The Royal Rumble game

[pompeyduck]

Ok, so you can all batter my head if I'm starting too many games... its only 2... but I had another brainwave this morning at work. I present the Royal Rumble game.

Each person gets to write their own Rumble segment, that being the 90 seconds or whatever between entries, leaving the next poster to pick up where he/she left off.

The wrestler can be any wrestler from history, from any federation, leaving the possiblities pretty much endless.

Please watch out for double posts, although Im expecting the pace of this to be pretty slow.

Also keep a tab at the end of each post as to who is currently still in the match, and who has been elminated as for now Im going to make the rule that each wrestler can only be used once and it will go on for as long as its interesting (ie: not just 30 entrants).

You can do anything in your 90 second segment.

I shall start with numbers one and two in the next post.

Good luck and happy gaming.

[pompeyduck]

Out comes number one and its The Rock, doing his thing around the ringposts. Who's number two....? Its Giant Gonzales, with his bizarre man-boob outfit. The Rock up with Gonazles' chest who through him into the corner with force. Gonazles, who has clearly been watching Smackdown recently, rips off the turnbuckle pad and rams Rocky's head into it. Gonazles goes for a body slam, but Rocky floats over and hits a DDT. The Rock is going to try a people's elbow. He starts to run towards the ropes to hit the move...

5, 4, 3, 2, 1....

Still In (2): The Rock and Giant Gonzales
Eliminated (0): none

[Bennedy]

It's Stone Cold Steve Austin! He comes in and quickly takes the Rock down with a clothsline. Giant gets back up but he is hit by a neckbreaker. Rock is up and delivers chops to the chest of SCSA. He runs to eliminate him but Austin counters with a back drop. Rocky is holding on as we count down....

5, 4, 3, 2, 1......

Still in (3): The Rock, Giant Gonzales and Steve Austin
Eliminated (0): None

[CWM]

It's Chris Benoit! He, Rock and Austin make eye contact and then they all stare at Giant. They team up and take Giant and throw him over the top rope! It wasn't easy but all three of them did it! The alliance quickly ends when Austin clothslines Rock. Benoit starts chopping Austin in the corner and the countdown appears once again....

5, 4, 3, 2, 1.....

Still in (3): The Rock, Steve Austin and Chris Benoit
Eliminated (1): Giant Gonzales

[Bennedy]

Christopher Daniels! He comes in and starts to beat the hell out of The Rock. Austin gets the upper hand on Benoit but is hit by a German Suplex by Benoit.
Rocky gets back into the game with a powerbomb to Daniels. He goes for a Rock Bottom....

5, 4, 3, 2, 1......

Still in (4): The Rock, Steve Austin, Chris Benoit and Christopher Daniels
Eliminated: Giant Gonzales

[pompeyduck]

...out comes LoKi and he makes the save for Daniels. Ki gets in a few quick kicks and the Great One is reeling. With Rocky on the ropes, Ki is stalking ready for the elimation but he turns round and Daniels catches him with Angel's Wings taking him down and out. Rocky springs off the ropes and this time nails the Rock Bottom on Daniels!!

Benoit spins Austin round and locks in the Crossface. Austin is tapping but that's no good in this match up!

The Rock scoops up Lo Ki and puts him on the top ropes trying to get enough leverage to get him out....

5, 4, 3, 2, 1....

Still in: (5) The Rock, Steve Austin, Chris Benoit, Christopher Daniels and Lo Ki.
Eliminated: (1) Giant Gonzales

[CWM]

Rey Mysterio! Rey connects with a springboard dropkick on Rock who had a sharpshooter on Ki. Rey dropkicks Austin and Daniels. Rey attempts a top rope moonsault on Benoit but is caught and receives a massive German Suplex. Rock tries a spinebuster on Daniels but Daniels counters in to a DDT. Austin is stomping a mudhole on Ki when the countdown starts...

5, 4, 3, 2, 1...

