns around…AND GETS MET BY A BOOKEND. Dazz goes for the cover 1...2..TripleB kicks out. Dazz lifts up TripleB up…AND HIT’S THE TIGER BOMB SURELY THIS IS IT 1...2...3NO!!!!! TripleB somehow kicks out. Dazz does not get frustrated and keeps up the attack, He goes for the Sweet Chin Music…But TripleB moves out of the way and Dazz goes crashing into the referee. Dazz looks where TripleB has gone…CRACK! TripleB smashes Dazz over the head with a chair and follows it up with a CHOKESLAM ON THE CHAIR. TripleB goes for the cover 1...2...3!!!!!!!! TripleB stole it!
Winner and in the RWF Title Tournament Semi Finals
TripleB

TripleB-One by one they are falling. My current mission is to show who the true Man of the Foundation was. And that's going to happen as I complete my sweep of the original Foundation with my last target, Marijuana. It's nothing personal, just something I have to get off my mind and in the record books.

Match 3
RWF Title Tournament Quarter Finals
Bruno vs. Timesplitter
Bruno makes his way out to the ring in a charismatic fashion. The young superstar has made an impressive start to his wrestling career but tonight he will go one on one with one of the best. Timesplitter’s music blasts out and the last RSW cruiserweight champion makes his way to the ring. The bell rings and this match is underway, both men try to feel each other out before locking up. Timesplitter slides under Bruno’s legs but Bruno catches the veteran with an elbow before taking him down with a huge pumphandle slam. Bruno plays to the crowd and slowly climbs the top ropes, I sense a great future in this superstar, Bruno launches off the top rope but Timesplitter rolls out of the way and quickly drops a leg onto Bruno’s chest.

Timesplitter picks up the rookie and chops away at him with huge “WOOO’S” From the crowd, which does in fact include former RWC legends, Reso and Norman Zook! Coincidentally Norman Zook has released a book “What the Fook, Zook the Book.” Anyway back to the action and Timesplitter takes Bruno down with a hip toss but the rookie is soon back on his feet. Timesplitter charges at Bruno but runs straight into a clothesline. Bruno picks up the veteran and signals for a powerbomb, he hoists him up onto his shoulders but Timesplitter counters it into a hurricanrana ! 1…..2….. NO! Bruno powered out!!
Bruno quickly gets to his feet and whips Timesplitter into the corner, the rookie charges full speed but runs straight into the boot of Timesplitter. Splitter climbs to the top rope and connects with a missile dropkick to the chest of the young superstar. Timesplitter picks up Bruno but Bruno pushes him back and goes for a huge clothesline but Splitter ducks and he clocks the ref!

Splitter catches Bruno in a Northern Lights Suplex! 1…..2….3. Come on REF! this one should be over! Timesplitter gets up to revive the ref as Bruno slowly gets to his feet. Bruno is tuning the band, watch out splitter! SPLITTER! OH GOD SWEET CHIN MUSIC TO THE VETERAN! BRUNO HAS THIS WON! Bruno is trying to revive the ref but… wait a minute is that Mafia!?!? Mafia is coming to the ring! What the hell is he doing out here? He has no business being anywhere near this ring right now. Bruno goes to the apron and the
And starts shouting at Mafia but he just smiles! Mafia gets onto the apron… and Cracks Bruno over the head! Bruno is out cold!?! What the hell! Brass knucks! Mafia had brass knucks! Timesplitter slowly crawls across Bruno…. 1………2………3! It’s over! Timesplitter wins thanks to Mafia! Mafia didn’t have to do it, he had won tonight that is just petty jealousy and costing Bruno his dream! Mafia sarcastically waves Bruno goodbye and Timesplitter also shouts at Mafia
Winner and in the RWF Title Tournament Semi Finals
Timesplitter

Backstage Krob walks into Holy Hopkins.

Krob-So! How’s the night gone so far. Let Me think, RSW’s TripleB defeats Dazz, err RSW’S OceansMafia beats 5 other men to become number 15 in the TV Title Royal Rumble. Looking good eh! Especially since RSW’S Pimpdaddy is going to squash haha Funazz.

Hopkins-Haha you smug bastard! TripleB cheated to beat Dazz and RSW had a 4 on 2 advantage in the battle royale, which hmmm must have meant more RSW “superstars” lost in the first round. Funazz or Jam-Bomb or Nattydred will beat your man easily, and you will be on the streets begging for spare change after I fire you WHOO!

Krob-Why would I become a beggar?

Hopkins-Why Not?

Krob-Anyway did you here

Hopkins-Here what?

Krob-The Owner! You must not be as well up as him, he has said there is going to be a special guest referee for our match

Hopkins-Wow! But do you know who the owner is?

Krob-No, but I bet you don’t as well

Hopkins-Shut Up, I don’t need no special guest referee to help me send you to the old folk’s home. I bet you didn’t here about his surprise about the Rajahmania main event, “You must not be as well in with the owner”

Krob-Well good luck in the next match, you’ll need it, Funazz haha!

Match 4
RWF Title Tournament Semi Finals
Funazz vs. Pimpdaddy
Funazz starts off this match with a clothesline and a lariat to the veteran but Pimpdaddy gets right back up and locks up with Funazz but Funazz takes Pimpdaddy back down again to retain his control. Pimpdaddy lands a kick right on Funazz’s jaw and doesn’t allow him any rest and tramples on him on the ground. Funazz clothesline’s Edge and hits a high flying manoeuvre off the top rope. Pimpdaddy however fights back with a bulldog and hits a Scoop Slam on Funazz. Pimpdaddy goes for a pin but it is easily kicked out of. Funazz hits a spinning heel kick and hits a Hurricarana pinning combination 1…2..Kick out. Funazz takes control and hits a drop toe hold. Funazz then climbs the top rope and misses a corkscrew moonsault, however he regains control with a stiff kick and hits a perfect 450 to Pimpdaddy, 1…2..Kick Out. Funazz then hits another Hurricarana 1…2..Kick Out. Pimpdaddy fights back and kicks Funazz in the groin not once but twice. He then hits a clothesline, kicks Funazz in the gut again AND HITS THE DEATH VALLEY DRIVER. THIS ONE LOOKS OVER! 1…2...3NO! Funazz kicks out.

Pimpdaddy doesn’t let that get to him and tries to maintain control but Funazz hits a drop toe hold. Funazz then climbs the top rope and misses a corkscrew moonsault. Pimpdaddy tries to attack Funazz but he is countered and FUNAZZ HITS THE Funazzium Spazzium. He goes for the cover 1…2..KICK OUT. Funazz immediately rushes in and hits a Hurricarana 1…2..KICK OUT. Pimpdaddy fights back with a stiff right hand but Funazz hits a drop toe cold and goes for the cover 1…2 KICK OUT. Funazz uses some neat cruiserweight moves and chucks Pimpdaddy out of the ring, he then takes the turnbuckle cover off and continues the assault out of the ring. He whips Pimpdaddy into the ring and Hits a 2ND Funazzium Spazzium. 1…2…3
Winner and in the RWF Title Tournament Semi Finals
Funazz
Funazz joyfully celebrates in the ring pumping his fist and running around in circles, he grabs a mike and starts to speak

Funazz-Haha Pimpdaddy in your face, I am going to win the title at Old Business/New Beginnings and there is nothing anyone can do about it, in fact I am going to Make an announcement. I Funazz,…..

ALLYEYELELELAYALALA".

Suddenly the lights go off and Funazz has gone. I think Funazz just got Hassan’d!

Main Event
RWF Title Tournament Quarter Final
Jam-Bomb vs. Nattydred
These two men have issues from the last show. Nattydred cost StoneColdChris his match against Pimpdaddy sending Jam-Bomb down with a chair shot and a clothesline over the barrier respectively. Now StoneColdChris has left the arena and it will be just these two men. It is going to be a good un. The Bell rings and the two men lock up. Jam-Bomb kicks Nattydred in the gut and pushes him to the ground. Jam-Bomb stomps on Dred but Dred takes him down with a scissor sweep. Jam-Bomb pops to his feet and the two men lock up again. This time Nattydred almost immediately breaks it with a quick to the gut and hit’s a scoop slam. Nattydred bounces off the ropes and misses a leg drop, Jam-Bomb drop kicks Nattydred to the ground and drops an elbow on Dred. Jam-Bomb then climbs the turnbuckle and hit’s a flying clothesline on the last intercontinental champion. He goes for the cover 1...2.Nattydred kicks out. Jam-Bomb picks up Nattydred and then hit’s a falling power slam 1...2..Nattydred kicks out again. Jam-Bomb hits mounted punches on the fallen Nattydred and then very disrespectfully slaps Nattydred in the face, Nattydred comes to life and starts choking Jam-Bomb. Then using great strength he monkey flips the former Undisputed Champion across the ring. Jam-Bomb runs at Nattydred and gets hit by a backdrop, he tries again and Nattydred grabs Jam-Bomb by the waist and hit’s a German Suplex. Nattydred then picks up Jam-Bomb again and hits another Suplex, Finally Nattydred hit’s a T-Bone Suplex leaving Jam-Bomb out in the middle of the ring. Nattydred signals that this one is over and climbs the top rope, He goes for the 5 * Frog Splash!!!!!!!!!!……...NO, JAM-BOMB ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY.

Jam-Bomb then clothesline’s Nattydred outside the ring. Jam-Bomb grabs Nattydred and whips him into the steel steps. Jam-Bomb then slams him onto the apron and dropkick’s his head into the ropes. Jam-Bomb is on fire here as he viciously pummels Nattydred’s face in. The referee furiously points to his open fist but Jam-Bomb doesn’t listen. Jam-Bomb leaves Nattydred lieng on the mat…AND HIT’S THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS! Wow! Nattydred is out, if Jam-Bomb just rolled Nattydred into the ring he could have the match…but no! He whips him onto the announce table. Jam-Bomb points his thumbs down as he puts Nattydred into Piledriver position, He lifts Nattydred up…but he fights his way down…Nattydred goes for a backdrop…But Jam-Bomb gets into position…Jam-Bomb lifts Nattydred kicking and screaming up but he manages to counter and…..SEND JAM-BOMB THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE WITH A BACK DROP!!!! Nattydred collapses after the effort after sending a fully grown man right through the table. Nattydred whips Jam-Bomb into the apron and then drags him inside. Nattydred climbs up to the 1st Turnbuckle and drops an elbow, he goes up to the second turnbuckle and drops an elbow, He Climbs up to the top turnbuckle and drops ANOTHER elbow. Nattydred goes for the cover 1...2...Jam-Bomb kicks out. Nattydred clothesline’s Jam-Bomb and then kicks him in the gut going for the stunner…but Jam-Bomb escapes, he leapfrog’s Nattydred…..UNPRETTIER!!!! Jam-Bomb hit’s the Unprettier on Nattydred, This is it! He crawls over for the cover 1...2...3!NO!!!!!!!! Nattydred kicks out! Jam-Bomb can’t believe it!

Jam-Bomb puts his head in his hands and starts grabbing his hair. Jam-Bomb grabs Nattydred viciously and tosses him into the turnbuckle not noticing the referee is there. Jam-Bomb tries to pick Nattydred up but he receives punches to the gut by Nattydred, Jam-Bomb tries to fight back but Nattydred is fired up, Nattydred bounces off the ropes Jam-Bomb goes for a clothesline’s, Nattydred goes through his legs…STUNNER!!! Nattydred hit’s the stunner! But there’s no referee! Nattydred tries to revive the referee but he is out of it, What the hell ITS STONECOLDCHRIS, CHAIR TO THE HEAD OF NATTYDRED. StoneColdChris Comes through the crowd, He pulls a groggy Jam-Bomb over Nattydred, the referee starts to count 1.…..2.…..3NO!!!!!!!!!!!! NATTYDRED KICKS OUT. StoneColdChris can’t believe it, he distracts the referee, WHAM! Jam-Bomb bends the chair round Nattydred’s head, PILEDRIVER! COVER: 1.….2.….3! Jam-Bomb does it thanks to StoneColdChris, StoneColdChris lifts Jam-Bomb’s hand in the middle of the ring as Nattydred lies motionless as the show ends:
Winner and in the RWF Title Tournament Semi Finals
Jam-Bomb



END!

[Tha Kyd]

When I was a child, running in the night, i was afraid of what might be
Hiding in the dark and hiding on the street, and of what was following me

The hounds of love are calling
I've always been a coward, and I don't know what's good for me

Well here I go,it's coming at me through the trees
Help me, someone, help me, please
Take my shoes off, and i will throw them in the lake, and I will be, two steps on the water

I found a fox, who was caught by dogs, he let me take him in my hands
His little heart, it beat so fast
And I'm ashamed to be running away
From nothing real, i just can't deal with this
I feel ashamed to be there

Among your hounds of loving
And feel your arms surround me
I've always been a coward, and i dont know what's good for me

Oh, here I go, don't let me go, hold me down
It's coming at me through the trees
Help me, someone, help me, please
Take my shoes off, and i will throw them in the lake, and I will be, two steps on the water
And I will be, two steps on the water

Do you know what I need, do you know what I need, i need love love love love love, yeah
Take your shoes off, and throw them in the lake, and I will be, two steps on the water
Do you know what I need, do you know what I need, i need love love love love love, yeah
Do you know what I need, do you know what I need, i need love love love love love, yeah



BANG BANG BANG

PYYYYYYYYROOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PYRO PYRO
PYRO!!!!!!!

Rajah Wrestling Federation Wednesday Night Wobble!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am a real American, Fight for the rights of every man,
I am a real American, fight for what's right, fight for your life!

When it comes crashing down, and it hurts inside,
ya' gotta take a stand, it don't help to hide,
Well, you hurt my friends, and you hurt my pride,
I gotta be a man; I can't let it slide,
I am a real American, Fight for the rights of every man,
I am a real American, fight for what's right, fight for your life!

I feel strong about right and wrong,
And I don't take trouble for very long,
I got something deep inside of me, and courage is the thing that keeps us free,
I am a real American, Fight for the rights of every man,
I am a real American, fight for what's right, fight for your life!

Well you hurt my friends, and you hurt my pride,
I gotta be a man; I can't let it slide,
I am a real American, Fight for the rights of every man,
I am a real American, fight for what's right, fight for your life!
I am a real American, Fight for the rights of every man,
I am a real American, fight for what's right, fight for your life!

A Buzz of Excitement starts when the music hits but this wanes when Funazz walks from behind the curtain enthusiastically waving an American Flag. This being England Funazz gets only contempt, eventually he slides into the ring

Funazz-You See! This is the prejudice that I get every time I walk through the curtain! I am an American but you typical Englishman don’t respect that. You and your stupid beliefs and pastimes. I mean take Soccer, what is up with that. Its just a stupid game where you kick a balloon about. Its stupid. I am sick of people backstage talking about Football then laughing when I don’t understand it. Why can’t these stupid people shut up….

Dazz comes racing out and slides into the ring stopping Funazz’s rant.

Match 1
Funazz vs. Dazz
Now the former Regime members exchange words in the middle of the ring. Funazz suddenly hits a punch to Dazz, sending him to the floor. Funazz tries to get the upper hand in the match by stomping on his opponent but Dazz manages to wriggle to the outside of the ring.. Funazz taunts down to Dazz before launching himself over the top rope, which clatters into Dazz sending both me to the floor. Dazz is the first too his feet and he climbs into the ring and may use this time break to his advantage. As Funazz climbs into the ring he is taken down by a huge clothesline from Dazz and as he gets up again he gets exactly the same move applied to him. Dazz now applies the German Suplex as Funazz gets up and it looks like he has the upper hand on his former ally.

Funazz is lying in the middle of the ring and Dazz climbs up onto the turnbuckle, Diving Headbutt! CONNECTS! Funazz is in pain! Dazz pulls himself back up, he is also feeling the affects of that move, it hurt him as well. Dazz and Funazz lock up once more, Funazz grabs the legs of his opponent and flips him onto the floor, he is going for the sharpshooter! No wait Dazz kicked Funazz off and he flew headfirst onto the turnbuckle. Funazz is holding his head, he turns round, SWEET CHIN MUSIC! Dazz delivered his devastating finisher! Here is the cover, 1.....2.... NO!!! Funazz kicks out, and gets back to his feet. He goes for the clothesline, Dazz ducks, Funazz hits the DDT!!!! Surely this is over! he climbs the turnbuckle, high risk manoeuvre, SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!! No Dazz rolled out of the way! Dazz pulls his former ally up, he hits the Ultimo Dragon DDT and surely this is over! 1.....2......3! Dazz has defeated Funazz. Dazz begins to celebrate and walks around the ring with his hands raised. Meanwhile Funazz looks pissed off that he lost today
Winner
Dazz

The Camera follows Dazz backstage where he is interviewed:
Dazz-Wow Great victory for me there, I beat someone in the final 4 of the Title Tournament. I think its clear that if I hadn’t been screwed I could have been RWF Champion. TripleB, Jam-Bomb, Funazz whoever I am coming for you! I am……

Suddenly Funazz comes racing in and takes Dazz down with a Lou Thesz press. He wails away on Dazz whilst Security try to break the two up

Match 2
Da One vs. StoneColdChris
Da One runs at Chris but Chris easily hit’s a Stunner then a Pedigree for a 1...2...3
Winner
StoneColdChris
Chris then goes outside the ring and grabs a mike and a steel chair. He slams the chair over Da One’s face and says “You are going to say I quit” Da One refuses and Chris starts slamming in Da One’s leg with a chair. Da One still refuses to quit so Chris puts the Mike next to Da One and the chair over his face. He then climbs the top turnbuckle but Da One says I Quit before he can do it. Then SCC jumps on the chair anyway.


SCC-Ya See that Nattydred, see how easily I made him quit!…

Suddenly Nattydred comes out of the crowd and sends SCC out of the ring. He then Splatters Da One with the chair. He then Guillotines him with it. He locks in the Sharpshooter and Da One moans in pain screaming “I Quit, I Quit” Nattydred gives a little smile to StoneColdChris as he retreats up the ramp.

Match 3
FaSho vs. OpportunityKnocks
And this match is going to be explosive. Whenever these two guys are in the ring together, they produce a huge match. OK comes to the ring first and gets a loud reception of boos from the fans.. He clambers into the ring and Fasho's music hits and the superstar comes to the ring. He slides in and begins smashing away at the face of OK.

Ok walks to the ring but Fasho runs down from behind battering OK with several massive hits to the top of the skull before launching a massive clothesline taking his opponent down. Fasho throws him in the ring and does a little taunt for the fans. OK gets back to his feet and begins trying to wear down his opponent with a sleeper hold. Fasho manages to break out of it with an elbow shot to the face of OK almost immediately and now he tries to hit a clothesline but as he swings the arm OK ducks, slings Fasho onto his shoulders and dumps him over the top rope to the outside. Fasho climbs to his feet and loos up only to see OK launching himself over the top rope, which takes Fasho down again. OK has come into this match very positively. OK gets back up and takes a second to get his breath back before he pulls Fasho up and launches a huge Suplex which causes Fasho to bounce off the outside mat and roll around in agony. OK rolls Fasho back into the ring and follows him. OK looks around and listens to the moderate reception he gets from the fans before being low blowed by Fasho!

OK is slowly getting up but as the count reaches nine he launches himself over the barrier and then slides into the ring. As he does so, Fasho stomps on the back of his head several times. OK is now struggling to get to his feet, so Fasho pulls him up and hits a huge Hurricarana. Here is the cover, 1…..2… No OK kicks out. Fasho does not look surprised that OK kicked out and he flings him towards the rope but OK stops and launches Fasho instead. As his opponent returns, OK clotheslines him to the floor. OK now stumbles about clutching his shoulder before climbing to the top of the turnbuckle. He launches himself off of it but Fasho manages to roll out of the way and avoid the leg Drop. OK bounces off of his elbow and rolls around the ring in agony for a while.

Fasho picks OK up but out of nowhere, UNPRETTIER! OK hit the unprettier out of nowhere! Here is the cover! 1……….2…… Fasho kicks out. OK mutters something under his breath and stands up. Fashp begins to get up and OK keeps his eyes fixed on him. When Fasho stands up, OK goes for a clothesline, but Fasho catches him and hits the F-5!! Fasho connecting the finisher! Fasho crawls over and makes the cover, 1……2…….3!!!
Winner
FaSho

Backstage Krob walks into Hopkins

Krob-How do you feel being on your last TV Show! Don’t worry I’ll show a highlights package detailing your career. I’m bound to have a spare 30 seconds!

Krob walks off laughing whilst Hopkins shakes his fist at him

Match 4
TripleB vs. Marijuana
TripleB struts down the ramp and signals 2 Down 1 to Go. Marijuana comes accompanied by OpportunityKnocks. TripleB cockily Locks up with Marijuana and shoves him into the corner. Marijuana comes crashing back sliding through TripleB’s legs and pushing him headfirst into the turnbuckle. He then meets him with a scoop slam. Marijuana then jumps on to the turnbuckle and hit’s a Missile Dropkick. He goes for a cover but only gets a two. Marijuana then gets great hight on a leg drop before bouncing off the ropes and hitting a Senton Splash. Marijuana then goes for the rolling thunder but TripleB moves out of the way. Marijuana tries to hit a clothesline on TripleB but is hit with hard straight right hands to the head and face. TripleB then goes low on Marijuana and makes him buckle, TripleB then bounces off the ropes and hit’s a bulldog. He goes for a cover but only gets a two. Marijuana tries to fight back on TripleB but BBB rakes the eyes and hit’s a scissor sweep, BBB then picks up Marijuana and takes him down with a Russian Leg Sweep. TripleB then rests Marijuana against the ropes and signals for the Cactus Clothesline but Marijuana ducks and back drops BBB over onto the outside. Marijuana then hit’s a spinning heel kick off the apron sending TripleB crashing to the canvass. Marijuana then DDT’s TripleB hard on the outside before sliding into the ring

The referee counts to 4 and TripleB starts stirring. The former RSW champion reaches for something underneath the ring, OpportunityKnocks spots this and attempts to stop him taking him down with a Punch. The referee comes charging over and tries to break this up and whilst this happens TripleB slides into the ring and punches Marijuana in the back of the head. Marijuana crumples to the ground an lies motionless on the ground. Triple then takes something off his fingers and throws them in the crowd, THEY WERE BRASS KNUCKLES! This one is over. TripleB cockily goes for the cover and the referee turns around and counts the pin 1...2...3NO! MARIJUANA KICKS OUT. TripleB cannot believe it and grabs the Referee by the throat disputing the decision. Marijuana starts stirring behind him and goes for a wild clothesline but TripleB pulls the referee into the way. TripleB grabs his hand round Marijuana’s throat….but Marijuana kicks him in the gut, DDT! TripleB bounces off the canvass and rolls out of the ring. Marijuana then Takes TripleB down with a flying Body press. Marijuana slides into the ring and TripleB reaches under the ring…OMYGOD HES GOT A BARBED WIRE BAT. TRIPLEB LOOKS DOWN ON MARIJUANA WITH A BARBED WIRE BAT…BUT OK TAKES THE BAT FROM HIS HANDS. TripleB kicks OK In the Gut…AND DDT’S HIM ON THE BAT! The referee sees this and immediately calls for the disqualification. TripleB then starts wildly swinging the bat towards Marijuana…BUT HERE COMES DAZZ. DAZZ CLEANS HOUSE AND POSES WITH A BLOODY OpportunityKnocks and Marijuana
Winner via Disqualification
TripleB
TripleB stumbles down the ramp and starts speaking:

TripleB-There, it's done. I've gone through the original Foundation. I've beaten each one of them. Now some might cry about how those wins went down, but the simple fact remains. I got the wins.

Now that I've cracked the Foundation, only one person keeps coming to mind. I've mentored many wrestlers, and there's one I'd really like to teach a final lesson.

SLARE, no matter where you are, what you are doing, whoever you are with. I will find you, and just in time for some summer schooling

Main Event
OceansMafia, Jam-Bomb and StoneColdChris vs. Bruno, Timesplitter and Nattydred
Jam-Bomb starts this one up with Bruno, Jam-Bomb struts up to Bruno and motions for him to just walk out of the ring. Bruno seems to feign doing that whilst Jam-Bomb poses but he fights with a right hand, Jam-Bomb hit’s a Left Hand and soon the two men are exchanging rights and lefts and going towards an empty Turnbuckle, Jam-Bomb slams Bruno into the turnbuckle and goes for a Ten Punch. However on 6 Bruno grabs Jam-Bomb by the legs and takes him down with a spine buster. Bruno tags in Timesplitter and the two men stare down in the middle of the ring. This Sunday at Old Business/New Beginnings these two men could end up fighting for the RWF Title. The two men lock up, Jam-Bomb tries a single leg takedown but Timesplitter kicks Jam-Bomb away. Timesplitter throws Jam-Bomb down with a scoop slam. Timesplitter puts the boots to Jam-Bomb and goes for a DDT…But is pushed away and receives a big back body drop by Jam-Bomb. Jam-Bomb tags in StoneColdChris and Nattydred starts chomping at the bit to get in the ring. StoneColdChris tries to grab Timesplitter’s leg to stop him tagging in Nattydred but Timesplitter kicks SCC out of the way and tags in the Last RWC Intercontinental Champion!

Nattydred points at StoneColdChris and the two start frantically exchanging punches. They slide under the bottom rope and start fighting outside the ring, Nattydred clotheslines Chris over the barrier and they start fighting in the crowd. Eventually they disappear. Meanwhile the referee is counting them out 8...9...10!
Winner
No Contest

Suddenly Krob appears:

Krob-No No No this can’t happen. This match will continue as….

Hopkins appears from behind the curtain

Hopkins-A Normal Tag Match

Main Event Continued
Bruno and Timesplitter vs. OceansMafia and Jam-Bomb
Jam-Bomb and OceansMafia seem to be a bit uneasy about tagging with each other. OceansMafia steps into the ring for the first time and Bruno insists on facing the man who he beat and then cost him a place in the Title Tournament Semi Finals out of Spite. Bruno locks up with Mafia but there is a significant size difference and Mafia just starts throwing Bruno around for fun. Mafia sends Bruno crashing into the turnbuckle with a hard Irish whip. Bruno screams in agony and rubs his back, He seems like he is going to tag in Timesplitter when he suddenly changes his mind and takes down Mafia with a Shoulder Tackle, and another one. Bruno is on fire here, Mafia begs for Bruno to stop but Bruno just slaps Mafia hard. This may not have been a wise decision as an angry Mafia grabs Bruno by his throat and hit’s a throat Toss. Mafia goes for a huge clothesline but he misses and hit’s the ropes Bruno then hit’s a Scissor Sweep. Bruno starts Tuning up the band….But Mafia spots this and tags In Jam-Bomb. Jam-Bomb picks up Bruno and slams him down again with a body press. Jam-Bomb then hit’s a drop kick on Bruno. Jam-Bomb keeps control with rights and lefts. Jam-Bomb then hit’s a short arm clothesline and then connects with Mounted Punches. Jam-Bomb takes Bruno with a DDT and goes for a pin 1...2..Bruno kicks out. Jam-Bomb hits an enziguiri for another 2. Jam-Bomb picks up Bruno and goes for a Piledriver….BUT BRUNO BACKDROPS JAM-BOMB….And tags In Timesplitter!

Timesplitter takes the match to Jam-Bomb! Timesplitter trips Jam-Bomb onto the ropes and then guillotines him. Meanwhile Mafia is mocking Bruno…And BRUNO COMES FLYING OFF THE APRON AND ATTACKS MAFIA. Jam-Bomb sees his partner falling to the floor and shouts at him to fight back, but here comes Timesplitter, Roll Up 1...2...3! Timesplitter beats Jam-Bomb
Winner
Timesplitter and Bruno

Hopkins and Krob clap Timesplitter whilst an angry Jam-Bomb shoves Krob whilst storming down the ramp:

They go into the ring grabbing a mike each when suddenly, the big screen picks up the brawl between Nattydred and StoneColdChris. StoneColdChris has the upper hand and whips Nattydred into a room. He pushes a button to make the door go down but Nattydred will easily escape…BUT WHAT THE HELL HE IS BEING PULLED BACK! OH MY GOD IS THAT THE LEGENDARY MATT VALLANCE. HES BACK! VALLANCE PUMMELS NATTYDRED AND HE GRINS INANELY AT STONECOLDCHRIS AS THE DOOR CLOSES! Why would Matt Vallance attack his old Regime leader, will he injure Nattydred before the big PPV!

The Big Screen then goes blank and Hopkins and Krob look surprised in the ring.

Hopkins-Wow, I didn’t know Vallance was going to do that. Well I am here to do a last piece of hype for the PPV! You Will see StoneColdChris vs. Nattydred, A TV Title Royal Rumble and there will be a 6 Team Tag Team Turmoil for the Tag Titles. Also we have drawn the ties for the two Semi Finals. The First Semi Final is….TripleB vs. Funazz

Krob-And the Second Semi Final will then be Jam-Bomb vs. Timesplitter. Timesplitter who has just pinned Jam-Bomb of course. Then the two winners will fight in the final to become the first RWF Champion. And of course….

Hopkins-Yes we are fighting in a last man standing match. This is it. This is my time to get of you! I am sick of your superior attitude to me, I am sick to you cold and arrogant behaviour, I am sick on your constant insistence that RSW Was better. It may have been around for longer but I don’t care. Ask most of the superstars, they will say they enjoyed RWC more. RWC was more friendly, RWC gave people opportunities. People who were being held back in RSW rose to become great in RWC. RWC was a family, RSW was a bunch of random superstars reminiscing about the old days. If I win the match at the PPV then I will respect the legacy of RSW, RWF will feature the best from RWC and the best from RSW. If you take over then you will dispose of all that made RWC great without blinking an eye. I will bring RWF to success and it will be that that is fuelling me to beat you and send you to the canvass for 10 long seconds.

Krob- Haha that’s all well and good. I never really respected you Hopkins. You may have beaten me a couple of times but RWC was just basically a rip off of RSW and RSL. I will be the last man standing on Sunday. I have been around since the very first RSL show, I tasted success wherever I was. Whilst you just appeared in RSW and a couple of weeks later started RWC. You won the Undisputed Title fairly soon after you started in RSW. You are living proof that you can get opportunities in RSW. Do you remember the war? Who started that? Many people said that the war ruined RSW and RWC, you are the one that instituted it. If I beat you on Sunday then I won’t make the same mistake. Your hot headedness makes you very liable to making mistakes. That affects you in the wrestling ring as well. Whilst I always keep my cool, that is why you will have to tootle on home to your parents bedroom where you can watch Krob’s RWF!

Hopkins-Well we’ll just see about that then!

The Two Men Stare each other down as the:


Show Ends

[Tha Kyd]

I walk a lonely road

The only one that I have ever known
Don't know where it goes
But it's only me and I walk alone


I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Where the city sleeps
and I'm the only one and I walk alone


I walk alone
I walk alone


I walk alone
I walk a...


My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then I walk alone


ah-ah,ah-ah,ah-ah,aah-ah
ah-ah,ah-ah


I'm walking down the line
That divides me somewhere in my mind
On the border line
Of the edge and where I walk alone


Read between the lines
What's fucked up and everything's alright
Check my vital signs
To know I'm still alive and I walk alone


I walk alone
I walk alone


I walk alone
I walk ah...


My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then I walk alone


ah-ah,ah-ah,ah-ah,aah-ah
ah-ah,ah-ah


I walk alone
I walk a...


I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Where the city sleeps
And I'm the only one and I walk ah...


My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then I walk alone...


(Throughout the song images of RWF Superstars can be seen)


BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG


PPPPPPPYYYYYYRRRRROOO!!!!!!!


PYRO PYRO PYRO


LOTS OF MOTHERFUCKIN’ PYRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Rajah Wrestling Federation Proudly Presents:


RWF OLD BUSINESS…...

NEW BEGINNINGS!!!!!!!!


We are here LIVE from the Millenium Stadium In Cardiff. The Camera flashes to various excited fans in the audience. Suddenly Funazz’s Music hits and Funazz makes his way out to a great reception. TripleB soon follows him and we have our first match.


Match 1
RWF Title Tournament Semi Final
Funazz vs. TripleB
Here we go for one of the semi-final matches ladies and gentlemen between Funazz and BBB. Both these men have big claims towards the title so we will see who will come out on top and pathe their way to the final, and an undisputed title shot.
The bell rings as BBB goes on the offensive, the tie-up, into the headlock, off the ropes, funazz ducks the clothesline but is knocked down by a BBB shoulderblock.
BBB picks funazz up, shoots him off the ropes, another knockdown, BBB takes to the ropes himself, elbow drop, the pin 1… funazz isn’t going away that easily. BBB lifts up Funazz but funazz reverses and hits BBB with a stiff forearm, then a chop, then a knee to the gut. Funazz locks up BBB and hits him with a devastating suplex. Funazz then applies a rear chinlock, trying to choke BBB out. BBB is powering out of it however, he struggles free, hits the ropes and hits a huge wheelbarrow bulldog…1…2..Funazz kicks out. That looks like it knocked funazz hella loopy.


BBB takes this opportunity to hit a big springboard legdrop on the back of funazz head. Funazz is somehow standing again and begins a fightback with a perfectly executed northern lights suplex 1..2…nope. Funazz is beginning to feel things now, he hits a huge backdrop followed up by a few knockdowns and funazz is taking the advantage. BBB reverses Funazz DDT attempt however with a double arm backdrop into a bridge. BBB then hits a huge huricanrana but leaves his legs in the position round the neck and tries to choke funazz out. Funazz is fading fast, his hand goes up once…….twice……no, funazz is fighting, hes on his knees, now his feet, he hoists funazz up, Powerbomb, he holds on though, another powerbomb…1….2..no. Funazz s frustrated, but waits for BBB to get to his feet, Funazz hits the flashback and looks to the top rope, he begins climbing….FUNAZZZZZZZUM SPAZZZZZZZUUUUMMMM 1………2…………..WHAT THE HELL BBB kicked out BBB kicked out oh my god. Funazz goes back to the top and tries to hit another one but missed as BBB rolls out of the way and locks in the mandible claw…HES GOT THE MANDIBLE CLAW LOCKED IN AND THERES NOWHERE FOR FUNAZZ TO GO…..Wait, what the hell is this, its OK and dazz, its ok and dazz and they are beating the hell out of BBB, they’ve broke up the mandible claw and they are taking BBB to school, Double powerbomb, BBBs dream is about to end…..What the fuck, its Marijuana, and hes helping BBB? He knocks out OK with a chair but dazz is still standing, Out of nowhere, BBB smashed Funazz with a chair…1….2….3….its over, the match is over as is Funazz dream, my god that was brutal. Dazz had the chance to stop the pinfall but he didn’t. BBB looks on confused but jubilant, what a vic……..


The lights drop and on the titantron, this message plays


“Congratulations BBB, But soon your foundations will be crumbles, because im coming home”


Winner
TripleB
BBB looks confused but walks out triumphantly with Marijuana.


The Camera flashes backstage to inside Krob’s dressing room where he stretching and heavily preparing for his match up.


Krob-Lose, Quit, Last. I don’t know any of those words, they are not in my vocabulary.


Match 2
RWF Title Tournament Semi Final
Jam-Bomb vs. Timesplitter
Well, the stakes are high in this match, very high. The winner of the match will go on to the final later tonight in the main event for the chance to become the first ever RWF Champion. Jam-Bomb is now making his way down to the ring and he looks very confident that he can win this match. He slides into the ring and then Timesplitter’s music hits and he makes his way down to the ring as well, and he looks just as confident as Jam-Bomb.


They exchange words to begin with and lock up suddenly, and Jamie B tries to get the upper hand with a knee to the midsection, before smashing him in the back of the head and sending him to the floor. Jam-Bomb climbs to the turnbuckle and as Timesplitter gets up he dropkicks him down to the floor again. Jam-Bomb clambers back up to his feet and pulls his opponent up and Suplexes him across the ring. Timesplitter manages to get up quickly however and he takes Jam-Bomb down with a clothesline. Timesplitter now looks to gain the upper hand and he pulls himself up onto the turnbuckle. He goes for a clothesline off of the turnbuckle but Jam-Bomb jumps and executes a Hurracanrama instead!!! He now gets up and begins punching away at the face of Timesplitter who eventually manages to push his opponent off to one side. Now they both get to their feet and stare at one another. The stare down ends when Jam-Bomb launches a right hand out of nowhere and knocks Timesplitter back on to the ropes, before launching a dropkick sending his opponent to the outside.


Timesplitter slowly pulls himself back up to his feet and turns around to see Jam-Bomb diving over the rope and he lands on Timesplitter’s shoulders, POWERBOMB ON TO THE OUTSDIE! That did not go how Jam-Bomb had planned it. He is holding his back he looks like he is in a lot of pain. Timesplitter rolls his opponent into the ring and goes for a cover, 1……..2…. NO Jam-Bomb gets the shoulder up. Timesplitter gets up to his feet and begins stomping away on the head of Jam-Bomb before lifting him up and hitting a massive DDT. He looks down on his opponent who is holding his head after that move. Timesplitter picks Jam-Bomb up and, yes it looks like he wants to end this match! He is setting up the Edgecution! Yes he nails it!!! Surely this match is over now! Timesplitter stands to his feet and looks over to the turnbuckle, no, surely he’s not going to, yes he climbs to the top! Timesplitter is going for that high risk manoeuvre, SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!! Connects! Here is the cover! 1……..2……… HOW THE HELL DID JAM-BOMB KICK OUT! Timesplitter can’t believe it! And neither can I quite frankly.


Jam-Bomb climbs up using the ropes and turns round and ducks an attempted clothesline from Timesplitter, and he nails his opponent with a huge spinning heel kick as he turns around. Will the momentum change in this match now? Both men are down as…..wait a minute, Stone Cold Chris is here, walking down the ramp. What is this about? He has no weapon I think he is here just to give his tag team partner Jam-Bomb some support in this big match.


Jam-Bomb stands up and rams Timesplitter headfirst into the turnbuckle, and then pushes him into it and begins slapping his chest which the fans respond to with ‘Wooooo’ chants. He then grabs Timesplitter and tries to send him across the ring but Timesplitter stops and instead launches Jam-Bomb to the other side of the ring where he goes headfirst into the opposite turnbuckle! Timesplitter looks to the outside where he see’s Stone Cold Chris and he mouths something to him. Timesplitter turns his attentions back to his opponent and begins punching him, but whats this? Stone Cold Chris climbs onto the apron and the reff has turned his back to the action! Timesplitter turns round, LOW BLOW FROM JAM-BOMB!!!! Timesplitter falls to the floor! The reff saw none of it, as Stone Cold Chris climbs back to the outside with a grin on his face. Jam-Bomb picks Timesplitter up and hits a Russian Leg Sweep. Jam-Bomb goes to the turnbuckle and climbs up it, while Timesplitter is clambering to his feet. He see’s Stone Cold Chris who is grinning at him, Timesplitter does not know Jam-Bomb is ready on the turnbuckle, he turns round, HURRANCARAMA OFF THE TURNBUCKLE! Here is the cover! 1…….2….. No Timesplitter kicks out.


Timesplitter and Jam-Bomb both trying to get to their feet before the other one, they both get to their feet at the same time and glare at one another from across the ring. Stone Cold Chris runs around the ring and he just tripped Timesplitter by taking his foot away! Timesplitter collapses to his knees and Jam-Bomb scoops him up! PILEDRIVER!!!!!! This has to be over! Somehow Timesplitter gets up at the same time as Jam-Bomb and goes to clothesline him, but his opponent ducks the arm and hits the UNPRITTIER!!!!!!!!! Surely this is over, jam-Bomb is crawling over, cover! 1………2……….3!!!!!! Jam-bomb advances to the final! Timesplitter is glaring at Stone Cold Chris! That guy cost him big time today!
Winner
Jam-Bomb


We Flash to Hopkins dressing room. It seems there is a party going on.


Hopkins-Win or Lose I know I have done my bit. Either way I am going to get smashed!


Match 3
Tag Team Turmoil
Nattydred and Bruno vs. PimpMafia vs. ?? vs. SCC and Jam-Bomb vs. ?? vs. Dazz and OpportunityKnocks
Well, Natty Dred’s music plays and he makes his way out to the ring with Bruno. He has got a huge match tonight against Stone Cold Chris, maybe his mind will be elsewhere tonight. Both men climb into the ring and now await for their opponents. The fireworks go off and then there is a moments silence before Triple B and Marijuana make their way out to the ring. They circle the ring for a little while before quickly talking about their match tactics. Triple B then climbs onto the apron and it looks like he and Natty Dred will kick off the PPV. They circle each other in the middle of the ring before Marijuana launches himself at Dred and takes him down with a clothesline.


