Ask Canuckin

[canuckin]

I'm bored so I thought I would start a new game.

This one is Ask Canuckin, it's simple you ask any question you like and I will give you the Canuckin's answer... I'm sorta like a Forum Guru.

http://mailerindia.com/mulan/img/guru.jpg

or

http://www.duffzone.co.uk/framegrabs/1f10/03262002202203.jpg http://www.duffzone.co.uk/framegrabs/1f10/03262002202217.jpg

go nuts ask away...

[Hells Bells]

Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

[Dazz]

Am I a chimp or an orangutang?

[Mikey_Jones]

Is that you in that picture?

[canuckin]

Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

my daddy is Mr. Canuckin Snr. and he runs a lolly pop factory



Am I a chimp or an orangutang?

you are a child who did very poorly in spelling sessons

[canuckin]

Is that you in that picture?

no

[Takerholic]

Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
First off...FUCKING HILARIOUS! Maybe it's a tumor......IT'S NOT A TUMOR!

When Is WWE gunna get smart and make an all divas porno?

[Takerholic]

holy crap....my computer freaked out and posted 4 times

[Takerholic]

holy crap....my computer freaked out and posted 4 times

[Takerholic]

holy crap....my computer freaked out and posted 4 times

[canuckin]

First off...FUCKING HILARIOUS! Maybe it's a tumor......IT'S NOT A TUMOR!

When Is WWE gunna get smart and make an all divas porno?

When the WWE moves to FOX

[Dazz]

Are you real?

[canuckin]

Are you real?

i neg-rep so therefore I am real

[eugenespeed]

Which is better, Family Guy, The Simpsons, South Park or finding 10,000 bucks you forgot you had?

[canuckin]

Which is better, Family Guy, The Simpsons, South Park or finding 10,000 bucks you forgot you had?

the 10,000, for it buys you box sets of all you favourite shows

[eugenespeed]

the 10,000, for it buys you box sets of all you favourite shows

What if they were Australian bucks, and all the banks and exchange places had shut down for the rest of the decade?

[canuckin]

What if they were Australian bucks, and all the banks and exchange places had shut down for the rest of the decade?

take the money and buy a plane ticket to a country where you can buy boxsets and the banks are still open.

[alibabba]

What if they were Australian bucks, and all the banks and exchange places had shut down for the rest of the decade?

It wouldn't matter. Aussie bloke bucks have no value and would be best used for tp.

[Rip]

What is the sound of one hand clapping????

(beware this is a trick question..........i am testing your guru credentials mate :D)

[Nighthawk]

my daddy is Mr. Canuckin Snr. and he runs a lolly pop factory




you are a child who did very poorly in spelling sessons

Irony at it's worst.

PREPARE TO BE NEG-REPPED, BIOTCH.

[canuckin]

It wouldn't matter. Aussie bloke bucks have no value and would be best used for tp.


buck
n. Informal

1. A dollar.
2. An amount of money: working overtime to make an extra buck.



10000 Australian Dollar(s) = 7484.02 American Dollar(s)
1 USD = 1.33618 AUD
1 AUD = 0.748402 USD




buy the ticket on-line

[canuckin]

What is the sound of one hand clapping????

(beware this is a trick question..........i am testing your guru credentials mate :D)


I am making the sound at this very moment, can you hear it?

[canuckin]

Irony at it's worst.

PREPARE TO BE NEG-REPPED, BIOTCH.


please escuse me I am tuping with my feet, as I am aldo doing yogq

neg-rep for have a dlosed mind to yogq

[Myron Hardy]

who the hell do you think you are? :eyebrow:

[canuckin]

who the hell do you think you are? :eyebrow:
canuckin

[Dazz]

If I have Avril Lavigne on one arm and Kelly Brook on the other arm what does that make me?

[canuckin]

If I have Avril Lavigne on one arm and Kelly Brook on the other arm what does that make me?

unable to drink a pint without looking like a prat

[darkhorse]

http://www.kleecker.com/assets/images/db_images/db_beavis_cornholio1.gif
Are you threatening me?

[Aeida]

It wouldn't matter. Aussie bloke bucks have no value and would be best used for tp.


You know when your right your right.... Your just lucky that you have the option of being able to use it and have it actually serve a worthy purpose

[canuckin]

http://www.kleecker.com/assets/images/db_images/db_beavis_cornholio1.gif
Are you threatening me?

no, would you like some TP?

