Rajah Fantasy Football **DRAFT THREAD**

[turdpower]

Right, all drafting will be done in here. I have created an order which will appear here:

1.
Slare (Ronaldo)
Beefy (Van Nistelrooy)
turdpower (Adriano)
Hobbit (Rooney)
DavidUK (Shevchenko)
Sean (Ronaldinho)
Friday (Henry)
hutch (Eto'o)
Seanny One Ball (Kaka)
Ozanne 3:16 (Owen)
Jhurley (Trezeguet)

2. Upside down.
Slare (Beckham)
Beefy (Raul)
turdpower (Vicente)
Hobbit (Kompany)
DavidUK (Lucio)
Sean (Puyol)
Friday (Nedved)
hutch (Crespo)
Seanny One Ball (Gerrard)
Ozanne 3:16 (Cech)
Jhurley (Makaay)

3.
Slare (Larrsson)
Beefy (Nesta)
turdpower (Joaquin)
Hobbit (C.Ronaldo)
DavidUK (Totti)
Sean (Robben)
Friday (Terry)
hutch (Ballack)
Seanny One Ball (Zambrotta)
Ozanne 3:16 (A. Cole)
Jhurley (Cafu)

4. Upside down.
Slare (Vieira)
Beefy (Xavi)
turdpower (Zidane)
Hobbit (Aimar)
DavidUK (Pires)
Sean (Dede)
Friday (Buffon)
hutch (Gattuso)
Seanny One Ball (Cisse)
Ozanne 3:16 (Lampard)
Jhurley (Giggs)

5.
Slare (R. Carlos)
Beefy (Dida)
turdpower (Jorge Andrade)
Hobbit (R. Ferdinand)
DavidUK (Roy Keane)
Sean (Torres)
Friday (Robinho)
hutch (Duff)
Seanny One Ball (Vieri)
Ozanne 3:16 (Carragher)
Jhurley (Juninho)

6. Upside down.
Slare (Figo)
Beefy (Pirlo)
turdpower (Baraja)
Hobbit (Tevez)
DavidUK (Casillias)
Sean (Alonso)
Friday (Carvalho)
hutch (Campbell)
Seanny One Ball (Frey)
Ozanne 3:16 (Inzaghi)
Jhurley (Van Der Sar)

7.
Slare (Kenny Miller)
Beefy (Miccoli)
turdpower (Stam)
Hobbit (Cudicini)
DavidUK (Emerson)
Sean (Schweinsteiger)
Friday (Luque)
hutch (Heinze)
Seanny One Ball (Camoranesi)
Ozanne 3:16 (Denilson)
Jhurley (Riquelme)

8. Upside down.
Slare (J. Cole)
Beefy (Ibrahimovich)
turdpower (Cassano)
Hobbit (Rosicky)
DavidUK (Guily)
Sean (Samuel)
Friday (Gilardinho)
hutch (Snjeider)
Seanny One Ball (Ljungberg)
Ozanne 3:16 (S. Wright-Phillips)
Jhurley (Helguera)

9.
Slare (Okocha)
Beefy (Thuram)
turdpower (Gallas)
Hobbit (Alex)
DavidUK (Cannavaro)
Sean (Chivu)
Friday (Mancini)
hutch (Ayala)
Seanny One Ball (Silva)
Ozanne 3:16 (Zanetti)
Jhurley (Deco)

10. Upside down.
Slare (Melchiot)
Beefy (Gabriel Milito)
turdpower (Stankovic)
Hobbit (Van Der Vaart)
DavidUK (Maldini)
Sean (Saviola)
Friday (Reyes)
hutch (Scholes)
Seanny One Ball (Graveson)
Ozanne 3:16 (Riise)
Jhurley (Baptista)

11.
Slare (McFadden)
Beefy (D'Allessandro)
turdpower (Valeron)
Hobbit (G. Neville)
DavidUK (Guti)
Sean (Recoba)
Friday (Naldo)
hutch (Albelda)
Seanny One Ball (Saha)
Ozanne 3:16 (Edmilson)
Jhurley (Van Bronkhurst)

12. Upside down.
Slare (Cordoba)
Beefy (Jankulovski)
turdpower (Evra)
Hobbit (Mista)
DavidUK (Marquez)
Sean (Baros)
Friday (Ferguson)
hutch (Belletti)
Seanny One Ball (Agahowa)
Ozanne 3:16 (Robbie Keane)
Jhurley (Rui Costa)

13.
Slare (King)
Beefy (Seedorf)
turdpower (Morientes)
Hobbit (Mexes)
DavidUK (Gonzalez)
Sean (Nihat)
Friday (Del Piero)
hutch (Kezman)
Seanny One Ball (Khaladze)
Ozanne 3:16 (Reina)
Jhurley (Hleb)

14. Upside down.
Slare (Bonera)
Beefy (Hargreaves)
turdpower (Davids)
Hobbit (Messi)
DavidUK (Aldo Duscher)
Sean (Coloccini)
Friday (Daniele De Rossi)
hutch (Emre)
Seanny One Ball (Ferreira)
Ozanne 3:16 (Sergio)
Jhurley (Essien)