Dred tries to get back up but as he does so he is sent back to the floor with a Drop kick from his opponent. Marijuana lifts the former RWC Intercontinental Champion back to his feet and kicks him in the gut and hits a huge DDT on him. He gets back to his feet easily and stomps on Dred who is trying to get back up using the ropes. Dred finally manages to get to his feet but he doesn’t get a moment to get his breath back as Marijuana attempts to clothesline him again, but this time Dred ducks and as his opponent turns around he Suplexes him to the other side of the ring. Both men get up at the same time and they look at each other in the eyes before they both take one another down with a clothesline. Both their partners are calling for a tag and that certainly would change the momentum in this match. However, both men ignore the calls of their partners and now begin exchanging punches to one another. Dred gets one of his punches blocked however and is then hit with a kick to the face which sends him stumbling back to the corner. Marijuana runs at Dred and crushes him into the turnbuckle! That looked quite painful and now Dred is clutching his chest. He is looking over at Bruno. He runs towards Marijuana with his arm out, but Marijuana rolls out of the way and as Nat turns round he gets hit by a massive Hurracanrama!!


Dred is down now and it looks like he is struggling to get up. Marijuana will take full advantage of this and lifts his opponent to his feet, whips him into the ropes, Flying Forearm Smash from Natty Dred! Now both men are down and their partners are calling for the tag. Dred is rally close to Bruno and he just manages to make a tag and his partner dives into the ring and kicks Marijuana in the back of the head as he tries to get across to Triple B. Bruno whips his opponent into the ropes and now takes him down with a brutal clothesline. Marijuana needs to get a tag desperately. Bruno lifts his opponent up and launches him towards the turnbuckle but Marijuana manages to stop himself and he stops himself from going into it, before jumping to the top, and he hurls himself off of it and takes down Bruno! Brilliant move there by Marijuana. Marijuana pulls himself up using the ropes and thinks about going over and tagging in Triple B but decides against it, instead he lifts his opponent up, DDT! Now he jumps back up to his feet and he turns to tag in Triple B but he’s not there. He has started fighting with Natty Dred and the referee has gone to try and break it up. Bruno tries to lift Marijuana but he gets a low blow, the reff didn’t see it! Bruno limps around the ring and he turns round and gets Flapjacked across the ring. As Bruno struggles to his feet Marijuana hits a spinning heel kick, and now surely Marijuana can get a pin. He lifts the leg, 1……..2… no Bruno kicks out. Marijuana wants to tag in Triple B and he goes outside of the ring, throws Dred into the divider and tells his partner to get onto the apron. He gets back inside the ring and ducks an attempted clothesline from Bruno and takes him down with a bulldog! Bruno is down and Marijuana can capitalize surely. He climbs to the top of the turnbuckle, Shooting Star Press! Connects! 1……2…… No Natty Dred slides in and breaks the pin up! Marijuana kicks Dred in the face before standing up and tagging in his tag team partner, Triple B.


Triple B begins assaulting Bruno with punches, and he whips him into the ropes and tries to go for a clothesline, but Bruno ducks, BBB turns round, he gets kicked in the midsection! Bruno tries to take him down with a bulldog but Triple B puts his elbow up and wait a minute, CHOKESLAM FROM TRIPLE B! Surely that’s it! 1……..2………. Dred breaks up the pin once more and Marijuana jumps in and clotheslines him over the rope to the outside!


Bruno slowly gets to his feet, he turns round, and he gets another Chokeslam!!! This is over, surely now! 1………2……….3! Yes, Natty Dred and Bruno have been eliminated. Marijuana slides back into the ring, he did most of the work in that match. Now they must concentrate on the next person in this match.


Eliminated- Natty Dred and Bruno


Marijuana climbs into the ring and helps Triple B up to his feet and they await for the next team. There is a brief silence before Jam-Bomb and Stone Cold Chris come down to the ring!


Marijuana and Stone Cold Chris take their places on the apron as Triple B and Jam-Bomb circle on another. Jam-Bomb runs at Triple B but gets a boot to the gut, before being smashed to the floor with a bulldog. Triple B turns and now he tags in Marijuana!!! Marijuana storms into the ring and grabs his opponent and hits a huge Steam Roller across the ring! He does not want Jam-Bomb to get up because he clearly has more energy than him, so he lifts his opponent up and whips him back to the other side of the ring with a Suplex. Marijuana needs a moment to rest and he gets up and takes Jam-Bomb down once again with a perfectly timed Wheel Kick! Now Marijuana climbs up the turnbuckle, this could well be a risky manoeuvre, Jam-Bomb is still full of energy and is not as worn out as his opponent. Jam-Bomb gets up and stumbles across the ring. Marijuana goes for the Diving Kick from the turnbuckle at Jam-Bomb moves out of the way at the last minute and his opponent lands painfully on his back. Now the momentum will change surely, both men getting up once again, Jam-Bomb launches himself off of the rope and Hurracunrama! Excellent move there from the former RWC Undisputed Champion.


Marijuana is getting to his feet with the help of the ropes. Jam-Bomb kicks him in the gut and takes him down with a devastating DDT and that must end it for Marijuana. Triple B is screaming for a tag but Marijuana is struggling to get to his feet. Jam-Bomb picks his opponent up and slings him into the ropes before dropkicking him back to the floor. Triple B has to get back into this match as the legal man otherwise Marijuana is in a lot or trouble. Jam-Bomb tags in Stone Cold Chris who jumps into the ring and begins by assaulting Marijuana with vicious punches to the face. Marijuana has been busted wide open. Stone Cold Chris picks Marijuana up but he manages to push Chris away and he goes flying into the reff who gets knocked to the floor!


Triple B jumps off the apron and grabs the nearest steel chair, he goes into the ring with it, swings at SCC who misses, kick to the gut, PEDIGREE ONTO THE CHAIR! Stone Cold Chris and Jam-Bomb pull Triple B out of the ring and turn their attention to Marijuana who gets up. Stone Cold Chris throws the chair up into the face of his opponent and Jam-Bomb hits a massive dropkick which sends Marijuana crashing to the floor. Jam-Bomb removes the evidence by taking the chair out of the ring as Stone Cold Chris picks up his groggy opponent and kicks him in the gut, before unleashing the Pedigree! Surely this is over, the reff is back to his feet, 1……..2…….. HOW THE HELL DID MARIJUANA KICK OUT! The crowd are cheering Marijuana on he is certainly winning them over with this performance. Jam-Bomb tries to get in the ring and the reff has to stop him, Marijuana low blows Chris!!!!! Will the momentum shift in this match? Marijuana stumbles to the other side of the ring but Triple B is still outside the ring!!! What is he going to do now? He turns round, kick to the gut again, PEDIGREE once more. Here is the cover, 1……….2…….. Marijuana gets his foot on the rope. Chris claims it should have been a three count and gets right in the face of the reff. Chris tags Jam-Bomb in who storms over to Marijuana who has been busted open now and has blood trickling down his forehead, Jam-Bomb grabs him, UMPRITTIER!!!! Surely now! 1……..2………3!!! Finally Marijuana stayed down.


Eliminated :Marijuana and TripleB


Marijuana slowly rolls out of the ring and the fans give him a good applause for his brave performance. Triple B comes up to him and gets in his partners face, he is blaming him for the loss!!! Marijuana is trying to apologize but Triple B is really annoyed and he storms up the ramp. Stone Cold Chris and Jam-Bomb meanwhile wait in the ring for the next team to come down. The fireworks go off and Dazz and Opportunity Knocks come down to the ring, and they look confident that they can get victory.


Dazz slides into the ring and begins swiping away at Jam-Bomb and connects with some of his punches which take him by surprise. Dazz throws Jam-Bomb into a corner and runs at him and crushes him into the turnbuckle! Dazz sneaks up behind Jam-Bomb and hits a German Suplex, he keeps hold of him and delivers another one, before attempting to go for a third but he gets an elbow to the jaw and now Jam-Bomb can capitalize. Jam-Bomb dives off of the rope and launches a superb Hurracunrama! He jumps to his feet and climbs to the top rope and attempts a spring board but Dazz pulls the rope down and Jam-Bomb lands in a precarious position! Jam-Bomb winces in pain and falls to the outside where I’m sure he will stay until he can get his breath back. Stone Cold Chris is about to get into the ring, Dazz tries to take him down with a clothesline but Chris ducks and now kick to the gut, surely he wont get the Pedigree in, no, Dazz reverses it into a Sharpshooter!!!!!! Chris is in agony as Dazz begins to apply pressure to it. Jam-Bomb is now being stomped on by Opportunity Knocks on the outside. Stone Cold Chris is tapping, but he is not the legal man! The reff tells Dazz to break it up and he does so immediately. Chris rolls around in agony and is picked up and thrown over the top rope to the outside by Dazz. Jam-Bomb gives a low blow to OK!!! The reff didn’t see it!


OK stumbles back a little and is now sitting on his backside, what is Dazz doing he runs towards the ropes, SUICIDE DIVE!!! Jam-Bomb ducks and Dazz smacks into the divider between the fans and the ring headfirst!!! Will he be able to get up from that? Jam-Bomb rolls Dazz into the ring and goes for a cover, 1……..2…… Dazz gets the shoulder up. Chris is still now calling for a tag and he gets it and stomps viciously on the man who just asserted that painful sharpshooter just moments ago. Dazz is still clutching his neck after he landed head first into the divider. He desperately needs to tag in OK. Dazz is suplexed half way across the ring by Stone Cold Chris and now looks like he is in need of medical aid. He stands up and SCC runs at him and delivers a powerful knee to the face which takes Dazz down one again.


Stone Cold Chris is waiting for Dazz to get up and he is making sure OK does not get in the ring. Jam-Bomb and OK want to be tagged in. Dazz gets up and SCC runs at him and takes him down and launches a barrage of punches on the poor East Anglian. Chris pulls himself off of Dazz eventually but does not want to loose any momentum so he picks his opponent up and tries to wear him down more with a sleeper, but Dazz powers out of it and manages to throw SCC away. Dazz tries to get across to tag in his partner but unfortunately he can’t. Jam-Bomb is calling to finish it and Stone Cold Chris acknowledges. I think he has something else in mind though as he takes Dazz down with a clothesline, and now applies the Figure Four Leg Lock!!!! Dazz is now the one feeling pain in this match and the reff looks to make sure Dazz is not tapping out, and SCC is using the rope as leverage as the reff is not looking! Opportunity Knocks has just been antagonised by Jam-Bomb and he kicks him in the gut, he attempts a Piledriver on to the steel steps but Jam-Bomb reverses it into a DDT onto the steps!!!!!!!! OK falls flat on his face as Jam-Bomb taunts the fans who boo him loudly as he makes his way back to his position.


Stone Cold Chris eventually releases Dazz from the Figure Four, kick to the midsection, here is the Pedigree!!! Cover, 1………2…….. OK pulls the reff from the ring! How is that guy still standing? Jam-Bomb grabs Dazz and hits an UMPRITTIER!!!! Dazz is surely out for the count now! Jam-Bomb jumps to the top rope, HURRANCURAMA! OK is out! SCC rolls the reff back into the ring, here is the cover, 1………2……….3!!


Dazz and Opportunity Knocks are eliminated.


I wonder how much that has taken out of Dazz and also the other three competitors in that exchange right there. Jam-Bomb slides back into the ring and is helped up by his tag team partner, and now they await the next team to the ring. There is a silence in the arean before fireworks explode and the arena goes dark before Pimpmafia appear at the top of the ramp!! The most legendary tag team in the history of RWC against the team who were the tag team champions when RWC closed down.


Mafia slides into the ring and begins punching away at SCC who has been taken by surprise. He knees him in the gut and then DDT’s him to the ground. He picks him up once again and throws him carelessly across the ring. SCC capitalizes by tagging in Jam-Bomb who roars into the ring and takes Mafia down with a clothesline. The crowd are really getting into this now. Jam-Bomb takes Mafia down with a Suplex and flips to his feet and climbs the turnbuckle. Mafia gets up and as he turns round Jam-Bomb executes a dropkick from the turnbuckle which takes Mafia to the ground. Jam-Bomb is taking a while to get up however, he will want to conserve his energy, he has big matches tonight, as does his partner, SCC. Mafia is up first and he clotheslines Jam-Bomb to the floor and tags in his partner, Pimpdaddy. They both grab Jam-Bomb and hit a Double DDT. Pimpdaddy goes for the cover but Jam-Bomb almost immediately kicks out. Mafia slides to the outside and pulls Stone Cold Chris off of the apron and begins laying a massive assault on him with that huge right hand.


Jam-Bomb gets up and realises that his partner is not there and he complains to the reff but gets a big boot to the face for his troubles. Pimpdaddy scoops Jam-Bomb up and hits a devastating Last Ride in the centre of the ring!!! Surely this is over! 1…….2……… No Jam-Bomb gets the shoulder up! Pimpdaddy thinks it should have been three and he gets up and complains to the reff. Jam-Bomb dropkicks Pimpdaddy in the back and he flies into the reff who is taken down as a result! Jam-Bomb smiles but turns round, Mafia comes into the ring, F-5!!! CONNECTING! Mafia slides to the outside again and Pimpdaddy pulls the reff back in, and covers Jam-Bomb, here is the cover, 1……………..2…………… Stone Cold Chris breaks up the pin!!! Pimpdaddy chases him to the outside and Jam-Bomb slowly gets up and Pimpdaddy goes for a school boy roll up pin! 1……….2………3!!!! Pimpdaddy used the ropes! One more team are left!


Eliminated- Stone Cold Chris and Jam-Bomb


Jam-Bomb is complaining that Pimpdaddy held the ropes but he wont get any where with his complaints. SCC helps his tag team partner up the ramp. Pimpmafia confer in the ring, most probably about tactics. They could walk out of here as the first ever RWC Tag Champions. But they have to go through one more team, who will appear at the top of the ramp at any minute now. The crowd has gone dead silent again. Who are the mystery team going to be?


The fireworks explode from the top of the ramp and then music plays, wait a minute, is ShoTime! Fasho and Timesplitter! The fans have given them almost as big a response as Pimpmafia got. Pimpdaddy is taunting them from the ring and this promises to be a true classic right here. The fans are truly hyped about this match. Fasho slides into the ring and glares across the ring at Pimpdaddy and they circle one another in the middle of the ring. Pimpdaddy taunts him and Fasho waits until Timesplitter is up on the apron before running at Pimpdaddy and knocking him to the floor with a shoulder barge. Pimpdaddy grabs Fasho by the hair and hurls him from one side of the ring to the other. He looks like he will dominate in this match. Pimp picks his opponent up once again and begins drilling punches at his skull. Fasho elbows Pimp in the gut however and takes him down with a DDT. Both men are up to their feet pretty quickly and now exchange punches once again. Fasho manages to block a punch and then launches Pimpdaddy to the outside of the ring with a Suplex! Oceansmafia jumps into the ring and takes Fasho down with a clothesline and turns round to see Timesplitter who kicks him in the gut and tries an Edgecation, but Mafia pushes him away and rolls out of the ring.


Pimpdaddy rolls back into the ring and Fasho kicks him in the head as he looks to take the upper hand. Now Fasho is picking him up and he ramps Pimpdaddys head into the turnbuckle. Now he is stomping away at him and he strolls over and tags in Timesplitter who storms into the ring and bulldogs Pimpdaddy to the floor. FaSho slides to the outside of the ring. Timesplitter grabs Pimpdaddy and applies the sharpshooter!!!!! Yes hes got it and Pimpdaddy is nowhere near the ropes! Mafia is screaming for a tag but his partner can’t get there. Pimpdaddy is going to tap out, wait Mafia gets into the ring and breaks up the submission move. The reff gives Mafia a warning and he climbs back outside the ring. Timesplitter still has the upper hand in this match at the moment. Pimpdaddy is feeling the affects of that last move and as he tries to get the ring he doesn’t notice him climb the turnbuckle. Pimpdaddy turns round and Timesplitter takes him down with a Crossbody.


Timesplitter jumps up to his feet and mouths something in Mafia’s direction. He contemplates what his next move is going to be. He grabs Pimpdaddy and hits a massive gut buster which is going to have a big effect on his opponent. Timesplitter is in control at the moment and he grabs Pimpdaddy once again and they lock up. Timesplitter attempts to get a half nelson Facebuster on his opponent, but Pimpdaddy throws him off to the ground. Pimpdaddy stumbles across and tags in his partner and now Mafia storms over and takes Timesplitter down with a big boot to the face. Pimpdaddy is now on the outside and he is looking under the apron for a weapon and he pulls out a steel chair. Mafia meanwhile slams Timesplitter to the mat with a sidewalk slam. Pimpdaddy has the steel chair in his hand and he is thinking about what to do with it. Mafia meanwhile tries to scoop Timesplitter up for an F-5 but Fasho climbs the turnbuckle and takes him down with a Missile Dropkick. Mafia and Timesplitter are both down now and are trying to get to their feet. Pimpdaddy has just slid the chair into the ring! What the hell is this about?


Mafia manages to get up first and he notices that Timesplitter is groggy and he runs into the rope and then takes him down with a flying clothesline! The referee has noticed the chair in the ring and he is about to remove it, but meanwhile Pimpdaddy low blows Fasho and h falls off of the apron! Now he grabs one of the tag team titles and hands it to Mafia! What the hell are they planning? The ref throws the chair to the outside and now Pimpdaddy distracts him! And Timesplitter is getting up! Mafia takes the title, and cracks it over the skull of his opponent! Surely this match is over! Mafia throws the title to the outside and pulls Timesplitter up and scoops him onto his shoulders, F-5! We have new champs surely, 1…………2………. OH SO CLOSE! Mafia can’t quite believe it.


Fasho is back on his feet on the outside and he glares up at Oceansmafia before climbing up to the apron. Timesplitter is trying to get back up before Mafia runs at him, but Timesplitter flips him over the rope! Timesplitter gets the tag! Fasho is in the ring and all hell has broken loose! Pimpdaddy and Timesplitter are brawling on the outside as are Fasho and Mafia. The referee doesn’t quite know what to do. Fasho rolls Mafia into the ring and goes for a cover but the reff doesn’t even count to one before Mafia kicks out.


Mafia grabs Fasho but Fasho elbows him in the gut and hits a massive Backbreaker on his opponent! Now Fasho picks him up and attempts to sling Mafia into the ropes but Mafia reverses it and throws Fasho directly into the referee! The referee is out! Pimpdaddy floors Timesplitter outside the ring and slides the title back inside. Fasho gets up, and he is nailed with the title!!! Pimpdaddy climbs into the ring, what the hell are they planning, they grab Fasho and, DOUBLE DDT ONTO THE TITLE! Pimpdaddy rolls outside of the ring with the title and hides down on the floor as the reff turns around to see Mafia standing over a bloodied Fasho. Mafia picks Fasho up, LAST RIDE!!!! This has to be over! 1……….2……… Fasho kicks out!!!! Can you believe it!


Fasho has been beaten badly in this match. Mafia picks Fasho up once again and has an evil glint in his eye I sense something bad is coming up, big boot to the face and Fasho collapses to the floor. Mafia climbs to the turnbuckle and goes for a Leg Drop, FASHO MOVES! Could that be the vital change needed in this match! Fasho jumps to his feet, PROTOPLEX!!! Its over! Pimpdaddy has distracted the ref though, and Fasho has hooked the leg, 1, 2, 3, but the ref is not there!


Fasho gets up and glares at Pimpdaddy who is still distracting the reff. Wait a minute, Oceansmafia hits a low blow to Fasho! What a desperation manoeuvre! Timesplitter takes Pimpdaddy down to the floor and the ref turns his attention back inside the ring. Mafia somehow gets straight to his feet and takes Timesplitter down with a baseball slide under the bottom rope. Mafia clambers back into the ring and now signals that the match is over! Fasho is slowly getting to his feet, he should stay down! Stay down Fasho! He is scooped onto Mafia’s shoulders…FASHO WRIGGLES OUT, F-5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FaSho hit’s the F-5 despite the Low Blow! Here is the cover, 1……….2………3!!!!!! ShoTime are the new tag team champions!!!!! What a stunning match!


All the teams who partook in this legendary match gave it 100%, and it will go down as one of the greatest of all time. ShoTime have beaten the legendary PimpMafia and put themselves down in the annals of history with that victory!
Winners, and new RWF Tag Team Champions
ShoTime (Timesplitter and FaSho)


Wow after that match the crowd chat animatedly amongst themselves, however the entertainment keeps coming because now is time for the 15 Man Battle Royal for the TV Title


Match 4
15 Man Royal Rumble
TV Title
Pimpdaddy vs. OceansMafia vs. Dazz vs. Da One vs. FaSho vs. Timesplitter vs. Funazz vs. StoneColdChris vs. Benpass vs. Matt Vallance vs. Nattydred vs. Marijuana vs. OpportunityKnocks vs. Bruno vs. ???
Immediately OceansMafia comes down the ramp, what is he doing here? All we know about this match is that Mafia is the number 15. Mafia grabs a microphone “When I won the battle royal I found out I won something I didn’t know about. As well as being number 15 I am also Number 1. So I won’t need my number 15 Entrance.” Mafia slides into the ring and the number 2 entrant is……PIMPDADDY! WOW Mafia’s tag partner is here! The Two Men eye each other up and briefly shake hands until Mafia pokes Pimp in the eye and Whips him into the turnbuckle. Mafia hit’s the 10 Punch on Pimpdaddy and then Monkey Flips him across the ring. Mafia bounces off the ropes and hit’s a high knee to Pimpdaddy. Mafia then gets Pimp on the ropes and tries to force him over but Pimp pushes Mafia away. The Buzzer rings and number 3 is Da One. Mafia and Pimpdaddy are brawling in the middle of the ring and the injured Da One lasts barely 5 seconds before being whipped Unceremoniously over the top rope onto the floor. Pimpdaddy and Mafia are indulging in a hell of a tussle. Pimpdaddy throws Mafia over the top rope but He holds on, Pimpdaddy thinks Mafia is gone and walks off but Mafia comes from behind and dumps Pimpdaddy over the top rope. Pimpdaddy gives Mafia a thumbs up and a good luck before the Buzzer hits for Number 4. Its Benpass! Benpass comes storming down the ramp and these two men who have built up a hell of a rivalry in RWF eye each other up inside the ring. The Two Men stretch and finally jump at each other. Benpass gets Mafia in a headlock and bounces him off the ropes. Mafia ducks a clothesline and hit’s a lariat on Benpass. Mafia connects with Mounted punches as the buzzer rings.


Its Timesplitter! Timesplitter will want to win this TV Title as consolation for his semi final loss earlier on tonight. Timesplitter takes down both Mafia and Benpass. Mafia ducks out of the way and Timesplitter goes for Benpass. Benpass fights back with a Big Back Body drop and then hit’s a dropkick to his head. Benpass puts the boots to Timesplitter and Mafia comes charging in and tries to spear him over the top rope. Benpass ducks out of the way and Mafia bounces off the ropes, Benpass gets Mafia up in a Body Press and tries to throw him over the top rope but Mafia strategically hit’s a low blow. Mafia tries to force Benpass out of the ring as the buzzer rings. Its Nattydred! Nattydred doesn’t waste energy running to the ring. Nattydred has 3 matches tonight including that epic I Quit Match. Nattydred pulls Mafia off Benpasses throat and the two exchange punches. Timesplitter takes the opportunity and whips Benpass into the corner. Timesplitter hit’s a Superplex on Benpass. Timesplitter then climbs the top rope again and hit’s the Shooting Star Press. Timesplitter says this is it as he rests Benpass on the rope and prepares to Clothesline him over. Timesplitter goes for it but suddenly OceansMafia comes racing in and throws Timesplitter over the top rope onto the floor. Timesplitter is upset and kicks the ring steps. Just then the buzzer goes and StoneColdChris comes out! Timesplitter points at Chris angrily and then whips him into the ring steps! He then wallops him with the ring bell. That is revenge for earlier! Well Chris is out and in the ring it is Nattydred OceansMafia and Benpass. OceansMafia is hiding again whilst Nattydred and Benpass duel it out. The two men attempt to knock each other over the top rope without much success. The Buzzer rings again and the Number 8 Entrant is Dazz!


Dazz sprints to the ring and takes down each entrant in turn. OceansMafia is still resting on the bottom of the turnbuckle so Dazz grabs him by the neck and indulges him in a fight. Dazz Potatoes Mafia whilst Mafia begs for mercy. Mafia won’t find any help around him as Splitter and Nattydred are fighting whilst Benpass just looks amusingly at Mafia’s Pleas. Dazz grabs Mafia by his shirt tails and throws him over the top rope. Mafia just sticks his finger up at Dazz and goes and sits on the announcers table waiting for his next turn. Number 9 is FaSho! FaSho comes in the match like a house on fire and starts exchanging punches with Dazz. FaSho hit’s a Triple German suplex on Dazz and then hit’s an angle slam. FaSho then gets near the ropes and tries to Angle Slam him over but Dazz skins the cat and sends FaSho over the top rope. Number 10 is Matt Vallance making his return to active competition. Nattydred sees Vallance coming up the ramp and immediately gets into a sparring position. The Two men start beating the crap out of each other. Suddenly StoneColdChris rolls into the ring and takes it to Nattydred, This is 2 on 1! Nattydred fights back and takes down Matt Vallance. He then gets on the apron and tries to suplex Chris off. However Chris manages to get down and is on the apron with Dred. Matt Vallance comes crashing in and knocks both of the apron eliminating both. Matt Vallance’s face is a mix of shock and glee. Benpass sneaks behind him and throws him over the top rope! Matt Vallance can’t believe it! Matt Vallance has a tantrum as the buzzer goes off for number 11 Funazz. Funazz runs down the ramp and stares down Dazz. Funazz shouts at Dazz wondering about Funazz’s semi final earlier. Benpass pushes Funazz from behind but looks at Dazz before retaliating. Benpass and Funazz fight whilst Dazz breathes trying to be fresh for the end game. Funazz ducks a clothesline from Benpass and hit’s the Funnazzium Spazzium. Now Funazz stares down Dazz as the buzzer rings and out comes number 12 Marijuana.


Marijuana takes out both Dazz and Funazz with Spinning heel kicks. He rams Dazz’s head against the turnbuckle and then hit’s a German Suplex to Funazz. Marijuana climbs the top rope and hit’s a missile dropkick to Dazz. Marijuana tries to grab Funazz but Funazz retaliates with a low blow, he then puts Marijuana on the ropes and tries to force him over, he can’t do it so calls Dazz over. Eventually the 2 manage to dispose of Marijuana and are just about to spar when the buzzer rings. Number 13 is Bruno. The rookie has made a great start to his RWF career. As he is about to get into the ring Mafia tries to distract him and thus he is immediately attacked by Funazz. Dazz and Benpass also fight. Benpass was the number 3 entrant and is still in! Dazz manages to take Bruno down with Triple Germans. Meanwhile Funazz splits Benpass’s head open on the turnbuckle. Benpass is wearing the crimson mask! Now Finally Funazz and Dazz have a face to face meeting in the ring. It does not take long to descend into an all out war. Dazz bounces Funazz off the ropes and tries to force him through the other set but fails. Funazz runs wildly at Dazz but Dazz easily sends Funazz flying to the floor with a back drop. Funazz is furious and grabs Dazz’s leg, Dazz tries to get free but Funazz has a big grip. Bruno takes the opportunity and sends Dazz over the top rope onto the floor. Dazz and Funazz start brawling on the floor as security come to separate them. Number 14 is OpportunityKnocks.


In the Ring at the moment are Benpass, Bruno and OpportunityKnocks. All 3 men can see the end in sight. OpportunityKnocks is fresh whilst Benpass is very weary. OpportunityKnocks goes to work on Bruno. He punches Bruno and then hit’s the piledriver, He gets Bruno up in a Body Press and gets near the ropes…but Bruno is wriggling trying to get free. Here comes Benpass…HE PUSHES OK AND BRUNO OUT!!!!!!!!!! Benpass is alone. Benpass is wildly celebrating! Benpass has won the TV Title!! WAIT MAFIA IS IN THE RING, HE DUMPS BENPASS OUT. HE FORGOT ABOUT MAFIA. OCEANSMAFIA IS THE NEW TV CHAMPION!!!!
Winner and the NEW TV Champion
OceansMafia
OceansMafia celebrates outside the ring whilst Benpass looks inconsolable


Now its Time for a match for the ages. Hopkins and Krob in a Last Man Standing Match. Shots play of both men looking around the RWF hallway for perhaps the last time. Both men come out to a huge reception. It is a very split crowd. As the bell rings there are chants for both Hopkins and Krob going on


Match 5
Last Man Standing
Holy Hopkins vs. Krob
This match is months in the making. Hopkins and Krob have thought before but never with such a far reaching stipulation. Both men know how big this match is, they get up close to each other and trash talk. Suddenly Krob connects with a right hand, Krob punches Hopkins in the corner. But Hopkins hit’s a low blow, That is perfectly legal in this type of match. Hopkins hit’s a slam on Krob, both men have a degree of ring-rust so this won’t be pretty. Hopkins picks up Krob right on his shoulders! And throws him outside the ring! Hopkins then gets on the apron and hit’s a flying clothesline. Hopkins slams Krob’s head against the apron, but Krob grabs his hand when he tries to do it again and slams Hopkins head into the apron. Krob then hit’s a DDT on Hopkins on the outside. Krob grabs Hopkins and lifts him up….AND SUPLEXES HIM ONTO THE RINGSTEPS! THIS MATCH IS OVER ALREADY. 1...2...3...4...5.…6...7...8.But Hopkins gets up. Wow in any normal match Krob would have won by now but this is more then just any match. This is both men’s futures! Krob scoops Hopkins up again….PEDIGREE!!!!! Hopkind has been pedigreed on the outside, the former RWC owner is going to be banished here. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7.…8Wait Hopkins is stirring, can he get up 9...HOPKINS GETS TO HIS FEET. Hopkins has had two extremely close calls here early on in the match. Krob connects with a punch and Hopkins crumples to the floor. Krob grabs Hopkins and locks in the Grip of Destiny. Hopkins is furiously tapping but there is no submission in a Last Man Standing match. Finally Krob lets go and seemingly warns Hopkins not to get up. However Hopkins does not listen to that and gets up only to get knocked down again. Krob attempts to lock in the grip of Destiny again but Hopkins kicks him away!


Hopkins limps into the attack with a clothesline. Hopkins connects with mounted punches to Krob’s head whilst Trash talking him. Hopkins hit’s a scoop slam then climbs the top rope with difficulty before hitting an elbow. Hopkins then reaches under the ring and bends Krob’s skull with a trash can lid. Hopkins whips Krob head first into the ringpost and the former RSW owner crumples to the floor. The referee starts to count 1...2...3...4...5...6 but Krob makes it to his feet. Krob attempts to fight back with a right hand but Hopkins kicks him in the gut and hit’s a DDT. Hopkins is on fire here! His adrenaline is masking out the pain from the Grip of Destiny. Hopkins wants Krob finished now! Hopkins puts Hopkins on the announce table. Hopkins lifts Krob up…AND POWERBOMBS HIM RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE. Hopkins starts slapping hands with fans as the referee starts to count 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8 but Krob groggily gets to his feet. This match has been all action from the start. Hopkins is firmly in control here and throws the ring bell at Krob ricocheting it off Krob’s head. Hopkins then hit’s the triple Germans on Krob outside the ring. He rolls Krob into the ring as The referee starts to count 1...2...3 What a change of roles this has been, Krob does not seem to have a chance to get back into this match. Krob gradually gets to his feet and rests on the ropes. Hopkins runs at him with the intention of clothes lining him out but Krob uses his last bit of Energy to back drop him outside of the ring before collapsing in fatigue.


Krob lies inside the ring whilst Hopkins starts throwing various weapons inside the ring. He has thrown 3 chairs, a table and a garbage can. As Hopkins slides into the ring Krob is there to batter him down again. Krob hit’s a choke toss sending him to the other side of the ring. However Hopkins sprints back and lands a lou thesz press hitting stiff right hands to Krob. Krob starts moaning and Hopkins reaches down to grab him but gets met with a poke to the eye. Krob moves Hopkins into the turnbuckle and clotheslines him hard before hitting a monkey flip. Krob sets the table up against the table and tries to through him through it but Hopkins fights back with a belly to belly suplex. Hopkins then sets up Krob….AND ANGLE SLAMS HIM THROUGH THE TABLE, OH MY GOD!!!!!! Krob is lieing in the broken pieces of the table in the corner. Surely this one is over! 1...2...3.…4...5...6...7...8..Krob has shot up, he can here the Referee’s count! Krob is still groggy and Hopkins shoves Krob and sends him flying to the floor. Krob gets up again and ducks a clothesline, Hopkins returns and gets hit by a Death Valley Driver!! Krob puts his head down and attempts to breath before picking up Krob and placing him between his legs. Hopkins signals its over and….PEDIGREE’S HIM ON TOP OF THE TRASH CAN!!!!! HOLY SHIT. What more can these two give 1...2...3...4...5...6.…7...8...9Hopkins is on one leg and two! Hopkins got up after being sent face first into a trash can lid! Krob grabs a chair and swings at Hopkins….but gets hit with an enziguiri! Both men are down. Krob is still clutching his chair. Hopkins grabs the other chair. They Both make it to their feet…AND HIT EACH OTHER IN THE HEAD WITH STEEL CHAIRS!!!! Oh My God are they both out! Neither are moving 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...Krob is stirring.9.…10!!!!!!!!!! Krob flops to the floor again after failing to get up. Both men lost! What does this mean, do both have to quit!!! Suddenly the ring announcer starts to speak.
Winner
No Contest

Ruling is that both men therefore have to quit!


Oh My God! Hopkins and Krob are gone. Neither could withstand the 10 count in this match! They put on a hell of a match. The realisation on both mens face is clear, there long association with the E-Feds are over. Wait that’s Nightmare! Nightmare jumps out of the crowd and helps Hopkins up. He is given a standing Ovation. Nightmare hugs Hopkins.Krob is to his feet now, the two men stare down and….HUG EACH OTHER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING. The two brains behind the E-Feds business are embracing in the middle of the ring. This could be the last time we ever see them and what a great moment this is. The Crowd is giving them a standing ovation. Wait, Here comes Jam-Bomb, He signals behind him and a flood of superstars come out. That is basically the whole locker room. Jam-Bomb has a microphone:


Jam-Bomb-For all the stuff that you have done for every single one of us. And I know your leaving too Nightmare so this is goodbye. All of us we wanted to say…Thank You!


Jam-Bomb bows and the superstars start clapping, they are sending a message to Krob and Hopkins as they walk down the ramp for the final time. The crowd are giving them a standing ovation. Hopkins and Krob are going….going….Gone!



After that great moment we now are going to have one of the most bloodthirsty matches in history. StoneColdChris and Nattydred fight in an I Quit Match. This is a very simple match, the winner is the one who screams I Quit. Today both men have to wear microphones so they can here when they say I Quit. A referee is also here to sense the same thing.


Match 5
I Quit
StoneColdChris vs. Nattydred
This is it. This is a match that has been building for months. Some fans cannot hold their excitement. Chris and Natty stare down for a minute…AND WE’RE OFF. Both men start exchanging punches. They try to get an edge on each other. Nattydred gets Chris in a headlock. Chris easily powers out and hit’s an atomic drop on Natty. Chris takes the padding off the turnbuckle and sends him headfirst into the steel.
Chris-How about you stop the pain and Quit NOW!
Nattydred unsurprisingly refuses and connects with a stiff right hand. Nattydred whips Chris into the other corner and then rolls Chris up into a Boston Crab. Chris screams in pain as Nattydred starts to speak.
Nattydred-This hurts doesn’t it, how about you say I Quit now or you’ll have a lot more of them!
Chris grabs the ropes but the referee is not allowed to break the hold. Eventually Chris uses to ropes to send him away. Nattydred then runs at Chris but Chris back drops him onto the outside. Chris then hit’s a vaulting body press on Nattydred on the protective mats. Chris grabs a chair from outside the ring and cracks it over Natty’s skull. Chris then starts whacking Dred’s body with the chair.
Chris-Say I Quit! Say I Quit gawd dammit.
Nattydred reaches out with his arm and low blows Chris and then whacks Chris in the back with the chair. Nattydred then grabs Chris in a headlock and Bulldogs him onto the steel ramp. Nattydred then grabs Chris…AND PEDIGREES HIM ONTO THE RAMP!!!


Nattydred screams at Chris to quit but he says No. Nattydred then starts leading Chris up the ramp and slams him headfirst into the wall next to the big screen. Nattydred tries to do this again but Chris drop toe holds him into it! Chris then grabs Natty and whips him through the door into the backstage. The two men are furiously exchanging punches. Nattydred shoves Chris onto a wall and he falls through a table. Nattydred then grabs a can that was on the table and starts battering Chris in the head with it.
Nattydred-QUIT QUIT QUIT!!!!!
Chris resolutely refuses and Natty stops hitting with it. The camera focuses on Chris and reveals that the can has opened him up. Nattydred picks up Chris and scoop slams him on the floor. Dred then hit’s a leg drop on him before opening the can and dripping them over Chris. Chris springs back into action tripping Natty into the wall. Chris then hit’s a Choke Toss on the floor. Chris leads Natty into the room and then dumps him in there. Chris then starts pummelling him with it. Chris grabs a Kendo Stick and throws it in there. Finally the cameraman catches up and gets a picture of the room. Chris and Nattydred are brawling in the parking lot!


Chris slams Nattydred onto a car and then scoop slams him on the car bonnet. Chris climbs onto the car and hit’s a firemans’s carry on the car. Chris then gets Nattydred in between his legs….AND PILEDRIVES HIM ONTO THE WINDSCREEN!!!!!! OH MY GOD! NATTYDRED NOW HAS A HUGE MASK OF BLOOD ON HIM! Chris screams at Nattyded to Quit but Nattydred just nods his head sending blood and glass flying. Chris then grabs Nattydred…AND PEDIGREES HIM ON THE CONCRETE!!!!!!! IF THIS WAS ANY OTHER MATCH CHRIS WOULD BE VICTORIOUS. Nattydred must Quit!
Chris-How was the concrete! If you don’t do that I will do 10x worse
Nattydred-Go To hell!
Nattydred is not moving, I am surprised he is not out cold. Chris grabs Nattydred’s leg…AND APPLIES A FIGURE 4 Leg Lock! Nattydred is screaming in pain. Nattydred tries in vain to escape but Chris has the hold applied to tight.
Chris-Can you hear your leg breaking! Quit!
Nattydred screams No!!!!!!!!!! Before going limp. Has Nattydred passed out! Chris releases the hold thinking Nattydred has passed out. Chris asks the referee to ring the bell as Nattydred is not moving. Suddenly Nattydred springs to life grabbing Chris’s leg but Chris just kicks him away. Chris then power bombs Nattydred on the concrete! Chris screams for Nattydred to quit again but he yet again refuses. Neither man will be the same after this match. Feeling desperate Chris goes to a nearby car and gets in it! Chris soon makes the car’s engine roar to life! Chris starts ranting:
Chris-Quit Or I will run you over! I will do it gawd dammit.
Nattydred-Fine! Do your worst!
Chris seems to double take a minute unbelieving, Chris then seems like he is going to do it when suddenly the referee pulls him out of the car. Chris thanks the referee for stopping him from committing attempted murder by Powerbombing him onto the floor! Chris has gone insane!


