Rajah Simulation Alliance: Version 2

[Slare]

Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to the pinnacle of sports entertainment.

Welcome to the place where we will take the best of RWC, RSL, RSW and the Original RSA, and blend them together in a coctail of sexiness.

Welcome to RAJAH SIMULATION ALLIANCE: VERSION 2 "A NEW SOCIETY"

Same as always lads, new people always welcome.

We will kick things off big style with and upcoming PPV.....DESTINY

Roster:

Slare: Moveset Goldberg, finisher STD and Frog Splash

Aeida:Moveset Randy Orton Finishers Burning Hammer and Spear

OceansMafia:Moveset Undertaker Finishers F-5 and Last Ride

Oni Chann: Moveset Finishers Crucifix Bomb and Crossface

Jam-Bomb: Moveset Rey Mysterio Finishers Unprettier and Piledriver

Funazz:Moveset Chris Jericho Finishers DDT 20 and Shooting Star Press

Dazz:Moveset Chris Benoit Finishers Sweet Chin Music Ultimo Dragon DDT

Punisher: Moveset Kane Finishers Powerbomb to Facebuster and The Punishment

Matt Vallance:Moveset Randy Orton Finishers RKO

Mikey Jones:Moveset Undertaker Finishers Moonsault and TigerBomb

Mortis: Moveset Kane Finishers Torture Rack and The Execution

Nattydred:Moveset John Cena Finishers Stunner and 5* Frog Splash

Chris Lemchi:Moveset Triple H Finishers Pedigree and Stunner

Bruno:Moveset Chris Jericho Finishers SuperKick and Death Valley Driver

Holy_Hopkins: Moveset Goldberg Finishers Jackhammer and Angle Slam

Nightmare:

Cole Parker:

Norman Zook:

Rip: Kurt angle. Pendulum and ripper

Toysailor:Moveset ? Finishers Pirates Hook(Roundhouse Dropkick) and Belaying Pin(Dragon Suplex)

FaSho:Moveset Brock Lesnar Finishers F-5 and Protoplex

OpportunityKnocks: Moveset Batista Finishers Piledriver and Unprettier

TripleB: Moveset Mick Foley Finishers Mandible Claw and Chokeslam

Marajuana:Moveset RVD Finishers Crossface and Shooting Star Press

Benpass:Moveset Batista Finishers Buzzsaw Kick and Tiger Driver 4

Timesplitter:Moveset Edge Finishers Edgecution and Shooting Star Press

The Dunc:

Bad News Brown:



Rajah Simulation Alliance Undisputed Title-
Jam-Bomb July
StoneColdChris
Dazz

Rajah Simulation Alliance International Title-
OceansMafia
Matt Vallance
Mikey Jones
FaSho
Matt Vallance
Aeida

Rajah Simulation Alliance Tag-Team Titles-
ShoTime(Timesplitter and FaSho) July 3rd-?
Aeida and Timesplitter
PimpMafia
Hopkins/Nightmare
Zook/Parker
Mikey Jones/Rip

[Slare]

Destiny
RSA Title
Dazz vs. Nattydred = Natty

International Title
Aeida vs. Punisher = available

RSA Tag Team Titles
Mikey Jones and Rip vs. Norman Zook and Cole Parker = punisher

Legend vs. Legend Killer
Slare vs. Matt Vallance = Stealth

Hopkins vs. Nightmare = Available

Funazz vs Bruno = Natty
Hardcore

[Slare]

I reckon the bes tthing to do would be to repost your favourite promos or whatever in here regarding the PPV.

The night before we will have the unveiling of the RSA awards which I guess mikey will handle.

[Mikey_Jones]

Me? Sure thing.

The deadline for voting will be 26th March.

Awards will be posted next day.

[viva_la_raza]

Destiny

There has never been a more appropriatly named PPV in the history of this business

For about 15 months now, my career, my life, has been leading somewhere. I have followed this trail, sometimes over flat gentle roads, other times over trecherous, mountainous roads that ended up sidetracking me. But at the end of the day, I have persevered, pushed on, and eventually after all the sweat, tears, blood and anger, all the feuds, all the matches all the nights where I could barely walk in the morning, I finally have my goal in my sights.

In RWC they called me 'The Future'. I sold shirts, cups, hats, you name it, I sold it. But that was not enough. I could entertain those fans all day and all night, and I could stand in an arena all night just feeding off of that energy that they give me, that rush of adrenaline. Those fans deserve somthing, they deserve a new reason to shout my name and to buy that merchandise. No longer will I be "the nearly man", or the man who never quite made it to the top, where he was meant to be, but I will be the man who overcame all those obstacles laid out in front of him and became RSA Champion. Those fans are the best damn fans in the whole entire industry, in one moment they can love you, in one moment they can turn against you, thankfully I have never experienced the latter and now I think those fans deserve some sort of pay back for all of their months and months of loyalty towards me.

Dazz, I hope you were scouting as I defeated Parker as I tore that beast apart, because I am going to move like somthing you have never seen before. I am a man possessed, every second I do not hold that title the desire eats away inside of me, ripping my flesh from the bone. I'm coming for that title Dazz, you've known that for long enough. And after al this talk, all of those beatdowns, all of that debating, I guess we really will see, who was the real deal from the Regime.

And more importantly we will see who can achieve destiny

Good luck Dazz, may the best man win

[viva_la_raza]

I edited that post slightly, but thought I may as well post it in here as well.

Will the old thread be deleted then?

By the way, could you change my moveset to Shelton Benjamin please?

Grazie

[Tha Kyd]

Slare, would it be possible to change my moveset to Shawn Micheals and my finishers to DDT 20 and the Shelley Shock?

[Mikey_Jones]

And can you change mine to RVD please?

Thanks

[SheltonLondon]

Slare, I can't remember exactly what my moveset was but I believe it was Batista, Brock Lesnar or Test, depending on what game you are choosing from.

Finisher = Final Statement, which is pretty much an F-U but with an arm draped across the opponents throat. Also use the Last Resort which is like a brainbuster piledriver sorta thing, can explain if you need me to.

Thought I'd repost this and keep it fresh in the memory :D


Well, well........ a new owner, another man who will not fail to notice the prodigous talent that is.......... Cole Parker.

A new owner perhaps calls for a new era, a new star, a new figurehead for the promotion. Perhaps now that we have Slare in charge real talent such as myself will be truly appreciated.... and rewarded for being as gifted as I am.

No offence to Zook, but my talent speaks for itself, and I am most definitely above facing the likes of Rip and Mr Jones. It offers nothing to the crowd to see a talent as great as me, in the ring with two no talent schmucks. The fans want to see Cole Parker in his rightful place at the top of the mountain, they want a new era.

People, me included, are sick of the same washed up 'superstars' being at the top of this promotion, men who couldn't even hold a candle to the likes of Cole Parker are holding the most prestigious belts in the federation..... whereas I am stuck booked in the cesspit that is the Tag Division.

I'm sure everyone would agree that my short tenure in this federation has shown that I can be the dominant force, the man that everyone wants to beat, the man who everyone...... strives to be.

Come Destiny, I'll see if I bring my a-game to the table, but to be quite frank........ its not really necessary with Jones and Rip. If I feel like re-gaining the Tag Titles, then I will....... if I feel like walking away then I will. One thing is for sure, from now on I'm doing things my way, and my star is rising to the top, no matter who attempts to keep me down.

RSA................. be ready, because if you're not ready........... hell, you may aswell be dead already.

[Dazz]

My second finisher is the Swanton Bomb

[Holy_Hopkins]

Can you scrap the Hopkins vs Nightmare match from Destiny....

I'll do a promo or something after the PPV sometime, pretty pointless to do one now as everyone is busy... Suppose I could bum myself and the RWC PPV but I'm rather lazy...

[StoneColdChris]

Hey I already did RSA awards, why is Mikey doing another one

[Mikey_Jones]

I dunno :s

I think Slare meant I was judging them....

I dunno....

[FaSho34]

Give me something to fill out, and I am back in

[Punisher]

RSA: Version 2. Sounds good. Has a nice ring too it. I reckon that this business will be going places without Jam-Bomb. I think that finally we can get to where we belong. The top of the wrestling food chain.

And it all starts at Destiny. Where people will meet their destiny. Maybe it will be their destiny of losing. Maybe it will be their destiny of winning. Who knows. Vallence back in RSA Version 1 I saw you say something about how I haven't done anything yet. I sat back and listened and....you were right.

Dammit I hate to admit it but Matt Vallence is right. What have I done? I haven't won the big one. But at Destiny that all changes. At Destiny, it may not be the money making match. It may not be the main event.

But it is the International Championship. And I need a title. Because I haven't won shit yet...

Vallence, thanks for opening my eyes. You've just made me hungrier. Hungrier than I have ever been. You have opened a new punisher. No mercy. No remorse. It's time to get serious. I want what's mine Aeida. THE INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP. And I am going to get it...because I am the Punisher....and I like to punish people.

[FaSho34]

Ok fine, I will make my own...

"Mr. Broadway" Fa Sho (please no gay jokes, I would greatly appreciate it)
6'1"
239
Moveset: Rob Van Dam
Finishers: Superstar (Shooting Star Press)
Sho Down! (99 Crusher)

Signature Move: Going Broadway: Running STO

New Moveset

[Takerholic]

Norman Zook
6'4
285
Moveset-Jeff Hardy
Finishers- Shockwave(Ibeyso Drop)-------Screwdriver(Twist of Fate)

[V-Line]

Destiny is almost upon us..............my Destiny to forever be known as The Legend Killer!

But before I speak about my opponent, Slare, I would like to address the rest of RSA.
It's about time............about time you all realized I am the future of RSA, the next main event star of the world.
I took you idiotic so called superstars this long for you to realize just how much better I am than all of you?
I may be arrogant, cocky, self-centered, you name it but It gets me to the top.
While all you guys kiss the fans asses every chance you get, I tell it like it is, and that is I'm without a doubt The Epitomy of Greatness.

We have guys like Punisher calling me things like an "Over-rated Punk" and Rip calling out every man and his dog out to fight his unproved ass. You guys need to get results before you think you are better than anyone. I don't really need to, my Destiny is alredy written.

We have hotshots like Aeida and Jones who think a liitle taste of Gold makes them a star.
Aeida, you have looked like a bitch during our feud with me kicking you ass day in day out, and you stealing and retaining you title. You are not in my league my fellow Aussie and you need to get used to that.
Jones, I thought you had promise, winning the IN Title fairly quickly and holding for the longest on record, even longer than The man of Destiny. But then you seemed to drift into the lower card after you lossed and now find yourself teaming with Mr.Whiner, Rip (Tick Tock....whatever). You have fallen so far you could be even 2 league below my greatness!

Than we have the more established of the building........... I'll start with Jam-Bomb.
So you took your ball and went home before you even had a chance to lose to me, your not worth my words.
Funazz, a man who has fallen so far out of the spotlight you have retired like 5 times. You now pride yourself on pissing everyone off and looking like a fool!
Mafia, a man to my recollection, have not stepped in the ring with yet. Sorry you were doing such a poor job with the UK title, that management scrapped it! I'm sure if we met you would just be added to the list like your partner Pimpdaddy, who I destroyed at Interact.
Hopkins, a legend in this buisness, who when I had the chance will become just another victim. Your call, I'll fight you anytime.

And now I move into the men who will fight for the Title at Destiny. The men who need to realize i'm next in line!
Nattydred, my former friend, turn foe, leader of the inferior Revolution. We have had some great battles in the past, including the 1st ever Barbed Wire Steel Cage match in RSA, which you only won by falling out. Natty, I know our paths will cross again, and don't worry, I'll be victorious no matter how hard you try.
Now it's time to share my thoughts on our champ Dazz. Now with your pawn, jam-bomb out of the picture, you have to do it on your own. I was the last man to beat you before you stole the title and you have been avoding me ever since. But no anymore, my chance is this week and you better be ready.

After going through all the things wrong in RSA, it is time to speak about something good. The Elite, the most domination force in the wrestling world.
We have the best tag team in RSA, The former and at Destiny, new Tag Team Champion, Zook and Parker!
And we have my man, The Greatest RSA Champion in History, the man who is so good words cannot describe, The man who shold be champ as we speak, SCC Chris Lemchi!
We are the best in the buisness, we ride in style, we party even better, with more hot chicks than the number of times Bruno has lost, the cornerstone of RSA, THE ELITE!

And finally after all this talk, it's time to move onto my focus, my opponent, the 1 man who is standing in my way.
The most successful man of anybody in the company, the Serpant of Society..........he is none other than Slare.
Our Destiny awaits, in the biggest match of my career, and the match to prove you still have it.
During your time in RSA you have been the biggest Legend around..........well guess what, I'm the Legend Killer.
It was always going to happen, the passing of the torch, the addition to the list.
I'm ready for Destiny, more ready than I have ever been. I will win, end your legacy and be crowned the True Legend Killer.
I'm not scared by your new fancy promos, with you special effect and your Scottish accent.
I'm not afraid off the STD, I have no fear of your presence.

The new Era of RSA is about to begin. My march to the main event is upon us. The Legend Killer is going down in history, and after Destiny thats all you'll be Slare, History!

The New King of Kings is about to be crown...........and his name is Matt Vallence!

[V-Line]

Just re-posted my post because I spent so much time on it only for a new thread to be created.
I have no problem with that though.
Also Slare, my second finisher is the Super RKO (Drop Of Destiny)

[FaSho34]

My name is gonna be back in lights....

RSA IS GOING BROADWAY BABY!!!

[Aeida]

I will still take the Punisher vs Aeida match at Destiny off your hands if it is available, Regardless the ending i will make it fair, and even send it to punisher to see if he likes it

Just make sure ya tell me whose gonna win

[Aeida]

Your right Vallance, week in week out I have been getting my ass kicked by you for the last 2 months, ever since I won the International Championship. I may have used underhanded tactics to win the title, and to stop it from going back to your hands, but you see that’s over now. You can run along and cry till somebody feels enough pity for you to give you an RSA title shot, because face it, if you can’t beat my tactics for keeping the belt around my waist, imagine how hard it will be for you to beat Dazz, you haven’t got a chance in hell.

Punisher, there it one thing wrong with your ring philosophy, your crazed by the thought of being famous and rich and your obsession with gold, that it has clouded your mind from recognizing just how out of the International Titles league you are. Vallance is also right about you, you have done nothing to deserve to be in your current position and I may continue to win through near cheating, but remember this, at least I win.

You see Punisher there are two things different between us. You come out here with the sole thought of punishing your opponent and then beating him, but before you know it your brawling ways fail and you get out classed and out wrestled. When I come out here it is all business, I do what it takes to win, I could care less that if at the end of the day, my opponent is hurting more then I am, I care about my hand being raised at the end of the match. I don’t come out here for the sake of gold, I don’t come out here for the money, I come out here for the thrill of winning, That why I am apart of the Revolution, and that’s why I am the International Champion.

[OceansMafia]

UK Title? No Problem, meant nothing to me. Now not putting me on Destiny Card i find insulting, In fact now that i think about it i call it Hurtful. Hurtful me? nooooo Hurtful as in the "PPV" is going to bomb in the ratings. No i think i need to add something to this card, i want something someone can say AWESOME! or like HOLY SHIT! you know, something along those lines. In fact yes, something along those lines i'm sure of it now. I have a idea but i'm not sure so or so is up to it. Now we havn't faught in a LONG time and i think the fans are craving a ROUND 2. Yes, i think well maybe not a round 2? how about a 7? ok ok i'm confusing you now, it's ok let me put it in slowly so you all can understand. Chris Lemich or whatever the hell your name is these days I WANT A BEST OF 7 series with you, throw out all the books, lets make it a BEST OF SEVEN GIMMICK MATCH. Now now hold on their everybody, the rules are quiet simple First match is a Hardcore match winner picks the next match type be it Steel Cage, Hell in the Cell, LMS, anything Sky is the limit. Their is one thing tho, ONE TINY LITTLE ITTY BITTY MISSING PIECE. That piece is you Chris, do you accept my match or do you prove to the world, I am just that damn good.

[OceansMafia]

What awards? Can i vote?

[Rip]

Rip
Height : 5'8
Weight : 265lbs

Moveset : Kurt Angle
Finishers: Pendulum (F-5), Ripper (Ankle Lock)

[Takerholic]

So do I just lose out on my UK title shot or something? Cause I beat Bluegunn for #1 contendership?

[Mikey_Jones]

What awards? Can i vote?

Chris did them:


Things are down but soon they will rise. So for the meantime, I bring you the RSA AWARDS!!!

Best RSA Champion
Jam-Bomb
SCC
Dazz

Best RSA IN Champion
Mikey
Mafia
Vallence
Aeida
Fasho

Best RSA TAG Champions
ShoTime
Timesplitter/Aeida
Pimpmafia
Parker/Zook
Rip/Jones

Best RSA Tag Team

RSA MVP

Best Promoer

Best Newcomer

Best PPV
Old Business..New Beginnings
Summer Titans
Entrapment
Rajahmania
Interact
Exodus

Best Fued:
Slare/SCC
SCC/Nat
Jam-Bomb/Slare
Natty/Vallence
Jones/Funazz
Rip/Punisher
Aeida/Vallence
Slare/Funazz

Next maineventer

[SheltonLondon]

Zook it looks like you do lose out on your shot because there is no belt, it is hardly the most important thing in the world either so I wouldn't worry about it. It isn't real, and you probably weren't going to win anyway.

[FaSho34]

My return.... will come after Destiny..... you will all be chanting my name.... I will just be a superstar again... But soon....

AN ICON!

[Slare]

Ok, few things to adress then.

Since the uk title has been scrapped, both Oceans and Zook will be in a triple threat match for the IN title against the winnder at destiny.

Basically, Destiny will be the wrapping up of the old RSA, the show after will be the new beiginning with a PPV feel, I have a lot up my sleeve.

[Slare]

Vallance.

I cannot wait to see how good you look. Lying there, in a pool of your own blood, dripping...DRIPPING....From your head.

This isnt a match Matt, Its a funeral.

[Tha Kyd]

Does that mean I should start recruiting more people for the birth of the new RSA?

[Holy_Hopkins]

Vallance buddy I have to really say two things regarding your rather impressive little speech you had going there.

Firstly: Although I'm touched, truely I am, that you consider me a legend I have to disagree on you there. When you use the word legend you associate it with a succesful, popular, dominating champion now whilst I definately don't disagree with you there i do somewhat disagree with the flipside of that....

Even legends have their critics, most would say they're "over the hill" "past it" and just around for a bit of "nostalgia" but the truth is that's a load of Dazz. Where I have inherited this "legend" status is beyond me. I was never a part of RSL, I was owner of RWC and in RSW I wasn't around enough to be considered a legend.

Admittedly I was the best in the business, I won the hardcore title in my third match and won the heavyweight title in a little over two months defeating Dunc. After that my hands were tied with the war business but now I am free of those shackles I have a new leash for life and success.

My career in RSA recently has twindled, never taken off and I have been stuck doing bugger all really but it's time for a change, it's time for me to shake off the cobwebs and kick ass once more and take my place as the champion of this federation.

Point 2. If you ever met me in the ring I gaurentee i'd kick your ass all the way back down under.


Now it's time for my little speech boys and girls, it's Hopkins time baby. I'll keep it short and i'll keep it sweet. Coming up shortly is the RWC Reunion show, a show with no connection to RSA, a one off show involving no storyline shennanigans or anything. Old friends will be reunited and old rivalries relived. March 26th or April 2nd is the date the show will take place. I look forward to seeing you all there.

[Tha Kyd]

It's called blood. It's called sweat. It's called tears. And that's all the stuff that's gonna be expelled from Bruno this sunday. Hello ladies and gentlemen, my name is Funazz and here is our forcast for Destiny Sunday March 26, 2006, It's gonna be Bruno's ass handed to him with a side of a ring bell in the dead center of his cranium and a dessert of a tasty chair shot crippling his body. And now the weather. Well it's looks like it'll be very cold after Destiny as the we can see that there will be large amounts of ice packs in use to reduce the massive swellings that Bruno will recieve. It also doesn't look like we'll be having much light. That's probably due to the cast that will contain Bruno for the next maybe 10 months of his career. And our lead story, Funazz is retiring. Yes the main man Funazz who is the greatness and the sex as Slare is not will be haning up his boots after March 26 to pursue a career in... ACTING!!!! Funazz's first plans is to co-star with Fasho in a recent movie about a guy who thinks that the sky belongs to a car.


By the way, Fasho is back? Wow, I heard that it's tough getting into show buisness, and Fasho left on a note that he was above us all but look whose crawling back now ya pussy face bastard. Don't even think about chaning in the mens locker room, go change in the womans.


And all I've to say before you all is:


Daniel Roberts- 2007 District 14, Region 4 and State Champion. Can you dig that.
































































































































































Sucker (yeah, I went the caucasion route and added an er instead of an a. I'm soooooo edgie)!!!!!

[FaSho34]

It's called blood. It's called sweat. It's called tears. And that's all the stuff that's gonna be expelled from Bruno this sunday. Hello ladies and gentlemen, my name is Funazz and here is our forcast for Destiny Sunday March 26, 2006, It's gonna be Bruno's ass handed to him with a side of a ring bell in the dead center of his cranium and a dessert of a tasty chair shot crippling his body. And now the weather. Well it's looks like it'll be very cold after Destiny as the we can see that there will be large amounts of ice packs in use to reduce the massive swellings that Bruno will recieve. It also doesn't look like we'll be having much light. That's probably due to the cast that will contain Bruno for the next maybe 10 months of his career. And our lead story, Funazz is retiring. Yes the main man Funazz who is the greatness and the sex as Slare is not will be haning up his boots after March 26 to pursue a career in... ACTING!!!! Funazz's first plans is to co-star with Fasho in a recent movie about a guy who thinks that the sky belongs to a car.


By the way, Fasho is back? Wow, I heard that it's tough getting into show buisness, and Fasho left on a note that he was above us all but look whose crawling back now ya pussy face bastard. Don't even think about chaning in the mens locker room, go change in the womans.


And all I've to say before you all is:


Daniel Roberts- 2007 District 14, Region 4 and State Champion. Can you dig that.
































































































































































Sucker (yeah, I went the caucasion route and added an er instead of an a. I'm soooooo edgie)!!!!!


At least I have another life, and I see that you have held a lot of titles :rolleyes: . What do you do besides give blowjobs for money again?

[Slare]

Right, really looking forward to the PPV,

Ill do a video build up soon.

Funazz, recruit if you want, but only to people who will actually play the fucking game...

SLARE AWAY

*flies*

[Bennedy]

So RSA Version 2? Well i see this as a new beginning and it will start at Destiny when i beat Funazz and then i am coming for a prize that i want. That is the IN title and i don't care if it is Aeida or Zook cause lets face it Punisher is not getting that title is he? Watch out RSA because when you feel the force of Bruno Morgan, then you will not survive for much longer.

[Rip]

Ok, few things to adress then.

Since the uk title has been scrapped, both Oceans and Zook will be in a triple threat match for the IN title against the winnder at destiny.




So I've gone from being in a triple threat with Punisher/Aeida for the IN title

to

facing the winner of Punisher/Aeida one on one for the IN title

to

..............???

[Bennedy]

May i make a suggestion? 4 Way Elimination Match?

[Slare]

So I've gone from being in a triple threat with Punisher/Aeida for the IN title

to

facing the winner of Punisher/Aeida one on one for the IN title

to

..............???

Shit sorry, my bad, Yeah, four way elimination.

[Slare]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snhQCez4H6A

DESTINY

[Rip]

So I get taken out of a 3 way as its not fair on me to pull double duty, so I'm not allowed in the battle royal either......

Then I get my one-on-one shot taken off me.......

Then what happens?

I get oops sorry, never mind Rip you can go in a four-way instead......

Can you say screw job anyone?

Fair enough though if thats how we're playing the game I'll take your pity 4 way offer, and I'll win the damn thing, just to piss you off!!

Tick, Tock

Tick, Tock

My time is coming and there ain't nothing you can do to stop time bitch.......

Tick, Tock

Tick........

[FaSho34]

Am I coming back after Destiny?

[Tha Kyd]

Funazz and Fasho will return and dominate the tag division post Destiny :yes:

Best Tag Team Period (We betta than Haas and Benjamin)

[FaSho34]

actually, no..

[Slare]

Am I coming back after Destiny?


Yes, yes you are.

[FaSho34]

thank you sir!

[Mikey_Jones]

*Starts Welcome Back chant*

[Slare]

*stops welcome back chant*

So, how we all enjoying the newness?

The PPV will be bitching, I have most of it.

I know there isnt a huge card, but as I say, its the end of the old generation, and the start of the new.

I just done a video package for it, fucking immense if i do say so myself

[Aeida]

So apparently someone wrote the match i was going to, or at least thats according to Mike, so what am i supposed to do to contribute now?

[viva_la_raza]

You want to do Funazz vs Bruno Hardcore match? I probasbly wont get it finished as I have another match to write also.

[Mikey_Jones]

There's a Hardcore Title?

[viva_la_raza]

MY bad, Hardcore match I meant, damn I've speant too much time looking over at that other thread in Board games.....

[Slare]

So apparently someone wrote the match i was going to, or at least thats according to Mike, so what am i supposed to do to contribute now?


Yeah that was more than likely my fault.

You can do the Hardcore match I believe.

[Punisher]

One more week my friends. One more week. Until Destiny. Out with the old and in with the new. This PPV is pretty much the culmination of the old RSA. And after Destiny there will be a new era. And I just want to tell you guys one thing. I will be walking into this new era as the International Champion.

See I realize something. If Natty wins and Rip & Mikey win and Aeida wins what does that mean? That means all of Revolution has the titles. That is just not right. I will make sure this does not happen. The Revolution will not get the International Title. Aeida won't retain, and at the next show Rip won't take it from me in the fatal fourway. Sure maybe I'm looking ahead a bit. But why shouldn't I look ahead of Aeida.

If you look up the definition of luck in the dictionary you will probably see a picture of Aeida. He is the luckiest person in the world. Rollup after rollup after rollup. Well I guarantee you it will take a lot more than a rollup to beat me. It will take everything plus the kitchen sink plus some more to defeat me. I've never been motivated for a match this much. This is my first one on one shot at a title and I'll be damned if I let it go to waste.

Aeida...you have one week. One week with the RSA International title. Because after April 2nd you will no longer have it. It will be around someone who deserves it and doesn't panzi around behind someone, roll them up, and run away. See unlike you I actually use real moves. Moves that hurt. German suplexes, clotheslines, big boots, powerbombs, facebusters, piledrivers, expect it all. And if you survive all that, I know there is one thing you won't survive. And that's the punishment. And then I will cover you for the 1..2..3. And the new champion will....be...me.

[viva_la_raza]

Hang on, is Destiny going to be tonight or next weekend?

[Rip]

:dunno:

Got confused waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back I think.....

[Tha Kyd]

I can understand your confusion Rip. Starting one of these things is probably the most difficult thing of running, but I think that in Slare's shoes, it's harder to pick it up because it's been run into the ground.

[Punisher]

It's April 2nd. I'm pretty sure Slare says that in his video promo thing.

[Aeida]

Yeah that was more than likely my fault.

You can do the Hardcore match I believe.


Thats alright SLARE, nobody blames the person who has complete control over my title reign :D

I have half a match i can still keep, so its not a big deal just if Bruno ends up doung Punishers finisher its because i end up being to lazy to fix it

[FaSho34]

*bump*

:nono:

[viva_la_raza]

This place don't need bumping, its a sleeping giant that is waitring until this Sunday when we will have awesome PPV which will be the re-birth of the company.

This has been an RSA commercial.

[Aeida]

Your right Punisher, ever since I won the International Championship title I have been extremely lucky to keep it. Matt Vallance, Rip, Even you, every one of you has had me beat at least once. Except there is one thing you fail to realize, it is my destiny to hold onto the International Championship. It has been 66 long days since I won this title, and there is no way I am going to lose it. Do you think I am proud of the way I have kept this title through roll ups? Well I’m not, but if it means I can keep my title for another week, I will do anything to keep it.

However thing is, since I have been winning matches through roll ups, I have become the laughing stock of the RSA. Keeping this championship, its not worth being a laughing stock. So how about this Punisher. If I win the match at Destiny by a roll up pin, you will be declared the new International champion. I will be disqualified, and you will win the Championship. You see I don’t need underhanded tactics against you, because face it you are no Matt Vallance. I have plenty moves I can use against you. The Spear, dropkicks, hurricarana, and my speed, I can use all of these to beat you. And of course, if I need it, I can take you out with The Burning Hammer, my strongest movie. I will pick your fat ass up, drop you on the back of your neck, and knock you out. Nobody ever gets up from it, I will pin you one two three. At Destiny i will defeat you, and then nobody will ever consider my title reign as a fluke.

[Takerholic]

Your right Punisher, ever since I won the International Championship title I have been extremely lucky to keep it. Matt Vallance, Rip, Even you, every one of you has had me beat at least once. Except there is one thing you fail to realize, it is my destiny to hold onto the International Championship. It has been 66 long days since I won this title, and there is no way I am going to lose it. Do you think I am proud of the way I have kept this title through roll ups? Well I’m not, but if it means I can keep my title for another week, I will do anything to keep it.

However thing is, since I have been winning matches through roll ups, I have become the laughing stock of the RSA. Keeping this championship, its not worth being a laughing stock. So how about this Punisher. If I win the match at Destiny by a roll up pin, you will be declared the new International champion. I will be disqualified, and you will win the Championship. You see I don’t need underhanded tactics against you, because face it you are no Matt Vallance. I have plenty moves I can use against you. The Spear, dropkicks, hurricarana, and my speed, I can use all of these to beat you. And of course, if I need it, I can take you out with The Burning Hammer, my strongest movie. I will pick your fat ass up, drop you on the back of your neck, and knock you out. Nobody ever gets up from it, I will pin you one two three. At Destiny i will defeat you, and then nobody will ever consider my title reign as a fluke.


Woah, Woah, Woah! Aeida, you seem to be forgetting the fact that You have to get through your Triple threat....Er I mean fatal 4way for any of that to matter. When I come to think about it..."DESTINY" Well, that's an ironic name for the PPV in which I will realize my destiny of winning the RSA International title, and I will finally be looked at as a competitor for the RSA World Heavyweight Championship!

[Aeida]

Yeah but... i thought that the was after the ppv

[Punisher]

Yea Zook that's after the PPV...anyway...

Wow, Aeida your even dumber than I thought. See there is no way your going to win period. Your not going to roll me up anyways. I accept it but even if you do roll me up I'm not staying down for the 3. I'm going to win this championship with one of my moves. Most notably, and most probably the punishment. So you could add in this little side thing, I guess it helps but it's not going to matter. Before you even attempt your "Rollup of Doom" I will deliver the punishment for the 1...2...3. And the new champ....will...be...me.

[Tha Kyd]

I hate that it's called destiny cuz it brings shame to the faction. :nono:

It really is an odd choice in names

[Takerholic]

My bad...with all these re-Schedules because of th UK title thing it gets kinda confusing

[Slare]

I hate that it's called destiny cuz it brings shame to the faction. :nono:

It really is an odd choice in names


I know, however, it may mean more than you think.

[Tha Kyd]

The DUNC is returning?

[Slare]

Destiny
RSA Title
Dazz vs. Nattydred = Natty

Funazz vs Bruno
Hardcore

Waiting on these.

Please.

slare away

*flies*

[V-Line]

Destiny is upon us............

The name of this PPV fits perfectly because that's what it is for me, it's my Destiny to beat Slare.

I have worked myself up from the late days of RWC and now i'm an inch away from being at the top, a step away from acheiving greatness, one moment from forever being known as The Legend Killer.

I'm going to keep it short and sweet for you Slare, just so your drunken ass can understand...............

Destiny only bestows the greats, and it's is time for me to go down in History.

I've never been more ready, more focused and more in the zone for a match in my career.

The moment is upon us, Legend vs Legend Killer.

The time for Destiny is now.

[V-Line]

for some reason it won't let me change the colour of my text? That above is a promo.

[Slare]

Destiny is apon us, possibly on Friday.

It aint gonna be huge lengthwise, but itll do.

[viva_la_raza]

Waiting on these.

Please.

slare away

*flies*

On it's way :yes:

[Aeida]

Funazz vs Bruno is in, so we should be ready to roll soon

[OceansMafia]

so whats the card, and if you need helping writing a match, just pm me

[Slare]

Yeah, I could have it up pretty soon.

I just have some bits and bobs to put in.

Sexytime.

[Slare]

DESTINY


The lights dim as the crowd begin to stir, a video plays….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpXBgv5o4rU

RAJAH SIMULATION ALLIANCE BRINGS TO YOU
DESTINY.


Slares music hits.

“Well well fucking well, what do we have here. RSA…SLARE…IM RUNNING THE PLACE.
First of all, I have to thank Jimmy Bomb for all the work we done, and im gonna dedicate this show to him.
But it’s a new dawn….its a new day…and it’s a new Society. So will you join me as I propose a toast to RAJAH SIMULATION ALLIANCE: A NEW SOCIETY!!”

*Slare takes out a bottle and swigs as he makes his way to the back*



Punisher vs. Aeida
RSA International Championship

It's time for the highly-anticipated matchup between Punisher and Aeida. I'd call this a pretty even matchup as you have the wrestling savvy and experience of the Champ, and the hard-nosed, pain-delivering brawler of Punisher. It could swing either way, but I tend to lean towards the challenger tonight. The advantage being that he doesn't quit. Punisher and Mortis have shown amazing resiliance in each match of their early careers.

Speaking of the sick and twisted………I hear the music…. And here comes Punisher towards the ring as we speak. Mortis is right by his side as usual…. Now that's just an unfair advantage. With the rest of Revolution tied up in matches here at Destiny, Punisher knows that Aeida will be alone in his match tonight. Ovbiously he's looking to capitalize. Music…..lights…..It's the International Champion, Aeida. Man does he have a look of determination on his face…..all business for the champ tonight.

Aeida slides into the ring and immediately delivers a series of forearm shots to Punisher who expected to have a stare-down. Punisher is staggering into the ropes……Irish whip by the champion…..wow! Beautiful dropkick to the chin. Punisher is off his feet and the champ immediately goes for a cover. 1…2… Quick kick-out by Punisher. A simple dropkick isn't going to finish Punisher off, even with the force that Aeida had behind it. Punisher back to his feet…..chop from the champ. Headlock from Aeida…..and he takes Punisher to the mat and rolls around with an arm lock. The champ is applying a lot of pressure on that arm. Smart move by Aeida trying to keep this a "wrestling match" as the challenger would love nothing more than to just trade punches. The ref is checking to make sure that the hold is still legal……..what's Mortis doing? It seems that the monster Mortis is removing the turnbuckle pad directly out of sight from the referee. Punisher to his knees….then to his feet. Thumb in the eye from Punisher……followed by a couple of closed-fist shots. Aeida retalliates with a shot of his own. Now they're trading blows……..Aeida actually standing toe-to-toe with Punisher. I'm impressed with the champ's tenacity.

Looks like Aeida's attempting to Irish whip the challenger into that exposed turnbuckle…although I don't think that Aeida's aware that it's been removed yet. Reversal by Punisher……..The champ lands hard in the corner, now clutching his back. Punisher slams the champion's head into the turnbuckle…..and again….and again. The ref sees that the pad is gone….and looks towards Mortis who just shrugs showing two empty palms without any evidence. As the ref is warning Mortis about any foul play, Punisher nails the champ with a low-blow……..Aeida's down. Cover by Punisher….is this enough? 1…..2….kickout by the champ. Punisher picks up the champ and….devestating backbreaker…..he picks him back up……and again! The champ is really hurting now….you can sense that his back has been injured from the exposed turnbuckle.

Punisher dumps the champ outside the ring. The ref yells at Punisher who continues his distraction. Mortis is going to work on the champ outside the ring……..slamming Aeida into the ring post. Mortis then gives Aeida two excrutiating elbows to the weakened back. Aeida can't take much more of this……Mortis casually tosses the champ back into the ring. Hard knee directly to the spine…..and Aeida is just about at the end of his rope here I believe. Back up again…..Punisher Irish Whip's the champ back into the exposed turnbuckle………..but Aeida immediately charges back…….Punisher's caught off-guard…..spear!!…..holy moly! Aeida hit the spear on Punisher. Both men are down………can the champ make it over for the cover? If so, this match may be done. Aeida crawls over to Punisher and drapes an arm over the challenger. This is it…1…..2……oooohh! Punisher barely gets his shoulder up. The champ pulls Punsiher to his feet. He hangs Punisher in the air……suplex. A cover….this time hooking the leg…..1…….2…..kickout by the challenger again. This is really turning out to be a barn-burner. Aeida pulls him back up……wow! What a thrust to the throat by Punisher….again…..and again…one more…..and the champ falls.

Punisher drags the champ over to the corner…..what's he doing? Punisher climbs the ropes with Aeida following …what the hell….he's going to attempt the Punishment from the top-rope!!!! Good god……this is a career ender here if he hit's it. Aeida begins frantically chopping Punisher in the chest…….Aedia jumps up in the air using the ropes as a springboard………he dropkicks Punisher!!! Punisher falls outside the ring all the way to the ground!! I've never seen anything like it. The crowd is on their feet now….It's deafening in here. Aedia climbs outside…..he wants to get the challenger back in the ring quickly for a cover. Aeida grabs Punisher…..but behind him is Mortis! ……Mortis just lurching….Aeida turns to face Mortis…….Holy Moly!!! Mortis sprays his red mist……but the champ ducks out of the way!! Punisher has been blinded………staggering….flailing! Aeida hits Mortis with a spear!! Mortis is out! The champ rolls Punisher in the ring………..Burning Hammer!!! He hit the Burning Hammer….the crowd going insane…..the champ covers……..1……2……3!!! He did it! The champ has beaten the odds set up by this dastardly duo. Here's the official announcement….
The winner of the match……and STILL International Champion…Aeida!

