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DeMoN
March 25th, 2006, 1:59 PM
Pretty simple name the quote (actor/character & movie) then give another.
And I start with a simple one.

"Are you gonna bark all day little doggie, or are you gonna bite?"

Big_Dre
March 25th, 2006, 7:05 PM
Michael Madsen/Vic from "Reservoir Dogs"

"My grandpa asked me one time if I care whether I live or die. Yeah I do.... Now it's too late."

PMBR
March 25th, 2006, 7:23 PM
Tyrin Turner/Caine - Menace II Society

"The Devil jipped me for a hamburger"

eugenespeed
March 25th, 2006, 7:31 PM
Brendan Fraser / Elliot Richards - Bedazzled

"Lovely lovely smelly dog poo"

tlk23
March 25th, 2006, 7:32 PM
Brendon frasier in Bedazzled

"Footlongggg! Who's got the Footlongggggg!

eugenespeed
March 25th, 2006, 7:37 PM
Jeff Daniels / Harry Dunne - Dumb and Dumber

Go back to my original quote: "Lovely lovely smelly dog poo"

PMBR
March 25th, 2006, 7:39 PM
Harry - Jeff Daniels - Dumb and Dumber

"Youre gonna have to do better than that Steven. Steven. Steven. My lisp is gone. You stupid son of a bitch"

PMBR
March 25th, 2006, 7:41 PM
Drop Dead Fred but I dont remember who says it

"Youre gonna have to do better than that Steven. Steven. Steven. My lisp is gone. You stupid son of a bitch"

tlk23
March 25th, 2006, 7:48 PM
Jim Carrey in CableGuy

"If you think your excitied you should feel my nipples"
not exact but close enough.

PMBR
March 25th, 2006, 8:16 PM
Ok if you are gonna play the quote game, get the quote right.

Bob Costas - BASEketball

The quote that he says is
"You're excited? Feel these nipples"

"You want a prediction about the weather, you're asking the wrong Phil. I'll give you a winter prediction: It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life."

Myron Hardy
March 25th, 2006, 8:22 PM
I'm going to take a guess since I'm not sure, but Nicholas Cage in Weatherman?

PMBR
March 25th, 2006, 8:22 PM
nope

tlk23
March 25th, 2006, 10:46 PM
Bill Murry in Groundhogs Day

"You're like a miniature, harry Budda. So wise............. Come on. Lets get on our PJ's."

Hells Bells
March 25th, 2006, 11:29 PM
Anchorman


"I am the devil, now kindly undo these straps"

Sparky
March 25th, 2006, 11:56 PM
Exorcist (Regan McNeal/Linda Blair)

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."

Pablo22
March 26th, 2006, 8:23 AM
Ferris Bueller\Matthew Broderick

"Well I got her number, how do you like them apples!"

tlk23
March 26th, 2006, 3:00 PM
Will from Good Will Hunting

"I always feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out!"

Gyoza
March 26th, 2006, 3:32 PM
Billy Madison, said by Adam Sandler playing the titular character.


"And now... now, what joy will I have left to live for?"

eugenespeed
March 26th, 2006, 3:35 PM
(I'll say that my quote was Fred, as played by Rik Mayall in the film Drop Dead Fred, but since the game has continued, meh :yes: )

PMBR
March 27th, 2006, 8:03 AM
Oldboy - Woo-jin Lee - Ji-tae Yu


"Yeah, well the days of me forgetting are over, and the days of me remembering have just begun."

DeMoN
March 27th, 2006, 10:51 AM
Pulp Fiction - Tim roth(pumpkin/ringo)

"Well, as of this moment, they're on DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION"

PMBR
March 27th, 2006, 11:18 AM
Animal House - Dean Wermor - John Vernon

Glad to see an Animal House quote finally got used.

"You're right. I suck dick for money."

tlk23
March 27th, 2006, 8:55 PM
Ricky Fitts from American Beauty

"Suzanne sucks pussy. She's a dyke. I know. I know. A lesbian."

Sancty
March 28th, 2006, 12:07 AM
Reggie Dunlop: Slap Shot

Female Voice: Honey who are you talking to
Male Vocie: My Mom
Female Voice: But Your Mom's Dead
Male Voice: I know, it's really weird.

Not exact, partially to stop all the googlers.

Gyoza
March 30th, 2006, 5:44 AM
Good on you for ruining the game, mate. Use a line, not dialogue.

