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Tha Kyd
August 14th, 2005, 7:28 PM
Have you ever had an interest in e-fedding but didn't want to participate in all that promoing to win a match? Well then you would fit right in with with the roster of RSA. All you have to do is post the following information on the thread below:

http://forums.rajah.com/showthread.php?t=104244

Wrestler's Name:
Nick Name (optional):
Gender:
Moveset from WWE Smackdown vs. RAW:
Finishers:
Disposition: (Face or Heel)

Promos are always nice for they could help improve a fued. If anyother information is necessary to be known, you may PM SLARE, StoneColdChris, or me Funazz!

Thank You people and we look forward to our new rookies!:D

Bennedy
August 15th, 2005, 3:13 AM
I like it Funazz.This is a great idea.And i'm laying out a challenge to the first two sign ups to face me and Aeida in their debut match in RSA.Old Rookies VS New Rookies.

Slare
August 15th, 2005, 4:32 AM
Good idea, we need some new blood.

Mikey_Jones
August 15th, 2005, 6:17 AM
I'm intrested in joining, can I write my details in here?

V-Line
August 15th, 2005, 7:09 AM
Yeah, if you read the top you will get your answer.
By the way great idea Funazz

viva_la_raza
August 16th, 2005, 6:47 AM
Good idea Funazz, God I can hear an echo in here lol.

Also dont forget that you will be put into a feud immidiatly and your talent will not go to waste. As we have two shows a week usually, we try to have everyone appear at least once a week.

Do you think we should post a snippit of a PPV to show people?

Bennedy
August 16th, 2005, 7:07 AM
I think Slare said there is gonna be one show on a friday from now on.Don't know for sure though.

viva_la_raza
August 16th, 2005, 7:48 AM
Oh okay thats fine.

JamieB
August 17th, 2005, 7:07 AM
The First RSA PPV is on this page:

http://forums.rajah.com/showthread.php?t=104244&page=6

JamieB
August 17th, 2005, 7:11 AM
This Is one of the matches that took place on the PPV, an I Quit match between two of RSA's Young Stars:

Match 5
I Quit
StoneColdChris vs. Nattydred
This is it. This is a match that has been building for months. Some fans cannot hold their excitement. Chris and Natty stare down for a minute…AND WE’RE OFF. Both men start exchanging punches. They try to get an edge on each other. Nattydred gets Chris in a headlock. Chris easily powers out and hit’s an atomic drop on Natty. Chris takes the padding off the turnbuckle and sends him headfirst into the steel.
Chris-How about you stop the pain and Quit NOW!
Nattydred unsurprisingly refuses and connects with a stiff right hand. Nattydred whips Chris into the other corner and then rolls Chris up into a Boston Crab. Chris screams in pain as Nattydred starts to speak.
Nattydred-This hurts doesn’t it, how about you say I Quit now or you’ll have a lot more of them!
Chris grabs the ropes but the referee is not allowed to break the hold. Eventually Chris uses to ropes to send him away. Nattydred then runs at Chris but Chris back drops him onto the outside. Chris then hit’s a vaulting body press on Nattydred on the protective mats. Chris grabs a chair from outside the ring and cracks it over Natty’s skull. Chris then starts whacking Dred’s body with the chair.
Chris-Say I Quit! Say I Quit gawd dammit.
Nattydred reaches out with his arm and low blows Chris and then whacks Chris in the back with the chair. Nattydred then grabs Chris in a headlock and Bulldogs him onto the steel ramp. Nattydred then grabs Chris…AND PEDIGREES HIM ONTO THE RAMP!!!

Nattydred screams at Chris to quit but he says No. Nattydred then starts leading Chris up the ramp and slams him headfirst into the wall next to the big screen. Nattydred tries to do this again but Chris drop toe holds him into it! Chris then grabs Natty and whips him through the door into the backstage. The two men are furiously exchanging punches. Nattydred shoves Chris onto a wall and he falls through a table. Nattydred then grabs a can that was on the table and starts battering Chris in the head with it.
Nattydred-QUIT QUIT QUIT!!!!!
Chris resolutely refuses and Natty stops hitting with it. The camera focuses on Chris and reveals that the can has opened him up. Nattydred picks up Chris and scoop slams him on the floor. Dred then hit’s a leg drop on him before opening the can and dripping them over Chris. Chris springs back into action tripping Natty into the wall. Chris then hit’s a Choke Toss on the floor. Chris leads Natty into the room and then dumps him in there. Chris then starts pummelling him with it. Chris grabs a Kendo Stick and throws it in there. Finally the cameraman catches up and gets a picture of the room. Chris and Nattydred are brawling in the parking lot!

Chris slams Nattydred onto a car and then scoop slams him on the car bonnet. Chris climbs onto the car and hit’s a firemans’s carry on the car. Chris then gets Nattydred in between his legs….AND PILEDRIVES HIM ONTO THE WINDSCREEN!!!!!! OH MY GOD! NATTYDRED NOW HAS A HUGE MASK OF BLOOD ON HIM! Chris screams at Nattyded to Quit but Nattydred just nods his head sending blood and glass flying. Chris then grabs Nattydred…AND PEDIGREES HIM ON THE CONCRETE!!!!!!! IF THIS WAS ANY OTHER MATCH CHRIS WOULD BE VICTORIOUS. Nattydred must Quit!
Chris-How was the concrete! If you don’t do that I will do 10x worse
Nattydred-Go To hell!
Nattydred is not moving, I am surprised he is not out cold. Chris grabs Nattydred’s leg…AND APPLIES A FIGURE 4 Leg Lock! Nattydred is screaming in pain. Nattydred tries in vain to escape but Chris has the hold applied to tight.
Chris-Can you hear your leg breaking! Quit!
Nattydred screams No!!!!!!!!!! Before going limp. Has Nattydred passed out! Chris releases the hold thinking Nattydred has passed out. Chris asks the referee to ring the bell as Nattydred is not moving. Suddenly Nattydred springs to life grabbing Chris’s leg but Chris just kicks him away. Chris then power bombs Nattydred on the concrete! Chris screams for Nattydred to quit again but he yet again refuses. Neither man will be the same after this match. Feeling desperate Chris goes to a nearby car and gets in it! Chris soon makes the car’s engine roar to life! Chris starts ranting:
Chris-Quit Or I will run you over! I will do it gawd dammit.
Nattydred-Fine! Do your worst!
Chris seems to double take a minute unbelieving, Chris then seems like he is going to do it when suddenly the referee pulls him out of the car. Chris thanks the referee for stopping him from committing attempted murder by Powerbombing him onto the floor! Chris has gone insane!

Suddenly Nattydred comes flying in and hit’s a clothesline on StoneColdChris. How can this man even stand! Nattydred hits Chris with mounted punches sending his blood all over Chris’s already blood covered face. Nattydred throws StoneColdChris into one of the cars and then throws him through the door. Nattydred takes Chris down with a DDT on the floor. Nattydred grabs Chris by the ear and then spotting a table Slams Chris through it. Nattydred then hit’s a Stunner on Chris and Then F-U’s him through another table!
Nattydred-Quit!!!!! Just Quit already
Chris refuses and Nattydred angrily slams Chris against the wall and starts pummelling him in the face. Nattydred finds a kendo stick and then starts whacking it over all of Chris’s body! Chris is going to be bruised in the morning! Nattydred whilst he is hitting Chris shouts Quit repeatedly at Chris! The blood loss is getting to his head. Nattydred then finally takes Chris through a door and back into the ring area! The Crowd go nuts as Nattydred throws Chris off the ramp. He then shockingly hit’s a 5 Star Frog Splash off the ramp onto Chris. The crowd chant Holy shit as Nattydred then locks in the sharpshooter! This move made Da One quit! StoneColdChris screams in pain and starts tapping furiously but that doesn’t count for anything in this match! Nattydred is again screaming Quit Quit Quit but Chris refuses! How long can Nattydred last before passing out through blood loss. That cut is like a river. Nattydred bulldogs Chris face first into the steel. Dred then whips Chris onto the apron and Nattydred comes charging in with a clothesline! Nattydred picks Chris up and throws him through the ropes with a Body Press. Nattydred steps in and starts taking the boots to Chris. Nattydred then picks up Chris and locks in a sleeper hold! Chris is so banged up he can’t fight it! Chris drops to his knees and then to the floor. A new referee slides into the ring and lifts Chris’s arm 3 times signalling Chris is out!

