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Simon
December 3rd, 2005, 8:14 AM
For those of you who love the Ricky Gervais show on XFM:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/rickygervais

From Monday that website will have exclusive podcasts, those three that are on the XFM show, it will be exactly like the XFM show except you won't have to listen to FUCKING RAZORLIGHT every ten minutes.

Enjoy.

Sean
December 3rd, 2005, 8:15 AM
SHITE THREAD MATE

Simon
December 3rd, 2005, 8:18 AM
Na truss me blad thread is sick on a real get me

StevieV
December 3rd, 2005, 8:52 AM
good work simon, have some pathetic rep

Simon
December 5th, 2005, 8:53 AM
http://podcast.rickygervais.com/episode1.mp3 <-- that's the first episode. Not listened yet, but should be good.

Kris
December 5th, 2005, 10:53 AM
It's great.

Sean
December 5th, 2005, 11:07 AM
This is fantastic.

Kris
December 5th, 2005, 11:09 AM
You're not fucking wrong.

Triple-X
December 5th, 2005, 11:12 AM
And it's not often anyone says that to sean.

I still want the mp3 where pilko is going on about his Dad dumping one of his "special" students in a wheely bin as he was making to much noise.

Kris
December 5th, 2005, 11:13 AM
ahahahaaha, yes, I think they should release all the radio shows on CD

Triple-X
December 5th, 2005, 11:17 AM
Some of the shows they've done are hysterical. The little chinese boy across the street from pilko. I remember laughing my bollocks off about that show, but now I can't remember what was even said.

Curse my memory :(.

Sean
December 5th, 2005, 11:41 AM
"Flies plus jonny = badness"

Simon
December 5th, 2005, 11:46 AM
Gonna listen to this on the way home from uni

Sean
December 5th, 2005, 11:47 AM
I wouldn't listen to it on the bus.

Simon
December 5th, 2005, 11:48 AM
Will I look like a laughing mental?

Sean
December 5th, 2005, 11:49 AM
Yup.

Simon
December 5th, 2005, 11:52 AM
Hoorah. I also have a similar thing from Jimmy Carr and his cronies, it's an extra on the DVD where it has the best of his XFM show, but I've ripped the audio...20-odd mb if anyone wants it, pretty funny stuff.

Simon
December 5th, 2005, 11:54 AM
Also neg rep for you for being a cunt

Sean
December 5th, 2005, 11:55 AM
:D

Simon
December 5th, 2005, 11:55 AM
:(

Sean
December 5th, 2005, 11:56 AM
Serves you right. :p

Sean
December 5th, 2005, 11:56 AM
OOH, almost did some damage :(

Simon
December 5th, 2005, 11:58 AM
hahaha f off

StevieV
December 5th, 2005, 12:57 PM
Hoorah. I also have a similar thing from Jimmy Carr and his cronies, it's an extra on the DVD where it has the best of his XFM show, but I've ripped the audio...20-odd mb if anyone wants it, pretty funny stuff.

I would like that.

Marlon Dingle
December 5th, 2005, 2:10 PM
Yeh me too, please, also how do you get the file on to your MP3 player, coz all i get is an option to buy quicktime pro but i dont want that.

EDIT: I got the podcast onto my IPOD but i would still like the Jimmy Carr Stuff.

Simon
December 5th, 2005, 4:42 PM
I'll upload it next time I'm at Uni.

That Ricky Gervais thing wasn't really that funny. A couple of bits of inspiration from Pilkington but that was it, most of it was shite.

Sean
December 5th, 2005, 6:27 PM
You're a mong, mate.

Sean
December 5th, 2005, 8:40 PM
http://rickygervais.com/images/ep1_karlandbod.jpg

Rali
December 6th, 2005, 2:24 AM
I loved it. Maybe cos I just love Gervais. :dunno:

Marlon Dingle
December 6th, 2005, 5:19 AM
I was listening to the Ricky Gervais podcast on the train this morning and only managed to listen to 9 minutes of it as i was pissing myself at all the weird things Pilkington was talking about. The thing is everyone looks at you as if you are a loony so i had to switch it off.

Just Joe
December 29th, 2005, 7:31 PM
Pilkington talking about having a super power on this weeks podcast was possibly one of the funniest things I've heard.

turdpower
December 29th, 2005, 7:34 PM
I sent in a picture of a homeless chinese person. :)

Hobbit
December 29th, 2005, 7:35 PM
This radio show is the best radio show ever, better than Moyles in his prime back in the afternoons.

In fact, way, way better.

Just Joe
December 29th, 2005, 7:42 PM
Think I might go and watch 'Meet Karl Pilkington' on the Politics DVD. That was great as well.

Hlebsfall
December 29th, 2005, 7:48 PM
One of the clips on the XFM site had me in tears when I first heard it. It was one of the early ones when Karl is going on about someone having a horse in their living room, someone looking like Pauline Quirke, and ends up with a chat about square tins. It was fucking amazing, though I can't find it for looking now.

Just Joe
December 29th, 2005, 8:03 PM
"I've never seen an old man eating a Twix."

Fulham Road Supporter
December 29th, 2005, 9:19 PM
Pilkingtons obbsession with the elephant man and stupid antics like putting sausages in a toaster are great. I'd love to meet his wife, she must be just as mental.