Suddenly Nattydred comes flying in and hit’s a clothesline on StoneColdChris. How can this man even stand! Nattydred hits Chris with mounted punches sending his blood all over Chris’s already blood covered face. Nattydred throws StoneColdChris into one of the cars and then throws him through the door. Nattydred takes Chris down with a DDT on the floor. Nattydred grabs Chris by the ear and then spotting a table Slams Chris through it. Nattydred then hit’s a Stunner on Chris and Then F-U’s him through another table!
Nattydred-Quit!!!!! Just Quit already
Chris refuses and Nattydred angrily slams Chris against the wall and starts pummelling him in the face. Nattydred finds a kendo stick and then starts whacking it over all of Chris’s body! Chris is going to be bruised in the morning! Nattydred whilst he is hitting Chris shouts Quit repeatedly at Chris! The blood loss is getting to his head. Nattydred then finally takes Chris through a door and back into the ring area! The Crowd go nuts as Nattydred throws Chris off the ramp. He then shockingly hit’s a 5 Star Frog Splash off the ramp onto Chris. The crowd chant Holy shit as Nattydred then locks in the sharpshooter! This move made Da One quit! StoneColdChris screams in pain and starts tapping furiously but that doesn’t count for anything in this match! Nattydred is again screaming Quit Quit Quit but Chris refuses! How long can Nattydred last before passing out through blood loss. That cut is like a river. Nattydred bulldogs Chris face first into the steel. Dred then whips Chris onto the apron and Nattydred comes charging in with a clothesline! Nattydred picks Chris up and throws him through the ropes with a Body Press. Nattydred steps in and starts taking the boots to Chris. Nattydred then picks up Chris and locks in a sleeper hold! Chris is so banged up he can’t fight it! Chris drops to his knees and then to the floor. A new referee slides into the ring and lifts Chris’s arm 3 times signalling Chris is out!


Nattydred screams at the referee to ring the bell. He explains the rules of an I Quit match but Nattydred doesn’t get care. Nattydred slaps Chris to try to get him back to life but he is clearly out. Dred screams at the referee again and the referee seemingly says something good to him. A wicked smile appears on his face and Dred relaxes in the corner. Suddenly Chris starts wriggling on the floor. Dred shouts No and then tries kicking him to get him down again. Chris somehow grabs Dred’s leg and pushes him to the floor. Both men stay down for well more then 10 seconds. Eventually both men unsteadily get to their feet. Chris manages to get the first punch on Nattydred sending him to the floor. Chris suddenly gets a burst of energy and starts punching and kicking the motionless Nattydred. Chris goes outside of the ring slowly and grabs a sledgehammer and a Chair. Chris starts whacking Dred’s back with the chair. Nattydred refuses to quit so Chris locks in an ankle lock. Nattydred ignores the extreme! Pain in his ankle and refuses to help. Chris then starts whacking Nattydred with the sledgehammer! Why hasn’t he quit! How can any man stand this pain! Chris then grabs the sledgehammer and then locks in the crossface with the sledgehammer in Nattydred’s mouth. Nattydred STILL WON’T QUIT. This man is superhuman! Chris has blood running from his head as he walks around in frustration! Suddenly he grabs Nattydred’s leg and locks in the ankle lock again, he then grabs the sledgehammer and does the crossface at the same time!!!!!!! NATTYDRED IS NOT QUITTING, THIS MUST BE ONE OF THE MOST PAINFUL THINGS KNOWN TO MAN YET HE ISNT QUITTING. Nattydred somehow lasts a minute before.
Nattydred-OKAY I QUIT!!!!! I QUIT!!!!!!!!!!


Chris releases the hold and immediately passes out in the ring! Nattydred does similar. EMT’s come up the ramp and load both Nattydred and StoneColdChris on stretchers to a standing ovation from the amazed crowd!
Winner
StoneColdChris



Backstage Jam-Bomb can be seen walking angrily about.


Jam-Bomb-Bollocks there goes my defence


Matt Vallance walks in
Vallance-I could help?


Jam-Bomb-Not bloody likely


Jam-Bomb storms of leaving Matt Vallance with his hand on his hips in the dressing room


Jam-Bomb makes his entrance first followed by TripleB. The two men lock eyes in the middle of the ring. The first RWF champion will be one of these two men! The Bell is about to ring when suddenly the titantron comes alive. Its Hopkins and Krob. These two men have their arm around each other and there is obviously a huge party going on in the background, Nightmare can be seen pouting next to Funazz.
Hopkins-As our last act here in RWF it is my pleasure to announce the surprise for the title match.Krob-Only a handful of people know this and believe me it is worth the secrecy given to it. In the ring at the moment we have an RSW vs. RWC match. However they will not be the only people in this match as it is officially now A TRIPLE THREAT.
Hopkins-Yes This match is now TripleB vs. Jam-Bomb vs. SLARE!!!!!!!!!


The crowd go insane as Slare makes his way out from behind the curtain. Jam-Bomb is going crazy in the ring kicking the ropes and pointing angrily at Slare! Slare slides into the ring and is immediately attacked from behind by Jam-Bomb


Main Event
RWF Title
TripleB vs. Jam-Bomb vs. Slare
Jam-Bomb starts Pummelling Slare angrily and slams him into the turnbuckle but Slare fights back with a kick to the gut and starts returning the favour to Jam-Bomb. These two members of the Society are fighting amongst each other very viciously. All semblance of their friendship has seemingly gone. TripleB doesn’t have to do anything but he gets involved sending Slare to the floor with a DDT. TripleB called out Slare as well. TripleB places Slare on the ropes and takes him outside the ring with a Cactus Clothesline. The two men start brawling outside the ring when suddenly Jam-Bomb comes crashing in with a vaulting body press. The rules of a Triple Threat are No Disqualification so this one could get ugly quick. Jam-Bomb choke tosses Slare onto the remains of the first announce table making Slare’s back land awkwardly on the TV monitor. TripleB comes crashing in from behind with a chair he has grabbed from underneath the ring. TripleB rolls Jam-Bomb onto the table and then waits for him to get up before….CHOKESLAMMING HIM THROUGH THE TABLE!!! MY GOD, JAM-BOMB IS OUT HERE. It is now only TripleB and Slare in the running and Slare smashes TripleB over the head with a ring bell. Slare rolls TripleB into the ring and goes for the cover 1...2...TripleB kicks out at the last moment. Slare continues his assault on TripleB with some mounted punches. Slare hit’s a scoop slam on TripleB and signals for the Leg Drop but he misses and lands on his ass. TripleB puts the boots To Slare and then Irish whips him into the turnbuckle. Slare groggily bounces out and runs into a power slam by TripleB. BBB holds on for the cover 1...2..Slare kicks out. TripleB signals for the choke slam and….CONNECTS. TripleB is going to be the new champ here 1...2...Jam-Bomb breaks up the pinfall.


Jam-Bomb drags TripleB outside the ring and clouts the former Foundation leader with a steel chair. Jam-Bomb throws him into the barrier and then goes in the ring to work at Slare. Jam-Bomb hit’s a neck breaker on Slare and then hit’s a Lionsault 1...2..Slare kicks out. Jam-Bomb picks Slare up but Slare fights back with a Kick in the Gut…..STD!!!!!!!! Slare hit’s his swinging neck breaker! But can he make the cover? Slare eventually crawls across 1...2...Jam-Bomb kicks out! Slare knows how close that was but does not let that get to him as he continues the work on Jam-Bomb. Slare takes the boots to Jam-Bomb before Hitting an Angle Slam 1...2...Jam-Bomb kicks out again. Slare is getting a bit frustrated here and attempts to pin Jam-Bomb with a bridge 1...2...Jam-Bomb kicks out again. Slare lifts Jam-Bomb up and hit’s the Triple Germans. He then climbs the turnbuckle and hit’s a picture perfect elbow 1...2...Jam-Bomb kicks out AGAIN! Slare hit’s a Scoop Slam on Jam-Bomb, he is signalling for the Slare Leg Drop! He Bounces off the ropes…AND HITS IT! This is it! But wait here comes TripleB, BBB guillotines Slare on the ropes and locks in the Mandible Claw! Slare tries to fight back but flails around uselessly as the Hold Takes its toll. Just as Slare looks to be out Jam-Bomb comes in with a thundering clothesline. TripleB clutches his jaw after that impact and Jam-Bomb immediately throws TripleB jaw first onto the ropes. Whilst TripleB rolls around in agony Jam-Bomb rolls under the ring and grabs a variety of weapons! Now the ring is littered with a table, a garbage can, a steel chair and a sledgehammer!


Jam-Bomb grabs the garbage can and places in on Triple B’s face. He then hit’s a leg drop crushing the steel onto TripleB. Jam-Bomb grabs Triple B’s hair and starts punching him and the referee can’t do anything about it. Jam-Bomb turns TripleB around and locks in a Boston Crab. TripleB screams in pain as Jam-Bomb sits down on the move. TripleB looks like he is about to tap when Suddenly Slare jumps up and smashes the chair onto the back of Jam-Bomb’s unprotected head. Jam-Bomb crumples to the floor in agony. TripleB tries to get the mandible claw on Slare again but Slare punches TripleB away and then hit’s an STD on the STEEL CHAIR! Slare is going to be the first RWF Champion. He goes for a cover 1...2...3NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TRIPLEB KICKS OUT. TripleB kicks out of an STD onto a chair! Slare cannot believe it and grabs the referee by the throat trying in vain to make him to reverse his decision. As he is doing that TripleB kicks Slare right in the nuts, and as Slare falls to his knees TripleB dropkicks him to the floor. TripleB locks in the SPF and Slare flails around in agony. Slare doesn’t look to have missed a beat in his time away but surely he has not experienced this kind of pain in a while. Slare tries to get towards the ropes and SUCCEEDS! Slare grabs the ropes and the referee removes TripleB from him. Then TripleB grabs Slare and drags him to the middle of the ring…and locks in the hold again. Slare can’t withstand this much longer surely! Slare lifts his hand and looks like he is going to tap out….BUT JAM-BOMB WRENCHES IT UPWARDS AND BREAKS THE HOLD. Slare seems almost thankful as Jam-Bomb engages TripleB in combat. TripleB goes for a wild punch but Jam-Bomb ducks and hit’s a German Suplex. Jam-Bomb then bounces off the ropes and hit’s a blood curdling clothesline! Jam-Bomb then CONNECTS WITH A PILEDRIVER! He goes for the cover 1...2...3NO SLARE BREAKS IT UP.


Slare hit’s a stiff punch on Jam-Bomb but the former Undisputed Champion lets all his feelings out as he explodes at Slare! He furiously beats his former Friend leaving Slare begging for mercy, Jam-Bomb has forgotten the magnitude of the match and is trash talking Slare, TRIPLEB CAPITALISES WITH A ROLL UP 1...2...3NO!!!!!!!!!! Jam-Bomb kicks out at 2 and 27/28!’s TripleB cannot believe how close that was. He walks around with his head in his hands and then gets taken down with a double DDT! Slare gets revenge for Jam-Bomb’s earlier attack by repeating his actions. Slare spreads Jam-Bomb’s legs on the ropes…AND HIT’S A CURTAIN CALL! Jam-Bomb holds his nuts in agony as Slare laughs at him. Wait here comes Matt Vallance. He is going to help Jam-Bomb after all! He grabs a chair and...SMASHES JAM-BOMB WITH IT! Slare looks suprised but he goes for the cover anyway 1...2...3NO!!!!!!!!! Jam-Bomb kicks out. Vallance looks like he is going to do it again when TripleB comes rushing in with a neck breaker. He pelts Vallance with a sledgehammer and sends him outside the ring.TripleB throws a chair at Slare and then DDT’s him on it 1...2...Slare kicks out. TripleB grabs Slare by the throat and choke tosses him against the turnbuckle, he then monkey flips him across the ring! TripleB then super kicks the returning Slare. And then hit’s the Chokeslam! TripleB goes for the cover 1...2...3NO!!!!! HE KICKED OUT AGAIN. TripleB cannot believe it. But Jam-Bomb is on the turnbuckle! Jam-Bomb hit’s a hurricarana! HE HOLDS ON FOR THE PIN 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jam-Bomb wins it! Jam-Bomb manages to hold onto TripleB after a diving hurricarana and TripleB couldn’t kick out. Jam-Bomb is the first RWF Champion!
Winner and New RWF Champion
Jam-Bomb!
Jam-Bomb is handed the belt by the ring announcer and climbs the turnbuckle thrusting it in the air. He has a tear in his eye. After 3 matches tonight Jam-Bomb is champion. The camera fixes on Jam-Bomb’s jubilance and the anger on Slare and TripleB’s eyes as The Show Ends!


END!!!!

[Takerholic]

How about some RSA or RWC/RSL/RSW Type stuff.....some great matches in the beginnings of RWC

[Holy_Hopkins]

:cool:

It all went a bit down hill once we decided to start a war didn't it :\

Still RWC prime > * :cool:

[JamieB]

They have been deleted, by the server. I have some RWC stuff and RSW stuff which i will post here tho.
Good Idea Funazz evening if you still cannot spell Business

[JamieB]

MONDAY NIGHT CARNAGE

Green Pyro hits to welcome to RWC MONDAY NIGHT CARNAGE. Jam-Bomb barely waits 10 seconds before smugly walking out to the jeers of the fans. He slides into the ring and addresses his “adoring” crowd
Jam-Bomb-Hello and welcome to RWC…. No, RSW…. No, JBWF MONDAY NIGHT CARNAGE. What a show I have for you tonight, I will prove that anything Hopkins can do, I can do 200 times better. Now tonight what a card I have for you. Firstly the number 1 contender’s tournament starts today with Slare da bear vs. Norman Zook and Nightmare vs. FaSho. However those are just afterthoughts, something which I had to do when I easily defeated Hopkins on Thursday night. Here’s the real card, firstly I’ve had enough of Slare and the society, we will have a number 1 contender’s match today for the Intercontinental title with Edge going up against Funazz. Also we have that hardcore title match with Gentoo facing Nattydred but a top class match today. Today we will see the reformation of a legendary tag-team. A team which conquered all comers until one unfortunate defeat, after that both men concentrated on their singles action and NEVER got another match for the tag-team titles. However that will change tonight as tag champs FaSho and Gentoo will go up against Jam-Bomb and Baros. But that’s not all as we have a Monster tag match tonight. It’s going to be two members of the Society vs. Two members of the foundation vs. Gentoo and RWC champion Oceansmafia vs. The Dunc and Benpass. That will be the main event tonight but Boy have I got big plans for Thursday. See Oceansmafia will put his undisputed title on the line. He won’t put it on the line against one person, more 5. Because on Thursday Night its going to be Oceansmafia vs. Gentoo vs. The Dunc vs. Pimpdaddy vs. Jam-Bomb and….

Slare interrupts Jam-Bomb

Slare-Hold on a minute, where the hell am I. I am the franchise player of RWC, IT IS MY UNDISPUTED TITLE.

Jam-Bomb-Hold on a minute Slare, don’t get your knickers in a twist. I was just about to say that there will be a match for the final place today. It’s going to be Slare vs. Nightmare. In a Bra and Panties match, tata.

Match 1
Slare vs. Norman Zook
Zook starts off the match with a big boot that crashes off Slare’s skull. He then hits Slare with numerous stiff punches before slamming him to the ground. He then gets in a blatant choke on the 3-time RWC champion. Zook is really dominating this match, Slare has yet to get in any offence yet. Zook takes Slare down with a clothesline and hits a Tombstone Piledriver. He then locks in a Boston crab, which Slare wriggles out of off. Zook picks Slare up but Slare finally gets some offence thanks to an eye rake. He hits a huge German suplex to Zook and then locks in a sleeper hold on Zook. Zook attempts to attack Slare again but Slare just ducks and takes down the big man. Now its Slare who is dominating this match. Slare hits some stiff punches on Zook and attempts to lock up with Zook, Zook powers out but only receives a fireman’s carry for his troubles. Slare picks Zook up but Zook fights back and Slams Slare to the ground. He then drops a couple of Elbows before Powerbombing Slare right on his knee. Slare counters again and guillotines Zook on the ropes. Slare attempts to lock up with Zook but gets hit by another trademark big boot. Zook then locks in a Boston Crab before lifting Slare up, AND HITTING THE LAST RIDE. He goes for the cover but Slare kicks out at 2. Zook picks Slare up but Slare fights back and hits a German suplex. Slare attempts to repeat this but is hit by a low blow and is finally big booted right out of the ring. Slare crawls back into the ring and manages to suplex Zook. He then locks in a sleeper hold which Zook wriggles out of, before Slare kicks Zook in the gut and HITS A HUGE SWINGING NECKBREAKER. He drops into the cover 1…2…KICK OUT. Zook just kicks out. Slare chokes Zook again, and dropkicks him to the ground. He then locks in an excruciatingly painful Leg-lock but Zook manages to reach the ropes. Zook crawls up, ducks a clothesline and hits a lariat of his own. Zook hits another big boot of his own and gets out of the way of a dropkick from Slare. He kicks Slare in the gut AND HITS ANOTHER LAST RIDE. 1…2…3 Zook upset Slare
Winner
Norman Zook

Baros is backstage preparing for his tag team titles match with Jam-Bomb. His tag team partner Natty Dread, who is facing Gentoo for the Hardcore Title on Thursday, storms in.

Nat-Hey, I just heard your teaming up with Jam-Bomb tonight, for the tag team titles, what the hell are you playing at?"

Baros-Hey Nat calm down. I just figured since you have a match for the Hardcore Title, I should have a match tonight as well. Me and Jam Bomb were once a very successful tag team. You should be getting ready for your match Nat."

Nat-Yeah, but Baros, we're the Regime! I don't trust this guy. And, he is not part of our faction. How do we know he is not the newest member of the Society?"

Baros-Trust me, he's not, me and him were close and I know him enough to say he definitely isn't part of the Society. Look at it this way, if him and me win the tag titles, The Regime will finally have gold to fight for. Hey, here he comes now..."

Jam-Bomb strolls in with a smile on his face.

Jam-Bomb-Yo, Baros my main man. Ready to win back those titles.

Baros-Of course JB, lets bring back the old days, I have wanted those titles back for a long time and I just know we're going to do it

Jam-Bomb-Yeah I've seen all those shots you had with that random dude, he’s dragging you down. Now you'll finally get some gold

Nattydred clears his throat

Jam-Bomb-Oh wait sorry man, anyway lets go mate

Jam-Bomb and Baros depart leaving an angry Nattydred kicking the wall

Match 2
Jam-Bomb and Baros vs. FaSho and Gentoo
Jam-Bomb and FaSho start off the match. FaSho starts off well and his well-aimed punches stop Jam-Bomb from getting offence in. He locks up with Jam-Bomb and takes him down, he then picks him up again and hit’s the triple German suplexes. FaSho attempts to continue the assault but Jam-Bomb counters with huge DDT, which make’s FaSho’s head catapult off the mat. He tags in Baros and the two men combine for a spike Piledriver to FaSho. Baros continues the assault with a European uppercut to FaSho, which also knocks the unfortunate Jam-Bomb off the apron. Baros however does not notice and continues the assault with an RKO on FaSho. However he does not go for the pinfall, what is he doing? He allows FaSho to get up and after a failed grapple hit the triple German’s on Baros. FaSho continues the assault with stomps but Baros soon fights back and whips FaSho into the turnbuckle. He goes for the superplex…. HITS. But still no cover. Doesn’t Baros want to win the tag-titles? Baros continue’s the assault and eventually walks over to his tag partner Jam-Bomb whilst FaSho does the same to the fresh Gentoo.

Jam-Bomb rushes over and connects with a clothesline on Gentoo; he then hits a huge punch which sends Gentoo crashing to the ground. He picks Gentoo up, but Gentoo counters with a kick to the gut AND A BOOKEND. HE eagerly jumps in for the cover 1…2...JAM-BOMB KICKS OUT. However Gentoo continues the assault locking in a figure 4 leg lock. Jam-Bomb manages to get to the ropes but Gentoo just drags Jam-Bomb right to the middle of the ring and reapplies the hold. Jam-Bomb furiously tries to reach the ropes but figures out its hopeless. However after a great deal of pain and effort he turns Gentoo. FaSho doesn’t waste long before he breaks the hold and Jam-Bomb jumps into his corner and tag’s in Baros. Baros is on fire and knocks down both tag-champs. He picks up Gentoo and hits an inverted backbreaker. He signals for the RKO but Gentoo counters with a Russian leg sweep. He then starts tuning up the band for the Sweet Chin Music…. HITS. HE LEAPS DOWN FOR THE COVER.1…2…3 Jam-Bomb fails to get there on time
Winner and still Tag Team champions Gentoo and FaSho
After the match Jam-Bomb furiously batters Baros over and over before finally connecting with a stunner but its NATTYDRED. HE SMASHES JAM-BOMB IN THE BACK WITH A STEEL CHAIR, but Jam-Bomb connects with a low blow. Jam-Bomb has got a sledgehammer. Oh dear, he is battering the regime. EMT’s come out to attend to Baros and Nattydred as Jam-Bomb grins on the ramp
Jam-Bomb-And by the way, your hardcore match is off Nattydred.

BBB: We've been damn busy lately.

MJ: And we're only gonna get busier. The Foundation is stronger than ever. We dominate, we have our fair share of the gold, and we are ready for more.

BBB: The future of the Foundation is close to being realised. I have my TV title that I won in a near 30-minute battle, against our gracious host for tonight, Jam Bomb.

OK: I have my Hardcore title, that I retained after beating the dogshit out of SCC for a grip of matches.

BBB: That's what we have, now to what we're going to get.

MJ: That Cruiserweight Title is coming back to were it belongs. And then the last piece of the puzzle. The Undisputed Championship and our newest member, PimpDaddy.

Pimp: That's right. OM, I want my rematch. You and everyone else knows I deserve my rematch, and we're going to make sure I get it.

BBB: That sums it up pretty well; we only have one other thing to discuss. The so-called Society.

OK: We'll accept your challenges, and here's how it going to be.

MJ: Marijuana vs. SCC. Why? Because OK is tired of beating the shit out of you, so I'll do his light work.

OK: I'll take on Daydream, we'll see who the real Big Man is.

BBB: I'll face you, Slare, my protégé. It's really sad how pathetic your little society is. How blatant of a rip-off artist are you? We get a new member, and you do the same damn thing? We'll fight and you can have your title on the line as well, unless you chicken out. You said that, if you faced a champion, you would put your belt on the line, but you didn't say anything about me reciprocating. The TV title will not be put on the line outside of RSW. I simply don't trust you, I'm not going to allow you to have one of your underlings cost me my belt.

Pimp: Society, don't think you been let of the hook. I'm not out of this dance. Your newest member, who ever the hell he is, is mine. There's no one you could choose that would give me any problems.

Match 3
Nightmare vs. FaSho
FaSho starts the match off quickly landing to hefty right hands on Nightmare and follows up with an Irish whip but nightmare counters and stops FaSho dead. FaSho looks at Nightmare; Nightmare lands three big right hands on FaSho’s head and then follows up with a knee to the jaw, Nightmare then whips FaSho into the ropes and knocks him down with a clothesline. FaSho works up to his knees only for Nightmare to pick him up and land an Atomic drop. FaSho slowly gets to his feet as Nightmare watches, FaSho attempts a clothesline but Nightmare ducks. Nightmare fires off a right hand but to his shock FaSho responds, the pair trade blows in the centre of the ring before FaSho goes down below and boots Nightmare in the gut, followed by some stinging rights that back Nightmare to the ropes, before then using the ropes to choke Nightmare. As Nightmare collapses on the floor FaSho locks in an STF, Nightmare grabs a rope and FaSho breaks the hold only to start stomping on Nightmare until he rolls into the centre of the ring where FaSho locks in a front face lock. Nightmare manages to power out and again the two start to trade blows in the centre of the ring. FaSho goes for the dropkick but Nightmare swats him to one side, FaSho lands heavily on his front and Nightmare being as caring as he is begins to stomp the living daylights out of FaSho before dropping into the cover
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Kick out by FaSho. Nightmare picks FaSho up but FaSho shoves him to one side, he lands a right hand, then an elbow smash then a clothesline that takes Nightmare to the floor. Nightmare pops straight back up and goes for a clothesline but FaSho counters with a back elbow followed by a release German suplex. The moment Nightmare hit the canvas FaSho jumped on him and lock in a sleeper hold with body scissors. Nightmare manages to stand up and drove FaSho back first into the turnbuckle, Nightmare staggers forwards and as he turns is hit by a huge clothesline from FaSho, it doesn’t knock Nightmare down but gives FaSho the opportunity to hit not one, not two, but three German suplexes. Nightmare staggers to his feet and turns FASHO HITS THE SAMBO SUPLEX
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3no, Nightmare kicked out, FaSho can’t believe and turns to the ref, only for Nightmare to hit a low blow, FaSho turns slowly and Nightmare swings a punch just as FaSho drops, Nightmare takes out the ref. Nightmare looks down at the ref and tries to revive him only for FaSho to hit another German suplex and holds on for the pin, but of course there is no ref, FaSho releases the pin and tries to wake the ref only for Nightmare to hit a low blow. Nightmare slams FaSho into the corner and hammers him with punches, as FaSho flops forwards Nightmare clears him and goes up top and lands a big elbow drop. But instead of going for the pin Nightmare picks him up and hangs him in the tree of woe and chokes FaSho out. FaSho falls into the ring and Nightmare goes for the cover
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FaSho kicks out, Nightmare complains and FaSho spins him round, Nightmare a bit annoyed at this lands a huge right hand that knocks FaSho down and then locks in a Boston Crab but FaSho gets to the ropes. Nightmare drags FaSho into the middle of the ring and tries the Boston Crab again but FaSho boots him in the face. FaSho gets up and attempts a headlock but NIGHTMARE COUNTERS AND HITS AND F-U! Nightmare drops into the cover but FaSho somehow gets his foot on the ropes so Nightmare drags him into the centre of the ring and locks in the Boston Crab again, FaSho refuses to tap so Nightmare switches and puts on a Camel Clutch, but FaSho again gets to the ropes. Nightmare starts to get angry and goes for a chair, he slides back into the ring but FaSho dropkicks the chair into Nightmare’s face. Nightmare staggers back and FaSho dropkicks his knees sending Nightmare face first to the canvas on top of the chair. He goes for the cover but Nightmare kicks out after two. FaSho staggers back in disbelief, Nightmare gets to his feet and goes for a big boot FaSho ducks and takes nightmare down with a dropkick and locks in the ankle lock, Nightmare tries to get to the ropes but FaSho pulls him back to the centre of the ring and Nightmare has no choice but to tap
Winner FaSho
Time 5:49

Match 4
Intercontinental Title Number 1 contendership Match
Edge vs. Funazz
Funazz starts off this match with a clothesline and a lariat to the newcomer. Edge gets right back up and locks up with Funazz but Funazz takes Edge back down again to retain his control. Edge lands a dropkick right on Funazz’s jaw and doesn’t allow the veteran any rest and tramples on him on the ground. Funazz clothesline’s Edge and hits a highflying manoeuvre off the top rope. Edge however fights back with a bulldog and hits a spinning heel kick to Funazz. Edge goes for a pin but it is easily kicked out of. Funazz hits his own spinning heel kick and hits a Hurricarana pinning combination 1…2..Kick out. Funazz takes control on the newcomer and hits a drop toe hold. Funazz then climbs the top rope and misses a corkscrew moonsault, however he regains control and hits a perfect 450 to Edge, 1…2..Kick Out. Funazz then hits another Hurricarana 1…2..Kick Out. Edge fights back and kicks Funazz in the groin not once but twice. Edge then hits a spinning heel kick, kicks Funazz in the gut AND HITS THE EDGECUTION. COULD THIS BE A SHOCK, 1…2..KICK OUT.

Edge doesn’t let that get to him and tries to maintain control but Funazz hits a drop toe hold. Funazz then climbs the top rope and misses a corkscrew moonsault. Edge tries to attack Funazz but he is countered and FUNAZZ HITS THE TIGER BOMB. He goes for the cover 1…2..KICK OUT. Funazz immediately rushes in and hits a Hurricarana 1…2..KICK OUT. Edge fights back with a spinning heel kick but Funazz hits a drop toe cold and goes for the cover 1…2 KICK OUT. Funazz uses some neat cruiserweight moves and chucks Edge out of the ring, he then takes the turnbuckle cover off and continues the assault out of the ring. He whips Edge into the ring and Hits a 2ND TIGERBOMB. 1…2…3
Winner
Funazz

Nightmare is sitting in a dressing room in a tee shirt and skirt, Slare is hidden behind a wall but his voice can be clearly heard, Stone Cold Chris sits sullenly next to Nightmare

Slare-What The Fuck HAPPENED?

Nightmare-Sorry Slare

Slare-COULD THINGS BE ANY WORSE

Nightmare-You could be in Wales

Slare-You better win this match tonight, Nightmare you got some serious paying back to do

Stone Cold Chris-Yes, It’s my first match with the society and we’re going to win

Slare-You know the drill now Nightmare, just stand in the ring and let me take off your shirt and skirt, No cock up’s

Nightmare-Sure Boss, Lets go

Slare walks out in a tank top and kilt and walks out in a huff

Match 5
Bra and Panties
Slare vs. Nightmare
The two men walk out together. They walk into the ring and Slare barks order’s at Nightmare. However Nightmare starts to fiddle with Slare’s kilt and it falls to the ground revealing a lovely pair of Lacey Underpants. A furious Slare rips of Nightmare’s tee-shirt who doesn’t like that and lets him know with a slap. Slare jumps on top of Nighttmare and starts slapping him in the ears. He then pulls of Nightmare’s skirt.
Winner
Slare
Slare points furiously at Nightmare who is sitting in the ring wearing only bra and panties

Main Event
Elimination Tag
The Dunc and Benpass vs. Nightmare and StoneColdChris vs. TripleB and Pimpdaddy vs. Oceansmafia and Gentoo
Nightmare is out of his bra and panties and into the ring to start the match with TripleB. TripleB starts off wrenching the arm of Nightmare and slamming him into the turnbuckle. He stomps mudhole on Nightmare and chokes him with his foot to great heat from the crowd. He then goes in for a running knee but Nightmare ducks out of the way and takes him down. Nightmare then picks him up by the throat and tosses Him around the ring. Nightmare picks him and goes for the Last Ride but its countered into DDT by TripleB. TripleB is signalling for the chokeslam but Nightmare ducks Triple’s hand and hits a neckbreaker. Nightmare tags in his youthful partner Stone Cold Chris who immediately gets TripleB over to his corner and isolates the veteran. He lifts Triple B up and goes for the Pedigree… TripleB wriggles out… ENZIGUIRI. TripleB leaps over into his corner for Pimpdaddy who damn near beheads Stone Cold Chris with a clothesline; Nightmare gets into the ring and receives a huge Last Ride for his troubles. Nightmare pops up, CHOKESLAM FROM TRIPLEB, STONE COLD CHRIS IS UP, LAST RIDE. 1…2…3 One of the worst day’s in the history of the society has been completed, they are eliminated.

It is now Benpass’s turn to get in the ring, Pimpdaddy tries to tag in Oceansmafia but he jumps of the apron leaving himself vulnerable for a surprise dropkick from Benpass. Benpass hits a scoop slam on Pimpdaddy and hits some stiff kicks to Pimpdaddy’s exposed flesh. Benpass locks in a leg-lock on Pimpdaddy and he reaches for the ropes. Benpass drags him away and kicks Pimpdaddy’s groin and he rolls around in agony. Benpass picks Pimpdaddy up…. POWERBOMB. 1…2. Triple B breaks up the pin. Benpass goes for a clothesline to TripleB but B ducks and SUPER KICK. Pimpdaddy is up; He lifts up Benpass on his shoulders, DEATH VALLEY DRIVER. 1…2.. THE DUNC BREAKS UP THE PIN. Pimpdaddy looks into the eyes of the RSW legend, and ITS OFF. The two men who have fought each other so many times exchange punches with each other, Pimpdaddy goes for a big boot, Dunc Ducks, DDT. Dunc is not the legal man, but he climbs the top rope, SHOOTING STAR PRESS. Benpass is in the ring, Buzzsaw Kick. The Dunc smashes TripleB of the apron, 1…2…3. TripleB and Pimpdaddy are eliminated. The Dunc is tagged in by Benpass and he stares down the Undisputed champion Oceansmafia. The Society who are sitting sullenly at ringside laugh at the Foundation. Brawl!!!!, the referee is concerned with stopping this and doesn’t notice Oceansmafia creeping in on Dunc, STEEL CHAIR TO THE HEAD. This is it, 1…2..KICK OUT.

Oceansmafia is not deterred and lifts Dunc on his shoulders, F5. Mafia and his so far unseen partner Gentoo are going to win. 1…2.. BENPASS BREAKS UP THE PIN. Mafia complains bitterly to the referee and whilst he is complaining Gentoo blind tag’s him. Mafia seems angry but Gentoo just signals that he wants Mafia’s belt. Gentoo punches Dunc on the head. And goes into the corner and signals for the Sweet Chin Music. DUNC DUCKS, GOES FOR THE DDT, COUNTERED, GENTOO GOES FOR THE BOOKEND, DUNC KICKS GENTOO IN THE GUT. CHOKESLAM. Dunc locks in the grip of destiny, this is it Gentoo’s going to tap. The referee stop’s Mafia from getting into the ring, Gentoo stretches out his arm, but kicks Dunc into the ref. The ref is down but Dunc reapplies the hold. GENTOO’S TAPPING, BUT THERES NO REF. BUT THERES SLARE, STEEL CHAIR RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF DUNC, SAME FOR GENTOO. He picks up Gentoo and puts him next to Mafia; he doesn’t want either man to win the match. Mafia tags in, F5 To Dunc. He smashes Benpass with Slare’s steel chair. The referee crawls over 1…2…3
Here we have your winner’s
Oceansmafia and Gentoo
After the match Slare uses his trusty steel chair on Mafia as well, Jam-Bomb shouts furiously at Slare from the ramp but Slare just looks at the destruction around him…AND SMILES

END

[JamieB]

"Well, its back. For one time only, for the time being anyway.... welcome to Slare’s Lair!!!"

*Pyro hits as "starseed" by our lady peace hits*

Slare-Right, for those of you who don’t know me... you’re in the wrong place, for those of you who do, keep the applause to a minimum please.
Before we get stared I’ve got a few things I want to say regarding the "war".
I started this damn war, and I started it for a reason. I started it because the scum in RSW thought threat they were the dominant federation, they looked down on each and every one of you in that locker-room, I started this so RWC could become a unit, a unit which would be so dominating, so entertaining, so proficient that we would blow all competition out of the water......what happened? Ill tell you what happened, people stopped caring about the common good, and only cared about themselves. People jumped ships for personal gain, and worse of all, some didn’t choose a side at all.
So, I’ve noticed that this war has fizzled out a little, but I’m going to put the spark back in it.
I’ve already spoken it over with the right people, but I want to propose it to Krob and Hopkins.
For one night, Society vs. Foundation.... to decide the dominant faction.... For one night only.
Slare-Anytime next week, I don’t care if its an RWC or an RSW show.
Now onto later tonight, I have not one but two matches. Firstly I will Dispose of "the franchise player".... ahem.... Funazz for my IC title, then I will go on and make history, I will make.... HISTORY. By becoming the UNDIPUTED CHAMPION. 3time RWC champion, one time RSW champion, 2 Time IC champion, one time hardcore champion and after tonight, UNDISPUTED WORLD CHAMPION!!!

Slare-Now, onto the present, and my guest tonight, this is a man who wanted to say a few things, so I thought why not? Ladies and boys, STONE COLD CHRIS...

*SCC’s music hits as he makes his way to the ring, he gets in the ring and Slare meets him with a hug*

StoneColdChris-"Thank you Slare, appreciate it. Well basically I’m here to address a few things.Ever since I joined the Society, people have been asking me non-stop.... why? why join Slare and nightmare, two of the coldest, most calculating, diabolical men in this industry? Because I want to go places, as Slare has said, I have all the potential in the world, but Slare is the only man that can help me fulfil that. With this mans guidance, I can go to the top, and someday be as good as Slare. So I am the future of the company, but in my mind, the future is now...and I’m ready to take my place among the greats."

"See, this guy has it all, and with my guidance, one day, when I decide to step down, he will be the best!! So now onto tonight’s major announcement, the newest Society member.
This man has been there through all the RSL days, all the RSW ways, and all the RWC ways...he has been in factions before, and done a damn good job, he has been part of a great tag team, and is a great singles superstar.... ladies and gentlemen, the newest member of the Society

*What the hell, BBB and Pimpdaddy just attacked Slare from behind, and there’s OK and Mara, beating down SCC, what a brutal assault, Slare has been beaten to a bloody pulp.... here comes nightmare, but the Foundation bail from the ring, knowing the damage has been done. The Foundation have sent a message to the Society, and its crystal clear*

Match 1
TripleB vs. The Dunc
TripleB sends the Foundation back to prepare for their match. He wants to do this thing along. The Dunc and TripleB staredown before TripleB starts with a stiff punch to Dunc. He then runs at the RSW legend and take’s him down with a Lou Thesz press. He then locks in a Boston crab briefly before releases the hold and stamping on the fallen Dunc. TripleB then continues his impressive start to the match by slingshotting Dunc into the corner. Dunc comes in with a clothesline but as he tries to pick TripleB up he receives a low blow and a leg-lock. Dunc unsteadily gets to his feet and is taken down by a clothesline. The Dunc fights back with right hands and goes for a cover but only gets 1. He then lifts TripleB up and hits an atomic drop. TripleB counters Dunc’s attempts at attack with another clothesline. The Dunc can’t seem to sustain attack! TripleB whips The Dunc into the turnbuckle and kicking him down to the ground before choking him with his foot. TripleB then picks Dunc up and hits a couple of hard right hands before sending Dunc to the floor clutching his jaw with a headbutt. TripleB is signalling for the Mandible Claw, HE LOCKS IT IN, but Dunc grabs the ropes and BBB has to release the hold. The Dunc hits a huge throat thrust before connecting with a high impact powerslam. BBB however low blow’s Dunc again to gets control of the match. He then catapults Dunc out of the ring and taunts him inside.

The Dunc charges into the ring but receives a backbreaker. The Dunc fights back with a big boot before grabbing BBB’s leg and slamming it to the canvass. He then connects with a couple of leg drops but TripleB then crumples Dunc with a high impact suplex. Dunc fights back with an atomic drop and then clothesline’s BBB out of the ring. Dunc gestures for B to get back in the ring but TripleB bounce’s Dunc’s head on the ropes and clothesline’s him. He goes for a cover 1…2..Kick out by Dunc. TripleB then takes him down again and takes off the turnbuckle cover. Dunc connects with a throat thrust and locks in the Boston crab but BBB crawls over and grabs the ropes. BBB then kicks Dunc in the gut and takes him down with a neckbreaker. He goes for the cover 1…2..Kick out. BBB barely lets Dunc get up before knocking him down with a clothesline and hitting some mounted punches. When Dunc bounces up he kicks him in the gut and hits a DDT. He goes for the cover 1…2…3 TripleB HAS DONE IT, HE HAS DEFEATED THE LEGENDARY DUNC
Winner
TripleB

Nattydred and Baros walk down to the ring in a very businesslike way

Baros-Ladies and Gents. Here before you stand the greatest two men of RWC, Baros, and you all know me, the great one NattyDred. Together we make the unstoppable, Regime. Now I know you are all saying “What, another faction. SLARE and his piece of shit roster are already bad enough. I mean there’s just SLARE, Nightmare and that newbie that can’t go a match without wetting himself”

Well people, we have someone who can deliver. Someone who can give you guys what you want. He has taken on the company’s toughest superstars including: the Society, Gentoo, Fasho, Timesplitter and others. He was the first Intercontinental Champion and was arguably the greatest UD champion ever. Ladies and Gentlemen, Kid-Lightning Funazz.

Funazz makes his way down to the ring. And grabs the mic.

Funazz-Ladies and Gentlemen, it’s true; I am a part of the Regime. I will ensure that the Society is taken down, and I will become the greatest champion that RWC has ever seen. So I say this to you. Do you think that I have the potential to take back my well-deserved title from Stone Cold Chris? Do you think that I can cause as much pain to SLARE to cause him to wish he was never born? You bet your ass I could. So I put this out to you Society, what are you gonna do when the Regime gets you?

The Regime pose to the crowd but a thoroughly pissed off Jam-Bomb makes his way out

Jam-Bomb-Will you go away. We have a bloody 8 match show and you’re here making some insignificant announcement. It was bad enough about Slare’s lair but I agreed for some reason but this is two much. I would have never giving you that IC shot if I had known you were part of this bunch of lowlifes.

Nattydred-No, you piss off it is our right to be in here. This is something the fans want to know.

Jam-Bomb-Excuse me junior, I am a very busy man but I will make a window in my timetable to kick your ass

Jam-Bomb removes his tie and his jacket and grabs a chair, he rushes to the ring where he is attacked in a three pronged assault by the foundation. He manages to send Nattydred flying out of the ring and smashes Baros with the chair. He hits Funazz in the back with the chair and stands triumphant in the ring

Jam-Bomb-Ya See this is what I think of your pathetic faction its….