15.
Slare (Hyppia)
Beefy (Donavon)
turdpower (Juan)
Hobbit (Iniesta)
DavidUK (Motta)
Sean (Silvestre)
Friday (Mascherano)
hutch (Toure)
Seanny One Ball (Boumsong)
Ozanne 3:16 (Di Vaio)
Jhurley (Sagnol)

16. Upside down.
Slare (Heitinga)
Beefy (Del Horno)
turdpower (Salgado)
Hobbit (Canizares)
DavidUK (Drogba)
Sean (Woodgate)
Friday (Kahn)
hutch (Fiore)
Seanny One Ball (Diego)
Ozanne 3:16 (Exteberria)
Jhurley (Ismael)

17.
Slare (Toldo)
Beefy (Solari)
turdpower (Leo Franco)
Hobbit (Bridge)
DavidUK (Villa)
Sean (Robinson)
Friday (Martins)
hutch (Tomasson)
Seanny One Ball (Trabelsi)
Ozanne 3:16 (Bordan)
Jhurley (Materazzi)

18. Upside down.
Slare (Tamudo)
Beefy (Brown)
turdpower (Capdevilia)
Hobbit (Vennegoor of Hesselink)
DavidUK (Lauren)
Sean (Smith)
Friday (Marchena)
hutch (Dellas)
Seanny One Ball (Kovac)
Ozanne 3:16 (Favalli)
Jhurley (Van Der Meyde)

19.
Slare (Howard)
Beefy (Pancaro)
turdpower (Ortega)
Hobbit (Pederson)
DavidUK (O'Shea)
Sean (Downing)
Friday (Fletcher)
hutch (Molina)
Seanny One Ball (Perotta)
Ozanne 3:16 (Kewell)
Jhurley (Rossi)

KRob (Luis Garcia)

20. Upside down.
Slare (Van Bommel)
Beefy (Poborsky)
turdpower (Cesar)
Hobbit (Quaresma)
DavidUK (Hamman)
Sean (Given)
Friday (Riordan)
hutch (Gabri)
Seanny One Ball (Pienaar)
Ozanne 3:16 (Lahm)
Jhurley (Routledge)

KRob (Delgado)

21.
Slare (Makelele)
Beefy (Yobo)
turdpower (Marcos)
Hobbit
DavidUK
Sean
Friday
hutch
Seanny One Ball
Ozanne 3:16
Jhurley

22.
Slare (Nastavo)
Beefy (Lehman)
turdpower (Baumann)
Hobbit
DavidUK
Sean
Friday
hutch
Seanny One Ball
Ozanne 3:16
Jhurley

23.
Slare (Valdes)
Beefy (Guerrero)
turdpower (Barthez)
Hobbit
DavidUK
Sean
Friday
hutch
Seanny One Ball
Ozanne 3:16
Jhurley

[turdpower]

Players already picked:

A
Adriano (turdpower)
Agahowa (Seanny One Ball)
Aimar (Hobbit)
Albelda (hutch)
Alex (Hobbit)
Alonso (Sean)
Ayala (hutch)

B
Ballack (hutch)
Baptista (Jhurley)
Baraja (turdpower)
Baros (Sean)
Beckham (Slare)
Belletti (hutch)
Bordan (Seanny One Ball)
Bonera (Slare)
Boumsong (Seanny One Ball)
Bridge (Hobbit)
Brown (Beefy)
Buffon (Friday)

C
Cafu (Jhurley)
Canizares (Hobbit)
Cannavaro (DavidUK)
Camoranesi (Seanny One Ball)
Campbell (hutch)
Capdevilia (turdpower)
Carragher (Ozanne 3:16)
Carvalho (Friday)
Casillias (DavidUK)
Cassano (turdpower)
Cech (Ozanne 3:16)
Chivu (Sean)
Cisse (Seanny one ball)
Cole, A (Ozanne 3:16)
Cole, J (Slare)
Coloccini (Sean)
Cordoba (Slare)
Crespo (hutch)
Cudicini (Hobbit)

D
D'Allessandro (Beefy)
Davids (turdpower)
Deco (Jhurley)
Dede (Sean)
Del Horno (Beefy)
Del Piero (Friday)
Dellas (hutch)
Denilson (Ozanne 3:16)
De Rossi (Friday)
Di Vaio (Ozanne 3:16)
Dida (Beefy)
Diego (Seanny One Ball)
Donavon (Beefy)
Downing (Sean)
Drogba (DavidUK)
Duff (hutch)
Duscher (DavidUK)

E
Edmilson (Ozanne 3:16)
Emerson (DavidUK)
Emre (hutch)
Essien (Jhurley)
Eto'o (hutch)
Evra (turdpower)
Exteberria (Ozanne 3:16)