Nattydred screams at the referee to ring the bell. He explains the rules of an I Quit match but Nattydred doesn’t get care. Nattydred slaps Chris to try to get him back to life but he is clearly out. Dred screams at the referee again and the referee seemingly says something good to him. A wicked smile appears on his face and Dred relaxes in the corner. Suddenly Chris starts wriggling on the floor. Dred shouts No and then tries kicking him to get him down again. Chris somehow grabs Dred’s leg and pushes him to the floor. Both men stay down for well more then 10 seconds. Eventually both men unsteadily get to their feet. Chris manages to get the first punch on Nattydred sending him to the floor. Chris suddenly gets a burst of energy and starts punching and kicking the motionless Nattydred. Chris goes outside of the ring slowly and grabs a sledgehammer and a Chair. Chris starts whacking Dred’s back with the chair. Nattydred refuses to quit so Chris locks in an ankle lock. Nattydred ignores the extreme! Pain in his ankle and refuses to help. Chris then starts whacking Nattydred with the sledgehammer! Why hasn’t he quit! How can any man stand this pain! Chris then grabs the sledgehammer and then locks in the crossface with the sledgehammer in Nattydred’s mouth. Nattydred STILL WON’T QUIT. This man is superhuman! Chris has blood running from his head as he walks around in frustration! Suddenly he grabs Nattydred’s leg and locks in the ankle lock again, he then grabs the sledgehammer and does the crossface at the same time!!!!!!! NATTYDRED IS NOT QUITTING, THIS MUST BE ONE OF THE MOST PAINFUL THINGS KNOWN TO MAN YET HE ISNT QUITTING. Nattydred somehow lasts a minute before.
Nattydred-OKAY I QUIT!!!!! I QUIT!!!!!!!!!!

Chris releases the hold and immediately passes out in the ring! Nattydred does similar. EMT’s come up the ramp and load both Nattydred and StoneColdChris on stretchers to a standing ovation from the amazed crowd!
Winner
StoneColdChris

Bennedy
August 17th, 2005, 3:03 PM
I will try to get some more people Funazz

viva_la_raza
August 18th, 2005, 4:19 AM
Chris you had to put the I Quit match in didn't you, damn it!

I'll look through RWC for some great matches to put in also.

Bennedy
August 18th, 2005, 4:22 AM
Yeah i might get some as well

Bennedy
August 18th, 2005, 4:31 AM
Match 5 Timesplitter vs Slare. Fall one Submission
Timesplitter’s music hits and he makes his way to the ring. This man has been through so much in his young career, but tonight he will face his biggest challenge Slare for the ownership. Slare’s music blast through the P.A as the former Undisputed champion makes his way to the ring. Both men stare at each other circling each other. The ring bells and they both tie up.

Neither man is able to push is opponent to the floor so they break up the hold. Timesplitter runs at Slare and ducks a clothesline and hits a back drop. Timesplitter quickly climbs to the top rope and connects with a dropkick. Timesplitter whips Slare against the ropes. Slare holds the ropes as Timesplitter goes for a dropkick. Slare waits for Timesplitter to get back up before suplexing him before locking on the armbar.

Timesplitter rolls out of the armbar and hits a hurricanrana followed by a tornado DDT. Timesplitter again goes up top but this time Slare dodges a dropkick and quickly hits a German suplex. Then another. And a third! 3 German suplexes to Timesplitter. Slare lifts Timesplitter up and whips him against the ropes. Slare goes for a shoulder back toss but Timesplitter slides over Slare’s back and hits a Russian leg sweep.

Timesplitter goes for the lionsault but misses. He looks to have landed awkwardly on his elbow there. Slare takes the advantage and hits an armdrag before whipping Timesplitter into the corner. Slare wraps Timesplitter’s arm around the top rope and kicks it a few times. Timesplitter eventually pulls his arm loose and takes Slare down with a clothesline. Timesplitter locks on a leg lock, Slare is screaming in pain. Slare finally powers out of the leg lock and hits a sidewalk slam on Timesplitter.

Slare goes for and connects with a Leg drop! Slare locks on the armbar and Timesplitter has no choice but to tap out!

Winner 1st fall: Slare Time: 2:58

Fall two, Street fight.

After a quick breather both men get up for the second fall. Officials have bandaged Timesplitter’s arm up, he may have broken it! The bell rings and Slare immediately knocks Timesplitter down with a shoulder block. Slare slides out of the ring and grabs a chair. Slare throws the chair into the ring before talking trash to some fans. Timesplitter grabs the chair and smacks Slare with it. Slare falls down and crawls towards the ramp.

Timesplitter follows, chair in hand. Timesplitter hits Slare again before wrapping a cable wire around Slare’s throat. Timesplitter is choking Slare out! Timesplitter lets go off the cable wire and hits a snap suplex on Slare. Slare rolls over to a ladder and pulls himself up. Timesplitter DDT’s Slare and climbs the ladder. Timesplitter see’s Slare still not moving and hits a Five Star Frog Splash! 1…2… Slare kicked out!

Timesplitter grabs another chair but is attacked from behind by Nightmare. Nightmare hits a tombstone on Timesplitter on the steel ramp way. Draco and Captain Bob rush out and begin hammering on Nightmare with Captain Bob delivering a pedigree. Draco and Captain Bob remove Nightmare and themselves from ringside.

Timesplitter still isn’t moving after been given that tombstone. Slare is coming to and crawls over to Timesplitter. 1…2… Timesplitter got the elbow up! Slare and Timesplitter get to there feet. Slare goes for a big boot but Timesplitter ducks and hits a spinning heel kick sending Slare rolling back down the ramp to the ring. Timesplitter throws Slare into the steel steps before rolling him back into the ring.

Timesplitter is beginning to feel it and walks around the ring. Timesplitter measures Slare up but misses with a kick. Slare hits a German Suplex and goes for a Leg drop but misses. Timesplitter dropkicks Slare before hitting a Lionsault! Timesplitter hooks the leg. 1…2….3 Timesplitter wins! It’s going to go to the 3rd fall and we all know what that is……

Winner: Timesplitter: Time: 3:45

Fall three. Hell in a Cell

Both men get up and rest in the corner as the cell around them begins to lower. Slare looks around realising there is no escape. The cell reaches the floor and the bell rings. Both men are injured, they have gone through a lot but this is what matters, this will determine who will own RWC.

Slare charges at Timesplitter but Timesplitter throws Slare over the top rope. Timesplitter hits a baseball slide to Slare knocking him against the cell. Timesplitter slides out of the ring and whips Slare against the ring post. Timesplitter lifts Slare up and rams him head first into the Cell. Blood is pouring from Slare’s face as Timesplitter rolls him back into the ring.

Timesplitter goes up top but and goes for a five star but Slare rolls out of the way. Both men get to there feet and Slare whips Timesplitter into the corner. Slare hits a superplex before setting him up in the corner. Slare runs full speed at Timesplitter but hits the turnbuckle. Timesplitter rolls him up 1….2… And so close!

Slare goes for a clothesline but Timesplitter dodges and hits a hurricanrana. Timesplitter Throws Slare over the top rope, Slare battles back and hits a German suplex into the Cell. Timesplitter is dazed and stumbles towards the side. Slare charges at Timesplitter and goes for a big boot. Timesplitter ducks and Slare just booted the door down!

Timesplitter clobbers Slare in the back as they leave the cell, Timesplitter throws Slare against the cell and he bounces off onto the announcers table. Timesplitter looks at Slare, than at the cell before starting to climb. Timesplitter heaves over the top of the cell and stares down. Timesplitter leaps off but Slare rolls off! Timesplitter just went through the table! Timesplitter is motionless!