Nattydred comes in the ring and HITS A LOW BLOW WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER. Jam-Bomb rolls around in agony as the Regime pose over Jam-Bomb’s fallen body.

Match 2
Number 1 contender’s Tournament
Baros vs. Funazz
Baros comes into the ring first. He is wearing a top, which says ‘The Regime’ on it. Next in is Funazz who loos like he’s raring to go.

They both lock up immediately. Funazz punches Baros a few times before taking him down with a Clothesline. Funazz picks Baros up and locks into a grapple but Baros battles out of it and downs Funazz with a Suplex. Baros attempts to get him into the Headlock. Funazz manages to reverses the move and now he has Baros in a Headlock. Baros is refusing to give up and he battles out of it and hits a low blow to Funazz! Surely that’s a Disqualification? No, Baros continues to punch Funazz, now he whips him into the ropes, followed by a Clothesline. Funazz gets up almost immediately and grabs Baros. He hits a DDT! Cover, 1…2 No Baros kicks out.

Funazz has a strange look on his face. It looks like he is laying off from hurting Baros. Wait, he’s getting ready for, the SUPERKICK! Connects! 1…2… Baros just gets out!

Funazz can’t believe it! He goes straight back into attack mode, how he throws Baros into the turnbuckle. Now he’s climbing the turnbuckle with Baros, SuperPlex! What a move. He picks Baros up immediately, T-Bone! Surely this one is over, 1…2…3! Yes, Funazz is through to the next round of the Tourney
Winner
Funazz

Match 3
Undisputed Title Tournament
Gentoo vs. Da One
Da One starts out the better with some high flying dropkicks and similar moves. However Gentoo slows down the match and soon starts to get on top of the match. He hits many different suplexes before hitting a book-end but not pinning. Da One gets back into the match and locks in the Haas of Pain but Gentoo reaches the ropes. Gentoo uses his variety of Suplexes to get on top again and leaving Da One clutching his head in agony. Gentoo hits a flying elbow and then a DDT before finally a Book-End and getting the 1…2…3
Winner
Gentoo

Match 4
Intercontinental Title
Slare vs. Funazz
First is out is Funazz, and he looks determined to get the IC title from Slare. Will he do it tonight? we will have to wait and see and here comes Slare, Looks real cocky tonight. Has Belt over his shoulder and he looks ready for this match up. Bell rings here we go. Slare runs across the ring and tries to his Funazz with a shoulder block. Funazz blocks and tries to tie up slare but slare reverses it with kneeing funazz in the gut. Slare then Kicks Funazz to the ground, grabs funazz leg while he is down and he has Funazz in a Knee type submission move. Funazz breaks free, Slare picks him up and jumps from behind Funazz and hits a German suplex. Funazz is up immediately and both men square off again Slare tries to connect with a kick but Funazz reverses it. Funazz grabs slare and kicks him in the gut smashes his face into the mat. Slare looks hurt; Funazz quickly picks slare up and does a modified back breaker. Slare is back up and funazz Darts out the ring where Slare follows him. Slare drop kicks Funazz outside the ring and throws him back in. Funazz manages to get back up and connects with a shot to the face on Slare and throws him on the ropes and Chokes him on the ropes. 1 2 Funazz lets go, Funazz picks slare up and does a snapmare take down into a dropkick to the back of the head. Funazz picks slare up, NO Slare pushes him away. Crowd is now starting to get into the match. Slare then starts beating on funazz with chops to the chest Slare grabs funazz and Pokes Funazz in the eyes, which makes him Turn his back to slare. Slare then hits 3 German suplexes on funazz. Funazz looks really tired now. Slare picks him up and grabs him Slams Funazz down on the mat. Funazz gets back up struggling to stand up, OUT OF NOWHERE HITS SLARE WITH A SUPLEX. Funazz goes for the pin 1 2 Slare kicks out. Funazz then takes control and starts kicking Slare while he is down. Slare then slides out the ring, as Funazz follows and Slare charges with a Shoulder block. Funazz is back on the ground outside the ring. Slare picks funazz up and throws him back into the ring and Slare grabs Funazz. Funazz elbows Slare to the gut, swings him across the ropes and Hurricarana’s Slare. Funazz picks up Slare and throws him into the ring post. Funazz grabs slare, No Slare pushes Funazz back and tries to go for yet another German suplex but funazz gets away. Funazz runs toward slare but Slare Reacts to a Dropkick to Funazz's Chin and Funazz looks hurt. Slare picks funazz up and yet again Slare goes for another German suplex but now Funazz gets away and quickly grabs slare and hits slare with a facebuster. Funazz is going for the sleeper hold; Slare is looking beat and looks like he is about to tap out. Slare fights his way to the ropes, this is a bigger fight than Slare, or even the fans thought they would see. Slare gets to his feet and Funazz attempts to kick slare but slare catches it and Wait Funazz reverses it with a kick to the head. Funazz picks up slare and throws him towards to turnbuckle and Funazz rushes over and quickly dropkicks slare into the turnbuckle. Slare looks almost dead here, Funazz is taunting Slare and Turns his back on slare as he is slumped against the turnbuckle and Slare jumps up and hits a SUPER NECKBREAKER, Goes for the cover 1...2...KICK OUT OMG FUNAZZ KICKED OUT. Slare then Furious now tries to pick funazz up but funazz Grabs his foot and slare pulls it away and his funazz in the face with a chop. Slare then Grabs slare and Hits a German suplex. Slare then picks up Funazz and grabs him from behind and puts him in a modified Chicken wing and Funazz looks like he is about to tap out. Funazz grabs the ropes, slare lets go and quickly stalks his prey Funazz gets to a knee but Slare grabs him slams him on his back. Slare now grabs Funazz and puts him in a sleeper hold.... Funazz again manages to grab the ropes. Both men are flat out burned out of this match and funazz is still fighting slare with all he has. Funazz out of nowhere hits Slare with another German suplex. This could be all right here; Funazz picks up slare and HITS HIM WITH A SUPERKICK to the face. Funazz slides slare to the centre of the ring 1.........2.................SLARE KICKS OUT...had to be one of the longest 2 counts in Funazz's career. Funazz then looks Shocked to see slare kick out this. Slare now to his feet and Grabs Funazz HITS ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX. Slare yet again going for the Sleeper hold and....Funazz quickly grabs the ropes. Funazz quickly gets back to his feet and HITS SLARE WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX. Funazz takes no time to grab slare and put him in a half crab...Slare grabs the ropes but it appears Funazz did a real number on Slare’s knee…Slare is holding his knee with great pain. Funazz picks up slare and hits him with a powerbomb....Funazz Quickly goes for the pin 1........2....SLARE KICKS OUT again. Funazz now focusing on slares knee and attempts to go for another half crab but slare pushes him off with his feet and funazz hits the turnbuckle and Slare grabs him and clothesline’s him down. He then runs up AND HITS THE LEG-DROP...Slare then Taunts Funazz in the ring.... Funazz looks dazed out.... Slare now picks up Funazz and appears to go for another Super Neckbreaker.... Funazz Reverses it and Goes for the roll up but grabs slare tights 1...2...3 WE HAVE A NEW IC CHAMP FUNAZZ JUST BEAT SLARE FUNAZZ JUST BEAT SLARE!!!
Winner and New Intercontinental Champion
FUNAZZ

Match 5
Hardcore Title
Gentoo vs. Nattydred
This match has been brewing for a while now, the two men have waited a while to get there hands on each other. The men stare down each other for a while. And we’re off, the two men exchange punches at fierce velocity. Nattydred rests Gentoo on the ropes…and catapults him right of the ring. He continues stalking Gentoo locking in a leg lock, he then hits a huge backbreaker on the former Society member. He rolls Gentoo back into the ring and the Norwich fan gets back into it with a low blow. He then locks in a leg lock but soon is sent stumbling to the ground thanks to a Nattydred dropkick. Gentoo bashes Nattydred into the corner and stings Dred’s chest with chops. Nattydred fights back with a spinning heel kick, which also connects with the referee. Gentoo gets on the attack with a dropkick and then a belly-to-belly suplex. Nattydred fights back and locks in a Boston crab on the Hardcore champion. This is a great even and fast paced match. Gentoo hits a suplex and then locks in an armbar. He then drops an elbow before locking in the excruciatingly painful STF. Nattydred wriggles out of it and takes Gentoo down with a dropkick before locking in a headlock. Gentoo counters and hits a neckbreaker. Nattydred crawls up right into the path of a BOOKEND. Gentoo eagerly jumps down for the cover 1…2..KICK OUT.

This match continues and despite being a hardcore title match no weapons have been used yet. Nattydred stumbles up, counters an attack by Gentoo kicks him in the gut AND HITS THE SAMBO SUPLEX. He goes for a cover 1…2…KICK OUT. WOW THAT WAS A LONG 2. THE REFEREE PUT HIS HAND DOWN BUT GENTOO JUST KICKED OUT. The match continues and both men counter each other before Nattydred hits a DDT. Nattydred is hurting and clutches his chest allowing himself prey to a Gentoo clothesline. Gentoo then locks in a Regal stretch before hitting a triple German suplex. He then lifts Dred up and delivers ANOTHER Triple German suplex. But what is he doing, he puts his head down in rest and allows Dred to hit a missile dropkick, which also takes out the ref. Gentoo is soon back on the offence with a clothesline but Dred hits with a dropkick and a backdrop. He is preparing for an RKO HITS IT. NATTYDRED WILL BE NEW HARDCORE CHAMPION, BUT WAIT HERES JAM-BOMB CHAIR TO NATTYDRED, NO GENTOO CRAWLS OVER 1…2…3
Winner and still Hardcore champion
Gentoo
Gentoo has just retained his title! What a match it was. Natty Dread is looking on in disbelief. He was on the verge of a victory then. Wait a minute, her come Baros and Funazz to the ring. They help Natty Dread up and then all look at Gentoo. Funazz has a microphone which he hands to Natty Dread.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the Hardcore Champion." he points at Gentoo. "Now, tonight you already saw one new inductee to the Regime, and he is standing right next to me, Funazz. However, I thought to myself in order to truly solidify the Regime I must choose a forth member. This will enable us to rule the RWC, and crush RSW. And in order to do that, then we need the man standing right in front of me, Gentoo."

Natty Dread outstretches his hand to Gentoo, who is looking at him with a confused look on his face.
Gentoo thinks about it for a minute and then shakes hands with Natty Dread, and the other two Regime members. I guess this is the start of something special.

Baros and Funazz raise the Hardcore Champion onto their shoulders and celebrate. Natty Dread swipes the microphone and continues to talk.

"There is one man who is constantly pissing me off backstage. He robbed me of this title tonight, and kicked me out of the arena on Monday. Jam-Bomb, this has gone far enough. Now, I do not have any matches planned for next week, so I think I might as well propose a little match. You pick a tag team partner from backstage and you take on Funazz and me. And it will be a Ladder Tag Match."

Funazz takes the microphone off of Natty Dread and talks himself. "Jam-Bomb, you will be the first too see the beginning of the end for the Society, for RSW, and for Democracy as a whole. We are the Regime!"

Natty Dread, Funazz, Baros and Gentoo leave the ring. Can they really match the power of the Society? Only time will tell.

Match 6
Hardcore Title Number 1 contendership Match
Edge vs. FaSho vs. StoneColdChris
Edge comes out to the ring first. He seems pretty confident that he will win this match. Fasho comes out next, followed by Stone Cold Chris.

A tense stare down follows. As Stone Cold Chris is glaring over at Fasho, Edge comes in and close lines him out of the ring. Fasho sneaks behind him and hits a quick German Suplex. He looks at SCC who is standing outside the ring and glares at him. He pulls Edge to his feet and executes a Belly-to-Belly Suplex on Edge. Stone Cold Chris gets in the ring and pulls Fasho towards him and quickly hits the DDT. Edge stands up and gets a Neckbreaker from Stone Cold Chris. Fasho rolls to the outside of the ring whilst SCC deals with Edge. Chris hits a Suplex on Edge and then hits a quick Standing Elbow Drop. Fasho comes back into the ring and hits a German Suplex on Stone Cold Chris. Yes, he hits a second! He’s getting up for the third, but Edge breaks it up!

Edge is punching SCC furiously; he gets him into the turnbuckle and turns round into a vicious Spinebuster from Fasho. Here’s the pin, 1… No Edge kicks out. Fasho pulls Edge to his feet and hits another Spinebuster. SCC sneaks up behind him and does a Bulldog on Fasho. It is clear that Stone Cold Chris is revved up for this match, and it will take something quite special to beat him. He goes on the offensive once again, whipping Fasho into the ropes and hitting the Clothesline as he returned. Both competitors are down. He removes the turnbuckle! He picks Fasho up, drills him towards it, but wait! Fasho reverses it and drills SCC in head first! Stone Cold Chris is thrown to the outside once again; he wants to concentrate on Edge. Wait, he turns round into an Edgecation! Here’s the cover, Fasho kicks out on 2. Stone Cold Chris is back into the ring and he immediately takes Edge down. He whips Fasho into the turnbuckle, and charges at him with a Knee Attack. Fasho and Edge are both down.

As Edge gets up, Stone Cold Chris climbs the turnbuckle, attempts the Flying Close Line but Edge ducks. Kick to the midsection from Edge, followed by the Edge-O-Matic! He hits a Clothesline on Fasho as he clambers to his feet. Edge is now seemingly in control of this match. Now he prepares himself for the spear! Who will get up first?
It’s Fasho, Spear connects! Here is the cover! 1…2…Stone Cold Chris just breaks it up.

It looked like Edge had won there. He is arguing with the ref, he is adamant that it should have been a three count. Meanwhile, Fasho and Stone Cold Chris lock horns. Fasho takes down the big man and is now attempting to get the upper hand in this match. He chops Edge a few times before getting him into a Headlock. However, he hardly has time to hurt Edge as Stone Cold Chris dives into them. Stone Cold Chris gets Fasho in the Pedigree position, but Fasho flips him off. Fasho looks round and Edge is preparing yet another Spear! But Fasho is able to move in time and Edge takes the ref out! Now what are we going to do. Now he Spears Fasho, but realises that there is no ref so he does not pin. Instead he climbs to the outside and grabs the nearest steel chair. No, this isn’t fair damn it. He’s assaulting Fasho with shots to the head, but Stone Cold Chris comes in and DDT’s him onto the chair! Fasho is bleeding profusely from the head after those hideous chair shots. Stone Cold Chris can barely get too his feet. Edge is coming around, but it looks bleak for Fasho, he is out cold!

Stone Cold Chris whips Edge into the corner. Another Knee Attack from Chris. Edge is struggling to keep the former IC Champion at bay. Stone Cold Chris with a kick to the midsection! Pedigree connecting! This ones over surely! 1…2… Fasho breaks it up! How on earth did he get too his feet? Stone Cold Chris dumps Edge over the rope to the outside. He’s taunting him from inside the ring. Fasho is sneaking up behind him though; Stone Cold Chris turns round, TAKE A SEAT!! Fasho hits his modified Sambo Suplex! Can he get across to make the pin? He’s crawling over to Stone Cold Chris, he covers him, 1………….2…………..3!!!!!!!!!!

He’s done it! Fasho has won the first contenders match! And what a match it was! Fasho is still groggy and he stumbles out of the ring, holding his arms up in celebration. Stone Cold Chris is in the middle of the ring looking on. He dominated so much of the match and still lost.

Winner
FaSho
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Match 7
Marijuana & Opportunity Knocks VS Baros & Funazz

First off the RSW boys come out to a lot of heat from the RWC supporters. Next out are two Regime members. It will be interesting how this one turns out. Funazz is competing in his first match for the Regime. These two faced each other earlier tonight in a match ordered by Jam-Bomb, but are tag team partners now.

It’s Marijuana verses Baros to begin this Interpromotional tag Match. They lock up and Baros takes the upper hand to begin with as he strikes his opponent several times before taking him to the floor with DDT. He hits the Double Axe Handle to Marijuana. You can see that Baros is pumped up for this match. He is really taking the fight too his opponent. He hits a Backbreaker before picking Marijuana up immediately and hits a devastating Jumping Arm breaker. Picks him off the floor but gets a knee to the midsection. Marijuana is able to get several punches in. Now he hits the Swinging Neck bomb! Marijuana connects with the rolling thunder, and he makes the tag to O.K.

OK begins an immediate offensive on Baros, whipping him against the ropes and hitting a violent Clothesline. He climbs the turnbuckle, diving elbow drop! Connects! However, he does not want too pin yet. He picks Baros up and continues the assault with a DDT. Funazz is screaming for the tag. Baros cannot get there in time as he crawls over, and is intercepted by OK. He is whipped into the ropes but wait, he doges under OK’s arm and bounces back of the ropes, Diving Forearm Smash! Now he gets the tag! Funazz is in!

Funazz jumps into the ring, and goes over and clotheslines Marijuana out of the ring. He know turns his attention to OK. Sidewalk Slam, followed by several punches to the downed OK. He pulls OK to his feet and executes the Tigerbomb! Wait, Marijuana comes into the ring and takes Funazz down with a Clothesline. However, he is ushered out of the ring by the referee. OK now gets the upper hand once again and hits a Snapmare followed by a kick to the back of the head. He whips Funazz into the turnbuckle, now he’s going for his finisher, the DDT, at the Turnbuckle. Connects! Here’s the pin, 1…2…Funazz just kicks out! He is stopped from making the tag by OK who drags him away. This could be bad for Funazz. Unprettier! This one has to be over! No, Baros has distracted the ref so he cannot see the pin. OK is furious! Funazz pulls himself to his feet and hits the Superkick as OK turns round. Here’s his pin! 1…2…OK kicks out! Baros has been pulled off the ring apron by Marijuana! OK makes the tag and Marijuana begins to beat Funazz down. Facebuster to Funazz! Followed by another rolling thunder! Funazz is out cold. Baros has been pulled off the apron by OK! Marijuana with the Frog Splash! Funazz moves! He wasn’t really out cold! What a tactic. Marijuana looks around and then grabs Funazz. He is clearly angry now. Spinning Wheel Kick to Funazz. Both men are struggling to get up. Baros has just had his head smashed on the announcer’s table outside, and he’s been busted wide open!

OK comes into the ring to help his tag partner but is sent to his position outside the ring by the official. Marijuana looks like he wants a tag, but wait, Funazz pulls him into a Clothesline! This isn’t over yet. Baros is shouting for the pin, and Funazz somehow manages to connect with an impressive dive. Baros comes into the ring and immediately hits the RKO on Marijuana. OK comes into the ring and he is floored by a Clothesline. Funazz stumbles back into the ring, what are they planning now? Funazz picks Marijuana up, 3D CONNECTING! This one has too be over! 1…2…
OK breaks it up! Can you believe this match! Double Clothesline from OK on Baros and Funazz. Wait, its Natty Dread! What is he doing here? He takes OK out of the ring! Baros crawls over and pins Marijuana, 1… 2…3! They’ve won! What a match. I’m sure this one is far from over!
Winners-
The Regime
Baros & Funazz

Main Event
Undisputed Title
10 Minute No DQ match
Oceansmafia vs. Slare vs. Gentoo vs. Jam-Bomb vs. Pimpdaddy vs. TripleB
The Bell rings and we’re off. TripleB goes for Oceansmafia, Jam Bomb goes for Slare and Pimpdaddy and Gentoo Square off. TripleB gets control of the undisputed champion; Pimpdaddy is knocked outside the ring. Slare takes over the assault on Mafia with a suplex and a headlock. TripleB gets the ringsteps, AND SMASHES THEM OVER GENTOO’S HEAD. Pimpdaddy has not a chair, which he smashes Jam-Bomb with. Mafia has got a table and is battering Slare with and Pimpdaddy grabs a chair…GUILLOTINE TO JAM-BOMB. Pimpdaddy and Slare double team Mafia, Pimpdaddy goes for a pin but TripleB breaks it up. Jam-Bomb grabs TripleB and takes him down with a straight right hand. He grabs a chair and is battering TripleB with it. BOOKEND TO MAFIA, Gentoo has hit the Book-end on Mafia. But he doesn’t go for a pin, here comes Pimpdaddy DEATH VALLEY DRIVER TO MAFIA, BUT STILL NO PIN. They let Mafia stumble to his feet and attack Gentoo with a chair. STUNNER, Jam-Bomb stunners his enemy Slare. Mafia is bleeding, THIS IS ANARCHY.

Jam-Bomb creeps up behind mafia, he locks in a sleeper hold but Mafia just holds out. Jam-Bomb and Oceansmafia continue brawling. TripleB comes bundling in with a clothesline. MANDIBLE CLAW, MANDIBLE CLAW TO THE CHAMP. But he grabs the ropes. Pimpdaddy hits the Death Valley driver on Jam-Bomb. Mafia starts attacking Pimpdaddy with the table. Slare hits Mafia with a Chair, he goes for a pin but Jam-Bomb is attacking the referee. For some reason he has locked in the sharpshooter on the ref. The referee recovers on the floor and the action stops briefly. Each man regales himself, but soon THEY’RE OFF AGAIN. MAFIA LAST RIDES GENTOO. TripleB chokeslam’s Slare. Gentoo HITS THE BOOK-END ON MAFIA BUT DOESN’T PIN. Gentoo suplexes Mafia. He then suplexes him on the ropes. Mafia escapes to fight another day. Slare hits the super neckbreaker on Pimpdaddy. Mafia has been attacked, Gentoo crawls over for the pin 1…2…3 GENTOO IS THE CHAMPION, for the moment anyway. There is still a long time to go in this match, can Gentoo survive?

Gentoo is on fire and goes around the ring connecting with just about everyone. Pimpdaddy grabs a table, Hits Gentoo with it and rolls him on it. DDT THROUGH THE TABLE. TripleB crawls over for the pin 1…2…3
TRIPLEB IS CHAMPION
Gentoo didn’t last long in control. Can TripleB survive for the remaining 3 minutes and 40 seconds? Pimpdaddy is bleeding. Slare hits TripleB with the steel steps. Gentoo hits the Book-End on Slare. Pimpdaddy locks in the Boston Crab on TripleB. HE JUST AVOIDS TAPPING OUT. But Pimpdaddy is going for the pin 1…2…3
PIMPDADDY IS CHAMPION
There is two minutes and 40 seconds left. Can Pimpdaddy maintain this and win the Undisputed title for the foundation? Pimpdaddy continues attacking Oceansmafia. Slare creeps up behind Pimpdaddy, SUPER NECKBREAKER. PINFALL 1…2…3
SLARE IS CHAMPION
CAN SLARE ADD THE UNDISPUTED TITLE TO ALL HIS GLORY. Here Comes Jam-Bomb, ENZIGUIRI. Cover 1…2…3
JAM-BOMB IS CHAMPION
All 6 men have held the belt. However it is chaos, the title is changing hands freely. Could Jam-Bomb’s week be complete?

Jam-Bomb attacks Oceansmafia, he locks in the Boston Crab. Here comes Slare, SLEEPER HOLD. JAM-BOMB GIVES UP
SLARE IS CHAMPION
Slare rolls outside the ring eager to preserve his title. Gentoo hits the book-end to Pimpdaddy, Jam-Bomb smashes Mafia with a chair. Jam-Bomb sees Slare outside the ring and jumps to brawl with him. The two men brawl but Jam-Bomb gets on top, kick to the gut…STUNNER. 1…2…3
JAM-BOMB IS CHAMPION
Jam-Bomb has won back the title from Slare. Will it last longer this time? There is 50 seconds left. Jam-Bomb continues attacking Slare, UNPRETTIER TO SLARE. Jam-Bomb DDT’s Slare and there’s 30 seconds left. Jam-Bomb rests in the corner but Mafia DOESN’T WANT TO LOSE HIS TITLE. CLOTHESLINE TO JAM-BOMB, PIN 1…2..JAM-BOMB KICKS OUT. He continues the assault with a German suplex. 1…2..JAM-BOMB KICKS OUT AGAIN. HE LOCKS IN THE SHARPSHOOTER, THERES 15 SECONDS LEFT, CAN JAM-BOMB HANG ON?. HE HAS A GRIM LOOK OF DETERMINATION ON HIS FACE. SLARE SEES THIS SCENE AND WRENCHES JAM-BOMB’S HEAD BACK, JAM-BOMB IS HANGING ON.5…4…3…2…1…THE BELL IS RINGING BUT JAM-BOMB IS TAPPING. Did Jam-Bomb submit before the bell rings?
HERE WE HAVE YOUR WINNER AND THE NEW UNDISPUTED CHAMPION
JAM-BOMB
JAM-BOMB HAS DONE IT. Jam-Bomb has won the undisputed title. He GM’ ship is complete. He hugs the title joyfully, Slare and Oceansmafia retreat mournfully as Jam-Bomb dances around the ring much to the disgust of the crowd as the:
SHOW ENDS


Jam-Bomb suddenly makes his way out to great jeers
Jam-Bomb-I have had many enemies in this business and life in the past. However as a added bonus for you fans I am going to face one of my greatest enemies tonight. And I won’t be doing it alone as well, please introduce another enemy of this fiend, Slare.

The crowd are shocked as Slare comes out in his traditional kilt.

Slare-Yes that’s right, although Jam-Bomb and me have never seen eye to eye we have decided to join together to take out a mutual enemy. Mr Hopkin’s computer.

Mr Hopkin’s computer is wheeled out to a surprising amount of heat. It gets into the ring and the bell rings
Match ?
Handicap Match
Jam-Bomb and Slare vs. Mr Hopkin’s computer
Slare and Jam-Bomb confer and Slare jumps onto the computer. However he is wearing a kilt so the dangerous computer electrocutes his knads. Jam-Bomb does not blink and gets to work on the computer, however he soon clutches his fists after punching the PC for to long. Jam-Bomb picks the PC up and attempts to slam it but it wriggles out and crashes down on his toes. The computer goes for the pin 1…2..Slare breaks it up. Now Slare gets up to speed he picks up the PC and throws it against the turnbuckle. It bounces off and the crowd ooh’s. Full of confidence Slare tries to continue the assault but the Computer continues with the “Funny virus” which removes Slare’s PSAPI.DLL. Jam-Bomb attempts to save his partner but gets the same virus. This sends Slare flying out of the ring whilst Jam-Bomb tries to call on windows 98 to help him. However Slare comes crashing in with a sledgehammer, he cracks in on the computer destroying it as the bell rings. Jam-Bomb comes in as well leaving the computer battered and bruised. Jam-Bomb and Slare high 5 over the carcass of Mr Hopkin’s computer
Winner by DQ
Mr. Hopkins PC

[Holy_Hopkins]

I think I got some random shows somewhere....

[Holy_Hopkins]

Monday :shifty: Night Carnage

*The ring is ready for Slare’s Lair*

SCC: Ladies and Gentleman, I have a special treat for you. Now usually Slare's Lair is run by Slare, but for 1 night only Im here to run the show. Now I have clip for all to see. Roll the footage



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Sat 16 Apr

Welcome everyone to a special Saturday Night F*ckaround! We've got four matches here tonight, including the fourth installment of the SLARE vs JamieB series, and also a huge tag team match. But first, a Gutcheck match, in which newcomer 12-Bone has the chance to get any title shot he wants!


RSW Television Championship
The Dunc and KRob vs JamieB and OceansMafia

The bell rings, and KRob immediately kicks Jamie in the gut before a Suplex. He stomps repeatedly on him, before Jamie gets to his feet, and is whipped to the corner. Dunc is tagged in, and the former tag team partners stomp Jamie down in the corner. Dunc drags Jamie to his feet for two big Ribbreakers, and he then Clotheslines Mafia before hitting Jamie with a Belly to Belly Suplex.

Jamie is showing some very clear effects of the last match, holding his ribs in pain, not helped by some knees to the midsection from Dunc. KRob extends his arm for the tag, but Dunc ignores him, making the universal belt signal around his waist, before KRob makes the bling tag! He pushes Dunc onto the apron before Suplexing Jamie again, and follows with a Dropkick.

KRob sends Jamie to the corner for some Owner's Violence, before a third Suplex. KRob then grabs Jamie's leg, and applies the Indian Deathlock! Jamie writhes in pain, and The Dunc seethes on the apron, before realising his title is in danger, and trying to enter! The ref however sees him and cuts him off, but as he does Jamie taps out, unseen by the official! Dunc truly saved his title there!

KRob is irate, and pushes Dunc outside again, before doing the same to JamieB! Mafia tries to get to KRob and Jamie, but is cut off by a very pissed off Dunc, who unleashes his pent-up frustration on the first person who comes to hand! Mafia is sent head-first into the ring post, and Dunc begins to beat on his head, meanwhile KRob has Jamie on top of the announce table Jamie struggles to his feet, and KRob hooks his arms, before an Omega through the announce table!

KRob then moves over to Dunc and Mafia. Dunc has Mafia in a bearhug, and drives him into the ringpost, before backing out, and out of the blue KRob jumps and RKOs Mafia! 3D!

But wait a minute? What the hell? It's StoneColdChris, and he's got a chair! KRob tries to cut him off, but is shoved into the ring steps and crumples, and as Dunc charges him down he falls foul of a horrific chairshot! Dunc is bleeding even before he hits the black mats on the outside! Backstage workers rush down to drag Chris off of Dunc and get him out of the arena, closely followed by a throng of EMTs. All four of these men have been laid out!



SCC: Well, well, well. As you can see, the self proclaimed 'Destined One" was taken out by me, the true destined one. You see I am tired of hearing about the Dunc. About how good he is, or how initimdating he is, or even how smart he is. Need I remind you all that it was I who eliminated Dunc at the Rumble all by myself. Now I have to prove to everybody that I can beat Dunc and that I am truly the Destined One, so I know RSW is having a ppv, and Dunc you are without a Match , so how bout it The Dunc vs StoneColdChris. Are you going to be a little punk ass bitch or are you going to have the balls to face me at ApocalyspE?

Suddenly the arena lights go out. They come back on and reveal Dunc behind SCC.

Well, I guess Dunc is a cowardly little bitch, who wont answer me

SCC turns around and Dunc rock bottoms him!

Dunc: SCC, I will see you at Apocalypse. It will be your destiny to lose to me and after I beat you, Slare is next!

Match 1 The Legendary Matt Vallance vs Edge

Edge makes his way to the ring to a thunderous ovation from his hometown crowd of Michigan. Edge poses to the crowd at the top of the ramp but is viciously assaulted from behind! The Legendary Matt Vallance continues to pound on Edge who rolls down the ramp. Vallance picks up Edge and bounces his head off the ring post before rolling into the ring as the bell sounds.

The legendary Vallance looks the part as he just stands there urging Edge forward. Vallance is looking a lot more focused and serious then his previous matches. Edge is already busted wide open from being rammed into the ring post! Edge slowly crawls into the ring but walks into a huge suplex. Vallance picks Edge up but Edge pushes him back and connects with the Spear! 1……….2…… NO! Vallance got the shoulder up.

Vallance quickly gets to his feet and looks pissed. He works over Edge with a few right hands before scoring with an RKO! 1……2…..3 It’s over! Vallance celebrates in the ring before beating on Edge some more. Vallance grabs a chair and cracks it over the shoulder of Edge several times. Vallance drags Edge to the top of the ramp way and looks down. Edge tries to fight back and knocks Vallance down with a clothesline and signals for the spear! He’s going to spear Vallance off the ramp and through the tables! Edge charges full speed but Vallance dodges and smacks Edge with the chair on the back of his head! Edge is just broken in two! He just crashed through the damn table and Vallance doesn’t care!

Winner: “The Legendary” Matt Vallance

*Slare and Stone Cold Chris burst into Mr. Hopkins’ office but are surprised to see Nightmare in there*

Slare: “Dude what are you doing here?”

Nightmare: “Ahh Hopkins is off on a trip or something. I’ve been told to look over things. Anyway what can I do for you two?”

SCC: “Didn’t you see! Dunc attacked me!”

“I saw, nothing I can do about it except… I could arrange a contract signing between you two? Perhaps a contract stating you can not attack each other before your match. Anyway as for tonight you two will be able to let off some steam against one of Slare’s opponents for Apocalypse, Gentoo and that bastard Funazz. Oh yes tell Jamie that he’s going to get the chance to teach Mafia a lesson tonight. Now if you’ll excuse me we have to run through this song one more time.”

Say your prayers, little bum
Don’t forget my son, to wear rubber condoms.
I fuck you quick, with a stick
I’ve mislaid my dick, it’s been nicked by Slaress mum, yeah

Now my third eyes open, Slip it in extra tight.

Exit pants, Enter ass, take my dick. Put it in your mouth and lick. HUH

Suck my dong, Stab some shite.
Naughty vicar tonight, I’ll fuck him without a light.
Screams were hard, screams were dire
His ass was on fire
I was afraid he would biiiiite, yeah

Now my third eyes open I’ll slip it in extra tight.

Exit pants, Enter ass, take my dick, now put it in your mouth and lick.

(solo)

Now I lay me down to sleep (now I lay me down to sleep)
Pray I get done by a creep (pray I get done by a creep)
If I die before I wake (if I die before I wake)
Pray that Jamie likes to take (pray that Jamie likes to take)

Lookout for Slare, he’s in the hood
he’s gonna chop off all your wood
He’s just a beast who’ll give you head
On the toilet or in your bed!

Exit pants, Stab some shit, bend or stand, Exit pants, Stab some shit take my dick, now put it in your mouth and lick.

Yeah, GAY!!!!! Yeah-yeah bloooow-woah.

Take my dick…. Now put it in your mouth and lick, take my dick…… (fade out)

Slare: “….Oh dear”

Match 2 Da One vs Baros


Da One comes out to a rather loud response from the crowd. He climbs into the ring and he looks in good shape. He climbs into the ring and is now waiting for his opponent to come to the ring. And there he is at the top of the ramp, Baros. He doesn’t waste any time and he just walks straight to the ring and slides under the rope. The crowd gave him quite a poor response compared to Da One. After a brief stare down they lock up and this match has begun.

Baros kicks Da One in the gut and now launches several punches into his opponent. Now he hits a big Suplex on his opponent and jumps back to his feet and listens to the crowd jeering him as he looks around. It doesn’t seem to have affected him and he smiles as they carry on. He turns round and Da One hits a huge low blow and Baros who falls to the floor. Now Da One is stomping away at the head of Baros and he now picks him to his feet and scoop slams him back to the mat. Da One doesn’t give Baros any rest and now lifts his opponent to his feet and takes him down with a clothesline. Baros hops straight back to his feet, followed by a clothesline. Baros gets straight to his feet one more time and Da One has just bounced off the ropes and he hits a massive clothesline and Baros falls to the floor and this time hesitates before getting up again. Da One stomps on the face of Baros and now lifts him to his feet. Now he punches away at the face several times however Baros manages to block one punch, kick Da One in the gut and he follows it up with a huge clothesline.

Baros is smiling and he is shouting something and he has a huge smile on his face. He is standing behind Da One waiting for him to get up and he goes for the Baros but Da One spins out of it and kicks Baros in the gut, DDT! This one is over now surely. Heres the cover, 1……2……..3! Da One wins it!! He slides under the rope to the outside and now celebrates his victory as Baros tries to complain to the ref and say it was a 3 count. Da One is attacked from behind by Vallance! Vallance throws him into the bring and both men beat down on him. Vallance signals for the RKO but Fasho races to the ring! Fasho throws Vallance over the top rope before catching Baros in an F-5! Fasho helps Da One up as Vallance fumes on the outside

Winner- Da One
*Jam-bomb is sat in the back watching some old videotapes*

Slare: “Hey man hows it going”

“Not bad. Although I was feeling a lot better before Rewind.”

“Ahhh Nightmare will make ya feel better……. I mean he’s giving you a chance for revenge against Mafia tonight. Plus he gives amazing backrubs.”

“I’ll take your word for it. So Sunday it looks as if I’ll wipe the floor with the “boss” and you’ll regain your title.”

“Of course. Anyway come lets get ready”

*The camera cuts ot Nightmare in the office*

“Just got a message from my leader guys. The true god of this pathetic world. Crazy you think I am? Maybe so, but he’s more crazy then me. If he waited till after 6PM it would of only cost him 4.5p per minute. Fool. But I have heard the word of my master and have a list of instructions to carry out. Tonight marks the beginning of the end. We will suffer casualties. The weak will be cast aside and the strong will remain victorious. Our god will light our way”

Match 3 Jam-bomb vs Mafia

Jam-bomb makes his way down to the ring obviously not 100% fit. Mafia make shis way out with a disgruntled look on his face. He slides into the ring and goes face to face with Jam-bomb.

“Woah Wait a minute Mafia.” It’s Nightmare!

“Put these damn Handcuffs on! You will wrestle with your arms behind your back. Now lets get going”

Mafia can not believe it as a sick smile spreads across Nightmares face. Mafia puts the handcuffs on and falls victim to a stunner! 1……….2……….3 Jam-bomb wins! The Society rush to the ring and begin to attack Mafia. Slare finishes him off with a huge leg drop. A message to OK surely.

[Holy_Hopkins]

Monday Night Carnage

*The Societies music hits and out comes all the member of the society apart from Slare.*

“Mr. Hopkins, Thursday night you promised me a title shot, what you also did though was promise a shot for four other superstars. Now I know we only have one champion, what I need to know is when do I get my title shot and what the hell are you going to do with the four other men?”

*Mr. Hopkins’ music hits and he waltz out on stage*

“Diamond Joe you are completely right, you will get a title shot at REDMPTION, you will face Slare for the title, but you won’t be alone. Those 4 men I mentioned will get a title shot as well. I promised each and everyone of them a title shot and on January 23rd, live on PPV they will get a damn title shot.

2 men will start the match up, the champion and a randomly selected superstar. The other 4 superstars will be locked in chambers surrounding the ring. Every 2 minutes a new superstar will enter. It’s something that is known as. The Elimination Chamber.”

“Elimination Chamber, Sir it’s barbaric, it’s insane, it’s dangerous. It’s perfect.”

“By the way where is Slare?”

“Stuck in traffic I think, anyway move along nightmare has a few words to say now.”

*Mr. Hopkins walks off as Nightmare takes the mic from Diamond Joe.*

“Thank you Joe, now everyone here knows I am the strongest superstar in RWC, and you all know that the strongest superstar deserves a great title. So OceansMafia get your ass out here. I want my title back.”

*Music hits and out walks a new superstar.*

“Errrr. Who are you, I think you got the wrong place mate I want OceansMafia not some popcorn”

“I Know where I am, Nightmare isn’t it? Course you are, one look and you can see why people call you Nightmare. Anyway I’m here in front of all these fans, to request a one on one match. You vs Me, Tonight.”

“Seriously who are you…”

“Nightmare buddy, I’m Stone Cold Chris and you better remember that name.”

“Why, incase I need popcorn? It’s alright I’ll look at your name tag.”

“I’m not a bloody popcorn seller I’m a new wrestler.”

“But you do have popcorn?”

“No popcorn.”

“shoot, hang on….”

*Nightmare dials a number into his phone.*

“Yeah alright Slare, It’s me Nightmare…. Yeah…yeah…. Where the hell are you mate??? You crashed? Oh dear, well hurry up and get some popcorn on the way please…. Alright… C ya.. *Nightmare hangs up.* Anyway you were saying.”

“ME, You ton..”

“Oh darn, I hope he gets Toffee flavour, hate regular”

“Oh fuck it, see ya later Nightmare.”

OceansMafia vs Baros Hardcore title match

Mafia makes his way out and is joined at ringside by Pimpdaddy. Baros makes his way out and charges into the ring.

Baros chops OceansMafia and whips him against the ropes. Mafia bounces off but ducks a dropkick and comes back with a huge clothesline knocking Baros to the mat. Baros is quickly to his feet but walks straight into a sidewalk slam. Mafia lifts Baros up only to wrap his arms around him and give him a bearhug front slam. Pimpdaddy throws a chair into the ring.

Mafia goes to pick up the chair but is back dropped by Baros. Baros picks up the chair and brings it down on OceansMafia’s head. Baros drops the chair and hooks the leg. 1….2…. Pimpdaddy places Mafia’s leg on the ropes! Baros lifts Mafia up and kicks him in the gut, Baros hits a Europena uppercut before sending Mafia crashing into the turnbuckle. Baros climbs the ropes and delivers a huge superplex!