F
Favalli (Ozanne 3:16)
Ferdinand, R (Hobbit)
Ferguson (Friday)
Ferreira (Ozanne 3:16)
Figo (SLARE)
Fiore (hutch)
Fletcher (Friday)
Frey (Seanny One Ball)

G
Gabri (hutch)
Gallas (turdpower)
Gattuso (hutch)
Gerrard (Seanny One Ball)
Giggs (Jhurley)
Gilardinho (Friday)
Given (Sean)
Gonzalez (DavidUK)
Graveson (Seanny One Ball)
Guily (DavidUK)
Guti (DavidUK)

H
Heinze (hutch)
Heitinga (Slare)
Helguera (Jhurley)
Hargreaves (Beefy)
Henry (Friday)
Hleb (Jhurley)
Howard (Slare)
Hyypia (Slare)

I
Ibrahimovich (Beefy)
Ismael (Jhurley)
Iniesta (Hobbit)
Inzaghi (Ozanne 3:16)

J
Jankulovski (Beefy)
Joaquin (turdpower)
Jorge Andrade (turdpower)
Juan (turdpower)
Juninho (Jhurley)

K
Kahn (Friday)
Kaka (Seanny One Ball)
Keane, Robbie (Ozanne 3:16)
Keane, Roy (DavidUK)
Kewell (Ozanne 3:16)
Kezman (hutch)
Khaladze (Seanny One Ball)
King (Slare)
Kompany (Hobbit)
Kovac (Seanny One Ball)

L
Lahm (Ozanne 3:16)
Lampard (Ozanne 3:16)
Larsson (Slare)
Lauren (DavidUK)
Leo Franco (turdpower)
Ljungberg (Seanny One Ball)
Lucio (DavidUK)
Luis Garcia (KRob)
Luque (Friday)

M
Makaay (Jhurley)
Maldini (DavidUK)
Mancini (Friday)
Marchena (Friday)
Marquez (DavidUK)
Martins (Friday)
Mascherano (Friday)
Materazzi (Jhurley)
McFadden (Slare)
Melchiot (Slare)
Messi (Hobbit)
Mexes (Hobbit)
Miccoli (Beefy)
Milito (Beefy)
Miller, K (Slare)
Mista KENNNNADY! (Hobbit)
Molina (hutch)
Morientes (turdpower)
Motta (DavidUK)


N
Naldo (Friday)
Nedved (Friday)
Neville, G (Hobbit)
Nesta (Beefy)
Nihat (Sean)

O
Okocha (Slare)
Ortega (turdpower)
O'Shea (DavidUK)
Owen (Ozanne 3:16)

P
Pancaro (Beefy)
Pederson (Hobbit)
Perotta (Seanny One Ball)
Pienaar (Seanny One Ball)
Pires (DavidUK)
Pirlo (Beefy)
Puyol (Sean)

Q

R
Raul (Beefy)
Recoba (Sean)
Reina (Ozanne 3:16)
Reyes (Friday)
Riise (Ozanne 3:16)
Riordan (Friday)
Riquelme (Jhurley)
Robben (Sean)
Roberto Carlos (SLARE)
Robinho (Friday)
Robinson (Sean)
Ronaldinho (Sean)
Ronaldo (SLARE)
Ronaldo, C (Hobbit)
Rooney (Hobbit)
Rosicky (Hobbit)
Rossi (Jhurley)
Routledge (Jhurley)
Rui Costa (Jhurley)


S
Sagnol (Jhurley)
Saha (Seanny One Ball)
Salgado (turdpower)
Samuel (Sean)
Saviola (Sean)
Seedorf (Beefy)
Sergio (Ozanne 3:16)
Scholes (hutch)
Schweinsteiger (Sean)
Shevchenko (DavidUK)
Silva (Seanny One Ball)
Silvestre (Sean)
Smith (Sean)
Snjeider (hutch)
Solari
Stam (turdpower)
Stankovic (turdpower)

T
Tamudo (Slare)
Terry (Friday)
Tevez (Hobbit)
Thuram (Beefy)
Toldo (Slare)
Tomasson (hutch)
Torres (Sean)
Totti (DavidUK)
Toure (hutch)
Trabelsi (Seanny One Ball)
Trezugeut (Jhurley)

U

V
Valeron (turdpower)
Van Bronkhurst (Jhurley)
Van Der Meyde (Jhurley)
Van Der Sar (Jhurley)
Van Der Vaart (Hobbit)
Van Nistelrooy (Beefy)
Vennegoor of Hesselink (Hobbit)
Vicente (turdpower)
Vieira (SLARE)
Vieri (Seanny one ball)
Villa (DavidUK)

W
Woodgate (Sean)
Wright-Phillips, S (Ozanne 3:16)

X
Xavi (Beefy)

Y

Z
Zambrotta (Seanny One Ball)
Zanetti (Ozanne 3:16)
Zidane (turdpower)

[turdpower]

Current team squads:

Slare (Slares sexualisers)
1. Ronaldo
2. Beckham
3. Larsson
4. Vieira
5. R. Carlos
6. Figo
7. K. Miller
8. J. Cole
9. Okocha
10. Melchiot
11. McFadden
12. King
13. Zivkovic
14. Bonera
15. Hyypia
16. Heintinga
17. Toldo
18. Tamudo
19. Howard
20. Van Bommel
21. Makelele
22. Nastavo
23. Valdes

Beefy (Saffin Ressers)
1. Van Nistelrooy
2. Raul
3. Nesta
4. Xavi
5. Dida
6. Pirlo
7. Miccoli
8. Ibrahimovich
9. Thuram
10. Milito
11. D'Allessandro
12. Jankulovski
13. Seedorf
14. Hargreaves
15. Donovan
16. Del Horno
17. Solari
18. Brown
19. Pancaro
20. Poborsky
21. Yobo
22. Javi Guerrero
23. Lehman

turdpower (Turdmere Rovers)
1. Adriano
2. Vicente
3. Joaquin
4. Zidane
5. Jorge Andrade
6. Baraja
7. Stam
8. Cassano
9. Gallas
10. Stankovic
11. Valeron
12. Evra
13. Morientes
14. Davids
15. Juan
16. Salgado
17. Leo Franco
18. Capdevilia
19. Ortega
20. Cesar
21. Marcos
22. Barthez
23. Baumann

Hobbit (Default Team Name)
1. Rooney
2. Kompany
3. C. Ronaldo
4. Aimar
5. Ferdinand
6. Tevez
7. Cudicini
8. Rosicky
9. Alex
10. Van Der Vaart
11. G. Neville
12. Mista
13. Mexes
14. Messi
15. Iniesta
16. Canizares
17. Bridge
18. Vennegoor of Hesselink
19. Pederson
20. Quaresma
21. Pizzaro
22. Fabregas
23. Cincinho

DavidUK (FC Glasgow)
1. Shevchenko
2. Lucio
3. Totti
4. Pires
5. Roy Keane
6. Casillias
7. Emerson
8. Guily
9. Cannavaro
10. Maldini
11. Guti
12. Marquez
13. Gonzalez
14. Duscher
15. Motta
16. Drogba
17. Villa
18. Lauren
19. O'Shea
20. Hamman
21. Ambrosini
22. Klos
23. Ricksen

Sean (Simon Yeo's Barmy Army)
1. Ronaldinho
2. Puyol
3. Robben
4. Dede
5. Torres
6. Schweinsteiger
7. Alonso
8. Samuel
9. Chivu
10. Saviola
11. Recoba
12. Baros
13. Nihat*
14. Coloccini
15. Silvestre
16. Woodgate
17. Robinson
18. Smith
19. Downing
20. Given
21. De Jong
22. Forrsell
23. Jenas

Friday (Roasters FC)
1. Henry
2. Nedved
3. Terry
4. Buffon
5. Robinho
6. Carvalho
7. Luque
8. Gilardinho
9. Mancini
10. Reyes
11. Naldo
12. Ferguson
13. Del Piero
14. Daniele De Rossi
15. Mascherano
16. Kahn
17. Martins
18. Marchena
19. Fletcher
20. Riordan
21. Guarin
22. Hübschman
23. Esposito

hutch (Strathcarnage)
1. Eto'o
2. Crespo
3. Ballack
4. Gattuso
5. Duff
6. Campbell
7. Heinze
8. Snjeider
9. Ayala
10. Scholes
11. Albelda
12. Belletti
13. Kezman
14. Emre
15. Toure
16. Fiore
17. Tomasson
18. Dellas
19. Molina
20. Gabri
21.
22.
23.

Seanny One Ball (Blair Browns)
1. Kaka
2. Gerrard
3. Zambrotta
4. Cisse
5. Vieri
6. Frey
7. Camoranesi
8. Ljungberg
9. Silva
10. Graveson
11. Saha
12. Agahowa
13. Khaladze
14. Ferreira
15. Boumsong
16. Diego
17. Trabelsi
18. Kovac
19. Pienaar
20. Farfan
21. Perruzzi
22. Perotta
23. Cordoba

Ozanne 3:16 (Team Gay)
1. Owen
2. Cech
3. A. Cole
4. Lampard
5. Carragher
6. Inzaghi
7. Denilson
8. S. Wright-Phillips
9. Zanetti
10. Riise
11. Edmilson
12. Robbie Keane
13. Reina
14. Sergio*
15. Di Vaio
16. Exteberria
17. Bordan
18. Marcelinho
19. Lahm
20. Nowotny
21. Hofland
22. Oddo
23. Coupet

Jhurley (FC Hurley)
1. Trezuguet
2. Makaay
3. Cafu
4. Giggs
5. Juninho
6. Van Der Sar
7. Riquelme
8. Helguera
9. Deco
10. Baptista
11. Van Bronkhurst
12. Rui Costa
13. Hleb
14. Essien
15. Sagnol
16. Ismael
17. Materazzi
18. Van Der Meyde
19. Rossi
20. Routledge
21. Van Persie
22. Nuno Valente
23. Maniche