"Christmas Eve, 12 years ago. She was on her way to the mall. I was supposed to have gone with her. We hadn't started our Christmas Shopping yet. But it was gonna be simple. Just some stuff for our parents. Money was tight and shopping was a hassle anyway. We even promised not to give each other gifts. On the way, there was a car that had broken down, so Mallory pulled over to help. I always told her she was such a busy body, but she just called it being nice. She got out and asked if everything was all right, or something stupid. Anyway, It was a scam. Bunch of punk kids stealing cars. They shot her. I was stuck at the office wrapping Christmas gifts for my boss. Lot of gifts. We'd had a good year that year. I was there till three a.m. And the whole time, I'm thinking to myself 'Oh Boy. She is gonna be pissed. When I get home, I am a dead man.' Anyway, I got home, got the message, went down to the hospital to identify her. It was a whole week into the New Year before I found them. These stupid wind-up toys and a note. 'In the constant rat-race of life, don't ever forget to unwind.' She was never really any good at writing notes. You think you know it all, don't you? You're 25 years old. You're a baby. You don't know shit. Look, I can appreciate this. I was young too. I felt just like you. Hated authority. Hated all my bosses, thought they were full of shit. Look, it's like they say. 'If you're not a rebel by the age of 20, you got no heart, but if you haven't turned establishment by 30, you've got no brains!' Because there are no storybook romances, no fairytale endings. So before you run out and change the world, ask yourself" 'What do you really want?' Don't come preaching to me about your idea of what's fair. Because you're no martyr here. You're no hero. You're just a fucking hypocrite. You're just like any other punk kid out there, looking for a way in, any way in, and you need me. What, you think someone just handed me this job? I've handled the phones. I've juggled the bimbos. I've- I've put up with the tyrants, the yellers, the screamers. I've done more than you can even imagine in that small mind of yours. I've paid my dues... Dammit, it's my turn to be selfish. It's my turn. See that's the trouble with your fucking MTV, microwave dinner generation. You all want it now. You think you deserve it just because you want it? It doesn't work like that. You have to earn it. You have to take it. You have to make it yours. But first, Guy, you need to decide what it is you really want. You wanna go back to your shitty little existence? Go ahead, leave. There's the door. No one's stopping you. You could have left any day, but you stayed. So let's forget the Dudley-damn-do-right crap. Because out here its kill your parents, fuck your friends, and have a nice day! Look, I don't make the rules. I play by them. What, your job is unfair to you? Grow up, way it goes. People use you? Life's unfair? Grow up, way it goes. Your girlfriend doesn't love you? Tough shit, way it goes. Your wife gets raped, and shot, and they leave their unfinished beers- Their- their stinking long-necks... just lying there on the ground... So be it. Way it goes."

PMBR
March 30th, 2006, 8:10 AM
Sanctimonious SOB - You can't play a quote game by improperly quoting someone. Thats not quoting. Thats paraphrasing.

Gyoza - I'm a Kevin Spacey mark. Thank you so much for that phenomenal monologue from Swimming With Sharks.

"Socrates was ugly, Plato was fat, and, um, and Aristotle was a prissy dresser!"

Gyoza
March 31st, 2006, 5:35 AM
Kevin Spacey as David Gale in The Life of David Gale


"You slow down, dickhead! I'm the one dying!"

Repo
March 31st, 2006, 5:55 AM
Escape from L.A. - Kurt Russell

"I eat green berets for breakfast. And right now I'm very hungry."

PMBR
March 31st, 2006, 7:49 AM
Swartzenegger - Commando

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."

DeMoN
March 31st, 2006, 10:14 AM
Lloyd Bridges - Airplane

"On a similar note I must confess to you, I'm giving very serious thought... to eating your wife."

PMBR
March 31st, 2006, 10:19 AM
Anthony Hopkins as Hannibal Lecter. I cant remember which film that is from but I'll take a guess and say "Hannibal"

"Hey, nice bulbs, Emily. Oh, and I don't mean that metaphorically."

DeMoN
April 5th, 2006, 7:45 PM
Will Ferrell - A Night at the Roxbury

"The older you get, the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin', man. L-I-V-I-N."

relentless
April 6th, 2006, 10:32 AM
Wooderson, Dazed and confused


" Did you see his hair? Motherfucker looked like predator"!