[Myron Hardy]

canuckin

oh yea thanks :)

[canuckin]

oh yea thanks :)

you are welcome

[Myron Hardy]

why is CM Punk called CM Punk?............oh...........all wise one.........or something :wtf:

[canuckin]

why is CM Punk called CM Punk?............oh...........all wise one.........or something :wtf:

Phil Brooks, better known by his stage name CM Punk is an American professional wrestler. His Straight edge gimmick reflects his lifestyle that he lives, taken to another level in the ring. As CM Punk says to his opponents, "Straight Edge means I'm drug-free, alcohol-free, and better than you!"

As an inside joke to Punk's fans, asking him what "C.M." stands for yields a different answer each time. The most widely-believed theory is that Brooks was in a tag team early in his career called the Chick Magnets, although Dave Prazak has once said it stood for Chuck Mosley for those playing at home.

[Hells Bells]

What's the best movie ever made?

[Myron Hardy]

very interesting, thanks :yes:

[canuckin]

What's the best movie ever made?

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, it might not seem like it now but just wait...

http://www.80stees.com/images/products/Bill-Ted-t-shirt.jpg

[Hells Bells]

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, it might not seem like it now but just wait...

Really? That's a quality movie, but surely Leprechaun in Space is superior?

[canuckin]

Really? That's a quality movie, but surely Leprechaun in Space is superior?
no

[Myron Hardy]

How does it feel to get the exclusive rights to my 900th post?

[canuckin]

How does it feel to get the exclusive rights to my 900th post?

Not as good as it will be to get your 1k

[Rip]

I am making the sound at this very moment, can you hear it?

very wise............:D

now the biggie, what should i get our lass for christmas????????????

[canuckin]

very wise............:D

now the biggie, what should i get our lass for christmas????????????


http://movies.nnov.ru/Covers/Escort,%20The.jpg

[Rip]

Sage advise................ :D

[canuckin]

Sage advise................ :D
thank you

[Rip]

But do you know the way to San Jose?

Or How many roads a man must a man walk down before he is called a man?

Or what is love?

Or what came first the chicken or the egg?

Or what sex my new baby will be?

[canuckin]

But do you know the way to San Jose?

Or How many roads a man must a man walk down before he is called a man?

Or what is love?

Or what came first the chicken or the egg?

Or what sex my new baby will be?


yes

it depends on how long the roads are

need

eggs came long before they hatched chickens

you don't want to know.

[Rip]

yes

it depends on how long the roads are

need

eggs came long before they hatched chickens

you don't want to know.

what is it then?

pretty short, about half a mile, so how many?

need? hmm generic answer oh mighty swami, i was looking for something a little deeper

ok i accept that one

yes i do, i need to know what colour to paint the room!!

:D

[DogCalledDave]

As sung by the fathers of a scarecrow,

"How's Your Father?"

[canuckin]

what is it then?

pretty short, about half a mile, so how many?

need? hmm generic answer oh mighty swami, i was looking for something a little deeper

ok i accept that one

yes i do, i need to know what colour to paint the room!!

:D

If coming from vegas (http://local.google.ca/maps?q=from%3A+1+S+Main+St,+Las+Vegas,+NV+89101,+U SA+to%3A+1+main+street,+san+jose,+california&t=h&f=d&hl=en), however feel free to change the start location as you location dictates.

a good few, however the exact number will change over time. I would suggest just taking the bus as it is faster, you want to be heading to Dean street, go into Blue Velvet and ask for tina, I would suggest taking many 20 pound notes, as she feels insulted by 5s.

Love is need, I spend an eternity simplifing it down so everyone can understand it and then someone says "it's not deep enough", :dead:

good

I would suggest saving yourself time and bother by just painting grey stripes, it will save yourself bother in the long term

[canuckin]

As sung by the fathers of a scarecrow,

"How's Your Father?"


As sung by my father who has no idea what you are on about,

"Piss off, I'm watching Hockey"

[SheltonLondon]

If Einstein and Steven Hawking had a fight who would win?

[canuckin]

If Einstein and Steven Hawking had a fight who would win?

Hawking would roll over his grave a few times and that would be it, not exactly worth a PPV

[canuckin]

are there no more questions?

[FaSho34]

If you had a dollar, what would you buy?

[Myron Hardy]

has Ric Flair brought perestige back to the IC title?

[PMBR]

Do your ears hang low?
Do they wabble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder like a Continental soldier?
Do your ears hang low?