KRob (The Hurricanes)
1. Rustu Recber
2. Pablo Cavallero
3. Simon Yeo
4. Stephen Carr
5. Miguel
6. Dejan Stefanovic
7. Francesco Coco
8. Igor Tudor
9. Roque Junior
10. Olof Mellberg
11. Fernando Meira
12. Sergio Pinto
13. Laurent Robert
14. Mark Kennedy
15. Phillippe Cocu
16. Juan Sebastian Veron
17. Dennis Bergkamp
18. Boudewijn Zenden
19. Diego Forlan
20. Adrian Mutu
21. Simone Inzaghi
22. Luis Garcia
23. Cesar Delgado

[turdpower]

Slare, off you go :)

Any questions, just ask.

[Sean]

Where's the snake draft?

:confused:

[turdpower]

Did we not just have that conversation?

[Slare]

Might as well go for Ronaldo then.

[DavidUK]

That's not a snake draft.

I'm not complaining, mind you - but you can bet your arse that Jhurley will.

[turdpower]

I have changed it to a snake draft. It just isn't written down as such, as this requires effort.

[Sean]

Sack D'Lo.

[Hobbit]

This is absolutely disgraceful.

I blame Dave.

[turdpower]

D'Lo hurry the fuck up.

[turdpower]

D'Lo is booted. We are actively seeking a replacement.

[Mikey_Jones]

Can I join? If so, here are my details:

Rajah username:Mikey_Jones
Team name: ASS United
Team nickname:Weirdo's
Home shirt (also team colours): Yellow and Red
Away shirt: Black and Blue
Stadium and city/town/village etc (real or fake) and capacity: CHC Stadium, 19600 people
Rival clubs: None

[turdpower]

Too late mate.

EDIT: and don't clutter my draft thread with that rubbish.

[Hobbit]

Rooney.

I win.

[Sean]

Ronaldinho

[turdpower]

Just so everyone is aware.

Slare (Ronaldo)
D'Lo (passed his go- subject to a booting :D)
turdpower (Adriano)
Hobbit (Rooney)
DavidUK (Shevchenko)
Sean (Ronaldinho)

[Friday]

Henry.

[Beefy]

Ruud Van Nistelrooy

[DeathInc]

If D'lo is booted, can I take his spot?

[turdpower]

Beefy has taken is spot, and no offence but this game requires people who are online most nights.

[hutch]

Samuel Eto'o

[Beefy]

Beefy has taken is spot, and no offence but this game requires people who are online most nights.

"Sad bastards" is what you mean.

[turdpower]

:ashamed:

Aka; Beefy.

[Seanny One Ball]

Kaka

[Hobbit]

"Sad bastards" is what you mean.

Having a life is so gay.

[Seanny One Ball]

Kaka

[Hobbit]

So you want Kaka Seanny?

[hutch]

Ford Ka-ka.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y282/ffm4/fordkaka.jpg

It just came to me.

[Friday]

hutch is a legend.

[hutch]

It just came to me Friday, just like that.

[DavidUK]

Have I won yet?

[Seanny One Ball]

David James

[Ozanne]

OWEN!

[Canuck]

Roy Makaay

[Canuck]

Trezequet

[Ozanne]

cech for me

[Hobbit]

DavidUK has asked me to pick Liam Miller for him, as he's going away for a day or two, and doesn't want someone else picking him.

Honest.

[DavidUK]

It's not even my turn, you nobend.

[Hobbit]

I know it's not your turn you scrotum, hence the fact you wanted me to reserve him.

Don't deny it. You want Liam Miller.

[turdpower]

DavidUK has got Liam Miller on reserve. I think Sean might be after him aswell.

[Seanny One Ball]

Gerrard

[hutch]

Hernan Crespo

[Friday]

Nedved

[turdpower]

Come on Sean.

[Hobbit]

Bloody hell lads, just get a move on and pick pick pick, I'd like to have this started before Christmas.

I propose a time limit for picking, and if you fail to pick within that limit, Mike'll pick for you, and he might pick David Bellion.

Or we could all just hurry the fuck up.

[DavidUK]

Shut it.

[Hobbit]

Fuck off, I want this sorted so I can start slagging your team off.

[turdpower]

I think Seans at work the hairy cunt.

[Hobbit]

He needs to sort out his priorities.

[DavidUK]

Give him Liam Miller, then.

[Hobbit]

I'll Liam Miller you in a minute.

[DavidUK]

And Simon Yeo.

[turdpower]

Dave, Liam Miller is your next pick, he is reserved for you.

[Hobbit]

:muahaha:

[DavidUK]

:(

Actually, can't I just make my pick now? What's the chances of Sean having the same player in mind?

[Hobbit]

1/42

[DavidUK]

I told you to shut it. :mad:

[Hobbit]

hahahahaha

[hutch]

EDIT: Nevermind, was looking at the wrong post.

[turdpower]

Well, Dave you can make your pick, but I think Sean might just choose that player out of spite.