StevieV
December 29th, 2005, 9:20 PM
"I could eat a nob at night"

Ahahahahahahahaha

Rali
December 29th, 2005, 9:37 PM
I thought the goat thing was great this week. Nearly as great as the monkey in space from the first week.

KP - "It was a bit depressed, and..."
SM - "Well how did they know that?"
KP - "Just by the way it looked, and that.."
RG - "HAHAHA. FUCK OFF"

:lol:

Hobbit
December 29th, 2005, 9:38 PM
Gervais' reaction to Pilkinton's nonsense makes half the show. Love it.

Rali
December 29th, 2005, 9:40 PM
His high pitched laugh is quite excellent.

Bad Obsession
December 29th, 2005, 10:19 PM
Ahahaha. This is awesome.

Gervais > *

Just Joe
January 2nd, 2006, 6:33 AM
New podcast is up. :hyper:

Kris
January 2nd, 2006, 6:34 AM
It is fucking brilliant.

The Hamburglar
January 2nd, 2006, 8:33 AM
Channel 4 are doing a show, this Thursday I think, where Ricky Gervais meets Larry David. Potentially immense.

Kris
January 2nd, 2006, 8:34 AM
That should be great tbh.

aenima
January 2nd, 2006, 8:42 AM
Fantastic stuff, but Pilkington needs to not fall into the trap of taking his persona as being a docile cunt and turning himself into a cartoon character. The rot may already have set in.

Sean
January 2nd, 2006, 8:45 AM
"At what point is a wasp ever gonna have a chat with a spider?"

http://www.thebeacongroup.ca/uploaded_images/over-724837.jpg*

*credit to DTM

Marlon Dingle
January 2nd, 2006, 5:25 PM
Well i was watching the Bo Selecta Xmas special on Christmas eve and there is a short cartoon clip of Pikington speakin aload of shit. I was wondering why the fuck he was doing it. Strange.

1_Pablo_Angel
January 2nd, 2006, 6:14 PM
His high pitched laugh is quite excellent.

Really?

I found it bloody annoying, and the only negative to an otherwise damn funny show :dunno:

Simon
January 2nd, 2006, 6:14 PM
Yeah it's really fucking annoying. Gervais is actually crap in these shows, Pilkington and Merchant are much better

Kris
January 2nd, 2006, 6:15 PM
I imagine the sound in your head to be like a Czech cartoon from 1963...

1_Pablo_Angel
January 2nd, 2006, 6:17 PM
Yeah it's really fucking annoying. Gervais is actually crap in these shows, Pilkington and Merchant are much better

I dunno, you need one slightly unfunny character stating the obvious to make it work, it's just the laugh... absolutely does your head in :(

Rali
January 3rd, 2006, 12:56 AM
Channel 4 are doing a show, this Thursday I think, where Ricky Gervais meets Larry David. Potentially immense.


:eek:

:drool:

Someone tell me when they find a torrent for this.

Simon
January 3rd, 2006, 6:41 AM
I doubt it will be much more than Gervais wanking off Larry David for how good Curb Your Enthusiasm was, while David wanks off Gervais for how good The Office was. And both of them mentioning that their DVDs are on sale every four seconds.

Harry
January 3rd, 2006, 6:54 AM
My DVD is on sale.

Simon
January 3rd, 2006, 6:56 AM
YOUR MUM is on sale

I'm going into Watford now. Are you still working in McDermotts? Petrol bombing time I think.

Harry
January 3rd, 2006, 7:10 AM
McGinleys you bellend. Why you coming to Watford?

turdpower
January 4th, 2006, 6:51 PM
Matt sent me a clip of these three on Radio 2, Christmas Eve - hour long :D

turdpower
January 4th, 2006, 7:56 PM
Monkey news done in flash.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/213763

Rali
January 4th, 2006, 10:42 PM
Matt sent me a clip of these three on Radio 2, Christmas Eve - hour long :D


Forward it on mate.

Marlon Dingle
January 5th, 2006, 6:46 AM
You dont need a clip you can listen to it as it was a radio show. There was also a new year show but i missed it as i was working so i dont know how funny it will be.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio2/events/festivehighlights/gervais/

On the right you will see the listen again - then just bellow it - Ricky Gervais.

Also i have to say i dont know how many more times i can listen to him say, "Your Talking Shit."

Alf
January 5th, 2006, 9:38 AM
Triple X and I can confirm that the Ricky G show is fucking hilarious. The best thing about it is Pilkinton.

I'll never forget that story about his brother stealing a tank. Brilliant.

Triple-X
January 5th, 2006, 9:56 AM
I'm listening to episode 5 now on my lunch break. People in the office are looking at me strangely as I keep laughing like a maniac.

Alf....

"thats the good thing about animals, they don't judge you."

Sean
January 11th, 2006, 11:12 AM
People who live in greenhouses shouldn't throw rocks about because they might break stuff.

Marlon Dingle
January 11th, 2006, 11:45 AM
I Could Eat A Knob At Night

Rali
January 12th, 2006, 9:12 PM
Anyone else get the enhanced podcasts? I love the little pictures that come up. Makes my day it does.