Baros is up first and lifts Mafia up but is pushed away, Mafia hits a huge spinebuster and applies a headlock. Baros fights out of it and knocks Mafia down with a dropkick. Baros climbs to the top rope but fails to connect with a missile dropkick. Mafia lifts Baros up and hits a brainbuster. Mafia grabs the chair as Baros gets to his feet.

Mafia nails Baros in the stomach with the chair before placing the chair down and hitting an F-5 onto it. Mafia hooks the leg 1…2….3 And Mafia retains the Hardcore title.

Winner: OceansMafia Time: 2:25


“Hey guys come on Slare’s arriving.”

“Hey look there he is, has he got my popcorn??”

“Sorry I’m late guys, was in a car crash, had to run.”

“Yeah not advisable when wearing a kilt eh…Especially when we’re in England, and you have no underwear on…”

“You alright mate??”

“I’m fine, car’s dreadful though.”

“Not the Skoda? You just got that car!”

“Aye.. the skoda.”

“Wheres the statue?”

“Shit, must of left it in the boot. Anyway got a match soon haven’t I. Best get ready, what’ve I missed?”


Jam-bomb vs Da One IC title match
Jam-bomb starts the match up knocking Da One down with a flying Lariat. Da One is quickly back up and hits a tornado DDT to Jam-bomb. Da One lifts up Jam-bomb and bounces him off the ropes into a powerslam. Da One gets the cover but Jam-bomb kicks out before 1.

Jam-bomb gets back up and the men tie up. Da One slides through Jam-bomb’s leg and goes for a German suplex, but Jam-bomb lands on his feet. Jam-bomb lifts Da One up and hits a high angle back drop before locking on the armbar. Da One screams in agony but somehow manages to reach the bottom rope. Both men get to their feet.

Da One charges at Jam-bomb but walks into a hiptoss. Jam-bomb lifts Da One up and hits a side suplex. Da One rolls out of the ring and pulls Jam-bomb out as well. Jam-bomb throws Da One into the steps and slides back in the ring. Da One follows but walks straight into a gutwrench suplex. Jam-bomb climbs to the top rope but is pulled down by Da One who quickly got back up.

Da One lifts Jam-bomb up and hits a superkick! 1…2… Jam-bomb kicked out! Da One whips jam-bomb into the corner but is reversed. Jam-bomb leap frogs Da One and climbs to the top rope. Jam-bomb looks down and hits a Swanton Bomb to Da One. 1…2…3 It’s over

Winner: Da One Time: 2:45

“Hey where’s Timesplitter?”

“Caught in traffic, some bastard crashed a skoda into a lorry, terrible pile up.”

“Ok, well we’ll have to carry on without him, Any ideas for our name, Fasho?”

“none.”

“How about Pimp-Time? I thought of a song and everything.”

“Lets hear it..”

“It’s pimping time.
There’s no need to be afraid
At pimping time
We do some drugs but we have no shame.

And in our town of London
We can charge more for our girls
Politicians around the world
Love Pimping time.

Buy a new watch
Half price down the old market
At pimping times, its hard so you can have some fun

They’re steaming up all your windows,
like that film with Richard Gere
And the only juices flowing
is your 3rd eyes blessed tears

And the Cops that all patrol here
Are our best paid customers
Well tonight thank God I’m here and so are you

And there won't be aids in Pimp- y -land this Christmas time
We always use rubber flavoured sweeties
(Oooh) Our girls will help it grow
Half price for older ho’s
Come on guys It is Pimp-time today”

“Maybe not.”

Dazz vs Pimpdaddy 1st match best of 7 series

This is the first match of a possible 7 for the title “King of Fakenham”

Dazz starts the match knocking Pimpdaddy down with a short arm clothesline. Pimpdaddy is quickly to his feet and knocks Dazz down with a big boot. Pimpdaddy lifts up Dazz and hits a delayed suplex.

Dazz pulls himself up and slides underneath Pimpdaddy before taking him to the mat with a Russian leg sweep. Dazz bounces off the ropes and runs straight into a tilt a whirl slam. Pimpdaddy lifts Dazz up and hits a modified spinebuster. Pimpdaddy locks on a leg lock but Dazz is to close to the ropes. Dazz gets to his feet and hits a hurricanrana on Pimpdaddy.

Dazz lifts up Pimpdaddy and kicks him in the gut before nailing a flowing DDT. Dazz lifts Pimpdaddy up again but is pushed away and knocked down with a Neckbreaker. Dazz is back up but walks straight into a huge clothesline and is knocked down again. Pimpdaddy lifts up Dazz and hits a last ride which Dazz reverses into a hurricanrana. Pimpdaddy charges at Dazz but walks into a drop toe hold. Dazz lifts up Pimpdaddy and faceplants him into the mat. Dazz hops up to the top rope but misses an elbow drop. Pimpdaddy takes the advantage and throws Dazz into the turnbuckle. Pimpdaddy lays into Dazz and knocks him down with a few hard rights.

Pimpdaddy applies a camel clutch but Dazz grabs the ropes. Dazz gets to his feet and Pimpdaddy walks straight into a snap suplex. Dazz climbs the top ropes and connects with an Asia Moonsault. 1…2… Pimpdaddy kicked out!

Dazz picks up Pimpdaddy but is pushed away, Dazz ducks a clothesline and rolls Pimpdaddy up. 1…2… Pimpdaddy again kicked out. Dazz throws Pimpdaddy against the ropes but Pimpdaddy hits a running DDT. Pimpdaddy lifts Dazz up and hits a Northern lights driver! 1..2…3 It’s over. Pimpdaddy wins the first match

Winner: Pimpdaddy Time: 4:11

*Mr Hopkins music hits and he makes his way out*

“One more announcement regarding Sunday, There will be a special guest referee in the Elimination Chamber. Goodnight”

Stone Cold Chris vs Nightmare

Stone Cold Chris makes his way out for his first ever RWC match up. Nightmare soon follows and looks like he isn’t here to play around.

Nightmare offers his hand out to Chris who shakes it, Nightmare hits a huge clothesline knocking the hell out of Stone Cold Chris. Nightmare picks him up and throws him against the ropes and straight into a sidewalk slam. Nightmare begins to taunt Chris who gets back to his feet.

Stone Cold Chris dodges another clothesline and hits a knee smash on Nightmare. He bounces off the ropes and delivers a bulldog to Nightmare. Stone Cold Chris lifts up Nightmare and hits a spinebuster. He hooks the leg 1..2…. Nightmare just threw him off of him!

Nightmare gets to his feet and wipes a spot of blood of his lip. Nightmare looks down before throwing Stone Cold Chris into the corner and hitting him in the stomach with right hands. Nightmare lifts Chris up and hits a chokeslam! Nightmare hooks the leg 1...2… No the newcomer kicked out!

Nightmare picks up Stone Cold Chris but misses a clothesline and hits the ref. Chris hits a suplex as OceansMafia rushes to the ring with his Hardcore title. Mafia is on the apron with the title, the ref is back up. Nightmare goes to knocks Mafia off but is rolled up by Chris! He’s got his feet on the ropes 1…2…3 Stone Cold Chris has won his first ever RWC match.

Mafia just screwed Nightmare!!

Winner: Stone Cold Chris Time: 3:31

Zook & Pimpdaddy vs Diamond Joe & Slare

Zook and Diamond Joe will face off one on one on Thursday, the type of match will be determined by the winner of this match, (Zook’s team wins he chooses and vice versa)

Zook and Slare start the match off. Zook ducks a big boot and takes Slare down with an atomic drop. Zook lifts up Slare and whips him into his corner and tags in Pimpdaddy, They whip Slare against the ropes before hitting a double clothesline on him, Zook leaves the ring as Pimpdaddy picks up Slare.

Slare pushes Pimpdaddy down and hits a belly to belly suplex. Pimpdaddy is quick to his feet but walks into a small package! 1…2.. Pimpdaddy powered out. Pimpdaddy charges at Slare knocking him down with his shoulder. Pimpdaddy lifts Slare up and punches him in the head followed by a sidewalk slam. Slare gets to his feet and ducks a clothesline before putting Pimpdadyd in a headlock.

Pimpdaddy fights out of it with an elbow to the ribs of Slare, Slare bounces of the ropes and both men collide. Slare crawls to his corner and gets the tag to diamond Joe. Pimpdaddy charges at Joe and knocks him down with a flying Lariat but Slare hits Pimpdaddy with a DDT.

Diamond Joe lifts up Pimpdaddy and bounces him off the ropes into a Samoan drop. Joe looks around before locking on the Sharpshooter. Pimpdaddy crawls to the ropes but is pulled back By Joe. Pimpdaddy crawls to the ropes again and this time grabs the bottom rope.

Pimpdaddy gets back up, although obviously hobbling. Diamond Joe hits a reverse elbow followed by a spinebuster. Diamond Joe attempts to lock on the figure four but is kicked away. Pimpdaddy hits a scoop slam before tagging in Zook.

Diamond Joe and Zook just stare at each other for a while. Both men charge at each other, Zook ducks a clothesline and hammers Diamond Joe in the face. Zook whips Diamond Joe against the ropes and hits a shoulder back toss, Diamond Joe however, lands on his feet and hits a Russian leg sweep. Diamond Joe tags in Slare.

Slare bounces off the ropes and hits a Leg drop! 1….2…. Pimpdaddy broke it up. This brings Diamond Joe in the ring who clotheslines Pimpdaddy over the top. Zook kicks Slare in the gut and grabs Slare by the throat, Slare kicks Zook in the gut and hits a super Neckbreaker! 1...2…3 It’s over, Joe gets to choose the stip thanks to Slare!

Winners: Diamond Joe & Slare 4:28

“Go on Fasho, win it for Pimp-time babay!”

“God…”

Fasho vs Funazz

Fasho makes his way out followed shortly by Funazz. Fasho whips Funazz against the ropes and into a forearm smash. Funazz is quickly to his feet but walks into a huge clothesline. Fasho lifts Funazz up but is knocked back and hits in the gut. Funazz lifts Fasho up and hits a back drop followed by a firemans carry.

Funazz lifts Fasho up but is kicked in the head and knocked down by a hard scoop slam. Fasho looks up and see’s Nightmare, Gentoo and Diamond Joe coming to the ring. Fasho turns around and is hit in the head with the Undisputed title! Slare delivers a leg drop to Funazz and one to Fasho. The Society enter the ring and celebrate, Slare holding his title above his head. Is this what we’ll see Sunday?? Will the Society still have the gold?

Winner: No contest

[Holy_Hopkins]

Monday Night Carnage

*Mr. Hopkins makes his way out to the ring with the two Tag titles over his shoulder*

“Ladies and Gentlemen you may all be wondering what has happened since I made the decision to vacate these tag titles On Thursday. Will my decision go to OceansMafia & Nightmare or will it go to Baros and NattyDred? Well I’ve thought about it over the weekend and still I couldn’t make my decision. So instead I’m going to keep the titles vacated.

But for Now, OceansMafia is getting ready for his main event match up so teaming up with Nightmare will be Gentoo to take on Da One & Stone Cold Chris. Also the other team that “won” Baros & NattyDred will face off against Fasho & Funazz. Maybe after these matches I’ll have a better idea of who the real champs are.

Speaking of tonight’s main event between Slare and OceansMafia for the RWC Undisputed championship if any RWC superstar decides they will interfere in the match and cost either men the title they will be suspended indefinitely. Lets kick things off then with our first tag match”

Natty Dred is talking to his tag team partner, Baros backstage.


"Last week was one of the worst decisions I think I have ever seen in my career here in the RWC. Tonight, against Fasho and Funazz, we must prove to everyone, especially Hopkins, that we deserve those titles more than anyone else."

" You know what Nat, I think your right, but I feel somehow we will be cheated out of victory tonight. Don't let them get advantage in the match, my friend, and I assure you, we will leave here with the gold around our waist, especially after we convince Hopkins we are Tag Team material.

" Well, if we are cheated out of victory again tonight, I will know that something is going on. Are you suggesting it will be me that will give them the advantage? My friend, the only advantage I will give them, is one to lay down and be pinned 1,2,3 before I layeth the Regime, which I guarantee you Baros, will cut short there measly careers.

There is a brief stare down before NattyDred pats his partner on the back and wishes him good luck, before heading off down the corridor. Baros sighs nervously and then walks in the opposite direction down the corridor.


Match 1 Fasho & Funazz vs Baros & NattyDred

Fasho makes his way out to the ring, Funazz soon follows and joins his tag partner for the night in the ring. Funazz and Fasho haven’t had much of a history but you’ve got to feel there is a lot of respect between the two superstars. Baros & NattyDred are out next. Both men came so close to capturing the Tag Titles on Thursday Night you’ve got to feel they’ll be fired up tonight.

Fasho and Baros look like they are going to start the match off. The bell rings and this match up is underway. Fasho clobbers Baros in the head before lifting him up and hitting a falling suplex. Baros quickly rolls up and connects with some swift kicks before hitting a Tornado DDT. Baros picks Fasho up but Fasho pushes him away. Fasho knee’s Baros in the ribs sending him flying across the ring!

Fasho runs and lands an elbow to the back of his head before applying the Brock Lock. Baros somehow manages to fight out of it and send Fasho flying backwards. Baros gets to his feet and knocks Fasho down with a flying crossbody. Baros is quick to take advantage and climbs to the top rope landing an elbow to the heart of Fasho.

Baros whips Fasho into the corner and tags in NattyDred. NattyDred and Fasho prop Fasho up on the turnbuckle before hitting a huge superplex. NattyDred lifts Fasho off the mat and bounces him against the ropes and into a tilt a whirl slam. NattyDred attempts to lock on the figure four, but Fasho kicks him away.

Fasho gets to his feet and sends NattyDred crashing to the mat with a thunderous clothesline. Fasho lifts the rookie up and delivers a rib breaker before tagging in Funazz. Funazz charges in with a dropkick knocking NattyDred back to the mat. Funazz picks up NattyDred but NattyDred ducks under a clothesline and hits a swinging neckbreaker. NattyDred goes to his corner and makes the tag to Baros.
Baros comes in but runs straight into a sidewalk slam. Funazz lifts him up and hits flowing DDT before hooking the leg 1…. 2… Baros kicks out. Baros and Funazz trade punches before Funazz slides through Baros’ legs and takes him to the mat with a back drop. Funazz hops up to the top rope and connects with a moonsault. 1…..2…. Baros kicks out again.

Funazz lifts Baros up off the mat but Baros kicks Funazz in the gut before hitting the RKO! 1…2… NO! Funazz kicked out! Baros locks on a sleeper but Funazz fights out of it. Funazz knocks Baros down with a shuffle sidekick. Funazz gets the tag before knocking NattyDred off the turnbuckle with a reverse elbow. Fasho blocks a punch and kicks Baros in the gut before lifting him up for the F-5! 1…..2….3 They’ve done it!

If this were for the Tag titles we would have new champions!

Winners: Fasho & Funazz

* Slare is in the gym on the punchbag when he is approached by Triple B and the Foundation *

“Hey champ how’s it going, remember us?”

“What do you want?”

“To the point I like it. Slare all we want is simply put. You back in the Foundation. We’ll give you time to think it through of course…. Remember what WE did for you”

“You can give me all the time in the world my answer will be the same. NO I will not join you. I have the Society a group far superior to you lot. What did you exactly do for me? Everything I did I did it myself. Now get out of my sight.”

“Hmm… You’ll be sorry”

Match 2 Society (Nightmare & Gentoo) vs Da One & Stone Cold Chris

Nightmare & Gentoo make their way to the ring. Gentoo is seemingly fired up, no doubt for his match up later on against Zook. Nightmare looks calm and tries to say something to Gentoo. Da One and Stone Cold Chris are out next. Gentoo scored a huge victory over Slare on Rewind and will try and win the No.1 Contendorship match later on against Norman Zook.

Nightmare and Da One get in the ring first. Nightmare clotheslines Da One to the mat as the bell rings. Nightmare bounces off the ropes and hits a handspring moonsault. Nightmare follows it off by locking on the edgecater. Da One is too close to the ropes and manages to pull himself up.

Da One ducks a clothesline and hits a high angle backdrop before kicking Nightmare in the Southern Hemisphere. Da One picks up Nightmare and bounces him against the ropes but Nightmare hits a jumping DDT. Nightmare begins to pound on DA One’s head before tagging in Gentoo.

Gentoo comes charging in with a spinning heel kick but is stopped in his track by a huge spine buster from Stone Cold Chris. Da One takes the advantage and lands an elbow to the chest of Gentoo. Da One picks up Gentoo and hits a snapmare before tagging in Stone Cold Chris.

Chris charges in with a jumping knee on Gentoo. Chris lifts Gentoo up but Gentoo kicks him away and hits a snap suplex. Gentoo climbs to the top rope but Chris is up in time and knocks him off. Chris picks Gentoo up before delivering another huge spinebuster. Chris begins to taunt put Gentoo quickly gets to his feet.

Both men trade punches but Gentoo takes the upper hand with a hurricanrana. Gentoo gets the tag and Nightmare enters the ring. Nightmare lifts up Chris and throws him over the top rope with a choke toss. Nightmare is attacked from behind by Da one, who whips him into the steel steps.

Da One begins to stomp on nightmare but Gentoo its an inverted DDT before Chris hits a release German on him. Nightmare gets to his feet and rolls Da one onto the announcer’s table. The ref has reached 7 and Chris slides back into the ring. Nightmare gets up onto the table and kicks Da One in the gut before lifting him up and hitting the F-U through the table! 10 Countout!

Nightmare looks up and can’t believe it! Stone Cold Chris & Da One took a beating but have won the match up!

Winners: Da one & Stone Cold Chris

Match 3 Gentoo vs Norman Zook – Number one contenders match

Gentoo stays out as Da One & Stone Cold Chris leave ringside still celebrating Norman Zook rushes past, obviously looking to get the early advantage. Zook slides into the ring but Gentoo ducks a clothesline and hits a reverse suplex. Gentoo hits a leg drop before picking Zook back up.

Zook pushes Gentoo away and sends him flying with a big boot. Zook keeps up the pressure whipping Gentoo into the corner and going “old school” Zook drops a leg on Gentoo’s throat before picking hi up and wrapping his hand around Gentoo’s throat.

Gentoo kicks Zook in the gut before slamming his face into the mat. Gentoo applies a headlock but Zook battles out of it and is soon back on his feet. Gentoo charges at Zook but runs straight into a clothesline that sends him spinning. Zook seizes the opportunity and hits a pumphandle slam. Zook hooks the leg `1…..2…. Gentoo kicked out.

Gentoo is back on his feet and jumps over an on-rushing Zook before hitting a headscissor takedown. Gentoo hops up to the top rope and connects with a corkscrew moonsault. Gentoo hooks the leg 1…2… Zook powers out this time.

Zook and Gentoo trade punches but Gentoo takes the advantage hitting a huge spear! Gentoo picks Zook up and jumps on his shoulders hitting a Hurricanrana pin 1.,…2. Zook powers out again. Zook gets to his feet and catches Gentoo in a huge bearhug front slam before lifting him up and hitting a one armed side walk slam. Zook lifts Gentoo up But Gentoo pushes him back and gets a roll up! 1….2… Zook powers out!

Zook gets to his feet and the men tie up. Gentoo slides around the back of Zook and attempts a German suplex but Zook lands on his feet and elbows Gentoo in the back of the head. Zook punches Gentoo in the ribs before lifting him up for the tombstone. Gentoo somehow wriggles out of it and turns Zook around before knocking him out cold with the Sweet Chin Music! 1….2…3 He got it!

Winner: Gentoo

Think you can beat the boss

Think you are the top superstar

Think you can handle a legend

The Hopkins open invitational begins. Soon.

Match 4 Slare vs OceansMafia 2/3 falls

Slare makes his way out with his RWC Heavyweight title. The title he won last Sunday and successfully defended on Thursday against Pimpdaddy. Pimp’s former tag team partner makes his way out next, he’s earnt this shot after winning the 15 man royal rumble held on Thursday.
1st Fall Hardcore Match

Slare and Mafia go toe to toe talking trash. Slare pushes Mafia back but with little effect. Mafia turns around and pushes Slare knocking him to the mat. Slare is quickly back up and knocks Mafia down with a shoulder block.

[Holy_Hopkins]

Pimpdaddy vs. Fasho vs. Da one vs. Nightmare

Pimpdaddy’s music hits as the Tag champion makes his way down to the ring accompanied by his tag partner OceansMafia. Pimpdaddy slides into the ring hoisting his tag title above his head. Pimpdaddy hands the belt to OceansMafia and stretches in the ring.

Fasho comes out next, seeing OceansMafia at ringside he signals to the back and Timesplitter, Fasho’s tag partner comes out and they walk down to ringside. These four men will meet on Sunday Pay-Per-View to battle for the Tag titles in a match of the champions choice. Fasho enters the ring and gets in Pimpdaddy’s face. Timesplitter and OceansMafia are on the outside.

The lights go out as Nightmare’s music hits. Nightmare slowly makes his way to the ring followed by Slare. Nightmare looks around before entering the ring. Fasho & Pimpdaddy back down and wait in the corner as Nightmare stands in the ring saluting the crowd.

Da One’s music hits and he walks down the ramp looking slightly worried. Slare walks up the ramp towards Da One, Slare must be pissed off at Da One winning his IC title. Da One runs back up the ramp into Funazz. Funazz pushes Da One aside and stares long and hard at Slare. Slare looks shocked and begins to back away. Funazz charges at Slare knocking him over the security barrier and continues to pound him through the crowd. Da One makes his way to the ring and we’re ready for this fatal four way.

The bell rings and Fasho charges at Nightmare, Nightmare ducks a clothesline and powers Fasho into the corner where he lays into him with a series of hard rights. Da One charges at Pimpdaddy pushing him into the turnbuckle. Pimpdaddy powers out of the corner and delivers a spine breaking spine buster to Da One who rolls out of the ring. Nightmare hits a DDT on Fasho but walks straight into Pimpdaddy’s boot.

On the outside OceansMafia picks up Da One and throws him into the steel steps. Timesplitter comes round and lifts Da One up. Timesplitter and OceansMafia double team Da One and suplex him through a table! HE just got broken in two! Da One is out of it! Timesplitter attacks OceansMafia, whipping him into the barrier, and kicking him several times. The two trade punches up the ramp where Timesplitter hits a hurricanrana before leaving, OceansMafia follows him backstage.

Back in the ring Pimpdaddy is working on Nightmares leg with a knee drop and a leg lock. Fasho gets back up clobbering Pimpdaddy in the back of the neck before spinning him round and hitting a gutbuster, Fasho lifts up Nightmare and whips him against the ropes, Fasho hits a Samoan drop before hooking the leg. 1…2... Pimpdaddy breaks it up. Pimpdaddy kicks Fasho in the midsection and connects with a swinging Neckbreaker.

Pimpdaddy lifts up Nightmare and hits an inverted suplex before bouncing off the ropes and landing an elbow. Pimpdaddy chops Fasho before suplexing him. Pimpdaddy applies a sleeper hold. Fasho battles out and elbows Pimpdaddy in the ribs before hitting a hip toss.

Nightmare knocks Fasho over the ropes with a hard clothesline. Nightmare whips Pimpdaddy into the corner before hitting a quick belly to belly suplex. Nightmare walks around Pimpdaddy before lifting him up and hitting a tombstone. Nightmare covers Pimpdaddy, it’s over. 1…2… No Fasho broke it up!
Fasho picks up Nightmare and hits him before ducking a clothesline and hitting the F-5! Fasho hooks the leg. 1….2… Da One broke it up! How the hell did he get that! I thought he was out of it! Da One kicks Fasho in the back of the head throwing him out of the ring. Da One climbs to the top rope and hits a perfect moonsault on Pimpdaddy. 1…2.. Nightmare lifts Da One off. Nightmare stares at the one before kicking him in the gut. Nightmare lifts him up for the last ride!

Da One reverses it into a roll up! Wait a minute, he’s holding onto the ropes! 1…2…3

Winner: Da One

Da One picks up another win over Nightmare! Da One rolls out of the ring and grabs his title. He celebrates to the crowd. Nightmare walks up behind him. Nightmare taps him on the shoulder before giving him a huge chokeslam!!!! Da One is out cold!


Slare vs. Captain Bob vs. Timesplitter

Slare makes his way out to the ring, with a cut just above his eye stitched up. Captain Bob makes his way down to the ring next, removing his cap and putting it at ringside. Timesplitter’s music hits and he charges down to the ring.

Slare and Timesplitter have a lot of history together, bitter enemies since the start of RWC. All 3 men have important matches this Sunday and will want to get this match over as quickly as possible to conserve their energy. The bell rings and this match is underway.

Captain Bob Tackles Slare and pounds on him, re-opening his cut! Slare slides out of the ring and Timesplitter bulldog’s Captain Bob. Timesplitter lifts up Captain Bob and bounces him against the ropes. Captain Bob slides through Timesplitter’s leg and goes for a German suplex. Timesplitter lands on his feet and spins Captain Bob around. Timesplitter goes for a suplex; Captain Bob lands on his feet and gets a school boy! 1…2... Timesplitter kicks out.

Timesplitter gets back on his feet but is knocked down by Slare. Slare hits a powerslam on Captain Bob, Slare lifts up Captain Bob and hits an arm drag followed by a Neckbreaker. Slare lifts Timesplitter up for a spinebuster, Slare turns around and is dropkicked by Captain Bob. Captain Bob connects with a tornado DDT

Captain Bob hops up to the top rope and delivers a five star frog splash to Timesplitter! 1…2... Timesplitter kicked out! Slare rolls out of the ring and grabs a chair. Slare slides back into the ring and holds the chair above his head, Funazz’ music hits! Slare looks around holding the chair up. Captain Bob gets up and quickly locks on the Crossface. Slare is bleeding badly, blood is pouring down his face he’s going to tap. Slare’s reaching for the ropes but he cant reach them! Slare taps out! Captain Bob picks up the win!

Winner: Captain Bob

Slare looks on at Funazz seething. Funazz holds the title above his head.

[Holy_Hopkins]

“It’s pimping time.
There’s no need to be afraid
At pimping time
We do some drugs but we have no shame.

And in our town of London
We charge extra for our girls
Politicians around the world
Love Pimping time.

Buy a new watch
Half price down the old market
At pimping times, its hard so you can have some fun


They’re steaming up all your windows,
like that film with Richard Gere
And the only juices flowing
is your 3rd eyes blessed tears

And the Cops that all patrol here
Are our best paid customers
Well tonight thank God I’m here and so are you

And there won't be aids in Pimp- y -land this Christmas time
We always use rubber flavoured sweeties
(Oooh) Our girls will help it grow
Half price for older ho’s
Come on guys It is Pimp-time today”

[Holy_Hopkins]

That's all I can find, that was mostly start of RWC that, jesus christ anyone remember the King of The Ring PPV that kicked it all off? Man that sucked...

[FaSho34]

Nice to see some of this stuff again... I remember when I teamed with Da One.. BLAH!.... Better than Funazz :D

[Dazz]

Fuck me I'd forgotten about the King of Fakenham best of seven series and I'd forgotten I was called Gentoo as well.

[Holy_Hopkins]

Gentoooo

I believe on Smackdown vs Raw (or Smackdown HCTP) whatever one we used I had you as a floppy haired asian bloke.....

[Takerholic]

I forgot about my feud with Diamond Joe completely! We saw some of the early Matt Vallence as well

[JamieB]

Who the Fuck is Captain Bob! And He beat Slare! Haha, More RWC stuff in un segunda

[JamieB]

Look Out for Slare repeatedly crashing off the ladder...

TLC Title Match
RSW Tag Team Titles
The Foundation (TripleB and Marijuana) vs. The Society (Slare and Nightmare) vs. The Regime (Funazz and Nattydred)
The Bell rings and the 3 factions who are facing off against each other for the first time talk strategy in the corners. This strategy seems to be WAR! As all hell breaks lose, Slare and TripleB exchange punches, Nightmare and Nattydred and Funazz and Marijuana. The Animal of the Society lifts Nattydred out and body presses him outside the ring. Nightmare who is obviously wanting to prove something and sends Marijuana crashing to the canvass with a big clothesline. Slare pats Nightmare on the back and the big (gay) man continues clearing house. However this progress is halted abruptly by Nattydred and a 15 foot high Ladder. He jabs Nightmare in the gut with it and the Big man bends over leaving Dred opportunity to send him stumbling to the ground with a shot to the back of the head. Nattydred is swinging the ladder around dangerously but TripleB dispossesses the promising superstar by the locking in the Mandible Claw. Nattydred tries to fight back but TripleB clamps his hand in Dred’s throat. However before to much damage can be caused Funazz takes TripleB down with a Big Boot to the skull. Marijuana comes in to defend his partner and the Regime and the Foundation have an almighty brawl. Slare creeps in and sets up the ladder right underneath the tag titles and starts crawling up the ladder. SLARE HAS HIS FINGERS ON THE BELT; THE BRAWL HAS STOPPED HERE COMES NATTYDRED. HOLY SHIT! Nattydred spears the ladder over and sends Slare flying off the ladder and through the announce table. Ba Gawd he’s broken in half.

Nightmare immediately slides outside the ring and attends to his teammate. In the ring Funazz takes TripleB down with a huge DDT, he then climbs the turnbuckle and plants a moonsault. Nattydred also manages to hit The RKO to Marijuana. The Regime stand alone in the middle of the ring. They look and grin at each other. They grab the fallen ladder and start to stand it up…BUT HERE COMES NIGHTMARE. Steel Chair to the Skull of Nattydred, Steel Chair to the Gut of Funazz…AND A DDT RIGHT ONTO THE CHAIR. THE RING IS FULL OF BROKEN BODIES. Nightmare pulls the ladder down and grabs Nattydred…OH MY GOD LAST RIDE RIGHT ONTO THE LADDER. Nightmare continues the assault with punches to Nattydred whilst TripleB of the foundation starts to stir. He grabs the ladder from next to the unsuspecting Nightmare who is shaking the limp body of Nattydred. He has set the ladder upright and starts to climb the ladder but WHAT THE HELL HERE COMES SLARE. How is he up? He pulls TripleB down from the ladder…STD; Slare hits the neckbreaker on TripleB. Marijuana is up and tries to gain the advantage over Slare but The Undisputed Champion backs Marijuana into the corner and whips him into the waiting Nightmare…F-U. The ring is clear and Nightmare is enforcing the bodies around. But here comes Funazz! He races up the ladder and starts exchanging right hands with Slare. Nightmare is trying to pull Funazz from the ladder but the former RWC champion is holding on. Nattydred creeps up behind Nightmare…SWEET CHIN MUSIC. AND SLARE IS ON THE EDGE SLARE IS ABOUT TO GO CRASHING TO THE CANVASS. The Foundation are up…They nod heads and grab the bottom of the ladder they tip the ladder over AND SLARE AND FUNAZZ GO FLYING OFF THE LADDER TO THE OUTISDE. For the second time Slare is sent flying of the ladder. Surely he is not a factor now.

Its now just Nattydred versus The Foundation and TripleB grabs the Up and comer he tries to wriggle out but a shift kick to the nuts stops that resistance. CHOKESLAM BY TRIPLEB. Marijuana sets up the ladder, he is going to win the belts for the Foundation here. He is up to the top rung of the ladder…BUT WHAT THE HELL 5 STAR FROG SPLASH. MARIJUANA HAD THIS MATCH WON BUT INSTEAD DECIDED TO RISK HIS CAREER TO HIT A 5 STAR FROG SPLASH FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER. TripleB can’t believe what his partner just did. Marijuana is almost as hurt as Nattydred! TripleB is climbing the ladder unopposed! BUT HERE COMES NIGHTMARE WITH A TABLE. He starts battering the ladder and TripleB wobbles but just hangs on. But Nightmare grabs his legs and crotches him on the ladder. Nightmare sets up the table. He climbs the ladder…He’s picked up TripleB, NO DON’T DO IT, LAST RIDE THROUGH THE TABLE. HOLY SHIT, HOLY BLOODY SHIT. HES DEAD, AS GOD IS MY WITNESS HE IS BROKEN IN HALF. NIGHTMARE CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT HE’S DONE AS WELL. Oh dear, Here comes Funazz….TIGER BOMB, NIGHTMARE COMES CRASHING DOWN ON TOP OF TRIPLEB. Funazz reaches for the belts but the ladder has been knocked away by Nightmare. NO DON’T DO IT MOONSAULT OF THE LADDER ONTO TRIPLEB AND NIGHTMARE. Nightmare rolls out of the ring in pain whilst TripleB’s mangled body just lies there, SOMEONE STOP THE MATCH GAWD DAMMIT. Why didn’t he just move the ladder? Wait here comes Slare; he has taken two falls off the ladder! How is he up? He bounces off the ropes and hits the leg drop to a Stirring Marijuana. Slare tries to move the ladder but he accidentally knocks it over. It doesn’t matter because he has got tons of time.

Slare picks up the ladder and places it perfectly underneath the belt. He is almost showboating now. He raises his arms and starts climbing the ladder, But someone has got his leg! It’s Nattydred. Nattydred wants the tag-titles for the Regime. Whilst Slare is momentarily stunned he climbs the other side of the ladder. It’s the leader of the Regime and the leader of the Society standing vulnerably on the top of the ladder. Slare hits a big Forearm…AND NATTYDRED GOES CRASHING TO THE FLOOR. THE SOCIETY ARE GOING TO WIN THE TAG TITLES, BUT HERE COMES MARIJUANA; SPEAR! Marijuana spears Slare of the ladder and bounces off the ropes 15 feet below in the ring. Is anyone going to win these titles? Funazz is starting to stir, he is up. He grabs the ladder and places it back in the middle of the ring. But TripleB has his leg! TripleB has Been Last Rided off the ladder through a table yet he is still trying to fight back. Funazz tries to kick TripleB with his other leg but misses and goes crashing to the floor. TripleB has his hand around Funazz’s Throat. He steps onto the Ring Apron…OH MY GOD: CHOKESLAM THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE. Marijuana comes crashing in and hits a Somersault Splash to Nightmare outside the ring. TripleB is unopposed he rushes up the ladder; AND GRABS THE BELTS. HE DOES NOT MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE AS SLARE. THE FOUNDATION ARE THE RSW TAG-TEAM TITLES. BUT ALL THE MEN IN THIS MATCH HAVE RISKED THEIR BODIES JUST TO ENTERTAIN YOU FANS AND I COMMEND YOU FOR IT.
Here we have your winners and new RSW Tag Team Champions
The Foundation: Marijuana and TripleB

Nightmare:The Gay Era

RWC MONDAY NIGHT CARNAGE

PYRO HITS which signals the start of RWC Monday Night Carnage. We have three title matches tonight with a showdown between Young up and comer StoneColdChris and veteran Jam-Bomb who wants to get revenge on StoneColdChris for taking his intercontinental title and never shutting up about it. Also Gentoo defends his newly re-won Hardcore Title against Matt Vallance and his opponent at apocalypse for the Undisputed Title Slare. And Finally The Regime in a cage against Da One and FaSho will defend the RWC Tag-Titles. But here come Funazz! Funazz mopes his way out to the ring, he doesn’t look a happy chappy. He grabs a microphone and slides into the ring.

Funazz-There is a bunch of us backstage who are disgusted by what’s going behind that curtain. I am sick and disgusted at some of the actions by a certain superstar. And that “man” is Nightmare. Not only does he stink up every ring he steps in but he’s a raging poof as well. Doesn’t he know that queering doesn’t make the world work. I am here to request on the behalf of many of the superstars behind the curtain that Nightmare is RELEASED from his contract immediately. If that doesn’t happen I might have to take extreme action, I might even have to go to the lengths of…

You!
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
gay bar, gay bar.
Let's start a war, start a nuclear war,
at the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Waah,
at the gay bar.
I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Hah!
You're a superstar at the gay bar.
Yeah you're a superstar at the gay bar.
You're a superstar at the gay bar.
Superstar.
Super, superstar!



What the Hell! Its Nightmare, Its Nightmare wearing a hospital robe and nothing else! He’s got a bedpan with him and there’s a boyband behind him!

Nightmare-Hi there Funazz, It is FABULOUS to see you all out here today. Now Funazz baby there has been something I have wanted to tell you for a long-time which me and my pals will say by the medium of SONG!

Funazz-I’m sorry I can’t hear you with that thing in you’re mouth

Nightmare ignores him and the boyband strike up a tune:

Oh baby, baby
Oh baby, baby
Oh Funazz, Funazz
How was I supposed to know
That something wasn't right
Oh baby, baby
I shouldn't have let you know
That I bat for the other side
Show me how what you want me to be
Tell me Funazz 'cause I need to know now, oh because

My horniness is killing me
I must confess I still believe
When I am with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Fuck me Baby One more Time

Oh baby, baby
The reason I cum is you
Boy you got me horny
Oh pretty baby
There's nothing that I wouldn't do
What position do you want me?
Show me what you want me to do
Tell me baby 'cause I need to know now, oh because

My horniness is killing me
I must confess I still believe
When I am with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Fuck me Baby One more Time

Oh baby, baby how was I supposed to know
Oh pretty baby, I shouldn't have let you know
I must confess, that my horniness is killing me now
Don't you know I still believe
That you can me mine
But give me a sign
Fuck me baby one more time

Chorus:
My horniness is killing me
I must confess I still believe
When I am with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time!!!!

Funazz is horrified and is trying to escape but Nightmare is getting closer and closer to the ring, Nightmare slowly gets into the ring (Stacey Keibler Style) He then uses his huge arms to spank Funazz with the bedpan. Funazz immediately legs it into the crowd screaming like a girl. Nightmare’s music hits again and he poses to his adoring crowd.

In the lockerroom Mr Hopkins is addressing the locker room.

Mr Hopkins-Ok now Nightmare is back I don’t want anyone to treat him differently. He is a person to!

Locker-Room-OK!

Jam-Bomb walks in

Mr Hopkins-Ah Jam-Bomb I want you not to treat Nightmare differently now he’s back

Jam-Bomb-Sure, If I have a problem with him its going to be for what he does to me in the ring not his sexuality, I don’t…

Gentoo-Cough Cough 4-0

Jam-Bomb-ALRIGHT WHO WAS THAT

Gentoo-Me!

Jam-Bomb-Ah the Norwich fan, where are you in the table again

Gentoo-Not for very long, how much is it going to be on the Saturday

Jam-Bomb-Hmmm 5-0, I reckon AJ will get a hatrick

Gentoo-Hmmm how did we do at the weekend again

Jam-Bomb-How many wins have you had?

Gentoo-AJ’s going to Liverpool!

Jam-Bomb-Right that’s it

Jam-Bomb hits a right-hook on Gentoo and the two men start brawling, eventually they are separated with the help of most of the lockeroom

StoneColdChris-Puh, Fighting over a stupid game of football!

Gentoo-Excuse Me, There is nothing stupid about Norwich vs. Crystal Palace, but I have a match now so I must go

Jam-Bomb-Norwich bastard!

Match 1
RWC Tag-Team Titles
Steel Cage Match
Nattydred and Funazz vs. Da One and FaSho
The Cage closes down on top of the two teams and they look nervously around them. The Bell rings and Nattydred goes straight for his old enemy FaSho leaving Funazz and Da One brawling on one side of the cage. Funazz takes Da One down with a scoop slam and drops a leg on him. FaSho has Nattydred on the floor and he is hitting mounted punches. Nattydred reaches out with his foot and hits a sickening low blow but its all legal folks. Nattydred now has control over the winded FaSho. Meanwhile Da One bounces off the ropes and takes Funazz down with a clothesline and locks in the Haas of Pain. Funazz furiously taps out but this cage match is escape only so Funazz has to suffer this pain at Da One’s whim. Seeing the two on the other side of the ring bothered with each other and Funazz grasping his leg Da One attempts to climb the cage but Nattydred spots him and pulls him down hard on his back. Nattydred locks in a camel clutch and Funazz hits a low dropkick right on the face of Da One. Great teamwork their by the Regime! FaSho shoves Funazz away and takes him down with a clothesline. He then lifts him up, kicks him in the gut and hits the Sambo Suplex. FaSho eyes the waiting cage…but instead decides to lock in the Ankle Lock. For the second time in this match Funazz is tapping but it makes no difference. Now suitably happy FaSho starts to scale the cage, Nattydred has his eye on Da One. FaSho is right near the top…Nattydred has spotted him; FaSho is climbing on to the top of the cage, HERE COMES NATTYDRED…HE CLOTHESLINE’S THE CAGE HARD. FaSho stumbles and…FALLS RIGHT FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE. That’s gotta hurt.