[DavidUK]

Let's take this to MSN, then. :D

Sean had better not act the cunt about this. :irked:

[Sean]

Puyol

[turdpower]

DavidUK has picked Lucio.

[turdpower]

Matt is holding up the game :(

[Hobbit]

Vincent Kompany.

*Held.

[turdpower]

I'll take Vicente.

[turdpower]

Beefy, your pick mate

[Seanny One Ball]

Kaka & Gerrard...my team is the shish.

You just know Beefy is picking Shaun Goater too

[Hobbit]

Gerrard's shit though m8

[Seanny One Ball]

Fuck up Cum Jizz Park

[Beefy]

My pick. shit I just PMed my next load of picks to turdpower.

Oh well. I think my next pick was Raul.

[Beefy]

You just know Beefy is picking Shaun Goater too

:chin:

[turdpower]

Those are some might fine picks Beefy :chin:

Anyway Beefy picks Raul (Madrid)

Slare, you have two picks now.

[Beefy]

Those are some might fine picks Beefy :chin:

Anyway Beefy picks Raul (Madrid)

Slare, you have two picks now.


I'll be keeping a close eye on your next few draft picks, meladdie.

[Seanny One Ball]

:chin:


He is a fucking beast for Southend though...I mean when was the last match he didn't score?

Seriously.

[Beefy]

The Goat is a goalscoring machine.

He's going to score 87 this season.

[turdpower]

I'll be keeping a close eye on your next few draft picks, meladdie.

Come on, lets be honest, they are all standard picks, apart from a few of them, they are all basically the worlds best players :\

[Beefy]

No, I'm just a phenomenal scout of footballing talent.

[turdpower]

:squint:

Come on Slare.

[Slare]

Beckham and Larsson

[Hobbit]

Cristiano Ronaldo.

Ronny and Rooney, get in.

[turdpower]

Come on Dave you hairy poo.

[DavidUK]

Fuck sake, some of us have a life. I wanted Ronaldo, too.

EDIT: Fuck off Beefy.

Totti.

[Seanny One Ball]

Come on Sean, Friday, Melv and hutch.

I want my go.

[Sean]

Arjen Robben

[turdpower]

Come on Friday.

[Sean]

Lets get this show on the road, how hard is it to get us all online at the same time and get this done. :irked:

10:30pm tonight lads.

[turdpower]

I agree.

Although for the likes of Jhurley and Slare, this probably won't happen. :mad:

[Seanny One Ball]

Friday and hutch....come on down.

[turdpower]

hutch is at college.

[Seanny One Ball]

So am I... :shifty:

Well, supposed to be.

[Hobbit]

I agree.

Although for the likes of Jhurley and Slare, this probably won't happen. :mad:

To be fair, there's a time delay with Hurley, as he's a Canadian, but I can push into hurrying it up a bit when he usually comes online.

Slare is just an old woman.

[Sean]

just get JHurley and Slare to PM some lists

[turdpower]

Aye, sounds like a plan.

[Seanny One Ball]

I'm picking mine now then.

[turdpower]

well, it's likely that hutch and Friday will just pick that player to piss you off.

[Seanny One Ball]

I don't care, I just want Zambrotta anyway.

He's grand.

[turdpower]

*Croses Zambrotta off his list.* :mad:

[Seanny One Ball]

Mwahahaha, it was going to be Camoranesi or Gattuso but I'd like to reserve a decent defender before they all get nicked.

[turdpower]

Zambrotta is a D/ARL

Can play in 4 positions :\

[Seanny One Ball]

Yeah, but he'll be in my defence.

He's been playing right back for the last couple of seasons anyway.

[Friday]

Nesta.

[turdpower]

He's been taken Friday :squint:

[Seanny One Ball]

Danny Mills

[Friday]

Fucking hell, I was sure that nobody had picked Nesta.

John Terry.

[turdpower]

Beefy got him.

Come on hutch.

[DavidUK]

Aye, I was sure of that too Friday. Hence my edit.

Pleased with Totti, though. :D

[hutch]

Michael Ballack.

[Hobbit]

Oh Ballacks.

[DavidUK]

Very clever.

[turdpower]

Bloody Hurley, I ask him to make me a list and go off to play PES, half an hour later he says he has to leave, no list, no nothing. :mad:

[Hobbit]

Bloody Hurley, I ask him to make me a list and go off to play PES, half an hour later he says he has to leave, no list, no nothing. :mad:

He's told me to pick someone for him in case he's not in/online at half 10.

The panic is over.

[turdpower]

Hahahaha, Bellion? Or Djemba-Djemba?

[hutch]

Bellion scored last night. :D
Come on Hurley you big Gurley.
Also, I'd like to stick my neck on the line and say right now that if this game gets completed, that's a full season, I will send turdpower 5 english pounds. You can quote me on that.

[turdpower]

I want them in cash, not some rubbish paypal or cheque.

[Canuck]

Giggs and Cafu

[hutch]

I want them in cash, not some rubbish paypal or cheque.