Simon
January 12th, 2006, 9:59 PM
That 6th episode is by far the best one yet. Pilkington is a total legend.

Just Joe
January 12th, 2006, 10:04 PM
Anyone else get the enhanced podcasts? I love the little pictures that come up. Makes my day it does.

Karl infront of the toffee shop wearing the top hat? :yes: :lol:

turdpower
January 13th, 2006, 6:43 AM
How do you get the enhanced ones?

Rali
January 13th, 2006, 7:52 AM
The link is directly beneath the ones for the standard mp3.

Like so ~

http://tinypic.com/k48eqf.jpg

Sean
January 13th, 2006, 9:01 AM
I get mine from iTunes, it updates itself and always gets the enhanced ones.

Triple-X
January 13th, 2006, 9:02 AM
Well done sean. Have a medal.

You fucking lemon!

Triple-X
January 13th, 2006, 9:03 AM
AVE SOME OF THAT SEAN!

HAVE SOME OF THAT!

Sean
January 13th, 2006, 9:03 AM
You have one eye bigger than the other, you ride around in a big yellow bus and you drink Ribena light all day.

Triple-X
January 13th, 2006, 9:07 AM
You hide under the stairs and lick peoples feet sean.

PEOPLES FEET!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!.

Sean
January 13th, 2006, 9:08 AM
I think you're confusing me with your mum, mate.

Triple-X
January 13th, 2006, 9:10 AM
Doubt it mate. You've got bigger tits.

Sean
January 13th, 2006, 9:12 AM
Who doesn't?

Triple-X
January 13th, 2006, 9:16 AM
Most blokes thats who sean mate, that's who.

You fucking beardsley chin.

Simon
January 13th, 2006, 9:17 AM
Anyone who loves the shows:

http://www.xfm.co.uk/Sectional.asp?id=4604

There's about 5 hours worth of clips over the 6 episodes there, quality stuff.

Marlon Dingle
January 13th, 2006, 10:19 AM
Cheers Simon. But you just know that XFM are jumping on the bandwagon after Gervais' Podcast is now No.1.

turdpower
January 13th, 2006, 12:25 PM
I think you're confusing me with your mum KRob, mate.

Fixed.

Sean
January 13th, 2006, 12:26 PM
ahahaha

Marlon Dingle
January 16th, 2006, 11:54 AM
Just to remind everyone to get episode 7 out now.

turdpower
January 16th, 2006, 11:58 AM
Just to remind everyone to get episode 7 out now.

Cheers mate, almost forgot.

Hlebsfall
January 23rd, 2006, 9:40 AM
New one out.

triley1985
January 23rd, 2006, 9:51 AM
Pilkington is amazing
Best story in the world
P: I were watching the wheelchair fellas at wimbledon the other day
G:....
P: Yeah, but it was a bit rubbish
G: Why?
P: Well they couldn't get a rally going!
G: :|
P: They should play something they can do properly
G: Like what?
P: Swingball :D

taken from the greatness that is animals :D

Marlon Dingle
January 23rd, 2006, 10:23 AM
I thinks its better in Politics with the extra on the DVD: An Interview with Karl Pilkington. Quite alot of stuff in the podcasts is taken straight from that interview.

StevieV
January 23rd, 2006, 10:51 AM
Diary of Karl Pilkington was hilarious :yes:

Marlon Dingle
January 23rd, 2006, 7:22 PM
Yeh, the watch that tells you how long you have left???

"If it says, 3 days, go and see your doctor."

The darts on the PSP wasnt that funny but it was Gervais' reaction that made be nearly pass out with lack of oxygen.

Simon
January 23rd, 2006, 7:23 PM
Diary of Karl Pilkington was hilarious :yes:
YES

Hlebsfall
January 23rd, 2006, 7:33 PM
"All the locals in the cafe were watching a cat lick its bollocks."

Brilliant.

Just Joe
January 23rd, 2006, 7:34 PM
http://rickygervais.com/images/karlsdiary1.jpg
http://rickygervais.com/images/karlsdiary2.jpg

"This person tends to be a twat."
:lol:

StevieV
January 23rd, 2006, 8:17 PM
Just to be sure, Karl is the greatest comedy gimmick of all time as opposed to a real person....right? ......right?

Theres footage somewhere of him speaking intellgently about production and stuff yea??? surely.

Rali
January 23rd, 2006, 10:35 PM
Pilkington is amazing
Best story in the world
P: I were watching the wheelchair fellas at wimbledon the other day
G:....
P: Yeah, but it was a bit rubbish
G: Why?
P: Well they couldn't get a rally going!
G: :|
P: They should play something they can do properly
G: Like what?
P: Swingball :D

taken from the greatness that is animals :D

Tis from Politics you uninformed fellow.

Where can I find more of this 'diary' ?

triley1985
January 24th, 2006, 7:46 AM
Tis from Politics you uninformed fellow.

Where can I find more of this 'diary' ?
Yeah, i realised last night in one of those "shit I got something wrong" moments just before ya go to sleep.

The pages from the diary are absolute brilliance, specially the that bloke is a twat.

I wish I knew someone like Karl Pilkington:(

I refuse to job. Ever.
January 24th, 2006, 7:52 AM
Just to be sure, Karl is the greatest comedy gimmick of all time as opposed to a real person....right? ......right?