The crowd celibrates with the Champion….as Aeida holds his belt up high in the air. He heads towards the ramp….what a title defense!

A groggy Punisher and Mortis getting to their feet are just now realizing that their plan has backfired. Punisher is livid…..he had the title within his reach, and ends up empty-handed…....


What a match that was.


We go to the back to see Natty Dred

“Tonight, tonights the night. The night when by god finally I take my place among the greats an…..”

*He is interrupted by Slare*

“Woah, we get the point, you want the title et cetera. But so does everyone else in here. And since this is a new start and all….Starting next week, we will have a tournament for that title which you are fighting for today…A ROSTER WIDE KNOCKOUT TOURNAMENT…EVERYONE HAS A SHOT!, and the winner, he will go one on one with the winner of tonights main event in one months time at RSA: FEAR… now bawbag, Excuse me, I HAVE A MATCH TO WIN”

*Slare takes a swig of his bottle and farts as Natty looks on in disgust*


Matt Vallance vs. Slare

There has been some bad blood brewing between these two, and finally we're going to get things settled. Remember that if Slare wins, Matt Vallence will cease to continue using the name "Legend Killer"……but if Vallence wins, Slare has agreed to vacate the "Serpent of Society" label. Who will remain standing when this sordid affair comes to a close?

The Legend Killer's music hits, and Matt Vallence poses…..then cockily saunters to the ring. Look at the smugness he has on his face. He better not take Slare for granted is all I have to say.

Cue music……..Enter the Serpent. The crowd is going hay-wire here as they are on the edge of their seats waiting for this match.
Wait a minute!!………
What the…..
Awe…..Slare looks like he's drunk off his rocker. Staggering to the ring with some sort of bottle in his hand. How dissapointing. We thought tonight would finally bring to an end all the debating of who actually deserves to keep their name. Matt Vallence is grinning from ear to ear, knowing that Slare may have finally given up. Well folks….we're sorry that you won't be able to see this highly anticipated matchup as it was intended.

Slare clumsily rolls into the ring and boy, are his eyes heavy. The referee motions towards the table for this match to begin. Oooohhhhh!! While the referee was looking towards the bell keeper….Slare spits alcohol in the face of the Legend Killer! He's blinded! Possum! Slare was playing possum!…..He's not drunk at all. Matt Vallence staggers and wildly flails his arms taking mad swings in the air. Slare thrusts his open palm towards the throat of Vallence……Chokeslam! Man is Vallence in trouble. He obviously led his guard down when he saw a supposedly drunken Slare enter tonight. Slare drops an elbow to the Matt's skull. He rises…..and drops another. Slare just measuring Vallence right now. Slare goes for the cover……no…he's blatently choking him. 1…..2…..3…..4… Slare breaks the hold.
Slare grabs Vallence by the hair and pulls him to his feet. Quick rake of the eye by the Legend Killer…….Vallence kicks Slare in the gut……then tosses him over the top rope. The Legend Killer needed a lapse in time to recover from the Serpent's surprise attack. Slare is climbing up to the ring apron……knee to the face and Slares back down again. Vallence follows Slare out this time. Chop from Vallence. Another. Another. You can see the redness on Slare's chest from those blows.

Vallence drags Slare to the announcer's table……….Vallence throws an elbow into the throat of Slare. He rolls Slare up onto the table. Vallence slips inside the ring to break the referee's count, then back out. He's looking to do some damage to Slare. Is…..is Vallence going for the RKO? Holy cow…..he is! Vallence is going to RKO Slare through the table. He waits for Slare to support himself on two legs……and…….wait!! Slare catches Vallence……….reverse DDT! Through the table! Vallence has been laid out.

Slare heading towards the ring to break the count. Wait a second…..what happened to Slare? As soon as he approached the ring, he just collapsed onto the ground…….his knee apparently gave way. Slare is rolling around on the floor clutching his knee. It's tough to see just what happened. Let's check out the replay…….I'm not really sure what this is….hopefully this isn't a serious tear in his leg.

Ok ladies and gentlemen……. Slare catches Vallence……….reverse DDT! Man that looked even more devastating on the replay. Slare then heading towards the ring. Let's slow this down a bit to see what happened. What the hell?……It's……it's a sledgehammer shooting out from under the ring! It wasn't a tear or a pull…..it was a sledgehammer…….but who would be……….. Oh my god….it's Stone Cold Chris!!! He pops out from under the ring apron with a pure evil look on his face…….weapon in-hand. The referee calls for the bell. Vallence is staggering to his feet…… Chris Lemchi is brandishing a sledgehammer and drives it into the knee of Slare once again. Good God……he could end his career with those kinds of shots. Wham!……ohhhh….Slare takes a shot in the head from Vallence who has "borrowed" SCC's sledge. Slare is busted wide open. Slare has been ambushed by the Elite. Here comes the official announcement………
"The referee has declared that this match is a No Contest, as both men have been counted out."

Wha….?? What's going on here? Chris Lemchi obviously interferred in the match……..but……I guess the referee must not have seen the first sledgehammer shot to Slare from under the ring. This is proposterous!! Both men have been counted out…..we've solved absolutely nothing……and the two members of the Elite are cockily standing over the motionless body of a battered, bloodied Slare! Where does this leave Slare and Matt Vallence? Somebody has to pay!!!!

………………………………………………………….



*Bluegunn makes his way to the ring*


“Right, I know im relatively new here, but the fact is…YOU CANNOT AFFORD TO LEAVE ME OFF THE PPV CARD…Im gonna carry this company. Im more entertaining, more charismatic, more energetic, more….everything than anyone here…So im laying out an open challenge to anyone here….Anyone…to try me…”
…….

“Nobody, this place is a joke, come on.”

*Hopkins music hits*

“Sonny jim , you have a lot of nerve round here, you have to earn your bloody respect, and you aren’t doing it this way”

*Nightmares music hits*


“You know Hoppy, you got some mouth on you there, you aint exactly a championship contender to be telling this wee wanker what to do”

*All three men are in the ring now as Slares music hits*

“Well boys, looks like we have….ah my fuckin head, fuckin chris….aye, looks like we have a little situation here…triple threat…Bluegunn vs. Nightmare vs. Hopkins”


TRIPLE THREAT

Hopkins vs. Nightmare vs. Bluegunn


All three men beginning exchanging punches here as Hopkins knocks do....

What the hell, the lights have went out.


"DESTINY IS APON US"

Holy shit

Its The Dunc!!!!


The Dunc came through the crowd. Hes in the ring now, Down goes Hopkins with a stiff right hand. Nightmare is next, a hellish powerslam for him. Bluegunn runs for the Dunc, but he gets superkicked in the face.. The Dunc grabs him...GRIP OF DESTINY...OH MY GOD, ITS THE GRIP OF DESTINY ON BLUEGUNN.

Slare is still on the stage here and he looks like he has seen a ghost.

Dunc drops a lifeless Bluegunn and locks eyes with Slare, laughing.

Slare backs away through the curtain.

Oh my god, I cannot believe that we have just witnessed the returning of possibly the biggest legend ever, The Dunc!!




Hardcore Match
Funazz vs Bruno


Music hits out across the arena as the crowd stands in a unison of unmerciful booing as Bruno slowly makes his way down towards the ring, taunting to the crowd atop the turnbuckle awaiting his much more experienced opponent. This feud begun back in early march when Funazz attacked and screwed Bruno out of the now inactive UK title, it then reached a fevered pitch later that night when the two met face to face in the Battle Royal, with Bruno getting a slight advantage over Funazz, leading to Oceansmafia eliminating him. Now for weeks one the two have been at each other’s necks culminating in the Hardcore match we have tonight.

Funazz’s music hits but he is nowhere to be seen. Bruno stands in the ring looking around the arena to find him, but with his back turned Funazz runs down the entrance ramp, into the ring and hits Bruno in the back of the head with a steel chair. The match begins, Funazz pins Bruno, but Bruno amazingly kicks out at a 2 count, Funazz pins again getting another 2 count. Funazz is obviously using Bruno’s lack of experience against him. If this match continues the way it does Bruno is in trouble.

Funazz starts stomping at the downed Bruno before picking him up, giving him a few stiff punches to the head and whipping him into the turnbuckle, Funazz runs in to clothesline him, but Bruno moves out of the way. Bruno runs towards Funazz goes for a clothesline, Funazz ducks out of the way, and Bruno ends up in a sleeper hold. Funazz keeps the hold in tight until Bruno starts to fade. The Ref lifts his arm and it drops twice until Bruno powers out. Bruno elbows Funazz to the stomach, before hitting him with an underhanded low blow. Funazz lets the move go and both guys fall to the mat.

Funazz is the first up, but he ignores Bruno leaves the ring to get the chair he used earlier. Funazz smirks sadistically looks at the chair before yelling at a booing fan. With the time wasted Bruno recovers, and as Funazz turns to enter the ring Bruno baseball slides into the chair hitting it into the face of Funazz. Bruno slides out of the ring, picks Funazz up by the head and shoves him into the barricade, then whips him into the ring steps. Bruno looks under the ring for weapons and pulls out a steel bin lid. Funazz stands up slowly to be met with the lid to the head. Bruno goes for the pin on the outside of the ring. 1… 2…. Funazz kicks out.

Bruno goes to pick Funazz up, but battles out tackling him into the ring apron. As Bruno is down Funazz runs up the entrance ramp. It looks like his running away. What a coward…Bruno is up and slowly follows him holding his back. Bruno is not done getting is hands on Funazz. Funazz is past the curtain, Bruno making a quick pursuit. Bruno makes it to the curtain, pulls it open and out of nowhere is hit with a black cloth bag. How the hell is Bruno down from a piece of cloth? Funazz hold the bag up above his head, a sinister look on his face. Funazz opens the bag and tips its contents to the entrance ramp. Oh MY GOD… Thumbtacks, the bag was full of thumbtacks. Bruno’s face has been ripped apart. His bleeding everywhere, He is done, there is no way he can get up from this. Funazz goes for a pin, and gets a 2 count, how the hell did he kick out of that.

Funazz picks Bruno up and hits him with numerous punches to the head, opening him up more, then throws Bruno face first into the stage. Funazz sets him up for a DDT, but somehow Bruno is able to reverse it. Bruno picks Funazz up, how is he managing this with all the blood he has lost? His going for the Death Valley Driver, Funazz is struggling to get out of the move. The Crowd is going nuts. Before Bruno is able to get the move off Funazz battles out, his on his feet. Funazz takes Bruno from the head throws him face first into the stage. Sparks emanate from the stage, he threw his hard enough to break screens. Funazz sets Bruno up for a Death Valley driver of his own, his trying to add insult to injury, Bruno battles out of his own signature move, his on his feet, he whips Funazz, Oh My GOD, he just whipped Funazz right off the side of the stage into the Pyro controls. Huge explosions of Pyros are set off across the arena the crowd is cheering relentlessly.

Bruno sets it up. His standing on the side of the stage, looking down at the defenseless Funazz below. Don’t tell me his going to do it. He signals for Funazz’s own signature move, The Shooting Star Press. Bruno jumps and Funazz gets out of the way, how the hell was he able to move after falling from the side of the stage. Bruno has to be out from that. Funazz crawls over to Bruno, Turns him over, 1… 2…. 3…. It is Over, Funazz is the Winner. The crowd is going crazy for the ending of that match, until they realize neither guys are getting up at the end. The EMT’s come out from the back to tend to both wrestlers. I am sure after a match like that everyone wishes these two great superstars will be okay to wrestle soon.

Winner: Funazz


RSA GOES BROADWAY BABY

IM COMING HOME

ITS SHO TIME!



RSA Tag Team Titles
Rip & Mikey Jones vs. Cole Parker & Zook

First out to the ring are the challengers and former champions Cole Parker & Zook. These guys are looking to bring some much needed gold back to the Elite. Although Zook has stated that if he loses this will be his last match in RSA, and Cole has stated that he’d like to look into a singles career. Now here come the RSA Tag Team Champions looking good with the gold around their waste. The crowd love them so much. They storm to the ring. The ref holds up the titles and this match is now underway.

Mikey will start out with the Colossal Cole Parker. Mikey is a former International Champion and is much more experienced. They tie up, Mikey with a knee to the gut and then a suplex. He then executes a headlock but Parker gets up and hit’s a snap mare. He bounces off the ropes and hits an elbow. He lifts Mikey up. Goes for a punch but Mikey blocks it and WOW a hurricanrana executed perfectly in the middle of the ring. Mikey just jumped up and spun Cole around. I’m telling you that is the type of stuff you can only catch in RSA. Mikey tags in Rip. Rip now going to work with kicks to the gut of Cole Parker. Rip lifts Cole up and plants him with a DDT. 1...2.…no Cole kicks out.

Rip & Mikey have been dominating this entire match it seems like. Rip now bounces Cole off the ropes, and goes for a spine buster but Cole comes with a DDT. Coles gets the tag to Zook and Zook goes right after Rip but Rip catches him with a school boy…1...2...no Zook gets out. Zook is pissed now. Zook takes Rip and hit’s a huge short arm clothesline. Now he’s waiting for Rip to get up, and Big Boot to the face. 1...2..no Rip kicks out. Now Zook tags in Cole. Cole with some elbows. Lifts Rip up and looks like he’s going for a powerbomb and he hits it. But what is Cole doing. He’s going to the top rope. He’s gonna go for a cross body…..no Rip drop kicks him right in the chest.

Rip crawls over now and GETS the tag to Mikey Jones. Mikey is in, Zook comes in illegally, flying forearm to Zook, and one to Cole. Mikey is feeling it, he takes Zook and deposits him out of the ring…Rip on the top rope HOLY CRAP. Rip just hitting a shooting star press to the outside on Zook. Mikey looks on in amazement. Wait a second, Cole has a chair. Cole’s got a steel chair… Wait Mikey dropkicks the chair into Cole Parker. The ref allows it since Cole brought the chair into the ring. Mikey now lifts up Cole…into…position….TIGER BOMB TIGER BOMB. 1...2...3! Mikey Jones & Rip keep the titles around Revolution and away from Elite.
Winners and still RSA Tag Team Champions: Mikey Jones & Rip

What the hell is this now Cole…Cole has a mic.

Cole Parker: Zook get your ass in the ring right now.

*Zook gets into the ring*

Cole Parker: Do you realize what just happened? We our match agai………

*Zook takes the mic right out of Cole’s hands*

Zook: Are you kidding me? You’re the one that got pinned. And you know something you arrogant punk….my career is over….and I didn’t even get pinned! It’s your fault too. Start taking some blame. I mean you just lost a partner. This is how I leave RSA!?? No…no…I need to leave a lasting impression.



Lasting impression what the hell is Zook… SHOCKWAVE! SHOCKWAVE! Zook just hit his finisher on Cole Parker. Now what…he’s going to the outside. He’s set up a table on the outside…..and now what. Oh…my….god. thumbtacks. The king of extreme. What the hell. This is too extreme. He’s pouring the thumbtacks on the table. He’s back in the ring. Oh he just took the chair and nailed Cole in the back. Now what….he’s lifting Cole up. They’re near that table with the thumbtacks on the outside…no…no…OMG NO…CHOKESLAM! ZOOK JUST CHOKESLAMMED COLE PARKER THROUGH THE TABLE THAT HAD THUMBTACKS ON IT. Cole is not moving. He’s probably got tons of tacks in his back. HOLY CRAP! Zook leaves now. The crowd loves it. Zook stops at the top of the ramp. And he raises his hand in the air, and the crowd is cheering like crazy as EMT’s are running out. Zook is soaking in his last moments in RSA. Boy, I think Zook will be remembered for a very long time


*Slare is in the back, getting into his limo and driving off*

"Where to boss"

"I dont fucking care, just GO!!"

RSA Title
Dazz © vs Natty Dred


Well what a main event this is here tonight, I don’t think I have ever been this excited before! Natty Dred, the nearly man of the RSA, the man many called the future, tonight could become the RSA Champion. But in order to do so he has to go through Dazz, the man who for so long himself was the nearly man in RSA, who for so long was ‘the best man never to win the world title.’ Tonight, he continues his defence of the belt he has held for quite a while now, and he does it against a former friend and ally from RWC, Mr Dred. Both of these two men were influential members of the RWC faction the Regime, and words have been said since, but never have we seen these to men step into the same ring together to face off. But tonight ladies and gentlemen, they will.

Natty Dred’s music hits and this arena becomes full of noise as the fans cheer him on his way down to the ring. A lot of these fans believe that they will witness Natty Dred win the RSA title after his 15 month oddesy! He walks down to the ring and looks around at the fans and gives them a big thumbs up but his music is suddenly cut off and Dazz sprints down the ramp at full speed and hits Nat in the back several times with a sharp right hand! Natty Dred falls to his knees and Dazz kicks him several more times in the gut as the bell rings. He looks down at Nat for a second and then holds his RSA Title above his head and then hands it too the ring announcer before grabbing a handful of Dred’s hair and driving him into the part of the ring which has Destiny scrawled across it. He drives his opponents lower back into the side of the ring several more times before picking him up and scoop slamming him onto it, and Natty Dred is already holding his back and from the looks of things the champion already has this match sussed out tactics wise. Natty Dred turns onto his hands and knees and takes a minute to shake off this pain before standing up, only to turn into a big clothesline from the champion Dazz who then cockily rolls into the ring and lies there as the reff begins to count Natty Dred out.

He gets to 4 before Natty Dred begins to stir and he uses the cover of the ring to pull himself up and manages to pull himself into the ring. Dazz gets up and these two have a tense stare down, both saying words to one another, both of them signalling that the RSA Title will be there’s come the end of the night. They circle one another here and try to psyche the other out, but neither are backing down as they circle one another in the middle of the ring. Dazz signals that he was the main man in the Regime, and Natty Dred does the same. They both lock up but neither man can get the upper hand and they both push the other away and just look at one another. They go at it again and this time Dazz punches Natty Dred in the face and Dred stumbles back a few steps before glaring back at the champion.

Dazz suddenly pounces at Natty Dred who doesn’t react quickly enough, maybe because of the pain already sustained in his lower back, but Dazz uses his strength to push Nat against the turnbuckle and drive away with thunderous punches to his rib cage. After a few of these he pulls Nat back into the middles of the ring and suplexes him into the middles of the ring and the champion is in complete control here. He stomps on Natty Dred’s back and now he pulls his legs up and he is locking in a sharpshooter! He could win it this early on, I don’t think Nat has actually had any offence whatsoever! Nat is trying to reach desperately for the ropes but he is just a whisker away from them, he may tap here, oh my! With one swift movement Natty Dred pulled his body forward and sent the champion through the ropes to the outside, and not maybe the challenger can capitilize on this change in fortunes. He stumbles up to his feet and looks at Dazz who is trying to take in what just happened there, he looks confused and turns round to see Dred climbing down to the outside. Natty Dred is just a little big faster and takes him down with a clothesline off of the steel steps which sends Dazz bouncing back to the floor. He grabs his opponent and rolls him into the ring now and maybe we will start to see Natty Dred’s game plan right here.

Dazz slowly gets up to his feet but turns into a swinging neckbreaker from Natty Dred who then takes the challenger down with a clothesline to send him straight back down to the mat again. Dazz tries to climb to his feet once more but is met with a drop kick to the chest and he stumbles back into the corner of the ring here and Natty Dred smothers him with a huge clothesline. Dred climbs on top of the turnbuckle and drags Dazz up threw with him and, after a glance behind him he hits a massive suplex across the ring, which causes the whole thing to shake!

Nat looks down at Dazz and he thinks ‘what the hell’ and climbs the turnbuckle, this is a high risk manoeuvre Nat! FROG SPLASH! Connecting! 1………..2…. NO! DAZZ KICKS OUT! Natty Dred holds his head and breathes out deeply before getting back up to his feet. Nat gets up and locks Dazz in a sleeper hold but Dazz manages to wriggle free and elbow Nat in the gut, which will give him a little time to recover. Nat looks back up at Dazz and hits a DDT to the champion, and springs back to life here in front of all these fans which really looks like it has really got him going and now he tells Dazz to get up and as he does so he gets nailed with a massive Facebuster from the challenger, oh how the tide has turned! Natty Dred now in complete control whereas it was Dazz not too long ago. Now what, oh wait a second, Natty Dred is tuning up the band, what the hell is this, he’s getting ready for the sweet chin music! He hasn’t done this since RWC, when he was part of the Regime! He wants to remind Dazz who is the best man, the fans are on there feet, Dazz gets up, turns into a SWEET CHIN MUSIC!!!! ITS OVER, SURELY! 1…………2……….3! NO!!!!! Wait a minute, someone pulled the reff out of the ring, its….its Cole Parker….what the hell is he doing out here? Natty Dred looks over at Parker confused, the big man slides into the ring with a steel chair in hand and he looks down at the reff and says some choice words. Natty Dred stands up, and gets a steel chair to the face!!! What the hell is this about??? Dred stumbles back and gets a barrage of steel chair shots to the face from Cole Parker, why Cole, why?? Finally Natty Dred falls to his knees and one last one sends him face first to the mat. Cole Parker laughs and throws the chair to the outside of the ring. He grabs Dazz, and puts him over the top of Natty Dred! What the hell is this about?

He grabs the reff and puts him back in the ring, 1……….2….NOT THIS WAY……3! NO! NAT KICKED OUT! Amazing! The fans are chanting his name but Parker looks pissed off now, but the reff tells him to get out of the ring and now these two men are arguing with one another. Parker shouts at the reff and Dazz gets up to his feet, and clotheslines Parker over the top rope! I guess Dazz wants to win this the right way in this match between two former friends. Natty Dred has been busted wide open by that chair shot, and he is using the bottom rope to pull himself back up to his feet. Dazz looks down at Natty Dred and stomps his foot on the canvas, SWEET CHIN MUSIC!!!!! Natty Dred flops down to the canvas and Dazz pictures that he has the title around his waist now, drops down to his knees and covers Natty Dred, 1……..2……..3!!!!!!!!!! DAZZ RETAINS!!!!! I can’t believe it, you have to wonder whether Natty Dred would have won if it weren’t for Cole Parker, I just want to know what he was doing there! He had no place there, he had no right to cost Natty Dred the title.

Dazz is walking up the ramp holding the title above his head much to the displeasure of all of the fans here, he won’t care though, he is still RSA Champion!

….Winner, and still RSA Champion, DAZZ…..

[Slare]

Ok, so as I said on the show, Tournament.

Also, rate the ppv 1-10.

[Holy_Hopkins]

quality. Run away Slareeeeeee

Actually i should get me arse in gear.... before it makes no bloody sense....

RWC ppv this sunday.

[Holy_Hopkins]

bloody destiny video thing hasn't loaded up yet :grumpy:

I'd give it a 7 for a good, solid ppv

[Takerholic]

10.....by far one of the best RSA shows ever.....it solves enough, but then complicates enough situations as well.....Also...I will compete in the triple threat IN title match, but win or lose I will retire and if I win I will drop the belt......I will do a full retirement package for the show

[Slare]

What the fuzzy munchkin you retiring for?

[Stealth]

A silver mist rolls in...........................Out of the smoke appears..

Mortis "The Executioner"

Destiny.....hmmmmm. All in all a great way to start off this new society..............Except for one thing. Let me make it crystal clear for you Aeida. You had no chance of winning that match without Punisher being blinded. It took an accidental mist-shot from me for you to steal the win. You are lucky as you should have been dangling upside-down from the ringpost......minus that belt. Punisher will get his just reward.....in due time. I guarantee that much.

Now..... About this tournament. Everyone.........I mean everyone has an equal shot to become the #1 contender. That means that I could easily attain that status just as well as Matt Vallence.....Rip.......Slare.......hell....even Oni Chan/Bluegunn/Junior/Small-Fry/whatever his name is could be in that position. Here's the thing.....I'm taking one match at a time, and will be totally prepared for each opponent. I say this...........whoever I face.....there will be hell to pay for you to gain a victory over me. Hit me with whatever weaponry you have......whatever finisher you use in your arsonal.........because I will keep coming back for more. If you remember my last match.... I wrestled Oceansmafia. He he had to step up his game........and hit his F-5 off the tope rope to defeat me. Am I unbeatable?.....no. Am I impervious to pain?.........no. Am I superhuman?.....no. These things I am not... But over the course of my foresaken life of misery.....I've learned to deal with unbearable pain beyond most people's understanding of suffering. I've bled more.....been beaten more......been tortured more than anyone here who thinks that their broken home is a "painful" situation.... Poverty?....Blah...chicken feed. That's why when I step into the ring.......with anyone.... I aim to torture.......I aim to execute......I aim to mame....

I am the monster Mortis.

I am the Executioner.

See if you can get out alive.............................................

The misty fog builds and thickens. . . . . . . . . . .

Mortis vanishes into the smoke.

[FaSho34]

I give it a 7, next one will be a 9.5... I will be in it :cool:

[OceansMafia]

6 only because Mafia = Ratings

[Rip]

Any chance of an updated show for the next show guys?

And as for this one, what can I say I retained gotta be a good 8 at least :D

(although the match I had written before the whole shake up would have made it a 10 if anyone had asked for it *sulk*)

:D

[viva_la_raza]

0

Thats what you get when you try and screw Drennedy......

Nah, twas a good PPV, maybe not enough backstage segments but maybe that was because I'm used to that, I can do a show in the next two weeks as I am now am on Easter holidays. :yes:

I'll promo later.

[Bluegunn]

Hopkins, Nightmare. I think that it is safe to say that at Destiny we still have some unfinished business to take care of. Let's go ahead and finsih this triple threat match that we should of had. I would like to also welcome back the Dunc. He was indeed the better man that night as I was just as suprised as anyone else. I will offer my hand of friendship to him if he accepts because I respect the legends. But back to business. Hoppy, I am going to earn my respect from my fans. Nightmare, you wanted in on this too, but I somewhat respect you for defending me in part. But I will answer the call. This is going to be my first match that is not one on one so I will do what I can.

[Dazz]

hello fellow RSA-ians, having a few problems my end as in I'm at home for the easter hols at the mo and my parents have managed to break the home computer. This means I'm having to use the local library to keep up to date and unfortunately they have a hyper active saftey system in place which means if there's one rude word I lose the entire page from that word onwards. So I have no idea what happened at Destiny after the first match. This will be the case until the 25th of April, sorry.

[The Dunc]

So this is the RSA.....

This is where the legacy of the RSL lies....


This is where all those who spilt their blood before pay their homage....


Let's get something straight off of the bat: I look around the roster of this place and I see some old familiar faces. Then, I see the walls encrusted with the stink of newbies. So, for those terrorizing this place with their god-awful stench, let me educate ya:

The man standing before you the finest wrestling specimen the world of Simulation Wrestling has ever seen! When you kids were fondling your own oiles of shit trying to make "snowmen", I was breaking barriers.... kicking endless amounts of ass.... dominating any and everyone he chose... and, most importantly, winning the first Sim Titles there ever were. There is no topping my resilience, athleticism, or pure calculated aggression. When you're locked in The Grip of Destiny, your fated existence is all you have left.
In short:

My name is The Dunc.

Together with fellow-legend KRob, "Destiny" revolutionized the industry... giving it a face tit never could have dreamed possible, with dominance, eloquence and aggression to the nth degree! So when people say in Simulation Wrestling that they will "meet their maker", they're talking about me.


When it comes to th RSL, RSW or the rest of the sim feds, there is nothing left for The Man of Destiny to accomplish. You could say my "destiny has been fulfilled". Multiple-time World Champion... triple-crown champ... and then, ask anyone from the days of yore who the man to beat was. Guaranteed, my name is the one that will be mentioned! Yet... here I am once again, not as the one with a Destiny yet to fulfill... but as the shaper of the events of the future!

When "Destiny" was in full effect, there was one man who wanted to live up to The Dunc's image more than anyone else. That man wanted to live up to a level of greatness that few could even conceive in their miserable blips of an existence. That man was SLARE. He was taken under my wing, despite the nay-saying advice of others, and now stands before you not only as your President but also one of the most accomplished Sim stars in the industry!

But now... The Maker has some past issues to shape the future with.

SLARE, you've gone and made yourself a nice little legacy in the past couple years. You've carried the ball KRob and I handed to ya. Or should I say "attempted to rip from our hands"! You think I'm entering your world just for giggles? You hold a PPV with my namesake on it, and you think I wouldn't recognize that as a callout?

Gary, I'm not here for fun... I'm not even here for titles or glory... I'm here to end what I created.

YOU!

[Slare]

Dunc, When you entered your little self into what is my world, I dont think you know what you let yourself into.

You see, I have no issues with you anymore, no problems with you, and no need to even think about facing you.

You are not employed by RSA, and nor will you be in the future. You are the past, you are everything we want rid of.

Its a new day, yours has passed.

[Slare]

Right, Ill get the tourney brackets sorted.

Dazz, our champion wont be involved in it, and can have 2 weeks of considering he dont have computer acess anyway, thats pretty conveniant.

[Slare]

hockeyfanrick2@aol.com says:
who wrote my match?
Such a lonely day, and its mine. says:
whos this, ive got shit msn on
hockeyfanrick2@aol.com says:
punisher
Such a lonely day, and its mine. says:
ah ok
Such a lonely day, and its mine. says:
emmm,oll check, why?
hockeyfanrick2@aol.com says:
o, i just thought it was really well written
Such a lonely day, and its mine. says:
kl
Such a lonely day, and its mine. says:
ill check
Such a lonely day, and its mine. says:
it was me on that case
Such a lonely day, and its mine. says:
lol
hockeyfanrick2@aol.com says:
lol
Such a lonely day, and its mine. says:
stealth wrote it
Such a lonely day, and its mine. says:
hes good
hockeyfanrick2@aol.com says:
o alright


There you go stealth, a lil compliment for you.

By the way, what would you lot rather...

Longer matches, less backstage

More backtage, shorter matches?

[SheltonLondon]

Longer matches, more backstage..... :D

[Punisher]

We are in a dark room with the lights barely on. We see a figure who likes like the Punisher standing there with a look of anger on his face.

Miscommunication. That is the only reason why Aeida is still the International Champion. Everybody and their mom knows that I should've walked out of Destiny the International Champion. Not Aeida. I should be talking to you as a champion. With gold around my waist. But no. I have nothing.

But the next show is a new beginning. A tournament for #1 contendership for the title. Roster wide. Everyone has an equal shot. Someone like Oni Chan has as much of a shot as Natty Dred. I want this. I want to jump leaps and bounds ahead of everybody and become RSA Champion. I want to be remembered in the business the way Slare and The Dunc are.

This is my chance to make my mark. But i realize everyone has the same mindset as me. Everyone wants to make their mark. My partner, Mortis, has even stated that he wants to make his mark. And hell I know if we cross paths, even though we are partners, we will give each other everything we got. And just like him I'm going to take each match one at a time. I'm not going to look ahead.

See I learned that mistake with my match with Aeida. I looked ahead to how good I would look with the International Title after I beat Aeida. And I still think I should've won. Hell, if I would've hit that top rope Punishment not only would I end the match I would end the career of Aeida. But you can believe one thing. During this tournament I'm going to keep three words in my mind.


Whatever it takes.

[FaSho34]

Who wants to be there on opening night with me in the ring?

[Rip]

*raises hand*

[Rip]

I'd consider it an honor......

Lets light the place up.

[FaSho34]

Ah, looks like my return will be against... Rip? Hey aren't you a rip off of some guy I know. He acts like Hogan, the little bastard, never showed up for anything, was always late... anyways...

I guess this will do, but I have loads planned for me to do when I get back....

[OceansMafia]

What has happened?

Am I the only one who see's it?

RSA is in the biggest slump of it's history, why? because Less and Less of Mafia is a mockery to the profession i did indeed create, and it's downright horrific for the fans, who pay their hard earned money too see ME.

Now i have a couple of letters for Fans who are just outragged at recent events.

Here's one from little Timmy from Seattle.


Dear. Mr Mafia.....You see Respect, i get it from my fans but not from RSA. Anyway back to the point

Where have you been Mr. Mafia? my dad says your a never was and a never will be, but I Mafia i beleve that you are the Future RSA World Champ, and The Future savor of this business. Not only did i tell my dad that, but i got my ass kicked by him but he kicked me out, now i am living on the streets where i had to sell my body for science just to get a stamp on this letter to send you, Mr. Mafia. Please COME BACK!

Now not everybody would take the time a read out letters from fans, but i am. I am a True Hero in this buisness!

Now what is RSA doing to fix my off air time, the bring back The Dunc...hahahah The Dunc of all people to MY HOUSE...I do not need to sit through another "Here, i am coming" promo again, Last time he had one i think it was like 7 months ago, it said something like "Dunc's Coming Home" is this really suppose to bring fans in and have their brains sucked dry from not enough Intellgence?

He is here for Slare every 3 months, Slare you need to do something about this, My Air Time should not be affected by such Compassion and Love that you two feel for each other, i know it's none of my buisness what you two do in and out of the ring i do not need to know about.

I am here, for my 2nd proposal to Chris Lemich, Sooner or later may be too late, I want my matches Chris, The Fans want, wait no they didn't ask for the match. THEY ARE DEMANDING IT!, and hell SO AM I! Chris Best of 7 Yes or No..We can do this the easy way, by you bringing your scrawny ass out here and accepting the Matches i have in place, or you can it the hard way and thats not so good, i will come back there drag you by your nappy hair and beat the bloody piss out of you and let all the fans see how much of a LOSER YOU REALLY ARE!

You have one week Chris with my answer, it better be what i want to hear.

[Tha Kyd]

What should be is

Normal Shows should be more backstage segments with shorter matches with the exception of a match that deserves to be longer

At Pay Per Views, there should be very little backstage maybe with the exception of maybe a few to get little developed fueds on the go

[Slare]

I have sorted out the brakcets, Fasho and Rip, you sadly cant face each other as the tourney dictates something else.

Promostime:



Mafia, I dont like your tone sonny, dont get on my bad side, we know what happens then.

[Holy_Hopkins]

RWC show will be plonked up at 9 I think

[Slare]

Cool, punisher seen the skit and was like WTF, as he dont know the context lol.

[Slare]

RSA FEAR
ROAD TO THE TITLE BRACKETS

ROUND ONE


Slare vs. Chris Lemchi

Natty vs. Punisher

Oceansmafia vs. Mortis

Oni Chan gets a bye




Funazz vs. Rip

Fasho vs. Cole Parker

Mikey Jones vs. Aieda

Vallanve vs. Bruno



That everyone???

[Holy_Hopkins]

RWC Reunion

*A Huge pyro display goes off as the camera pans around the sold out arena in Bristol, England, home of RWC. Mr Hopkins makes his way out to the top of the ramp before slowly walking to the ring, taking in the atmosphere on his way.*

“Ladies and Gentlemen……. WELCOME TO RWC!!!

Now I’ve come out here in front of you all because I believe that it’s probably the best time for me to say my piece. Basically all I want to say is Thank You. Thank You for supporting RWC, for following RWC and for selling out these arena’s across the world! Without the fans and the guys in the back who busted their asses every week RWC would have been a disaster. So Thank You for turning this vision of a business into a reality, Thank you for….”

*Mr. Hopkins is interrupted by Jam-bomb’s music, the young owner of RSA makes his way to the ring and goes face to face with Hopkins*

“Hopkins Hopkins Hopkins, now I’ve come out here, in front of all my fans, because I believe it’s probably the best time for me to say my piece.”

*Hopkins just grins slightly and nods*

“Basically all I want to say is SHUT THE HELL UP, come on old timer, you think what you are saying is original? You think what you are saying is something these morons have never seen before? Hell they were fans of RWC for god sake, you’ve got more chance of it being Sunday after Monday then a shock in RWC. If that was your vision my friend, well I’d go get your eyes checked out.”

*Hopkins continues grinning and raises the mic*

“Well that’s real cute of you Jamie and I appreciate you taking the time to come out here to tell me that, now if you would skedaddle out of my ring I believe you have last months show to sort out.”

“Ahhh that reminds me actually, whilst I was planning one of RSA top quality shows I came across something that was a little queer”

“You should really stop hanging out in those types of bars the Mr. Bell. I believe old Nighty’s been influencing you some how”

“You know full well that’s not what I meant, I am a man of integrity, I am a successful wrestler and businessman, I am happily married….”

“It’s all legal now I suppose.”

“See, this is why RWC failed. Look at you, you are a joke”

“RWC did not fail.”

“Hey all I know is that RWC is out of business and the only person in charge of a company in this ring, heck this arena is me and I suggest if you still want your job that you walk out of this ring right now, get on with this farce of a show and finally let RWC rot in the heap of crap it has always been in"

*Hopkins looks hesitant*

"If I don't leave now I'm fired??"

"You heard me"

*Hopkins starts walking towards the ropes*

"Well in that case..."

*Hopkins bounces off the ropes and delivers a crunching spear to Jam-bomb. He lifts up the RSA owner and delivers a huge Jackhammer, Jam-bomb is rolled out of the ring by medics*

"As my last night as a wrestler I guess it's only right that I say, let RWC BEGIN!!"

Match 1 Funazz vs Da One
Ladder Match

Funazz' music hits and the older brother makes his way to the ring carrying a steel ladder, hanging above the ring is 10,000 in pound sterling inside a briefcase, as if these two young athletes needed another reason to put it all on the line in this match. Funazz slides into the ring and props up the ladder in one of the corners, he poses to the crowd and looks up at the briefcase hanging above the ring as Da One's music blazes out through the P.A system.