I will send 5 pound coins in an envelope if you complete this game. I might even be a bit outrageous and send 2 £2 pound coins and a £1 coin.

[turdpower]

Ozanne can do his two picks when he comes back.

Seanny one ball...

[DavidUK]

What's with this skipping people, man.

Except Sean, that was just to make life easier for myself. Other than that, stop it.

[turdpower]

Fine, no skipping. :(

But knowing Ozanne, he wouldn't have wanted either Cafu or Giggs :shifty:

And Hurley isn't around much.

[DavidUK]

Right, forget Seanny. Let's move on...

[Seanny One Ball]

Djibril Cisse

[Sean]

hutch up next.

[hutch]

Rino Gattuso

[Sean]

Friday is up.

[Sean]

Come on Friday, I see you online!

[Friday]

Buffon.

[Sean]

Dédé

[Seanny One Ball]

Teddy Sheringham

[Sean]

Not your pick m8.

[turdpower]

Lads, if you aren't going to be around much leave me a list so drafting can be quicker.

[Ozanne]

Ashley Cole
Frank Lampard

[turdpower]

Come on DavidUK you spastic.

[Seanny One Ball]

Not your pick m8.


Charles N'Zogbia
Clinton Morrison

[Beefy]

Come on guys, I want my go tonight, dammit.

[turdpower]

It's DavidUK's fault.

[Sean]

DavidUK bastard, I wanted 2 picks tonight.

Skip him.

[DavidUK]

Fuck sake, wankers.

Pires.

[Hobbit]

Pablo Aimar.

[Beefy]

C'mon turd

I want to make my pick before I go to bed :(

[DavidUK]

ahahahaa, nice edit there Beefy.

[Beefy]

:shifty:

[turdpower]

I'll take Mr ZZ top.

Zidane.

[turdpower]

Oh and Beefy, you'll be having two picks before bed :)

[turdpower]

Beefy, you've been sat in this thread for 10 minutes, hurry the fuck up.

[Beefy]

Alright, calm down....

[turdpower]

:grumpy:

Just make two picks aswell, Slare has supplied a list.

[Beefy]

Xavi (Barcelona)

[Beefy]

Ok, second pick will be Dida of Milan.

[turdpower]

Slare picks Viera and Roberto Carlos

Beefy, your pick. :)

EDIT: :yes:

[turdpower]

I'll take Jorge Andrade.

[turdpower]

Matt...

[Hobbit]

Rio Ferdinand.

[turdpower]

DavidUK picks Roy Keane.

[Hobbit]

DavidUK picks his nose.

[DavidUK]

Yes, yes he fucking does.

And Matt, that was a great pick. :yes:

EDIT: Not my nose. :mad:

[Sean]

Fernando Torres

[Hobbit]

Yes, yes he fucking does.

And Matt, that was a great pick. :yes:

EDIT: Not my nose. :mad:

ahahahahaha

[DavidUK]

hmmm

Oi, someone find out what's he's up to.

[turdpower]

Oi, someone find out what's he's up to.

I found out.

[DavidUK]

Good.

Sack him.

[Hobbit]

Disgraceful.

[turdpower]

Friday, your pick mate.

[Friday]

Robinho.

[turdpower]

Hutch is next, probably in bed though.

[hutch]

Damien Duff

[Sean]

ONE BALL!

[Seanny One Ball]

Raul

edit: Beefy picked him :cry:

Lemme think then :chin:

Vieri

[Sean]

Ozanne or JHurley

[turdpower]

Jhurley takes: Juninho and Van Der Sar.

[Sean]

ONE BALL?

[turdpower]

Ozanne picked Carragher before hand.

[turdpower]

And it's Ozannes next pick now, he's just deciding.

[turdpower]

Ozanne takes Inzaghi.

[turdpower]

Seanny One Ball... your pick.

[Sean]

Ozanne takes Inzaghi.

[Ozanne]

Least i got Owen :heart:

[Seanny One Ball]

Frey, the French bastard keeper

[Hobbit]

Frey, the French bastard keeper

WANKER.

[turdpower]

Ozanne takes Inzaghi.

:wtf:

Anyway, hutch, hurry up.

[Hobbit]

Come on cuntybollocks, pick pick pick.

[hutch]

Sol Campbell

[Friday]

Ricardo Carvalho

[turdpower]

Come on Sean you cunt.

[Sean]

Xabi Alonso

[turdpower]

DavidUK takes Cassilas.

[Hobbit]

Carlos Tevez.

[turdpower]

Baraja :cool:

[turdpower]

Beefy picks Andrea Pirlo and Fabrizio Miccoli

Slare picks Luis Figo and Kenny Miller :blah:

[turdpower]

Jaap Stam for me.

[Hobbit]

Beefy you're a cunt :irked: I wanted Pirlo.

ahahahaha Kenny Miller. Good pick that.

[Hobbit]

Carlo Cudicini.

[turdpower]

DavidUK takes Emerson.