Theres footage somewhere of him speaking intellgently about production and stuff yea??? surely.

I've found myself wondering the same thing. It was one thing when I thought he was just a mate of Gervais, but to be like he is, and be head of production or whatever he is/was, and with no real qualifications? Either it's a fix, or I need to get in touch with his Recruitment Agency...

Inter Minan
January 24th, 2006, 8:21 AM
I think it's a fix. I was listening to his show the other day, and then listened to one from about 4 years ago, and the whole thing was identical, word for word.

Simon
January 30th, 2006, 6:45 AM
New one is out now. Not listened yet, saving it for my journey back to Brighton

Simon
January 30th, 2006, 6:46 AM
Also, I think it's kind of blurry whether Pilkington is a setup or not. My opinion is he probably does think these things, but he exagerrates them for the show. So certainly not a character per se, but not exactly a real person either

Rali
January 31st, 2006, 4:24 AM
How comuld someone as great as him not be real though?

Rali
February 5th, 2006, 5:46 AM
In the beginning, I downloaded the mp3's. I only realised the greatness of the enhanced ones roundabout episode 7.

Does anyone have/willing to upload the enhanced versions of the first 2 episodes?

I just want the pretty pictures, and the chapters, is all.

Marlon Dingle
February 5th, 2006, 12:39 PM
Yeh took me a while aswell to realise aswell that there was pictures and chapters on the enhanced ones.

Marlon Dingle
February 6th, 2006, 7:07 AM
Reminder: Episode 10 out 2day.

Only 2 more to go :cry:

Kris
February 6th, 2006, 7:11 AM
This weeks is fucking great

Marlon Dingle
February 6th, 2006, 7:13 AM
Just got it, away to listen to it now.

As long as it include the "The Diary of Karl Pilkington" and "Monkey News", its gonna be a good one.

Simon
February 6th, 2006, 7:21 AM
Monkey News is shit nowadays. The old ones are the best. Knob News was good too.

Diary is good though.

Kris
February 6th, 2006, 7:35 AM
The diary is brilliant

Simon
February 6th, 2006, 7:37 AM
Best was when he was on about the guy on the plane who is so lazy he won't even play an energetic game on his game boy. darts

Kris
February 6th, 2006, 7:43 AM
That and the bit where everyone is sitting in the bar watching a cat lick it's bollocks.

Marlon Dingle
February 6th, 2006, 7:45 AM
:freak: simon... thats 2 weeks ago's podcast and its a PSP not a gameboy.:freak:

Mr Dilkington...hahahaha. I think Ricky Gervais had to be the funniest he's been in this one, all the fucking laughs just push me over the edge, i just have one big grin on my face whilst listening.

Simon
February 6th, 2006, 7:46 AM
What difference does it make whether it was two weeks ago or not? I'm saying the diary bit is good.

Simon
February 6th, 2006, 7:47 AM
And Gervais simply unfunny in these shows. Merchant can show a bit of humour with his dry comments but Gervais isn't funny.

Sean
February 6th, 2006, 7:52 AM
:blahblah:

Gervais is as funny as Merchant in these shows.

Marlon Dingle
February 6th, 2006, 7:53 AM
Sean you just say things to disagree with Simon, Dont YA?

Sean
February 6th, 2006, 7:54 AM
Yeah lmao

Simon
February 6th, 2006, 7:55 AM
What are you talking about, Sean? He doesn't even TRY to be funny most of the time, his 'act' in the shows is to act as a logical foil for Pilkington's arguments. Pilkington is the comedy, Gervais is the straight man providing the platform.

You're talking complete shit.

Sean
February 6th, 2006, 7:57 AM
So what does Merchant do that makes him more funny?

For me, the funny thing about the show is how stupid Karl is, and the reactions of Ricky and Steve to what he's saying.

Kris
February 6th, 2006, 8:04 AM
What are you talking about, Sean? He doesn't even TRY to be funny most of the time, his 'act' in the shows is to act as a logical foil for Pilkington's arguments. Pilkington is the comedy, Gervais is the straight man providing the platform.

You're talking complete shit.

Gervais is funny by virtue of his laughter and comments such as 'you're a fucking maniac' and 'i'm going to burst'

Simon
February 6th, 2006, 8:29 AM
That was funny the first couple of times, but it's literally the same thing every week, often to the word "You're an IDIOT" being one that comes up every week.

Sean, Merchant is sort of an in-between man, not playing the straight man the way Gervais does, but not being the joker that Pilkington is either. He comes up with witty comments every now and then. Gervais doesn't even try, really.

Rali
February 6th, 2006, 8:12 PM
Ahahah I loved the part in the diary, when Ricky was trying to wrestle Karl. When he was saying how he tried to be like a spider, and pretend to be dead.

I was laughing like a spastic on the train :(

Just Joe
February 6th, 2006, 8:14 PM
Aha, Mr. Dilkington. The diary part is classic.

Hobbit
February 6th, 2006, 8:15 PM
Karl's diary is the best thing ever to happen to my ears. How the fuck Merchant can read it without laughing like a wanker is beyond me.