Slare is coming to and looks at Timesplitter. Slare starts to climb the cell slowly, Slare reaches the top and looks down at the motionless Timesplitter. Slare thinks about jump but opts not to and starts climbing down the cell on the other side. Timesplitter starts to move and throws a chair onto the top of the cell. Timesplitter slowly starts to climb, Slare looks on in amazement and climbs back up as well.

Slare gets to the top first and starts kicking Timesplitter’s hands. Timesplitter pulls Slare’s leg down and pulls himself up. Slare and Timesplitter trade punches on the top of the cell. Timesplitter hits a last ditch clothesline knocking both men down. It’s Dave! Mr. Hopkins’ son is running to the ring, Dave climbs the cell as Timesplitter sets Slare up for a piledriver. Dave grabs the chair and hit Timesplitter in the back, what the hell he just attacked Timesplitter!

Slare reverse the piledriver and Timesplitter crashes through the cell. Slare looks down shocked before climbing down. Slare hits a leg drop and hooks the leg. 1….2….3 It’s over! Dave just screwed Timesplitter. Why Dave? Why?

Winner: Slare Time: 6:01

viva_la_raza
August 18th, 2005, 4:46 AM
This was the culmination of a brilliant feud and it ended at the Royal Rumble.

Match 2 Stone Cold Chris vs Funazz - Tables Ladders Chair - IC TITLE MATCH

So here it is. The match that will end the disagreements betweent hese two nce and for all. Stone Cold Chris' IC title is seen hanging from a robe above the ring. Tables, Chairs and Ladders are scattered on the outside of the ring. The all too familiar music of Stone Cold Chris blasts out as the crowd erupts with anticipation. This is most likely a match, not for the faint of heart.

Stone Cold Chris makes his way down to the ring. His pyro's explode as he makes his way down to the ring. Chris climbs up the steel steps and bounces off each rope before staring up at the IC title. Stone Cold Chris pumps himself up as Funazz' music plays out to the crowd and the young, charismatic superstar makes his way down to the ring. Funazz circles the ring before climbing onto the apron and ducking through the ropes. Both men get in each others faces as the bell rings.

Stone Cold Chris doesn't wait long and immediately takes the challenger down with clothesline. Chris picks Funazz up but Funazz battles back and hits a hurricanrana sending the IC champion flying across the ring. Funazz hops up to the top rope and launches himself off. Funazz connects with the diving elbow before sliding out the ring. Funazz throws a table into the ring before grabbing a steel chair and smacking it on the ring post. Chris is back up in the ring and bounces off the ropes before diving over the top rope and landing on Funazz.

Chris is the first ot his feet and picks the young superstar up by his head before ramming him into the ringpost. Chris rolls Funazz in the ring before picking up the chair and sliding into the ring. Chris waits for Funazz to get to his feet and swings the chair wildly at funazz. Funazz blocks the chair shot and yanks the chair from Stone Cold Chris' hands before thrusting it into his gut and bringing it down on his head.

Funazz drops the chair and begins to pound on Chris' head, causing him to bleed. Funazz whips the blood onto his chest before leaving the ring and retrieving a ladder. Funazz throws the ladder into the ring and calmly climbs in and begins to set up. Chris is still in a heap on the floor, in a pile of his own blood.

Funazz sets the ladder up in the center of the ring and begins to climb as Chris starts to stir. Funazz reaches up for the title but it's just out of reach! Funazz tries to grab it again but Chris knocks the ladder over sending Funazz crashing to the mat! Chris staggers about a bit before picking up the ladder and setting it up in the corner.

Stone Cold Chris whips Funazz into the corner but Funazz reverses it and sends the champ into the steel ladder! Funazz throws the champ to the mat and slams the ladder onto the ribs of the champ before hopping onto the top rope and driving an elbow to the heart of the champion. It looks bad for Chris at the moment! Funazz picks up the champions and scores with a huge suplex before applying a chin lock.

Blood is continuing to poor from the champs face as Funazz finally realeses the hold and sets the ladder back up. Funazz grabs the chair and waits for Chris to get to his feet. Why isn't he climbing the ladder! Funazz swings at Chris but Chris ducks and sends Funazz flying over the top rope with a clothesline. Chris quickly follows and scores with a back drop onto the outside. Chris looks to the corner of the Security barrier and spies a chair.

Chris picks Funazz up and delivers a huge spinebuster before setting up the table. The champ rolls Funazz onto the table before elbowing him in the head once more. Chris climbs onto the table with Funazz and kicks him in the gut. Chris has a demonic glint in his eye.. THE PEDIGREE! CHRIS JUST PEDIGREED FUNAZZ THROUGH THE TABLE AND ALL THE WAY TO HELL!

The champ staggers to his feet, blood pouring down his face. Chris rolls into the ring and sets up the ladder. Chris slowly starts to climb the ladder. Rung by Rung. He can almost reach the title. It's almost over he's grabbing onto the title. He just has to release it and he's won it! Wait a minute Funazz bolts back into the ring and pulls the champ down to the mat! How the hell is Funazz walking!

Both men slowly get to their feet and trade blows. Funazz takes the upperhand with a neckbreaker but goes for the cover! You can't win it that way Funazz. Chris is quickly on his feet and Funazz runs straight into a huge backbreaker. Chris begins to climb the ladder once more and reaches the top but Funazz darts up the otherside. Both men trade blows at the top of the ladder! Chris loses his footing and Funazz takes this chance and scors with a huge superplex off the top of the ladder!

Funazz is the first to his feet and applies a chicken wing to Stone Cold Chris. Chris battles back and gets to his feet. Chris blocks a dropkick and knocks Funazz down with a sidewalk slam. Chris drags a chair to Funazz and picks him up with that glint in his eye once more. Chris signals for the end but out of nowhere Funazz scores with a huge DDT onto the steel chair! Funazz collapses to the floor.

Blood is now pouring constantly from both mens faces however neither is willing to give up. Funazz slowly gets to his feet and sets the ladder up once more in the center of the ring. Funazzr eacehs the title he almost has it! Funazz rabs the title with both hands and tries to pull it down but Chris throws him to the mat! Chris staggers around before picking up Funazz and deliviering a huge pedigree! Surely now it must be over!

Chris slowly climbs the ladder. The title is in his grasp! He's got it! STONE COLD CHIRS HAS WON! Stone Cold Chris standds at the top of the ladder clutching his IC title as Funazz rolls out of the ring. Funazz steadily gets to his feet and can't believe it is over. Chris stands on top of the ladder with the IC title above his head. What a match by these two superstars.


Winner: Stone Cold Chris

JamieB
August 18th, 2005, 5:36 AM
Okay don't flood the thread, Old Business/New Beginnings is enough because that is all kinds of awesomeness :cool:

Slare
August 18th, 2005, 12:04 PM
Eh, Iron man match

Slare vs. Funazz


amazingness.

JamieB
August 18th, 2005, 1:42 PM
Long maybe, but your PPV does not compare to mine "Bitch Slap to Slare"
And I did a great TLC match at one point, Slare kept falling off the ladder!

viva_la_raza
August 18th, 2005, 3:45 PM
What about the tag turmoil match at the OBNB


Long maybe, but your PPV does not compare to mine "Bitch Slap to Slare"

:rofl:

JamieB
August 18th, 2005, 3:50 PM
Natty I have to admit that it was a tremendous match but it was incredibly bloody long. And Did I see Funazz and Brilliant in the same sentance??!

Mikey_Jones
August 18th, 2005, 4:00 PM
Hey, Mikey Jones here, the new member of RSA. I won my first match and it's looking good. I'm happy and more people should be like me; Signing up for a great expierience. Also, I've not been left alone and forgotten about, I've been helped and put on shows.

StoneColdChris
August 18th, 2005, 6:45 PM
This was the greatest match of RWC with the triple threat TLC match from Retribution(Pimpmafia vs Da One and SCC vs Nattydred and Baros) going in second

The Main event
Two men…..two lives….parallel careers….one title….ONE HOUR!
Since the dawning day of RWC, the rivalry has been building….

“Slare is the first ever RWC champion!!!! He has defeated funazz in this hellacious match”

From there, they went their separate ways, but their careers were always close by.

“SLARE, YOU ARE NEXT!!”