Da One is quickly out onto the top of the ramp where he tries to get some crowd support. Da One has been in limbo really ever since the end of RSW and RWC. Da One charges into the ring and climbs the ladder in the corner signalling to the crowd. Da one jumps down and squares up to his brother. The bell rings and the two superstars just circle each other. Funazz goes for a lock up but Da One wriggles out of it and pushes his brother into the ropes, Funazz slides through Da One's legs before catching him with a vicious snap neck breaker. Funazz quickly climbs to the top rope in an attempt to get in some early ariel manoeuvres but Da One is up to his feet and catches Funazz with some right hands. Funazz is poised on top of the turnbuckle as Da one continues to pound him with right hands, Da One gets onto the turnbuckle as well and attempts a superplex. Funazz holds onto the rope to block the move and knocks the wind out of his brother with a couple of punches to the gut. Funazz hits a superplex from the top rope to the outside of the ring!!!

Good God Da One caught his left leg on the security barrier and is obviously in a lot of discomfort, both men are down but Funazz is stirring. Funazz pulls himself up and climbs the apron, he looks down at Da One before executing a perfect Swanton Splash to Da One's back. That's two big time moves Funazz has just pulled out so early in the match, there's no doubt that Funazz wants to do as much damage as early as he can. Funazz slowly gets to his feet and rolls into the ring. He picks up the ladder and places it in the centre of the ring. Da One is still in a heap on the floor outside the ring. Funazz begins to climb and almost has the briefcase in reach. Funazz is at the top of the ladder and about the grab the case when he looks round. He smiles at the crowd and poses before hitting a Moonsault off the top of the ladder! Nobody's home though! Da One rolled under the ring and all Funazz felt was the cold concrete floor.

Funazz slowly gets to his feet, there's still no sign of Da One anywhere. Funazz slowly rolls into the ring and looks around, he still can't see Da one so begins to climb the ladder. Funazz is about 3 rungs away from the top when Da One rolls out from the other side of the ring and bursts into the ring, he rushes up the ladder, flips over Funazz and delivers a huge powerbomb, slamming Funazz over the top rope and onto the solid floor. Da One staggers to his feet, full of adrenaline he begins to climb the ladder. The briefcase his in his grasp... one hand on it.... But out of nowhere the ladder is pushed to the ground by Funazz. Da One gets caught upon the top rope. Funazz walks towards Da one and wraps his left leg in between the top and middle rope. Funazz grins and grabs the ladder, he charges full speed at Da One and slams the ladder into the leg, Da One gets out of the ropes and clutches his leg in agony.

Funazz rams Da One's shoulder into the ring post before kicking the inside of his left leg. Funazz pulls Da One away from the post with such force that the young superstar is sent flying through the air before landing face first on the mat. Funazz applies a leg lock to Da One, using the ropes for extra leverage. After a couple of seconds Funazz releases the hold and rolls outside. He throws two chairs and a trash can into the ring before picking up a kendo stick and rolling back into the ring. Da One is on his feet and manages to jump a running swipe at his legs by Funazz holding the stick. Da One clutches his leg and is obviously in great discomfort but catches Funazz in the face with a super kick. Da One places the trash can onto Funazz' chest and climbs to the top rope. Da One slips momentarily but quickly regains his balance and drives an elbow through the trash can onto his brother’s chest!

Da One slowly gets to his feet and drags his brother up, Da One kicks him in the gut before delivering a huge hurricanrana. Da one begins to climb the ladder, he's almost there but is halted by a vicious chair shot to his back. Funazz continues the onslaught with sickening chairshots to the back of Da One. Funazz drags his brother other to the turnbuckle and crashes the steel chair against his left leg before slipping his ankle in the chair and climbing to the top rope. Funazz stomps from the top rope onto the ankle. Funazz hits Da One's leg with the chair a few more times before throwing him over the top rope. Funazz begins to climb the ladder as Da One tries to pull himself up. Funazz is almost at the top as Da One rolls back into the ring, Da One stands up but his leg gives way underneath him allowing Funazz to grab the briefcase, win the opening match and more importantly win the £10,000

Winner Funazz

*In the back the Society are sat around a small table playing poker, about 30 cans of larger and a handful of Cuban cigars are on the table, the table is actually a door being propped up by a gold statue of Slare*

Slare: "I'm just going to get a few more cans, that will barely serve as refreshment."

* Slare gets up to leave and as he opens the door bumps into Lexi *

Slare: "Well look who it is, fancies a shower later darling"

Lexi: "Slare, darling, if you remember last time we had a shower I remember some scotch eggs getting a bit singed and your caber getting roasted"

Slare: "No pain no gain darling. Remember when I use to tie you up?"

"Yes. You kidnapped me from RSW and tied me up in your basement"

"Any girl would kill to get tied up by me.."

Nightmare: "Some guys would too"

* The room goes silent. Everyone gives Nightmare dodgy looks*

"I'm just saying... Errrr its our match next.... We better go"

"Nu-huh not until you play my music..."

"Fine... He does this all the time now... Chris hit it."

Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.

"..... God Damn it Nightmare you taped over my evolution song."

"That was so not me"

*Slare and Nightmare look at Chris*

"Whatchu talking about Slare.... Ok... It was me.... Sorry, but... god damn it is textbook. Let's just go to the ring"

"God Damn it I want music"

"I guess this will have to do then"

*The Society make their way to the ring with YMCA blaring out, Slare is enthusiastic as ever*

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJOsHJ4FHjw

Match 2 The Foundation vs The Society
Tag Team Elimination Match

The Society are waiting in the ring when the familiar theme of the foundation begins to play. Triple B leads out Dazz followed by the famous tag team of Marijuana and Opportunity Knocks. BBB and Dazz enter the ring as MJ and OK both walk around the side. Marijuana enters the left side of the ring, OK does the same on the right. All Four men pose and square off against their counterpart. Triple B is staring down Slare, Chris is staring at Dazz, Nightmare at OK and Marijuana at *Slick* Diamond Joe. The bell rings and the 8 men trade blows.

OK is quickly thrown over the ropes by Nightmare as Dazz whips Chris into the corner. Nightmare slides out of the ring and bounces OK's head off the ring post as BBB delivers a Manhattan drop to Slare. Nightmare pulls Marijuana out of the ring and begins to pound on him with right hands, Diamond Joe leaves the ring and joins Nightmare by delivering right hands to the midriff of MJ. Triple B hits a running clothesline taking him and Slare out of the ring. Nightmare, Slare and Joe regroup as does the Foundation. Dazz and Chris are in the ring and circle each other. The two superstars lock up but Chris overpowers Dazz and hard whips him into the turnbuckle. Chris follows up with a running shoulder block and tags in Diamond Joe. Joe rushes in and takes down Dazz with a short clothesline before landing an elbow to the back of the RSA champion. Joe lifts up Dazz and kicks him in the gut before whipping him into the ropes and straight into a gigantic powerslam. 1.......2.... Dazz gets the shoulder up. Joe locks on a sleeper hold but is kicked in the face by OK.

Dazz is back on his feet and takes Diamond Joe down with a spinning heel kick before tagging in Triple B. Triple B runs straight into a Samoan drop but Dazz catches Joe with a super kick. Triple B rolls over for the cover but Nightmare breaks up the pin to make sure the Society do no lose a member so early. Nightmare clotheslines BBB before leaving the ring again. Diamond Joe picks up the leader of the foundation but is kicked in the gut. Triple B hits a snap suplex before tagging in Opportunity Knocks. OK comes in with a huge boot sending Joe over the top rope and into the canvas. Slare and Nightmare go to check on Joe who landed awkwardly as Chris slides into the ring. Chris pounds on OK as the MJ and Dazz come to meet Slare and Nightmare. Diamond Joe crawl back into the ring as Slare and Nightmare trade punches with Marijuana and Dazz. In the ring Chris takes OK down with a running spear. OK is quick to his feet and continues trading blows with Chris until Joe hits the Diamond Cutter!!! 1.....2.....3 OK has been eliminated !!

Eliminated: Opportunity Knocks

Triple B is quickly back into the ring and hits a dangerous DDT on Diamond Joe, he hooks the leg 1.....2.... But Chris breaks up the 3 count. The ref orders Chris back into his corner as BBB gets to his feet. Triple B and Chris exchange words but Joe takes the advantage and rolls up Triple B! He's got the tights! 1......2..... NO! Triple B powered out of it. Joe tags in Slare who immediately continues the onslaught with elbows to the back of Triple B's head. Slare lifts up his counterpart and chops him before scooping him up for a body slam. Slare goes for the Leg drop but Dazz pulls his partner out of the ring leaving Slare with nothing to hit except the mat. Dazz enters the ring and catches Slare in the face with a front dropkick before sending the Society leader to the outside of the ring with a roundhouse kick. Dazz is pumped up but turns around into a sit-down powerbomb by Nightmare!! Chris sends Slare back into the ring who duly hits the Leg Drop. 1......2.....3 The Foundation are down to two men here! It's 4 on 2! Dazz has been eliminated!!

Eliminated: Dazz

Triple B rushes into the ring but spears the referee! BBB takes the fight to Slare with vicious right hands powering him into the corner. Slare fights out with a huge big boot. Outside the ring Dazz is halfway up the ramp but starts making his way back down. Dazz grabs a steel chair from ringside and climbs back into the ring. Dazz clocks Slare with the chair before levelling Triple B. Nightmare and Chris rush into the ring but fall victim to vicious chair shots. Diamond Joe gets hit in the gut with the chair before Dazz sends it crashing down on his head. Marijuana slides into the ring and confronts Dazz, Dazz looks down at Triple B and seems remorseful, Dazz says sorry to MJ and is about to leave the ring before clocking him over the head with the chair busting him wide open. Dazz pulls Triple B over Slare before leaving the ring. Dazz walks back up the ramp screaming he's the best as the ref slowly counts 1.....2.....3! Everyone is flat out but Slare has been eliminated. It looks like it'll be an early shower for Slare.

Eliminated: Slare

2 members of the Foundation are left. 3 Members of the Society are left. Triple B and Stone Cold Chris are the legal men. Triple B begins to stir as Slare is helped out of the ring by officials. Triple B staggers to his feet and looks around at the carnage. He quickly covers Chris 1.......2..... But gets his shoulder up before the 3 count is made. Triple B lifts up Chris and executes a suplex before tagging in MJ. Marijuana can barely see thanks to a river of blood flowing from the top of his head but he lay into Chris with right hands. MJ ducks a big boot and takes the protégé of the Society down with a German suplex. MJ goes to lock on a leg lock but Chris kicks him away. Chris gets to his feet and after flooring Marijuana with a vicious clothesline tags in Diamond Joe.

Joe whips MJ into the corner but misses with a charging shoulder block. Marijuana takes Joe down to the mat with an arm drag before tagging in Triple B. Triple B picks up Diamond Joe before taking him down with a bear hug front slam. Triple B climbs to the top rope but is knocked off by Stone Cold Chris. Diamond Joe slowly pulls himself up and signals for a diamond cutter but BBB see's it coming and tags in MJ. Marijuana rushes into the ring and takes Joe off his feet with a shuffle side kick. MJ climbs to the top rope and connects with an Asai Moonsault! 1......2..... Joe powers out. Joe fights out of an attempted sleeper hold and pushes MJ against the ropes, MJ slides between Diamond's legs and rolls hims up 1.....2.....3 Joe's been eliminated!!

Eliminated: Diamond Joe

It's back down to 2 on 2 here. Marijuana and Triple B vs Stone Cold Chris and Nightmare. Nightmare enters the ring and clobbers MJ in the back of the head with some hard looking right forearms. Nightmare lifts up MJ and powers him into the corner. Nightmare props MJ up onto the top rope and climbs as well. Nightmare attempts a superplex but MJ holds onto to the rope. MJ punches Nightmare in the gut causing the big man to fall to the mat. MJ launches off and connects with a perfect Moonsault! 1......2.... Nightmare kicked out!! Nightmare sits up as MJ tags in Triple B. BBB tries to take Nightmare down with a few shoulder blocks but the big man isn't moving. Nightmare clotheslines Triple B before knocking MJ off the apron. Nightmare takes Triple B down with a belly to belly suplex as MJ climbs the top rope. MJ attempts a hurricanrana but Nightmare turns it into a huge powerbomb! Triple B clobbers Nightmare in the back but Nightmare turns around and floors him with a big boot. Nightmare lifts up Triple B and delivers a huge Chokeslam before hooking the leg. 1.....2....3

Eliminated: Triple B

Marijuana is left alone here and he's bleeding like a virgin after a night with Slare. Nightmare tags in Chris who's been screaming for the tag. Chris enters the ring and measures MJ up before hitting the Stunner! Chris hooks the leg... 1....2....3 The Society have done it! MJ has been eliminated. Chris stares at Nightmare who smiles and the two shake hands. These two will face off one on one later on tonight in a special "Teacher vs Student" match

Eliminated: Marijuana

Winners: Stone Cold Chris and Nightmare - The Society

*Pimpdaddy and OceansMafia are talking in the lockeroom when Timesplitter and Fasho barge in*

Fasho: "Yo yo yo Homies look what we have here, PimpTime reunited Man it feels good"

Pimpdaddy: "That was a one off Fasho. I don't think you can have a reunion for a one off pairing."

Fasho: "Sure you can, Hell we even had are own theme tune brothers"

Mafia: "No No No you made your own theme, we had nothing to do with it"

Pimp: "Ah come on Mafia, lets do what he says, hell it's the last ever show"

" Ahhhh right, It's SHOTIME!!"

*Jam-bomb is in the car park on his phone, muttering to himself*

"Come on... where are they.... "

*Jam-bomb looks at his watch and a limo pulls up. Jam-bomb opens the door*

"Finally, now come on."

Match 3 Jam-bomb vs Baros

Baros' music hits and the former RWC tag champion makes his way to the ring. Baros slides into the ring and climbs the turnbuckle posing to the crowd. Baros' last appearance for RWC was when he had an encounter with Nightmare that led to him being crucified on a cross..... But he seems to be in brilliant condition here! Anyway Jamie's music hits and the RSA owner makes his way to the ring grinning like an billionaire owner of a worldwide company... Jamie slides into the ring and faces off against Baros. These two were of course tag team champions back at the start of RWC.

Baros attempts a lock up but Jamie wriggles out of it and hits a side suplex. Jamie goes for the quick cover but Baros kicks out before 2. Jam-bomb lifts up Baros but is kicked away before being knocked off his feet with a flying forearm. Baros jumps up to the top rope and waits for Jam-bomb to get to his feet before levelling him with a dropkick to the chest. Baros lands a few elbows to the gut of Jam-bomb before hoisting his former partner back to his feet. Baros whips Jam-bomb into the ropes and delivers a huge powerslam 1.....2... Jam-bomb powers out. Jam-bomb quickly gets to his feet but is back on the mat with in seconds thanks to a shuffle side kick from Baros. Baros climbs to the top rope and launches himself up attempting a diving elbow but Jam-bomb rolls out of the way.

Jam-bomb is the first to his feet and applies a leg lock. Baros tries to pull himself to the ropes but to no avail. Baros is about to tap but with one last burst of energy he manages to fight out of the hold. Baros staggers to his feet but walks straight into a Dragon Screw. Jam-bomb lifts up Baros but Baros pushes him away before nailing a swift DDT. Baros quickly gets to his feet and signals for the Hat trick. Jam-bomb staggers to his feet but quickly takes Baros down with a vicious clothesline. Jam-bomb climbs to the top turnbuckle and connects with a Moonsault, he hooks the leg 1.......2.... Baros gets the shoulder up! Jam-bomb pounds the ground in frustration and moans at the ref. Whilst Jam-bomb is complaining Baros gets to his feet and signals for the Hat Trick (RKO) Jam-bomb turns around and straight into it!!! Baros jumps to his feet and poses to the crowd. Baros climbs to the top rope and connects with a Swanton Bomb! Surely that's it, A double finisher from Baros! 1.......2.......3 NO! Jam-bomb got his bottom foot on the rope!

Baros looks surprised but continues to bring the fight to Jam-bomb with a series of kicks to his gut. Jam-bomb rolls out of the ring to regain his breath but Baros is refuses to let him get any respite and dives over the top rope and catches Jam-bomb with a Swanton. Both men are down but Baros is quickly to his feet. The young superstar rolls Jamie onto the announce table and climbs onto the ring apron. Baros grins before climbing into the ring and going up to the top turnbuckle, he looks down once more before launching off with a Shooting Star Press! My God Jamie's just been broken in half here but what damage did Baros do to himself there! Neither men are moving as the ref calls for some medical staff to get to the ring. Baros slowly begins to move and crawls towards the ring. Baros pulls himself up before picking up Jam-bomb and throwing him into the ring. Baros slowly gets back in the ring and gets the cover.. 1.........2....... Jam-bomb gets the shoulder up! Baros can not believe it!

Baros gets to his feet and picks up Jam-bomb before whipping him against the ropes and into a clothesline. Baros picks up Jam-bomb again and whips him into the ropes but Jam-bomb ducks the clothesline, he bounces off the ropes but runs straight into a dropkick. Baros hooks the leg 1......2..... Jamie powers out again. Baros lifts Jam-bomb up and attempts to whip him into the corner but Jam-bomb reverses it and Baros' back crashes against the turnbuckle. Jam-bomb charges full speed at Baros and connects with a clothesline before propping his former partner up on top of the turnbuckle. Jam-bomb signals for the hurricanrana but Baros somehow finds the strength to steady himself and turn it into a huge powerbomb! Surely it's over now 1.....2... But Jam-bomb gets the shoulder up! Baros climbs slowly to the top rope and goes for another Shooting Star Press but this time finds nobody home!

Jam-bomb pulls himself up by the ropes and locks in a one legged Boston crab but Baros is too close to the ropes for the hold to do much damage. Jam-bomb stomps away on Baros before lifting him up and executing a running neckbreaker Jam-bomb hooks the leg but Baros is too close to the ropes and gets his foot on the bottom rope. Jam-bomb slides out of the ring and grabs a steel chair, the ref tries to take it away from him but Jam-bomb holds on until Baros dropkicks the chair in the face of Jamie! 1......2..... NO! Jam-bomb somehow got the shoulder up! Baros can not believe it! Baros lifts up Jam-bomb and whips him into the ropes. Baros signals for the Hat trick and connects! Surely it's over but wait a minute... that's... that's ... that's Cole Parker, Aeida and Chann what the hell are they doing here they had nothing to do with RWC but they're distracting the ref! What a minute Rip and Punisher are in the ring with steel chairs in hand! Good Lord what a vicious sickening con-chair-to to Baros!

Baros is a bloody mess on the floor as Rip and Punisher slide out of the ring. Jam-bomb slowly gets to his feet and climbs to the top rope as Chann and Parker get off the apron and walk around to where Rip and Punisher are. Jam-bomb launches off and connects with the Shooting Star Press! 1.......2..... NO!! Baros kicked out! Baros kicked out! Jamie can not believe it and signals to the RSA superstars outside of the ring. All 4 men slide into the ring and under barking orders from Jamie begin to attack Baros. This is an ambush this is, Baros had the match won when these men who have no business being here tried to help Jamie win but even then Baros would not stay down so it's come to this a 5 on 1 beat down. These men were never even in RWC for God Sake!

Stone Cold Chris, Nightmare, Diamond Joe, Pimpdaddy and Mr Hopkins rush to the ring, sending the RSA invaders scrambling out of the ring and through the crowd. A medical team come down and load a bloodied Baros onto a stretcher and carry him out back, the RWC superstars go with him as Jam-bomb poses in the crowd.

Winner: Via DQ Baros!

*Baros is attached to the stretcher with Nightmare looking over him, Baros slowly begins to gain consciousness*

Baros: "Ah man not again"

Nightmare: "What?"

Baros: "You're going to Crucify me again aren't you. One more match he said, say goodbye to the fans he said, Jesus Christ look at me."

"Dude I'm not going to Crucify you"

*Funazz walks past the door and Nightmare looks up*

"Actually... I have to go"

*Nightmare walks out the door and chases Funazz, you hear Funazz scream and Nightmare giggling like a schoolgirl*

Match 4 Nightmare & Zook vs Pimpmafia vs ShoTime
TLC

PimpMafia and Shotime come out together as Pimpin Time begins to play out across the arena

“It’s pimping time.
There’s no need to be afraid
At pimping time
We do some drugs but we have no shame.

And in our town of London
We charge extra for our girls
Politicians around the world
Love Pimping time.

Buy a new watch
Half price down the old market
At pimping time, its hard, so you can have some fun

They’re steaming up all your windows,
like that film with Richard Gere
Where only juices flowing
is your 3rd eyes blessed tears

And the Cops that all patrol here
Are our best paid customers
Well tonight thank God I’m here and so are you

And there won't be aids in Pimp- y -land this Christmas time
We always use rubber flavoured condoms
(Oooh) Our girls will help it grow
Half price for older ho’s
Come on guys It is Pimping-time today”

PimpMafia take up a corner as ShoTime take another, Timesplitter mounts a turnbuckle and poses to the crowd as Nightmare and Zook make their way to the ring. Two ladders are placed either side of the ring with two tables either side of them. Chairs are placed on top of the tables. Hanging above the ring there are the RWC Tag titles. Nightmare and Zook slide into the ring and are immediately attacked. PimpMafia go after Nightmare and ShoTime take it to Zook. Pimpdaddy whips Nightmare into OceansMafia who takes the big man down with a huge clothesline. In the corner Fasho and Timesplitter are working over Zook with right hands. Fasho whips his partner at full force into Zook who stumbles out of the corner only into a huge spinebuster by Fasho.

Timesplitter and Fasho roll out of the ring as Pimpdaddy and Mafia deliver a huge double suplex to Nightmare. Fasho and Splitter grab chairs and slide back into the ring, Timesplitter nails Zook in the head with the chair as PimpMafia pick up Nightmare. PimpMafia go for a double suplex but Nightmare blocks it and delivers a double suplex himself!! What strength by Nightmare! Nightmare gets to his feet only to turn into a vicious chair shot from Fasho. Fasho tells Timesplitter to go get a ladder and his partner slides out of the ring. Fasho slams the chair against OceansMafia’s back before helping his partner set up the ladder. Fasho and Timesplitter begin to climb the ladder…. Fasho reaches up but just can’t reach; he climbs another step but is being pulled down! Pimpdaddy and Zook are both to their feet and stopping Fasho and Timesplitter from getting the gold!

Pimpdaddy goes between Fasho’s legs as Zook does the same to Timesplitter. POWERBOMB! Both men just delivered huge powerbombs! Fasho and Timesplitter are broken in half! Zook and Pimpdaddy begin to climb the ladder, Pimpdaddy is quicker and reaches the top of the ladder first, he slams Zooks head onto the top of the ladder repeatedly until Zook slips down a rung. Pimpdaddy reaches up but Nightmare pushes the ladder over sending Pimpdaddy and Zook crashing to the floor! Nightmare looks down at the carnage but is elbowed in the back by Oceans who then hits a Russian leg sweep. Mafia locks on a leg lock as Fasho gets to his feet. Fasho charges at Mafia and clotheslines Mafia over the top rope, the momentum carries him over the top rope as well and both men fall to the concrete floor.

Nightmare staggers to his feet but is met but a dropkick form Timesplitter. Pimpdaddy and Zook begin to stir as Fasho bounces Mafia’s head off the announce table. Fasho sets up a table as Zook pulls himself into a corner. Nightmare and Timesplitter trade blows and the big man takes Splitter down with a huge big boot. Fasho takes Mafia down with a back suplex before rolling him onto the table. Nightmare lifts up Timesplitter but is knocked back before being super kicked! Timesplitter quickly sets up the ladder and begins to climb as Fasho pounds on Mafia’s gut with right hands. Timesplitter reaches the top of the ladder and has the titles in reach but Fasho signals down at Mafia. Timesplitter looks up at the titles before grinning and jumping off the ladder! 5 STAR! FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH through the table! Mafia and Timesplitter are dead! Jesus Christ what a suicidal move by Timesplitter! He had the match won! I guess Shotime just wanted to put on one hell of a show!

Fasho picks up another table and slides back into the ring before setting up the table and picking up Zook. Pimpdaddy pulls himself up by the ropes before whipping Nightmare into the corner. Pimp works over Nightmare with right hands as Fasho kicks Zook in the gut. Fasho lifts Zook up for the F-5 through the table but Zook reverses it into a DDT through the wood! Pimpdaddy charges at Nightmare in the corner but Nightmare moves before hitting a bulldog onto a steel chair! Nightmare slides out of the ring and throws a table into the ring before picking up the other ladder and sliding it into the ring. Nightmare sets up the ladder and begins to climb. Nightmare pulls himself up the ladder and reaches for the title but it’s too far away. Nightmare climbs up another rung as Pimpdaddy begins to stir. Nightmare reaches for the title but misses, Nightmare climbs up another rung but out of nowhere Timesplitter races up the ladder and takes Nightmare down with a Side effect!

Pimpdaddy and Zook slowly get to their feet and trade exhausted blows. Zook whips Pimpdaddy against the ropes and goes for a big boot but Pimpdaddy ducks and scores with a neckbreaker. Pimpdaddy sets up the table in-between both ladders. Pimpdaddy signals for the last ride and thrusts Zook inbetween his legs however Fasho crashes a steel chair against Pimps head! Pimp is busted open and flat out on the floor. Fasho delivers a huge F-5 to Zook as Mafia slowly gets to his feet. Fasho rolls a motionless Zook onto the table and begins to climb the ladder. Mafia rolls back into the ring and slowly begins to climb the other ladder. Fasho reaches the top of the ladder and reaches for the titles, he touched them with his fingertips but can’t grasp hold of them. Mafia reaches the top of the ladder as well and swings at Fasho. Fasho is too far away though and Mafia has to quickly steady himself. Mafia reaches for the title and grabs one, Fasho grabs the other one. Both men look at each other, trying to tug the titles away from one another. Mafia says something and both men look at Zook on the table in between them. Fasho nods and both men do a Leg drop off the top of the ladder onto Zook!!! Mafia’s leg came crashing down on Zook’s neck whilst Fasho leg dropped Zooks lower body! All 3 men are in a heap, broken tables, blood spilt, broken bodies good god how are any of these men going to walk after this match!!

Timesplitter is the first to his feet but as he begins to make his way towards the ladder Pimpdaddy pulls himself up. Splitter charges at Pimp but runs straight into a big boot. Pimpdaddy throws Timesplitter into the corner and sets him up on the top rope. Nightmare pulls himself up thanks to the ladder and slowly begins to climb. Pimpdaddy mounts the turnbuckle as well 1…2..3…4..5…6 Nightmare is halfway up the ladder! 7…8…9..10. Pimpdaddy hops down from the top rope as Nightmare reaches the top. Instead of going for the titles Nightmare dives off and spears Timesplitter off the turnbuckle and too the outside!!! Both men are out of it as Pimpdaddy looks around slightly bemused.

Pimpdaddy repositions one of the ladders to a more central position and throws the other one to the floor. Fasho is up though and whips Pimpdaddy into the corner. Mafia get to his feet as well and takes Fasho down with an atomic drop. Mafia and Pimpdaddy score with a double suplex as Zook now gets to his feet! Zook charges at Pimp but Mafia takes him down with a huge clothesline. Mafia lifts up Zook but Zook pushes him away and grabs him by the throat!! Zook lifts Mafia up for the Chokeslam but his legs are taken out from under him by Pimpdaddy using the ladder. Pimpdaddy places the ladder on top of Zook as Mafia kicks Fasho in the groin. Mafia lifts Fasho up and delivers a F-5 onto the ladder!!

Mafia and Pimpdaddy are the only two standing and they begin to climb the ladder. Slowly but surely they get closer rung by rung. They’ve got them in their sights… YES PimpMafia have won this match! Pimpdaddy hands a title to OceansMafia and both men hold a title above their heads whilst on top of the ladder! What a match, lets not forget Nightmare, Zook, Timesplitter and Fasho in what can only be described as unbelievable!!

Winners: PimpMafia

*NattyDread is sat down in the lockeroom reading an old RWC magazine, on the front there is a picture of him holding the IC title. The title “The Future” is writing above his head. Stone Cold Chris enters the lockeroom looking around, he walks past Nattydread and smiles*

Chris: “Heh heh, I guess some things just don’t happen hey”

*Nattydread looks irritated and puts the magazine down before getting to his feet*

“Chris, just because I have yet to win doesn’t mean I will not one day soon win and become the number one superstar”

“You keep telling yourself that… “Champ” but the fact is I’ve been there and that makes our match tonight somewhat baffling. “Future vs Future” you see that doesn’t really sit well with me. I think that “Present vs Midcarder / loss potential” would be a better title for the match”

“If you want to start this match early Chris, well go ahead I’m ready for you. However if I were you I’d concentrate on not getting injured in your match with your former team mate. You see that’s one thing I have accomplished and you… didn’t. I led a faction, I was a leader, I was the man.”

“Well looking at your team mates I have to say you were probably a better teacher then you are wrestler. How does it feel knowing that in RWC Dazz was part of your faction but now he’s risen above you and accomplished one thing that I have done… and I believe you have not.”

“In the future. The future”

“Yeah yeah I get it one day you’ll be the best, one day you’ll be the champ, one day Bristol City will win a match.”

*Booooooooooooooooo*

“Shut up, you see you can talk about how you are going to be the best one day all you want, but it takes a man, to actually follow through with his words.”

*Chris starts walking out the door but Nattydread blocks his path*

“If you want we start this now”

“Heh, In the future my friend, in the not too distant future.”

*Krob and Dunc are sitting in the back talking when Toysailor walks in*

Toysailor: “Wahey look what we have here lads a Destiny reunion man it’s good to see you guys”

Dunc: “Hey man it’s good to see you again, what are you doing here?”

“Me? I’m just here to pop in and say hi to a few old friends, looking forward to your match tonight?”

*Before Dunc has a chance to reply Slare enters the room*

Slare: “Hey guys I heard Toysailor was here and wanted a word.”

“What?”

“Hey no need to be so frosty man, look I know in the past we haven’t always seen eye to eye…”

“Eye to headlight now and then though”

“… I know we haven’t always seen eye to eye but this is a reunion, a chance for old friends to meet up, to say goodbye, to say thank you and well for me to say sorry. Lets just put it all behind us shake hands and move on.”

“Just like that? Put everything that happened in the past behind us? All the fighting? All the blood? All the pain?”

“Yeah.”

*Slare offers his hand*

“Ok then”

*Toysailor shakes Slare’s hand as Fasho barges in*

Fasho: Brothers! Where’s the love for Fasho in all of this”

*Fasho barges in and they share a group hug*

“Well Slare I know we’ve made up and all but seriously I’d remove that hand if I were you.”

“Dude that’s not me”

*They break the hug to see Nightmare trying to get a piece of the action. Nightmare pulls away and tries to act casual*

“What?”

Match 5 Stone cold Chris vs Nightmare

Stone Cold Chris makes his way to the ring and looks incredibly focused. He rolls into the ring and grabs a mic.

“Nightmare. When I first came into RWC my first match was against you. I beat you then and I will beat you now. Even in the Society, when people considered you my teacher I was more dominant and successful then you could have ever dreamed of. I was everything you weren’t where you failed I succeed. I was dubbed the future and….”

*He’s cut off by Nightmare’s music. Nightmare walks onto the ramp to a standing ovation*

“Chris old friend what you are saying surprises me. Such bullshit is uncommon in England. Hell when this match was announced I was pleased, I know that in your first match we faced off and sure maybe I underestimated you but I know for a fact that tonight, in Bristol England…”

*Cheap pop*

“Thank you… I know for a fact that tonight I will not underestimate you, this is the match we’ve all waited for Chris. Now I hate to be clichéd and all but Chris the thing is you may have drank all the coffee in the world before this match but not even that could stop your worst Nightmare about to come true”

*Nightmare drops the mic and races for the ring*

Nightmare slides into the ring but is stomped on by Chris straight away. Chris drops an elbow to the back of Nightmare before hitting a leg drop. Nightmare tries to get to his feet but is knocked down to the mat with a running knee by Chris. Chris lifts up Nightmare and whips him into the corner. Chris of course has already been in a match tonight, and faces off against Nattydread later on, however Nightmare has been in two, The Society vs Foundation elimination match where he and Chris were the victors and the triple threat TLC tag match. Chris thrusts his shoulder into Nightmare before running full speed and almost taking Nightmare’s head off with a clothesline!

Nightmare rolls out of the ring to try and catch some breath but Chris follows and hammers Nightmare’s head into the ring post. Blood begins to pour out of Nightmare’s head! A pool of blood is beginning to form on the floor as Chris applies a sleeper. Nightmare fights out of it by standing on his feet and lifting Chris onto his shoulders. Nightmare staggers to the announce table and F-U’s Chris through it!!! Nightmare whips his blood on his chest and signals for the end. Nightmare rolls a motionless Chris into the ring and climbs to the top rope. Nightmare slaps his chest and points to the crowd before connecting with a Frog Splash!!! What athleticism by the big man! He hooks the leg have we got an early pinfall here! 1……2….. NO! Chris got the shoulder up!

Nightmare’s eyes look glazed over as he picks up Chris. He whips Chris against the ropes but misses with a big boot. Chris scores with a quick dragon screw before sliding out of the ring. Chris is trying to get a break as Nightmare climbs to his feet. Chris is mouthing off to the crowd as Nightmare stretches over the top rope and grabs his head. Nightmare pulls Chris onto the apron but Chris swings at Nightmare who gets flattened! Nightmare crashes to the mat and Chris throws something down by the security barrier. By god he had brass knucks! The ref never saw it! Chris is going to pick up the victory here thanks to cheating! Chris laughs at the crowd and rolls back into the ring, Chris puts one foot one Nightmare’s chest and orders the ref to count! 1……2….. NO! Nightmare sat up! Nightmare sat up! Chris is shocked!

Chris quickly locks on the sleeper hold, more blood gushes out of Nightmare’s head. His whole face is covered in a crimson mask. The ref lifts his hand and it falls, the ref lifts it again and again his hand just flops to the ground, the ref lifts his hand again… if it drops to the mat this time Chris will get the victory. Chris applies pressure but Nightmare’s hand stays up! Nightmare gets to his feet and elbows Chris in the gut before hitting a T-bone suplex! Nightmare collapses again and is unable to take the advantage. Both men get to their feet and square off. Nightmare and Chris lock up but Nightmare’s to strong, he throws Chris to the ground and looks at him menacingly. Chris gets to his feet and signals for another lock up, as Nightmare and Chris are about to lock up Chris kicks Nightmare straight in the nads! Chris hits a flowing DDT before hooking the leg 1…..2…. Nightmare powers out again!

Chris lifts Nightmare to his feet but is pushed back by the Bristolian superstar. Nightmare ducks a clothesline and hits a back drop before hitting a standing Moonsault! 1…….2…. Chris kicks out! Nightmare lifts up the young superstar and whips him into the ropes, Chris bounces off and straight into a powerslam 1…….2.. Chris gets the shoulder up. Nightmare signals for the end and lifts up Chris. Nightmare lifts Chris up for the last ride but Chris pokes Nightmare in the eye. Nightmare staggers and drops Chris who hits a full nelson slam on the former Society member. Chris stomps on Nightmare before hitting a leg drop. Chris lifts up Nightmare and kicks him in the gut, Chris poses to the crowd and attempts a Pedigree however Nightmare reverses it and dumps Chris to the outside of the ring. Nightmare bounces off the ropes and launches himself over the top rope taking Chris out with a Swanton!! Both men take their time to get to their feet but Nightmare is the first up. He throws Chris into the security barrier before lifting him up and dropping him head first on the barrier.

Nightmare rolls Chris back into the ring and climbs to the top rope, he waits for his “protégé” to get to his feet before hitting a diving clothesline! 1……2….. Chris kicks out! Nightmare lifts up Chris but Chris pushes him away, the two lock up but Chris slides around the side of Nightmare and rolls him up! He’s got the tights! 1…….2….3! God damn it Chris has just stolen it here! Chris defeats Nightmare!!!

Winner: Stone Cold Chris

Nightmare can’t believe it and complains to the ref, Hopkins music hits and the owner of RWC walks onto the ramp.

“Well Chris nice victory, however being that this is my PPV and RWC’s last ever show I’ll be damned if I’m going to let this match end like that so I’m restarting this match and to make sure nothing else, unlawful happens, I’m the new referee!”

Chris can’t believe it and walks into a spinebuster by Nightmare! Mr. Hopkins rushes to the ring as Nightmare hooks the leg 1……..2….. Chris kicks out! Nightmare glances at Hopkins but his friend says it was only a two count. Nightmare lifts up Chris and powers him into the corner and propping him up on the top rope. Nightmare steps onto the apron before delivering a huge Chokeslam to the concrete floor!!!! Jesus Chris must be broken in two! Nightmare wipes the blood from his face and rolls Chris back into the ring 1………2….. NO! Chris again kicked out!

Nightmare drops an elbow to Chris’ gut before lifting up the superstar. Nightmare whips Chris into the ropes but Chris comes back with a diving shoulder block. Chris hits a leg drop before lifting up Nightmare. Nightmare can barely stand thanks to the amount of blood he’s lost. Chris taunts Hopkins before taunting Nightmare, Chris lifts Nightmare up and hits a Last Ride!!! That’s Nightmare’s finishing move!! He hooks the leg 1……2…. 3 NO! Nightmare powered out!!! Chris can’t believe it, Chris argues with Hopkins before pushing the RWC owner to the mat. Chris slides out of the ring and grabs a steel chair before returning to the ring, he measures up Nightmare but Hopkins pulls the chair away from him… SWEET DREAMS!!! Chris turned around and straight into the Sweet Dreams from Nightmare!! 1……2…..3 He’s done it!! Nightmare’s pinned Chris and picked up the victory!!!!

Winner: Nightmare

Hopkins lifts Nightmare’s hand above his head and shakes hands with his friend before leaving the ring, leaving Nightmare to suck up the atmosphere/

*In the Parking lot Jamie is talking to the RSA superstars*

Jamie: “Now listening up this is what’s going to happen, later on tonight we are….”