[canuckin]

If you had a dollar, what would you buy?

change

[canuckin]

has Ric Flair brought perestige back to the IC title?


no, but the person who beats flair for it will.

[Mikey_Jones]

DO you like suicidal bunnies?

[canuckin]

Do your ears hang low?
Do they wabble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder like a Continental soldier?
Do your ears hang low?


no
no
no
no
no
no

[DogCalledDave]

As sung by my father who has no idea what you are on about,

"Piss off, I'm watching Hockey"

Sadly not. The answer was "Alright!"

http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~gunning/ajcutler.html

Also,

Do your balls hang low?
Do they wabble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder like a Continental soldier?
Do your balls hang low?

[Richard DeNiro]

Why havn't you answered any questions for a little while?

[Into the Black]

What happened to that duck?

[Richard DeNiro]

Whats taking you so long?

[Repo]

Where are you?

[Rip]

Are you ready for Christmas?

[Annihilator]

What?Why?Who?When?Where?Huh?Duh?

[canuckin]

DO you like suicidal bunnies?

yes

[canuckin]

Sadly not. The answer was "Alright!"

http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~gunning/ajcutler.html

Also,

Do your balls hang low?
Do they wabble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder like a Continental soldier?
Do your balls hang low?


it was correct for the answer, it may not have been what you wished to hear


no
yes, sometimes
no
no
no
no

[canuckin]

What happened to that duck?


it's in retirement

[canuckin]

Whats taking you so long?


I told you I'm busy, don't rush me

[canuckin]

Are you ready for Christmas?


99%

[Takerholic]

when the the Vikings win a superbowl?

[FaSho34]

Who will win the Superbowl this Year?

[Kris]

Is this thread a pile of fucking crap?

[Throb]

I don't think you need him to answer that.

[Simon]

Here is my question:

Why are you just a dirty thieving bastard.

[C-4]

Why are you taking Simon's idea?

[RFF Champ]

Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
:rofl: :rofl:

Arnold calls Hooters?

[canuckin]

when the the Vikings win a superbowl?

The year following the Bills

[canuckin]

Who will win the Superbowl this Year?

The homosexual community, as a player who is actually gay will make the winning point

[canuckin]

Is this thread a pile of fucking crap?

it depends where you set the bar

[canuckin]

Here is my question:

Why are you just a dirty thieving bastard.


cus I rearly shower

[canuckin]

Why are you taking Simon's idea?


was simon the very first to be asked a question? It's a game, move on

[Annihilator]

What would be the benifit to posting in this thread?

[Throb]

What is the best term for phallus? (penis, dick, tallywacker, etc.)

[canuckin]

What would be the benifit to posting in this thread?

Enlightenment and an increase in your post count

[canuckin]

What is the best term for phallus? (penis, dick, tallywacker, etc.)

A tall, dark, handsome straight man was walking down the boulevard one
July afternoon. It was hot - 103 - and he became so hot he took off his
shirt. He had a craving for an ice cold beer.

He came upon a bar and walked right in, relishing the refuge of the AC.
He looked around and sighed. Two men were kissing in the corner -it
was a gay bar. "No big deal", he thought, "I'm just here for a beer."

He went up to the bar and asked the bartender for a beer. "Sure thing," the
bartender replied, "But first, you have to tell us what you call your penis."

(Exasperated look) The man was like, "I don't know...."

The man on his left said "I call mine Chevy - like a rock."

The man on his right said, "Yeah, I call mine Ford - you know - built to
last."

The man behind him said, "I call mine Energizer - keeps on going and
going."

The man in the corner said, "I call mine Mentos - all day strong, all day
long."

The bartender said "I call mine Extra - lasts an extra, extra, extra long
time."

The straight man began to be weary of the gay audience gathered around
him, waiting for his response. Finally, in a cautious tone, he replied,
"Uhmmm (sigh) Uhmm.... I call mine Secret - you know - strong enough
for a man, but made for a woman."


it depends why you are in the bar

[Repo]

what is the best new years resolution?

[Rip]

Where the H*LL are you?

[gunge_man]

dude, what the fuck!

[canuckin]

what is the best new years resolution?


To finally follow through on last year's resolution



Where the H*LL are you?


Working like a mad man, to be honest I'm not sure when I'll be back properly, for the minute I can only pop in every week or two, sorry.

[Rip]

Work sucks

:wave:

Hello though :D

[relentless]

Would the middle of a Oriental hurricane be called "The Japs eye of the storm"?

[psyko514]

Are you really the owner of the Kwik-E-Mart?