Both had seen Intercontinental gold, both had main evented numerous times, both were huge names in the RCW world, yet they weren’t brought together…YET
“Funazz wins, Funazz has pinned Diamond Joe and is now the champion!!!!”

“Slare, I want you!!!”

Threats were made, but actions spoke louder than words.

“Funazz just cost Slare the Intercontinental Title, oh my god!”

Then, the fury had built to its peak, and it was official.

“At pain for pleasure, the main event.
Slare vs. Funazz for the world title”

“Funazz, I live that title, I breath that title, she is my wife. Funazz you are nothing but a mistress, and I will put and end to this affair!!!”

”Slare I worked my damn ass off to be where I am, and that aint going to change because of you!!!”

But that wasn’t enough for these two, no, a single fall match wasn’t enough, this feus was taken one step further, and it was time….sixty minutes to be precise .
In one our, a lot will happen, titles may change, and lives will be altered.
TWO MEN….ONE HOUR…..ONE RING….ONE TITLE!!

COMETH THE HOUR...........COMETH THE MAN[/B][/CENTER]



Slare…the challenger makes, as always, a spectacular entrance, but looks extremely focused.
He takes the mic

“Funazz, ive decided, this match…Falls count anywhere, No Disqualification!!!”

Here comes the champion now, looking just as focused as slare, but interacting with his adoring fans on the way down.
Both men are in the ring now, their eyes not leaving each other, man this is intense…and the bell rings…60minutes from now, we will have a winner.

Both men circle the ring, trying to figure one another out, waiting for a mistake , a lapse in concentration….a minute passes, and no moves have been made.
1:10 in and we have a tie-up, both men trying to get an advantage of strength, but neither succeeding. The tie-up brakes, and they both try again, this time, slare gets the upper hand by pushing funazz down…boos erupt. They tie up for a third time, and this time funazz gets the knock-down on slare…cheers this time. Both rise to their feet at the two minute mark.
Another lock-up, Slare puts funazz in a headlock, Who responds by shooting Slare to the ropes. Funazz ducks and slare leapfrogs, shoots the rope and knocos funazz down with a shoulder block. Funazz rises, shoots the ropes himself, and returns the favour to slare. Both me get up, both going off the ropes, and knock each other down with a double shoulder block. The fans applaud in appreciation.
Slare locks in a wristlock, funazz rolls out and puts one on Slare. Slare is being forced towards the canvas, but fights back up and forces Funazz back. Slare breaks it up with a knee to Funazz gut and an Irish whip to the ropes. Slare lowers his head but Funazz counters with a kick to the head and a clothesline knockdown. Funazz takes control with another whip to the corner , and some hard body strikes on Slare, the last knocking him down. Slare gets to his feet and the two men tie-up again. Both men chain wrestle for the best part of a minute with Slare getting the agvantage of a front facelock. We are past the 5 minute mark now. This is really like a game of human chess. Funazz fights out and reverses into an armbar, taking Slare down. Slare kicks funazz in the head and breaks it up. Both men are up now, and Slare signals for a test of strength. Slare motions for one, but kicks funazz in the guy and slams him hard to the canvas and locks in a rear chinlock . We enter the 7th minute as funazz breaks the hold and hits a kick to Slares gut, and hits a slam of his own. Funazz hits an elbow drop, and proceeds to stomp slare. This has escalated into a brawl now. They trade punches, knees and kicks for a few minutes as we enter the ten minute mark.
Slare hits a suplex on Funazz, followed by a backbreaker and a pin 1..2..no, funazz lifts a shoulder. Slare goes for a powerbomb, but Funazz reverses into a hurucanrana, knocking the challenger down. Funazz takes Slare by the hand and hits a springboard armdrag which he holds onto, locking in an armbar, hyperextending Slares arm. Slare gets to the ropes and breaks it up. Slare rises an knocks Funazz down with a Russian leg sweep into a leglock..which is reversed by funazz into yet another armbar. Funazz is targeting Slares arm , and slare is feeling it. Slare kicks funazz on the head to break it up and capitolises with a clothesline sending funazz down. Slare goes to the top rope, but Funazz meets him up there. Grabbing Slare by the arm and hanging from the top rope, slare eventually flips down and finds himself in an excruciating armbar. Slare is in the middle of the ring and in excruciating pain, he cant move and has no choice but to……Slare taps, Slare taps.

1-0 : Funazz: submission
Time: 14:57

Slare gets up nursing his arm, which funazz goes straight for again, but is stopped in his tracks by a kick. Slare uses his one good arm for an upperecut and an elbow drop.
Slare picks up funazz and throws him to the corner, and hits a huge stinger splash followed by a huge T-bone suplex. Funazz is down in the middle of the ring. What the hell, slare goes to the top and launches himself into the air….Frog Splash…1…2….3!

1-1: Slare: pinfall
Time 18:23

Both men take a moment to catch their breath before restarting now. They once again tie-up in the centre of the ring. Slare throws Funazz over his head, still in the tie up position. They roll and are back on their feet, still tied up. Slare forces funazz back to the corner, funazz gets his feet on the first rope, the second, and now the third. Funazz is hanging from the top rope, still tied up with Slare. Funazz flips over Slares head and lands on hes feet, taking Slare to the ground, but not letting go of his arm. Slare panics and grabs the rope breaking the hold. Funazz gets up and runs at slare, who backdrops him over the rope, but funazz lands on the apron, knees slare in the gut and hits a floatovver sunset flip as we enter the 20th minute. 1…2…slare kicks out. Slare gets to his feet, but is clotheslined to the outside by funazz. Slare is collecting himself on the outside, but funazz runs and….OH MY GOD…FUNAZZ HITS A SHOOTING STAR PRESS OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE.
Slare and funazz are both down on the outside now. Both warriors get to their feet and exchange punches with each other. Slare lifts funazz aloft and drops him across the security barricade. Slare lifts funazz and looks for a powerbomb on the floor, but funazz reverses and catapaults Slare into the steel ringpost. Busting the challenger open, funazz rolls him back into the ring and pins him..1…2..no, slare kicks out 25 minutes in. Funazz waits for Slare to get up and hits him with a sringboard hurricanrana pin…1…..2…..3!!

2-1 Funazz : Pinfall
26:11

The blood is now streaming down Slares face as he gets to his feet. Funazz goes for another huricanrana, but Slare counters by grabbing funazz in a powerbomb position and throwing him over the top rope to the outside. Slare follows funazz out and throws him hard into the steel steps as we near the 30 minute mark. Slare mounts Funazz and ravages him with a bombardement of right hands. Slare moves for the timekeepers bell and grabs a chair. He lofts it high abouve his head, but Funazz blocks it with a kick to the gut. Slare drops the chaor for the time being. Funazz hits Slares head off the post again and lays the challenger over the barricade. Funazz takes to the ring apron and..GOOD GOD, Funazz just hit a moonsault form the apron onto Slare…Funazz picks up the steel chair and lays it across Slares bad arm. He then puts Slares arm, and the chair onto the steel steps..BY GOD… Funazz just stamped on that chair, crushing Slares arm. Funazz goes to the top rope and hits another HUGE stamp on Slares arm. Funazz gets the cover 1…2….3, the pain was just too much in the arm of the Challenger.

3-1 : Funazz: Pinfall
Time: 33:51

Slare finally gets into the ring and takes funazz down with a tackle to the abdomen. Slare picks funazz up and hits him with a desperate DDT. Slare bounces off the ropes and looks for a Leg Of Society, but funazz moves and slare meets nothing but canvas. Funazz meets Slare with a devastating Dropkick to the face. Slare slowly gets to his feet and in desperation, punches Funazz in the midsection. Funazz keels over and Slare knocks him down with a devastating knee to the head. Slare picks Funazz up and whips him to the ropes. Slare meets Funazz with a huge powerslam, but he doesn’t let do, Slare lifts funazz back up and throws him over the top rope with a Last Call, Oh my god that was brutal. Slare follows him outside and looks under the ring…but for what?......what the hell, Slare has a 2x4 wrapped in barbed wire…oh no..by God, Don’t do it! Slare just smacked Funazz right between the eyes with that 2x4 and Funazz is busted up badly. Slare makes the pin…1….2…How the hell did Funazz just kick out. Slare picks Funazz up and sets him across the announce table…Funazz is out…Where the hell is Slare going? Slare makes his way back into the ring..and up to the top rope. Slare looks to the crowd and gives the a Sly smile and launches himself into the air…GOOD GOD THE CARNAGE!!!SLARE JUST HIT A FROG SPLASH FROM THE TOP ROPE TO THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!! Slare is on top of funazz 1….2…..3!!