*Jamie is cut off by his phone ringing. Jamie walks to the side and answers his phone*

“Hello…. MOMMA!! What, what do you want?.... I know I haven’t seen you but I’ve been very busy recently Mum……. Yes I had a bath last night…. Yes I cleaned behind my ears….”

*The RSA superstars make gestures towards Jam-bomb but stop when he turns around*

“I promise I’ll get him back for that ridiculous song he made up about you. Ok, speak to you soon,…. Love you too. Bye, bye mwah bye..”

*Jamie hangs up before returning to the group*

Parker: “What song?”

“What? Oh there was this little song Hopkins made up about my momma in RWC, nothing big”

“How’d it go?”

“I’d prefer not to talk about it….”

*Hopkins walks past Jamie, stops and turns around*

“Oh you mean Jamie’s Mom, I believe it went something like this…”

*A video clip airs, Nightmare is dressed up as a big busty woman, “Stacy’s Mom” begins to play.*

Jam-bombs mom has got a long hard one
Jam-bombs mom has got a long hard one
Jam-bombs mom has got a long hard one
Jam-bombs mom has got a long hard one

Jam-bomb why does your mum always come to school
(Come to school?)
haven’t you noticed... She’s got a new set of balls
(new set of balls)
did she take some new kind of drugs
(new kind of drugs)
Whatever happened to her set of big juicy jugs
(big juicy jugs)

You know she’s not the same girl since the surgery
It’s always poking out and she can stand when she has to pee

Jam-bombs mum has got a long hard one
It’s all I’ve seen since April 91
Jam-bomb can’t you see
Just how far your mum can pee
I know it might seem wrong but most men look like Jam-bombs mum

Jam-bombs mom has got a long hard one
Jam-bombs mom wears pink and yellow thongs

Jam-bomb do you remember when I cut your hair
(cut your hair)
Your mum came down, in just her underwear
(underwear)
I could tell it was there from her bulging pants
(bulging Pants)
I almost popped out though, when she started to dance
(started to dance)

And I know that you think it’s just blasphemy
But since your dad walked out your mum could use a vasectomy

Jam-bombs mum has got a long hard one
It’s all I’ve seen since April 91
Jam-bomb can’t you see
Your mum looks like a yeti
I know it might seem wrong but most men look like Jam-bombs mum

*The clip ends and Jam-bomb looks furious*

“You listen here you son of a bitch”

“No you listen here you son of a …. Well whatever it is, I suggest you leave this arena or will I be forced to make you?”

“We were just leaving, I’d hate to be around this stink more then necessarily, but some things are just so damn important to you, you know, they play on your mind. So we’ll leave now, let you carry on with your “reunion” but I guarantee we’ll see you later.”

“And I guarantee that you’ll get your ass kicked if you try anything funny, now bugger off”

Match 6 Funazz vs Dazz vs Baros vs The "legendary" Matt Vallance vs Nattydread
Who rules the Regime

Who rules the Regime indeed! The action is ready to continue with all 5 members of the Regime facing off in a battle royal to see who is the best! Funazz’ music hits out across the arena and the young athlete begins to make his way to the ring, Funazz featured in the first match of the night picking up the victory against his brother, Da One in a brutal ladder match. Funazz rushes to the ring and poses to the crowd. Baros is the next superstar out but is obviously in a lot of pain. Baros slowly makes his way to the ring and shakes hands with Funazz. The legendary, legend killing, Matt Vallance music hits and the young superstar is lowered to the ring from the roof on a platform. Vallance poses as the platform reaches the ring and mounts a turnbuckle. Nattydread’s music is the next to play out and a huge pyro display meets his entrance. Nattydread composes himself on the stage before making his way to the ring. Dazz is the final superstar in this match and the RSA champions music blasts out however there is no sign of him on the stage, Dazz makes his way through the crowd before hopping over the security barrier. All 5 men are in the ring, standing in a circle, Dazz puts his hand in the middle, the four other superstars do the same and raise their hands. Nice sportsmanship there by these 5, now let’s get this match underway!

Dazz is immediately clotheslined by Nattydread as Baros and Funazz trade blows. Natty looks at Vallance but the wind is knocked out of him by a running knee to the gut by Dazz. Baros dodges a dropkick by Funazz before delivering a swinging neckbreaker. Baros climbs to the top rope as Dazz lifts up Funazz. Nattydread is back on his feet and goes for a double suplex on Funazz with Dazz but Baros comes off the top rope with a flying crossbody as Funazz is at the highest point of the suplex! 1…….2… Funazz kicks out! Vallance is just taking the time out to measure up his opponents and lays into Funazz with a few kicks to the abdomen before stepping out of the action again. Dazz whips Nattydread into the corner and props him up onto the top rope. Baros does the same to Funazz on the opposite corner, both men hit suplexes at the same time as Vallance looks on. Baros hits a bulldog on Dazz before shuffle side kicking Vallance!

Baros signals for the hat-trick on Funazz but RKO by Vallance!! RKO on BAROS! 1…..2….3 BAROS has gone! Early in this match Vallance has eliminated Baros!!

Eliminated: Baros

Vallance grins but is school boyed by Funazz! 1…..2… Almost a 3 count there! Dazz takes Funazz down with a running forearm before turning his attentions back to Nattydread. Dazz whips Nattydread against the ropes but the leader of the Regime slides through Dazz’ legs and hits a perfect release German suplex! Vallance is measuring Funazz up… RKNO! Funazz dodged the Legend Killers attempt of the legend killer! Funazz dropkicks Vallance sending the cocky young superstar over the top rope. Funazz slides out of the ring as Nattydread lifts up Dazz, Dazz pushes Nattydread back, SUPER KICK!!! Nattydread was just clocked with the super kick but Dazz isn’t going for the cover, Dazz bounces off the ropes and launches himself over the top rope with a corkscrew Moonsault landing on Funazz and Vallance!!!

Dazz is the first to his feet and slides back into the ring before covering Nattydread. 1……2…. Natty gets the shoulder up. Dazz tries to lock on a side head lock but Nattydread is too close to the ropes and the ref forces the RSA champion to break the hold. Outside the ring Funazz and Vallance are getting to their feet. Vallance swings at Funazz but Funazz ducks and spears Vallance into the steel ring post! Funazz bounces Vallance’s head off the post as Nattydread hits a spinebuster on Dazz. Nattydread lifts up Dazz’ legs and locks on the sharpshooter!!! In the middle of the ring Dazz may not have a choice but to tap here! Dazz tries to pull himself towards the ropes… Dazz’ fingertips reach the bottom rope but Nattydread pulls him back into the centre of the ring Dazz outstretches his hand… he’s going to tap here!! The RSA champion is going to tap! Wait a minute Chris is on the apron! Nattydread releases the hold and charges at Chris who jumps off the apron, Chris taunts Nattydread who is fuming, wait a minute school boy by Funazz! School boy by Funazz! 1….2….3 MY GOD Nattydread has been eliminated!! The leader of the Regime has just been dumped out of this match by Funazz!! Nattydread holds his head in his hands and charges after Chris who is already half way up the ramp. Chris runs up the ramp with Nattydread in hot pursuit.

Eliminated: Nattydread

Funazz is celebrating in the ring but walks straight into a snap suplex by Vallance. Vallance hits a leg drop as Dazz pulls himself up in the corner. Vallance lifts Funazz up and signals Dazz to come help him. Dazz comes over and Vallance signals for something off the top rope… Dazz nods his head and sets Funazz up on his head, Dazz and Vallance seem to be going for the doomsday device it would appear…. Vallance launches off but dropkicks Dazz in the chest!!! Vallance just tricked his former stable member! Vallance quickly covers Dazz 1……2…. NO! Dazz kicks out! Vallance climbs the turnbuckle again and attempts a Moonsault but Dazz rolls out of the way! Vallance finds nothing but the ring mat! Funazz is the first of the 3 superstars left to get to his feet. Funazz gets to his feet with a smile on his face. Funazz rolls out of the ring and looks under the ring for something, what the hell is he looking for?!

Funazz remerges from under the ring and he’s got… he’s got a ladder! Funazz has a damn 20 foot ladder in the ring! Funazz sets up the ladder in the centre of the ring and takes Vallance down with a DDT. Funazz lifts up Dazz and executes a Tiger bomb!! Funazz drags Dazz to where Vallance is laying and places them side by side. Funazz begins to climb the ladder as Vallance and Dazz lie motionless. Funazz is at the top of the ladder and perches himself on the top rung. Funazz looks down before hitting a Shooting Star Press off a 20 foot ladder!!! Jesus Christ what a move by Funazz but who knows how much damage he did to himself there!! After a long delay Funazz rolls over and covers Dazz! 1…..2…. Dazz got a shoulder up!! Funazz crawls over and puts an arm over Vallance! 1….2…. Vallance gets the shoulder up!! Funazz can’t believe it and pushes the ref, Funazz clobbers Dazz in the head with vicious right hooks before hooking the leg. 1…..2… and Dazz kicks out again. Funazz punches the floor with frustration. Funazz lifts Dazz up and whips the current RSA champion into the ropes, Dazz ducks a clothesline, SWEET CHIN MUSIC! Dazz out of nowhere just knocked Funazz’ head off with a huge super kick to the temple! Dazz falls on top of Funazz 1……2…..3! Funazz has been eliminated!!

Eliminated: Funazz

Dazz slowly gets to his feet, his eyes glazed over, LEGEND KILLER! Vallance just used his finishing manoeuvre on Dazz! Vallance has this won 1……2…….3! NO! Dazz got the shoulder up! Vallance drives his knee into the gut of the champion before lifting him to his feet, scoop slam by Vallance which is quickly followed up by an elbow drop to the chest of the champ. Vallance covers Dazz but Dazz gets his foot onto the bottom rope after 2. Vallance lifts up Dazz and applies a side headlock, Dazz tries to fight out of it with elbows to the chest of the young Australian but as soon as it looks like Dazz might break the hold Vallance hits a modified bulldog.

Vallance begins choking Dazz but the ref is quickly in to break up the illegal hold. Dazz is dragged to his feet but blocks a right hand from his opponent and nails Vallance with a right of his own. Dazz continues to lay into the young superstar with right hands before knocking him to the floor with a huge right. Dazz is getting pumped up and delivers a huge spinebuster to Vallance. Dazz signals for the super kick and measures up Vallance, Vallance staggers to his feet SWEET CHIN MUSI…. NO Vallance ducked it! School boy!! Vallance has the ropes! 1….. 2…… NO! Dazz kicked out!! Vallance holds his head in frustration and rolls out of the ring. Vallance grabs a chair and re-enters the ring, the ref tries to take the chair off Vallance but gets pushed away, SWEET CHIN MUSIC!!! Sweet chin music to the chair! Sweet chin music to the skull of Vallance!! 1…….2…… NO! GOOD GOD VALLANCE KICKED OUT!!!

Dazz waste no time complaining and climbs to the top rope, Dazz launches off but misses a Moonsault! Vallance and Dazz both slowly get to their feet and stare at each other, both men lock up and Dazz takes Vallance down with an arm drag, Vallance is quickly back up but runs into a spinebuster! Dazz signals for the Sweet chin music once more but Vallance stays down. Vallance hasn’t moved for almost a minute, he’s clutching his right arm, the ref goes to check on him and looks unsure of what to do. Dazz looks puzzled and goes to check on Vallance, Vallance is seemingly in a lot of pain here. Dazz looks to the crowd, and signals to the back for officials to come out and help. Vallance hits a low blow!!! Vallance was faking it! Roll up! He’s got the tights!! 1……2…..3! Vallance has just stolen the victory here!!

Winner: Vallance

*Nightmare makes his way to the ring, mic in hand*

“Well I’ve been told that I’m supposed to come out here and say a few words to everyone. As many of you know my career in wrestling is coming to an end, I no longer feel that I can not participate at a high enough standard for you to part with your money. So first off I’d like to thank Hopkins for giving me the chance to say goodbye to all of you.

I’m not one for soppy goodbyes and long dwindling speeches about how important everyone is to me, if you know me you know I have a lot of respect for my peers so I won’t waste any time on that. What I would just like to say is a big thank you to everyone here in attendance. I’ve enjoyed a good career, RSW, RWC, RSA the 3 top federations of all time and I’ve been there. But hey like all good Nightmare’s they come to an end.”

*Mikey Jones jumps over the security barrier and clocks Nightmare with a chair! Cole Parker is outside the ring with a chair as Mikey continues his attack in the ring. Hopkins and Zook charge to the ring with baseball bats, Parker blocks a shot with his chair but Zook hits him in the gut with the bat, Hopkins slides into the ring but Mikey Jones quickly makes his exit, Parker brawls with Zook but takes a stiff shot to the head sending him over the security barrier. Nightmare is busted open and a stretcher comes down to take him to the hospital.*

*Dunc is on his way to the ring when he walks past a large crowd*

“What’s going on here?”

Doctor Dave: “It’s Slare he’s been attacked”

*Hopkins rushes into the room*

“Bloody hell these RSA guys aren’t half annoying are they, how’s he doing doc?”

“Well he’s unconscious, must have been quite an attack.”

*Hopkins opens the door*

“Errr I’d advice not to go in there, believe me Slare’s in no condition to wrestle Dunc tonight, he needs medical attention right away”

“Oh Come on.”

“Sorry Dunc, You heard the fellow, maybe another time champ.”

*The camera switches to Slare inside the lockeroom playing strip poker with some unknown females.*

Match 7 Nattydread vs Stone Cold Chris
Who is the future?
Nattydread's music hits and the charismatic young superstar makes his way to the ring, Nattydread was the leader of the Regime in RWC and a former IC champion, dubbed the future of wrestling by many of his peers he is an exciting superstar to watch. Nattydread slides into the ring and poses to the crowd as Chris' music blazes out. Chris gets a less then favourable reaction after his actions in his match against Nightmare. This is Chris' 3rd match up of the night and although he lost against Nightmare he was victorious in the bout against the Foundation. Fatigue must surely be kicking in now after two gruelling matches, his opponent Nattydread has also featured in a match up earlier on this evening, losing in the Regime battle Royal. Both men stare at each other as the ref calls for the bell! Chris circles Nattydread and the two lock up. Natty overpowers Chris and gets the young superstar in a headlock. Chris tries to get to the ropes but Natty bounces off them and hits a bulldog.

NattyDread has a grin on his face and applies an armbar but Chris is too close to the ropes and NattyDread reluctantly has to break the hold. Natty waits for Chris to get to his feet before taking him down with an arm drag. Nattydread bounces off the rope before landing an elbow to the gut of Chris. Natty lifts up his adversary but Chris pushes him back and floors him with a huge clothesline! Chris hooks the leg 1.....2... But he'll have to do a lot more then that to keep NattyDread down. Chris kicks Nattydread in the head before dragging him to his feet, Stone cold truth! NO! Nattydread wriggles out of it, STUNNER! Stunner by Nattydread! 1.......2...... NO! Chris got the shoulder up! Nattydread almost had this match won. Nattydread argues with the ref but it's not going to change the fact that this match is going to continue. Nattydread climbs to the top rope and signals to the sky! He misses! Nattydread missed the 5 Star!! Chris rolled out of the way!!

Nattydread pulls himself up by the ropes, clutching his chest. Natty lifts up Chris but the former RSA champion blocks a right hand and knocks natty down with a right hand of his own. Natty quickly gets to his feet but walks into another right hand, Natty again gets to his feet but walks straight into a huge spinebuster by Chris! Chris throws Nattydread out of the ring and slides out before throwing Natty into the steel steps. Chris bounces Natty’s head off of the steel steps before ramming his shoulder into the ring post. Chris hits a back drop onto the concrete floor before rolling Natty onto the announce table. Chris hammers on Natty with vicious elbows to the gut before standing on the apron. Chris climbs onto the top rope and launches off with a elbow driven through Nattydread’s heart!

Chris slowly gets to his feet, it seems as if that took a lot out of him there. Chris rolls his adversary into the ring and casually covers him. 1……2……3 NO! Nattydread powered out! Chris glances at the ref but the ref is firm that it was only a two count. Chris lifts up Nattydread…. STONE COLD TRUTH!!! Chris hooks the leg! 1……2…… NO! Natty got the shoulder up! Chris can’t believe it! Chris complains to the ref as Nattydread rolls out of the ring. Chris looks around and slides outs of the ring. Chris can’t see Nattydread who crawled under the ring, Chris looks under the ring as NattyDread crawls out the other side, Nattydread pulls himself up and rolls into the ring. Nattydread is in the corner gathering his senses as Chris remains under the ring, Chris reappears from under the ring and Nattydread charges, launches himself over the rope and connects with a corkscrew Moonsault!!

Nattydread burst onto his feet, suddenly full of energy, a burst of adrenaline perhaps, blood is pouring down the young superstars face but he doesn’t care. Nattydread climbs on Chris and pounds him with right hands until blood begins to pour from his face. Nattydread whips Chris into the ring post before rolling him into the ring. Nattydread slides into the ring with a glint in his eye. Nattydread lifts Chris up and hits a huge brainbuster on the young athletic superstar. Nattydread climbs to the top rope and slaps his chest, he points to the sky, tribute to the late great Eddie Guerrero! Frog Splash! 1…….2…… NO! Chris kicked out!
Nattydread kicks Chris in the knee before applying a leg lock, Chris scrambles to the ropes but Nattydread refuses to let go of the hold, the ref forces Natty to break the hold but as Chris gets to his feet Natty hits a running clothesline sending both men over the top rope. Nattydread removes the protective mat and looks at the exposed concrete, Natty sets Chris up for a … good god he isn’t going to is he?! A piledriver on concrete!!! Nattydread raises his hand and goes for a piledriver but Chris blocks it, back drop! Back drop onto the concrete floor! Chris regains his breath before rolling Natty into the ring, STONE COLD TRUTH! No natty wriggles out of it… DDT! Dangerous DDT onto the mat there 1……..2…… NO Chris kicked out!

Nattydread staggers to his feet, blood pouring from his face as he hops up to the top rope, FROG SPLASH! NO! Chris rolled out of the way! Chris gets the cover 1…..2… Natty gets the shoulder up. Chris lifts up NattyDread… Stone cold truth!!! 1…….2…… SHOULDER UP! Natty kicked out! Natty will not stay down! Chris argues with the ref before grabbing a steel chair from ringside. The ref takes the chair off of Chris who turns around into a snap suplex! Nattydread lifts up Chris and bounces off the ropes but Chris pulls the ref in the way who is floored by a big boot. Nattydread is knocked over by a clothesline, Chris grabs the chair and measures up Natty, Natty ducks and connects with a shuffle side kick!

Nattydread climbs to the top rope and hits another frog splash!!! It’s over surely! 1….2….3….. …..4…..5… god damn it the referee’s still down. Nattydread gets off Chris and tries to revive the ref. Nattydread tries to pull the ref up and he’s slowly coming round. Natty turns around and walks into a stiff chair shot right to the skull! Chris hooks the leg… 1…………2………3 He’s done it! Chris has defeated Nattydread! Natty came so close but a vicious chair shot whilst the ref was down has decided the outcome of this match!!

Winner: Stone Cold Chris

*Hopkins is in the back when a bandaged up Nightmare bursts in*

“Dude get to a hospital ”

“I’ve already heard it, listen you know as well as I do that some RSA blokes are still hanging around here. I’ll go get checked out after your match, make sure they don’t try anything again.”

Match 8 Headache vs Krob vs Hopkins

The former owners are about to face off folks! Headache is the first former owner to make his way to the ring, this is the first time in history that these 3 men will meet in the ring. 3 generations of wrestling federations, 3 unique styles, 3 undeniable legends. Headache enters the ring and soaks in the atmosphere. It’s been a while since this great superstar has been in the ring but he looks in great shape. Krob’s music hits next and the former RSW owner makes his way to the ring, Krob and Headache were of course involved in that unforgettable best of 7 series that saw Krob defeat Headache and the birth of RSW. Hopkins is the 3rd former owner out, Hopkins ran RWC which ended after a bitter feud with RSW where no winner was ever declared.

The ring bells and this match is underway, it’s been one hell of a night ladies and gentlemen and it’s ending with this, a match many believed would never happen. All 3 men stand their ground, Krob and Headache step up and lock up. Hopkins looks on as the two battle it out. Krob gets the advantage and nails an arm drag. Headache is quick to his feet and powers Krob into the corner, Headache charges at Krob but Krob gets his boot up and Headache receives a headache of his own there. Krob lifts up Headache but is back dropped by Hopkins. Hopkins helps Headache up and the two superstars hit a double suplex on Krob. Hopkins lifts Krob up but Krob fights back with punches to the gut, running neckbreaker by Krob on Hopkins but runs into a powerslam by Headache.

Headache hooks the leg but Krob kicks out after 1. Headache lifts Krob up and whips him into Hopkins who delivers a huge spinebuster. Hopkins rolls Krob out of the ring and signals for Headache to help him. Hopkins lifts up Krob and whips him into Headaches boot. Hopkins and Headache lift up the former RSW owner and set him up against the announce table, Hopkins and Headache talk and attempt a double suplex! Krob blocks it and kicks Hopkins in the groin before delivering a DDT to Headache. Krob continues to lay into Headache with right hands but Hopkins hits a Manhattan drop before scoring with a running clothesline. Headache is back on his feet and this time both men are successful and double suplex Krob through the table!!!

Headache surveys the damage but is taken to the floor with a side Russian leg sweep from Hopkins. Hopkins rolls Headache back into the ring and drops a leg onto the throat of the pioneer of sports entertainment. Hopkins hooks the leg 1….2… Headache powers out. Krob remains lifeless outside the ring as Headache gets to his feet. Hopkins catches Headache with a right hand but it seemingly doesn’t affect him. Hopkins bounces off the ropes and attempts a shoulder block but fails to knock Headache off his feet. Hopkins bounces off the ropes again but this time runs into a huge sidewalk slam from Headache. 1…….2…. Hopkins gets the shoulder up. Headache lifts Hopkins to his feet and scores with a huge delayed suplex. Headache goes for the pin but Hopkins traps him in an inside cradle! 1…..2…. Headache powers out of it! Hopkins and Headache square off and lock up, Hopkins connects with some rib shots before hitting an atomic drop. Hopkins locks on a sharpshooter in the middle of the ring!!! Headache desperately tries to reach the ropes! Headache drags himself to the ropes!! Hopkins pulls him back to the middle of the ring!! Headache’s going to tap here! Krob is still down. Hopkins applies more pressure, Headache is in obvious agony and desperately claws to the bottom rope. He’s almost got it…. YES Hopkins is forced to break the hold but continues the onslaught with a driven elbow to the back of Headache.

Hopkins drags Headache to his feet and the two men trade blows, Headache blocks a punch by Hopkins and whips him into the corner. Headache chops away at Hopkins before running a knee into his gut. Headache hits a flowing DDT before hooking the leg! 1…..2… No Hopkins kicked out! Headache lifts Hopkins to his feet and whips him into the ropes, Hopkins bounces off but charges straight into a Samoan drop! 1…..2… Hopkins again kicks out. Headache applies a sleeper but Hopkins is too close to the ropes and forces Headache to release him. Headache is knocked back by Hopkins who then hits a hip toss. Headache quickly gets to his feet but walks into a belly to belly suplex. Hopkins jumps up and explodes. Hopkins measures Headache up for the spear as the former RSL owner pulls himself up… SPEAR!!! Hopkins just hit the spear! Hopkins is feeling it! The crowd is going wild, Hopkins lifts Headache up and hits the Jackhammer! 1………2……….. NO! Krob out of nowhere broke it up!!

Hopkins gets off Headache but walks into an enziguri by Krob. Krob kicks Hopkins in the gut before hitting a huge powerbomb over the top rope!! He quickly covers Headache! 1…..2….. Headache kicked out! Krob and Headache both slowly get to their feet, Krob still feeling the effects of that double suplex earlier on looks cagey, both men slug it out, blow for blow. Krob ducks a swinging arm from Headache and connects with a reverse DDT 1…..2…. Headache kicks out. Krob whips his opponent into the corner and lays into him with right hands. Headache fights out and throws Krob into the corner. Headache pummels Krob with right and left punches. Headache sets Krob up onto the top rope, Headache hits a huge superplex onto Krob’s injured back!!! Headache gets to his feet… SPEAR!! Spear by Hopkins! Hopkins looks around the ring but looks up at the ramp and sees Jam-bomb. Hopkins leaves the ring and races up the ramp. Mortis, Punisher, Aeida, Cole Parker and Mikey Jones join Jam-bomb on the entrance ramp. In the ring Krob slowly covers Headache. 1……2……3 Krob’s won it!

Hopkins charges up the ramp and spears Jam-bomb!! The RSA superstars begin to team up on Hopkins who is severely outnumbered. But wait a minute here come PimpMafia, and Nattydread and Nightmare!! Pimpdaddy trades blows with Mortis and hits a big boot. Mortis rolls down the ramp where he is thrown into the steel steps by Krob. Mafia hits an F-5 on Punisher as Nattydread super kicks Parker. Aeida charges at Nightmare but runs into a Chokeslam! Nightmare turns to Mikey Jones and grabs him by the throat. Nightmare hoists the young superstar up and throws him off the stage!!! Jones just landed through some tables, wires and god knows what else!

The superstars help Hopkins up, Jam-bomb backs down the ramp but stumbles. The superstars begin to move towards him, Jam-bomb tries to jump over the security barrier but Headache stops him. Jam-bomb is getting surrounded here! Krob hits a clothesline on Jam-bomb before the former RWC superstars throw him into the ring. Jam-bomb is in the centre of the ring…. Last Ride by Pimpdaddy! After a moment on the floor Jam-bomb gets to his feet only to receive an F-5 from OceansMafia! Nattydread and Nightmare hit their finishers next before the rest of the RWC roster come to the ring, they all celebrate in the ring before Hopkins hits a Spear on Jam-bomb! They all lift Jam-bomb up and tell Hopkins to hit a Jackhammer. Hopkins hits a huge Jack-Hammer on the RSA boss!

*The RWC superstars all celebrate in the ring as the show comes to a close………..*

[Rip]

:whoa:

:bowdown:

[StoneColdChris]

SCC beat NATTYDRED FOR THE FOURTH TIME IN A ROW!!!!!!

[FaSho34]

:cry: I still suck.... I blame the loss on TS :D

[Aeida]

I will write a better promo when i get the time guys

If you hit the Punishment, If your partner hadn’t come out and tried to cheat me, IF you actually had what it takes to beat me one-on-one, Waah Waah, so on so forth… THEN you might be the International Champion Punisher. Face it, you lost, you had to rely on your partner in an attempt to get the job done, and even your stupid lackey Nightmare didn’t help you one bit.

Your right, you had gained absolutely nothing from your match against me, You didn’t get the win, obviously no gold, hell you didn’t even get a chance of looking good in our match, because when you get right down to it, if you cant win a match by yourself and you need to rely on someone else, you just look weak and well, all it’s going to go is end up spitting in your face.

So if you want you can continue to whine and bitch about loosing to me go ahead, everyone has learnt to tune it out, but remember, your idiot friend is the one who screwed you out of the title, not me. I may have finished many matches lately from a very underhanded rollup pin, but remember 2 things, firstly, its legal, so I have no remorse for winning my title that way, and second, when times are tough and the end of my match is neigh, it gets the job done unlike getting someone else to do your dirty work.


RWC Reunion was great, i was surprised to be apart of it too

[viva_la_raza]

SCC beat NATTYDRED FOR THE FOURTH TIME IN A ROW!!!!!!


:mad: :mad:

By the way Hopkins

WHAT A SHOW!

That was brilliant, reminded me of the olden days.

I'll promo later when I have a chance too.



Longer matches, less backstage

More backtage, shorter matches?

Dunno, a micture of the two. That re-union show was probably how are PPV's should be, it was a pretty darn good show, but I think maybe for me it would be a mixture of both, some long matches some long segments. Makes it seem more real and that way you can get storylines contnuing without always reverting back to the old "Heel costs Face win" tactic, as you can have interesting stuff backstage.

Like I'll never forget Slare/Lexi stuff in RWC. That was awesome, and it was all a backstage segment.
:yes:

[Bennedy]

What a match me and Funazz had at Destiny. We tore the house down. The only problem is i did not win. But Funazz as far as i'm concerned there was no winner. Nobody deserved to lose that match. So i am offering on this weeks show to meet you in the middle of that ring and shake your hand. I will understand if you don't show up. I would just like it if you would.

But now i want to mention the Road to the Title tournament. I will be going up against Matt Vallance. Now i respect Matt and i bet no one gives me a chance in hell to win the match. But i want to prove them wrong. Matt Vallance is billed as the Future of RSA but i am got going to quit and i will shock the world when i become the RSA CHAMPION!!

[Holy_Hopkins]

Could ya do the usual post PPV show shenanigans.

Mark out of 10:

What was good:

What could of been done better:

Best Match:

Match that could of been better:

Best part of the Show:

Worst part of the Show:

Random thoughts:

[Bluegunn]

Looks like I am going to get a bye the first round. So I may as well call out a man that I was suppose to face a while ago. Bruno, you went into the payperview looking to get Hardcore. Well I guess that since you are not in the tournament and I am not in the first round. How about the two of us go a round. How about a best two out of three match. First will be a submission match, next will be a Hardcore match, and if we are tied how about we go at it in a cage my friend. We will just have to see what is going to happen.

[FaSho34]

Mark out of 10: 7

What was good: Main Event and Tag Match

What could of been done better: SCC/Nat defo

Best Match:

Match that could of been better:

Best part of the Show: My In ring return :cool:

Worst part of the Show: The match I was in

Random thoughts: alright show...

[Slare]

Mrk out of 10:11

What was good: The skits were godly.

What could of been done better:not much

Best Match: SCC / NATTY

Match that could of been better: Not much

Best part of the Show: Destiny skit.

Worst part of the Show: noought

Random thoughts:ahhahahaaahahaah hopkins is a legend. Write skits for RSA you bawbag.

[Bennedy]

Looks like I am going to get a bye the first round. So I may as well call out a man that I was suppose to face a while ago. Bruno, you went into the payperview looking to get Hardcore. Well I guess that since you are not in the tournament and I am not in the first round. How about the two of us go a round. How about a best two out of three match. First will be a submission match, next will be a Hardcore match, and if we are tied how about we go at it in a cage my friend. We will just have to see what is going to happen.

You know what Oni Chan i think i just might take you up on that. We will see if you can get past me son. As i will show the world i will beat you and then beat the legend killer Matt Vallance. I am not a legend Matt but will you be able to kill me. Only time will tell.

[Stealth]

One of the backstage announcers happens to catch up with Mortis who is viewing the poster-board with the RSA title first round matchups.

Ladies and Gentlemen.....I have Mortis here with me. Mortis......it's a brand new tournament to determine the number one contender for the RSA World Heavyweight Championship. You have drawn Oceansmafia.....a man you recently faced for the archived UK title. What are you're thoughts?

Oceansmafia...............

I told you after our first match, that if we ever got into the ring again......it would be another war. I meant just that.............. Just you and me........beating the piss out of each other.

Mortis, do you have any thoughts about your partner, Punisher being on the same side of the bracket as yourself? What if you guys happen to meet? Will one of you step aside so that the other can move on?

What are you................on crack or something? First of all, I don't even care about who my opponent might be if I happen to win my first match. But if that situation occurs, then we will do exactly what my partner suggested before............we'll beat the hell out of each other. No different than anyone else. He's still my partner before and afterwards. The best man will advance.

So what do you have to say about your interference at Destiny?

I already answered that, ya pea-brain! You are getting on my nerves with all the stupid questions.

Gulp...........um....er....one more question. Tell us about.........

The lights suddenly go black and there's a loud CRACK that sounds like thunder. As the lights flicker on we see the announcer hanging upside-down with his leg caught inside a noose. Mortis is nowhere to be seen.

Ahh...........er........heeelp.................... .help.......some..body........er.......ahh........ .....get.....me......gulp.......down....

Echoed laughter fills the air as the announcer is left dangling. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha............!!!!!!

[OceansMafia]

hahahahaha now slare your speaking my language, not only do i have my airtime back, but i have fresh meat to deal with.

I mean, yeah i already beat him once, and with the WORLD TITLE at stake, this is a dream come true.

Mortis, you better run and hide Mafia might have to show the world of what a one hit wonder you will be...i can see it now...*Mortis Enters Ring* Followed by the Biggest Baddest Star of RSA ME! OceansMafia, Crowd goes crazy, then i say FINALLY OCEANS HAS COME BACK TOO....wait no thats not it. IF YOU THINK OCEANS IS GOING TO KICK MORTIS ASS GIVE ME A....no damnit thats not it eather......Wait! MORTIS I WILL MAKE YOU REST IN..no no no no thats not it.


What the hell Mortis im going to make you my Brokeback bitch, dont think for a second your little scrawny ass is going to stand a chance with a true Francise player.

[Punisher]

Well looky here. Look's like the brackets for the tournament have been released. And it looks like I will be facing the leader of Revolution. A man who.........lost in the main event of Destiny. A man always proclaimed as the future. Natty Dred.

Natty you listen and you listen good. We're in a new era here in RSA and your time is up. Oh wait you never had your time have you? How long have you been in these feds. 15 months was it? Yeah, I've been here for about 4 months and I'm about to accomplish something that you never will. And it all starts when I beat you in the middle of this ring.

Now, I want to prove I can win without Mortis' help. And I will. Mortis will stay in the back. For this tournament I won't help him and he won't me. But I don't know about your Revolution. I'm not sure I trust them. I want our match to be one on one. No exucses when I win.

So here's a little proposition just to up the anti a little bit. No one accompanies either of us to the ring. And if either Mortis or Revolution steps foot on that stage during our match then either myself or you is disqualified. I want to prove I can beat you without any help. But I don't want your gay ass members who want to monopolize RSA ruin it either.

So wadda say? Either way there is no denying this. Your were the future. But the future never happened. That's just too damn bad Natty. It's my turn. See your not passing the torch because you have no torch to pass but just think of it as a midcarder who got a nice little push for a while, didn't really do anything, and fell right back down.

Courtesy of the Punishment.

[Slare]

Sexy new name.

Still call me Slare in here though.

[Slare]

RSA: ROUND ONE



Slare vs. Chris Lemchi

Natty vs. Punisher

Oceansmafia vs. Mortis

Funazz vs. Rip

Fasho vs. Cole Parker

Mikey Jones vs. Aieda

Vallance vs. Bruno


Also, Slare adresses the company.

[Slare]

RSA: ROUND ONE



Slare vs. Chris Lemchi = stealth

Natty vs. Punisher =stealth

Oceansmafia vs. Mortis = Natty

Funazz vs. Rip = funazz

Fasho vs. Cole Parker = Natty

Mikey Jones vs. Aieda = Mikey

Vallance vs. Bruno = bruno


Also, Slare adresses the company.


That ok for match writing guys?

[Mikey_Jones]

It's Aeida, btw. Save him telling you that Slare......

Yeah sure, I'll do that match

[Slare]

Sorry, got some great plans upcoming, the show will be mammoth guys.

[Rip]

So I got Funazz writing my match against him.........

Gee I'll come out of that looking good :D

[Slare]

Hed better or ill batter him.

[Rip]

I'll make the same offer to you as I did to Natty & Jamie mate, if I'm around and you need anything let me know

[Slare]

I think we will be fine for this show mate, next one definately though.

[Rip]

Oh and you still ain't updated me on the front page mate.........

Rip
Height : 5'8
Weight : 265lbs

Moveset : Kurt Angle
Finishers: Pendulum (F-5), Ripper (Ankle Lock)

[Bennedy]

If possible i would like to change my finisher to the Unprettier.

[Tha Kyd]

Don't worry Rip, I won't make you seem too bad.

Rip vs. Funazz

Rip runs away like a little girl. Funazz hits the Shelley shock! 1....2...3!:muahaha:

^^^ that's a promo

[Rip]

Hey Funazz, how about when we meet I show you why they call me a psychotic?

How about I show you what I bring to the table, see if you can live with me? I've fought damn near everyday of the last 18 years, I've been knifed, shot, thrown through windows, hit by a friggin truck, I've crushed every rib in my body, smashed my knee, I broke every knuckle in my hand punching some dumb twat who could kick you from here till tuesday but I've never yet found anything that can stop me, that can keep me down. Azz-man when I say I'm hardcore I ain't talking about some little bitch-fest involving friggin' cookie sheets and stop signs, I grew up fighting tooth and nail every week, hell I broke more bones than you even know exisist sonshine. When I say I'm hardcore I mean 24/7, I'm hardcore by birth, hardcore by design God in his heaven looking down from on high and the red fella down below know me my friend and they made me the way I am, on high don't want me and down below won't take me so I'm here for keeps no matter what.

See the way I look at is it's about time I took the gloves off so I’m going all the way in this tourney, I got put down under our previous regime but now the Revolution is going to roll over you bitch, and anyone else who gets in the way, see I steal every card I’m on, I lit the place with Punisher and all that was just a warm up, son you’re getting the main course. I'll run through walls, walk through the fires of hell, dive off the damn roof if thats what it takes, coz I'm telling you this title shot is MINE.

Now I know people round here seem to have this high opinion of you but I got to say I ain’t seen nothing to worry me yet, all I see is some guy who runs off at the mouth any chance he gets but can’t back it up in the ring.

So I say this Azz man, I’m Hardcore, what are you?

Tick, Tock

Tick, Tock

Time for your ass kicking appointment Mr Azz

Tick………


Now THAT's a promo :D

[FaSho34]

You wanna see a promo, look at my RVW promoes :D

[Rip]

No comment............;)

(that wsn't much of a promo I'll grant you, to be honest it mildly sucked but hell it was better than Funazz's :D)

[Tha Kyd]

I had to make it a promo so that it didn't seem like I was actually gonna squash Rip

[Rip]

Yeah right :D

[Mike Skillz]

i've been to the Mountian...

Fought in front of the big crowds...

I've seen the best...

i've faced them...

lost to and beaten them...