Now FaSho is out of the match it seems and the Funazz take advantage with a tiger-bomb to Da One. Funazz then lifts Da One up and he gets some Sweet Chin Music for his troubles. The Regime look at each other and start climbing opposite sides of the cage. While they climb towards the top FaSho slowly gets up and realises that he can only knock one person down from the cage…HE CHOOSES FUNAZZ AND NATTYDRED CLIMBS UP AND OVER FROM THE CAGE. Nattydred has escaped! Its now a 2 on 1 situation here except Da One and FaSho are in a pretty bad way at the moment. Da One is still down so Funazz rubs FaSho’s head against the steel cage. He then grabs him again and…HOLY SHIT HE WHIPS HIM RIGHT INTO THE STEEL SUPPORTS. FaSho is bleeding a gusher! Da One gets to his feet and hits a vicious German Suplex on Funazz. The Bloodied FaSho then Hits the Sambo Suplex on Funazz. FaSho and Da One copy the Regime’s trick and climb opposite sides of the cage. Funazz pulls FaSho down and JUST fails to Stop Da One escaping from the Cage!

Its now just FaSho vs. Funazz, two old tag team partners who were split by the Regime. FaSho tries to duck and go for the Sambo Suplex but Funazz counters with a big Suplex. Funazz runs at FaSho but the veteran ducks and trips him into the same steel support which FaSho’s head clattered against earlier. Now its two bloodied warriors fighting for the RWC tag-team titles. FaSho rubs Funazz’s bloodied head against the steel meshing and then knocks him down with an enziguiri. FaSho then locks in the Ankle Lock. Funazz screams in pain and grabs the ropes but that’s no good in a steel cage match. He is going to have to kick out of it with his already damaged ankle! Funazz starts kicking but FaSho resolutely holds on, HE GIVES ONE FINAL KICK WITH THE LAST OF HIS ENERGY…AND ESCAPES FROM THE HOLD. But FaSho doesn’t bat and eyelid and immediately tries to reapply the hold. BUT FUNAZZ GETS A SUDDEN BURST OF ENERGY. SICKENING DDT. HE CLIMBS THE CAGE, FASHO IS DOWN, HE IS NEARING THE TOP OF THE CAGE, FASHO STARTS TO STIR. FASHO MAKES A LAST GASP LUNGE FOR FUNAZZ…BUT HE ESCAPES OVER THE CAGE. The Regime retains!
Winners and Still RWC Tag-Team champions
Funazz and Nattydred (The Regime)


Match 2
RWC Hardcore Title
TLC
Gentoo vs. Matt Vallance vs. Slare
Gentoo and Slare staredown whilst Matt Vallance goes outside the ring and fetches some props for the match. He chucks in a ladder, a couple of tables and a chair. Gentoo and Slare are brawling inside the ring, looks like a dress rehearsal for Apocalypse. Matt Vallance cheekily sets up the ladder and win the match early but is disposed of by Slare and Gentoo as a team. Slare tries to hit Gentoo with the chair but Gentoo ducks, kicks Slare in the gut and DDT’s Slare on the chair. Matt Vallance comes up from behind Gentoo and smashes him over the head with the table. Vallance then lifts Gentoo up…AND SUPLEXES HIM RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE. Vallance then picks Slare up and whips him into the turnbuckle and hits a big clothesline, he then whips Slare into the other turnbuckle and tries the same move again but Slare is wise to it and Vallance only gets Turnbuckle. Vallance groggily turns round into the STD. Slare sets up the ladder and starts to climb; Gentoo manages to shake off the effects of the suplex through the table and climbs the other side of the ladder. The two men start brawling on their tiptoes on the ladder. Suddenly Matt Vallance appears and pushes the ladder and both men over sending them both flying outside the ring.

Matt Vallance is shocked by what just happened and regails in the “Holy Shit” chants by the crowd. He slides outside the ring and grabs the ladder. He sets it up perfectly in the middle of the ring all the time amazed by the happenings. He is going to win his first gold here. O Dear here comes Slare, Rookie mistake by Matt Vallance there, OH MY GOD, STD OFF THE LADDER HOLY SHIT. Gentoo groggily exchanges right hands with Slare. Matt Vallance is surely not a factor here. Slare grabs the chair and cracks it over Gentoo’s head. He then places it across Gentoo’s face. He goes for the Leg Drop…BUT GENTOO ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY. Gentoo fights back and backs Slare into the corner he exchanges fierce right hands with an incredible velocity. He’s wanted this for a long-time. Gentoo lifts Slare onto the turnbuckle and hits a superplex. Wait a minute, Matt Vallance is up! This kids got guts…OOOH low blow to Gentoo. He’s obviously got guts but not class. He attacks Slare on the ground trying to get revenge for the STD. But he doesn’t notice Gentoo tuning up the band, SWEET CHIN MUSIC. The rookie should have looked behind him. Gentoo sets up the ladder and starts to climb. He’s joined by Slare, the two men exchange punches on the top of the ladder. One good punch could win this match. Gentoo has got a hold on Slare…HE SENDS HIM FLYING OFF THE LADDER. GENTOO GRABS THE BELT. GENTOO WINS THE MATCH AND RETAINS HIS HARDCORE TITLE.
Winner and Still Hardcore Champion
Gentoo
After the match Gentoo stands over Matt Vallance, he is going to show this punk kid to respect his elders…NO, he’s shaken hands. MATT VALLANCE HAS JOINED THE REGIME.

In the society’s lockerroom

Slare-Welcome back buddy, don’t worry I’ll get that Gentoo back for what he did to you at apocalypse

Nightmare-Thanks, You don’t know what it means to…

StoneColdChris-Fruitcake?

Nightmare-What!

StoneColdChris-Would you like some fruitcake?

Nightmare-No! Now I was just saying, all I want was

StoneColdChris-Fag?

Nightmare-WHAT!

StoneColdChris-Would you like a cigarette

Slare-Of course not, smoking’s bad for you

Nightmare-Do you mind Chris, me and Slare are just talking

Chris-Fine, don’t get you’re knickers in a twist

Chris puts some music on

Nightmare-I just saying that you don’t know what it means to me…

Chris-I’m an ASS MAN!

Nightmare-you don’t know it means to me to have…

Chris-THAT’S GAY

Nightmare-WHAT!

Chris-My Ipod just went out like a poof of smoke!

Nightmare-POOF!

Slare-Hey Chris do ya mind leaving us alone for a minute

Chris-Yeah Sure, I’ve got a match anyway, WE ARE BRIGHTON, SUPER BRIGHTON…

StoneColdChris leaves

Nightmare-So who’s the new member of the Society Slarey?

Slare-Well you’re going to be shocked at this…

Main Event
Intercontinental Title
StoneColdChris vs. Jam-Bomb
The two men come out to the ring and they lock up but suddenly Jam-Bomb breaks out and goes outside to get a microphone. “Just to let you know that on Thursday night I am going to officially stop the rumours about what brand I will be on. On Thursday night there will be a contract signing where I will reveal which brand I will represent at Rajahmania. Now on with the match.” Jam-Bomb turns around and is jumped on from behind by an eager StoneColdChris who punches him down into the turnbuckle. Chris lifts Jam-Bomb onto the turnbuckle and hits a Superplex. Chris climbs the top rope again and hits a diving elbow. Is this one over early 1…2.Jam-Bomb kicks out. Chris picks Jam-Bomb up again but Jam-Bomb fights back with right hands and eventually takes him down with a scoop slam. Jam-Bomb then bounces off the ropes and hits a Lionsault 1…2. StoneColdChris kicks out. Jam-Bomb continues the assault with an armbar but StoneColdChris wriggles out, bounces off the ropes and hits a clothesline. Chris then bounces off the ropes again and hits a knee-smash. StoneColdChris then Picks the groggy Jam-Bomb up and gets him Pedigree position…But Jam-Bomb escapes with a backdrop. StoneColdChris locks up with Jam-Bomb and Jam-Bomb gets Chris into a headlock bounces him off the ropes and connects with a bigtime Spinebuster. StoneColdChris groggily gets up into the waiting clutches of Jam-Bomb; kick in the Gut…WHAT A SICK PILEDRIVER. This Is Over! 1…2…OOHH StoneColdChris kicks out at 2 and 15/16’s.

Jam-Bomb doesn’t waste anytime moping and puts the boots to the promising newcomer. Jam-Bomb then bounces off the ropes and connects with a disturbingly similar Leg-Drop to Slare. This is it 1…2...STONECOLDCHRIS KICKS OUT AGAIN. This time Jam-Bomb does show some rage at the pinfall being kicked out off. However he tries not to let it affect him and he climbs the top rope, HE GOES FOR THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS…OOOH He hits canvass. The Referee starts his count, as both men are groggy from their respective adventures. Jam-Bomb lands a right hand on StoneColdChris but using a sudden burst of energy StoneColdChris fights back. Chris backs Jam-Bomb to the corner and whips him into the other turnbuckle. He then comes in with a huge clothesline. Jam-Bomb then receives a DDT for his troubles. 1…2..KICK OUT. StoneColdChris picks up Jam-Bomb and lifts him above his head…He then sends him swiftly down with a backbreaker. Chris then climbs the top rope and connects with a moonsault, 1…2…KICK OUT. Jam-Bomb kicks out at the last moment. The promising youngster has the veteran on the ropes here. Jam-Bomb gets up again but is sent swiftly down again with a neckbreaker. StoneColdChris is signalling for the Pedigree again, Jam-Bomb isn’t going down that easily though and lifts out again with another backdrop. Jam-Bomb wants to see an Unprettier. StoneColdChris wriggles out and goes for a clothesline, Jam-Bomb duck…He Goes for a spear…OOOH hits turnbuckle. He bounces back into Chris’s waiting arms…PEDIGREE. This one’s over 1…2…JAM-BOMB KICKED OUT. STONECOLDCHRIS CAN’T BELIEVE IT. He picks him up again…ANOTHER PEDIGREE. He goes for the cover 1…2..WHAT THE HELL ITS KROB. KROB SENDS STONECOLDCHRIS FLYING OUT OF THE RING. He seems to be trying to entice him to stay on with his brand this Thursday. He puts his arm round Jam-Bomb but he shrugs away and follows a moody StoneColdChris down the aisle.

Winner Via Disqualification and still Intercontinental Champion
StoneColdChris

There is a lot of confusion backstage, as the camera seems to jolt around, not really knowing where to look. Funazz is pointing down behind a while Mercedes in the car park and screams "Hurry Up!"

Suddenly the camera reveals a bloodied NattyDred lying in a crumpled heap. He has blood gushing from his forehead. Gentoo comes racing down into the car park with Vallance and there is a lot of commotion as they talk to one another.

Next to Dred there is a steel chair that has his blood dripping off the end of it. One of the officials picks it up and hands it to one of the Security guards. Funazz is looking around the car park angrily. The front windscreen has been smashed in the middle and is also bloodied.

"Hey man, have you seen this?" asked one of the EMT's. He pointed to the roof of the Mercedes where the words 'Stone Cold Truth' were spray-painted. Funazz and Gentoo look at each other and sigh loudly, whilst Vallance looks down to see if Nat is okay. Funazz then kicks one of the tires and glares at the EMT's.

Dred is quickly hoisted into the back of an ambulance and it races off into the distance. Funazz turns to Gentoo.

"You go find Stone Cold Chris. And when you d, bring the little monkey spunk to me alright."

Gentoo nods and walks off in the other direction.

Funazz shakes his head for a minute, and after looking around nervously, he walks away from the damaged car with Matt Vallance.

END

[JamieB]

RWC FRIDAY NIGHT FUCKAROUND

Pyro hits to welcome us to the start of RWC Friday Night Fuckaround live and sold out from the Brighton Arena (Name not nicked from RSL :shifty: ) Gentoo’s music hits and it seems like the Inflatable Canary/Eagle ladder match is going to start out the show. Gentoo comes strolling out accompanied by his Norwich Representatives, Youssef Safri (I took out Henry and Rooney and I’ll do the same to you), Gary Holt (Ginger Scotsman), Leon McKenzie (Son of a Boxer), Darren Huckerby and the manager Nigel Worthington. The 6some wait in the ring. Jam-Bomb’s music hits and the Green haired veteran who is making his decision over which brand he’s on tonight comes out of the curtain to great heat (The show is in Brighton.) He is accompanied by Hungarian diving headbutter Sandor Torghelle, Mad Intellectual Aki Riihilahti, little Irish terrier Michael Hughes, Son of God Andy Johnson and God Iain Dowie. The two wrestlers stare down but already there is a brawl on the outside of the ring. The referee sorts it out and Jam-Bomb gets on the mike. “I know what, before our ladder match Gentoo lets have ourself an elimination 6 man tag. We’ve got our hardmen with us, lets use them.”

Match 1
Elimination 6-Man Tag
Youssef Safri, Gary Holt and Leon McKenzie vs. Aki Riihilahti, Michael Hughes and Sandor Torghelle
Graham Poll slides into the ring and the bell rings. Leon McKenzie and Michael Hughes start off. McKenzie goes for some very nice punches perhaps learnt from his father. However being a little Irish terrier Michael Hughes ducks to the ground grabs McKenzie’s leg and start’s biting it. McKenzie hops around the ring trying to shake Hughesy off but he persistently hangs on. Eventually Former Crystal Palace player McKenzie hops into his corner and tags in Gary Holt. Now being ginger and Scottish Holt is bound to be a hardman. He immediately proves this by running around like a nutter taking out various people including Graham Poll. However Poll No sell’s this and remains upright wiping his referee’s shirt. Michael Hughes groggily gets to his feet and walks right into THE GINGERLOCK. My god Gary Holt applies the headlock, which sends Hughes staring right into his ginger roots! Hughes has no choice but to tap out, Norwich have a one-man advantage. But maybe not for long as here comes the mad finish blood haired intellectual Aki Riihilahti. He takes down the newly tagged in Leon McKenzie and he’s reaching into his shorts…HE’S GOT THE TIMES. HE IS READING HIS COLUMN, HE GRABS LEON MCKENZIE’S FINGER…AND HE TAPS OUT. Its now 2 on 2. Aki bow’s and tag’s in Torghelle who is literally slobbering at the bit to get in the ring. Here comes Torghelle, Low Blow’s, Headbutts, Punches, Yousef Safri tries to take him down and is sent flying, But Torghelle collapses theatrically to the ground, he appeals for the penalty…BUT NO, GRAHAM POLL BRANDISHES THE RED CARD. SANDOR TORGHELLE HAS BEEN SENT OFF. He remonstrates with the ref and Iain Dowie can’t believe it, and Aki Riihilahti is being doubled teamed in the ring. But Dowie has pulled Holt out of the ring, AND ANDY JOHNSON KICKS SAFRI IN THE SHIN WITH THE PRECISION WITH HIS 18 GOALS THIS SEASON. And Dowie is geeing up…. DOWIE FISTS YOUSEF SAFRI. Riihilahti goes for the pin…1…2…3. Its now Aki Riihilahti vs. Gary Holt. The two men brawl briefly but the Norwich bench are furious and have got in the fight, and in comes Johnson and Dowie. Graham Poll has his whistle in his mouth…the match is over!
Final Score
Crystal Palace 1-1 Norwich

Match 2
Canary/Eagle Ladder Match
Gentoo vs. Jam-Bomb
The Two men and point to their respective team’s badges. The two men lock up and Gentoo successfully manages to slam Jam-Bomb to the ground. He then bounces off the ropes and drops a leg. Gentoo gives the boots to Jam-Bomb and mocks Jam-Bomb whilst he lies. Jam-Bomb hits a low-blow on Gentoo, which is legal in this ladder match and then and then hits a vicious clothesline sending him over the top rope. Jam-Bomb slams Gentoo write on the ladder, he then climbs onto the apron and drops an elbow right on the ladder. Jam-Bomb reaches under the ring and cracks a steel chair over Gentoo’s head. He then bashes the ladder against Gentoo’s skull and rolls the ladder into the ring. He sets up the ladder underneath the inflatable Eagle and starts to climb, however Gentoo recovers and quickly throws him down from the ladder. Gentoo picks up Jam-Bomb and whips him right into the ladder. Gentoo then sets the ladder up against the turnbuckle and slams Jam-Bomb head first into hit; he bounces back into the…BOOK-END. Gentoo has this match won! He grabs the ladder and places it in the middle of the ring and starts to climb…. He has his hands on the bottom of the canary but Here comes Jam-Bomb…He is tipping the ladder…But Gentoo has got a fistful of Canary…WILL HE TAKE THE CANARY DOWN WITH HIM…. NO, GENTOO GOES CRASHING TO THE GROUND WITHOUT THE CANARY.

Jam-Bomb goes outside the ring and grabs the steel chair and throws it into the ring, he also reaches under the ring and slides a table into the ring as well. Jam-Bomb smacks the chair across Gentoo’s body and then lays it across Gentoo’s face. Jam-Bomb then drops a leg on Gentoo’s face…Ouch. Jam-Bomb grabs the table and sets it up on the turnbuckle, he tries to whip Gentoo into it but he reverses it and sends Jam-Bomb catapulting through a table! Gentoo then climbs the turnbuckle and connects with a moonsault. Gentoo is tuning up the band for the sweet chin music… Jam-Bomb ducks, AND HITS HIS OWN SUPERKICK. Jam-Bomb kicks up Gentoo…. PILEDRIVER! Jam-Bomb hits his finisher, He grabs the ladder and sets it up He is climbing the ladder and is right near the Eagle. He can win the match now…SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH JAM-BOMB; HE HITS A SHOOTING STAR PRESS FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER. Now both men are hurt as much as each other! The men would have been counted out if this was a real match but Jam-Bomb instead slowly gets to his feet, Gentoo is not too far behind and the two men basically rest on each other for support. They slowly get a couple of punches in but…BOO-KEND. Where did that energy come from? Gentoo could try to climb the ladder again but he doesn’t want to risk being thrown off the ladder again. He smashes Jam-Bomb in the ribs with a chair and sets it down in the ring. He picks Jam-Bomb up again and goes for another Book-End but Jam-Bomb wriggles out and DDT’s Gentoo on the chair. Jam-Bomb lifts Gentoo up…AND HITS THE UNPRETTIER ON THE CHAIR. Jam-Bomb sets up the ladder and starts to climb, He is at the top but Gentoo makes one last lunge going for his leg but Jam-Bomb kicks Gentoo in the face and JAM-BOMB GRABS THE EAGLE. GENTOO HAS TO CHANGE HIS AVATAR TO AN EAGLE.
Winner
Jam-Bomb

You!
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
gay bar, gay bar.
Let's start a war, start a nuclear war,
at the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Waah,
at the gay bar.
I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Hah!
Its Nightmare! Nightmare gets a huge reception here in Brighton. He slaps hands with his admirers at ringside and the boyband follow him down the ramp. He wastes no time in seductively getting into the ring: And they call it manly love,
I guess they'll never know,
How a young arse really feels,
And why I love him so


And they called it manly love,
Just because we're men,
Tell them it isn't fair,
To take away my only fetish

I cry each night these tears for you,
My tears are all in vain,
Oh I hope and I’ll pray
That maybe someday you'll be back on my cock again

Someone help me,
Help me please,
Is the answer down below?
How can I ever tell them?
That is not some good lovin’

Nightmare gets a huge pop for this and starts dancing in the ring. Suddenly his opponent for today Ben Dover walks out to a surprisingly loud reaction. Perhaps due to the fact he looks like a mini Nightmare
Match 3
Nightmare vs. Ben Dover
Nightmare immediately goes for a pump handle slam but Ben Dover fights back with a low blow. Nightmare fights back with another low blow and puts him underneath his legs for the Powerbomb. Ben Dover squeezes his balls and kinda strokes Nightmare’s chest. Nightmare respond’s with a slap and the two men suddenly get into a catfight. Bobby Zamora jumps out of the crowd and separates the two men. He says a couple of word’s and soon Ben Dover and Nightmare hug and Bobby Zamora, Nightmare and Ben Dover delight the crowd by doing the can-can in the middle of the ring.
Winner
No Contest

Backstage Da One is moping along the corridor when he accidentally bumps into Matt Vallence

Da One-Sorry

Matt Vallance-Sorry! Sorry! Don’t you know who I am! I am the legendary Matt Vallence

Da One-Legendary Puh, I was wrestling Pimpdaddy when you were in nappies

Matt Vallance-And you lost I bet, just like you lost just about every match you’ve had since then

Da One-Shut Up, I could have just about anyone in the roster

Matt Vallance-Yeah right!

Da One-YEAH, in fact to proof it I am challenging Slare on Monday

Matt Vallence-It will be the biggest squash match RWC have ever seen! Now bye, I have a match, unlike you

Da One-Bastard!

Match 4
“The Legendary” Matt Vallence vs. FaSho
This is a match for pride here, Matt Vallence taking on Da One’s partner FaSho. The two men lock up and the experienced FaSho takes advantage with a poke to the eyes. He takes Vallence down with a DDT and puts the boots to the newcomer. FaSho picks Vallence up and hits a backbreaker. He goes for a pin 1…2. Vallence kicks out. FaSho lifts Vallence up but he fights back and takes him into the corner where he connects with some stiff punches. Vallence then kicks FaSho in the gut till he falls to the floor. Vallence then comes charging in and sends his knee right into FaSho’s face. Vallence is signalling for the RKO but FaSho pushes Vallence away and meets him with a high knee. When Vallence gets up and a Spear meets him. Vallence gets up again and is charged into the turnbuckle. FaSho then grabs Vallence’s ankle and tries to lock in the ankle lock but Vallence kicks him away and connects with an enziguiri. Vallence then hits a backbreaker on FaSho and then climbs the top rope and hits an elbow drop. Vallence then bounces off the ropes and hits a leg across FaSho’s ribs. He goes for a cover 1…2..FaSho kicks out. FaSho gets up but is hit by an earth-shattering clothesline by Matt Vallence. He goes for another pin 1…2..FaSho kicks out again. Matt Vallence is again signalling for the RKO…HE HITS IT. Matt Vallence is going to get the upset here 1…2…OOH FASHO JUST KICKS OUT. Matt Vallence can’t believe it and he is having a tantrum in the ring, FaSho is up, he taps the unhappy Vallence on the back…AND MEETS HIM WITH SOME HARD RIGHT-HANDS. He backs Vallence into the corner…and meets him with a dropkick in the chin. He grabs Vallence again…AND THIS TIME LOCKS IN THE ANKE LOCK. Matt Vallence screams in pain, surely the rookie will have to tap out here. But somehow he reaches the ropes! But FaSho picks him up and lifts him to the centre of the ring, he goes for the ankle lock again but Vallence kicks him away, SMALL PACKAGE BY VALLANCE 1…2HES GOT THE TIGHTS…3
Here we have you’re winner
Matt Vallence
Matt Vallence joyfully makes his way down the ramp as FaSho has his head in his hands in the ring

Match 5
Hardcore Champion
Gentoo vs. Oceansmafia
Gentoo comes down with his Regime teammate Funazz and Mafia comes down with his tag-partner Pimpdaddy. Gentoo will want to get revenge after losing to Jam-Bomb earlier tonight. The bell rings and Gentoo immediately starts on the former 3 time Undisputed Champion like a house on fire. Gentoo is wanting to proof himself worthy of an Undisputed Title shot at Apocalypse. Gentoo lifts Mafia up onto the turnbuckle and hits a tornado DDT. He goes for a quick cover but Mafia escapes easily. Mafia makes his way to his feet and ducks a clothesline and sends his boot crashing across Gentoo’s skull. Mafia picks Gentoo up and throws him outside off the ring, sending Gentoo’s neck ricocheting off the ring barrier. Mafia then sends Gentoo down with a baseball slide and then whips him into the ringsteps. Gentoo rubs his side and Funazz comes over to attend to his team-mate. Mafia tries to continue the assault but Funazz doesn’t let him, he gets into some angry words but while the two are arguing Gentoo comes in with a chop-block to Mafia. Gentoo kicks Mafia’s body and doesn’t let him get to his feet. Gentoo then climbs the steel steps and drops a leg. Gentoo then rolls Mafia into the ring and pins him for a quick 2. Gentoo then rests Mafia against the ring-ropes and tries to clothesline him out of the ring…. BUT MAFIA BACKDROPS HIM THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE! HOLY SHIT.

Although Mafia might claim otherwise that fluke backdrop has left him with the true offense in this match. Mafia meets Gentoo in the debris of the announce table, AND POWERBOMBS HIM THROUGH THE OTHER TABLE. OH MY GOD, GENTOO HAS BEEN SENT THROUGH BOTH ANNOUNCE TABLE’S. Mafia and Pimpdaddy high 5 knowing that this match is over. They roll Gentoo into the ring and Mafia tries to pin him via cocky pin. 1…2…NO, GENTOO SOMEHOW KICKS OUT. Mafia goes down and hook’s Gentoo’s leg. 1…2…NO GENTOO KICKS OUT AGAIN. Mafia is pissed off at his stupidness. He slaps his chest and vows to finish this quickly. He puts Gentoo on his shoulders obviously going for the F-5…BUT GENTOO WRIGGLES OUT AND PLANTS MAFIA DOWN WITH A DDT. Mafia gets to his feet and gets met with a clothesline…then another clothesline, then a german suplex. Gentoo is hot. Mafia walks back into…. THE BOOK-END. He goes for the pinfall 1…2…OOOH Mafia kicks out. Gentoo tries to go for another clothesline but he is met by a spinebuster by Mafia. Mafia is going in for the kill…But Funazz has his leg, Mafia tries to wriggle away but Funazz is holding on. Finally he escapes and…SWEET CHIN MUSIC. 1…2…3 Gentoo steals one thanks to his fellow Regime team-mate Funazz.
Here we have you’re winner and still Hardcore champion
Gentoo

Pimpdaddy is furious and is pushing Funazz around, The referee seems to take this as a signal to start their match
Match 6
If Pimpdaddy wins Pimpmafia gets a tag-title shot
Pimpdaddy vs. Funazz
Pimpdaddy is furious at Funazz. He is trying to get revenge for his partner; He picks up Funazz and dumps him down with a spinebuster. He then tramples on the former RWC champion. He then picks up Funazz and drops him with a BIGTIME ATOMIC DROP. Pimpdaddy wants to get this one over; He has Funazz on his shoulders…DEATH VALLEY DRIVER. 1…2…FUNAZZ KICKS OUT. Pimpdaddy doesn’t bat an eyelid and has Funazz between his legs; But Funazz counters the last ride with a DDT. Funazz then dropkicks the big man’s head and then hits a Senton Splash. He then climbs the top rope and hits a moonsault, which Pimpdaddy kicks out of at 2. Funazz drops some elbows on Funazz to stop him from getting up. He then hits a huge kick to Pimpdaddy’s head and then follows up with a similar kick to the body. Funazz then bounces off the ropes and hits a Lionsault. 1…2.. Pimpdaddy kicks out. Funazz picks Pimpdaddy up…and drills him down with a DDT, he is signalling for a tiger bomb but Pimpdaddy wriggles out of his grasp. Pimpdaddy then comes in with a giant rolling clothesline; Pimpdaddy drops a Leg and then opens Funazz’s leg’s…AND HITS A HUGE KICK TO GROIN. Funazz rolls around in agony and the referee gives Pimp a Stern warning. Gentoo is trying to get involved in the match but Pimp looks at Gentoo…and starts chasing him, Mafia grabs a chair, Gentoo is stuck in between a rock and a hard place. Funazz jumps down and tries to help out his partner and he pulls him away from Mafia just as he starts swinging the chair…FUNAZZ GETS HIT BY THE CHAIR, WTF the bell rings:
Here we have you’re winner via Disqualification
Funazz
The Regime Luck out. Gentoo and Funazz celebrate up the ramp whilst a miserable Pimpmafia remonstrate to the referee inside the ring

Backstage Funazz and Gentoo are celebrating when they are met by some skinhead Sailor’s

Sailor-(In gay accent)Funazz, I hear you don’t like gays!

Funazz-So! Not many people do what do you want!

The Gay sailor’s grab Funazz and lift him up on their shoulders and start taking him away much to Gentoo’s amusement. Funazz’s screams can be heard right in the ring

Jam-Bomb’s Contract signing
Jam-Bomb make’s his way out of the ring and Krob and Mr Hopkins soon follow him. Krob grabs the mike first:
Krob-JamieB, I know you think I keep screwing you but what I did was the best for the company. I couldn’t risk my TV champion taking my biggest title to RWC. If you rejoin then I can make sure that success you’ve had ever since you joined RSW…That will continue. Let you’re frustrations out on me at Apocalypse, don’t ruin you’re future joining this piece of crap company. I mean….

Mr Hopkins grabs the mike with a snarl

Mr Hopkins-Now it’s my turn. Now Jam-Bomb, I have seen the potential in you from the start. When you beat me I realised that you were a talent that was being held down. I was the one that gave you a chance at being tag-champion. Krob only pushed you because of what I brought out of you. It is time to return home Jam-Bomb. I believe that you can win this war for us, you can be our Undisputed Champion. Now that’s the god’s honest truth. You can trust me Jam-Bomb, not that weasel Krob. I would never be that underhand and low-brow

Krob-Oh come on, what did you do to TripleB then

Mr Hopkins-He isn’t a member of my own fed; I did that to keep our belt. The best belt, which all the best people fight for….

Jam-Bomb-Enough! Now I have actually known for a while what I was going to do.

Jam-Bomb suddenly grabs a chair and swings it menacingly at the two owners. Both men shout at Jam-Bomb to hit the other man, Jam-Bomb swings the chair…AND HITS KROB. Mr Hopkins leaps in delight and tries to Hug Jam-Bomb BUT JAM-BOMB HITS HIM WITH THE CHAIR AS WELL! What is he doing, OH NO Here comes our Undisputed Champion. He is coming to fight for his brand’s honour, he has got a chair in his hand…JAM-BOMB IS GOING TO GET IT. Slare rolls into the ring and the two men trash talk, they are just about to explode out of the tracks against each other, Who will strike first?….. WHAT THE HELL. THEY JUST HUGGED, NO!! WHAT IS GOING ON?

Slare-PLEASE WELCOME THE NEWEST MEMBER OF THE SOCIETY, JAM-BOMB!

OH MY GOD. JAM-BOMB HAS JOINED THE SOCIETY, OF ALL THE PEOPLE ITS JAM-BOMB.

Jam-Bomb-Thanks Slare…buddy. Now who was I going to join, the backstabber or the weasel. Infact you can intertwine those two titles. I racked my brains out to choose which bastard I was going to work for and then it hit me. I could join up with someone who I respect, someone who could help my career, someone who can bring the best out of me. The Society is now a Utopia. The Foundation before was equal competition for the Society…Not anymore. Now I will destroy The Foundation, I will destroy Krob, I will destroy anyone who gets in my way. With the help of a couple of these guys!

Nightmare and Stone Cold Chris make their way up the ramp, Jam-Bomb hugs StoneColdChris and…Shakes Nightmare’s hand. Nightmare says something to the ring announcer and suddenly the first beats of YMCA hit

Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.

Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

They have everything for young men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel...
So It came to pass that the Society featuring its new member Jam-Bomb ended up dancing to the YMCA In the middle of the ring. Nightmare as flamboyant as usual, StoneColdChris and Jam-Bomb gingerly and surprisingly Slare with a style matching Nightmare’s. Suddenly StoneColdChris starts to leave:
Slare: Whoa Stone Cold Chris, where you headed?
SCC: I'm heading somewhere that’s not here
Slare: What do u meanSCC: What I mean is I am heading to a place where I can prove myself to Society
Slare; What
SCC: You'll see, I am going to do some business with a "friend" of ours. SCC whispers into his ear

Slare: OHHHHHHH. That’s my boy, I knew I made the right decision putting you society. Go do it


END

[JamieB]

Monday :shifty: Night Carnage

*The ring is ready for Slare’s Lair*

SCC: Ladies and Gentleman, I have a special treat for you. Now usually Slare's Lair is run by Slare, but for 1 night only Im here to run the show. Now I have clip for all to see. Roll the footage



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Sat 16 Apr

Welcome everyone to a special Saturday Night F*ckaround! We've got four matches here tonight, including the fourth installment of the SLARE vs JamieB series, and also a huge tag team match. But first, a Gutcheck match, in which newcomer 12-Bone has the chance to get any title shot he wants!


RSW Television Championship
The Dunc and KRob vs JamieB and OceansMafia

The bell rings, and KRob immediately kicks Jamie in the gut before a Suplex. He stomps repeatedly on him, before Jamie gets to his feet, and is whipped to the corner. Dunc is tagged in, and the former tag team partners stomp Jamie down in the corner. Dunc drags Jamie to his feet for two big Ribbreakers, and he then Clotheslines Mafia before hitting Jamie with a Belly to Belly Suplex.

Jamie is showing some very clear effects of the last match, holding his ribs in pain, not helped by some knees to the midsection from Dunc. KRob extends his arm for the tag, but Dunc ignores him, making the universal belt signal around his waist, before KRob makes the bling tag! He pushes Dunc onto the apron before Suplexing Jamie again, and follows with a Dropkick.

KRob sends Jamie to the corner for some Owner's Violence, before a third Suplex. KRob then grabs Jamie's leg, and applies the Indian Deathlock! Jamie writhes in pain, and The Dunc seethes on the apron, before realising his title is in danger, and trying to enter! The ref however sees him and cuts him off, but as he does Jamie taps out, unseen by the official! Dunc truly saved his title there!

KRob is irate, and pushes Dunc outside again, before doing the same to JamieB! Mafia tries to get to KRob and Jamie, but is cut off by a very pissed off Dunc, who unleashes his pent-up frustration on the first person who comes to hand! Mafia is sent head-first into the ring post, and Dunc begins to beat on his head, meanwhile KRob has Jamie on top of the announce table Jamie struggles to his feet, and KRob hooks his arms, before an Omega through the announce table!

KRob then moves over to Dunc and Mafia. Dunc has Mafia in a bearhug, and drives him into the ringpost, before backing out, and out of the blue KRob jumps and RKOs Mafia! 3D!

But wait a minute? What the hell? It's StoneColdChris, and he's got a chair! KRob tries to cut him off, but is shoved into the ring steps and crumples, and as Dunc charges him down he falls foul of a horrific chairshot! Dunc is bleeding even before he hits the black mats on the outside! Backstage workers rush down to drag Chris off of Dunc and get him out of the arena, closely followed by a throng of EMTs. All four of these men have been laid out!



SCC: Well, well, well. As you can see, the self proclaimed 'Destined One" was taken out by me, the true destined one. You see I am tired of hearing about the Dunc. About how good he is, or how initimdating he is, or even how smart he is. Need I remind you all that it was I who eliminated Dunc at the Rumble all by myself. Now I have to prove to everybody that I can beat Dunc and that I am truly the Destined One, so I know RSW is having a ppv, and Dunc you are without a Match , so how bout it The Dunc vs StoneColdChris. Are you going to be a little punk ass bitch or are you going to have the balls to face me at ApocalyspE?

Suddenly the arena lights go out. They come back on and reveal Dunc behind SCC.

Well, I guess Dunc is a cowardly little bitch, who wont answer me

SCC turns around and Dunc rock bottoms him!

Dunc: SCC, I will see you at Apocalyspe. It will be your destiny to lose to me and after I beat you, Slare is next!

In The Regime dressing room Funazz waddles into the room:

Gentoo-Hey Funazz! Nice Weekend

Funazz-Shut Up! I am NEVER going to brighton again!

Gentoo-So when you escape?

Funazz-I’m not telling you!

Gentoo-What they do?

Funazz-I’m not telling you!

Funazz rubs his arse

Gentoo-Come on, I am you’re mate. You can tell me. Did you enjoy it!

Funazz waddles out of the door much to the amusement of Gentoo

Match 1 The Legendary Matt Vallance vs Edge

Edge makes his way to the ring to a thunderous ovation from his hometown crowd of Michigan. Edge poses to the crowd at the top of the ramp but is viciously assaulted from behind! The Legendary Matt Vallance continues to pound on Edge who rolls down the ramp. Vallance picks up Edge and bounces his head off the ring post before rolling into the ring as the bell sounds.

The legendary Vallance looks the part as he just stands there urging Edge forward. Vallance is looking a lot more focused and serious then his previous matches. Edge is already busted wide open from being rammed into the ring post! Edge slowly crawls into the ring but walks into a huge suplex. Vallance picks Edge up but Edge pushes him back and connects with the Spear! 1……….2…… NO! Vallance got the shoulder up.

Vallance quickly gets to his feet and looks pissed. He works over Edge with a few right hands before scoring with an RKO! 1……2…..3 It’s over! Vallance celebrates in the ring before beating on Edge some more. Vallance grabs a chair and cracks it over the shoulder of Edge several times. Vallance drags Edge to the top of the ramp way and looks down. Edge tries to fight back and knocks Vallance down with a clothesline and signals for the spear! He’s going to spear Vallance off the ramp and through the tables! Edge charges full speed but Vallance dodges and smacks Edge with the chair on the back of his head! Edge is just broken in two! He just crashed through the damn table and Vallance doesn’t care!

Winner: “The Legendary” Matt Vallance

*Slare and Stone Cold Chris burst into Mr. Hopkins’ office but are surprised to see Nightmare in there*

Slare: “Dude what are you doing here?”

Nightmare: “Ahh Hopkins is off on a trip or something. I’ve been told to look over things. Anyway what can I do for you two?”

SCC: “Didn’t you see! Dunc attacked me!”

“I saw, nothing I can do about it except… I could arrange a contract signing between you two? Perhaps a contract stating you can not attack each other before your match. Anyway as for tonight you two will be able to let off some steam against one of Slare’s opponents for Apocalypse, Gentoo and that bastard Funazz. Oh yes tell Jamie that he’s going to get the chance to teach Mafia a lesson tonight. Now if you’ll excuse me we have to run through this song one more time.”

Enter Gayman

Say your prayers, little bum
Don’t forget my son, to wear rubber condoms.
I fuck you quick, with a stick
I’ve mislaid my dick, it’s been nicked by Slaress mum, yeah

Now my third eyes open, Slip it in extra tight.

Exit pants, Enter ass, take my dick. Put it in your mouth and lick. HUH

Suck my dong, Stab some shite.
Naughty vicar tonight, I’ll fuck him without a light.
Screams were hard, screams were dire
His ass was on fire
I was afraid he would biiiiite, yeah

Now my third eyes open I’ll slip it in extra tight.

Exit pants, Enter ass, take my dick, now put it in your mouth and lick.

(solo)

Now I lay me down to sleep (now I lay me down to sleep)
Pray I get done by a creep (pray I get done by a creep)
If I die before I wake (if I die before I wake)
Pray that Jamie likes to take (pray that Jamie likes to take)

Lookout for Slare, he’s in the hood
he’s gonna chop off all your wood
He’s just a beast who’ll give you head
On the toilet or in your bed!

Exit pants, Stab some shit, bend or stand, Exit pants, Stab some shit take my dick, now put it in your mouth and lick.

Yeah, GAY!!!!! Yeah-yeah bloooow-woah.

Take my dick…. Now put it in your mouth and lick, take my dick…… (fade out)

Slare: “….Oh dear”

Match 2 Da One vs Baros


Da One comes out to a rather loud response from the crowd. He climbs into the ring and he looks in good shape. He climbs into the ring and is now waiting for his opponent to come to the ring. And there he is at the top of the ramp, Baros. He doesn’t waste any time and he just walks straight to the ring and slides under the rope. The crowd gave him quite a poor response compared to Da One. After a brief stare down they lock up and this match has begun.

Baros kicks Da One in the gut and now launches several punches into his opponent. Now he hits a big Suplex on his opponent and jumps back to his feet and listens to the crowd jeering him as he looks around. It doesn’t seem to have affected him and he smiles as they carry on. He turns round and Da One hits a huge low blow and Baros who falls to the floor. Now Da One is stomping away at the head of Baros and he now picks him to his feet and scoop slams him back to the mat. Da One doesn’t give Baros any rest and now lifts his opponent to his feet and takes him down with a clothesline. Baros hops straight back to his feet, followed by a clothesline. Baros gets straight to his feet one more time and Da One has just bounced off the ropes and he hits a massive clothesline and Baros falls to the floor and this time hesitates before getting up again. Da One stomps on the face of Baros and now lifts him to his feet. Now he punches away at the face several times however Baros manages to block one punch, kick Da One in the gut and he follows it up with a huge clothesline.