PMBR
April 6th, 2006, 10:45 AM
Booty Call - whoever played Listerine

Speaking of that terrible movie, why was she named after mouthwash?


"You know, tar actually sticks to some people"

PMBR
April 8th, 2006, 9:05 PM
OK its been a couple days so I'll go ahead and do a new one.

The last quote is by Danny Madigan in the movie Last Action Hero


"I felt like destroying something beautiful"

Underdog
April 8th, 2006, 9:23 PM
edward norton in fight club.


an easy one -
"Ain't got time to bleed"

Slim Shady
April 8th, 2006, 9:25 PM
Jesse Ventura -- Preditor (I know I botched the spelling)

"Hey baby.. You ever have your asshole licked by a fatman in an overcoat?"

Myron Hardy
April 8th, 2006, 10:25 PM
Jay - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

"Good enough to fuck your mother!"

Rip
April 9th, 2006, 3:53 AM
Mac - Super Troopers

"Why don't you wake up and smell what you shovel in?"

iLLu51on VII
April 9th, 2006, 4:13 AM
Die Hard

"Have you ever had a dream, that you were so sure was real?"

Rip
April 9th, 2006, 4:24 AM
Morpheus - Matrix

To be brutally honest, I think you have a morbid desire to burn in hell

iLLu51on VII
April 9th, 2006, 4:47 AM
Alex ~ Along Came A Spider

"I get ten dollars for cars. I get twenty dollars for limos. What the Hell is this?!"

Gyoza
April 9th, 2006, 5:19 AM
That's from Beverly Hills Cop 2, uttered by a Parking Attendant


"This is where mechanical excellence and one-thousand four-hundred horsepower pays off."

iLLu51on VII
April 9th, 2006, 5:39 AM
Mr. Eddy ~ Lost Highway

"Mrs Spalding, you are the victim of unbridled greed"

Esoteric
April 10th, 2006, 7:15 AM
Sally Field Places in the Heart - 1984 (http://www.moviequotes.com/repository.cgi?pg=3&tt=76421)

"Life is Dissapointing"

PMBR
April 11th, 2006, 2:18 PM
"Cabaret" said by the Master of Ceremonies


"See that girl over there in the red? Say "hi" to her and she's yours. She'll have her legs around you so tight you'll be begging for mercy. "

relentless
April 11th, 2006, 2:56 PM
"Cabaret" said by the Master of Ceremonies


"See that girl over there in the red? Say "hi" to her and she's yours. She'll have her legs around you so tight you'll be begging for mercy. "

Big - Scotty

You know, Frederic fucking Chopin.

Gyoza
April 11th, 2006, 3:36 PM
Doc Holliday (Val Kilmer) in Tombstone.

"No, let me go! I've got tides to regulate! Comets to direct! I don't have time for flatulence and orgasms!"

Rip
April 12th, 2006, 9:51 AM
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen - King of the Moon

"Who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques?"

Esoteric
April 12th, 2006, 11:57 AM
"Cabaret" said by the Master of Ceremonies


"See that girl over there in the red? Say "hi" to her and she's yours. She'll have her legs around you so tight you'll be begging for mercy. "

It's Actually from Tokyo Story but either way anyway back to the game



posted by Rip
"Who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques?"

PMBR
April 13th, 2006, 4:18 AM
It's Actually from Tokyo Story but either way anyway back to the game
Excuse me for using a quote from one of the biggest productions of all time (winning 8 oscars) as opposed to a Japanese film that used the same line.

Ol' Double Hard
April 13th, 2006, 4:31 AM
I got two pistols one for the both of ya

Gyoza
April 13th, 2006, 4:55 AM
Doc Holliday in Tombstone.

"Suck my spinning steel, shithead!"

bionic_redneck
April 13th, 2006, 5:03 AM
Derek from Bad Taste

"Lately I've been filled with the knowledge that the killer will strike again."

Gyoza
April 13th, 2006, 5:10 AM
Cooper (Kyle MacLachlan) in Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me

"All the best people have bad chests and bone diseases. It's all frightfully romantic."

bionic_redneck
April 13th, 2006, 5:19 AM
Kate Winslets character (can't remember her name) in Heavenly creatures.

"No, no. No, see this is a really shit idea. You know why? Because it's really obviously a shit idea."