3-2: Slare: pinfall
Time: 39:30

Neither men move for a good three minutes, which brings out the EMT’s. Both men look to be knocked out. Funazz is put on a stretcher as is Slare. About 6 medics begin rolling these two out of the arena as the clock hits 45 minutes.
Well, it looks as if this amazing match has come to an abrupt end. Im sorry about this folks, but both of these men have beat aeach other so bad, that they cant contin….wait a minute, Slare rolls off his stretcher on the stage and crawls towards Funazz. Funazz is stapped down to the stretcher, what the hell is Slare doing, he lays across funazz, who is strapped down…theres the referee…1….2….Funazz moved, Funazz moved!! Funazz lifted a shoulder and struggled from the stretcher…I guess the match is still going! These two are exchanging punches on the stage. Slare grabs Funazz and throws him against the Steel titantron. Funazz hits a desperation low-blow on Slare bringing him to his knees. Both men punch and kick their way to the ringside area. Funazz runs up the apron and attempts an asai moonsault on slare. Slare catches Funazz and hits an STD (super Neckbreaker/ Slare Take Down) On Funazz…1….2…3! Its even with just over ten minutes left!

3-3: Slare: pinfall
Time 48:13

Both warriors are spent and lying at ringside, BLOOD POURING DOWN THEIR HEADS WITH NOTHING TO SEPARATE THEM!
Slare gets up first, and with an amazing display of strength, throws FUnazz into the ring, slare follows.Both guys slowly get to their feet, Slare with a chop, Funazz replies…back, forth , back, forth, back, forth, slare takes the upper hand with an uppercut, whips Funazz to the ropes…Spinebuster! SLare goes to the ropes…The Leg Of Society , slare hits his patented legdrop. What the hell, the lights just dropped…


”THE SOCIETY WILL MEET MORE THAN A MENACE!”

What the fuck was that? Slare gets on with things and pins Funazz. 1….2….Funazz gets his foot on the rope! Slare gets up, dazed and confused and awaits Funazz getting up. Slare sets Funazz up for another STD, But funazz reverses and takes Slare down with a huricanrana. Funazz goes to the top and looks for a moonsault, but nobodys home as Slare rolls out of the way. Slare and Funazz exchange shots on the corner, and funazz takes advantage, He sets Slare on the hot rope, jumps , wraps his legs around Slares nek and looks for a frankenstiener, but Slare uses his strength, and holds Funazz on the top rope….GOOD GOD…Slare threw Funazz over his head in an alleyoop from thetop rope, to the outside….This is carnage for gods sake. Slare drops out of the ring and follows funazz. Slare throws him to the ringpost and rolls him back into the ring. Its all square with just under five minutes to go. Funazz gets up, looks for a jumping tornado DDT, Slare catches him in midair,…..HOLY SHIT..Slare reversed , in midair , into an STD. Slare rolls over for a pin …1…..2…..What the hell will it take to put funazz away, he kicks out of Slare most powerful move.
Slare is extremely frustrated now, and rolls out of the ring, bringing in Funazz title belt. Slare gets into the ring, and is fixated by the belt. Out of nowhere, Funazz jumps up and dropkicks the title against Slares face…hes got the roll-up…1……2…..Slare manages to scramble out of that rollup. Both men Slowly get to their feet, Slare gets a kick to the gut…STD on the title belt…..1…..2…..3!! Slare got it, slare takes a one fall agvantage into the last 3minutes

4-3: Slare: pinfall
Time : 57:03

Funazz knows the situation and tries to get to his feet, but Slare stomps him, and again, and again. Funazz grabs Slares leg and takes him down to the floor, and follows up with a legdrop to Slares injured arm. Slare gets to his feet, and funazz hits a victory roll..1….2….no. a rollup 1…2…no…another pin 1….2….no. Slare is being resilient, and Funazz is getting DESPERATE with two minutes left. Funazz goes to the top rope, cross body 1….2 Slare kicks out again. Funaz whips Slare into the corner, Slare reverses, and sets up funazz for the Superplex…..Funazz reverses in midair…..Crossface, Crossface, Crossface!!!!!! Funazz locks in the crossface with less than a minute left….Slare is writing in pain, Funazz has a hold of Slares injured arm, and is tearing away at it…30 seconds left… Slare is edging towards the ropes…closer…..closer….hes just about there…Funazz rolls over back into the middle of the ring…15 seconds..The blood is streaming down Slares face, can he hold on? 10……9…… Slare cant take much more…8….7…..Funazz is desperately tugging on Slares arm…..6….5….4…Slare lifts his arm, hes going to tap…3….2…1…..BUZZZZ!!!....Slare taps out, Slare taps, but for Funazz its ONE SECOND too late, one damn second. But the bottom line is, Salre is the new world champion!!!

WINNER AND NEW WORLD CHAMPION BY THE MARGIN OF 4 FALLS TO THREE: SLARE
TIME: 60 DAMN MINUTES

Good god almighty what a match, this Is undoubtedly the best match in RWC history, and definitely the Greatest night in Slares life. These two men left it all in the ring, they went 60 minutes, and when it was all over, only ONE second separated them, that was hellacious.
Slare slowly gets up and is handed the title belt, which he grabs and drops to his knees. Funazz gets up with obvious dejection on his face…He begins to make his way out of the ring, but is stopped by Slare…what the hell does he want?

“Funazz, you just took part in the most hellacious match in history. You may have lost the title, but you gained my respect…..now be a man and shake my hand!”

Funazz hesistates, but shakes the hand of the man who just defeated him. How can there not be respect between these two? Who else could go 60minutes against men of their calibur…..WHAT A MATCH…WHAT A NIGHT…SLARE LEAVES THE RING….WITH PAIN…BUT WITH PLEASURE….GOODNIGHT!

OceansMafia
August 19th, 2005, 1:15 AM
why are all the greatest matches....always have you or slare involved in them?

Bennedy
August 19th, 2005, 3:02 AM
Because they are FOS

viva_la_raza
August 19th, 2005, 3:41 AM
Well there was that match where Mafia won the title verses Pimpdaddy I think?

Slare
August 19th, 2005, 5:16 AM
The fact is, most of teh best matches are title matces and main events. And ive been in most of the title matches and main events. To be honest, if you read the iron man, and i know im going to look big-headed by saying this, but it is really good. It has phycology, it has funnazz, teh challenger, working on one body part, breaking me down, it has me the champion, grabbing a quick fall here and htere, it is a really good match/