I ruined myself when Karl went to the wrong supermarket :lol:

I'm glad I listen to it at home too, I'd look like an even bigger twat walking around outside laughing my sides out.

Also, the jingle for Monkey News needs a Knighthood.

Rali
February 6th, 2006, 9:25 PM
Ahahahaha I forgot about the supermarket. Fuck that was good.

Marlon Dingle
February 9th, 2006, 1:04 PM
Gervais and Merchant are on Richard and Judy at 5:30 on channel 4. They will be talking about the podcast and the records they have broken. They didn't mention if Pilkington will be on it or not.

turdpower
February 13th, 2006, 12:40 PM
I missed that :(

Podcast day :hyper:

I'm going to put all 11 episodes on my mp3 player and listen to them on the way to Plymouth :D

turdpower
February 13th, 2006, 12:49 PM
http://www.youtube.com/w/The-Ricky-Gervais-Show---Behind-the-Scenes?v=GllgCB5vMxk&search=ricky%20gervais

Behind the scenes of the podcast on R&J, probably what Dingle was talking about.

turdpower
February 13th, 2006, 12:55 PM
http://www.youtube.com/w/Jobability-Advert?v=C1H1oPUX8AQ&search=ricky%20gervais

http://www.youtube.com/w/Second-World-War?v=RSxj0qsMm3I&search=ricky%20gervais

Some brilliant Gervais videos on youtube :yes:

Marlon Dingle
February 13th, 2006, 1:18 PM
Watch them when i finish work. :yes:

Todays episode is class - Karl trying to explain how thing would be if we were to move to another planet and the time would change. Also about a dishwasher on Mars??? Also him having a fight when he was 7, Ricky describes it as a scene from "Lock Stock...". Brilliant, i think i might cry next week after the last one. :cry:

P.S The R&J thing was just like an advert for the podcast but still funny.

Simon
February 13th, 2006, 2:30 PM
The story when he was 7 was fantastic, the other kid calling him "out of order"...rest of it wasn't good though. Monkey News is cack now, to be honest. They referred to the greatest Pilkington moment ever though, about the doppelganger woman with the bicycle. Any long-time XFM listeners will know what I'm on about, possibly the greatest story ever told.

Harry
February 13th, 2006, 2:45 PM
I missed that :(

Podcast day :hyper:

I'm going to put all 11 episodes on my mp3 player and listen to them on the way to Plymouth :DThat train to plymouth is fucking shit. Dunno if you're going from Paddington like I do but you go from there to Exeter in like 3 hours then Exeter to Plymouth takes another hour even though it takes about half that to drive. I have no idea why either.

turdpower
February 13th, 2006, 3:13 PM
That train to plymouth is fucking shit. Dunno if you're going from Paddington like I do but you go from there to Exeter in like 3 hours then Exeter to Plymouth takes another hour even though it takes about half that to drive. I have no idea why either.

Nope, going from Birmingham to Plymouth, direct train. Virgin train too and they are quite nice :)

Marlon Dingle
February 13th, 2006, 5:50 PM
I cant wait until the install the wireless networks up in all our local trains. Surfing the net on my PSP will be pretty good (i hope.)

Rali
February 17th, 2006, 7:00 AM
The story when he was 7 was fantastic, the other kid calling him "out of order"...rest of it wasn't good though. Monkey News is cack now, to be honest. They referred to the greatest Pilkington moment ever though, about the doppelganger woman with the bicycle. Any long-time XFM listeners will know what I'm on about, possibly the greatest story ever told.

Please tell us Simon. Please.

I just listened to all 11 today, while at work. I have come to the conclusion the first is my favourite. Best Monkey news (the one going up into space), quality ideas (having the 78 year old woman have a kid), and best stories ("about 3000 dead flies... condom stuck on the top"). It really is fantastic.

Simon
February 17th, 2006, 7:11 AM
I think the best one was the first Karl's Diary one.

I can't remember the story in full, Rali - I'll try to find it on Google.

Simon
February 17th, 2006, 7:17 AM
Gervais interviewing Pilkington (http://www.youtube.com/w/?v=XFDtbhQlCQM)

The Rosk
February 17th, 2006, 7:24 AM
I think the most I laughed was when Gervais was laughing so hard you couldn't even hear him when Merchant was recounting Karl's tale of the pool cue/lemon cake incident. "Cock juice".

Rali
February 18th, 2006, 2:50 PM
Get it right Rosk. Twas 'knob juice'.

Marlon Dingle
February 19th, 2006, 9:16 AM
Last one tommorrow. :cry:

turdpower
February 20th, 2006, 11:49 AM
Time to download.

turdpower
February 20th, 2006, 2:07 PM
I'm not paying for it :(

Ringo
February 20th, 2006, 2:14 PM
That's a bit shit. I'll have to force my mate to pay for it and then steal his iPod.

Doink
February 20th, 2006, 3:25 PM
have they taken the first 8 or so down or is the site just playing up? i originally downloaded a few but they've been deleted... i want them back :(

Just Joe
February 20th, 2006, 3:42 PM
It would be rather depressing being a snail.

turdpower
February 20th, 2006, 3:47 PM
have they taken the first 8 or so down or is the site just playing up? i originally downloaded a few but they've been deleted... i want them back :(

I kept them all :cool:

Doink
February 20th, 2006, 3:53 PM
well thats fucking fabulous but not much help to me

turdpower
February 20th, 2006, 3:55 PM
I could send them to you.