Baros is smiling and he is shouting something and he has a huge smile on his face. He is standing behind Da One waiting for him to get up and he goes for the Baros but Da One spins out of it and kicks Baros in the gut, DDT! This one is over now surely. Heres the cover, 1……2……..3! Da One wins it!! He slides under the rope to the outside and now celebrates his victory as Baros tries to complain to the ref and say it was a 3 count. Da One is attacked from behind by Vallance! Vallance throws him into the bring and both men beat down on him. Vallance signals for the RKO but Fasho races to the ring! Fasho throws Vallance over the top rope before catching Baros in an F-5! Fasho helps Da One up as Vallance fumes on the outside

Winner- Da One
*Jam-bomb is sat in the back watching some old videotapes*

Slare: “Hey man hows it going”

“Not bad. Although I was feeling a lot better before Rewind.”

“Ahhh Nightmare will make ya feel better……. I mean he’s giving you a chance for revenge against Mafia tonight. Plus he gives amazing backrubs.”

“I’ll take your word for it. So Sunday it looks as if I’ll wipe the floor with the “boss” and you’ll regain your title.”

“Of course. Anyway come lets get ready”

*The camera cuts ot Nightmare in the office*

“Just got a message from my leader guys. The true god of this pathetic world. Crazy you think I am? Maybe so, but he’s more crazy then me. If he waited till after 6PM it would of only cost him 4.5p per minute. Fool. But I have heard the word of my master and have a list of instructions to carry out. Tonight marks the beginning of the end. We will suffer casualties. The weak will be cast aside and the strong will remain victorious. Our god will light our way”

Match 3 Jam-bomb vs Mafia

Jam-bomb makes his way down to the ring obviously not 100% fit. Mafia make shis way out with a disgruntled look on his face. He slides into the ring and goes face to face with Jam-bomb.

“Woah Wait a minute Mafia.” It’s Nightmare!

“Put these damn Handcuffs on! You will wrestle with your arms behind your back. Now lets get going”

Mafia cannot believe it as a sick smile spreads across Nightmares face. Mafia puts the handcuffs on and falls victim to a stunner! 1……….2……….3 Jam-bomb wins! The Society rushes to the ring and begin to attack Mafia. Slare finishes him off with a huge leg drop. A message to OK surely. Jam-Bomb picks up Mafia by the neck and Shouts “This is you on Sunday Krob.” He then kicks him in the head as the Triumphant Society walk back up the ramp.

Main Event
Funazz and Gentoo vs. Stone Cold Chris and Slare
Before the match starts Funazz grabs a mike. “Look, I am sick of what is going on in my life. Nightmare is stalking me; he sets his buddies after me. But not only that… The owner and his inner crew are holding me back. And perhaps worse despite all my experience, I am a former RWC champion for god sake yet some rookie considers him the leader of the Regime. This win…this Is going to be for you Nattydred. The bell rings and he angrily pelts away at StoneColdChris. He places StoneColdChris in the turnbuckle and attempts to hit a ferocious clothesline but he hits turnbuckle and walks into a DDT by the youngster. StoneColdChris puts the boots to a frustrated Funazz and then comes in with a leg drop. Funazz tries to sprint at Chris but he lifts up his knee crushing Funazz’s nose. Funazz crawls to his corner and tags in Gentoo. Slare screams at Chris to set him free and the Intercontinental Champion duly obliges. Slare locks up with his nemesis and gets him in a headlock. He then kicks him in the gut and hits a Scoop Slam. Slare then drops a couple of elbows before signalling for the STD but Gentoo wriggles out and goes for the BOOK-END but Slare kicks Gentoo in the gut and goes for a clothesline but Gentoo ducks and rakes Slare’s eyes before hitting a German Suplex, he keeps His arms around Slare and hits a second German, he is going for the third but Jam-Bomb grabs his leg of Gentoo. The referee goes to lecture Jam-Bomb but Slare uses his veteran skills and grabs a chair before cracking it over his former factionmate’s head. He disposes of the chair and goes for the cover 1…2…Oooh Gentoo kicks out.

Slare however remains calm and lifts Gentoo to his feet…. AND HITS THE STD. This one is over. 1…2..Funazz grudgingly breaks up the pinfall attempt. Slare tries to exchange punches with Funazz but he just lifts Slare up and body presses him outside the ring. StoneColdChris goes into the ring and starts brawling with Gentoo in the ring whilst Funazz is kicking Slare’s exposed flesh until it goes read. Funazz picks up Slare…SAMBO SUPLEX ON THE OUTSIDE. If the referee was counting Slare out now instead of separating Gentoo and StoneColdChris this match could be over. Funazz walks back onto the apron and sticks his hand out for Gentoo to tag and he obliges. Slare is talking to the referee about Funazz’s actions when Jam-Bomb suddenly creeps into the ring…AND HITS THE UNPRETTIER ON FUNAZZ. Jam-Bomb scarpers and Slare jumps on Funazz for the cover. 1…2…FUNAZZ KICKS OUT. Slare is frustrated so he tag’s in StoneColdChris. StoneColdChris is setting up the Pedigree, But Funazz backdrops Chris into the referee. The ref is Down and Slare uses the opportunity to Hit a sickening Low Blow on Funazz…PEDIGREE. But the ref is down. HERE COMES NATTYDRED. CHAIRSHOT TO SLARE, CHAIR TO STONECOLDCHRIS. SWEET CHIN MUSIC. HE PULLS FUNAZZ OVER THE LIMP STONECOLDCHRIS. 1…2…3
Winners
Funazz and Gentoo
After the match Matt Vallance comes down and they half heartedly celebrate in the ring. Suddenly the titantron flickers and Nightmare appears.
Nightmare-Howdy Guys….and Funazz. I know this is out of character for me… But are you missing anyone, Whose that behind me.

Nightmare moves out of the camerashot to Reveal Baros hanging from a cross. As the camera fades you can here Nightmare laughing evily whilst the shocked Regime shout at Nightmare amoungst themselves in the ring.

END

[viva_la_raza]

Awesome stuff, seeing back to me as Tag Champion with Funazz :D Shame there were no shows with me as IC Champion...oh well, all of this stuff shows just how amazing RWC was...brilliant. Absolutly brilliant.

[Holy_Hopkins]

Aye, that was towards the end where it just kind of tailed off... shows not on time and the war being on RWC only...

Before the war there were immense plans for you, Vallance, Fasho, Chris and either Funazz or Dazz :\

[viva_la_raza]

I feel bad about all that as I at one point suggested some form of an RSW/RWC war :(

Chris/Dred was meant to headline Rajahmania I was it not? Or at least be on the card, Slare vs Dunc would have been the headliner of the event. Hoppy you should try and revive RWC at some point :hyper:

If you have the time of course, but it was an awesome fed, it's hard trying to follow in it's footsteps really. I am considering moving RSA into the ranking system as that is one of the things that made RWC so good, if we were to sim in RSA it would add that whole level of unpredictability to everything.

But we'll see I guess.

[Bennedy]

Yeah Punisher could win the world title or get squshed by Chris. You no what i would love to sim the matches again. I could do it on my psp if you wanted.

[viva_la_raza]

You wern't even around when we did simming mate, and your name is clearly stealing the genius that was my Mr Drennedy, if your name was Ben or Mr then I guess I could allow it but am in fact terribly vexed at this point in time.

[Dazz]

there were big plans for me before the war? damn, i didn't know that, why didn't anyone tell me?

[Tha Kyd]

From the Bottom of my heart and I'm sure everyone else in RSA I say RIP to
all those who died today and hope that the death toll won't increase
anymore. We have to fight back against whoever is responsible for this and
not blame innocent people. This Show is dedicated not only to the casualties
in today's atrocities but starving people in Africa. I know it is not
anything at all but it is better then nothing. Thanks Jamie


You're an emotional wreck
You don't know who you are
You never say what you mean
And you keep your mouth shut
And your nights stay still
And then you come and call on me

You say i just can't help myself
I really really wish i could be somewhere else
than here

And I met a girl
she asked me my name
I told her what it was
She looked at me
I tried to explain
Exactly what i lost

But now i just can't help myself
I really really wish i could be somewhere else
Than here
You give me everything i need
but i really really wish i could be somewhere else
Than here

Just somewhere else
Just somewhere else than here

And i wont forget
no i wont forget
no i wont forget

And when i saw you there it was the first time
And you just walked on by
I was catching the sparks that flew from your heels
And trying to catch your eye

But that was
somewhere else
somewhere else
somewhere else
i really really wish i could be
somewhere else
somewhere else
somewhere else
i really really wish i could be
Coz' I just can't help myself
i really really wish i could be somewhere else
than here

And no I just can't help myself
i really really wish i could
I've got everything i need
i really really wish i could be
somewhere else
somewhere else
somewhere else
I really really wish i could be

PYRO PYRO
PYRO PYRO
PYRO PYRO
PPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYRRRROOOOOO!!!!!!!

Rajah Simulation Alliance Presents:

Thursday Night Thatched House!!

We are here from the Sold Out Manchester Evening News Arena. Within Seconds
of the Pyro Jam-Bomb makes his way out to a rather mixed reception. He eyes
up the gold on his left shoulder before sliding into the ring!

Jam-Bomb-Hello and welcome to Rajah Wrestling Alliance. I am here to
introduce your NEW RSA Champion, JAM-BOMB! WHOO!!! Wow, I had three matches
on Sunday Night yet at the end of it I had a nice shiny belt to show for it.
TimeSplitter was vanquished, TripleB was terrified and Slare….well Slare
found out who the real man in the Society is. I an the Padre of the
Piledriver, The Sultan of the Shooting Star Press, the perfection of
reflection the ragus in Uranus…it doesn’t matter what you call me, the only
nickname that matters is Champ. As for Slare and your stupid Society that
has now expanded to include Matt Vallance and that hot dog vender over there
you can shove it up your arse. I cannot believe I had to struggle my way
through a whole tournament yet you can just waltz into the main event and
Fail to beat me. And as for sending your lackey on me, I will show him what
a real champion looks like. I cannot believe you did not even tell me, how
did you even deserve to be In there in the first place. You are old news and
I am going to prove it. That’s right Slare, I am going to give you an
undeserved chance at my gold. I want the main event of the next Rajah
Simulation Alliance to be Slare vs. Jam-Bomb. So what do you say Slare, come
on out here. I know there is a number 1 contenders match for my first
defence on Friday scheduled but I will easily vanquish them, I am Jam-Bomb
and I am that damn good, Whooo!! Even If I do lose the title then I want you
anyway. I dont know who even organised that anyway, its a stupid idea.
Probably the lackey picked by the board to be the new GM. Well I will put my
foot down and show them whose numero uno here in RSA.

Suddenly some unfamiliar music hits and the Ring Announcer declares, Please
welcome Your New General ManagerPIMPDADDY Pimpdaddy struts out looking
very suave in a suit and tie much to the shock of the audience.

Pimpdaddy-Hey! Jam-Bomb fancy saying that to my face. I have gained top gold
in every federation there was, I have been RSL Champion, RSW Champion and RWC Champion but at the moment I will just take pleasure in making you
squirm as the General Manager of this place. When Crab and Hopkins had to
suddenly leave the board didn’t panic they knew who they could turn to, That is why the Pimpster is standing here right before you. Yes It is my idea for the Number 1 contenders match, you may not want to be a fighting champion but you will be forced to by me WHOO!!! Now what a first show I have in store for you, Matt Vallance makes his return to the ring against a very promising rookie in Bruno, OceansMafia defends against the man who he
eliminated last in the TV Title Rumble in Benpass, and there will be a face
to face meeting with StoneColdChris and Nattydred as well as the first match
of Aeida facing the veteran FaSho before finally the Number 1 contenders
match. But first we have an explosive match with Dazz going up against
Marijuana, the war between the two men and their partners is huge and it
will explode here on RSA Thursday Night Thatched House

Match 1
Dazz vs. Marijuana
Dazz brings OpportunityKnocks out with him to negate the threat of TripleB
who will inevitably try to get involved. Two rapidly different styles here
between the two men, Marijuana is RSA’s premier high flyer whilst Dazz is an
excellent technical wrestler. The two men lock up but Dazz successfully
manages to push Marijuana into the corner. Marijuana climbs the turnbuckle
and hit’s a sunset flip. Marijuana does not Dazz get up repeatedly hitting
low dropkicks to Dazz, eventually he grabs his leg and trips Marijuana. Dazz
takes Marijuana down with a stiff clothesline. Dazz then hit’s a vertical
suplex and goes for a cover 1...2.but Marijuana kicks out. Dazz puts the
boots to Marijuana and then hit’s a number of head butts making a groggy
Marijuana flop to the floor. Dazz climbs the turnbuckle going for a high
risk manoeuvre but Marijuana springs to his feet and throws Dazz off the
turnbuckle. Marijuana then hit’s a diving Hurricarana on Dazz, he goes for a
cover 1...2..Dazz kicks out. Marijuana hit’s a scoop slam on Dazz before
hitting a springboard leg drop on the veteran. He goes for a pin attempt but
Dazz kicks out at 2. Dazz tries to mount a comeback but Marijuana bounces
off the ropes and slides under Dazz’s legs before hitting a DDT. Marijuana
goes for a pin 1...2...Dazz kicks out. Marijuana remonstrates with the
referee and TripleB seeing the referee distracted attacks pulls Dazz outside
the ring and throws him into the ring steps. OpportunityKnocks sees this and
takes TripleB down with a clothesline, Marijuana climbs the top rope…AND
HIT’S THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS! This ones over! But the referee is trying to
sort out TripleB and OK.

That was a taste of his own medicine for Marijuana there! Marijuana
eventually gets up and…..LOCKS IN THE CROSSFACE. Dazz writhes around in
agony as Marijuana intensifies the hold. Marijuana however locks in the hold
too close to the ropes and Dazz eagerly grabs the ropes. Marijuana tries to
pull Dazz off them but the referee gives a 5 Count to make him release it.
Marijuana has a tantrum in the ring and gets some advice from
TripleB…suddenly Dazz gets to his feet and gets a roll-up on Marijuana
1...2...3NO!!!!!! Marijuana kicked out at the last minute. Marijuana tries
to attack but Dazz sidesteps his offence and hit’s a German Suplex and
another one, And the hat trick. With Marijuana motionless Dazz climbs the
top rope…And hit’s the diving head butt, he goes for the cover 1...2...No!!!
Marijuana kicks out. Dazz is signalling for the sweet Chin Music here,
Marijuana groggily gets to his feet and…DUCKS THE SWEET CHIN MUSIC, he goes
for the crossface….But Dazz powers out and BOOK-END!! Dazz goes for the
cover, surely this one is over! 1...2...3NO!!!!!! Marijuana just kicks out.
Dazz cannot believe how close that was. He checks with the referee that it
was only a two and then grumbling goes back to work on Marijuana. He hits
some stiff mounted punches to Marijuana before sending him across
The ring with a choke toss. Dazz hits another vertical suplex, before taking
Marijuana to the corner and hitting some stiff chops. Marijuana rubs his
chest and attempts to fight back but is silenced with another chop. Dazz
takes Marijuana up to the top rope and hit’s a Superplex. Dazz signals this
one is over and goes for another Sweet Chin Music, This time he……HITS IT!
This one is definitely over! TripleB rushes onto the apron but is pulled
down by OpportunityKnocks, HARD KNOCKS! OpportunityKnocks taunts TripleB as
the referee sends him to the back, what the hell Its Funazz! LOW BLOW,
MARIJUANA WITH A ROLL UP 1...2HES GOT THE TIGHTS…3! Marijuana wins! What the
hell was that, why did he get involved, he is laughing at Dazz!
Winner
Marijuana
Nattydred’s Music hits and he comes out to an incredible reception. Natty
has a great big bandage round his head and his ribs.Nattydred stands in the
ring for a minute soaking it up before eventually speaking.

Nattydred-Wow Imagine what reception I would have got if I had won. Yes I
quit, but you none of you can say that that match wasn’t one of the most
brutal that you will ever see. We gave each other hell and I wasn’t the
better man. However Chris I am sure that we shared a bond beating the hell
out of each other. Lets have another match but on better terms this time, no
bad feelings just to great athletes who respect each other having a hell of
a match, what do you say Chris?

StoneColdChris comes out to an equally great reception, he is to very banged
up and has a lot of bandaging

StoneColdChris-Yeah It was a hell of a match wasn’t it. That was the hardest
match I ever faced and for that I respect you. But I Did make you quit,
no-one can deny that. Why should I have another match with you when I could
go up in the world? Well in fact I have a wee challenge for you. You can
have another match with me If you beat THIS man.

Matt Vallance comes out from behind the curtain to great heat.
Matt Vallance-That’s right Natty I’m challenging you. I am sick of
everything thinking Regime and thinking you. I was always better then you
Natty but never had the chance to show it, now I will. I will prove who the
better man in the Regime was and what’s more I have a plan for the match.
The Next PPV its going to be Matt Vallance vs. Nattydred In a Steel Cage
Match!

Nattydred-You're on, I will kick your whining little ass..

Matt Vallance charges down the ramp and beats up the helpless Nattydred.
Vallance opens up one of Nattydred’s cuts and stands on top of him with
Natty’s blood all over his face! StoneColdChris laughs from the top of the
ramp when suddenly TimeSplitter comes flying in from behind him. Splitter
pushes Chris off the ramp and then starts whipping him with his tag-title
belt! Splitter has a sick smile on his face as EMT’s help StoneColdChris and
Nattydred back to hospital.

Match 2
TV Title
OceansMafia vs. Benpass
Benpass comes down the ramp with a determined look on his face. He signals
he wants Mafia’s belt and then runs down and charges into the ring. Mafia
berates the referee and gets him to wipe his hands before touching his belt.
Benpass charges at Mafia and backs him into the corner before hitting Mafia
with punches to the gut. Benpass attempts a clothesline but Mafia counters
with a Big boot. Mafia Slams Benpass into the turnbuckle leaving him hanging
headfirst. Mafia then comes flying in with a baseball slide to Benpasses
head! Mafia power bomb’s Benpass hard onto the mat. Mafia signals this one is over and goes for the F-5.….But Benpass wriggles out and hit’s a DDT.
Mafia runs at Benpass but he hit’s a big back body drop. Benpass locks in an
arm bar on Mafia and when the big man powers out Benpass is there to hit a
dropkick right on Mafia’s chin. Mafia rolls around clutching his chin whilst
Benpass continues the assault to Mafia’s face hitting him with some stiff
kicks. Benpass locks in a chin lock whilst Mafia struggles to get out of the
hold. Eventually Mafia manages to escape and sends Benpass flying with a
clothesline, Mafia attempts to continue the attack but yet again Benpass
counters. Mafia slides outside the ring and has a mini tantrum. Suddenly
Benpass comes flying over the ropes with a vaulting body press but misses
and lands neck first on the barrier!

The Crowd chant Holy Shit as Benpass rolls around in agony clutching his
neck. Mafia gives a small grin and then slides in and outside the ring
breaking the 10 count. Mafia then locks in the camel clutch, Benpass starts
screaming and begins to tap out. Mafia grins and raises his hand in victory
but it is outside the ring so it doesn’t count. Mafia seems to know that but
signify’s the end is near before locking in the camel clutch again. Benpass
again screams in agony but his eyes clearly focuses on the TV Title as he
starts shuffling towards the ropes, he takes one mighty swing before
grabbing the ropes and collapsing in exhaustion. Keeping a firm hand on the
ropes Benpass starts shuffling his head trying to stretch it and slapping it
to get some feeling in it. Benpass could have a broken neck here. Benpass
gingerly gets up….AND GETS MET MY THE LAST RIDE! This one is over! But Mafia
is not pinning! Why not, Mafia instead has an evil glint in his eyes and
pulls Mafia towards the turnbuckle. Mafia gives a cut throat gesture before
climbing the turnbuckle. He points at Benpass’s neck before leaping of the
turnbuckle…But Benpass moves out of the way! Benpass attempts to make a
comeback but he really is weak at the moment. Mafia just laughs at Benpass
before he is suddenly caught by a stiff clothesline sending him over the top
rope. Mafia goes towards his title and then wraps it round his waste and
covers it with his shirt! Benpass takes Mafia down again and Mafia plays
Possum on the floor. Benpass climbs the top rope and Hit’s a diving head
butt! But Benpass is out, Mafia crawls over 1...2...3! Mafia pulls the title
belt from underneath his shirt and then celebrates, Benpass must have head
butted the gold!
Winner and Still TV Champion
OceansMafia

Match 3
Aeida vs. FaSho
The young rookie, Aeida, makes his way out to the ring first of all. The
crowd are not sure what to make of him as this is the first time they have
seen him. He slides inot the ring and looks around the arena before Fasho’s
music hits and he comes out the entrance. Fasho looks confident he can win
this match and he slides into the ring and climbs the turnbuckle before
waving to the fans.

Fasho climbs down and immediately starts his offensive, walking over and
kicking Aeida in the groin before sending him down with a powerful
clothesline. Fasho dives on top of Fasho and applies a Sleeper Hold. He must
not rate his opponent that much if he is already trying a sleeper. Aeida
does not want to given in and he battles out of it with an elbow to the gut
of Fasho and bulldogs him to the floor. Now Aeida wants to get control of
the match he does not want to let Fasho get up to his feet, and he executes
a Russian Leg Sweep which takes him down again.

Fasho gets up near the corner of the ring and Aeida runs at him, but Fasho
moves! Aeida runs into the turnbuckle and falls onto his back. Fasho can now
gain the upper hand and he clambers the turnbuckle and hits an atomic leg
drop and I think he will take control now. Fasho pulls Aeida up and scoop
slams him back down to the mat. Fasho is enjoying this it seems and he pulls
Aeida up once again and suddenly out of nowhere hits a PROTOPLEX!!!
1……….2…….. No Aeida gets the shoulders up! So close. Fasho pulls himself
back up and waits until Aeida is up before delivering a deadly clothesline
to him! 1…….2….. No! Again Aeida gets out! Fasho pulls him to his feet,
slings him onto the shoulders! F-5!!!!! Its got to be! 1………..2…….. HOW THE
HELL DID AEIDA KICK OUT! This is unbelievable! Fasho can’t believe it and he
scoops Aeida up once again, F-5!!!! Another one! Aeida is lying in the
middle of the ring and Fasho climbs to the turnbuckle, what the hell is he
planning, oh my word! SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!!!!!! The ring nearly collapsed!
This has to be it! 1………….2………..3!!! Brave effort from Aeida but Fasho
manages to pull off the win, great stuff. Fasho helps Aeida up to his feet
and they shake hands in the middle of the ring, and the fans stand up and
clap Aeida’s debut performance.
Winner
FaSho

The Scene goes to an interview with Slare. He says how it is good to be
back, and he says that he isnt sure he needs to accept Jam-Bombs challenge
for the PPV, because he will win tonight!

Match 4
Bruno vs. Matt Vallance
Bruno defeats Matt Vallance via disqualification when the Society interfere

Born in the U.S.A.
I was born in the U.S.A.
I was born in the U.S.A.
Born in the U.S.A.

Got in a little hometown jam
So they put a rifle in my hand
Sent me off to a foreign land
To go and kill the yellow man

Down in the shadow of the penitentiary
Out by the gas fires of the refinery
I'm ten years burning down the road
Now here to run ain't got nowhere to go

I'm a long gone Daddy in the U.S.A.
Born in the U.S.A.
Born in the U.S.A.
Born in the U.S.A.
I'm a cool rocking Daddy in the U.S.A.
Funazz makes his way out to a very bad reception! He waves an American Flag
and then gets into the ring.

Funazz- Dazz is another example of the typical Englishmen who show prejudice
towards me! He deserves everything he gets, I will continue doing this until
I get the respect deserve. I am a…..
Timesplitter rushes out and is followed by Slare and TripleB with Marijuana
for the start of this match. Jam-Bomb comes down for guest commentary.

Main Event
Number 1 Contenders Match
Timesplitter vs. TripleB vs. Slare vs. Funazz
A sullen Funazz immediately goes to work on Slare hitting clubbing blows to
his back. TripleB runs at Timesplitter but he trips him and knocks him into
the ropes. Timesplitter guillotines TripleB on the ropes and as he bounces
back hit’s a DDT. He goes for a cover but it is immediately broken up. Slare
punches Timesplitter on the head and the two start brawling in the corner.
Funazz comes in with a Chop Block to TripleB. Funazz runs at BBB again but
he manages to back drop him over the top rope. Marijuana at ringside grabs
Funazz and rams him into the ring steps. TripleB jumps off the apron and
hit’s a double axe handle and then clotheslines Funazz over the barrier,
TripleB and Funazz are now fighting in the crowd. Meanwhile in the ring
Timesplitter attempts a diving elbow but misses, as TimeSplitter groggily
gets to his feet Slare kicks him in the gut…AND HIT’S THE STD! Slare goes
into a cover! 1...2...3NO!! Timesplitter kicks out at the last possible
moment! That was a huge opportunity for Slare there with the ring empty.
Slare slams Timesplitter against the turnbuckle but Timesplitter kicks Slare
in the Gut and hit’s a Diving DDT! Timesplitter wants to Shooting Star
Press….BUT SLARE LIFTS HIS KNEES UP! My God, High Risk move goes horribly
wrong their for Timesplitter! Slare sees his Opportunity and bounces off the
ropes, LEG DROP! Slare goes for the cover! 1...2...Funazz pulls Slare out of
the ring! Boy that was close! TripleB is back as well and he drops the dime
on the fallen TimeSplitter 1...2...he kicks out!

The rules of a Fatal 4 Way match is No DQ something which has not been
exploited until now. Funazz slams the ring bell on Slare’s head. Funazz
tries to grab the title belt of Jam-Bomb but he refuses and instead smashes
Funazz with it. Slare gets to his feet and hit’s a big backbreaker. Slare
pulls the TV monitors out and rolls Funazz onto the table. Slare signals for
the STD But at the last possible moment Jam-Bomb trips both men and they
fall through the table. Jam-Bomb mocks the fallen men especially Slare.
Meanwhile in the ring Timesplitter and TripleB are tussling whilst locking
up. TripleB kicks Timesplitter in the gut and whips him into the turnbuckle,
TripleB attempts to go for a clothesline but Timesplitter leapfrogs BBB and
dropkicks him into the ropes. As TripleB bounces back Splitter goes for a
roll up 1...2...TripleB kicks out. Timesplitter hit’s a rolling thunder and
goes for another cover 1...2..but TripleB kicks out again. Timesplitter
hit’s a spinning heel kick and then bounces off the ropes and hit’s a
Lipnsault 1...2...TripleB kicks out once more. TripleB gets to his feet and
TIMESPLITTER LOCKS IN THE CROSSFACE. TripleB flails around uselessly
unsuccessfully trying to grasp the ropes. Slare and Funazz are still out on
the outside of the ring and it seems like he is going to have to tap out
when Marijuana gets involved and breaks up the hold, the referee has seen
enough and sends Marijuana back to the locker room. TimeSplitter hit’s the
scoop slam on TripleB and then climbs the ropes signalling for the Shooting
Star Press, But Slare pushes Splitter off the ropes!

In the ring Funazz crawls back in and hit’s the Funazzium Spazzium on
TripleB!1...2...Slare breaks it up with an elbow. Slare hits some stiff
punches on Funazz, and Then hit’s a big superplex off the turnbuckle.
TripleB rolls outside the ring to recuperate. Both Men are down and suddenly
Timesplitter leaps to his feet and hit’s a 450 Splash on Funazz 1...2...But
Slare JUST pulls Timesplitter away. He pokes Splitter in the eye and then
Whips him hard outside the ring. Suddenly TripleB appears brandishing a
chair! He wallops Slare in the head, Funazz in the back! DDT On the Chair to
Funazz, he goes for a cover 1...2...3FUNAZZ KICKS OUT. TripleB points out
how close that was to Funazz but Slare leaps back into action with a roll up
1...2...NO TRIPLEB ESCAPES. Slare mocks TripleB when suddenly Funazz stands up and hits Slare with the chair, he gets Slare into a bridge pin
1...2...TripleB breaks it up. Slare runs at TripleB but he locks in the
Mandible Claw. Slare fades away and just to make sure TripleB smashes him
with a chair and he slides outside the ring. Timesplitter tries to get
inside the ring but Funazz guillotines him against the ropes and then Hit’s
a Funnazium Spazzium. Funazz laughs at Timesplitter but he turns around into the CHOKESLAM! ON THE CHAIR AS WELL. 1...2...3! TripleB will face Jam-Bomb
at the next show! TripleB celebrates inside the ring as The Show Ends!
Winner
TripleB


END

[Tha Kyd]

FRIDAY NIGHT SOCIETY



Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the first show under the Regime of the Society and tonight, we will have one hell of a night on our hands.
Tonight we have Five Huge matches on our hands including one for the T.V title and a Huge tag team fatal four way for the Tag-team titles.
Also, the world Undisputed champion will be in action against funazz in preparation to his defence against BBB next week.
So lets ge……..

“Run, is that all you can do, its all you been doin, since you’ve been through….”


That’s the music of Slare, the man who has been put in charge for the next few weeks.

“Well well well, hello, and look who is back in the hotseat. You see, ive been pretty quiet since returning from my retirement, but when our great owner. decided to go on Hiatus, I was the next of kin. Even thoguth the two of us have had our little troubles, This deal was set in stone a long time ago, and nobody was going to take it away from me. Now don’t sit there thiking I don’t know what in the hell im doing, because those of you from RWC may remember the month when I took the reigns. Having me in charge was the only reason that place stayed afloat so long. But as amazing a job as I done that month, im going better this time. So tonight, we will have an absolutely blockbuster night. The main event you ask, well, for weeks weve had to listen to BBB and his foundation talk about a revolution, well, lets see how revolutionary you are in the ring with your ex-foundie members, the tag team champions…..and the Society…SCC and Slare.
Now, im also aware that our old friend Pimpdaddy was given job of commissioner. Not on my clock, I am the judge the jury the prosecution, the commissioner, the receptionist, the coffee boy….I AM RSA.
So, everybody, with that said, enjoy your night, I know I will…..the plan is underway.”

We follow Slare to the back where he passed Matt valance on his way out for his no.1 contender TV title match.

“Matt, I know Chris invited you into the Society, but you have got to prove yourself, so you go out there, beat the living daylights out of that sumbitch, and we will talk, comprende?”

“That’s it Slare, all I need is the opportunity, the opportunity to whup his ass, and the opportunity to be in the Society.”

TV Title First Contendership

‘The Legendary’ Matt Vallance verses Natty Dred


Well I can’t wait for this match to be quite honest with you. This will be a perfect build up to their upcoming Hell IN a cell match, and the stakes are high, the winner will get a TV Title shot at the next RSA event.

The arena goes dark and after a brief silence fireworks explode out of the top of the arena and Natty Dred makes his way down to the ring. He will want this chance to win gold after his Intercontinental Title reign was cut short when RWC closed down. Natty Dred clambers into the ring and smiles due to the reaction he got from the fans. He removes a jacket he is wearing that says Revolution on it and throws it to the outside. Suddenly fireworks hit and Matt Vallance’s music plays. Natty Dred prepares himself for the match but no one comes down the ramp. Dred turns to the reff and says something and still there is no Vallance. The fans are jeering loudly they did not pay to see this. Dred shakes his head and I guess the reff will award this match to him? WAIT A DAMN MINUTE! Vallance to the ring from the crowd! He has a steel chair! He cracks the reff in the back of the head, and then hits a devastating chair shot across the forehead to his former friend! What the hell is he attacking the referee for?

Natty Dred rolls as far away as he can and then crawls to the outside as Vallance chases him with the steel chair in hand. Dred falls to the outside and turns round and is hit across the head with another chair shot! Vallance now pounding the beaten body of Dred with the steel chair. This isn’t fair damn it! Dred looks like he is out cold already after several huge knocks to the head. Vallance now has the audacity to laugh! What a damn son of a bitch. He pulls Dred to his feet and now rolls him into the ring. Dred has already been busted open by one of those chair shots. What the hell, Bruno and Aeida down to the ring! Dred’s friends! They have the REVOLUTION jackets on like he did. Vallance turns round, 3D!!!!!

Bruno and Aeida give each other high fives and walk up the ramp! That’s one way to stop that son of a bitch! Maybe now the match will be a little fairer. The reff is now back on his feet and I don’t think he is aware of what happened while he was down. He is beginning a count on both the fallen wrestlers who are beginning to climb to their feet. Natty Dred is onto his knees first but he holds his head which must be throbbing right at the moment. Vallance gets up to his feet and takes advantage by hitting a Bulldog on the kneeling Dred. Vallance stands to his feet and stomps on the face of Dred. Now he lifts him up to his feet and hits a bone crunching Neckbraker. Well, I like many other people in this arena do not rate Natty Dred’s chances after witnessing that horrible assault. Matt Vallance is continuing it right here in the ring and as he throws Dred into the corner. He now runs up and boots away at Natty Dred with his boot to the face, and only backs down when Natty Dred grabs the boot and manages to push it too one side, which will only hold-up the assault for a short time.

Matt Vallance cockily shakes his head at Dred after that move and now he grabs him up by the hair and he attempts a Suplex but wait, Natty Dred wriggles out of it and runs against the ropes, and he hits a clothesline as he returns! Both men collapse to the canvas can natty Dred shift the momentum in this match? The fans are willing him on as he slowly pulls himself up but unfortunately that beating has knocked him off his senses a bit and he stumbles over again before grabbing the rope. He is determined to get up, but it looks like Vallance is going to beat him to it. Dred pulls himself up using the ropes and he stumbles into the middle of the ring, where Vallance runs at him but wait! Dred ducked! Vallance turns round! Kick to the gut, DDT from Natty Dred!!!! Dred takes a second just to get his breath back before climbing to his feet once more and he waits for Vallance to get up before taking him down with a horrific looking clothesline. Dred must have put all his anger and frustration into that one move because it looked painful. Now Natty Dred lifts his opponent to his feet once again and he grabs him and Suplexes him across the ring!

The reff begins to count as both men are out in this match, lying on the canvas. They are both stirring and it looks like Vallance will be first to get to his feet which is a surprise I must say. He grabs Natty Dred’s legs, oh no, this isn’t good, he turns him onto his front, BOSTON CRAB! Vallance has the submission move locked in and Natty Dred is screaming in absolute agony! Vallance is screaming at Nat to tap out but he is refusing. Dred can’t quite reach the ropes he is just millimetres away, but his fingers can’t get hold of them! Vallance is applying as much force as it humanly possible and Dred screams even louder every time he does. The fans are willing Dred on and he collapses, I think he has given up, no, he lunges once last time for the rope and he gets it!!!!!!!!! The fans cheer and Vallance can’t believe it! He was almost certain that Dred would kick out.

Matt Vallance is glaring down at Natty Dred who is getting up, oh no he is calling Nat up, he is preparing to end the bout, Dred turns round, Vallance goes for the RKO but gets kicked in the gut, STUNNER!!!!!!!!!! I can’t believe it Natty Dred has just hit the stunner! I think its over! He climbs to the top rope! FROG SPLASH!!!! FROG SPLASH!!!!!!!! Connects!!!!!! Here is the cover! 1…………2…………3!!!!!!

Natty Dred has done it! He is the first contender for the TV Title!

Winner Natty Dred

Dred is celebrating his victory but oh my God Vallance knocks him down with a chair shot to the back! What kind of son of a bitch would do that! Vallance is assaulting Dred with a chair and is enjoying it! Here comes Stone Cold Chris to the ring! He is aiding his Soceity protege! But wait, Dred is fighting back, but OH MY GOD, superkick from Slare, the whole Society are beating down Nattydred and he is now being carried away by the EMTs on stretcher.
The Society stand strong in the ring but WHAT THE FUCK STD on Vallance. SCC looks on shocked as Slare lays out his apparent team-mate.

“Don’t worry chris, we wont need him by the end of the night”

The camera pans to Oceans mafia in the Back.

“So looks like after I beat fashos bitch ass tonight, Ill be taking on Natty Jatty Batty fred for MY T.V title then. But the thing is I don’t care, bring on natty, bring on Fasho, Krob, the Dunc, batman, superman, I AM THE T.V CHAMPION AND THERE IS NO CHANCE IN HELL OF THAT CHANGING ANYTIME SO…..”

What the hell, Fasho just clocked Oceans from behind, oh my god that was brutal, Oceansmafia is bleeding.

“See you out there, hehe”

Fasho is Demented.


The house lights drop
A figure appears on the titan-tron

One year ago , one mans vision came to pass.
That man was Headache….and that vision was the RAJAH SIMULATION LEAGUE


“Starseed”by our lady peace begins playing

Over the following weeks and months, battles were fought, titles were won and lost, and legends were carved.

“Will I let go of the world I was holding, a passenger that could not fly”

As others drifted away, many greats emerged and cemented their places at the top of the simulation leagues.

“The search of souls, the search of something, oh let it go, oh let it Slide…”

Then, the dream was ended unceremoniously as another man took the reigns.

Some superstars took to new pastures while others were left in the shadows of RSL

“YEEAAAH, YEAAAH, YEEEAH, YEAAAH, YEAAAAAAAH”


BUT TONIGHT FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY……………….RSL IS RESSURECTED

August 6: RSL Reunion only on PPV


TV TITLE
Oceansmafia verses Fasho

Well this match proves to be a classic right here. I’m sure both guys are going to be pumped up for it. The fireworks erupt from the top of the ramp and Fasho comes down to the ring, he will surely be determined to get some gold tonight! Fasho, who is already one half of the tag champions, slides into the ring and he looks raring to go here tonight. He waits in the ring before Oceansmafia comes down to the ring with his title in hand. The fans are giving him a mixed reception, as he cockily struts down the ramp. Mafia slides into the ring and throws the title to one side and takes Fasho down with a sudden clothesline! We’re off!

Mafia beating away at the face off his opponent before getting up and hitting a leg drop. Fasho holds his head as Mafia begins another beating to the skull but this time Fasho manages to roll out of it. Fasho now to his feet first and he takes Mafia down with a vicious clothesline before turning round and stomping his opponent in the chest with that big boot of his. Now Fasho pulls Mafia to his feet and whips him into the turnbuckle and then runs at him but Mafia moves! Fasho goes headfirst into the turnbuckle! Oceansmafia must capitalise surely! Fasho smartly rolls out of the ring under the bottom rope however and collapses on the outside. Mafia climbs out there as well and he grabs Fasho by the hair and goes for a Suplex, but Fasho wriggles out of it, Mafia grabs Fasho, BULLDOG!!!!! That has to be it for Fasho! His face crashed onto the outside. The referee begins his count and Mafia slides into the ring and sits there looking down at Fasho. The reff reaches six as Fasho stumbles to his feet and climbs to the apron. Mafia is taken by surprise and he goes to head butt Fasho but his opponent grabs him, NO! onto the shoulders! F-5!!!!!!! Mafia got F-5’d onto the outside!

Oceansmafia is down! Fasho is climbing back into the ring slowly and Mafia could get counted out here. Fasho then realises that Mafia would retain that way and he grabs his opponent and rolls him back into the ring. Fasho surely must capitalize on this. He covers Mafia, 1………2…… No the TV Champ kicks out. Fasho looks pissed off and now he slaps Mafia in the chest and pulls him to his feet, and he Suplexes him across the ring! Fasho still wants to keep the momentum and he locks in a tight Sleeper Hold and I think Oceansmafia is going to loose his title here! He is trying to reach for the ropes but he can’t get to them! The reff is making sure Mafia does not pass out, and if he does Fasho wins the match. The reff lifts Mafia’s arm, it falls once, he does it again and it falls for a second time, now the reff lifts Mafia’s arm again, no MAFIA KEEPS HIS HAND RAISED!!!!! Now Mafia is starting to fight back, and what’s this, he elbows Fasho in the gut!!!! Fasho stumbles into the middle of the ring and now they glare at one another before Mafia takes his opponent down with a big boot to the face! Now Mafia wants the momentum to shift in his favour and he takes Fasho down with a Neckbraker. He pulls himself up onto the turnbuckle and goes for a Leg Drop but Fasho manages to get out of the way in time! Mafia crashes onto the ring mat and that looks so painful!