Now I'm bringing the true Skill

the true talent...

the true desire...

The true heart...

to the true fans...

RSA...

things are about to get..

X- Rated!

[Tha Kyd]

RSA just got better..... quick, to the bat cave!

[Tha Kyd]

Hey Funazz, how about when we meet I show you why they call me a psychotic?


How about I show you what I bring to the table, see if you can live with me? I've fought damn near everyday of the last 18 years, I've been knifed, shot, thrown through windows, hit by a friggin truck, I've crushed every rib in my body, smashed my knee, I broke every knuckle in my hand punching some dumb twat who could kick you from here till tuesday but I've never yet found anything that can stop me, that can keep me down. Azz-man when I say I'm hardcore I ain't talking about some little bitch-fest involving friggin' cookie sheets and stop signs, I grew up fighting tooth and nail every week, hell I broke more bones than you even know exisist sonshine. When I say I'm hardcore I mean 24/7, I'm hardcore by birth, hardcore by design God in his heaven looking down from on high and the red fella down below know me my friend and they made me the way I am, on high don't want me and down below won't take me so I'm here for keeps no matter what.


See the way I look at is it's about time I took the gloves off so I’m going all the way in this tourney, I got put down under our previous regime but now the Revolution is going to roll over you bitch, and anyone else who gets in the way, see I steal every card I’m on, I lit the place with Punisher and all that was just a warm up, son you’re getting the main course. I'll run through walls, walk through the fires of hell, dive off the damn roof if thats what it takes, coz I'm telling you this title shot is MINE.


Now I know people round here seem to have this high opinion of you but I got to say I ain’t seen nothing to worry me yet, all I see is some guy who runs off at the mouth any chance he gets but can’t back it up in the ring.


So I say this Azz man, I’m Hardcore, what are you?


Tick, Tock


Tick, Tock


Time for your ass kicking appointment Mr Azz


Tick………


Now THAT's a promo :D


They call you psychotic, because acording to me, your nothing short of the crazy house. And what's with all the ticking and tocking. Are you sure that you were let out of the Asylum.

*Looks over Rip's resumé*

Acording to your resumé, Nathaneal Saunders (who ever that nobody may be) released you. Well Mr Rip..... What is that supposed to emulate? I'm assuming it's the letters written on the toumbstone of your dead wife of which you (sing it with me Chris) "Beat the bitch with a bat"

Chris: Say What?

Nothing less of an incompetant fool. Seriously, why do I get these matches. First, Hardcore match against Bruno and now this. Next Fasho will want to make a sex tape with me. I should've let when I had the chance. No, no, no. Now I know what's next. Dunc is next. And oh boy it won't be pretty. I mean he's one of those people I never faced like Aeida, Parker and Don Knocks.

So I say this.... Dunc vs. Oni Chann in the tournament. A gaurenteed walk through and I undoubtedly meet him there. And then of course the path becomes easier as I take on Dazz who couldn't be Trisher than anyone would've imagined. Never there. Always a press confrence here, autograph signing there. I mean we need someone the fans can relate to... Someone like.... Ken Doane!!!!

Vote for Geoge Bush. Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.

[FaSho34]

I really do not believe the things you still say Funazz, after losing match after match, you still believe that you can say shit like me being gay. I am sure that it sounded like you wanted that tape, you fucking perverted bastard, I am not like that, so you are going to have to lay off of the merch...

As far as I am concered, Funazz, you still cannot defeat me, you won't be able to, until then, shut the hell up!

But my comeback will begin, once I defeat Cole...

[Tha Kyd]

I just want it understood that I was gonna use Nightmare but then remember that he hath parted ways and knew it'd be a blemish to your soul

[Rip]

They call you psychotic, because acording to me, your nothing short of the crazy house. And what's with all the ticking and tocking. Are you sure that you were let out of the Asylum.

*Looks over Rip's resumé*

Acording to your resumé, Nathaneal Saunders (who ever that nobody may be) released you. Well Mr Rip..... What is that supposed to emulate? I'm assuming it's the letters written on the toumbstone of your dead wife of which you (sing it with me Chris) "Beat the bitch with a bat"

Chris: Say What?

Nothing less of an incompetant fool. Seriously, why do I get these matches. First, Hardcore match against Bruno and now this. Next Fasho will want to make a sex tape with me. I should've let when I had the chance. No, no, no. Now I know what's next. Dunc is next. And oh boy it won't be pretty. I mean he's one of those people I never faced like Aeida, Parker and Don Knocks.

So I say this.... Dunc vs. Oni Chann in the tournament. A gaurenteed walk through and I undoubtedly meet him there. And then of course the path becomes easier as I take on Dazz who couldn't be Trisher than anyone would've imagined. Never there. Always a press confrence here, autograph signing there. I mean we need someone the fans can relate to... Someone like.... Ken Doane!!!!

Vote for Geoge Bush. Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.


You know Mr Azz I do believe you've taken one too many stiff blows to the head, do you even know what the hell your talking about anymore or are you as confused as the rest of us?

I hear the words that fall from your lips, god knows we all hear you, but your making less sense everytime you speak.......

Is this some desperate attempt to drag pity from the watching world, you think if they see your collapse into madness they'll take pity on you?

Tell you what I'll do, I'll arrange a nice quiet place for you, all meals provided and 24/7 care, sound good?

One catch, to get there I'm gonna break you in half you gibbering freak.

Tick, Tock

Tick, Tock

Time for a nice long rest Funazz

Tick, Tock

Tick........

[Tha Kyd]

You know Mr Azz I do believe you've taken one too many stiff blows to the head, do you even know what the hell your talking about anymore or are you as confused as the rest of us?


I hear the words that fall from your lips, god knows we all hear you, but your making less sense everytime you speak.......


Is this some desperate attempt to drag pity from the watching world, you think if they see your collapse into madness they'll take pity on you?


Tell you what I'll do, I'll arrange a nice quiet place for you, all meals provided and 24/7 care, sound good?


One catch, to get there I'm gonna break you in half you gibbering freak.


Tick, Tock


Tick, Tock


Time for a nice long rest Funazz


Tick, Tock


Tick........

I talk because you like to hear me speak. But hmmm.... 24/7 meals.... Maybe just maybe. How bout this, I break you in half and take what's mine. But no blow is as big as the one you gave to Fasho in which he fired you from.

__________________________________________________ ______________

Fasho: You call this a blow job..... YOUR FIRED!!!!

Director: And CUT!!!

Fasho: Where's my MAKE UP!!!!

Rip: Did I do well?

Fasho: You don't exactly have the stroking meathod down. Let me show you. NIGHTMARE!!!!

__________________________________________________ ______________

Let's cut the scene there to avoid more controversy. Things only go downhill from there. Bottom line is this (Chris get ready for another hip hop song soon) "We gon walk whereva we want!" I will do what I want, when I want how I want, to who I want. And if it's a matter of my speach, well guess what? I don't care. I don't care. I FUCKING DON'T CARE!!!!

Director: And CUT!

Funazz: Who the hell are you saying cut to? I call the shots here. My agent said that the people here would be competent and know when a true actor is on stage, not that stunt double I have.... What's his name. For Sure I believe. Whatever, don't listen to that director, LIGHT'S CAMERA FUNAZZASTRUCTION!!!! (action is over-rated, much like Slare)

And so I say this to you Rip the Ripper, yes I will face you and yes I will win. But there is one thing that you did say in that promo that couldn't be more correct. Time to take a nice long rest, in my native town of Honolulu, HI (Yeah, I was born the son of a marine so I was born there). I will not be weak AT ALL from the match, and I'm sure that Natty will be in the back saying, why did I hire him again? Oh yeah, I needed someone menacing!

But, I say in future months watch out, because someone holds the key, and they could release it at any moment, but when they do, I'm sure Funazz will go wild. He was almost released at one moment but contained, but he may come back and you wouldn't like it if he:

SPAZZED ON YO' AZZ

[Rip]

So thats the best you can do is it?

Strange little gay fantasies that run through your head which you feel compelled to air for the world to see eh?

Lets look at the facts here kiddo....

You're the one called Mr Ass (sorry Azz)

You're the one obsessing over gay porn starring Fasho

You're the one who wants to 'spazz on someones azz'

Now I have no idea at all what on gods green earth that last statement means, but kid it sounds gay as hell to me.

So why don't you do the world a favour and get your little punk ass back where it belongs, and watch more 'Queer Eye' repeats, you can sit there and pretend like you want to go on the show for advice when the world knows you lust after the mincy blond freak.

Funazz, once you might have been someone now all thats left is a little queer freak, tell you what bitch boy why don't you and your 'close friend' Big Bubba go and play hide the soap while those of us who prefer to mix our genetic material move on with our lives eh?

Tick, Tock

Tick, Tock

Big Bubba says it's time for your 'massage' Mr Azz

Tick, Tock

Tick........

[FaSho34]

Those weren't meant to be gay guys... I sent those to a couple of girl friends of mine, and I believe that they seem to like it, so they put it on the internet. Now I regret that, now that I have Funazz and Rip viewing it. You little fags!

Just remember this guys. Look at all the history I have had... that is just the beginning, it will continue very soon....

[Rip]

Those weren't meant to be gay guys... I sent those to a couple of girl friends of mine, and I believe that they seem to like it, so they put it on the internet. Now I regret that, now that I have Funazz and Rip viewing it. You little fags!

Just remember this guys. Look at all the history I have had... that is just the beginning, it will continue very soon....


Don't put me in a bracket with that little freak mate.

He can watch all the gay porn he likes and lie to himself that it's research but that ain't my idea of a good time.

[FaSho34]

Don't put me in a bracket with that little freak mate.

He can watch all the gay porn he likes and lie to himself that it's research but that ain't my idea of a good time.

It still isn't gay... you are dumber than you look...

[Stealth]

Stealth's two cents:

Falls out of his chair laughing hysterically.

[Slare]

What the fuck is going on here?

:lol:

[FaSho34]

Now that I am back, promo wars...

These dumbasses need to learn to respect those that are better than they are, they had better hope they do not meet me in the ring anytime soon. But just in case, you two had better prepare yourself. Funazz is a gay who stole my porn that I made for my girlfriends off of the internet, and Rip accuses me of doing gay shit. Well take a look at all the gold that I got boys. I would list them all, but I do not have a very long time here. So, now if you wanna try saying something retarded again, try it... see what happens..... Fa Sho is out...

[viva_la_raza]

Destiny

"The inevitable or necessary fate to which a particular person or thing is destined"

Some men spend their whole lives chasing destiny, and are never able to achieve what is rightfully theirs

Last Sunday at Destiny, I should have achieved my destiny. I was a mere three seconds away. Two of them flew past in a flash, and in the third my world caved in around me, my destiny was pulled away from my very reach

By 'Collosal' Cole Parker

I hold you responsible what for what happened at Destiny, as do all those fans. Every second that goes by, my hunger, my desire for that title grows threefold....tenfold even. And because of you Mr Parker, I still do not have that belt. I am still denied the chance to celebrate being champion with the trilions.....and trillions....of my fans worldwide.

And I'm never going to forgive you for it

Mr Parker, fear is somthing you are going to expierience over the next few weeks, and I would get used to it if I were you, because at RSA Fear, your going to get what is coming to you

[FaSho34]

Destiny

"The inevitable or necessary fate to which a particular person or thing is destined"

Some men spend their whole lives chasing destiny, and are never able to achieve what is rightfully theirs

Last Sunday at Destiny, I should have achieved my destiny. I was a mere three seconds away. Two of them flew past in a flash, and in the third my world caved in around me, my destiny was pulled away from my very reach

By 'Collosal' Cole Parker

I hold you responsible what for what happened at Destiny, as do all those fans. Every second that goes by, my hunger, my desire for that title grows threefold....tenfold even. And because of you Mr Parker, I still do not have that belt. I am still denied the chance to celebrate being champion with the trilions.....and trillions....of my fans worldwide.

And I'm never going to forgive you for it

Mr Parker, fear is somthing you are going to expierience over the next few weeks, and I would get used to it if I were you, because at RSA Fear, your going to get what is coming to you


Hey, wait your turn, I already have my match... but first off...

Nat, you were the one who ending my career here first, but I got to come back. Don't you think we won't meet in the ring again very soon...

[Slare]

Oceansmafia vs. Mortis = Natty

Funazz vs. Rip = funazz

Fasho vs. Cole Parker = Natty


Lads, waiting on these for the show, cheers.

[Slare]

RSA: SOCIETY

“THE SERPENT OF SOCIETY”

*Slare makes his way to the ring*

“Welcome to RSA: SOCIETY…Our new weekly show of sexy proportions and welcome to the official beginning of the new era…the new federation..The new age.
Now, we are going to start things off how we mean to go on, with me ruling the joint.
Tonight, the tournament for the title starts and we will have the full first round tonight!!
Tonights main event….ME….THE DICTATOR OF DESTINY…THE SERPENT OF SOCIETY…THE RULER OF RAJAH…Versus my Rajahmania opponent, Chris Lemchi.
Also tonight, I am scouting…so on your toes boys.
Finally, At RSA:FEAR, Things will get HARDCORE, As I re-introduce the HARDCORE TITLE!!!

Now, onto more pressing issues here. Dunc, where did you pick up a pair of balls big enough to walk into MY BUILDING and mess with MY wrestlers?

You say you want me? Well son, where I work, we have things called contracts, and you do not have one. Therefore, you do not wrestle for this company, so NO…YOU WILL NOT HAVE A MATCH AGAINST ME…OR ANYONE FOR THAT MATTER. YOU DO NOT WORK FOR ME, YOU HEAR THAT, YOU DO NO…..”


*The Lights cut and The Duncs face appears apon the Stage*

“Gary, gary, gary, why must you get so uptight.
You know I wouldn’t break the law, I wouldn’t risk a lawsuit against you.
Im smarter than that. You see, before you took over here to run your little monopoly over the federation, I had talks with Jamie.
And you see me and Jamie came to an agreement, a…a….CONTRACT IF YOU WILL!!
And on this contract, it gives me a match when I want it. And the match I want…IS YOU!! ONE ON ONE GARY, COME ON!”

“No NO NO NO NO…You will not come into my company and call the fucking shots, this is MY FEDERATION…MINE!....right…ok…you know what…You want to be in this federation so much…Dunc VS. Slare 1 on 1…not happening tonight…but you can have a match, you will be entered into the title tournament, against Oni Chan…Next!”

*Slare, looking slightly like he has shat himself, makes his way to the back*

………………………………..

*Oni chan makes his way to the ring, what an opportunity this is for the youngster who was beat down by the Dunc last week*



Oni Chan vs. The Dunc

Here comes the Dunc now, and for those of you keeping score at home, this is his first match of any kind in…well I don’t know exactly, but that sounded good and its been ages.
Oni chan however is not here to make up the numbers no, he has a point to prove. Dunc grabs Chan, whipping him to the corner and following on with a clothesline. Chan slowly makes it to his feet and replies with a kick to the gut.
He runs for dunc, but is swiftly dropkicked to the ground. Chan rolls out of the ring as Dunc just looks to the crowd. Chan grabs a chair from under the ring, but the referee spots this and tries to stop him..hes distracted..whats this, that’s Hopkins in the ring, with a chair..DAMN..Hopkins just laid out The Dunc with a chair as chan rolls into the ring 1…..2……….No, Dunc kicked out of that. The referee didn’t see it at all. Chan is frustrated at this obviously, and grabs the chair again, swinging at Dunc. Chan missed, and is met with a kick to the stomach as he drops the chair. Dunc hits a bit slam and picks up the chair himself….MY GOD HE JUST DECAPITATED CHAN…HES BEEN DISQUALIFIED…BUT HE DOESN’T SEEM TO CARE…Hopkins gets back into the ring and knocks Dunc down from behind, hes stomping him now. Dunc is fighting back though, knocking Hopkins down with a punch as Hopkins bails from the ring. Hopkins seems to have gotten the attention of The Dunc, costing his place in the tournament, but the Dunc doesn’t seem to care about that now.

Winner via DQ Oni Chan.


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Punisher is waiting in a room when suddenly Mortis walks in.

Mortis: You wanted to see me chief?

Punisher: Yea listen. I made a promise to Natty Dred.

Mortis: A promise?


Punisher: Yea, I kind of told him that I didn’t need your help. So I’m asking you to please stay in the back for this match.


Mortis: But this is Natty Dred. Now I’m not putting you down or anything, you’re a hell of a wrestler. But Natty Dred is possibly the biggest star in the company…

Punisher: Listen. I have to go out and prove to the world that I could win on my own. I have to let people know I’m here to make a statement. I’ll catch you later man.

Punisher pats Mortis on the back and leaves as Mortis just stands there, arms crossed, letting out a sly sinister laugh.


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Bruno vs Matt Vallance

This is a match to determine who will be through to the second round of the Road to the title Tournament. Matt Vallance comes out to a chorus of boos. Bruno is out next to a mixed reaction he has been getting lately. The match starts with a lock up with Bruno getting in the upper hand. A headlock is reversed by Vallance and Bruno is shot off into the ropes and taken down with an elbow to the jaw. Vallance taunts the crowd but turns around to be met by a great dropkick which takes the legend killer down. Bruno picks Vallance up and whips him off the ropes only to deliver a big back body drop which takes Matt down to the mat with a crash. Morgan then hits a Superkick which takes Vallance to the outside. Bruno looks for a suicide dive but he misses and land with a thud on the floor.

Matt rolls Bruno back into the ring but only gets a two count. Vallance looks angry and goes for a Brainbuster but Bruno rolls him up instead, 1 2 no as Matt Vallace kicked out. Now Bruno picks him up and places him on the top rope he gives him a few more punches to the head and goes for a superplex but he ends up face first on the canvas. The Legend Killer comes off the top with a big Flying Clothesline but still only eds up with a 2 count. Vallance looks to end it all with the RKO but it was reversed and Bruno looks to go for the Unprettier but that is reversed into the RKO!!! Vallance covers but Bruno gets his foot on the rope before the refs hand hits the mat for a third time. What a match we have here.

Matt can not beleive it and wants to hit another RKO but Bruno pushes him away and hits the SUPERKICK!!!!!! Bruno has got Vallance here. 1 2 3....no almost three but the Legend Killer somehow got his shoulder off the mat. Bruno is pissed and i don't mean Slare style. He picks him up and goes for a DDT but Vallance fights out and hits him with a neckbreaker. Matt needs to get back into the match as Bruno gets to his feet and looks for a springboard crossbody but eats canvas. He gets back on his feet but is met with another RKO. Vallance has to go for the cover but Mortis comes out of nowhere and attacks Vallance.

Winner: Via DQ Matt Vallance

Mortis is still beating the hell out of Vallance as Bruno gets to his feet. He looks shocked but it turns ino an evil smile. He shakes hands with Mortis and delivers the RKO to Vallance. Mortis picks him up and the Excecution is performed which is then followed by an Unprettier by Bruno. Bruno then goes to the top rope and him and Mortis hit the Doomsday Device on the Legend Killer. Bruno and Mortis exit the ring satisfied at the damage they have caused. But the big question is why has Mortis teamed up with Bruno?


__________________


“Hopkins, that was glorious, well done my old son”

“Well, the bastard beat me up the other night, he deserved it, ungrateful shit always thought he was too good for us in the RWC. Ill give him “too good”, destiny? Fuck off, the Society is where its at, eh Slarey boy”

“The Society, aye…..”

*Slare trances into space*

“Em, yeah, im…gonna….go…..now”

………………………………………….


PUNISHER VS. NATTYDRED


Are you prepared for this match-up, friends? We have two completely different styles of tactics here tonight. One using sheer brute strength wearing his opponent down………and the other using the element of surprise with a seemingly endless supply of moves. It's Punisher vs. NattyDred in this first round bout of the RSA #1 Contender Tournament.

Punisher's music begins to play as the lights flicker to the sound……….

"This match is scheduled for one fall, with a twenty minute time limit……..First…making his way to the ring…….from Buffalo, New York…….PUNISHER!!!"

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…….. Man the crowd really doesn't like this guy very much. Punisher enters the ring and we notice that his partner Mortis isn't with him at ringside like he usually is. I think Punisher was serious when he stated this past week that both wrestlers come to ringside without any managers, partners, stables, or seconds. Punisher climbs in the ring and ignores the crowd……...he tugs on the ropes making sure he is loose.

Music……..lights…..pyro! It's NattyDred!!……and this capacity crowd is on their feet cheering for what some think may be the next RSA Heavyweight Champion.

"And his opponent…….he hails from Colchester, in Essex England………….Revolutions own…..NATTYDRED!!!"

Listen to this ovation as Natty approaches the ring…………he immediately climbs the turnbuckle and points to the sky in brief pause. There seems to be a large hanging sign…….VIVA LA RAZA. Natty points to the sign acknowledging the fans as he jumps back on to the canvas.

The referee calls for the bell and this one's under way. Both men lock up for positioning….. and Punisher just shoves Natty to the ground. He definitely has the size advantage……and Natty will have to use his ring guile along with a fast pace to pick up the win here today. Natty's back up and once again they lock up. Punisher breaks the hold with a kick to the midsection…….he then lifts Natty straight up above his head in a double-handed choke……..then tosses him into the corner. Now that's some serious power. Natty tries to shake off the effect of the choke toss………and Punisher drives a shoulder into the gut…..he follows up with another. Punisher stands up while Natty is doubled over now taking his time……he lifts Natty's head and delivers a solid elbow to the chin……he holds his face up and shoots a knee back to the boiler. The referee now warning Punisher that he had better let Natty out of the corner.

Punisher grabs Natty by the wrist and attempts an Irish Whip. Reversal by Nattydred and Punisher hits the turnbuckle. Natty races over and leaps up with his hands locked behind Punisher's head………Monkey Flip……Punisher's down. Natty quickly hops to the 2nd turnbuckle and hits a leg drop….he goes for the quick cover…..1….kickout after a one count. Natty springs off the ropes as Punisher sits up facing the opposite direction……Natty dives towards Punisher's head…….and catapults over the top using a whiplash-style neck snap. Punisher's head falls back to the mat….and Natty covers again……1……2….kickout……..this time with a little less authority as he was clearly stunned by Natty. Punisher gets to his feet and Natty hits him with deep arm drag. Punisher pops to his feet……and Natty immediately hits another one………..and Punisher slides outside the ring. Natty getting a huge pop from the fans while he adjusts his elbow pad.

Smart move here by the Punisher……he needs to regroup here and catch his breath. If he continues to work at this pace then he'll definitely play right into Natty's game plan. Punisher regaining his composure………..oh…here comes Natty towards the ropes!……he dives through towards Punisher!……..he catches his arm around Punishers head and……swinging DDT!!!…..Good God! Punisher just got his face planted on the concrete floor by this incredible high-flying maneuver. We gotta see this again. There's Punisher clearing his head, and Natty executing a beautifully-timed swinging DDT on to the floor. How he ever connected with that move I'll never know……but it sure was ballsy. Back to the live-action here as Punisher staggers back to the apron. Natty has since slipped in the ring to break any count the ref may have had going and back out to the floor. He steps up to the apron beside a groggy Punisher……..ooohh….elbow to the head by Punisher in retaliation….chop by Natty. Another elbow from Punisher….a return chop from Natty. Boy, these two are lighting it up here…….just trading blows while hanging on to the apron. Another…..and another…..back and forth. The crowd is starting to swell in anticipation. Natty grabs Punisher by the head…….drapes the leg over…….Holy Moly!!! A Russian leg sweep off the apron!! Both men are hurt here with Punisher taking the brunt of the fall as they came crashing down on solid concrete!

Punisher now holding his back as Natty scrambles back to his feet……..Natty rolls Punisher back in the ring. He crawls over for a cover…..1….2……2 and a half as Punisher gets his shoulder up. This match is beginning to wear on both of these superstars and I have to wonder who will have more in the gas tank by the time this is over. Both men slowly getting to their feet……Natty charging towards the ropes……ouch….he runs right into a size 15 boot courtesy of Punisher. Punisher pulls Natty back up by the back of his tights……..and delivers a perfectly executed gut-wrench suplex. Natty clutching his back……..and Punisher grabs the right foot. He jerks Natty's entire leg towards his head while planting both feet on the ground from the side……..that can tear a hamstring just like that. Punisher is now climbing the turnbuckle……he's perched up on top waiting for Natty like prey. Natty manages to shakily stand up………flying clothesline by Punisher! He damn-near took Natty's head off with that. Punisher doesn't waste any time heading for the corner. Punisher is…….man…is he climbing up again?…..awe…now this is too much. I'm sure he's looking for payback after the episode outside the ring earlier. He flies off the top again………..Natty catches him with a dropkick! Punisher looks like he just got knocked into the middle of next week….and he's bleeding from the mouth. A small stream is running from the corner of Punisher's mouth after that desperation dropkick by Natty. Both men are down and the referee begins a double count.

1………2………3……Punisher rolls to his stomach…4……5……Punisher to a knee…while Natty slowly trying to roll off his hip…….6……..7…..Punisher now to his feet…….Natty not quite up again. Punisher runs over and rams his knee into the side of Natty's head. Yikes….right in the temple. He goes for the cover…….1……..2…….oooooh…almost as Natty gets his shoulder up. Punisher raises Natty back up by the arm……….goes to Irish Whip Natty……he stops short and nails him with a clothesline.

He lifts Natty up by the head……Natty is just slumped over in the corner, as he is definitely in la-la land. Punisher is just about as tired now…..he signals for the Punishment!…… He pulls Natty back and wraps the arm around………and………wham!!….he hit it! He just nailed Nattydred with the Punishment!! This one is over! Punisher falls on Natty……….1…………2…………3……..Punisher has won the match!! The crowd inhales a gasp………..………..wait a second!………..The referee is waiving it off!……..why???…….he's pointing at Natty's foot!…..Natty's foot is still draped over the bottom rope!!! Natty's still alive! Punisher is steaming mad…he's barking at the referee……yelling that he had called the one, two, three. Punisher storms over to Natty where he angrily picks him up and just slaps Natty in the face…….he mouths off to the referee again. He turns towards Natty and…………..jawbreaker by Natty! Punisher is caught off-guard…..Natty off the ropes………he jumps in the air……Natty catches him in a flying head-scissors! The crowd is beginning to roar as Natty is building momentum. He grabs Punisher by the head and lifts him up………amazing fortitude……………suplex!! Natty picks up the big man by the hair and runs with him towards the ropes…………oh my….Natty goes flying over the top rope, clotheslining Punisher with the top-rope Macho Man style!! Natty climbs the turnbuckle………. Punisher falls back from the ropes on to his back…….Natty is on tope of the turnbuckle….the crowd to it's feet. Natty looks up……..beats his chest……..and swaggers……….he leaps waaaaaaaaaaaaay up into the air!!……. Frog Splash!!!……. He connects in the middle of the ring!!…… He hooks the leg……1……..2………3!!! Nattydred has done it…..and this place has erupted! The referee raises his hand…….

"The winner of this match by pinfall…………NATTYDRED!!!"

Natty rolls out of the ring, giving high-fives to all of the fans as he jogs towards the entrance ramp. Punisher gets to his feet with a look of semi-satisfaction, knowing he would have won if Natty hadn't gotten the leg over the bottom rope. Punisher takes a deep breath in defeat as he is out of the tournament. Great show here folks………and Nattydred moves on to the second round of the Tournament.
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“TONIGHT………….ITS SHOTIME”

*We cut to Fasho in the back*

“Lights…camera…action!

Im back ladies and gents, im back for the sequel to the greatest federation ever.
Rajah Simulation Alliance: A new Society….and a new Fasho, a Fasho that’s not taking any Fashit no Fashucking more Fasholes.

And why am I back, because I want the Oscar, the Nobel Prize, the Turner award…the RSA World title. So im in this tournament, the title match auditions if you will, in which I will obviously he hugely Sucsessful in. My name will be on bill…..”

*Cole Parker walks in*

“Dude, shut the fuck up. What in the hell are you talking about? While you have been away, fallygaggling about in Tinsel town, Ive been making an impact. Did you see how I cost natty the title the other night, Sextastic it was, I made an impact. The only thing you seem to have made an impact on is guys arses based on your words lately.

So let me ask something Fasho, when you are doing these plays and rehersals for your plays with guys, and one of the guys fell on a hard prop, would you pull him off?”


“What?”

“Would you pull a guy off”

“Well yeah, I mean, If it was hard, I would pull him off”

“Ah, that’s good to know…See you in the ring Shoboy”

*Fasho looks confused*

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Aeida VS Mikey Jones


What a first round match-up we have here. We have 2 members of Revolution, both champions, both looking to become the World Champ. Mikey Jones and Aeida: Best friends who must now face off to advance in this RSA Tournament.

First out to the ring is Aeida, the Australian superstar who is the current IN champion. He walks out to the cheers of the fans, saluting them on each turnbuckle. Aeida is nearing Jones’ IN title reign record, which was 92 days. However, Aeida must be concentrating a lot more on this tournament now. He hands his belt to the timekeeper and prepares himself for the task ahead.

Next through the curtain is Mikey Jones, tag belt over his shoulder and walking to the ring alone. He walks to the ring alone which must mean Aeida and Jones agreed beforehand to make this a fair contest. Jones slides into the ring and salutes his tag belt to the crowd. He gives the belt to the ref and he and Aeida shake hands. They whisper something to each other and this contest is underway!

Jones and Aeida circle each other, looking for an opening. Jones lunges forward and takes out Aeida’s legs but Aeida kicks out and kips up into a hurricarana on Jones, Jones is sent into the middle turnbuckle and Aeida goes for a running kick. Jones moves and Aeida stops himself but Jones goes for a German. Aeida flips over fully and gets Jones in the electric chair position. Jones tries to go down underneath Aeida’s legs but Aeida lifts him back up and…… PACKAGE PILEDRIVER! What a move by Aeida so early on in this match! Aeida just dropped Jones hard on his neck there. Aeida’s got the cover:

1

2

Kick out!

Jones isn’t giving up just yet. He stumbles to his feet as Aeida is waiting in the corner. Jones turns around and…… SPEAR THROUGH THE ROPES! Aeida just speared Jones through the ropes and onto the hard concrete floor! Jones may have a broken neck! Aeida slowly gets up and salutes to the crowd before rolling back into the ring to break the count.

Aeida sees Jones slowly getting up and waits. He then bounces off the opposite ropes and hits a no hands halo onto Jones over the top rope! Aeida takes his time getting up as the referee’s count gets to 5. Aeida picks Jones up and sets up for a suplex. Jones locks his legs around Aeida’s and lifts Aeida up into a……BRAINBUSTAAAAA!

Aeida is out after he got dropped on his neck to the concrete floor. Jones gets up at 8 and sliders himself and Aeida back into the ring. Jones slowly gets up and starts stomping on Aeida’s body. The crowd are slightly in favour of Aeida in this match but Jones takes no notice and continues his work. Jones picks Aeida up and hits a snap suplex on Aeida. Jones is obviously working over Aeida’s neck here so his finisher, the Tiger Driver, is more affective. Jones picks Aeida up again and hits a short clothesline. Jones then goes down and tries to lock in a cross face on Aeida! But Aeida is too smart for that and quickly rolls to the ropes before it’s fully attached.

Aeida gets up using the ropes as Jones charges. Aeida sees Jones coming and does a big back body drop to Jones, launching over the ropes and onto the entrance ramp! The crunch of steel on bones makes most of the crowd turn away in horror and Aeida looks away in horror. He rushes outside the ring to check on Jones and make sure his alright. Aeida helps Mikey get up and ask him if he wants to continue. Jones can be seen nodding his head and painfully rolls back into the ring, getting massive claps from the fans.

Aeida allows Jones to get up as the referee checks on Jones. The referee seems happy so he allows them to wrestle again. Suddenly, Aeida charges in and hits a spear on Jones! Aeida then picks Jones up and hits the Knee Backbreaker! Jones screams in pain as Aeida kicks Jones’ back. Aeida then picks Jones up and lifts him into the Burning Hammer position. This doesn’t look for Jones. Aeida then salutes to the crowd before…BURNING HAMMER! That was bone crunching. Aeida rolls Jones over and this surely must be over.

1

2

Foot on the ropes!

Aeida can’t believe it and rolls Jones into the middle. He goes for the pin again.

1

2

Kick out!

Aeida can’t believe it but waits in the corner, ready for the finish. He waits for Jones to get up before charging in for the spear!

WHAT A REVERSAL! JONES JUST REVERSED THE SPEAR INTO A TIGER DRIVER! This must be it now, surely!

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KICKOUT!

Jones is in shock now. He was sure he had the match won. He lifts Aeida up slowly and locks Aeida’s head between his legs. Jones lifts him up and….Roll through by Aeida!

1

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Reversal by Jones!

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3!

Winner: Mikey Jones

Jones has won this match but he won it by the skin of his teeth. Aeida looked to have the match won many times and even hit his finishers but somehow Jones won this match.

Both men are getting up now and they shake hands and hug in the ring after that incredible match.






Oceansmafia vs Mortis


Well this match I have been looking forward to, one of the most experienced veterans in the company verses one of the new young superstars that have graced this company. This match won’t be won on strength, both men have shown in recent weeks that is their strong point. Oceansmafia comes out to the ring first, minus the now defunct UK Title. When ever this man comes to the ring there is such an aura about him, the fans know they are in the presence of a true legend. RWC Champion, Undisputed Champion, he dominated the tag division with Pimpdaddy just to name three things in his decorated career. He climbs into the ring and leans back against one of the ropes waiting for his young opponent to come out.

And here he is, Mortis, arriving through a cloud of smoke at the top of the ramp. He has a noose in his hand as always and he walks down with a sadistic grin on his face as he gets into the ring. The two men have an intense stare down, before Oceansmafia springs to life from the corner and knocks Mortis down with a vicious clothesline and we’re off. Oceansmafia DDT’s Mortis down to the mat before picking Mortis up and shoulder barging him into the corner with his brute strength that of course helped him destroy opponents in RWC. Mortis is stranded in the corner and Mafia smashes him in the diaphragm with a massive big boot which he follows up with several more, leaving Mortis winded in the corner as he tries to recover from the attack. Oceansmafia doesn’t let Mortis have any time to rest however and he picks him up and hurls him headfirst into the opposite turnbuckle, this isn’t the evenly match fight I had in my head here. Mortis struggles back up to his feet only to be cut down by a massive clothesline from Oceansmafia.

Now the big man is resting on the turnbuckle and looking down at his fallen opponent. Mortis gets up and has a big grin on his face, what the hell is that for? Mafia looks as confused as anyone else and Mortis is laughing now and he walks towards Oceansmafia who attempts to pick him up but Mortis manages to send a thundering knee to the head of his opponent who drops him back to his feet. Mortis can capitilize now, he grabs Mafia by the hair and hits several big right hand punches on Mafia here, before taking him down with a massive DDT to the canvas. Mortis now goes over to the corner and removes the turnbuckle cover, and now that grin has returned. Oceansmafia gets up faster than anticipated, Mortis is still taking off the turnbuckle cover of the other turnbuckle now, BULLDOG!!! Oceansmafia just bulldogged him into the exposed turnbuckle! Mortis is down clutching his face and now Oceansmafia is signalling for the end of the match, we’ve seen this before all to often! Mortis stands up, and turns right onto the shoulders of Mafia!!!!!! He wriggles and wriggles but Mafia manages to execute his deadly finisher!!!! This has to be it, 1….2….3 NO! MORTIS KICKED OUT! Mafia sits up, head in his hands, he can’t believe it. For the last two months Oceansmafia has completely dominated RSA with his winning streak, I think he is in shock that this youngster has just kicked out of the F-5.

Oceansmafia pulls himself up using the ropes, looking confused at how Mortis was able to kick out. Mortis pulls himself up now, kick to the gut from Mafia, flips him up onto the shoulders, and drops him back down to the canvas with a devastating Last Ride! Now he hooks the leg, 1……2…..NO!!!!!! Mortis again kicks out, Mafia can’t believe it and neither can these fans.

Mafia shakes his head as Mortis pulls himself up, with a huge grin on his face. He is enjoying this pain! He begins laughing uncontrollably, rolling to the outside of the ring. He is on the outside here, saying something to Oceans here, his opponent comes closer to the ropes, OH MY GOD! Mortis just sprayed the face of Oceansmafia with a fire extinguisher! Where the hell did h get that from! The reff comes over to him and warns him that he will get DQ’d next time, Mortis just pushes the reff away and drops a knee on to the face of the fallen Oceansmafia. Now what is he doing, he is climbing the turnbuckle, LEG DROP!!! That one shook the ring, what a devastating move that was right there!

Mortis laughs again and now tells Mafia to get up to his feet, and he does so slowly, and he walks into a choke slam!!! Oceansmafia is down right in the corner, now what is he doing, Mafia in trouble, SKULL SPLITTER!!!!!!!!!!! Mortis just hit that, I have never seen him hit it before in his career so far, but it may have won him this match!!! 1………2……… NO! Mafia kicks out! Unbelievable!

Now Mortis has his head in his hands, Mafia stands up, now Mortis tries to apply a torture rack but Mafia pushes him away, JACKKNIFE!!!! Out of nowhere, a move I have not seen him move before!!! 1…..2…..3!!!!!!!!!! MAFIA WINS!!!! But what a show from mortis, this youngster took mafia too the limit today in what was a sensational match between two guys, one who will certainly go onto dominate RSA like Mafia did RWC!

Winner, Oceansmafia


Da...darada...dum....da...darada...da

Laradadadadaaaaaaaaaa!!

RSA GOES UP IN SMOKE

NEXT WEEK.




Fasho verses Cole Parker

Well this is another match from this RSA Title tourney. These men both have a chance to progress to the next round, Fasho, back from retirement looks as good as ever. Cole Parker, the monster of the Elite, fresh off of the back of a tag title reign and more recently cost Natty Dred the title at Fear, and has yet to explain to the fans what his motives were. He is the one who makes his way out first, to a chorus of boos from these fans. Fasho comes out almost as soon as parker gets into the ring, and is met with a mixed reaction from the fans here.