Still in: (6): The Rock, Steve Austin, Chris Benoit, Christopher Daniels, Lo Ki and Rey Mysterio.

Eliminated: (1): Giant Gonzales

[Fanny Batter]

Out comes American Dragon Bryan Danielson. AmDrag, being an endurance wrestler, takes his time getting into the ring, letting the individual battles continue. He gets in the ring and hits a roaring elbow on an unsuspecting Daniels. Mysterio goes for a springboard dropkick and gets kicked in the face for his troubles. Danielson and Ki trade strikes before Rock and Austin brawl with them respectively. The countdown starts.

5, 4, 3, 2, 1...

Still in: (7): The Rock, Steve Austin, Chris Benoit, Christopher Daniels, Lo Ki, Rey Mysterio and Bryan Danielson.

Eliminated: (1): Giant Gonzales

[FaSho34]

It's the Monster Abyss! He rolls in the ring, as Daniels runs at him, and he hits a Blackhole Slam. The Rock hits a Spinebuster on Lo Ki, and runs into a huge boot by Abyss. Then Rey Mysterio jumps off of the top rope, only to get chokeslamed out of the ring by Abyss, the next competitor is coming...

5, 4, 3, 2, 1...

Still in: (7): The Rock, Steve Austin, Chris Benoit, Christopher Daniels, Lo Ki, Bryan Danielson, and Abyss

Eliminated: (1): Giant Gonzales, Rey Mysterio

[wardy]

It's Harvey Whippleman and he has recently been to the gym a couple of times and is looking buff.
He grabs The Rock, Steve Austin and Chris Benoit with each arm and tosses them all out. He then goes under the bottom rope and has (protected) sex with Lilian Garcia and shoots his load all over Michael Cole and to a lesser extent JR. Next he jumps back into the ring and throws Abyss out with a schoolboy. Then he sits in the corner and watches everybody else fight and sparks up a cigarette. He leaves pretends to offer Chris Daniels 2s but puts it out in his eye and throws him over.
He then sneezes and the other 2 guys go out and Whippleman falls out as well for the hell of it.

Still in: No cunt.

Eliminated: Every cunt.

[Esoteric]

5...4...3...2...1

out comes Ernest "the cat" miller he dances and dances and dances away

until 5...4...3...2...1

Still in: Ernest "the Cat" Miller

Eliminated: Giant Gonzales, Rey Mysterio, The Rock, Steve Austin, Chris Benoit, Christopher Daniels, Lo Ki, Bryan Danielson, Harvey Whippleman and Abyss

[pompeyduck]

Here comes Ron 'The Truth' Killings. And he stops The Cat from dancing and we're going have a dance off!! "ITS ON!" flashes up on the RajahTron, as The Turth and The Cat exchange killer moves to the funkiest of soul beats then the angriest of hip hop beats. The two dance on, who is gonna win??

5, 4, 3, 2, 1....

Still In (2): Ernest "The Cat" Miller and Ron "The Truth" Killings
Eliminated (10): Giant Gonzales, Rey Mysterio, The Rock, Steve Austin, Chris Benoit, Christopher Daniels, Lo Ki, Bryan Danielson, Harvey Whippleman and Abyss

[wolferine]

Out comes Disco Inferno and it becomes a 3 way dance. The 3 take it in turns to show the crowd what they can do. WOW its really action packed when from out of nowhere Ernest "The Cat" Miller hits Disco Inferno from behind and the pushes Ron "The Truth" Killings over the top rope. Ron "The Truth" Killings holds on as The Cat celebrates. Here comes the next entrant...

5, 4, 3, 2, 1....

Still In (3): Ernest "The Cat" Miller, Ron "The Truth" Killings and Disco Inferno
Eliminated (10): Giant Gonzales, Rey Mysterio, The Rock, Steve Austin, Chris Benoit, Christopher Daniels, Lo Ki, Bryan Danielson, Harvey Whippleman and Abyss