Doink
February 20th, 2006, 3:59 PM
that would be fooking brilliant of you :beer:

how do you suggest doing this?

Doink
February 20th, 2006, 4:09 PM
actually its ok, just done a search and found them

http://alanskerrett.uk.eu.org/2006/01/ricky_gervais_p.html

cheers anyhoo

Simon
February 20th, 2006, 5:18 PM
What were you lot talking about not wanting to pay for it? :wtf:

Just Joe
February 20th, 2006, 5:23 PM
Next week they are going to start charging. Will be around 99p I'd imagine. I don't really have a problem paying it. It's probably the best 30 minutes of comedy around.

Simon
February 20th, 2006, 5:24 PM
I don't understand...the run is finished...what are they going to carry on the run but start charging? If so, they can fuck themselves.

Friday
February 20th, 2006, 5:26 PM
It surely won't be hard to find for those that don't want to pay.

Simon
February 20th, 2006, 5:29 PM
Very true, but they are cunts of the highest order for charging for it. Gervais specifically made the point that he was intent on wanting a free podcast, the logic being that he could say whatever he wants. Now as soon as it gets a bit of popularity he starts charging. What a cunt.

Friday
February 20th, 2006, 5:32 PM
You can't blame the guy for trying to make a bit of cash. He is nowhere near the whore like levels of Peter Kay.

Simon
February 20th, 2006, 5:34 PM
No, you can absolutely blame him. And he's much worse than Peter Kay. Gervais shills his products at every available opportunity, far worse than Peter Kay. And he IS a cunt for charging, when he specifically said he wouldn't be.

turdpower
February 20th, 2006, 5:36 PM
The reasons he gave were that hosting it on the internet isn't free. Which is fair enough.

Simon
February 20th, 2006, 5:49 PM
Bollocks.

Ringo
February 20th, 2006, 5:50 PM
Plus, Karl is unemployed.

turdpower
February 20th, 2006, 5:54 PM
Bollocks.

Don't get so mardy, you won't have to pay for them anyway.

Simon
February 20th, 2006, 5:56 PM
That's not the point. It's pretty clear the marketing that's gone into this, the idea was to start charging all along. Predictable really but cuntish nonetheless. It's nowhere near good enough to justify paying for anyway, to be honest.

Skip
February 27th, 2006, 10:03 PM
Has anyone heard the 1st episode from the 'second series'?
Anyone willing to post it?

Hlebsfall
February 27th, 2006, 10:09 PM
It's not about untill tomorrow. Well today, but you get what I mean.

Skip
February 27th, 2006, 10:20 PM
Oh really, Ill wait till then. I thought it was up on audible.com

Sean
February 27th, 2006, 10:23 PM
What a load of bollocks, paying for it.

Rali
February 27th, 2006, 11:03 PM
I have no problem paying for it. For the amount of enjoyment I get out of it, $2 an episode is a small price to pay.

The same principles I apply to sex.

I'm just hoping these ones will have no more of those shitty channel 4 commercials, and more from Karl's diary.

Rali
February 27th, 2006, 11:05 PM
Also, for anyone who doesn't have the first 12, they'll be archiving them on the website, in a week or so.

Legitimate Business
February 28th, 2006, 7:29 AM
Rockbusters is back!

The Rosk
February 28th, 2006, 7:59 AM
Simon you need to calm the fuck down.

You've got 6 hours plus of free comedy and you're moaning because he doesn't carry on paying for the hosting and watching his mate slowly go bankrupt. I am sure even he in his superbly arrogant mindset didn't expect it to get as popular as it has done and when all is said and done, this is his job, this is where he has to make his money.

I say fair play to him. I'll be buying them for sure.

Marlon Dingle
February 28th, 2006, 8:25 AM
I still need episodes 2 - 6 coz i foolishly deleted them, they better not be selling them aswell. Coz i read that you can buy a whole season for 6.95 and i dont know if thats for the new season or for the last 12.

Oh well i just bought the 1st episode lets hope its worth it.

Also Rosk i can see what your saying but i to felt 1.95 is too much. For some reason the yanks only have to pay $1.95 which i would be happy to pay. I thought 1 would be a fair price so i am suprised that they are charging so much.

Legitimate Business
February 28th, 2006, 8:42 AM
It's 3.75 for 4 episodes, thats 94p a go.

And you can download the previous 12 episodes off a torrent easily enough.

The first episode is fantastic, well worth the money in my opinion.

Marlon Dingle
February 28th, 2006, 8:52 AM
Just started listening to the new "audiobook" its pure shit quality it sounds like im listening to it on AM radio.

Legitimate Business
February 28th, 2006, 8:53 AM
What format you downloading it in? Get the mp3 version, is as good as the rest of the podcasts.

Marlon Dingle
February 28th, 2006, 8:56 AM
I just got it from Itunes.

Legitimate Business
February 28th, 2006, 8:56 AM
Ah, sorry. Thought you were getting it from audible... no idea how it works on there :(

Marlon Dingle
February 28th, 2006, 8:58 AM
Yeh just checked the file info, its 32KBps. 1.95 for that im pissed off.