Gyoza
April 13th, 2006, 5:32 AM
Jim (Cilliam Murphy) in 28 Days Later

"AAGGHH! I look like fuckin' Stevie Nicks in hippie clothes!"

bionic_redneck
April 13th, 2006, 5:40 AM
Ha. Nancy from Sid And Nancy

"No, it is not dangerous to confuse children with angels."

relentless
April 13th, 2006, 8:36 PM
Ha. Nancy from Sid And Nancy


"No, it is not dangerous to confuse children with angels."

Donnie smith - Magnolia

"You look like a fuckin hippie with hair that long".

iLLu51on VII
April 14th, 2006, 4:37 AM
Hando - Romper Stomper

"A farmer may become a hunchback but it's rare for a hunchback to become a farmer."

bionic_redneck
April 14th, 2006, 6:29 AM
Cesar from Jean De Florette

"What I am saying to you, is that you are the kind of club-toting, raw-meat-eating, Me-Tarzan-You-Jane-ing big bald bubblehead who can only count to ten if he's barefoot or wearing sandals."

viva_la_raza
April 14th, 2006, 2:10 PM
Sanka from Cool Runnings (awesome film might I add)

"You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat!"

bionic_redneck
April 14th, 2006, 2:30 PM
Patches O'Houlihan From Dodgeball

"No wonder this circuit failed. It says "Made in Japan"."

OceansMafia
April 14th, 2006, 3:31 PM
Back to the Future Part III - Young Doc

"Now you know this don't look natural Coach. now you know it don't... I look like I just jacked off an elephant."

iLLu51on VII
April 14th, 2006, 3:43 PM
Clifford Franklin - The Replacements

"There Coming to get you Barbara"

Gyoza
April 14th, 2006, 4:19 PM
That twattish brother at the start of Night of the Living Dead.


"When the rabbit of chaos is pursued by the ferret of disorder through the fields of anarchy, it is time to hang your pants on the hook of darkness. Whether they're clean or not."

bionic_redneck
April 14th, 2006, 4:24 PM
The Chief from Spiceworld

"You're going to have to work for your meal."

iLLu51on VII
April 14th, 2006, 4:28 PM
Kaplan - Resident Evil

"Words create lies, Pain can be trusted"

bionic_redneck
April 14th, 2006, 4:31 PM
Asami from Ôdishon

"This is the note. Listen. "Richard Parker and I stole this money from the company to pay for my sex-change operation.""

iLLu51on VII
April 14th, 2006, 4:37 PM
Richard Parker - weekend at Bernies

"those who dont apreciate life do not deserve to live"

bionic_redneck
April 14th, 2006, 4:42 PM
Colonel Jessop from A Few Good Men

"Son of a bitch is dug in like an Alabama tick."

iLLu51on VII
April 14th, 2006, 4:47 PM
It was actually Jigsaw from Saw...

Blain - Predator

"Here comes the black foot"

bionic_redneck
April 14th, 2006, 4:55 PM
Can't remember the characters name, from Mr Deeds though.

"Fucker gets more pussy than a toilet seat."

iLLu51on VII
April 14th, 2006, 4:57 PM
Ed - Lost Highway

"Teryaki chicken. Tery... aki chicken. Soup? Soup... soup... Chicken noodle...? Cookies. Pudding. PUDDING!"

bionic_redneck
April 14th, 2006, 5:00 PM
Barry from Punch Drunk Love (Great Movie)

"Appy-polly-loggies. I had something of a pain in my gulliver so I had to sleep. I was not awakened when I gave orders for awakening."

iLLu51on VII
April 14th, 2006, 5:02 PM
Alex - Clockwork Orange

"Did you give her the motorboat? Huh? Brrrrrrrrrrr! You did! You motorboatin’ son of a bitch! You old sailor, you!"

bionic_redneck
April 14th, 2006, 5:05 PM
The dude from the wedding crashers, can't remember his name.