Almost as soon as Mr Broadway steps into the ring, Cole Parker runs at him and takes him down with a huge clothesline which must have rattled the poor guys spine. He picks him up and lands a boot in his face several times before hitting a big DDT to the mat. The big man has control in the early stages as a chant “You screwed Nat” echo’s around the arena, which makes Cole laugh even as the chant gets louder and louder. He begins to stomp away at Fasho who is in the corner of the ring here, trying to get away from this huge beast. Parker pulls Fasho to his feet and pushes him into the middle of the ring, and as Mr Broadway turns around a huge spear takes him down again! Now he begins beating away at the face of Fasho who manages to push this beast away and now maybe he can get a seconds rest in this match. Parker rolls onto his back and sits up, as Fasho slides to the outside of the ring where he gets his breath back from that assault.

Cole Parker shouts something to Fasho who says something back, and he gets into the ring and these two men lock up in a firm grapple here, one neither man look like letting go of. Fasho wriggles around, trying not to be thrown over by Cole Parker, and e manages to get a kick to the gut and duly follows this up with an impressive bulldog to the floor. Fasho gets up and signals to the fans here and quite a loud cheer goes up, before he turns around and locks a headlock onto the face of his opponent here, applied with a lot of force as he tries to turn the tables on his opponent and possibly get the upper hand. It’s way too early to be doing any form of submission move though and Parker manages to push him away with a firm shove. Fasho stumbles back a few but he waits until Parker turns round before using a lot of strength to push him into the corner. He hoists Parker onto the top of the turnbuckle but the big man pushes him away, Fasho stumbles back into the centre of the ring, turns around, CROSSBODY!!!! Sensational move from Cole Parker, I think things are over here…1…2… NO! Fasho just managed to get the arm up! Parker thought he had it won there.

He shakes his head and stands to his feet. He looks ticked off now. Cole Parker waits until Fasho stands up before going for a clothesline, which is expertly ducked by Fasho, who manages to sneak round to the back of Parker and hit a german suplex!! Parker is down and now Fasho signals the end of the line for his opponent, we know what is coming now, Parker turns onto the shoulders of his opponent! He is trying to finish off the move but parker wriggles free, but Fasho hits a Protoplex instead!!!!!!! That outta do it! 1……..2…….3!!!!!!! Fasho got the win, but Cole Parker was very impressive to say the least.

winner fasho


NEXT WEEK.

THE HARDCORE TITLE RETURNS.

NEXT WEEK.

ROUND TWO.


*Slare is wandering*

"Mortis, you want to interfere in matches around here? You want to be mr. pally with Bruno eh? EH!!!....

I like it.

Next week...

Mortis and Punisher vs. Mikey Jones and Aieda.

Tag titles"


RIP VS. FUNAZZ

Rip starts the match off with an irish whip of Funazz to the corner followed up by a huge shining wizard sending Funazz straight to the canvas. Rip goes for an early pin. 1...................... 2........... No 3! Rip picks up Funazz for a belly to belly suplex. Rip with a high angle dropkick followed by a chop. Rip with a kick to the midsection followed by an elbow smash to the face of Funazz and then a chop. Rip locks in a textbook hammerlock on Funazz and followed up with an atomic whip.

Rip goes over to Funazz's body only to be met with a kick to the face from the superstar. Funazz with a Johnny Jeter like spinning wheel kick followed up by a backslide pin. 1......... nope, Rip still got some fight in him. Rip tries a hiptoss on Funazz but reverses it with a hurricanrana. Funazz bounces off of the ropes with a springboard DDT on Rip. Funazz misses a running senton splash. Funazz goes for a headscissors takedown but Rip reverses it into a side walk slam.

Rip with a chop followed up by another forearm to Funazz's face. Rip goes back for an arm wrench applying the hold kicking away at the arm of Funazz weakening it. Rip with an arm drag on Funazz into a Flegar position armbar. Funazz's screams in pain reaching for the ropes. Rip with a miostrol cradel. 1................2.............3! wait Funazz kicks out!!!


Rip with a dropkick to the arm of Funazz. Rip irish whips Funjazz, Funazz rebounds with a leg larriot. Funazz off the ropes again. Funazz with a running crossbody. Funazz kicks Rip in the gut. Funazz goes for the Funazzum Spazzum but Rip reverses out with an armwrench.... But Funazz gets out with some cruiserweight moves. Funazz goes for the Shelley Shock but Rip reverses it... OMG, he's got Funazz on his shoulders and tries to hit the Pendulum... But Funazz lands on his feet... Funazz with an inverted DDT. Funazz goes for the pin. 1...................2...............3

Winner: Funazz


MAIN EVENT


SLARE VS CHRIS LEMCHI



Music hits……..the crowd jumps to their feet……as Chris Lemchi makes his way to the ring. Man the fans are sounding pretty hostile towards Stone Cold here.

Stone Cold Chris……….Slare……in the first round of this single elimination tournament. This isn't just for the chance to pick up some gold…….this is a grudge match in every sense of the word. If you remember correcty, Matt Vallence and Chris Lemchi left Slare bloodied and battered at Destiny. Take a look at the clip……….
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Ok ladies and gentlemen……. Slare catches Vallence……….reverse DDT! Man that looked even more devastating on the replay. Slare then heading towards the ring. Let's slow this down a bit to see what happened. What the hell?……It's……it's a sledgehammer shooting out from under the ring! It wasn't a tear or a pull…..it was a sledgehammer…….but who would be……….. Oh my god….it's Stone Cold Chris!!! He pops out from under the ring apron with a pure evil look on his face…….weapon in-hand. The referee calls for the bell. Vallence is staggering to his feet…… Chris Lemchi is brandishing a sledgehammer and drives it into the knee of Slare once again. Good God……he could end his career with those kinds of shots. Wham!……ohhhh….Slare takes a shot in the head from Vallence who has "borrowed" SCC's sledge. Slare is busted wide open. Slare has been ambushed by the Elite. Here comes the official announcement………
"The referee has declared that this match is a No Contest, as both men have been counted out."

And…..here comes Slare down the entrance ramp. He certainly has a score to settle with this man in the ring. Hopefully Slare will remember that if he does anything to get himself disqualified……he will be out of the tournament.

Slare steps into the ring and just stands there mouthing Stone Cold Chris…… We can't hear what he's saying as the crowd is definitely going to get involved with this one. Chris is yelling back at Slare and they are now nose to nose. You can see the steam rising as these two mix words here. Shove by Slare………Chris pauses…and he shoves right back. Slare shoves Chris once again……. Ouch…thumb to the eye by Stone Cold. Slare now rubbing his eye……and gets a boot to the midsection in the process. Lemchi follows up with a powerful forearm shiver to the spine. Slare winces from the shot to the back…….Stone Cold leans back into the ropes and charges with a massive clothesline……and Slare is down. Stone cold stands over Slare…..he places his foot on Slare's forehead……twists…and rakes his boot across the face. The crowd boo's loudly and Stone Cold taunts them with a cocky laugh and pointing towards his opponent.

Slare is slowly getting to his feet, still feeling the effect from that clothesline. Chris grabs a handful of hair on the way up and throws Slare to the outside of the ring. Stone Cold follows him outside. Slare faces the barricade and Chris rakes his claws down his back. Slare now whincing........Lemchi grabbing Slares head and bashing it into the barricade.......he then lifts Slare up and drops him throat-first over the the barricade wall. Slare's hands grasping at his throat as Chris just laughs. How arrogant can you be? Chris chucks Slare into the ring.....and follows him in.

Slare is crawling towards the ropes as Stone Cold just stomps on his fingers........then stomps on Slare's other hand. Stone Cold slowly pulls Slare up to a vertical base. Chris throws a closed fist at Slare…….blocked…and a return shot by Slare. Chris throws another…..blocked again….Slare delivers another right…..and another……and another. Stone Cold is reeling and Slare punches his way to the turnbuckle. Irish Whip by Slare and Stone Cold hits back first into the opposet turnbuckle……..wham! Slare connects with a clothesline of his own. What's Slare doing?…..I can't quite see it from here. The crowd begins to roar…….Oh God! Slare is biting Stone Cold's forehead!! He's biting him like a madman! Chris is kicking his feet underneath him in pain. Slare releases the….well I guess you can't really call it a hold….at the referee's count reaches 4.

Slare lifts up Lemchi with a suplex…..and drops Stone Cold on his back……what power behind that move. The serpent is definitely trying to make a statement here. Slare mounts Stone Cold's chest…. and drops a series of vicious knuckle sandwiches to the jaw of Chris Lemchi. Slare lifts Stone Cold to his feet………. chop…..chop….another chop to the chest and backs him up to the ropes. Irish whip…..Stone Cold against the ropes….Slare drops his head for a back-body drop….but Chris stops short…….hands grabbing Slare's head……..wow….classic HHH-style knee lift….and Slare is down.
Stone Cold is now in confident control here…….he's signaling for the Pedigree after snarling towards this capacity crowd……..they put their two cents in as they start to boo a little louder….. Chris pulls Slare's head in and lifts one arm….then the other………..here it comes….. Holy Moly……..Stone Cold is screaming in pain……he's let go of the arms and……..oooooohhh!!…..Slare is biting Stone Cold!!!!……he's clamped down hard on the family jewels of Stone Cold!!!!……and Chris wildly trying to escape!…………the crowd going nuts……pun intended…….as they absolutely are loving this sickening display before us. My…..God……Never have I seen such a flagrant attack on one's manhood as we are witnessing here tonight.

Slare is spitting out the bad taste obviously left in his mouth. Stone Cold is still rolling around on the ground as we are hearing a loud chant from the audience……..S…O…S…… …S…O…S…… …S…O…S… …..S…O…S… …S…O…S…. The fans are actually encouraging Slare's actions here. Slare pauses to bow to the crowd as they roar back in appreciation. Slare picks Stone Cold up….who now is looking a little green in the face…..and delivers a powerful back breaker. Slare raises Chris to his feet again, not letting him catch his breath……bodyslam in the center of the mat……followed by a teeth-rattling leg drop. Slare points towards the sky….and starts over towards the turnbuckle. Slare heads out to the apron and starts to climb the turnbuckle. Crowd to their feet…..they know what's coming up next…..

Music hits……………the crowd jerks their heads towards the ramp and gasps as they see……what the…..who…..……The Dunc!……it's The Dunc walking towards the ring! Why is he here?…… Wow…..the hairs on the back of my neck are standing up as we witness this living legend approach ring-side. A look of stone on his face as his eyes are dead-locked with the Serpent. Slare is still perched on the top rope as he's yelling with a look of fear mixed with anger aimed towards The Dunc…… Slare pops his left arm into his elbow while raising his right in the air….flipping off The Dunc. Slare goes for the Frog Splash………………and connects….….awee…no!…....Stone Cold got his knees up and Slare just got crushed in the boiler! Stone Cold jumps up to his feet, obviously playing a bit of possum as Slare took way too long on the turnbuckle. Chris Lemchi grabs Slare and stands him up……….kick to the gut!!…….Stunner!!! Holy Moly!!……Stunner by Stone Cold! He covers Slare………1……2…….3!!! Stone Cold has just defeated Slare!! But he obviously couldn't have done it without The Dunc distracting Slare before attempting the Frog Splash. I tell you that if Slare would've hit that……….Slare would be victorious here tonight. Here's the official announcement………
The winner of the match by pinfall………Stone Cold Chris!

That means…….Slare is out of the tournament because of The Dunc. The Dunc just laughs…….and turns to walk towards the entrance. His purpose obviously served here……wow, what an effect. Just walking out here with a simple spine-chilling gaze. Slare is pissed!….he had the match won and now he's going home early. Slare pound the mat in disgust…. Stone Cold Chris has escaped with a first round win, moving on to the next round of the tournament.



















.....Other half to follow.

[FaSho34]

other half to follow when?

Edit: If you ever need another match writer, contact me

[viva_la_raza]

Sorry Slare, I havn't been online since Friday, I'll send you matches asap

I've done Mortis vs Oceansmafia, but I don't think I will be able to get the other one done. Sorry mate, really, give me one extra one next time to make up for it. :yes: Fash if you could do Cole Parker verses...Fasho... I would much appreciate it :yes:

[V-Line]

Show sounds solid (don't like my bit) so far.

[Aeida]

Show sounds solid (don't like my bit) so far.

At least you won, kinda...

[Slare]

Since that show was so fucking long, ill get the rest up asap, and possibly a little extra.

[The Dunc]

Ya know somethin'... Before I say a word, I just wanna say one thing. After last night's show, I've got this smell on me I can't seem to get rid of... Some hideous stench that is repulsive to all with a sense of class and dignity.

You see, I appeared on a show that donned the name "Society". No matter what, I'm gonna be trying to scrub the god-awful odor it's left on my skin off for ages... pish.

But I knew of the smell before I came here. I knew what the shape of the land was before I stepped into the building. It's a funny thing about Slare... Anything he touches ends up smelling something like a cross between a rotting carcass, foot sweat and a limp biscuit.

And this is why I'm here... to cleanse the simulation world of his rancidity! SLARE... The Dictator of Destiny... :lol: Even cutting him down for calling himself such an asinine name glorifies him more than he'll ever deserve. He claims to rule that which is Destined for greatness. What you don't realise, Gaz, is that your "rule" is nothing but a guise... a shroud used to cover your inadequacies. There is only one true stroke, one TRUE overseer of greatness... And for a very long time you've told yourself it's you. That title belongs to your Maker... And we all know who that is :D.

Charlie Chan... you enjoy the next round of this little tournament. While you're at it, enjoy that sizeable lump protuding from your forehead. Enjoy that blurred vision. Enjoy the brain swelling you're gonna be feeling for the next 10 days. If you'd like.. you can enjoy telling Slare just what it feels like, because when the two of us finally dance that feeling in your head is gonna be circulating through his entire body!

Final Destination... Grip of Destiny... these are the proven tools of greatness. Gary, you wanna play this running game from The Dunc? You wanna try and sic Hopkins on me to play a role in your dirty little game of human chess? Holy Hop-along, I pissed all over your RWC legacy once before, and now it seems as though you're gonna force my hand to do it again. You wanna dance, Cowboy? Believe me, just like Slare and the rest of the Rajah Simulants...

I MADE YOU... AND I CAN DESTROY YOU!

The battle lines are drawn. Slare, as was said, my contract gives you to me on a silver platter. For your sake, ya might wanna come with some riot gear and pillows... your ass will be thrown from pillar to post, back to the pillar, into the pendulum, through the guantlet, and left in a broken, bloody, bruised mess.

Eventually, we all have to meet our maker. That, Gary... is your only destiny.

Out.

[Holy_Hopkins]

Well I guess I should take a few minutes out from my busy schedule to explain my recent actions.

What you just witnessed tonight was something that none of your inferior brains could of possibly imagined The creator of RWC, the pioneer of the Society, the two greatest superstars ever joining together to reform the greatest group that ever set foot inside the sacred square.

Now I have to admit, In RWC, the Society and myself did not always see eye to eye, personally opinions clashed and clouded my vison, The Society were dynamite, a walking swag bag, a profitable, succesful group... But times change. No longer am I in charge, actually as fate would have it that burden ahs now fallen to Slare... I guess as Dunc may say we each have our destiny... I know mine and I gaurentee to fullfil it. Hell when have I gaurenteed something and failed to produce the goods? Anyway back to the Society.... As I'm sure you all know anyone with half a brain cell saw just how dominant and succesful the Society were and now with the ONLY UNDEFEATED CHAMPION EVER part of this exclusive Society we will reach new heights and dominate once more.

Why join the Society? Surely not just because they were successful in the past? Well as you well know I am a business man first and fore most and, like all good business men i saw this opportunity and knew it was too good to pass by. You see what you don't all know is that quite frankly, I'm smarter than you. Hell I'm probably the smartest guy around here. But I'd be lieing if I said I only joined the Society for the success. At the RWC reunion PPV Jam-bomb of course fired me from my position in RSA, backstage Slare came to me with a proposition, If I helped him out of his match with Dunc and joined the Society I would get my job back. What I can I say? Money talks.

Truth be told I am a little shocked at the quickness of our formation and feel that it took away from our tip top awesomeness somewhat... however we were urgent and quick for a good reason. He's Destiny's Child himself, no not Beyonce Knowles, he's the dastardly, the dangerous, the deadly, the..... very easily i might like to add.... defeatable... DUNCAN

So Slare's first problem is Dunc, now Dunc has a reputation as a fearsome, legendary superstar but please let me remind you.. I defeated this "legend" to win the RSW heavyweight title.... A title I never lost. Of course the inevitable RSW vs RWC rivalry began and Dunc was a threat to my lifes work. But he couldn't defeat RWC, hell no, no-one could. Dunc merely faded away, a lost memory in the end.

Dunc talked about how he saw my legacy in RWC pulled his trousers down, pulled his G-string down, Pulled that little violin out of his ass and perhaps gave it a little shine and then shat all over it. my legacy i mean not his intsrument of Destiny. But to be honest he's talking out his rather dirty behind If i must say so. No-body shat, or pissed for that matter, over my legacy. God damn it I built an empire, I'm an undefeated champion for gods sake. No-one can piss on me. Not Dunc, Not Krob, Not headache, Not Slare, Not jimmy crack Funazz, Not RSA NOTHING. I am unpissable and I am pissed off

So here we are in RSA, I'm widely considered a businesman, Dunc is widely considered a legend. It's time for our Society to dispell these myths and rebuild this fragile company into something beautiful.

Thank you and Goodnight folks.

[V-Line]

Guys I need some rep, bad. That prick Brian M keep neg repping me for liking Orton and OJ.
Rep Please for your lovable Legend Killer.....

[Rip]

Problem Gary mate?

Anything you need done?

[FaSho34]

Problem Gary mate?

Anything you need done?

I cannot write Sho/Cole... no time to do it, it would be greatly appreciated Rip

[Slare]

Yeah, that.

[Slare]

I need Funnaz/Rip, and Fasho/Cole parker, asap, Rep as a reward.

[OceansMafia]

Another Victim and another step closer to the biggest prize in the buisness. I've got to hand it to you mortis, i underestimated you, you kicked out of the F-5 NOT MANY PEOPLE can say they've done that, congratulations. which brings me to something else, you can bring that up and all and have a quick brag about it, but dont forget I BEAT YOU. ME OCEANSMAFIA THE GREATEST Gimmick, Character, Wrestling Icon Alive!. You got lucky you lasted as long as you did. You see i dont care who i face next, hell it could be Mr. Natty, or hell it could be Matt Vallance i dont give a flying $%^# who it is. I AM A ATOM BOMB just waiting to get set off, so words of advice to my next victim, dont think for a second that Mortis proved anything the F-5 Will beat you, i guaran-damn-tee it.

[viva_la_raza]

I can do Fasho vs Cole Parker now.

[Bennedy]

Ya know somethin'... Before I say a word, I just wanna say one thing. After last night's show, I've got this smell on me I can't seem to get rid of... Some hideous stench that is repulsive to all with a sense of class and dignity.

You see, I appeared on a show that donned the name "Society". No matter what, I'm gonna be trying to scrub the god-awful odor it's left on my skin off for ages... pish.

But I knew of the smell before I came here. I knew what the shape of the land was before I stepped into the building. It's a funny thing about Slare... Anything he touches ends up smelling something like a cross between a rotting carcass, foot sweat and a limp biscuit.

And this is why I'm here... to cleanse the simulation world of his rancidity! SLARE... The Dictator of Destiny... :lol: Even cutting him down for calling himself such an asinine name glorifies him more than he'll ever deserve. He claims to rule that which is Destined for greatness. What you don't realise, Gaz, is that your "rule" is nothing but a guise... a shroud used to cover your inadequacies. There is only one true stroke, one TRUE overseer of greatness... And for a very long time you've told yourself it's you. That title belongs to your Maker... And we all know who that is :D.

Charlie Chan... you enjoy the next round of this little tournament. While you're at it, enjoy that sizeable lump protuding from your forehead. Enjoy that blurred vision. Enjoy the brain swelling you're gonna be feeling for the next 10 days. If you'd like.. you can enjoy telling Slare just what it feels like, because when the two of us finally dance that feeling in your head is gonna be circulating through his entire body!

Final Destination... Grip of Destiny... these are the proven tools of greatness. Gary, you wanna play this running game from The Dunc? You wanna try and sic Hopkins on me to play a role in your dirty little game of human chess? Holy Hop-along, I pissed all over your RWC legacy once before, and now it seems as though you're gonna force my hand to do it again. You wanna dance, Cowboy? Believe me, just like Slare and the rest of the Rajah Simulants...

I MADE YOU... AND I CAN DESTROY YOU!

The battle lines are drawn. Slare, as was said, my contract gives you to me on a silver platter. For your sake, ya might wanna come with some riot gear and pillows... your ass will be thrown from pillar to post, back to the pillar, into the pendulum, through the guantlet, and left in a broken, bloody, bruised mess.

Eventually, we all have to meet our maker. That, Gary... is your only destiny.

Out.

The Dunc! Is this the part where i am ment to shit my pants? You are a legend. But why should RSA be scared of you? You have to make an impact here in RSA. I don't care about RSL, RSW and RWC. You have to prove yourself here and it looks like you don't care but why not go for the RSA Title?

[viva_la_raza]

latest i can get the match done is tomorow dude, if I am going to do it, thing is I need to hear from you what goes down ect ect

[Rip]

Yup, what he said :D

[Holy_Hopkins]

Edited promo now after I stopped half way through for fish fingers, chips and beans....

Whats the general schedule around here then? Show dates, PPV dates etc

[Christian]

...sorry, wrong thread.

[The Dunc]

You are a legend. But why should RSA be scared of you? You have to make an impact here in RSA. I don't care about RSL, RSW and RWC. You have to prove yourself here and it looks like you don't care but why not go for the RSA Title?



Fact is this, son...

I've proven myself countless times in numerous sim feds down the line. You think I need to prove myself to some upstarts just because they don't know their history? Pshh...

Don't care about RSL? RSW? RWC? All right... fair play. That's past. RSA is present. As RVD would say... "whatever." You know my name, and you can take an example from every ass-beating I give on my route to Gary. I'm not here to make people famous, I've done enough of that to last 5 lifetimes.

That said... I have no problem making an example outta someone.


Keep that in mind.

[Punisher]

The scene opens backstage as we fade in to see Punisher with his head in his hands. He takes them out and then looks straight into the camera. He has a huge cocky grin on his face

Natty Dred. What can I say? You beat me. In the middle of the ring. Frog splash I was one. You know I was finally able to hit the Punishment. And you.......you took the sissy way out Mr. Dred. You know it, the superstars know it, and the crowd knows it. You put your foot on the rope.

See, you know what that means? That means to this day in RSA. My 4 month tenure I may add. Nobody has kicked out of the Punishment. Nobody. Not Natty. See Natty didn't have enough power to kick out. Because the Punishment takes all your energy.

But congratulations Natty. You move on in this tournament. Hey maybe if you're lucky you'll be able to choke again on the big stage?

[Bennedy]

Fact is this, son...

I've proven myself countless times in numerous sim feds down the line. You think I need to prove myself to some upstarts just because they don't know their history? Pshh...

Don't care about RSL? RSW? RWC? All right... fair play. That's past. RSA is present. As RVD would say... "whatever." You know my name, and you can take an example from every ass-beating I give on my route to Gary. I'm not here to make people famous, I've done enough of that to last 5 lifetimes.

That said... I have no problem making an example outta someone.


Keep that in mind.

Fine. You go after Slare. I am sure he will kick your ass. But these superstars of RSA are not upstarts. I think it is the fact that you are too old. Can you still get it done in the ring? What you did to Jackie Chan was not impressive. You try and get a win without using weapons. Yeah that's right mate. I am calling you out for an open challenge. In one way it would be a blast. Another way it could prove me right. You are just a washed up old man.

But on to matters that concern the youth of RSA. Did you see what Me and Mortis did to Vallance? Who saw that coming? You see I don't know what the connection is now with Mortis and Punisher. But i don't care about Punisher. Me and Mortis are on the scene. You might think that Mortis had a chance at tag team gold with Punisher but probably not. But me and Mortis are not just a tag team. No, we are a part of something much bigger!

[viva_la_raza]

Fine. You go after Slare. I am sure he will kick your ass. But these superstars of RSA are not upstarts. I think it is the fact that you are too old. Can you still get it done in the ring? What you did to Jackie Chan was not impressive. You try and get a win without using weapons. Yeah that's right mate. I am calling you out for an open challenge. In one way it would be a blast. Another way it could prove me right. You are just a washed up old man.

But on to matters that concern the youth of RSA. Did you see what Me and Mortis did to Vallance? Who saw that coming? You see I don't know what the connection is now with Mortis and Punisher. But i don't care about Punisher. Me and Mortis are on the scene. You might think that Mortis had a chance at tag team gold with Punisher but probably not. But me and Mortis are not just a tag team. No, we are a part of something much bigger!


Part of somthing much better? What, the YMCA? The union of lower midcard wrestlers?

Just you remember that, until you make some sort of an impression on RSA, you are still Bruno Morgan, the same individual who has done nothing since he arrived in the company, the same man who turned his back on the biggest chance of his career, the Revolution, was beaten down by every man on the roster, twice over in some cases.

But, I can see why you two formed together. You obviously met Mortis one day backstage as you were oiling one anothers bodies before an RSA show, adn you realised that both of you have achieved nothing, and I mean nothing, and thought you would make a little team and actually try to make somthing out of your pitiful existance.

But, hold on a second. i would understand maybe if you turned to Punisher, Fasho or Funazz, but....Dunc? Bruno let me tell you somthing. Somthing you'd better not let slip from your memory. I grew up watching Dunc, studying his every move, hoping that one day I could be just like him. And in RWC, in fact, everywhere, he was the man. I idolised the Dunc, as did millions of fans watching at home on their TV screens, and I'm sure at one point you did too.

But what has happened, your ego has exploded, damn, I would hate to see what would happen after you won a match mr Morgan. So, I know that you and Mortis are scratching you heads thinking, whats your point?

My point is this, that mouth of yours is going to get you into trouble. If Dunc is still the man I remember, he will paint the canvas an interesting new colour called hint of brain. And don't say I didn't warn you.

[Punisher]

You know Bruno. You have a lot of nerve. A lot of nerve to just come in here and think you could break up the Excutioners of Punishment. You see I don't know why Mortis helped. Hey maybe he felt pity for your lousy ass But we most certainly are not breaking up.

See we have something Bruno. You may have heard of it. It's called chemistry. Me and Mortis have that. That's something you two haven't established nor do you have. There is no way in hell that you and him are going to be a team.

And to prove to you how confident I am. Next week. I'll stand in one corner. You stand in the other. Mortis will be in the center. If he wants to stick with me, which he will,he'll hang you with the noose on the ringpost. If he wants to go with you for some odd reason then he will hang me to the ringpost.

So what do you say Bruno. Next Week. Mortis chooses his side.....with a noose.

[Stealth]

Hmmmmm........many, many questions............why laugh sadistically during my match with Mafia?......why did I interfere in Bruno's match?.......what about my partner Punisher?.......why am I writing in blue instead of red?......hmmmmmm......many questions to be answered...........and in due time they will be.

Let's see now............ Oceansmafia...I...really could care less about kicking out of any moves that you think are godly....or whatever. Feel free to masturbate to your own moveset any time you are practicing self-idolotry. As for the match itself......you won fair and square... So go chase after the championship belt. Have your day...........but beware.....some place........some time........when you least expect it... I'm sure you'll be "hanging around" for a while....ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....

As for the other questions needing to be answered................hmmmmmm...

Something old...
Something new...
Something black...
Something blue....


God's and masters...
Where destiny lies...
The underworld asylum...
Prepares your demise...

A hint of Black Lotus...
Poison from my lips...
Hails the black moon...
A reaper's eclipse...

A fiery pit...
Shower's the skies...
The earth will crumble...
The dead will rise...

As sulfuric suffering...
Brings torture and pain...
In awe ye shall befall...
The serpent's rain.

[OceansMafia]

Have your day...........but beware.....some place........some time........when you least expect it... I'm sure you'll be "hanging around" for a while....ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....




Now now where have i heard that before?

wait i got it...


Slare?


No not slare he isn't that desperate to even say that.

Mr. Natty?

no no, he is desperate but not that desperate.


OOOOOH NOW I KNOW!

EVERY SINGLE WASTE OF TALENT THAT I DIDN'T NAME

Everyone from YOU! to say Bruno

wait saying from you to bruno is like 1/4 of the roster? 1 simple reason Bruno beat me, as lucky as that little shit is he did. It will always be one of those horriable mishaps that happen...

Mortis you can save your HaHa's and your Im....Gonna....Get...You.... Speechs for someone who cares, your little girl punisher might give a shit. I dont.

Now on to more IMPORTANT issues, WHO DO I FACE NEXT? i want some kind of challenge Slare stop handing me this light weight. I want someone with PRIDE, someone with Spunk! Give me Natty. Thats a character i like reguardless of how much of a piece of shit he is oh and he is. He always has this Spunk about him. After his three stages of hell match at Interact (Wink Wink) with JamieB...B is for..well i cant say that here but he was simply amazing there besides Dazz winning the World Title at INTERACT! (Woo) i think Natty was just 2nd place of biggest AWW of the night. Which brings me to my point Natty Your a 2nd rate star and a 3rd rate wrestler your basiclly all hype no...well no nothing your complete shit but there is something about you i like, i have no idea what it is but it's something so Slare can i have my match! or what?

[Bluegunn]

Let's see here. Dunc, I will start off with an apology because I am not one who likes to win on a DQ. We will meet again sometime on the road. But a win is a win and I move on in the tourny. Who I am going to face could be anyone's guess. But I do know one thing, and that it is only going to get harder from here on out. I could be facing Matt Vallance, Nattydred, Mikey Jones or anyone else. Who knows. All I know is that it is probably going to be the first time that I will be in the ring against any of these guys. But I will be ready for anything.

[The Dunc]

Fine. You go after Slare. I am sure he will kick your ass. But these superstars of RSA are not upstarts. I think it is the fact that you are too old. Can you still get it done in the ring? What you did to Jackie Chan was not impressive. You try and get a win without using weapons. Yeah that's right mate. I am calling you out for an open challenge. In one way it would be a blast. Another way it could prove me right. You are just a washed up old man.



Look at you, busting out all the buzzwords to get a reaction out of The Dunc. "He's old"... "Does he still have what it takes to get it done?"... All faffing bullshit.

First of all, you can refer to your "elders" as sir, cheif, or simply boss. Secondly, "using weapons to get a win"... Last I checked, it's not me moving on in the tournament, so go figure out how I "won" with that chairshot. :nuts: Third: If you call someone out, the challenge ain't "open", it's pretty damn closed! :derr:

If that ain't evidence enough that you're some useless punk upstart, then perhaps your Maker needs to hammer a big "newbie" stamp smack on your forehead! You want an example made out of you?

Next week... you're gonna find yourself tapping to The Grip. You ready to be regulated by Destiny's Living Legend? Whether you know it or not, I did make you... and starting with your back, I WILL break you!

Slare... watch closely. Your back will suffer the same fate.

Out.

[viva_la_raza]

The scene opens backstage as we fade in to see Punisher with his head in his hands. He takes them out and then looks straight into the camera. He has a huge cocky grin on his face

Natty Dred. What can I say? You beat me. In the middle of the ring. Frog splash I was one. You know I was finally able to hit the Punishment. And you.......you took the sissy way out Mr. Dred. You know it, the superstars know it, and the crowd knows it. You put your foot on the rope.

See, you know what that means? That means to this day in RSA. My 4 month tenure I may add. Nobody has kicked out of the Punishment. Nobody. Not Natty. See Natty didn't have enough power to kick out. Because the Punishment takes all your energy.

But congratulations Natty. You move on in this tournament. Hey maybe if you're lucky you'll be able to choke again on the big stage?


Choke.......did you say, choke on the big stage?

You know what kid, you had better get your facts right in future. I have seen plenty of people like you come and go in my career, people who love to run their mouth, day in day out, but just can't back it up in the ring. And, shall I tell you what has happened to each and everyone of those people punisher? They've had their asses kicked. Not just kicked, in fact, handed to them on a silver platter, their ego's have never been the same since, one three count has brought them back down to earth like that.

And your heading the right way to the ass kicking of a lifetime. First of all, choking on the big stage is somthing you should say after a lot of consideration.

I had victory in my sight, I was three seconds away from becoming champion. Cole Parker came down to the ring, and he cost me the chance to hold the belt that I have desired for such a long time. But I didn't come here to have a whine. I just came here to tell you, Punisher, your going the right way to having your ass handed to you on a silver platter. And when that does happen, frame it, hang it up on your wall, but whatever you do don't come crying to someone backstage saying you wern't warned.

[viva_la_raza]

Now now where have i heard that before?

wait i got it...


Slare?


No not slare he isn't that desperate to even say that.

Mr. Natty?

no no, he is desperate but not that desperate.


OOOOOH NOW I KNOW!

EVERY SINGLE WASTE OF TALENT THAT I DIDN'T NAME

Everyone from YOU! to say Bruno

wait saying from you to bruno is like 1/4 of the roster? 1 simple reason Bruno beat me, as lucky as that little shit is he did. It will always be one of those horriable mishaps that happen...

Mortis you can save your HaHa's and your Im....Gonna....Get...You.... Speechs for someone who cares, your little girl punisher might give a shit. I dont.

Now on to more IMPORTANT issues, WHO DO I FACE NEXT? i want some kind of challenge Slare stop handing me this light weight. I want someone with PRIDE, someone with Spunk! Give me Natty. Thats a character i like reguardless of how much of a piece of shit he is oh and he is. He always has this Spunk about him. After his three stages of hell match at Interact (Wink Wink) with JamieB...B is for..well i cant say that here but he was simply amazing there besides Dazz winning the World Title at INTERACT! (Woo) i think Natty was just 2nd place of biggest AWW of the night. Which brings me to my point Natty Your a 2nd rate star and a 3rd rate wrestler your basiclly all hype no...well no nothing your complete shit but there is something about you i like, i have no idea what it is but it's something so Slare can i have my match! or what?


:lol:

I never thought I would live to see the day when in RSA, Oceansmafia would call me .... hype. That could go down as one of the most hypocritical and ridiculous statements ever made in the history of pro wrestling. You see, in this company, I am actually living off of somthing, somthing called desire, those fans see it, superstars backstage see it. I'm living off of the back of a PPV I should, and would might I add, have walked out of as RSA Champion, had Cole Parker not screwed me out of what was rightfully mine.

I'm living on the back of being the leader of the most sucsessful faction to ever grace the RSA roster, the Revolution. But more importantly, i am living off of the fact that the fans out there and watching at home know that no matter what, Natty Dred will give them 110%, however mathmatically impossible that may seem. They know that without them I would be nothing, I would have nothing. Every movement I make in that ring is for them, and they know it and appreciate it. Hype? I know hype. And that leads me to my next point, what are you living off of Oceansmafia?

See, last time I checked, you C.V from your time here in RSA has not been too good, has it. I mean, beaten by the legend that is Bruno on his first match, still holding on to that little thread of respect and fame you and Pimpmafia earnt in RWC. Still going by the fact that you were the first Undisputed Champion in RWC, still living off of that achievment, however long ago it was. Okay, you've had sucsess in this company. I'm not denying that. However, TV Title however.....prestigious.....who did you face to win it?

A bunch of newbies in a battle royal. Impressive.

Who did you defend it against? No one special, in fact, a collection of wrestlers who in a years time will probably still be in the same position, trying to climb out of the lower midcard bracket they have been trapped in. One Mr Parker springs to mind, as do other names. Mr Morgan, Punisher, Zook, al names I'm sure get the fans on their feet cheering at shows when they come out... :wtf:

You see Oceansmafia, you are RSA's example of living off of hype. When oceansmafia comes down to the ring, people do not fear you because of what you have done, what jobber you narrowly scraped to defeat on last weeks show. They remember the Mafia who tore wrestlers up in RWC, and remember, and therfore still see you as a potential threat.

Hype? Don't you talk to me about hype.

You've got your match.

[FaSho34]

*bump*

So am I not wrestling then?

[PeacePipe]

*Cough* *Cough* *Wheeeeeeeeeeeze**Cough* *Cooooooooouuuuuuuughhh* *Cough* *Cough*

DAMN!!!....this is some good shit...

*cough*

Ahem.....Mister Peacepipe? We're rolling.

You damn right we rollin'. Oh....whoops. He he.

Let me introduce myself. I'm new on the scene of RSA. My name is Peacepipe. I'm officially here to say........ um..... wait a sec. I forgot my line.

Mister Peacepipe. It's right here on the cue cards. You don't have to memorize anything.

Thank God for that. I can't remember shit......now what was I saying? Oh yeah. I'm officially here to say....... piss... hang on... I forgot again.

Just say what's on the card!!!

Property of RSA??

No!!!! Not that!! The other thing!

Dude, you need to chill. Stop by my locker room later on and I'll clear up that anger problem you got goin' on. Since you're so pissy, I might have to dig deep for some of the special stuff. I call it "The One Hit Wonder"......but you gotta ask nicely cause this shit ain't free. Call it a token of good will. Get it? Token (tokin') Same goes for you too, bald microphone guy. We'll put on some Floyd, lay back, and then watch some Welcome Back Kotter. Remember Horseshack?...man he's the shit ain't he? My favorite episode is when the sweathogs were on that fieldtrip to....

Damn it!!! Just say what's written...IN BIG LETTERS... what is on this cue card that I am holding. Now, can you do that?

Yeah, yeah. Sure. I got it. *cough* *cough*

I am officially here to say....



"Peace"!