Legitimate Business
February 28th, 2006, 9:28 AM
Would get them off audible if i were you. 3.75 for four episodes, various formats and it can go into itunes.

Skip
February 28th, 2006, 9:29 AM
Any chance of getting the mp3 uploaded?

Legitimate Business
February 28th, 2006, 10:03 AM
I'm trying to find a way to convert it so i can use it myself on my phone. once i do, ill try to upload it too.

Skip
February 28th, 2006, 10:14 AM
Awesome

Marlon Dingle
February 28th, 2006, 2:38 PM
What format you downloading it in? Get the mp3 version, is as good as the rest of the podcasts.

Your bullshiting, i got it off itunes and the quality was crap. So i got it off audible aswell and it was shit quality aswell. Tut tut. I've just wasted money on 2 shit versions.

Rali
February 28th, 2006, 9:41 PM
You have to select the right format on audible. It's format 4 I think.

Doink
March 1st, 2006, 5:39 AM
season 2, episode 1

http://s54.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=05NWHTAS7PN2J1D5F8TIZ2ZWDU

not that i condone theft :shifty:

Rali
March 1st, 2006, 6:09 AM
Karl deserves money.

The Rosk
March 1st, 2006, 6:17 AM
I'm gonna pay when I get the net.

Simon
March 1st, 2006, 7:01 AM
Cheers for that Doink.

Pilkington is minted. I'd still give him a tenner if I saw him but only cos he's class. He's not poor. They don't even say he's poor, they just say he doesn't have a job.

The Rosk
March 1st, 2006, 7:05 AM
Why do you think he's minted, Simon?

Marlon Dingle
March 1st, 2006, 7:09 AM
I dont think he will be that poor, coz he has his only little animation sequence in the new series of bo selecta that starts in the summer. Plus im sure after all these podcasts finish, he will be getting some lucrative offers, for TV deals, radio shows, etc...

The Rosk
March 1st, 2006, 7:13 AM
Well I think he deserves money for making me laugh more than most people in my life.

Friday
March 1st, 2006, 7:40 AM
doink is a legend.

The Rosk
March 1st, 2006, 8:19 AM
doink is a legend.
thats a bloody good post you made there mate

Bad Obsession
March 1st, 2006, 2:34 PM
season 2, episode 1

http://s54.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=05NWHTAS7PN2J1D5F8TIZ2ZWDU

not that i condone theft :shifty:
Awesome. I was hoping someone here would have a ripped leak.

Thanks for this. Can I expect the rest of the season to be posted in this thread? :D

Ringo
March 1st, 2006, 2:59 PM
Cheers Doink, lovely stuff.

Marlon Dingle
March 1st, 2006, 6:11 PM
Damn i have already paid for the next four episodes.

turdpower
March 2nd, 2006, 12:03 PM
Damn i have already paid for the next four episodes.

Pwned.

Ringo
March 6th, 2006, 7:13 PM
Where is it?

:cry:

StevieV
March 6th, 2006, 7:14 PM
Where is it?

:cry:


I shall cry with you Ringo :cry:

Friday
March 6th, 2006, 7:17 PM
It's every Tuesday now.

Ringo
March 6th, 2006, 7:17 PM
:squint:

StevieV
March 6th, 2006, 7:18 PM
That's right.

You sure do know the days of the week.

aenima
March 6th, 2006, 7:37 PM
Doink is brilliant at this stuff. Just pops up every now and again giving us free stuff or nice tits to look at.

Bring back Doink's Babe of the Day.

Legitimate Business
March 7th, 2006, 7:35 AM
Missing the first 30 seconds, which just says Gervais went to America:

http://s40.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2XSDUM4U20FS334MVTWGILNS69

Will put up a second link in a minute incase that one expires.

Legitimate Business
March 7th, 2006, 7:53 AM
http://s51.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=323EPWPJLXDLN2V7DV83JIDZBU

Friday
March 7th, 2006, 8:00 AM
Legend. :yes:

Skip
March 7th, 2006, 8:06 AM
Thanks man

Legitimate Business
March 7th, 2006, 9:06 AM
Quite alright. If anyone knows any programs that can convert audible files, please do tell :)

Mash
March 7th, 2006, 2:23 PM
Audible files? is that a file format? or do you mean Mp3, Wav etc?

Either way I can hey you out, you deserve upmost rep for the Jim Bowen av!

Legitimate Business
March 7th, 2006, 2:28 PM
It is a .aa file i think.. stupid little thing.

...and jim bowen is a legend.

http://www.jimbowen.tv/images/main/b_hat%20and%20boots.jpg

I think he may be related to Pilkington in some obscure way.

Mash
March 7th, 2006, 2:44 PM
http://jimbowen.tv/images/main/b_cooking%20chinese2.jpg

What a HERO

Aussie_Outlaw
March 13th, 2006, 3:59 PM
Saw the show in Sean's MSN name and it reminded me I wanted to listen to it and try it.

Good show.

Upto Episode 4.

turdpower
March 13th, 2006, 4:04 PM
All of it will seem shit once they start reading Karls diary.

Skip
March 14th, 2006, 8:33 AM
Episode 3 out yet?