"Then let's head on down into that cellar and carve ourselves a witch."

iLLu51on VII
April 14th, 2006, 5:07 PM
Ash - Evil Dead 2

"By the way, Its says BALLS on your face"

bionic_redneck
April 14th, 2006, 5:09 PM
Tim from Garden State

"You're such a heathen, Jezzie. How'd I ever get involved with such a fuckin' ninny?"

iLLu51on VII
April 14th, 2006, 5:11 PM
Jacob - Jacob's Ladder

"Linda if this is a joke, I'll kill you!"

bionic_redneck
April 14th, 2006, 5:13 PM
Laurie from Halloween

"Excuse me if this off the subject a little bit, but just take a guess at how much I can bench press. Come on, what do you think? Take a guess. 315 pounds, maxing out at 400!"

iLLu51on VII
April 14th, 2006, 5:15 PM
Buck - best In Show

"Then what is he? Tell me! What the hell are we dealing with here?"

bionic_redneck
April 14th, 2006, 5:17 PM
The Sheriff from Halloween 4

"Am I a good man? Or a bad man?"

iLLu51on VII
April 14th, 2006, 5:25 PM
Some guy from Elephant man

"I do love a good joke and this is the best ever: a joke on the children."

bionic_redneck
April 14th, 2006, 5:27 PM
Conal from Halloween 3

"What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!"

iLLu51on VII
April 14th, 2006, 5:30 PM
Great movie!!!! Scarface

"The National Guard will be here in the morning to take him to a maximum-security facility, where he'll stay until the day he dies."

bionic_redneck
April 14th, 2006, 5:32 PM
Sheriff from Halloween 5

"Don't answer that. My society photographer got hit in the head by a polo ball. You're all I got. Big party tonight for an American hero, my son the astronaut."

iLLu51on VII
April 14th, 2006, 5:33 PM
Jameson - Spider man 2

"You should have buried me, Im not dead"

bionic_redneck
April 14th, 2006, 5:36 PM
Freddy from NOES 4

"If real is what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain."

iLLu51on VII
April 14th, 2006, 5:39 PM
Morpheus - Matrix

"Fuck politics. We're here. All the rest is bullshit."

bionic_redneck
April 14th, 2006, 5:41 PM
Troy from Jarhead

"Get your tail-light fixed."

iLLu51on VII
April 14th, 2006, 5:47 PM
Chris Vaughn - Walking Tall

"Convenient, the door being open when you didn't have a key, eh?"

bionic_redneck
April 14th, 2006, 5:51 PM
Eddie from the Big Sleep

"I knew you'd escape. They haven't built a circuit that could hold you!"

iLLu51on VII
April 14th, 2006, 5:53 PM
Yori - Tron

"you know, I can remember so much. The Feel of the world....Her"

bionic_redneck
April 14th, 2006, 5:57 PM
Leonard from Momento

"She's letting me stay here while she's working on a movie that's being made in Canada. But I guess you already know that. Well, I couldn't afford a place like this in a million years... unless, of course, I'm discovered and become a movie star. Of course, I'd rather be known as a great actress than a movie star. But, you know, sometimes people end up being both. So that is, I guess you'd say, sort of why I came here."

iLLu51on VII
April 14th, 2006, 6:00 PM
Betty - Moholland Dr.

"Buck up - never say die. We'll get along."

bionic_redneck
April 14th, 2006, 6:02 PM
Some guy from Modern Times

"If you lose this war don't blame me."

iLLu51on VII
April 14th, 2006, 6:04 PM
Johnnie - The General

"Why did you throw Michael's things away?"

bionic_redneck
April 14th, 2006, 6:07 PM
Helene from Repulsion

"You might as well know right off the bat, I had a vasectomy."

Gyoza
April 14th, 2006, 7:56 PM
Harvey Pekar (Paul Giamatti) in American Splendor


"So, you want to know what the best lay I ever had? Right. That's easy, it's me. Nobody gives me more pleasure than I give myself "

Rip
April 16th, 2006, 2:49 AM
Your Friends and Neighbours - Barry

'Hell, I need you. I'm a mess without ya. I miss you so damn much. I miss being with you. I miss being near you! I miss your laugh! I miss - I miss your scent. I miss your musk. When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together'

Gyoza
April 16th, 2006, 5:40 AM
Champ Kind (David Koechner) in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

"What do you know about it? Who are you anyway? Who are you? Criminals. Are you proud of yourselves? Proud of breaking safes or cheating at cards, things you can just as well keep your fingers off. You wouldn't need to do all that if you'd learn a proper trade. Or if you'd work but if you weren't a bunch of lazy bastards... but I - I can't help myself... I have no control over this. This evil thing inside me, the fire, the voices, the torment! Its there all the time... driving me to wander the streets, following me silently, but I can feel it there - it's me, pursuing myself. I want to escape, to escape from myself but it's impossible ... I can't escape, I have to obey it, I have to run endless streets. I want to escape, to get away and I'm pursued by ghosts... ghosts of mothers and of those children, they never leave me, they are there, always there, always, always except when I do it - when I... then I can't remember anything and afterwards I see those posters and read what I've done. Did I do that? But I can't remember anything about it, but who will believe me? Who knows what its like to be me? How I'm forced to act - how I must- must - don't want to- but must - and then a voice screams - I can't bear to hear it - I can't go on, I can't go on..."