OceansMafia
August 19th, 2005, 12:06 PM
IMHO

Top Matches in all of the feds were


RSL


The Dunc/KRob VS. OceansMafia/Benpas588


The match starts off with OceansMafia going up against now former RSL Champion, The Dunc. They start with a tie-up but Mafia knees Dunc in the gut. Dunc knocks Mafia's hands away and hooks him double arm. Dunc hits Mafia with a stiff knee to the gut, followed immediately by another one that sends Mafia flying to the ground. Dunc continues on the attack but Mafia rolls out of the way. Mafia then rolls into a wheel kick that knocks Dunc down! Dunc gets up but Mafia connects with another wheel kick! Dunc is slower get up this time so Mafia dropkicks him in the face! Mafia continues to stomp Dunc as he gets up and throws a punch his way. Dunc maneouvres behind his arm and hits him with a Full Nelson slam. Dunc lifts Mafia up and throws him to Destiny's team corner. Dunc places Mafia onto the top turnbuckle but Mafia kicks him away. Dunc runs back to him but Mafia punches him from sitting on the 'buckle. Just then, KRob turns the tide with a punch to Mafia's gut. As they weaken Mafia, Dunc climbs to the top turnbuckle and hooks Mafia for a suplex. KRob goes under Dunc's legs so that he's carrying him like a totem pole position! The two then proceed to hit a massive superplex on Mafia all the way to the ground! The Dunc tags KRob in and KRob puts a sleeper hold Mafia, wearing him down. As Mafia starts to come back, KRob shuts down any hope with a back suplex. KRob then rolls Mafia up quickly with an Oklohoma roll pin: one - two - broken up by Benpas. Benpas not only pulls KRob off of Mafia, but he hooks him and hits him with a sit down TigerBomb, planting KRob awkwardly on his head! Mafia takes advantage and hits a bulldog faceplant on KRob. Mafia stomps on KRob and then goes to pick him up but KRob hits a desperate leg sweep on him, taking him down. Mafia quickly goes back to him, but KRob hits another leg sweep. Mafia comes back though and hits a Sleeper hold drop on KRob. KRob rolls over and tags in The Dunc. The Dunc immediately clotheslines Mafia down and then drags him near the corner. Dunc wastes no time in climbing to the top turnbuckle and diving onto his opponent with a Shooting Star Press! The referee counts the fall: one - two - broken up by Benpas! Benpas takes Dunc up and knocks him down with a back elbow. Dunc crawls to his corner and tags in KRob. KRob goes after OceansMafia and plants him with a reverse DDT. Benpas is still in the ring and attacks Dunc with a forward russian leg sweep. OceansMafia delays KRob with a quick snapmare but is too hurt to follow up. KRob attempts to take advantage of the situation but Benpas interferes again and elbows KRob in the gut! KRob fights back and knees Benpas but Mafia grabs him from behind and back suplexes him. Mafia pins KRob! One - two - kickout! KRob fights back with strikes and whips Mafia to the corner. Mafia has been in the ring the entire match and can't take much more. KRob measures him up and takes a run at him...Mafia sticks an elbow out and knocks KRob silly! Mafia then dives to his corner and tags Benpas. KRob attempts to grapple Benpas but takes a boot in the stomach! Benpas follows up with a quick Tiger Bomb out of nowhere! That's the second one in the match and Benpas is the fresh man! One - two - three! The Clash have defeated Destiny and are the first ever Tag Team Champions in Rajah Simulation history! In what has turned out to be the worst week in Destiny's combined career, The Clash has emerged victorious!



RESULT: Benpas/OceansMafia def. KRob/The Dunc
TIME: 04:34
STIPULATION EFFECT: Benpas/OceansMafia are the RSL Tag Team Champions!

Why was this picked? Krob and Dunc were the most dominated Team in RSL...and having Mafia and Benpass beat them....well that was just crazy



KRob (w/The Dunc) VS. OpportunityKnocks
RAJAH SIMULATION WRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIP

As Destiny attend to their wounds from last match, Opportunityknocks wastes no time, sprinting to the ring! OK hooks KRob and hits him with a belly to belly slam. KRob smacks OK away and then whips him to the corner. KRob runs to his challenger but OK puts his foot out, feeding KRob a boot in the mush. Out of nowhere, KRob pulls OK in a small cradle pin! One - two - kickout! OK stands but KRob takes him down with a russian leg sweep. OK fights back with punches to the gut but KRob elbows him off. KRob then hooks OK around the neck and hits him with an inverted headlock backbreaker. OK gets up again and fires away with strikes on KRob before clotheslining him down. The Dunc interferes from the outside and hits OK with a stun gun over the ropes. KRob takes the oppportunity to catch OK in a roll-up pin: one - two - kickout! OK gets back on the offensive side and levels KRob with a suplex lift into a slam. OK climbs to the top rope. As KRob makes it to his feet, OK dives from the top and spears KRob into the mat! He pins him! One - two - kickout! Both competitors get to their feet and trade punches back and forth. KRob then hits a neckbreaker on OK. KRob whips OK to the ropes and knocks him down with a dropkick. KRob lifts OK up for a suplex but OK lands on his feet. KRob turns around and the challenger catches him with a belly to belly slam. OK hooks KRob by the arm and pulls him in for some shoulder thrusts, knocking him down. OK lifts KRob up and hits him with a big whiplash Spinebuster. OK then whips KRob to the ropes. OK squats down, preparing for a Gore that could take him directly to the RSW Championship! OK charges but KRob leapfrogs him! OK collides with the referee and nearly kills him with a full-power Gore! With the referee down, The Dunc immediately enters the ring and starts stomping on OK. KRob joins in as the duo illegally stomp a mudhole in the challenger! The Dunc holds OK in a full nelson as KRob takes free punches on the helpless opponent! The Dunc is going to screw OK out of the title and he's going to screw TripleB out of a career right here! KRob then boots OK in the groin and takes him down with an RKO!
Suddenly- TripleB runs down the ramp with a chair in hand! The Dunc tries to block the interferer but TripleB jabs him in the gut with the chair! TripleB then follows up with a shot to the head! TripleB has taken it into his own hands to defend his career here! The Dunc is down and OK is down! KRob punches TripleB in the face and TripleB punches him back. KRob punches him again but Trips goes punch for punch with him. TripleB then grabs him by the throat! He lifts him into the air and brings him to the mat with a chokeslam! Toysailor runs down to the ring and jumps up on the apron but TripleB picks up the chair again and smashes it into his head! KRob starts to make it to his feet in a daze as TripleB taunts him. KRob slowly turns around...and TripleB bitch slaps him! KRob goes down! TripleB sees the referee coming to and flees from the ring!
KRob is down! OK is down! The referee is up! OK is starting to show signs of life! He crawls over to his opponent! OK throws an arm over KRob! The referee kneels down for the count: One . . . Two . . . Three! Opportunityknocks has done what no one else could! Opportunityknocks has defeated KRob and is the new Rajah Simulation Wrestling Champion! OK takes his newly presented title in hand and celebrates on the ring ropes! Destiny's plan backfired tonight and OK has received all the benefits!



RESULT: Opportunityknocks def. KRob via pinfall
TIME: 07:18
STIPULATION EFFECT: Opportunityknocks is the NEW Rajah Sim Wrestling Champion!

Why was this picked? OK was the underdog in this match, and Being outnumbered by Destiny...well thats just saying something


PimpDaddy/OceansMafia vs. SLARE/FaSho vs. Marijuana/OK
THE CLASH VS. DESTINY VS. THE FOUNDATION
TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
TRIPLE THREAT LADDER MATCH
This match has much importance going into tonight’s event.

Not only will this be the very first time in Rajah Simulation League history when Three Teams have fought each other in the same match, but it will also be a Ladder match and for the Tag Team Championships.

In this match, the three dominating factions of RSL will collide for the first time.
The team of the Clash; PimpDaddy and OceansMafia.
Representing Destiny; SLARE and FaSho.
Representing The Foundation; OK and Marijuana.

There is a reason matches like this don’t happen every week in RSL.
The shear brutality of this match will ensure that none of these men leave the match in the same condition they entered it in.
A match like this can often shave years off of a wrestler’s career.

But they do it all… for the Tag Team Championship.

The three different teams enter the ring and stand in different corners, awaiting the opening bell. There are no tags to be made in this match, all six men will be legal in the ring at all times. There are no disqualifications in this match, all weapons are conveniently on display for use. The only way this match will end is when a member of one team grabs the Tag Team Belts dangling above the ring and pulls them to the ground.
The opening bell rings.
Slare kicks down OceansMafia and scoop slams PimpDaddy. The team of the Foundation look on as Fasho stomps on PimpDaddy. Marijuana leaves the ring and wastes no time bringing the Ladder into play! As Marijuana enters the ring, he is ambushed by Fasho, and the two begin trading strikes. Meanwhile, OK strikes down OceansMafia while PimpDaddy wrestles with Slare.