Aussie_Outlaw
March 14th, 2006, 8:39 AM
Yep, already on my pc.

Skip
March 14th, 2006, 8:42 AM
Any chance of upping it :happysad:

Aussie_Outlaw
March 14th, 2006, 8:48 AM
Gimme 20 min, I'll do it as my 20k. I'll throw it on a few different storage places.

Skip
March 14th, 2006, 8:58 AM
Beaut :yes:

Aussie_Outlaw
March 14th, 2006, 9:08 AM
My 20k thread with dl (http://forums.rajah.com/showthread.php?t=114708)

aenima
March 14th, 2006, 12:16 PM
Hold on... what happened to episode 2?

Aussie_Outlaw
March 14th, 2006, 12:19 PM
Gimme 15.

turdpower
March 14th, 2006, 12:34 PM
Hold on... what happened to episode 2?
In here somewhere.

Aussie_Outlaw
March 14th, 2006, 12:35 PM
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=KFT6HIR4

Or here.

turdpower
March 14th, 2006, 12:38 PM
That, technically is "in here somewhere"

aenima
March 14th, 2006, 12:39 PM
Cheers :yes:

Skip
March 15th, 2006, 9:38 AM
Dont suppose anyone has episode 2 of series 1?

Marlon Dingle
March 15th, 2006, 10:14 AM
Yeh they said they were gonna have a place where you could download the old episodes but they havent got that up yet.

Simon
March 15th, 2006, 10:17 AM
They'll probably try to charge for them.

I have it Skip, but only on my mp3 player and I don't have any way of ripping it onto my computer while I'm at Uni, if you haven't got it by Saturday and still want it, send me a PM or bump this thread or something and I'll do it for you :yes:

Marlon Dingle
March 15th, 2006, 10:20 AM
Whilst you are doing that, i need 2,3,4,5 & 6. cheers:yes:

Simon
March 15th, 2006, 10:21 AM
On Saturday.

Skip
March 15th, 2006, 11:11 AM
Ok cool, cheers.
I can up a couple now, save Simon hassle.

Marlon Dingle
March 15th, 2006, 11:15 AM
Yeh i use to have them all on my old ipod, but it fucked up and i didnt save them on my computer, if you could put a couple up now i would be very greatful. cheers.

Skip
March 15th, 2006, 11:17 AM
Putting episodes 3,4,5 and 6 into a zip file and uploading on yousendit.

Marlon Dingle
March 15th, 2006, 11:25 AM
Nice.

Skip
March 15th, 2006, 12:08 PM
http://s41.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2SNTBPFVN9US20CJ04F4BUZNU9

There you go, episodes 3,4,5,6 of series 1

turdpower
March 15th, 2006, 12:09 PM
I can upload episode 2 from series 1 if you want it?

Skip
March 15th, 2006, 12:12 PM
Please. Simon said he would do it on Saturday, but if it's alright I would love it now. It's the only show I am missing

turdpower
March 15th, 2006, 12:27 PM
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=JU2SYZI1

Skip
March 15th, 2006, 12:40 PM
Legend

Legitimate Business
March 15th, 2006, 12:43 PM
Noone possibly has all of Series 1 in m4a format do they? The pictures that come with them are immense.

Marlon Dingle
March 15th, 2006, 5:42 PM
I aint sure if they done the first few episodes in the same way. Coz i think i downloaded them all in the m4a format, but i dont remember the first couple being like the rest with pictures and shit.

You boyz are top notch for posting them podcast up, rep to both of yous. :yes:

Rali
March 16th, 2006, 7:52 PM
It's the chapters that I love. I think they only started doing pictures in S1E4. If anyone has S1E1 & E2 in the chapter format, be a darling and upload it for me.

Aussie_Outlaw
March 21st, 2006, 10:23 AM
GImme 20min to upload Episode 2-04.

Final one in this series for the moment.

Aussie_Outlaw
March 21st, 2006, 11:06 AM
Episode 4 (http://www.megaupload.com/?d=VT2W2YTG)

My job is done, now watch you all hoard in.

Aussie_Outlaw
March 21st, 2006, 11:34 AM
It's the chapters that I love. I think they only started doing pictures in S1E4. If anyone has S1E1 & E2 in the chapter format, be a darling and upload it for me.

I'll do it later if I can be arsed, I can give you a torrent easily though. Talk to me.

Rali
March 21st, 2006, 10:10 PM
You're wonderful AO. Just wonderful.

Apparently they're going to do another one. So next weeks is the last one.

StevieV
March 21st, 2006, 10:15 PM
any chance of anyone upping that (s2 ep4) to yousendit? megaupload is being a cunt right now.

Hlebsfall
March 22nd, 2006, 7:33 AM
About 8 hours late, but still:

http://s49.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0UKT7R3STJJFE1FOWVWBNVINT3

Friday
March 22nd, 2006, 7:39 AM
Bollocks. Hopesfall beat me to it. :squint:

Aussie_Outlaw
March 22nd, 2006, 8:27 AM
You're wonderful AO. Just wonderful.

Apparently they're going to do another one. So next weeks is the last one.


Yeah I know I listened to it after going offline.

Simon
March 22nd, 2006, 9:11 AM
Is the new one any good?