Rip
April 17th, 2006, 3:26 AM
'M' - Hans Beckert

In matters of aggression, we have given them absolute power over us ... this power cannot be revoked. At the first sign of violence, they act automatically against the aggressor. The penalty for provoking their action is too terrible to risk. The result is, we live in peace; without arms or armies, secure in the knowledge that we are free from aggression and war. Free to pursue more profitable enterprises. Now, we do not pretend to have achieved perfection, but we do have a system, and it works

iLLu51on VII
April 17th, 2006, 5:08 AM
Klaatu - The Day The Earth Stood Still

"Remember, remember, the fifth of novmember"


(Which so happens to be my b day!)

Gyoza
April 17th, 2006, 5:15 AM
V (Hugo Weaving) in V for Vendetta

"What happens to a man when he loses everything? Everything he's worked for... everything he believes in? Driven from his home... cast out of society... how can he survive? Where can he go? New York City! For centuries people have come to New York seeking refuge from their troubled lives. Now I am one of them."

bionic_redneck
April 17th, 2006, 5:23 AM
Jim from Election

"There are two types of people in this world: Those who like Neil Diamond, and those who don't. My ex-wife loves him."

Gyoza
April 17th, 2006, 5:41 AM
Bob Wiley (Bill Murray) in What About Bob?

"Who's going to believe a talking head? Get a job in a sideshow."

iLLu51on VII
April 17th, 2006, 5:44 AM
Herbet West - Re-Animator

"Trust me, Everyone is less mysterious than they think they are."

Gyoza
April 17th, 2006, 5:59 AM
Claire Colburn in Elizabethtown

"They wanted me to examine my life. I mean, this is it. It's about you right now. I'm thinking about you."

bionic_redneck
April 17th, 2006, 6:01 AM
Lucy - High Art

"Don't you talk back to me! You show me some respect! Without people like me, you're nothing! We're the ones that get you your 40 fuckin' million!"

Defrost
April 18th, 2006, 1:39 AM
Gil Renard: The Fan

Perhaps they need a good talking to, if you don't mind my saying so. Perhaps a bit more. My girls, sir, they didn't care for the Overlook at first. One of them actually stole a pack of matches, and tried to burn it down. But I "corrected" them sir. And when my wife tried to prevent me from doing my duty, I "corrected" her.

Gyoza
April 18th, 2006, 4:17 AM
Lloyd from The Shining.

"Why don't you just tie a mattress to your back? You don't care where it is, do you?"

bionic_redneck
April 18th, 2006, 5:44 AM
Swan - The Warriors

"Rule one: Music created sonic vibrations. Vibrations jiggle spooj dust into the air. It gets into the air, it gets into your lungs. This music you plannin' on listening to?"

PMBR
April 19th, 2006, 8:12 AM
Henry - Session 9

Put him in a straightjacket and give him an enima. No, wait. Give him an enima first, then put him in a straightjacket.

iLLu51on VII
April 19th, 2006, 8:24 PM
Sean - Good Will Hunting


"I can't go back in there. It's all hating faces that I have to chop up with a machete!"

PMBR
April 20th, 2006, 6:47 AM
Sean - Good Will Hunting

Incorrect. Try again.

"Put him in a straightjacket and give him an enima. No, wait. Give him an enima first, then put him in a straightjacket."

PMBR
April 23rd, 2006, 5:03 AM
Ok, its been a couple days. The above quote is from Dracula Dead And Loving It.

"I can't go back in there. It's all hating faces that I have to chop up with a machete!"

Sparky
April 23rd, 2006, 6:07 AM
Albert from I <3 Huckabees.

You know how I know you're gay? You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says, "I love it when balls are in my face."

relentless
April 27th, 2006, 9:16 AM
Albert from I <3 Huckabees.

You know how I know you're gay? You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says, "I love it when balls are in my face."

David - The 40 year old virgin.

Ten minutes at Elton John's and you're as gay as a maypole?