Fasho hooks onto Marijuana by a short arm and slams him with two clotheslines in a row. OK sets up the ladder in the middle of the ring, but Mafia attacks him before he can climb it. OK turns to Mafia and strikes him, trying to weaken him and continue climbing the ladder. Slare continues fighting with PimpDaddy and gets the upper hand on him; nailing a sit-down Chokeslam on him! Slare then throws a dropkick, knocking both PimpDaddy and Marijuana down. Mafia continues fighting with OK, as he downs him with a back suplex. PimpDaddy then helps his partner out, and drops OK with a back suplex of his own. Marijuana is fighting with Fasho against the ropes. Fasho manages to scoop Marijuana by the leg and dump him over the top rope and to the outside. Fasho takes advantage of the away opponent and attempts to climb the ladder. PimpDaddy sees this immediately, and pushes the ladder over! Fasho falls off of the ladder and right to the outside of the ring, along with Marijuana!

In the ring, Slare hits PimpDaddy with a double arm face crusher and OK knocks down Mafia. OK then grabs Slare and hits him with a Pump Handle slam. OK begins to climb the ladder, as the only man in the ring. Just then, Fasho returns to the ring and climbs up the other side of the ladder. OK and Fasho trade punches on top of the ladder, trading to gain a crucial edge here. Before the two can finish their punching match, PimpDaddy intervenes; pushing over the ladder and sending both crashing to the mat below!

PimpDaddy climbs up the ladder and leaps up, grabbing onto the Title belts! PimpDaddy is half way there, and just has to pull the belts down now! Fasho, up again, jumps into the air and pulls PimpDaddy down from his legs. PimpDaddy lands harshly on the mat. Mafia continues to work over OK, hitting him with two suplexes in a row. Fasho leaves the ring and brings a chair back with him. Fasho takes a shot onto PimpDaddy’s back as he’s grounded! PimpDaddy rolls to his feet and tries to boot the chair out of Fasho’s hands. Fasho shakes the attack off and stabs him in the gut with the chair! Fasho follows up with a vicious DDT- headfirst into the chair! As Mafia and OK continue trading wrestling moves, like wise with Slare and Marijuana, PimpDaddy rolls out of the ring and gets a chair of his own. Fasho spots Pimp on it though, and runs at him, cracking him in the head with the weapon. Slare hits a spinning rack pancake to Marijuana while OK pounds on Mafia’s face while he’s grounded. Mafia gets away and picks up the chair. Mafia takes a swing and nails Marijuana with a clear shot in the head! OK attacks Mafia after wards, making the save for his partner, and takes him out with a suplex. As OK has the enemy distracted, Marijuana tries to climb the Ladder. Marijuana made a mistake though, as Fasho snuck up on him and pushed the ladder over- knocking Marijuana right out of the ring again!

OK takes the ladder in hand and hits Slare in the back twice, knocking him down before setting it up for climb. Meanwhile, PimpDaddy a measure of revenge on Fasho by hitting a DDT to him right on to a chair! Slare takes a chair in hand and takes shots at OK, weakening him. OK fights the pain and yanks the chair out of Slare’s hands. OK hits Slare in the gut with the chair and follows through with a straight shot to the head! Marijuana, back in the ring now, pounds on Mafia with punches to the gut and then drops him with a neckbreaker. PimpDaddy drops his continual enemy Fasho with a big full nelson slam. PimpDaddy then climbs to the top ropes… and comes crashing down with a Swanton Bomb! PimpDaddy connects- smashing right across the stomach of his opponent.

OceansMafia positions the ladder on the ground and hits OK with a snapmare- throwing him on to it. Mafia then scoops him up and slams him over it viciously! Marijuana takes the chair and cracks PimpDaddy over the skull with it. OK throws Fasho to the corner and hits him with a running shoulder block. As Fasho is lowered in the corner, OK pounds on him ruthlessly with fast punches to the head. PimpDaddy nails Marijuana with a shoulder breaker. OK lifts Mafia over his shoulder and slams him to the ground with a big Spinebuster. Slare locks Marijuana in the Ankle Lock; punishing the opponent! Though a submission is redundant here, Marijuana won’t be able to climb a ladder with an injured ankle! Meanwhile, capitalizing on the spinebuster, OK climbs the ladder and leaps for the belts! As OK attempts to pull down the dangling titles, PimpDaddy jumps up and pulls him down, bringing him roughly to the mat.

Mafia then climbs the ladder and spots Slare. Mafia takes a high risk move- leaping from the top of the ladder with a Missile Drop Kick! Slare just sees Mafia and dives out of the way! After jumping from the top of a ladder inside the ring, Mafia crashes onto the outside of the ring brutally and is completely knocked out! PimpDaddy then grabs the relieved Slare and scoop slams him over the ladder. Slare gets up again and strikes PimpDaddy down. Slare sets up the ladder to climb but OK clotheslines him down. OK climbs the ladder and leaps for the belts, snatching on to them! Fasho attempts to interfere, but Marijuana grabs him by the throat and choke slams him! Just as things look to be going to Foundation’s way, PimpDaddy leaps onto OK and pulls him down again! OK falls from above the ring and collides with the unforgiving mat; landing awkwardly on his neck and shoulders! OK is knocked out. Marijuana attempts to climb the ladder but Slare grabs him from behind and hits him with a german suplex.

After several shots to him with a chair, OceansMafia hoists Fasho over his shoulders and drills him to the mat with an F-Five! Slare attempts to help his partner out but Marijuana intercepts him and DDTs him on a chair! PimpDaddy then takes the chair and nails OK with a shot to the head! OK soon finds himself in familiar territory as PimpDaddy lifts him into the air and connects with the Last Ride! At the same time, FaSho kicks OceansMafia in the stomach and nails him with the Sit down Powerbomb! Marijuana charges Slare and takes him out with a running jumping knee to the face. Mafia gets up again and crushes Fasho with a double arm backbreaker, knocking him out. Mafia takes a moment to clear the cobwebs out of his head, every man in this match has taken an un-real amount of punishment.

PimpDaddy whips OK to the ropes. OK bounces back and Pimp is ready with a big boot to the face! OK takes the shot and is immediately busted open; bleeding all over! Marijuana continues the attack on Slare and takes him out with a chair shot to the head. OceansMafia takes advantage of the multiple distractions and attempts to climb the ladder and pull the belts down. Marijuana sees this and climbs up the other side. As Marijuana gets to the top, Mafia punches him in the face, trying to knock him off. The two trade several more punches within a matter of seconds until PimpDaddy uses a now trademark move of his- pushing over the ladder while someone’s at the top! PimpDaddy’s partner Mafia falls back onto the ring mat. The same cannot be said for Marijuana who falls right out of the ring for what is at least the third time in this match! PimpDaddy then tries to climb the ladder himself, but Slare has the same idea. As it’s PimpDaddy and Slare at the top of the ladder, FaSho pushes it over and sends them both painfully onto the outside of the ring!

As everyone eventually makes it back into the ring, OK hits Fasho with a belly suplex that sends him into a different dimension. Slare hits Marijuana with a body slam. PimpDaddy clutches the ladder as a weapon but OK charges him and knocks him down with a running shoulder block. Amidst the chaos, Slare tries to climb the ladder but is quickly pushes off by OK and takes a brutal bump into the mat, as usual! OK goes back to Slare as he’s grounded and hits him with punches to the face. Marijuana picks up the chair. Marijuana lifts the chair into the air for an attack on PimpDaddy but PimpDaddy desperately saves himself with an uppercut to the groin! PimpDaddy then takes the chair from Marijuana’s hands and smashes him in the head; drawing blood from his face! At the same time, OK whirls Slare away with a Testdrive that should take him out of commission for a while. Fasho fights with Mafia and strikes him right out of the ring. Fasho then picks up Marijuana and crushes him with a triple rib breaker. Slare attempts to climb the ladder but Mafia pushes it over and sends him, once again, brutally to the outside of the ring! How much can a body take ?!

OceansMafia throws Fasho over his shoulders and hits him with a second F-Five in this match! Slare, back in the ring now, hits a triple suplex on PimpDaddy. The bloodied OK attempts to climb the ladder, but Slare pushes it over and OK falls to the outside of the ring! As several competitors are knocked out, Slare climbs the ladder and jumps for the belts! Slare grabs on to the ring and attempts to pull them down once and for all! OceansMafia has different ideas- he climbs the ladder and jumps off with a diving elbow, colliding awkwardly with Slare in mid-air and bringing them both painfully to the mat! Marijuana attempts to climb the ladder but Mafia makes the save and pushes it over. Mafia, after taking out what must have been half the competition, takes a climb of his own and jumps for the belts! Mafia hangs on to them in mid-air, hoping to pull them down and retain the championships for his team! OK runs back into the ring and jumps on Mafia, pulling him down in the process.