Fade Out

[V-Line]

Look at you, busting out all the buzzwords to get a reaction out of The Dunc. "He's old"... "Does he still have what it takes to get it done?"... All faffing bullshit.

First of all, you can refer to your "elders" as sir, cheif, or simply boss. Secondly, "using weapons to get a win"... Last I checked, it's not me moving on in the tournament, so go figure out how I "won" with that chairshot. :nuts: Third: If you call someone out, the challenge ain't "open", it's pretty damn closed! :derr:

If that ain't evidence enough that you're some useless punk upstart, then perhaps your Maker needs to hammer a big "newbie" stamp smack on your forehead! You want an example made out of you?

Next week... you're gonna find yourself tapping to The Grip. You ready to be regulated by Destiny's Living Legend? Whether you know it or not, I did make you... and starting with your back, I WILL break you!

Slare... watch closely. Your back will suffer the same fate.

Out.


Finally, the biggest legend in the world of wrestling has once again graced RSA.
The Dunc........what nerve you have. As you may or may not know I was in the middle of my feud with Slare, making him look like the has-been he is. I dominated him at Destiny and was so close to adding him to the list.....but the you show up looking to start something you had no buisness doing.

Slare is no match for me, as is everybody else in RSA. With the Elite around me, it's only a matter of time before you will be calling Matt Vallence, The New RSA Champion!

But wait, i'm forgetting something here, you call yourself Destiny's Living Legend? Well guess what, I'm the man who ends Legends and their Hall Of Fame careers!
It's my Destiny to defeat you, it's just a matter of when and where.

Dunc, you need to get used to the facts like everybody else around here. I am the future of the Wrestling World.
I am without a doubt, The Epitomy Of Greatness.
And most of all, i'm The Legend Killer!

We will meet sometime, so prepare yourself for retirement, and your mane joining all the others on the list.

The future is upon us RSA, It is the Era of The Legend Killer Matt Vallence........and who can doubt that!

[The Dunc]

Finally, the biggest legend in the world of wrestling has once again graced RSA.
The Dunc........what nerve you have. As you may or may not know I was in the middle of my feud with Slare, making him look like the has-been he is. I dominated him at Destiny and was so close to adding him to the list.....but the you show up looking to start something you had no buisness doing.

Slare is no match for me, as is everybody else in RSA. With the Elite around me, it's only a matter of time before you will be calling Matt Vallence, The New RSA Champion!

But wait, i'm forgetting something here, you call yourself Destiny's Living Legend? Well guess what, I'm the man who ends Legends and their Hall Of Fame careers!
It's my Destiny to defeat you, it's just a matter of when and where.

Dunc, you need to get used to the facts like everybody else around here. I am the future of the Wrestling World.
I am without a doubt, The Epitomy Of Greatness.
And most of all, i'm The Legend Killer!

We will meet sometime, so prepare yourself for retirement, and your mane joining all the others on the list.

The future is upon us RSA, It is the Era of The Legend Killer Matt Vallence........and who can doubt that!



:lol:

Who can doubt that????????? *raises hand vehemently*

Vallence... Your'e not new. I remember you scraping your way onto the bottom of the card when I was putting butts in the seats... arrowheading the RSW in the war against the RWC! You're another one of those new faces trying to make a name for themselves on the coattails of others far more established and talented than you. If ever I've seen a bigger RKO rip-off than you, I'll eat my hat.

Your business with Slare is laughable at best, kid. And let's make sure this is understood: I don't have business with you! To be mentioned in the same sentence as you is an insult in and of itself. Our paths will cross? My "legend" will be killed? Son, you couldn't kill a conversation, let alone greatness!

You claim to be able to end careers, kill legends, touch your toes with your nose, flow like a butterfly, sting like a bee... Any other hype you wanna drop on the masses before they laugh hysterically at you? Kid, your destiny lies in one place:

Mediocracy.

Enjoy mid-carding shows until the cows come home. Enjoy getting your ass handed to ya by anyone with talent. Enjoy that false reality you live in. That is your only true Destiny. To think that you can make yourself famous by stepping up to The Dunc.... Son, me simply mentioning your name in a promo will have made you more famous than all your time you've spent in the Rajah Simulation world! So if you'd like, thank me for that... I've made you famous already. But that's the only rub you're getting from me. I don't deal with those who waste my time, and you are nothing but that - human waste of time and space.

Like I said, I'm here for one reason. To end that which needs ending. To put those whose place is far too inflated for its own good. Vallence, you aren't even an after-thought in this mission: After this, you're disappearing from my mind like a fart in the wind! Notice that the only reason I would ever step in the same ring as you was to get to Slare. The ONLY reason.

Your Maker has spoken. Out.

[Mikey_Jones]

So Aeida, your IN title reign is almost as big as mine. Your trying to make history. But I can;t allow that. I'm to proud of my record. I'm in the Hall of Fame, where I deserve to be. I hold the longest title reign in ALL feds. Every signle fed there's been and I've got the longest.

I deserve that record and you don't. Next week in RSA I challenge you to a match. A IN title match. I'm stopping that record of yours and I don't care what I have to do to stop it...

[FaSho34]

Mikey, shut up! I beat your whiney little ass in the ring once for that title, what makes you think you can complain yourself to another title shot? I think you shall not recieve if you do not earn. But I haven't even seen Cole yet, we have this little match, and the poor bastard is hiding in his bedroom with his mommy, as he cries like a little bitch!

But Mike, you look like the same thing as Cole, you need to stop whining, and try to earn something for once, say whatever you want, but I have defeated you, until you prove yourself, you still suck! Out...

[Mikey_Jones]

Prove myself? I may still be new compared to you but I thought even you would reconize that I've proved myself! You've beaten me but I've beaten you as well! Or did you forget about that? I beat you 1-2-3 in the middle of the ring, retaining the IN title. Yes, I beat you.

But the next time you beat me and that was for the IN title.

But you say I haven't proved myself? 92 days IN champ. Longest IN Champ. Beaten you. Beat Vallance. Beaten Funazz. Beaten Benpass. Beaten StoneColdChris. Beaten countless others. Current Tag Champion. Oh yeah, beaten the CURRENT IN champion himself. Doesn't that warrant a title match?

So before you say you deserve it more than me, think before you speak. I deserve it and I WILL stop Aeida getting the 92 day reign.

[Slare]

Rest of it will all be up in about an hour lads.

[Slare]

RSA: SOCIETY

“THE SERPENT OF SOCIETY”

*Slare makes his way to the ring*

“Welcome to RSA: SOCIETY…Our new weekly show of sexy proportions and welcome to the official beginning of the new era…the new federation..The new age.
Now, we are going to start things off how we mean to go on, with me ruling the joint.
Tonight, the tournament for the title starts and we will have the full first round tonight!!
Tonights main event….ME….THE DICTATOR OF DESTINY…THE SERPENT OF SOCIETY…THE RULER OF RAJAH…Versus my Rajahmania opponent, Chris Lemchi.
Also tonight, I am scouting…so on your toes boys.
Finally, At RSA:FEAR, Things will get HARDCORE, As I re-introduce the HARDCORE TITLE!!!

Now, onto more pressing issues here. Dunc, where did you pick up a pair of balls big enough to walk into MY BUILDING and mess with MY wrestlers?

You say you want me? Well son, where I work, we have things called contracts, and you do not have one. Therefore, you do not wrestle for this company, so NO…YOU WILL NOT HAVE A MATCH AGAINST ME…OR ANYONE FOR THAT MATTER. YOU DO NOT WORK FOR ME, YOU HEAR THAT, YOU DO NO…..”


*The Lights cut and The Duncs face appears apon the Stage*

“Gary, gary, gary, why must you get so uptight.
You know I wouldn’t break the law, I wouldn’t risk a lawsuit against you.
Im smarter than that. You see, before you took over here to run your little monopoly over the federation, I had talks with Jamie.
And you see me and Jamie came to an agreement, a…a….CONTRACT IF YOU WILL!!
And on this contract, it gives me a match when I want it. And the match I want…IS YOU!! ONE ON ONE GARY, COME ON!”

“No NO NO NO NO…You will not come into my company and call the fucking shots, this is MY FEDERATION…MINE!....right…ok…you know what…You want to be in this federation so much…Dunc VS. Slare 1 on 1…not happening tonight…but you can have a match, you will be entered into the title tournament, against Oni Chan…Next!”

*Slare, looking slightly like he has shat himself, makes his way to the back*

………………………………..

*Oni chan makes his way to the ring, what an opportunity this is for the youngster who was beat down by the Dunc last week*



Oni Chan vs. The Dunc

Here comes the Dunc now, and for those of you keeping score at home, this is his first match of any kind in…well I don’t know exactly, but that sounded good and its been ages.
Oni chan however is not here to make up the numbers no, he has a point to prove. Dunc grabs Chan, whipping him to the corner and following on with a clothesline. Chan slowly makes it to his feet and replies with a kick to the gut.
He runs for dunc, but is swiftly dropkicked to the ground. Chan rolls out of the ring as Dunc just looks to the crowd. Chan grabs a chair from under the ring, but the referee spots this and tries to stop him..hes distracted..whats this, that’s Hopkins in the ring, with a chair..DAMN..Hopkins just laid out The Dunc with a chair as chan rolls into the ring 1…..2……….No, Dunc kicked out of that. The referee didn’t see it at all. Chan is frustrated at this obviously, and grabs the chair again, swinging at Dunc. Chan missed, and is met with a kick to the stomach as he drops the chair. Dunc hits a bit slam and picks up the chair himself….MY GOD HE JUST DECAPITATED CHAN…HES BEEN DISQUALIFIED…BUT HE DOESN’T SEEM TO CARE…Hopkins gets back into the ring and knocks Dunc down from behind, hes stomping him now. Dunc is fighting back though, knocking Hopkins down with a punch as Hopkins bails from the ring. Hopkins seems to have gotten the attention of The Dunc, costing his place in the tournament, but the Dunc doesn’t seem to care about that now.

Winner via DQ Oni Chan.


…………………………………………………….


Punisher is waiting in a room when suddenly Mortis walks in.

Mortis: You wanted to see me chief?

Punisher: Yea listen. I made a promise to Natty Dred.

Mortis: A promise?


Punisher: Yea, I kind of told him that I didn’t need your help. So I’m asking you to please stay in the back for this match.


Mortis: But this is Natty Dred. Now I’m not putting you down or anything, you’re a hell of a wrestler. But Natty Dred is possibly the biggest star in the company…

Punisher: Listen. I have to go out and prove to the world that I could win on my own. I have to let people know I’m here to make a statement. I’ll catch you later man.

Punisher pats Mortis on the back and leaves as Mortis just stands there, arms crossed, letting out a sly sinister laugh.


…………………………………………………


Bruno vs Matt Vallance

This is a match to determine who will be through to the second round of the Road to the title Tournament. Matt Vallance comes out to a chorus of boos. Bruno is out next to a mixed reaction he has been getting lately. The match starts with a lock up with Bruno getting in the upper hand. A headlock is reversed by Vallance and Bruno is shot off into the ropes and taken down with an elbow to the jaw. Vallance taunts the crowd but turns around to be met by a great dropkick which takes the legend killer down. Bruno picks Vallance up and whips him off the ropes only to deliver a big back body drop which takes Matt down to the mat with a crash. Morgan then hits a Superkick which takes Vallance to the outside. Bruno looks for a suicide dive but he misses and land with a thud on the floor.

Matt rolls Bruno back into the ring but only gets a two count. Vallance looks angry and goes for a Brainbuster but Bruno rolls him up instead, 1 2 no as Matt Vallace kicked out. Now Bruno picks him up and places him on the top rope he gives him a few more punches to the head and goes for a superplex but he ends up face first on the canvas. The Legend Killer comes off the top with a big Flying Clothesline but still only eds up with a 2 count. Vallance looks to end it all with the RKO but it was reversed and Bruno looks to go for the Unprettier but that is reversed into the RKO!!! Vallance covers but Bruno gets his foot on the rope before the refs hand hits the mat for a third time. What a match we have here.

Matt can not beleive it and wants to hit another RKO but Bruno pushes him away and hits the SUPERKICK!!!!!! Bruno has got Vallance here. 1 2 3....no almost three but the Legend Killer somehow got his shoulder off the mat. Bruno is pissed and i don't mean Slare style. He picks him up and goes for a DDT but Vallance fights out and hits him with a neckbreaker. Matt needs to get back into the match as Bruno gets to his feet and looks for a springboard crossbody but eats canvas. He gets back on his feet but is met with another RKO. Vallance has to go for the cover but Mortis comes out of nowhere and attacks Vallance.

Winner: Via DQ Matt Vallance

Mortis is still beating the hell out of Vallance as Bruno gets to his feet. He looks shocked but it turns ino an evil smile. He shakes hands with Mortis and delivers the RKO to Vallance. Mortis picks him up and the Excecution is performed which is then followed by an Unprettier by Bruno. Bruno then goes to the top rope and him and Mortis hit the Doomsday Device on the Legend Killer. Bruno and Mortis exit the ring satisfied at the damage they have caused. But the big question is why has Mortis teamed up with Bruno?


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“Hopkins, that was glorious, well done my old son”

“Well, the bastard beat me up the other night, he deserved it, ungrateful shit always thought he was too good for us in the RWC. Ill give him “too good”, destiny? Fuck off, the Society is where its at, eh Slarey boy”

“The Society, aye…..”

*Slare trances into space*

“Em, yeah, im…gonna….go…..now”

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PUNISHER VS. NATTYDRED


Are you prepared for this match-up, friends? We have two completely different styles of tactics here tonight. One using sheer brute strength wearing his opponent down………and the other using the element of surprise with a seemingly endless supply of moves. It's Punisher vs. NattyDred in this first round bout of the RSA #1 Contender Tournament.

Punisher's music begins to play as the lights flicker to the sound……….

"This match is scheduled for one fall, with a twenty minute time limit……..First…making his way to the ring…….from Buffalo, New York…….PUNISHER!!!"

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…….. Man the crowd really doesn't like this guy very much. Punisher enters the ring and we notice that his partner Mortis isn't with him at ringside like he usually is. I think Punisher was serious when he stated this past week that both wrestlers come to ringside without any managers, partners, stables, or seconds. Punisher climbs in the ring and ignores the crowd……...he tugs on the ropes making sure he is loose.

Music……..lights…..pyro! It's NattyDred!!……and this capacity crowd is on their feet cheering for what some think may be the next RSA Heavyweight Champion.

"And his opponent…….he hails from Colchester, in Essex England………….Revolutions own…..NATTYDRED!!!"

Listen to this ovation as Natty approaches the ring…………he immediately climbs the turnbuckle and points to the sky in brief pause. There seems to be a large hanging sign…….VIVA LA RAZA. Natty points to the sign acknowledging the fans as he jumps back on to the canvas.

The referee calls for the bell and this one's under way. Both men lock up for positioning….. and Punisher just shoves Natty to the ground. He definitely has the size advantage……and Natty will have to use his ring guile along with a fast pace to pick up the win here today. Natty's back up and once again they lock up. Punisher breaks the hold with a kick to the midsection…….he then lifts Natty straight up above his head in a double-handed choke……..then tosses him into the corner. Now that's some serious power. Natty tries to shake off the effect of the choke toss………and Punisher drives a shoulder into the gut…..he follows up with another. Punisher stands up while Natty is doubled over now taking his time……he lifts Natty's head and delivers a solid elbow to the chin……he holds his face up and shoots a knee back to the boiler. The referee now warning Punisher that he had better let Natty out of the corner.

Punisher grabs Natty by the wrist and attempts an Irish Whip. Reversal by Nattydred and Punisher hits the turnbuckle. Natty races over and leaps up with his hands locked behind Punisher's head………Monkey Flip……Punisher's down. Natty quickly hops to the 2nd turnbuckle and hits a leg drop….he goes for the quick cover…..1….kickout after a one count. Natty springs off the ropes as Punisher sits up facing the opposite direction……Natty dives towards Punisher's head…….and catapults over the top using a whiplash-style neck snap. Punisher's head falls back to the mat….and Natty covers again……1……2….kickout……..this time with a little less authority as he was clearly stunned by Natty. Punisher gets to his feet and Natty hits him with deep arm drag. Punisher pops to his feet……and Natty immediately hits another one………..and Punisher slides outside the ring. Natty getting a huge pop from the fans while he adjusts his elbow pad.

Smart move here by the Punisher……he needs to regroup here and catch his breath. If he continues to work at this pace then he'll definitely play right into Natty's game plan. Punisher regaining his composure………..oh…here comes Natty towards the ropes!……he dives through towards Punisher!……..he catches his arm around Punishers head and……swinging DDT!!!…..Good God! Punisher just got his face planted on the concrete floor by this incredible high-flying maneuver. We gotta see this again. There's Punisher clearing his head, and Natty executing a beautifully-timed swinging DDT on to the floor. How he ever connected with that move I'll never know……but it sure was ballsy. Back to the live-action here as Punisher staggers back to the apron. Natty has since slipped in the ring to break any count the ref may have had going and back out to the floor. He steps up to the apron beside a groggy Punisher……..ooohh….elbow to the head by Punisher in retaliation….chop by Natty. Another elbow from Punisher….a return chop from Natty. Boy, these two are lighting it up here…….just trading blows while hanging on to the apron. Another…..and another…..back and forth. The crowd is starting to swell in anticipation. Natty grabs Punisher by the head…….drapes the leg over…….Holy Moly!!! A Russian leg sweep off the apron!! Both men are hurt here with Punisher taking the brunt of the fall as they came crashing down on solid concrete!

Punisher now holding his back as Natty scrambles back to his feet……..Natty rolls Punisher back in the ring. He crawls over for a cover…..1….2……2 and a half as Punisher gets his shoulder up. This match is beginning to wear on both of these superstars and I have to wonder who will have more in the gas tank by the time this is over. Both men slowly getting to their feet……Natty charging towards the ropes……ouch….he runs right into a size 15 boot courtesy of Punisher. Punisher pulls Natty back up by the back of his tights……..and delivers a perfectly executed gut-wrench suplex. Natty clutching his back……..and Punisher grabs the right foot. He jerks Natty's entire leg towards his head while planting both feet on the ground from the side……..that can tear a hamstring just like that. Punisher is now climbing the turnbuckle……he's perched up on top waiting for Natty like prey. Natty manages to shakily stand up………flying clothesline by Punisher! He damn-near took Natty's head off with that. Punisher doesn't waste any time heading for the corner. Punisher is…….man…is he climbing up again?…..awe…now this is too much. I'm sure he's looking for payback after the episode outside the ring earlier. He flies off the top again………..Natty catches him with a dropkick! Punisher looks like he just got knocked into the middle of next week….and he's bleeding from the mouth. A small stream is running from the corner of Punisher's mouth after that desperation dropkick by Natty. Both men are down and the referee begins a double count.

1………2………3……Punisher rolls to his stomach…4……5……Punisher to a knee…while Natty slowly trying to roll off his hip…….6……..7…..Punisher now to his feet…….Natty not quite up again. Punisher runs over and rams his knee into the side of Natty's head. Yikes….right in the temple. He goes for the cover…….1……..2…….oooooh…almost as Natty gets his shoulder up. Punisher raises Natty back up by the arm……….goes to Irish Whip Natty……he stops short and nails him with a clothesline.

He lifts Natty up by the head……Natty is just slumped over in the corner, as he is definitely in la-la land. Punisher is just about as tired now…..he signals for the Punishment!…… He pulls Natty back and wraps the arm around………and………wham!!….he hit it! He just nailed Nattydred with the Punishment!! This one is over! Punisher falls on Natty……….1…………2…………3……..Punisher has won the match!! The crowd inhales a gasp………..………..wait a second!………..The referee is waiving it off!……..why???…….he's pointing at Natty's foot!…..Natty's foot is still draped over the bottom rope!!! Natty's still alive! Punisher is steaming mad…he's barking at the referee……yelling that he had called the one, two, three. Punisher storms over to Natty where he angrily picks him up and just slaps Natty in the face…….he mouths off to the referee again. He turns towards Natty and…………..jawbreaker by Natty! Punisher is caught off-guard…..Natty off the ropes………he jumps in the air……Natty catches him in a flying head-scissors! The crowd is beginning to roar as Natty is building momentum. He grabs Punisher by the head and lifts him up………amazing fortitude……………suplex!! Natty picks up the big man by the hair and runs with him towards the ropes…………oh my….Natty goes flying over the top rope, clotheslining Punisher with the top-rope Macho Man style!! Natty climbs the turnbuckle………. Punisher falls back from the ropes on to his back…….Natty is on tope of the turnbuckle….the crowd to it's feet. Natty looks up……..beats his chest……..and swaggers……….he leaps waaaaaaaaaaaaay up into the air!!……. Frog Splash!!!……. He connects in the middle of the ring!!…… He hooks the leg……1……..2………3!!! Nattydred has done it…..and this place has erupted! The referee raises his hand…….

"The winner of this match by pinfall…………NATTYDRED!!!"

Natty rolls out of the ring, giving high-fives to all of the fans as he jogs towards the entrance ramp. Punisher gets to his feet with a look of semi-satisfaction, knowing he would have won if Natty hadn't gotten the leg over the bottom rope. Punisher takes a deep breath in defeat as he is out of the tournament. Great show here folks………and Nattydred moves on to the second round of the Tournament.
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“TONIGHT………….ITS SHOTIME”

*We cut to Fasho in the back*

“Lights…camera…action!

Im back ladies and gents, im back for the sequel to the greatest federation ever.
Rajah Simulation Alliance: A new Society….and a new Fasho, a Fasho that’s not taking any Fashit no Fashucking more Fasholes.

And why am I back, because I want the Oscar, the Nobel Prize, the Turner award…the RSA World title. So im in this tournament, the title match auditions if you will, in which I will obviously he hugely Sucsessful in. My name will be on bill…..”

*Cole Parker walks in*

“Dude, shut the fuck up. What in the hell are you talking about? While you have been away, fallygaggling about in Tinsel town, Ive been making an impact. Did you see how I cost natty the title the other night, Sextastic it was, I made an impact. The only thing you seem to have made an impact on is guys arses based on your words lately.

So let me ask something Fasho, when you are doing these plays and rehersals for your plays with guys, and one of the guys fell on a hard prop, would you pull him off?”


“What?”

“Would you pull a guy off”

“Well yeah, I mean, If it was hard, I would pull him off”

“Ah, that’s good to know…See you in the ring Shoboy”

*Fasho looks confused*

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Aeida VS Mikey Jones


What a first round match-up we have here. We have 2 members of Revolution, both champions, both looking to become the World Champ. Mikey Jones and Aeida: Best friends who must now face off to advance in this RSA Tournament.

First out to the ring is Aeida, the Australian superstar who is the current IN champion. He walks out to the cheers of the fans, saluting them on each turnbuckle. Aeida is nearing Jones’ IN title reign record, which was 92 days. However, Aeida must be concentrating a lot more on this tournament now. He hands his belt to the timekeeper and prepares himself for the task ahead.

Next through the curtain is Mikey Jones, tag belt over his shoulder and walking to the ring alone. He walks to the ring alone which must mean Aeida and Jones agreed beforehand to make this a fair contest. Jones slides into the ring and salutes his tag belt to the crowd. He gives the belt to the ref and he and Aeida shake hands. They whisper something to each other and this contest is underway!

Jones and Aeida circle each other, looking for an opening. Jones lunges forward and takes out Aeida’s legs but Aeida kicks out and kips up into a hurricarana on Jones, Jones is sent into the middle turnbuckle and Aeida goes for a running kick. Jones moves and Aeida stops himself but Jones goes for a German. Aeida flips over fully and gets Jones in the electric chair position. Jones tries to go down underneath Aeida’s legs but Aeida lifts him back up and…… PACKAGE PILEDRIVER! What a move by Aeida so early on in this match! Aeida just dropped Jones hard on his neck there. Aeida’s got the cover:

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Kick out!

Jones isn’t giving up just yet. He stumbles to his feet as Aeida is waiting in the corner. Jones turns around and…… SPEAR THROUGH THE ROPES! Aeida just speared Jones through the ropes and onto the hard concrete floor! Jones may have a broken neck! Aeida slowly gets up and salutes to the crowd before rolling back into the ring to break the count.

Aeida sees Jones slowly getting up and waits. He then bounces off the opposite ropes and hits a no hands halo onto Jones over the top rope! Aeida takes his time getting up as the referee’s count gets to 5. Aeida picks Jones up and sets up for a suplex. Jones locks his legs around Aeida’s and lifts Aeida up into a……BRAINBUSTAAAAA!

Aeida is out after he got dropped on his neck to the concrete floor. Jones gets up at 8 and sliders himself and Aeida back into the ring. Jones slowly gets up and starts stomping on Aeida’s body. The crowd are slightly in favour of Aeida in this match but Jones takes no notice and continues his work. Jones picks Aeida up and hits a snap suplex on Aeida. Jones is obviously working over Aeida’s neck here so his finisher, the Tiger Driver, is more affective. Jones picks Aeida up again and hits a short clothesline. Jones then goes down and tries to lock in a cross face on Aeida! But Aeida is too smart for that and quickly rolls to the ropes before it’s fully attached.

Aeida gets up using the ropes as Jones charges. Aeida sees Jones coming and does a big back body drop to Jones, launching over the ropes and onto the entrance ramp! The crunch of steel on bones makes most of the crowd turn away in horror and Aeida looks away in horror. He rushes outside the ring to check on Jones and make sure his alright. Aeida helps Mikey get up and ask him if he wants to continue. Jones can be seen nodding his head and painfully rolls back into the ring, getting massive claps from the fans.

Aeida allows Jones to get up as the referee checks on Jones. The referee seems happy so he allows them to wrestle again. Suddenly, Aeida charges in and hits a spear on Jones! Aeida then picks Jones up and hits the Knee Backbreaker! Jones screams in pain as Aeida kicks Jones’ back. Aeida then picks Jones up and lifts him into the Burning Hammer position. This doesn’t look for Jones. Aeida then salutes to the crowd before…BURNING HAMMER! That was bone crunching. Aeida rolls Jones over and this surely must be over.

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Foot on the ropes!

Aeida can’t believe it and rolls Jones into the middle. He goes for the pin again.

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Kick out!

Aeida can’t believe it but waits in the corner, ready for the finish. He waits for Jones to get up before charging in for the spear!

WHAT A REVERSAL! JONES JUST REVERSED THE SPEAR INTO A TIGER DRIVER! This must be it now, surely!

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KICKOUT!

Jones is in shock now. He was sure he had the match won. He lifts Aeida up slowly and locks Aeida’s head between his legs. Jones lifts him up and….Roll through by Aeida!

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Reversal by Jones!

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3!

Winner: Mikey Jones

Jones has won this match but he won it by the skin of his teeth. Aeida looked to have the match won many times and even hit his finishers but somehow Jones won this match.

Both men are getting up now and they shake hands and hug in the ring after that incredible match.






Oceansmafia vs Mortis


Well this match I have been looking forward to, one of the most experienced veterans in the company verses one of the new young superstars that have graced this company. This match won’t be won on strength, both men have shown in recent weeks that is their strong point. Oceansmafia comes out to the ring first, minus the now defunct UK Title. When ever this man comes to the ring there is such an aura about him, the fans know they are in the presence of a true legend. RWC Champion, Undisputed Champion, he dominated the tag division with Pimpdaddy just to name three things in his decorated career. He climbs into the ring and leans back against one of the ropes waiting for his young opponent to come out.

And here he is, Mortis, arriving through a cloud of smoke at the top of the ramp. He has a noose in his hand as always and he walks down with a sadistic grin on his face as he gets into the ring. The two men have an intense stare down, before Oceansmafia springs to life from the corner and knocks Mortis down with a vicious clothesline and we’re off. Oceansmafia DDT’s Mortis down to the mat before picking Mortis up and shoulder barging him into the corner with his brute strength that of course helped him destroy opponents in RWC. Mortis is stranded in the corner and Mafia smashes him in the diaphragm with a massive big boot which he follows up with several more, leaving Mortis winded in the corner as he tries to recover from the attack. Oceansmafia doesn’t let Mortis have any time to rest however and he picks him up and hurls him headfirst into the opposite turnbuckle, this isn’t the evenly match fight I had in my head here. Mortis struggles back up to his feet only to be cut down by a massive clothesline from Oceansmafia.

Now the big man is resting on the turnbuckle and looking down at his fallen opponent. Mortis gets up and has a big grin on his face, what the hell is that for? Mafia looks as confused as anyone else and Mortis is laughing now and he walks towards Oceansmafia who attempts to pick him up but Mortis manages to send a thundering knee to the head of his opponent who drops him back to his feet. Mortis can capitilize now, he grabs Mafia by the hair and hits several big right hand punches on Mafia here, before taking him down with a massive DDT to the canvas. Mortis now goes over to the corner and removes the turnbuckle cover, and now that grin has returned. Oceansmafia gets up faster than anticipated, Mortis is still taking off the turnbuckle cover of the other turnbuckle now, BULLDOG!!! Oceansmafia just bulldogged him into the exposed turnbuckle! Mortis is down clutching his face and now Oceansmafia is signalling for the end of the match, we’ve seen this before all to often! Mortis stands up, and turns right onto the shoulders of Mafia!!!!!! He wriggles and wriggles but Mafia manages to execute his deadly finisher!!!! This has to be it, 1….2….3 NO! MORTIS KICKED OUT! Mafia sits up, head in his hands, he can’t believe it. For the last two months Oceansmafia has completely dominated RSA with his winning streak, I think he is in shock that this youngster has just kicked out of the F-5.

Oceansmafia pulls himself up using the ropes, looking confused at how Mortis was able to kick out. Mortis pulls himself up now, kick to the gut from Mafia, flips him up onto the shoulders, and drops him back down to the canvas with a devastating Last Ride! Now he hooks the leg, 1……2…..NO!!!!!! Mortis again kicks out, Mafia can’t believe it and neither can these fans.

Mafia shakes his head as Mortis pulls himself up, with a huge grin on his face. He is enjoying this pain! He begins laughing uncontrollably, rolling to the outside of the ring. He is on the outside here, saying something to Oceans here, his opponent comes closer to the ropes, OH MY GOD! Mortis just sprayed the face of Oceansmafia with a fire extinguisher! Where the hell did h get that from! The reff comes over to him and warns him that he will get DQ’d next time, Mortis just pushes the reff away and drops a knee on to the face of the fallen Oceansmafia. Now what is he doing, he is climbing the turnbuckle, LEG DROP!!! That one shook the ring, what a devastating move that was right there!

Mortis laughs again and now tells Mafia to get up to his feet, and he does so slowly, and he walks into a choke slam!!! Oceansmafia is down right in the corner, now what is he doing, Mafia in trouble, SKULL SPLITTER!!!!!!!!!!! Mortis just hit that, I have never seen him hit it before in his career so far, but it may have won him this match!!! 1………2……… NO! Mafia kicks out! Unbelievable!

Now Mortis has his head in his hands, Mafia stands up, now Mortis tries to apply a torture rack but Mafia pushes him away, JACKKNIFE!!!! Out of nowhere, a move I have not seen him move before!!! 1…..2…..3!!!!!!!!!! MAFIA WINS!!!! But what a show from mortis, this youngster took mafia too the limit today in what was a sensational match between two guys, one who will certainly go onto dominate RSA like Mafia did RWC!

Winner, Oceansmafia


Da...darada...dum....da...darada...da

Laradadadadaaaaaaaaaa!!

RSA GOES UP IN SMOKE

NEXT WEEK.




Fasho verses Cole Parker

Well this is another match from this RSA Title tourney. These men both have a chance to progress to the next round, Fasho, back from retirement looks as good as ever. Cole Parker, the monster of the Elite, fresh off of the back of a tag title reign and more recently cost Natty Dred the title at Fear, and has yet to explain to the fans what his motives were. He is the one who makes his way out first, to a chorus of boos from these fans. Fasho comes out almost as soon as parker gets into the ring, and is met with a mixed reaction from the fans here.

Almost as soon as Mr Broadway steps into the ring, Cole Parker runs at him and takes him down with a huge clothesline which must have rattled the poor guys spine. He picks him up and lands a boot in his face several times before hitting a big DDT to the mat. The big man has control in the early stages as a chant “You screwed Nat” echo’s around the arena, which makes Cole laugh even as the chant gets louder and louder. He begins to stomp away at Fasho who is in the corner of the ring here, trying to get away from this huge beast. Parker pulls Fasho to his feet and pushes him into the middle of the ring, and as Mr Broadway turns around a huge spear takes him down again! Now he begins beating away at the face of Fasho who manages to push this beast away and now maybe he can get a seconds rest in this match. Parker rolls onto his back and sits up, as Fasho slides to the outside of the ring where he gets his breath back from that assault.

Cole Parker shouts something to Fasho who says something back, and he gets into the ring and these two men lock up in a firm grapple here, one neither man look like letting go of. Fasho wriggles around, trying not to be thrown over by Cole Parker, and e manages to get a kick to the gut and duly follows this up with an impressive bulldog to the floor. Fasho gets up and signals to the fans here and quite a loud cheer goes up, before he turns around and locks a headlock onto the face of his opponent here, applied with a lot of force as he tries to turn the tables on his opponent and possibly get the upper hand. It’s way too early to be doing any form of submission move though and Parker manages to push him away with a firm shove. Fasho stumbles back a few but he waits until Parker turns round before using a lot of strength to push him into the corner. He hoists Parker onto the top of the turnbuckle but the big man pushes him away, Fasho stumbles back into the centre of the ring, turns around, CROSSBODY!!!! Sensational move from Cole Parker, I think things are over here…1…2… NO! Fasho just managed to get the arm up! Parker thought he had it won there.

He shakes his head and stands to his feet. He looks ticked off now. Cole Parker waits until Fasho stands up before going for a clothesline, which is expertly ducked by Fasho, who manages to sneak round to the back of Parker and hit a german suplex!! Parker is down and now Fasho signals the end of the line for his opponent, we know what is coming now, Parker turns onto the shoulders of his opponent! He is trying to finish off the move but parker wriggles free, but Fasho hits a Protoplex instead!!!!!!! That outta do it! 1……..2…….3!!!!!!! Fasho got the win, but Cole Parker was very impressive to say the least.

winner fasho


NEXT WEEK.

THE HARDCORE TITLE RETURNS.

NEXT WEEK.

ROUND TWO.


*Slare is wandering*

"Mortis, you want to interfere in matches around here? You want to be mr. pally with Bruno eh? EH!!!....

I like it.

Next week...

Mortis and Punisher vs. Mikey Jones and Rip.

Tag titles"


RIP VS. FUNAZZ

Rip starts the match off with an irish whip of Funazz to the corner followed up by a huge shining wizard sending Funazz straight to the canvas. Rip goes for an early pin. 1...................... 2........... No 3! Rip picks up Funazz for a belly to belly suplex. Rip with a high angle dropkick followed by a chop. Rip with a kick to the midsection followed by an elbow smash to the face of Funazz and then a chop. Rip locks in a textbook hammerlock on Funazz and followed up with an atomic whip.

Rip goes over to Funazz's body only to be met with a kick to the face from the superstar. Funazz with a Johnny Jeter like spinning wheel kick followed up by a backslide pin. 1......... nope, Rip still got some fight in him. Rip tries a hiptoss on Funazz but reverses it with a hurricanrana. Funazz bounces off of the ropes with a springboard DDT on Rip. Funazz misses a running senton splash. Funazz goes for a headscissors takedown but Rip reverses it into a side walk slam.

Rip with a chop followed up by another forearm to Funazz's face. Rip goes back for an arm wrench applying the hold kicking away at the arm of Funazz weakening it. Rip with an arm drag on Funazz into a Flegar position armbar. Funazz's screams in pain reaching for the ropes. Rip with a miostrol cradel. 1................2.............3! wait Funazz kicks out!!!


Rip with a dropkick to the arm of Funazz. Rip irish whips Funjazz, Funazz rebounds with a leg larriot. Funazz off the ropes again. Funazz with a running crossbody. Funazz kicks Rip in the gut. Funazz goes for the Funazzum Spazzum but Rip reverses out with an armwrench.... But Funazz gets out with some cruiserweight moves. Funazz goes for the Shelley Shock but Rip reverses it... OMG, he's got Funazz on his shoulders and tries to hit the Pendulum... But Funazz lands on his feet... Funazz with an inverted DDT. Funazz goes for the pin. 1...................2...............3

Winner: Funazz


MAIN EVENT


SLARE VS CHRIS LEMCHI



Music hits……..the crowd jumps to their feet……as Chris Lemchi makes his way to the ring. Man the fans are sounding pretty hostile towards Stone Cold here.

Stone Cold Chris……….Slare……in the first round of this single elimination tournament. This isn't just for the chance to pick up some gold…….this is a grudge match in every sense of the word. If you remember correcty, Matt Vallence and Chris Lemchi left Slare bloodied and battered at Destiny. Take a look at the clip……….
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Ok ladies and gentlemen……. Slare catches Vallence……….reverse DDT! Man that looked even more devastating on the replay. Slare then heading towards the ring. Let's slow this down a bit to see what happened. What the hell?……It's……it's a sledgehammer shooting out from under the ring! It wasn't a tear or a pull…..it was a sledgehammer…….but who would be……….. Oh my god….it's Stone Cold Chris!!! He pops out from under the ring apron with a pure evil look on his face…….weapon in-hand. The referee calls for the bell. Vallence is staggering to his feet…… Chris Lemchi is brandishing a sledgehammer and drives it into the knee of Slare once again. Good God……he could end his career with those kinds of shots. Wham!……ohhhh….Slare takes a shot in the head from Vallence who has "borrowed" SCC's sledge. Slare is busted wide open. Slare has been ambushed by the Elite. Here comes the official announcement………
"The referee has declared that this match is a No Contest, as both men have been counted out."

And…..here comes Slare down the entrance ramp. He certainly has a score to settle with this man in the ring. Hopefully Slare will remember that if he does anything to get himself disqualified……he will be out of the tournament.