Both men stay down for a little while before stirring and using the ropes to get up. Fasho and Mafia lock up in a grapple and Fasho comes out the strongest and he pushes Mafia into the corner and begins slapping him across the chest and the fans respond with “Wooooo” all over the arena. Fasho steps back and then gives Mafia a huge slap with the back of his hand and Mafia falls to his knees and holds his chest which is now bright red. Fasho holds the ropes and stamps on his opponents head and he wants to wear him down as much as possible.

Fasho stops stomping on his opponent and rests up against the ropes as Mafia tries to recover from that attack. The crowd are really into this match. Fasho attempts to punch Mafia as he stands but the TV Champ ducks and grabs Fasho’s arm, swings him round, DDT to the mat! Both men are struggling to make it too their feet now I don’t think they expected a match like this. Mafia sits up and takes a second to get his breath back before stumbling to his feet. He pulls Fasho up once more and I think he will keep the momentum in the match now. He tries to get Fasho in a headlock but gets a boot to the head for his troubles. Fasho runs at Mafia but gets kicked in the gut, wait a minute! Oceansmafia slings Fasho onto his shoulders! LAST RIDE!!! Connects! Here is the cover! 1……….2………. FASHO KICKS OUT! Oceansmafia can’t believe it, the fans can’t believe it, I can’t either! How the hell did Fasho get up from a Last Ride?

Oceansmafia is complaining, he is certain it was a three count, the reff’s hand was so close to the mat when Fasho got the shoulder up. Fasho stands to his feet now and is behind an unsuspecting Mafia! He turns round! PROTOPLEX! This has to be over! 1……….2………… MAFIA KICKS OUT!!!!! I can’t believe this match! Fasho shakes his head he can’t believe it either! Mafia stays down and Fasho must be wondering what he has to do to win, which is what Oceansmafia was thinking just moments ago. Wait, Fasho is back on his feet and he is looking at the turnbuckle! The fans go crazy as he walks towards it, he isn’t! Yes he is slowly climbing to the top! The fans sense one of his famous Shooting Star Press manoeuvres. Fasho signals to the crowd but wait, Mafia sits up and walks up behind Fasho and grabs him, no this isn’t what Fasho wanted, he might German Suplex him across the ring here! Mafia is also standing on the turnbuckle but Fasho won’t budge! Oceansmafia is trying to hit the German Suplex! Fasho grabs his opponents legs! What the hell is this, he grins! ELECTRIC CHAIR!!!!!! OH MY GOD MAFIA AND FASHO GO THROUGH THE RING!!!!!!!!! The crowd has gone wild I can’t believe it! What now?

The reff doesn’t look like he knows what to do! He is circling the scene of the carnage with a priceless look on his face! Fasho is clambering out of the hole as we speak! Wait a minute he is saying something to the reff and he pulls Mafia up onto a part of the canvas which is not broken. Fasho collapses onto Mafia, I guess that is a cover, 1…………2………3!!!! Fasho is the new TV Champ! I can’t quite believe it! And I don’t think it has really hit Fasho yet!

Fasho is given the title by the reff and he looks at it and smiles before climbing that very same turnbuckle where he hit that devastating electric chair from. He raises the title in his arms and celebrates his victory. Meanwhile Oceansmafia is complaining that the earlier pin should have been a three count, but the reff is sticking to his original decision.

Winner, and new TV Champion, FASHO


The Camera pans to Slare, sitting with SCC in their locker-room as Oceansmafia Storms in.

“You see that Slare, that was bullshit, no way should that jobber fasho have win MY T.V title. Hes already the fucking tag team champion, This reeks of shit man, shit.”

“You seem to have an unhealthy infactuation with shit there buddy boy. Anyhizzle, you got your rematch clause, so ill sign the match for next week.
This Tuesday night, at Tuesday night something or another, it will be Oceansmafia vs. Fasho for the T……”

NattyDred storms into the room

“Hold the phone here you haggis munching, tartan wearing sheep shagger. I won my number one contender match fair and square and if anyone deserves that match its me.”

Dred turns and burns a hole in SCC

“Hmm, youre funny aint you, sheep shagger, you know what I found funny though….you know what had me in stitched? You saying “Iquit” to my man here.
But fine, fair is fair, This Tuesday……Oceansmafia vs. Fasho vs. Natty Fred..I mean Dred for the T.V title…..inside a solid steel cage.”

Oh my god, what an announcement and what a match that will be, be sure to tune in next week to catch that blockbuster.

Non-title
Jam-bomb © vs. Funazz.

Funazz makes his way out to the ring in what is a great opportunity for him to get his name back on the map. We await the arrival of the champion.

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Where the hell is jam-bomb
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The camera cuts to the back where we see Jam-bomb being attended to by EMTs, blood gushing from his forehead.

“What the hell happened here, who the fuck did this, oh my god, I cant take it, our champion….OUR CHAMPION HAS BEEN LAID OUT…OH NO”

The sarcasm is oozing from Slare as he begins to laugh.

“Ill show you how a real champion does it Jamie boy, come on lads, lets make an Exampazz of Funazz”

Slare makes his way to the ring carrying Jam-bombs world title belt for this impromtue match I suppose.

Funazz vs. Slare


Slare steps into the ring and along with SCC begins beating down Funazz. Funazz takes a powerslam by Slare, and a huge elbow by SCC. Chris picks him up and STUNNER. Slare takes to the top rope….Slareton Bomb. Slare awaits Funazz getting to his feet….STD….STD….STD!!!!
Chris Picks up the title belt….BAM, right off the skull of Funazz and Funazz has been busted wide open. The Society begins taking the stomping to funazz, and this man is going to be in a hellish shape.
HERE COMES A BLOODY JAM-BOMB WITH A STEEL CHAIR.
OH MY GOD, HE JUST LAID OUT SCC
Slare bails from the ring just in time and Jam-bomb gets his belt back as both men trash tlak each other. This feud looks to be heating up in a hurry.

Winner by DQ: Funazz



NEXT WEEK LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE WILL SEE THE DEBUT OF NATTS CHAT, A TALK SHOW THAT WILL REVOLUTIONISE THE WORLD OF RSA.


Now ladies and gents its time for the main event and one ive been looking forward to for weeks. The tag champs……both halfs of the Foundation…and the Society all doing battle in one ring. This looks like it will surely be a classic, and with both BBB and Slare promising surprised, anything will happen.

MAIN EVENT
TAG TEAM TITLES ON THE LINE
Slare and SCC vs. BBB and MJ vs. OK and DAZZ vs. Sho-time ©

The Society first make their way to the ring to an unusual amount of pyro and jeers from the crowd. Next, here comes the Foundation to a mixed reaction, what will their big surprise be? Here come the other half of the old foundation, who will be looking for some redemption against their old friends.
And ladies and gentlemen, here come the champions to a Huge roar form the the crowds…..Timesplitter, a battered fasho, holding his new T.V. title belt….Its SHO-TIME.
Slare and Dazz start things off with a lockup, slare into the headlock and the shoot off the ropes, Dazz ducks for the Back body drop but gets a boot to the head for his troubles. Slare takes advantage with a suplex, Dazz gets straight up, but Slare hits a powerslam, Dazz gets up again, but this time slare hits a huge Samoan Neckbreaker, he wont be getting up anytime soon from that. Slare makes the tag to SCC as the youngster makes his way into the ring. Chris begins putting the stomps on Dazz. He lifts dazz up and throws him into the corner as both men exchange chops. Dazz gets the advantage with a kick to the mid-section and a DDT which gives him the opportunity to tag BBB. SCC immediately tags in OK. BBB,eyed kept on Slare, knocks down OK with a clothesline and a pplies a sleeperhold
“Tonight Slare” he can be heard scxreaming. OK muscles out of the sleeperhold and hits a superkick of his own to knock BBB down. OK picks up the leader of the foundation and shotts him off the ropes, where Dazz gets in a cheap shot, lowering the ropes as BBB bails. Slare and SCC make their way to the ring and take out Sho-time standing on the apron as all four members of the Old foundation brawl on the outside. SCC with an irish whip to fasho as timesplitter follows him courtesy of Slare. SCC backs up and hits a splash on TS, as slare hits one of his own on Fasho.
Slare and SCC both hit huge slams downing the tag champs as slare looks to the outside….OH MY GOD…Running sumersault over the top rope taking out OK and Dazz just like that. BBB and MJ make their way back into the ring with a chair each, as ok and dazz roll back in themselves. Slare slowly makes his way up and gets into the ring himself...all 8 men are in the ring now and this one is going to explode very soon.

House lights cut.

On the titantron.

The plan has been in the works for months now….and now is the time.

Once a generation, A group comes along that cannot be denied of their legendary status. A group that is unstoppable, a group that can and will take down everything in their path to sucsess.

The Foundation?

The Society?


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The Foundations Of Society!

The lights go back up, but what the hell, only four men are standing in the ring. Slare, BBB, SCC and Marajuana are standing over their now bloody opponents exchanging wry smiles. Slare takes the mic.

“Well, tonight, BBB and myself promised to deliver and we did. This ladies and gentlemen is the strongest faction ever assembled. The best of the Society mixed with the Best of the foundation to simply form THE BEST.
We are the Foundations Of Society.
And from now on, we run this place!!”

What the Hell? The Foundations of Society. These guys hate each other , what the fuck is going on here.
All four men take to the top rope.
FROG SPLASH X 4
BAW GAWD if this is true, the landscape of RSA will be changed forvever.
What a night OH MY GOOOOD!

[Tha Kyd]

Ladies and gentlemen, tonight will no doubt be the biggest night in RSA History.
Welcome to Friday………………NIGHT…………..FOUNDATION!!!

The newly formed Foundations of Society make their way to the ring for the first time together, as Slare takes the Mic.


“The plan, remember that, remember the plan I spoke about for months and months, the plan, well last week, it all came through perfectly might I add. Ladies and gentlemen I give you the Foundations of Society, but more about us later. Tonight is a huge night, considering there wasn’t a show on Friday because….because, I just went through a nasty break-up and you know, shit happens. But anyway….ehh… where was I going…….yeah, the foundations of society will dominate…”

BBB talkes the mic from a far away Slare


“What he was trying to say is three simple words……WERE TAKING OVER! Tonight, I will take home the world title, as Slare will become the number one contender. And we will see SCC and MJ move right up the tag ranks. We are the Foundations of Society, and around here, we run things our way!”


Tag team title match.
Fasho & Timesplitter © vs Aeida & Bruno

Well this match promises to be a good one, it is the first time Aeida and Bruno have teamed p together and I am looking forward to it to say the least. Here they come to the ring with a mixed reception from the fans, who haven’t seen much of them yet. They get into the ring and begin talking to one another, probably discussing tactics as to how to dethrone the tag champions. Suddenly fireworks explode from the top of the ramp and Fasho and Timesplitter are there with their tag titles, and they come down to the ring.

It looks like Fasho and Aeida will start this match off and their partners take their place on the apron. They lock up and have a test of strength to see who is the stronger out of the two. Fasho just manages to win it and has the upper hand over Aeida and pushes him on to the rope and beginning an assault with his fist to the challenger. He knees Aeida in the gut before executing a perfect bulldog across the ring. Fasho leaps up to his feet as he looks to take the advantage here in the opening moments of this match. As he grabs Aeida up by the hair he calls over to Timesplitter who he tags in. Fasho scoops Aeida up onto his shoulders, and Timesplitter climbs to the top of the turnbuckle, CLOTHESLINE! Devastating double team manoeuvre there. Fasho rolls to the outside as Timesplitter continues to take advantage. Aeida is struggling to repel this deadly attack from his opponent and is saved when Bruno jumps into the ring and takes down Timesplitter with a dropkick.

That could be the change of momentum that is needed. Aeida manages to get to his feet first and he locks up with his opponent, and hits a Suplex. He tags Bruno in quickly and they nod at one another. Aeida picks him up and whips him into the ropes, they both flapjack him headfirst onto the ropes!!! Brilliant stuff. Now Bruno taking advantage with some deadly punches to the fallen Timesplitter, before hitting an Armbar.

Now the momentum may shift to the challengers now as Bruno corners Timesplitter in the turnbuckle and begins ramming away at his chest with punches before he takes a step back and hits a clothesline! Timesplitter falls to the floor and is trying to crawl across the ring to get to Fasho who is screaming for a tag. However Bruno manages to grab Timesplitter before he reaches his tag partner and scoops him up and delivers a DDT. Now he jumps back up to his feet and waits for Timesplitter to begin stirring before sliding across the ring connecting with a two footed lunge. He is not letting Timesplitter have the slightest offence in this match and he hoists him up one more time but Timesplitter battles out of it and sends Bruno to the floor with a dropkick! This could be the change of momentum the match needs. Both men are down and are trying to get up but unfortunately are both the other side of the ring to their tag partners. Bruno pulls himself up using the rope and runs at Timesplitter who ducks under the arm, Bruno swings round, spear from Timesplitter! Here is a cover, 1……2…. No Bruno kicks out. Timesplitter slowly gets to his feet and rests back against the ropes for a moment as Bruno tries to find his feet also. However Bruno gets up quickly, CLOTHESLINE! Both men go over the top rope to the outside!

Aeida springs to life and runs from one side of the ring to the other and pulls Fasho into the ring now, and begins assaulting him in the corner. Bruno and Timesplitter exchange huge punches to one another on the outside, with neither one of them wanting to back down, the tag titles of course on the line in this match. Bruno manages to grab Timesplitter’s hand and taunts him briefly before throwing him into the steel steps. Meanwhile back in the ring Fasho is trying to get Aeida off of him as they brawl. Slowly his superior strength shows as he manages to lift Aeida, what’s this, Spinebuster to the canvas. Fasho goes to cover but realises that he is not the legal man and rolls Aeida too the outside just as Timesplitter and Bruno clamber back into the ring and continue their brawl. Bruno kicks opponent in the git and goes for the tag but Aeida is still crawling back to the apron after that move from Fasho! Bruno turns round! EDGUECATION!!! This one is over! 1……..2……. No! Aeida breaks up the pin! Somehow he got back into the ring. Now Timesplitter wants to get Bruno set up for his ariel finisher, he hits a massive Suplex on his opponent and gets up to his feet, before climbing the turnbuckle.

Here is comes, this match is over surely! SHOOTING STAR PRESS! Bruno moved! Bruno moved! He jumps to his feet and tags Aeida back in who begins pounding away at the skull of Timesplitter before knocking him to the floor with a clothesline. Timesplitter immediately crawls in the direction of Fasho but wait, Aeida grabs the ankle! ANKLE LOCK!!!!! He has the move applied! Surely Timesplitter will tap out! He is in absolute agony and Aeida is applying all the force he ca onto this one move! Fasho is desperately trying to get a tag, his hand is only millimetres away from Timesplitter’s! Can they get the tag! I think Timesplitter is going to tap out! AEIDA PULLS HIM AWAY!!!!!! He lets go off the ankle, SPEAR TO FASHO! He falls to the outside! Timesplitter has to fend off two guys on his own! He is still feeling the effects of that Ankle lock as he gets up, Death Valley Driver from Bruno! Surely this match is over! Bruno slides out of the ring! Aeida hooks the leg, 1………2…….. Fasho pulls the reff from the ring! How many more twists will this match take? Fasho grabs a chair! No don’t do it! Chair shot to the skull of Aeida, he swings at Bruno who ducks, SUPERKICK!!!

Fasho is down! Aeida is down! Timesplitter is down! Bruno is leaning against the rope looking down at the carnage. He moves the chair to the outside and scoops Fasho up, lifts him onto the shoulders and goes to throw him to the outside but Fasho grabs the rope, he somehow manages to grab Bruno and take them both to the outside! The referee is climbing into the ring, Aeida looks like he is out cold. Timesplitter is stirring, here is a cover, 1…………2………. Somehow Aeida kicks out! I was sure that he was out cold there. Both men are trying their hardest to get to their feet, wait Fasho is on the apron, he is tagged in by Timesplitter! He runs into the ring and begins to batter his opponent with heavy punches, before lifting him onto the shoulders, he’s going for the……wait Aeida turns it into a DDT!! Brilliant reversal. I’m not sure if we will ever see a winner here. Fasho is up to his feet first, Aeida runs at him, he ducks the arm, slings him onto the shoulders! F-5! Surely now! 1………..2…………3!!!!!Fasho and Timesplitter retain! What an epic tag match.

Winners- And Still Tag Champions- ShoTime

Fasho and Timesplitter both congratulate one another and they lift the belts above their heads, whilst Bruno and Aeida slowly walk from the arena. They put on a great match here today, and should be very proud of their efforts. ShoTime both clap their opponents as they leave the ring. Suddenly out of nowhere Aeida and Bruno are blindsided by Slare and Triple B whilst the tag champs are blindsided by Stone Cold Chris and Marijuana, who came in through the crowd.
That was uncalled for, the FOS are really making their prescence felt and weve just begun.

Back in the locker-room With dazz and OK

“ Dude, these little bitches of society have taken the Foundations name and shat all over it. Say we go out there and make a little example of Stone cold crap and MaryJane”


Stone Cold Chris and Marijuana verses Dazz and Opportunity Knocks


Well Dazz and OK make their way out to the ring first and they will have the first match with the team that looks set to run riot through RSA. They look confident as ever as they step into the ring and wait for their opponents to arrive. They talk to one another in the middle of the ring as they wait and the crowd begin to get restless as no one appears. Dazz shakes his head and says something to the referee before the lights in the arena go off and there is silence, what the hell is going on!

SCC and Marijuana make their way out as the lights come back on and they are putting on a glorius entrance. SCC slides into the ring and begins beating away at the skull of Dazz who will be the legal man first and he is not backing down from this match, he elbows OK in the face as he tries to help Dazz and continues this assault. Marijuana distracts the reff already in this match and Chris falls to his knees, low blow! The reff saw nothing! What a cheap shot! Stone Cold Chris is laughing, he now has control surely, kick to the gut, PEDIGREE! Connects! What the hell, Marijuana races in with a chair! He clatters Opportunity Knocks and there goes the bell. The reff orders the bell to be rung I don’t like the look of what is happening in the ring though, Stone Cold Chris is whispering something behind the reff, Marijuana nods, they just 3-D’d the referee! And now they are laughing about it!

Winners by DQ- Dazz and Opportunity KnocksThe Foundations of Society are running ransack tonight with no regard to anyone else on the roster.
In the back It seems jam-bomb has called a meeting, with Funazz, fasho, Natty ,ok, dazz, bruno, aieda and just about the whole roster too.

To be continued……………



THE LATE LATE SHOW





Ladies and gentlemen, tonight will no doubt be the biggest night in RSA History.
Welcome to Friday………………NIGHT…………..FOUNDATION!!!

The newly formed Foundations of Society make their way to the ring for the first time together, as Slare takes the Mic.



“The plan, remember that, remember the plan I spoke about for months and months, the plan, well last week, it all came through perfectly might I add. Ladies and gentlemen I give you the Foundations of Society, but more about us later. Tonight is a huge night, considering there wasn’t a show on Friday because….because, I just went through a nasty break-up and you know, shit happens. But anyway….ehh… where was I going…….yeah, the foundations of society will dominate…”



BBB talkes the mic from a far away Slare


“What he was trying to say is three simple words……WERE TAKING OVER! Tonight, I will take home the world title, as Slare will become the number one contender. And we will see SCC and MJ move right up the tag ranks. We are the Foundations of Society, and around here, we run things our way!”

Tag team title match.
Fasho & Timesplitter © vs Aeida & Bruno

Well this match promises to be a good one, it is the first time Aeida and Bruno have teamed p together and I am looking forward to it to say the least. Here they come to the ring with a mixed reception from the fans, who haven’t seen much of them yet. They get into the ring and begin talking to one another, probably discussing tactics as to how to dethrone the tag champions. Suddenly fireworks explode from the top of the ramp and Fasho and Timesplitter are there with their tag titles, and they come down to the ring.

It looks like Fasho and Aeida will start this match off and their partners take their place on the apron. They lock up and have a test of strength to see who is the stronger out of the two. Fasho just manages to win it and has the upper hand over Aeida and pushes him on to the rope and beginning an assault with his fist to the challenger. He knees Aeida in the gut before executing a perfect bulldog across the ring. Fasho leaps up to his feet as he looks to take the advantage here in the opening moments of this match. As he grabs Aeida up by the hair he calls over to Timesplitter who he tags in. Fasho scoops Aeida up onto his shoulders, and Timesplitter climbs to the top of the turnbuckle, CLOTHESLINE! Devastating double team manoeuvre there. Fasho rolls to the outside as Timesplitter continues to take advantage. Aeida is struggling to repel this deadly attack from his opponent and is saved when Bruno jumps into the ring and takes down Timesplitter with a dropkick.

That could be the change of momentum that is needed. Aeida manages to get to his feet first and he locks up with his opponent, and hits a Suplex. He tags Bruno in quickly and they nod at one another. Aeida picks him up and whips him into the ropes, they both flapjack him headfirst onto the ropes!!! Brilliant stuff. Now Bruno taking advantage with some deadly punches to the fallen Timesplitter, before hitting an Armbar.

Now the momentum may shift to the challengers now as Bruno corners Timesplitter in the turnbuckle and begins ramming away at his chest with punches before he takes a step back and hits a clothesline! Timesplitter falls to the floor and is trying to crawl across the ring to get to Fasho who is screaming for a tag. However Bruno manages to grab Timesplitter before he reaches his tag partner and scoops him up and delivers a DDT. Now he jumps back up to his feet and waits for Timesplitter to begin stirring before sliding across the ring connecting with a two footed lunge. He is not letting Timesplitter have the slightest offence in this match and he hoists him up one more time but Timesplitter battles out of it and sends Bruno to the floor with a dropkick! This could be the change of momentum the match needs. Both men are down and are trying to get up but unfortunately are both the other side of the ring to their tag partners. Bruno pulls himself up using the rope and runs at Timesplitter who ducks under the arm, Bruno swings round, spear from Timesplitter! Here is a cover, 1……2…. No Bruno kicks out. Timesplitter slowly gets to his feet and rests back against the ropes for a moment as Bruno tries to find his feet also. However Bruno gets up quickly, CLOTHESLINE! Both men go over the top rope to the outside!

Aeida springs to life and runs from one side of the ring to the other and pulls Fasho into the ring now, and begins assaulting him in the corner. Bruno and Timesplitter exchange huge punches to one another on the outside, with neither one of them wanting to back down, the tag titles of course on the line in this match. Bruno manages to grab Timesplitter’s hand and taunts him briefly before throwing him into the steel steps. Meanwhile back in the ring Fasho is trying to get Aeida off of him as they brawl. Slowly his superior strength shows as he manages to lift Aeida, what’s this, Spinebuster to the canvas. Fasho goes to cover but realises that he is not the legal man and rolls Aeida too the outside just as Timesplitter and Bruno clamber back into the ring and continue their brawl. Bruno kicks opponent in the git and goes for the tag but Aeida is still crawling back to the apron after that move from Fasho! Bruno turns round! EDGUECATION!!! This one is over! 1……..2……. No! Aeida breaks up the pin! Somehow he got back into the ring. Now Timesplitter wants to get Bruno set up for his ariel finisher, he hits a massive Suplex on his opponent and gets up to his feet, before climbing the turnbuckle.

Here is comes, this match is over surely! SHOOTING STAR PRESS! Bruno moved! Bruno moved! He jumps to his feet and tags Aeida back in who begins pounding away at the skull of Timesplitter before knocking him to the floor with a clothesline. Timesplitter immediately crawls in the direction of Fasho but wait, Aeida grabs the ankle! ANKLE LOCK!!!!! He has the move applied! Surely Timesplitter will tap out! He is in absolute agony and Aeida is applying all the force he ca onto this one move! Fasho is desperately trying to get a tag, his hand is only millimetres away from Timesplitter’s! Can they get the tag! I think Timesplitter is going to tap out! AEIDA PULLS HIM AWAY!!!!!! He lets go off the ankle, SPEAR TO FASHO! He falls to the outside! Timesplitter has to fend off two guys on his own! He is still feeling the effects of that Ankle lock as he gets up, Death Valley Driver from Bruno! Surely this match is over! Bruno slides out of the ring! Aeida hooks the leg, 1………2…….. Fasho pulls the reff from the ring! How many more twists will this match take? Fasho grabs a chair! No don’t do it! Chair shot to the skull of Aeida, he swings at Bruno who ducks, SUPERKICK!!!

Fasho is down! Aeida is down! Timesplitter is down! Bruno is leaning against the rope looking down at the carnage. He moves the chair to the outside and scoops Fasho up, lifts him onto the shoulders and goes to throw him to the outside but Fasho grabs the rope, he somehow manages to grab Bruno and take them both to the outside! The referee is climbing into the ring, Aeida looks like he is out cold. Timesplitter is stirring, here is a cover, 1…………2………. Somehow Aeida kicks out! I was sure that he was out cold there. Both men are trying their hardest to get to their feet, wait Fasho is on the apron, he is tagged in by Timesplitter! He runs into the ring and begins to batter his opponent with heavy punches, before lifting him onto the shoulders, he’s going for the……wait Aeida turns it into a DDT!! Brilliant reversal. I’m not sure if we will ever see a winner here. Fasho is up to his feet first, Aeida runs at him, he ducks the arm, slings him onto the shoulders! F-5! Surely now! 1………..2…………3!!!!!Fasho and Timesplitter retain! What an epic tag match.

Winners- And Still Tag Champions- ShoTime

Fasho and Timesplitter both congratulate one another and they lift the belts above their heads, whilst Bruno and Aeida slowly walk from the arena. They put on a great match here today, and should be very proud of their efforts. ShoTime both clap their opponents as they leave the ring. Suddenly out of nowhere Aeida and Bruno are blindsided by Slare and Triple B whilst the tag champs are blindsided by Stone Cold Chris and Marijuana, who came in through the crowd.
That was uncalled for, the FOS are really making their prescence felt and weve just begun.

Back in the locker-room With dazz and OK

“ Dude, these little bitches of society have taken the Foundations name and shat all over it. Say we go out there and make a little example of Stone cold crap and MaryJane”


Stone Cold Chris and Marijuana verses Dazz and Opportunity Knocks

Well Dazz and OK make their way out to the ring first and they will have the first match with the team that looks set to run riot through RSA. They look confident as ever as they step into the ring and wait for their opponents to arrive. They talk to one another in the middle of the ring as they wait and the crowd begin to get restless as no one appears. Dazz shakes his head and says something to the referee before the lights in the arena go off and there is silence, what the hell is going on!

SCC and Marijuana make their way out as the lights come back on and they are putting on a glorius entrance. SCC slides into the ring and begins beating away at the skull of Dazz who will be the legal man first and he is not backing down from this match, he elbows OK in the face as he tries to help Dazz and continues this assault. Marijuana distracts the reff already in this match and Chris falls to his knees, low blow! The reff saw nothing! What a cheap shot! Stone Cold Chris is laughing, he now has control surely, kick to the gut, PEDIGREE! Connects! What the hell, Marijuana races in with a chair! He clatters Opportunity Knocks and there goes the bell. The reff orders the bell to be rung I don’t like the look of what is happening in the ring though, Stone Cold Chris is whispering something behind the reff, Marijuana nods, they just 3-D’d the referee! And now they are laughing about it!

Winners by DQ- Dazz and Opportunity Knocks




The Foundations of Society are running ransack tonight with no regard to anyone else on the roster.
In the back It seems jam-bomb has called a meeting, with Funazz, fasho, Natty ,ok, dazz, bruno, aieda and just about the whole roster too.



“Gents, these guys are threatening you, me and our living. Ive heard what you’ve been saying oceans, bruno, fasho, and I agree, we all need to stick together, and beat these damn Foundations of Society. You lot with me!”


“YEAH!!!” A collective shout!

Looks like the war is on ladies and gents.

Natty Dred makes his way to the arena and the ring is set up for the first ever edition of Natts Chat, RSA's new interview show.

"Ladies and gentlemne, foget the Society, forget the Foundation, this show is about Natty Dred, and the Revoltion. I know you guys are tired of the same boring crap every week, hence the reason I started this interview show."


Dred looks round to the fans who are giving him a fairly good reception and he aknowledges.

"Now, there is one man who has rightly dominated wrestling for a long time. He has been in four, count em, four wrestling promotions in his time. And in RWC, no one forgets him. This man headlined every PPV. Ladies and gentlemen, the first guest on Natts Chat is......the one.....the only.....Slare!"

Slare comes out at the top of the arena and slowly makes his way down to the ring. As Slare steps into the ring he glares at Dred who looks back, before Dred takes the mic.

"Now, slare, we all saw what happened last week. Now, quite frankly, I have too say, I was left confused too say the least by the formation of the Foundation of Soceity. Please, tell me, the guys backstage and the fans all over the world how and why this took place?"

1. “Why did I decide to form this alliance. Let me take you back….wayyyyy back to RSW. I joined the Foundation, and it was there I won my first title, and began to forge my legacy. But we drifted apart, and I was left. I took these remains of the Foundation, and from it came the Society. Sure, this other watered down version of the Foundation had a war with us during the “war” but I saw BBB and MJ and realised the old days, and realised, that with SCC on my side, a little reunion of sorts would be unstoppable. Look at us. We have BBB and MJ who have been there from the start, SCC who is the future and is slowly forging a legacy of his own….and me, ME, I am the Foundation of Society, 7 time champion, undefeated Undisputed RWC/RSW champion, PPV main eventer extrordinaire. Come on, the script writes itself natty boy.”

"Indeed. You have achieved a lot in your career Slare. You of all people must know that your reign of awsomness cannot last forvever. Which is why, I think what you did last week shows you are scared of loosing your grip on the wrestling business. You attacked your former Soceity ally, Jam-Bomb."

2. “Ahh jam-bomb. Jam-bomb seemed to get this Idea that now he had his hands on my title, he didn’t need me or the Society. Jamie would be nothing without me. I made his carrer. His matches with me elevated him to another level, then he joined the Society and skyrocketed. I made you Jamie. Then you shit all over me like this, you shit all over me like…like…her.”


*Slares head drops for a moment as Natty looks on in confusion*


“Don’t fuck around with me Jam-bomb, don’t fuck around with me, once I win this no.1 contender match against Ass-fun, itll be you and I jam-bomb. Don’t forget that.”

"Well, that will be interesting, dont you think Jamie boy?"

Slare swings round to see nobody there and tuerns back round again to see Dred in hysterics. Slare mutters somthing at Dred.




"Okay, moving on. We all have goals Mr. Slare. I certainly know what mine are, why don't you reveal all right here and right now what you intend to do in this company."


My biggest goal is to continue the huge legacy I started elsewhere, to get and keep my title, and to keep little bitches like you away from the big time, simple as…..”

Matt valance appears on the entrance way. Dred glares at him. "What the fuck are you interupting my interview show for?"

“Shut up Fatty Shit I'll deal with you later.Slare, last week, you took a man who could’ve been a huge asset to the FOS and you beat me up, and I know why. You were scared of my potential slare, you couldn’t hold me back like chris”

“Is this a joke, little legend killer, surely that’s gimmick infringement, tell you what, you waddle on down the back there, and il finish my interview, k matty”


“Slare this isn’t a joke, I want you one on one in that ring tonight!”

“Well im sorta busy if you had been list….wait a wee minute. My haggis sense is tingling. Heres what im going to do. Tonight for the number one contendership its going to be Slare vs. Funazz vs. Matt valance, you ok with that sugar”


Vallance nods as he makes his way to the back. Dred looks pissed off and puzzled with Slare.

"That guy deserves a number contendership shot? That guy? Remember the last ever match of RWC Slare? Me and you went head to head. Some say it was a match for the ages. You know what, put him in the damn match destroy his punk ass, lay the sunbitch out."


"Just like Stone Cold Chris did to you Natty Boy?"



"Look, the next time that is mentioned some one is going to get stunnered. Yes, i quit, fair enough. Congrats to Chris. Woop de freakin doo. What is the big point. Either one of us could have won that thing, he had to use a sledgehammer crossface to get me to quit. Everyone calls us both the future. What I want to know is why all the hype. He's no Goldberg.



4.“Chris has unlimited potential, simple as that. Why do you think I plucked him up from nowhere, and now look at him, hes the second biggest star in here, hes one quarter of the biggest group in history. He has been moulded into the Slare of the future, and you better watch out Natty, because when he made you quit, he was on about a 7, youre just lucky he didn’t bump it up to a ten…biotch”



Dred and Slare face off in the middle of the ring and mutter a few words to one another before Stone Cold Chris blindsides Dred and goes for a pedigree! Dred battles out of it and here come Aeida and Bruno to the ring and all hell has broken loose. Suddenly all the arena lights go out and when they come back on again Funazz is standing in the middle of the ring with a steel chair which he drives into Slare's skull. After the brawling continues officials come and break it up.

Next week on Natts Chat, the guest will be Fasho.



My god this night has been absolutely pandemonium so far, and we still have a TV title match, a number one contender match, and the World title on the line.

Slare is in the back with SCC

“Chris, this is exactly what we wanted, we are again the centrepiece of RSA, RSA is revolving around up, and after tonight, we will have an all FOS title match set-up.”

“Slare, what about me though, I don’t want to be stuck in the tag ranks the whole time.”

“You know, that’s a valid point. Next week, youre getting a TV title shot, there, easy, Now Ive got a match to win…”


Number one contendership

Slare vs. Funazz vs. Matt vallance

Slare makes his way to the ring to some over the top pyro, with SCC and MJ by his side. Here come the Foundations of society.
Funazz music hits and out he comes, what an opportunity for him, but whats this? Hes not coming alone, here comes Bruno and Aieda by his side.
Slare seems slightly put off by this.
Here comes the underdog, the man just added to this match earlier tonight, Matt valance, and again, he is bringing some support in the Tag team champions Sho-time and Natty Dred, Now lare is really put off, the numbers game is really stacking up on the FOS.
They square off with funazz and valance taking the upper hand Slare, double teaming him into the corner where both exchange chops on his chest. Funazz motions to valance to have his turn with Slare as Funazz steps back (why does this look like gay porno) Vallance hiots a big slam on slare, then begins shouting at him, obviously still angry at his treatment last week. He picks Slare up and hits him with a devastating neckbreaker and follows it up wit a leg-drop, he turns to funazz…”your turn”. Funazz and Slare go way back. And here they go again, this is basically a handicap match. Funazz puts slare in a headlock, takedown, slare gets himself free. Funazz hits a big hurricanrana and stays mpounted on slare with a flurry of punches. He calls valance over as they both shoot slare off the ropes. Double back drop..they try for the same thing again, Slare ducks, Double DTT, some offense for slare. Slare struggles to his feet but he is knocked back down by Funazz. He signals to valance……Oh my god…VALLANCE JUST HIT SLARE WITH AN STD…..FUNAZZ TO THE TOP…..FUNAZZIUM SPAZZUM…1…2….Vallance knocks funazz off. The two aregue, it seems both want this title shot. Their allies on the outside try to calm them as the FOS laugh on the outside. Slare makes his way to the outside to take a breather with the FOS, But is attacked by Sho-time as a huge brawl erupts on the outside….Funazz and Matt join them on the outside as this becomes a huge clusterfuck brawl. The allies take the advantage and as Slare is knocked down, The FOS are laid on the announcers tables. Funazz takes to the top…Fasho takes to the top..FUNAAAZZZZZZZZIUM SPAZZZIOIIIUM IN STEREO. The Fos are down. The three combatants make their way into the ring, Slare is first up….STD on valance..1…2…funazzz breaks it up. Wait, its BBB with a chair,. And nobody notices as everyone else is brawling outside. He lines up Funazz, Swings….He HIT SLARE…ACCIDENTALLY HE HIT SLARE…Funazz grabs the chair, Knock-out shot to BBB…he covers Slare….1……………..2………………………3!!!!!!


Winner: Funazz


Oh my god, funazz did it, Funazz is the number one contender and has beaten the biggest legend here, oh my god what a night for funazz!! As everyone else is still brawling on the outside!!!!


Oceansmafia is seen in the back“Haha, that was classic, well, since everyone is already out there having a good time, lets go have our TV. Title match, eh?”

Oceans takes a ref with him and runs down the ramp while a massive brawl is going on on the outside. The bell rings, but there are 8 guys in the ring fighting it out….what the hell, I guess we have our Triple threat TV title match?

TV title match
Oceansmafia vs. Fasho © vs. Natty

In the ring, Slare hits natty with an STD…Hes out cold. MJ and SCC knock down Fasho with a double chokeslam, but the FOS are falling victim to the numbers game and the action spills outside. Oceansmafia surveys the ring. Fasho is Down and Natty is slowly making his way to his feet. Oceans grabs a chair..WHAMMOOSSE!...Chair shot to the head of Natty….1…..2….3!!

Oh my god, Oceansmafia just won the TV title back, and I don’t think Fasho and Natty knew the match had even started.

Winner: Oceansmafia


The ring finally clears as everyone makes their way to the back, everyone that is except from Slare, who obviously upset, gets in the ring and takes a microphone.

“What in the hell was that all about. Bullshit, but not to worry, the FOS are talking home the gold. And while everyone was out here, I got myself a little Idea. In tonights main event. If anyone under contract here interferes, they will be fines a gizzilllion pounds, oh, and your special reffereeeeee……….MOI!”




The lights Dim and here comes the Challenger to the Official FOS theme song "Ugly" By SEVENDUST.
The pyro goes off and BBB is met with a barrage of boos by the capacity crowd



The lights Dim and here comes the Challenger to the Official FOS theme song "Ugly" By SEVENDUST.
The pyro goes off and BBB is met with a barrage of boos by the capacity crowd. He enters teh ring and hugs Slare...the impartial referee.

Here comes the champion.....green pyro....its Jam-bomb bababy!!!!
Jam-bomb high fives a few fans on the ring and stares a hole through Slare as he makes a beeline for his challenger. JB hands the title to Slare who doesnt seem to want to let it go.

the bell rings and away we go, world title on the line. They lock up, jambomb locks in a headlock, but is shot off the ropes, he ducks and BBB jumps over, BBB ducks now and is met with a kick to the face and a clothesline, both men to their feet. Lock up again, headlock takedown, up again, BBB another headlock takedown, and a third headlock takedown. JB kicks to escape, and puts in a headlock of his own, back wristlock, JB is taking control but a low blow by BBB stops that, slare shouldve called DQ but he apparently didnt see it.

JB gets to his feet and looks at slare who motions that something was in his eye. yeah right. JB turns his attention back to BBB shooting him off the ropes and hitting a backdrop on him. BBB gets up and echanges punches with the champ, getting the upper hand. BBB runs, but JB lowers his head and BB is backdropeed over the top. JB follows him outside and the men begin brawling outside, BBB throws JB into the steel stairs which he hits with a sickening thud. Jb gets to his feet and hits a suplex on the outside. He lifts up BBB and rolls him onto the announce table, OH NO....Is he even thinking about this...JB goes to the top rope, what the hell is he thinking...WHAT THE HELL...SLARE PUSHED HIM OFF THE TOP ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE.

1.....2......3.........4..................5....... ................6....Both men Slowly make thier way back to the ring and get up to thier feet groggily...wait...PILEDRIVER..JB hits his signature manuever......1................................... .................................................. ...........................2...................... .......................................slare stopped counting, what a bastard he stopped counting. JB gets up and pushed Slare, who in return pushes JB. SLARE GOES FOR THE STD ONTO A CHAIR, JB REVERSES, PILEDRIEVER ONTO A CHAIR, JB JUST KNOCKED OUT THE REFEREE..JB doesnt know what to do now, both FOS members are down, what the hell, here comes SCC and MJ who begin beating the hell out of JB. BBB gets to his feet and helps them. JB is getting a huge beatdown right now and his title reign looks like its coming to an.....WHO THE HELL IS THIS, A MAN HAS JUST RUN DOWN THE RAMP WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER....SHOT TO MJ....SHOT TO SCC....SHOT TO BBB...HE ROLLS JB OVER BBB....TAKES SLARES HAND AND COUNTS FOR HIM 1......2......3....JAM-BOMB RETAINS.
THE MYSTERY MAN LEAVES THROUGH THE CROWD. WHO THE HELL WAS THAT?


But the main story here, against all the odds, Jam-bomb has retained his title thanks to a mystery man. Slare makes his way to his feet towards a groggy Jam-bomb....STD...STD...Slare knocked out the champion.

Oh my god what a night, this FOS takeover might not all be plain sailing afterall....THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT

[Jetta]

Jesus Mary and Joesph..thats old!

[viva_la_raza]

TV Title, what was I thinking?

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