[Sean]

Bastian Schweinsteiger

[turdpower]

Friday, you're up.

[Friday]

Ashley Cole

[turdpower]

He's been taken.

[Friday]

Luque.

[turdpower]

Come on hutch!

[DavidUK]

I told you not to use that list anymore. :irked:

No matter, at least I got a 'keeper.

[turdpower]

Those players are good though :\

Give me a new list then.

[turdpower]

Oh and guys, I'm going to start editing the league soon, and I need to know who is going to be edited as; Rangers, Celtic and Hearts, because these are the teams that will be given European Football. I was thinking of doing it based on the final table in hutch's game. Give your thoughts.

[Seanny One Ball]

I'll take any team I'm given, really don't care.

I'll hump yiz anyway

[turdpower]

Everyones reputation and statistics as regards to the clubs stature will be the same, so being the edited Celtic will be no better than being the edited Dundee.

[Seanny One Ball]

I want Falkirk then

[turdpower]

So you don't want to be in the Champions League? Does anyone want to be?

[Hobbit]

Give me someone to go in the CL then.

Don't mind which one, as it's Scottish football and most 'decent' Scottish teams are basically the same.

[Seanny One Ball]

So you don't want to be in the Champions League?


Not really, plus I actually own a couple of Falkirk tops.

[turdpower]

Right, I've decided each poster will be given a number, the order they signed up, and then I will draw 4 numbers out. The first number will be for the one and only Champions League spot, the other three numbers will be for Uefa cup spots.

[Seanny One Ball]

I want Falkirk though, claimed

[turdpower]

You wouldn't have any idea who you get in fairness. Were Falkirk even in the Premier Division last year?

[turdpower]

Celtic, Rangers, Hearts, Dunfermaline.

[DavidUK]

If you decide to let us choose, I want Rangers.

You're right in making it random though. In an ideal world none of us should be in Europe in the first season but obviously that can't happen, unless there is some way of doing so in the editor?

[turdpower]

With a full squad of 23, I think it would be easy to play a second string.

[Seanny One Ball]

You wouldn't have any idea who you get in fairness. Were Falkirk even in the Premier Division last year?


Nah.

Dinnae gie me any euro-competition

[hutch]

Gabriel Heinze. :heart:

[Seanny One Ball]

bastard

[hutch]

I don't want to be in the CL either. Sol Campbell told me he doesn't like it and Sol Campbell is my 3rd choice captain so far, so what he says goes, unless Michael Ballack or Gattuso say something different.

[Hobbit]

To be fair Hutch, Ballack and Gattuso would slap Sol about silly until he gave in and said yes to being in the CL.

[hutch]

That's true, but Gattuso and Ballack have been talking to me in foreign so I'm not listening to them. I think Rino called me a cunt in Italian yesterday, so I pulled a hair out of his beard and he ran off crying.

[Hobbit]

hahahaha

Hitler as manager :cool:

[turdpower]

European draw:

Champions League 1: 7 (Friday)
Champions League 2: 1 (Slare)

Uefa Cup 1: 4 (Hobbit)
Uefa Cup 2: 8 (hutch)

1. Slare
2. Beefy
3. turdpower
4. Hobbit
5. DavidUK
6. Sean
7. Friday
8. hutch
9. Seanny One Ball
10. Ozanne 3:16
11. Jhurley

[DavidUK]

Come on MSN for a minute turd, eh?

[Hobbit]

UEFA Cup?

:lol:

I feel dirty.

[turdpower]

One Bollock picks Camoranesi

[Seanny One Ball]

Camoranesi will eat your kids

[turdpower]

Ozanne picks Denilson

Hurley picks Riquelme and Helguera

Ozanne picks Sean Wright-Phillips

One Bollock picks Ljungberg

[turdpower]

hutch: Your pick.

[hutch]

Wesley Sneijder

[Hobbit]

Wesley Sneijder

Oh you absolute shit.

[turdpower]

Oh you ignorant Cu...

[Seanny One Ball]

Yeah, so have you got any brains or is your head just full of shit?


Fredddddddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Sean]

Come on Friday, cunto!

[turdpower]

Friday?

[Friday]

Gilardinho

I might have spelt it wrong. It's the AC Milan striker. They signed him from Parma.

[Seanny One Ball]

He's a wanker in PES

[DavidUK]

Sean next.

[Sean]

Walter Samuel

[DavidUK]

Ludovic Guily.

[turdpower]

Come on Matt.

[Seanny One Ball]

Turd, skip my next person on the list I sent you...especially if it's the person I think it is....

Blonde hair.

skip him, save him for later.

When it's my next pick obviously, just gimme the next guy on the list.

[Hobbit]

Sorry ladies, been on the bus.

Thomas Rosicky.

[hutch]

Bastardo.

[Hobbit]

:cool:

[turdpower]

I'll take Cassano.

[Sean]

Hurry it along.

[turdpower]

Beefy picks Zlatan Imbrahimovic

[hutch]

Oh fuck off Beefy you cunt. Another one off my list.