Slare steps into the ring and just stands there mouthing Stone Cold Chris…… We can't hear what he's saying as the crowd is definitely going to get involved with this one. Chris is yelling back at Slare and they are now nose to nose. You can see the steam rising as these two mix words here. Shove by Slare………Chris pauses…and he shoves right back. Slare shoves Chris once again……. Ouch…thumb to the eye by Stone Cold. Slare now rubbing his eye……and gets a boot to the midsection in the process. Lemchi follows up with a powerful forearm shiver to the spine. Slare winces from the shot to the back…….Stone Cold leans back into the ropes and charges with a massive clothesline……and Slare is down. Stone cold stands over Slare…..he places his foot on Slare's forehead……twists…and rakes his boot across the face. The crowd boo's loudly and Stone Cold taunts them with a cocky laugh and pointing towards his opponent.

Slare is slowly getting to his feet, still feeling the effect from that clothesline. Chris grabs a handful of hair on the way up and throws Slare to the outside of the ring. Stone Cold follows him outside. Slare faces the barricade and Chris rakes his claws down his back. Slare now whincing........Lemchi grabbing Slares head and bashing it into the barricade.......he then lifts Slare up and drops him throat-first over the the barricade wall. Slare's hands grasping at his throat as Chris just laughs. How arrogant can you be? Chris chucks Slare into the ring.....and follows him in.

Slare is crawling towards the ropes as Stone Cold just stomps on his fingers........then stomps on Slare's other hand. Stone Cold slowly pulls Slare up to a vertical base. Chris throws a closed fist at Slare…….blocked…and a return shot by Slare. Chris throws another…..blocked again….Slare delivers another right…..and another……and another. Stone Cold is reeling and Slare punches his way to the turnbuckle. Irish Whip by Slare and Stone Cold hits back first into the opposet turnbuckle……..wham! Slare connects with a clothesline of his own. What's Slare doing?…..I can't quite see it from here. The crowd begins to roar…….Oh God! Slare is biting Stone Cold's forehead!! He's biting him like a madman! Chris is kicking his feet underneath him in pain. Slare releases the….well I guess you can't really call it a hold….at the referee's count reaches 4.

Slare lifts up Lemchi with a suplex…..and drops Stone Cold on his back……what power behind that move. The serpent is definitely trying to make a statement here. Slare mounts Stone Cold's chest…. and drops a series of vicious knuckle sandwiches to the jaw of Chris Lemchi. Slare lifts Stone Cold to his feet………. chop…..chop….another chop to the chest and backs him up to the ropes. Irish whip…..Stone Cold against the ropes….Slare drops his head for a back-body drop….but Chris stops short…….hands grabbing Slare's head……..wow….classic HHH-style knee lift….and Slare is down.
Stone Cold is now in confident control here…….he's signaling for the Pedigree after snarling towards this capacity crowd……..they put their two cents in as they start to boo a little louder….. Chris pulls Slare's head in and lifts one arm….then the other………..here it comes….. Holy Moly……..Stone Cold is screaming in pain……he's let go of the arms and……..oooooohhh!!…..Slare is biting Stone Cold!!!!……he's clamped down hard on the family jewels of Stone Cold!!!!……and Chris wildly trying to escape!…………the crowd going nuts……pun intended…….as they absolutely are loving this sickening display before us. My…..God……Never have I seen such a flagrant attack on one's manhood as we are witnessing here tonight.

Slare is spitting out the bad taste obviously left in his mouth. Stone Cold is still rolling around on the ground as we are hearing a loud chant from the audience……..S…O…S…… …S…O…S…… …S…O…S… …..S…O…S… …S…O…S…. The fans are actually encouraging Slare's actions here. Slare pauses to bow to the crowd as they roar back in appreciation. Slare picks Stone Cold up….who now is looking a little green in the face…..and delivers a powerful back breaker. Slare raises Chris to his feet again, not letting him catch his breath……bodyslam in the center of the mat……followed by a teeth-rattling leg drop. Slare points towards the sky….and starts over towards the turnbuckle. Slare heads out to the apron and starts to climb the turnbuckle. Crowd to their feet…..they know what's coming up next…..

Music hits……………the crowd jerks their heads towards the ramp and gasps as they see……what the…..who…..……The Dunc!……it's The Dunc walking towards the ring! Why is he here?…… Wow…..the hairs on the back of my neck are standing up as we witness this living legend approach ring-side. A look of stone on his face as his eyes are dead-locked with the Serpent. Slare is still perched on the top rope as he's yelling with a look of fear mixed with anger aimed towards The Dunc…… Slare pops his left arm into his elbow while raising his right in the air….flipping off The Dunc. Slare goes for the Frog Splash………………and connects….….awee…no!…....Stone Cold got his knees up and Slare just got crushed in the boiler! Stone Cold jumps up to his feet, obviously playing a bit of possum as Slare took way too long on the turnbuckle. Chris Lemchi grabs Slare and stands him up……….kick to the gut!!…….Stunner!!! Holy Moly!!……Stunner by Stone Cold! He covers Slare………1……2…….3!!! Stone Cold has just defeated Slare!! But he obviously couldn't have done it without The Dunc distracting Slare before attempting the Frog Splash. I tell you that if Slare would've hit that……….Slare would be victorious here tonight. Here's the official announcement………
The winner of the match by pinfall………Stone Cold Chris!

That means…….Slare is out of the tournament because of The Dunc. The Dunc just laughs…….and turns to walk towards the entrance. His purpose obviously served here……wow, what an effect. Just walking out here with a simple spine-chilling gaze. Slare is pissed!….he had the match won and now he's going home early. Slare pound the mat in disgust…. Stone Cold Chris has escaped with a first round win, moving on to the next round of the tournament.

[Slare]

RSA:SOCIETY

Next Friday....

Quarter Finals.

Oni Chan vs. Matt Vallance.

SCC Vs. Natty

(Other two will be next week)

The Mik-Rip Connection vs. Mortis and Bruno.

Slare vs. Peacepipe
Newcomers match.


Funazz vs. Fasho vs. Oceansmafia.


anything else?

[StoneColdChris]

I am now 2-0 with Slare

[Mikey_Jones]

I'm 1-0 with you Chris :p

[Slare]

I am now 2-0 with Slare



Chris Lemchi vs. Slare

Finger poke of Doom

1..2..3

Slare wins.

Rematch

Headbutt

1..2...3

2-2

EASY

[Rip]

RSA:SOCIETY


The Mik-Rip Connection vs. Mortis and Bruno.




The Mik-Rip Connection?

:scared:

Drunken Slare moment?

[Holy_Hopkins]

Jesus Christ Dunc sucks. Does this man have no self respect. Does he have no dignity, does he have no sense of right and wrong?!

You would not see a real champion attack someone randomly. A real champion is respectable, admirable, good looking, charismatic, law abiding, a good citizen. I'm afraid Dunc is none of these.

What Dunc did is a perfect example of just what a unhinged, washed up old man he's become. Respectable people don't just go round interfering in peoples matches for God sake. That's not the proper way to do stuff, only thugs and scoundrels do things like that.

I think that if we hath only learneth one thing this day, let it be that thy Dunc is nothing but a common thug.

Dunc claims to be many things but he is naught but a fraud. A FRAUD I TELL THEE!! Greatest techinical wrestler my ass. I outwrestled the little bitch in RSW LAST and I repeat LAST PPV ever. I'll tell you what Dunc is though. Dunc is, well apart from a cheating son of a bitch, Dunc is ... well he's sort of like Jesus.

You see every now and again a little miracle happens, Dunc returns, Dunc wins, Dunc is still alive despite pushing near 80, Hell ever passing days a miracle for Dunc. And hell it's quite an appropiate time I suppose for this little story....

You see at Easter Jesus sacrificed himself for the human race. He saved us from being evil little bastards for the rest of our lives, he saved us form people like this washed up jackass. So Dunc, I'm asking you, hell i'm sure you've been compared to Jesus by some of your fans so I'm asking you to do the ultimate act.... Do what Jesus did. For god sake sacrifice yourself for the good of RSA. The only way RSA can be saved is if you leave, sarifice your career to save RSA. Hell the ratings have to put up with Funazz week in week out I think an added bit of Dunc will tip us over the edge...

So come on Dunc, fulfill your Destiny bitch.

[Mikey_Jones]

The Mik-Rip Connection?

:scared:

Drunken Slare moment?

I think this was actually a sober Slare.....

[FaSho34]

I'm 1-0 with you Chris :p

1-0 with you, so there :p

[Mikey_Jones]

1-1 actually....

[FaSho34]

1-1 actually....

how?

[Mikey_Jones]

I beat you at Friday Night Backlash, although for some reason Bruno helped me.....

Thats why I didn't roll the footage in my promo :( I'm ashamed that I couldn't beat you on my own :(

[FaSho34]

I beat you at Friday Night Backlash, although for some reason Bruno helped me.....

Thats why I didn't roll the footage in my promo :( I'm ashamed that I couldn't beat you on my own :(

Ha, *wins*!

[Mikey_Jones]

:(

*Does dramtical sulk*

[OceansMafia]

:lol:

I never thought I would live to see the day when in RSA, Oceansmafia would call me .... hype. That could go down as one of the most hypocritical and ridiculous statements ever made in the history of pro wrestling. You see, in this company, I am actually living off of somthing, somthing called desire, those fans see it, superstars backstage see it. I'm living off of the back of a PPV I should, and would might I add, have walked out of as RSA Champion, had Cole Parker not screwed me out of what was rightfully mine.

I'm living on the back of being the leader of the most sucsessful faction to ever grace the RSA roster, the Revolution. But more importantly, i am living off of the fact that the fans out there and watching at home know that no matter what, Natty Dred will give them 110%, however mathmatically impossible that may seem. They know that without them I would be nothing, I would have nothing. Every movement I make in that ring is for them, and they know it and appreciate it. Hype? I know hype. And that leads me to my next point, what are you living off of Oceansmafia?

See, last time I checked, you C.V from your time here in RSA has not been too good, has it. I mean, beaten by the legend that is Bruno on his first match, still holding on to that little thread of respect and fame you and Pimpmafia earnt in RWC. Still going by the fact that you were the first Undisputed Champion in RWC, still living off of that achievment, however long ago it was. Okay, you've had sucsess in this company. I'm not denying that. However, TV Title however.....prestigious.....who did you face to win it?

A bunch of newbies in a battle royal. Impressive.

Who did you defend it against? No one special, in fact, a collection of wrestlers who in a years time will probably still be in the same position, trying to climb out of the lower midcard bracket they have been trapped in. One Mr Parker springs to mind, as do other names. Mr Morgan, Punisher, Zook, al names I'm sure get the fans on their feet cheering at shows when they come out... :wtf:

You see Oceansmafia, you are RSA's example of living off of hype. When oceansmafia comes down to the ring, people do not fear you because of what you have done, what jobber you narrowly scraped to defeat on last weeks show. They remember the Mafia who tore wrestlers up in RWC, and remember, and therfore still see you as a potential threat.

Hype? Don't you talk to me about hype.

You've got your match.


Living off the hype huh? Lets see I've owned ALL but 1 title here, 1 title alone and you my friend stand in my way. Now before you give another LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG and boring speech on how your well...you.....always bringing up RWC. Yes i did dominate RWC and yes Bruno did beat me on RSA's First show. I congratulate him on his effort, but if im not mistaken Bruno had a little run in with me and lets just say he has no bragging rights what so ever anymore. Now we havn't faced here yet, yet your so sure you can beat me. Why that is? i dont know, RWC you could never beat me so why now? why now in RSA do you think you can grow some...well i'll just say courage. Now you can always come back and give another Oscar worthy speech on how i am "Overrated" or "Living off of hype". I'll save you the time and do it for you. Not only will i beat you Mr. Natty i am personally going to expose you for the real smuck that you are.

You see I dont always pick who i am wrestling the powers beyound my control do this, Mr. Henderson. The cheap suit wearing, Broken down plane driving, Cheap Hooker dining Mr. Henderson usually has a bug up his ass and throws me in a match with a few jobbers so that he can feed his power hungrey Ego. After i beat you Natty, Things will change around here. Not only will i be one step closer to the World Title but I will have the privledge in saying Natty is just another victim in the failed clash with Mafia party. F-5 or not your going down 1 2 3 no doubt will Mafia be the world champ all because you agreed to this match.

[Aeida]

Fasho is wrong Mikey, you have proven yourself time and time again to be worthy of the International title...well, except for losing it to Fasho that is. :rolleyes:

Look at the list of people you have beaten. Vallance, Funazz, Chris, you took out Zook and Parker to become the tag team champions, something Rip and I couldn’t do together. And of course last week you took me out of a tournament, which many people saw me as a wildcard in and to make it worse it happened in the first round.

Well beating the IN Champion in any way warrants you a shot at the title, it’s the way things happen around here, as much as I would like to hold it off until after day 92, your ego trip is going to prevent that. I understand my reign has been a bit of a joke with all the roll ups and what not, you don’t want to be outshined by that, so how about this day 91 of my reign, Mikey Jones vs. Aeida even if there isn’t a show on, I will put my belt on the line in three stages of hell. First fall straight wrestling; second fall Submission, and third fall Ladder match. We will find out who is the best International champion of the Revolution, and who the best IN Champion ever is.

Tick Tock Tick Tock….
See you in 9 days Mike


I know gimmick matches are usually only saved for PPVs due to length but Mike and I, if he likes the idea of it, can probably write it, i dunno, depends on what he says... also depends on what day that show will be next week?

[Rip]

Tick Tock Tick Tock….
See you in 9 days Mike



Ahem?

Good job I like you mate :D

[Rip]

Well now lets just step back and take a long hard look at our lives shall we?

Since I first walked my arse down to an RSA ring one thing has become painfully clear, no matter what I do round this place the powers that be will conspire to hold me back.

Lets look at the facts, I get jerked around as half of a teg team, finally manage to overcome all the politics and crap with Mikey to lift the titles, and hang onto them, bust a gut with Punisher to raise the bar in one of the greatest feuds of the year, scratch and bite my way to earn a contenders spot for the IN title and what happens?

The RSA owner throws his toys out of the pram and I'm back to getting booked as Joe-the-friggin'-Jobber by the new boss.

Oh and my IN shot?

Fuck knows where that went, coz I sure as hell don't.

And as for the Revolution?

Guys we ain't a faction no more, when was the last time any of us can honestly say they worked as a team? Since I joined the only member who has has my back is my boy Mikey here.

Way I see it with all the disruption round here lately we should have pushed hard and we'd own this place now, instead of squabbling amoungst ourselves like idiots and letting the chance slip away.

Meh, I dunno about it anymore guys perhaps it's not worth saving...........

Know what I can't even raise the effort to Tick and Tock these days.

[Takerholic]

what happened to the triple threat IN title match? did I miss it?

[FaSho34]

Fasho is wrong Mikey, you have proven yourself time and time again to be worthy of the International title...well, except for losing it to Fasho that is. :rolleyes:




Excuse me sir? Me losing it? I won my return match here, I believe that the only thing that will be lost is your International title, and you had better hope it isn't back to me. Because Fa Sho is here to stay, and once I make it to the top, I am not letting you or anyone else touch me!

[Slare]

what happened to the triple threat IN title match? did I miss it?


No, but I did.

Ill fit it in somewhere.

[Takerholic]

bump...no one has posted in here in TWO FREAKING DAYS!

[Bluegunn]

Matt Vallance, looks like round two is coming up. This week we are in a match together, I am hoping that the two of us are going to have a classic match. You may be the legend killer, but I am no where near a legend yet. Both of us won our matches by DQ and I hope that it is not going to happen again this week. I have nothing against you as of now but I do offer friendship after this match. If you take it is completly up to you.

[Slare]

RSA:SOCIETY
Sorry I aint been about

Show will be up when its up basicallly.

Quarter Finals.

Oni Chan vs. Matt Vallance. :stealth:

SCC Vs. Natty :natty:

(Other two will be next week)

The Mik-Rip Connection vs. Mortis and Bruno. :stealth:

Slare vs. Peacepipe :mikey:
Newcomers match.


Funazz vs. Fasho vs. Oceansmafia. :anyone:

Anyone not in a match and want one?


anything else?

[Mikey_Jones]

There should be a Mikey smiley.

Next?

[Slare]

No.

[Takerholic]

still no triple threat IN title match?

[PeacePipe]

Mr. Peacepipe...... ahem... excuse me, Mr. Peacepipe... um.. MR. PEACEPIPE....WAKE UP!

Huh?...Man what do you want?

You were sleeping, and you're supposed to do a quick interview. We are roll..um... I mean the camera is taping now.

Sleeping?...Na, I was just resting my eyes. *cough* *cough* So what are we talking about now?

Well, Mr. Peacepipe. You have a match this next show with one of the most legendary wrestlers in the business today. Slare. Infact, this is your in-ring debut. Any comments?

Comments? About what...

....About your debut match with Slare.

How do you know about my match with Slare???? Are you and baldy over there spying on me now? Damn....I knew you guys wasn't a camera crew.

Mr. ah...Peacepipe... It's our jobs to know the schedule around here. Besides it's posted on papers on all the locker rooms. So do you have any comments?

Yeah....I have a comment. How dare you guys waste good paper around here! Don't you know that there are a lot of unhappy trees thanks to you jerk-offs. Na.....ha ha...I'm just jerkin' yer chain, dudes. Speakin' of papers....do either of you guys have any rolling papers? I can whip one out in 30 seconds flat, but none of that short white kind...I need the regular length in the orange packet.

No....I mean do you have any comments about Slare?

What...you mean like if he's got a funny looking nose or something?

No. About his wrestling style.

How would I know what his style is like?

Don't you watch any tapes?

Here's the thing....I meant to do that, but I everytime I settle down to watch, I have to have myself a....well an appetizer. Then it starts creepin' up on me, and I gotsta ride the wave. By then, it's time to watch Scooby Doo......then I decided to take a nap and...

God....this is a waste of time.

I been telling you and Baldy that all along. You guys need to be prepared and make better use of your time. I can't stand it when people ain't organized. I also can't stand degenerates that ain't never happy about shit they don't have.

(the interviewer throws his hat and stomps on it very angrily) Come on Bald....er I mean Bill. Damn it!...Pack up that camera....this interview is done.

Fade Out

[Tha Kyd]

Just thought I should mention that I have name plates for all you peeps. Here are some:

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http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y102/funazz/Rajah%20Simulation%20Alliance/Mikey-Jones.gif
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y102/funazz/Rajah%20Simulation%20Alliance/PeacePiper.gif
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y102/funazz/Rajah%20Simulation%20Alliance/Dunc.gif

They could all be found in my photobucket which is listed below:

The Azz-Holes Photobucket (http://s4.photobucket.com/albums/y102/funazz/Rajah%20Simulation%20Alliance/?sc=1&multi=13&addtype=local&media=image)

you should put that link on the main page Slare for future refrences.

Enjoy!!!! :p

[Slare]

still no triple threat IN title match?


Im gonna do it next week.

[Punisher]

Well Mortis it looks like we are a team no longer. And you know what that's fine with me. Let's see what you've done for me. First off you lost us some tag matches. Then you cost me the International Championship. Hell, this doesn't hurt me at all. It might even benefit me that I don't have to carry your fat ass around with me anymore.

What are you and Bruno going to call yourselves anyway? The Jobbers? Seriously when has Bruno won anything? When was the last time Bruno had a memorable match? When was the last time the fans cared about Bruno? The answers are No, Never, and never. By the way if you think I'm just going to let you two slide you've got another thing coming. This isn't over.

But anyway more important news. The next show I am going to bring in a talk show. Yea, we have Nat's Chat but.......when was the last time there was a Nat's Chat?

See I realized I was left off the card. But, what's a RSA show without Punisher? So I sat and I was thinking. First I'm gonna need a name. Then it hit me......PUNISHER'S PLACE!

Ah yes what a great idea. Now I just need a guest. And I'm not talking like a Mortis or a Bruno I'm talking big. Real big. How big could it get? Oh I went as big as I can. See.....next week. Live in this ring. Punisher presents to you all a one on one interview with.....


wait for it......

DAZZ!

[Aeida]

Three more days, Three more days and I will cement myself as the longest reigning International Champion ever. I have revolutionized the Mid-division here in the RSA, just like Mikey had before me. So celebrations are in order, the night before my history making title reign begins, were all getting smashed…

And SLARE is picking up the tab :scared:

[Mikey_Jones]

Agree with Slare getting the tab.

[Slare]

oh shit.

[Tha Kyd]

But anyway more important news. The next show I am going to bring in a talk show. Yea, we have Nat's Chat but.......when was the last time there was a Nat's Chat?

See I realized I was left off the card. But, what's a RSA show without Punisher? So I sat and I was thinking. First I'm gonna need a name. Then it hit me......PUNISHER'S PLACE!

Ah yes what a great idea. Now I just need a guest. And I'm not talking like a Mortis or a Bruno I'm talking big. Real big. How big could it get? Oh I went as big as I can. See.....next week. Live in this ring. Punisher presents to you all a one on one interview with.....


wait for it......



DAZZ!
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y102/funazz/Rajah%20Simulation%20Alliance/Punisher.gif


Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! And dare I say.... Bravo. Punisher has lost a tag partner and gained a television show. It's almost as though he's become... Dare I say.... HUMAN?!? Is that possible? That's like saying Slare lacks serxyness. It's imposible. But wait, it's just happened. This just in everyone, Punisher has relinuished all supernatural characteristics much like the Undertaker did durring his stupid American Bad Ass run. He will now threaten us with his "yard" and his "The View" like female based audience and put us to sleep with his common suggestions on how to "Please our Man" and "Opinions on the different types of Cheese Cake." He only made his persona worse by adding that man...... Dazz. The reigning RSA Champion on the show that I belong on.

Now, why would I have much more characteristic qualities? Because I'm the better entertainer. I am the better wrestler. I've beaten Fasho on a regular basis (like I will do at the next show). I also have reasons over a majority of you on the roster. I found, recruited, and created you, and just as easily as I did so, I can destroy you. I was never a guest on Nats Chat. I was never a guest on Slare's Lair. And I'll be damned if I'm not a guest on "Punisher's Pothole." Better yet, I don't want to be a guest on your Fox downward spiral sitcom. I want to be the end of it. I want it gone quicker than Randy Orton's new theme song.

New people thinking they have the right to dominate our roster. I'll be damned if that ever happens again. It's bad enough, people like Mikey and Aeida with-hold 3 month title reigns, but then Punisher's want day time chat shows, Brunos and Mortis's run off with gay marriages, and Cole Parkers interfere in title shots. You know what, I want to call a confrence.... A leaders confrence.... In the mean time I leave you, Punisher with this song that gives you friendly advice as to what you should do next time you think you want to do something.

If I Were You, holding the world right in my hands
The first thing I'd do, is thank the stars above, for the ones I love
Take a breath and enjoy the view
Live the life that I wanted to
If I were you
If I were you
If I were you

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y102/funazz/Rajah%20Simulation%20Alliance/Funazz-sig.gif

[FaSho34]

You always were retarded Funazz, guess we are just going to scramble those last few braincells you got left....

[Tha Kyd]

You always were retarded Funazz, guess we are just going to scramble those last few braincells you got left....


Oh boy, our presence has been joined by Mr. Broadway. I suppose next you'll break out in song. But it amazes me how big your nose is. Why I'd say your noseyer than Martha Stewart. (FYI, but out of other people's conversations)

[Dazz]

3
2
1
HOO-RAH


Ladies and Gentlemen...and the rest of the RSA roster, the one, the only Dazz is back in business, yes I've been away but now I'm back and raring to go and this time I'm taking shit from no one


HOO-RAH

ooc: yes i know ive ripped off the hoo-rah from the miz but fuck it, i like it

[Punisher]

Funazz or Kid Lightning or whatever you call yourself these days. You have no right to talk to me. You are the Funaki and SharkBoy of RSA. You know it, I know it, the wrestlers know it, and the fans know it. You may have recruited me and led me to this land of RSA but you didn't teach me anything. I learned myself.

Now I want people to actually tune in to my little show. Now I doubt anyone is going to really care if I interview someone like you Funazz. God you're even worse than Mortis or Bruno. I need someone the fans actually like. Ok maybe he's kind of a dick to the fans but he is the main man in this business. He is the RSA Champion. And what a way to start up Punisher's Place. That is of course if Slare allows it...

[Rip]

And what a way to start up Punisher's Place. That is of course if Slare allows it...

If Slare allows it??

Jesus Punisher you going soft??

I remember a time just a short while ago we didn't ask for permission, now your some Opra wannabe and I'm jobbing to The Ass-hole himself, Kid Shite-ning, what happened to us man, where did we go wrong?

[Punisher]

If Slare allows it??

Jesus Punisher you going soft??

I remember a time just a short while ago we didn't ask for permission, now your some Opra wannabe and I'm jobbing to The Ass-hole himself, Kid Shite-ning, what happened to us man, where did we go wrong?
I'm not going soft Rip. Slare owns this. If he says I can't do it then I can't do.

Although you losing to Funaki over here is pretty funny....

[StoneColdChris]

God damn, Funazz, you never shut the fuck up. God damn, we are all sick of it. Nobody is buying you anymore, hell I don't even think you buy yourself anymore. Just because you beat Bruno doesn't mean you're hot shit. You are still the piece of shit that you were, and will always be.

Now moving on, SCC/Natty 4. Natty, hahaah, this is going to be the same as it was for all of our matches. Once again, I will win and go on to fight Dazz at Fear. Then all will be right in the world when I am champion again. That loser Jam-Bomb tried to screw me out of my no. 1 contenders spot, and now Slare is making me fight to keep it. Fucking bullshit that is, but no matter I will win the tournament and thats the truth

[FaSho34]

Oh boy, our presence has been joined by Mr. Broadway. I suppose next you'll break out in song. But it amazes me how big your nose is. Why I'd say your noseyer than Martha Stewart. (FYI, but out of other people's conversations)

How about when I quit being an idol to people.... well.... that was a good try :yes:

But Funazz, don't get your hopes up, even though you are about as straight as a circle, I will have to defeat you somehow.... *ponders*

I will get some way to beat you....

[Mikey_Jones]

All the RSA superstars and referees are in a bar, celebrating the success of everything RSA has done so far. Most people are getting quite drunk and each is sitting with their storyline friends. In 1 corner is Revolution: Natty, Aeida, Jones and Rip. Aeida is saying about how he has held the belt for 91 days. Jones is sitting in the corner, listening to Aeida talking. Suddenly, he shouts out.

“You’re always bragging about 91 days! How bout me and you, right now! 3 Stages of Hell! To prove who the real IN Champion is!”

Aeida listens to all this and finishes his beer. “You’re on dude. I choose the matches though. First fall is a normal match. Second is a Submission. Final fall, if needed, is a Ladder Match.”

“You’re on!”

“But we can’t do it in here or outside. Too much damage expenses”

Natty then speaks up. “Guys, there’s a gym there with an indy show going on inside. Why not use that?”

“Okay,” says Aeida, avoiding a drunken punch from Jones. Aeida then walks out of the bar with Jones trying to lunge at him repeatedly but missing all the time. The other RSA guys have come along to watch and a ref is getting on his ref shirt from his emergency purse.

They enter the gym where there’s a match between Delirious and Jay Lethal. On sight of the RSA superstars, Delirious runs out of the ring screaming “BANANA PHONE” while Jay Lethal gets his ass whooped by a drunken SCC. All the RSA superstars grab seats in the stand and get ready to watch: Except for Slare who’s still at the bar playing strip poker.

The RSA ref rings the bell and this match is underway!

Mikey Jones VS Aeida
3 Stages of Hell
First fall: Normal

The bell rings and this impromptu match for the IN Title is underway. Jones falls over drunkenly. Aeida shrugs and goes for the quick cover.

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2

Jones pulls his arm up and gets up again, seemingly ready to fight. They both go for the lock-up with Aeida pushing Jones into the corner. Aeida releases and Jones swings his arm randomly, hitting the referee. The referee falls over dramatically as Jones swings his arms, hoping to hit Aeida. Aeida dodges all off them and does a drop-toe hold to Jones. Jones gets straight back up and charges for a spear at Aeida but Aeida dodges and Jones hits the steel pole in the corner. Jones goes back and grasps his shoulder in agony. Aeida stands in the opposite corner and can be seen mouthing “You ready to start proper now, mate?”

Mikey nods and he slaps himself, trying to get himself for the task ahead. They slap hands in the middle and this one is properly underway! They circle each other and tie up. Mikey force Aeida back into the corner and gives a clean break. Aeida charges out at Mikey and suddenly hits a tornado DDT! Aeida then charges the ropes and hits a spinning elbow drop to Jones. Jones gets up but Aeida this a quick snap suplex on him. Aeida gets up and salutes to the crowd but turns around to a Lou Theuz Press by Jones! Jones lays the punches into Aeida and stalks him in the corner. Jones charges in and running hurricarana!

What a move by Jones there! Jones slowly gets up and it appears his drunk again. The ref checks with him and Jones is indeed drunk. Jones wonders over to the turnbuckle and decides to undo one of the turnbuckle pads so he can sleep on it! He rips it off and lies down on the canvas, appearing to sleep. Aeida walks over and, shrugging, covers Jones.

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2

Jones sits up, wondering where he is. He gets up and, seeing the turnbuckle pad on the floor, tries to attach it back. Aeida takes advantage of this and runs into Jones, gripping his waist. He then rolls backwards and hits a Rolling German Suplex! Pin!

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2

Kick out!

Jones rolls over and tastes his own blood. His eyes start shaking and veins start appearing on his neck. Jones has a demented look in his eyes and hits Aeida with a thunderous spear! He immediately picks Aeida up and hits a devastation brainbuster! But his not finished there! 3 German Suplex! Jones is relentless! He picks Aeida up and…TIGER DRIVER! This must be it!

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2

3!

Jones wins the first fall here after going into a sort of trance. That was brutal!

Second fall: Submission

How the hell did Jones manage to pin Aeida after being split open like that? This guy is running on pure emotion, Aeida is an idiot for letting Jones have a shot at his title. At the rate tonight is going Aeida has no chance at being the longest reigning International Champion.

Jones laughs as the knocked out Aeida, walking around the ring slowly taunting to the crowd. Jones goes in to attack the downed Aeida, but the ref pulls him off and pushes Jones to his corner. The ref checks on Aeida, he isn’t moving at all. The Ref starts the call… 1… 2… 3… 4… 5… 6… Aeida starts to stir, 7… 8… Aeida is on one knee 9… Out of nowhere, Jones gives a barbaric kick to the back of Aeida’s head, Jones starts to laugh, He walks towards the defenceless Aeida, Jones locks in the Cross face, Aeida is done, there is no way he will get out of this. Aeida struggles towards the ropes, he is a fingers length away but he just can’t get it. He's going to tap. The ref keeps his eyes on Aeida hand and Jones put his foot on the ropes, pushing them further away from Aeida’s reach… I thought these guys were friends! Is this how much the title means to Mikey, This is Madness!!!

Aeida is in obvious pain, he just can’t get a hold of the ropes, Aeida is fading slowly, He will never tap, but it looks like he won’t have to. His hand is falling. Oh My God, out of nowhere Aeida summons enough strength to swiftly punch Mikey in the balls, Mike lets go no knowing what hit him, and the Ref didn’t even see it, The match is still going…

Aeida uses the turnbuckle to climb his way up as Mikey makes his own way up on the other side of the ring. Mikey runs in and goes for a stinger splash; Aeida gets out of the way. Jones lands in the middle rope with his back to the ring. Out of nowhere Aeida gives a dropkick to Mikey and he goes tumbling out of the ring. Aeida stalks Jones waiting for him to stand on the outside, it looks like his setting up for a spear, but Jones is outside the ring… Jones stands; Aeida whips himself off the ropes and dives through the middle rope. Oh My GOD Aeida speared Jones…. SUICIDE SPEAR…. There both down, nobody is getting up from that.

The ref is ready to call this match a draw… Remember this match is not sanctioned by the RSA; one move may end a career. Aeida manages to get himself up, somehow, He picks Mike up, throws him into the ring, Aeida goes for a pin, but that won’t work this is a Submission match. Aeida argues with the ref. He just realized he doesn’t have any submissions in his arsenal. Aeida turns his back in Mikey, giving him time to get up. Mikey stalks Aeida. Aeida turns around…. Tiger Bomb… Mike hit the Tiger Bomb… Mikey gets ready to lock in the Figure Four. Aeida kicks Mikey off and mike goes face first into the ropes. The ropes meet Mikey in the neck he bounces back and is hit with clothesline from behind, Mikey is face down to the mat in the middle of the ring. Aeida screams out to the crowd. Nobody knows what he is going to do next.

Aeida stalks in on the downed Mikey, he gets him into an inverted figure four leg lock, Mikey reaches towards the ropes, but Aeida isn’t done, Aeida lifts his legs, Oh My God, Mikey’s head and neck are practically at 90 degrees. Aeida has a Submission, and it’s the Haas of Pain… Mikey is in pure torture and he can’t move anywhere without more pressure being put on the hold, he has nowhere to go, Mikey is in trouble…. Mikey screams in agony, his hand it’s ready to tap…. Mikey Taps….

Incredible! Aeida was knocked out but came back and made his best friend tap out to his devastating new finisher, the Guillotine!

Third and Final Fall
Ladder Match

This match is going all the way. The IN title is about to be hung up over the ring and the superstar who climbs the ladder gets to keep the belt. Both men are worn out from the earlier falls but neither are going to give up easily.

The ref checks on both men and gets handed the belt. He grabs a ladder and climbs it, attaching the belt to the extremely dodgy low lighting. The ref jumps down and rings the bell. Aeida is first up and starts to slowly climb the ladder. Jones however, still aching from the Guillotine, starts to slowly get up and climb the ladder as well.

Aeida is near the top of the ladder and Jones sees this. Jones, in desperation, quickly climbs up the ladder and starts punching at Aeida. Aeida starts punching back and we have a slugging fest at the top of the ladder!

Aeida then grabs a hold of Mikey’s head and……DDT! DDT OF THE LADDER!

TBC…

[Tha Kyd]

was that a promo?

And use the name plates

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y102/funazz/Rajah%20Simulation%20Alliance/Mikey-Jones.gif VS. http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y102/funazz/Rajah%20Simulation%20Alliance/Aeida.gif

[Aeida]

Kinda was a promo, Dark match for the sake of it and me debuting my new move

[Dazz]

So, mere days after my comeback the real life Dazz's life has gone down the shitter again. This means I won't be around for a while until I've managed to sort myself out a bit. So I'm going to have to step down as RSA champion, it seems the only fair thing to do, especially as I've held the title for the last month without even being here. I wish whoever gains the title all the best and I'll hopefully be back when I manage to get some sort of normality back into my life.

[Punisher]

So, mere days after my comeback the real life Dazz's life has gone down the shitter again. This means I won't be around for a while until I've managed to sort myself out a bit. So I'm going to have to step down as RSA champion, it seems the only fair thing to do, especially as I've held the title for the last month without even being here. I wish whoever gains the title all the best and I'll hopefully be back when I manage to get some sort of normality back into my life.
Wait you're stepping down as RSA Champion? What about my show? Well Dazz thanks to you I will have to push back the debut of Punisher's Place. Another time another place. As for what I'll be doing the next show. Nothing.

And no Funazz you can't be on my show. You are shit and you will never amount to anymore.

OOC: Dam that sucks man, but it took a lot of class of you to drop the belt. Hope you come back soon.

[Rip]

So thats it Punisher, your gonna crawl into a corner with your tail between your legs and take it like a good puppy?

Your partner p*ss*s on you and you just take it?

Your 1st guest walks and you bow out?

Jesus man what happened to you, what happened to the hardcore firebrand that helped me rip this place up?

Where's the guy who competed in the first ever CLN match with me?

Your going to do nothing at the next show?

Mate your becoming nothing...........

Tick, Tock

Tick, Tock

This time the clock's running for you Punisher

Time to show your colours.

Tick, Tock

Tick........

And best wishes Dazz mate, your a class act hope things work out for you.

[V-Line]

So, mere days after my comeback the real life Dazz's life has gone down the shitter again. This means I won't be around for a while until I've managed to sort myself out a bit. So I'm going to have to step down as RSA champion, it seems the only fair thing to do, especially as I've held the title for the last month without even being here. I wish whoever gains the title all the best and I'll hopefully be back when I manage to get some sort of normality back into my life.

Man, so sorry to here about this. You have been a great champ and a class act. Get back on your feet soon buddy, we'll be chearing for you.

[Mikey_Jones]

Dazz, get your life back together soon lad. Won't be the same without you here. Take your time coming back until you feel fully confident again

[Bennedy]

So is the tourny now going to be for the RSA Title?

[Stealth]

Dazz....Nothing but respect for you.

[Stealth]

Rip......surely you aren't holding Punisher's hand while he cries on your shoulder.........when you should be preparing for another loss that is about to happen. I'm speaking of the loss of your championship belt. How long is the standard mourning period after losing something close? Tell you what....I'll be generous and give you supervised visitation rights. You can look at MY new Tag Team Championship belt any time you want......for after this next show, you can cry all you want to your new sob buddy about how you lost the Tag Team Titles. Oh yes........Bruno and The Executioner are about to strike gold in the tag division.....and sadly..*sniff* *sniff* You won't be able to do anything to stop us.



It's kind of flattering, but frightening just the same
Cry on his shoulder, and please pass around the blame
You can tune your emotions, and then you tune your brain
And one half thinks, the other half's insane

But they all like the kind, the kind they cannot tame
The simple pleases one, but the simple loses aim
Weep now my child, look what you became
It's just a...........just a..............cryin' shame







They're Coming!



A New Era!

[Holy_Hopkins]

Seeming I was undefeated as champion it is only right I am awarded the title that rightfully belongs to me...

You know it makes sense Slarey