Marijuana takes the chair again and stabs Fasho in the gut with it, sending him to the ground with pain. Meanwhile, OK and PimpDaddy participate in an all-out slugfest, with each man taking his share of knock downs. OceansMafia hooks Slare by the arm and manoeuvres into a hurricarana, throwing him across the ring. Marijuana lifts Fasho over his shoulder and drops him with a Tombstone Piledriver! OceansMafia climbs the ladder and jumps for the belts, but Slare jumps on him and pulls him down, with Mafia taking another bump into the unforgiving mat. Else where, PimpDaddy has gotten a hold of the chair and repeatedly pounds on OK as he’s laying on the ground. OK eventually gets up, bloody face and all, and clotheslines PimpDaddy down. OK strikes PimpDaddy against the ropes and drops a leg over the back of his head as he’s tangled in the ropes. OceansMafia hits a wheel kick, colliding into the face of Slare and busted him open. OK dives off the top rope with an elbow drop, connecting onto PimpDaddy’s stomach but also knocking down the standing Mafia. OK then runs at Mafia as he’s back to his feet and nails him with the Gore! Slare grabs OK and drops him with a DDT on the chair! Slare then drops Mafia with a back suplex and begins to climb the ladder. Slare snatches on to the belts! But PimpDaddy knocks him off with a diving elbow off the ladder and in to his back! Marijuana leaves the ring and brings in a TABLE! As if we haven’t seen enough carnage already!

PimpDaddy grabs Slare from behind and drills him with a pump handle slam, knocking him out. PimpDaddy then grabs OK and slams him over the ground-positioned ladder. Fasho is continually fighting with Marijuana and gets the better of him here as he drops him with a DDT on the chair. Fasho tries to lift Marijuana up but is pushed away. Marijuana capitalizes with a running knee to the face, drawing blood from Fasho and knocking him out cold! Marijuana picks up the ladder. Marijuana climbs the ladder but OceansMafia pushes him down. PimpDaddy then big boots Marijuana in the face. Slare locks in the ankle lock to OceansMafia and tortures him severely and only letting go when he feels like it! Slare grabs the ladder out of Marijuana’s hands and scoop slams him over it. As OK and Fasho reverse holds, trying to get the best of each other, Mafia sneaks up behind Mafia and drops him with a forward leg sweep, face first into the mat. OK picks up the chair once again and takes a straight shot onto PimpDaddy’s face, causing him to bleed now! Fasho grabs OK and crushes him with a triple rib breaker over the knee. OceansMafia sets up the ladder and tries to climb it quickly for a surprise victory. Marijuana climbs up the other side but Mafia is quick to punch him and knock him off. However, Fasho grabs Mafia from behind and throws him right off the ladder as well. PimpDaddy slams Slare with a tilt-a-whirl slam. Marijuana jumps on PimpDaddy, taking him to the ground and choking him. OceansMafia tries to climb the ladder for the countless time in this match but is knocked off again. As the match passes the 15 minute mark, it is now officially the longest match in current RSL history.

Marijuana grabs Slare by the throat and choke slams him! OceansMafia catches Marijuana off guard following the move and wheel kicks, knocking him out! As OceansMafia attempts to climb the ladder, OK is taking care of his partner, PimpDaddy, and connecting with a Testdrive! Mafia doesn’t manage to grab the belts in time and OK pushes him off the ladder and to the ground. OK then follows up with a back suplex to make sure he stays down. As OK holds on to the ladder, FaSho attacks him and pulls it out of his hands. Meanwhile, OceansMafia, who is back up now, hits an F-Five on to Slare! Marijuana charges OceansMafia and crushes his face with a jumping knee, busting him open! Every participant in this match is bleeding! At the other side of the ring, Fasho takes hold of a chair and takes down PimpDaddy with a shot in the head. PimpDaddy gets back to his feet, but the ruthless Fasho hits him with another straight shot, knocking him out cold! OK plants Slare with a brutal DDT, head-first into the mat. Fasho then hits Marijuana with a DDT on a chair! PimpDaddy then grabs Fasho and pulls him under his legs. PimpDaddy lifts Fasho into the air for the deadliest move in RSL and nails the Last Ride on him! Slare tries to climb the ladder while everyone’s distracted but OceansMafia pushes over the ladder- tossing him to the outside of the ring! In the ring, PimpDaddy lifts up OK and nails him with a big spinebuster. Slare capitalizes on the position and tortures OK with the ankle lock! Marijuana knocks down PimpDaddy from behind and pounds on his face with mounted punches.

As PimpDaddy gets back to his feet, he lifts Slare up and throws him back-first on to the grounded ladder. Slare is motionless! OK grabs a chair but Fasho, who is behind him, jumps off the top ropes and kicks him in the back of the head- knocking him out! OceansMafia tortures Fasho in the double leg crab simultaneously as Marijuana punishes PimpDaddy in the Indian Death lock. Slare lifts OceansMafia up to the top turnbuckle and throws him crashing to the ring with a top rope front suplex. Slare limps back to his feet. Slare manages to set up the ladder though and leaps for the belts! Marijuana and PimpDaddy try to stop him as they climb the ladder to catch him, but Slare’s partner Fasho pushes the ladder over and takes them both out of the picture! Destiny could do it here! At the last minute- OK jumps on to Slare and pulls him back to the ring empty-handed!

Marijuana takes the chair in hand and cracks Slare over the head with it. Fasho hits the sit-down powerbomb on PimpDaddy! Marijuana lifts Slare up and takes him down again with a Choke Slam! OK drops Mafia with a rough DDT on the mat. As Fasho jumps for the belts and OK pulls him down, the match passes the 20 minute mark. As all competitors are down- Slare jumps up and grabs the belts! OK stumbles to his feet in time though and desperately makes the save! As Mafia comes to his feet, OK strikes upon him. Mafia fights back with elbows to the face and takes down OK with a snapmare and dropkick. Mafia then lifts OK up and drills him with the Jacknife Powerbomb! At the same time, Slare hits three suplexes in a row on PimpDaddy and Fasho knocks out Marijuana. Mafia tries to climb the ladder but Fasho pulls him down. OK then grabs Fasho and hits him with a pump handle slam. PimpDaddy attacks Marijuana and strikes him out of the ring. OK runs across the ring and takes out PimpDaddy with a GORE! Slare hit the tombstone piledriver on Marijuana as OK climbs the ladder. As OK holds onto the title belts, Mafia grabs him and pulls him back down. Both men take damage on the fall down and Destiny capitalize immediately with Slare locking the ankle lock on OK and Fasho hitting the Jackhammer slam on OceansMafia. Slare then downs Marijuana with a german suplex. OceansMafia strikes back with a wheel kick that knocks down Slare. He then dropkicks Fasho down. OceansMafia then turns around and Marijuana grabs him by the throat! Marijuana lifts Mafia into the air and chokeslams him! PimpDaddy then comes back and boots Marijuana in the stomach, setting him up for the last right. As PimpDaddy has Marijuana between his legs, OK jumps over Marijuana’s back and connects with the GORE on PimpDaddy! All the competition is taken down as the Foundation is standing! The two set up the ladder and weakly climb up on either side. The only thing that can stop them now is their previous injuries. They both reach for the belts… and pull them down! The Foundation wins the Tag Team Championship in the most brutal match in Rajah Simulation League History!
Six men are bloodied and beaten but only two of them are winners!
The Tag Team Championship has never meant more then it does now- as OK and Marijuana celebrate up the ramp way holding their titles high!
TripleB and Dazz, the other Foundation members who won their matches tonight, come out through the curtain to personally congratulate their team mates on the big win.
The Foundation has dominated the show tonight with three wins and no losses!
The Foundation has sent a message to all opposing them in the Rajah Simulation League that they are the real deal!


RESULT: Opportunityknocks/Marijuana def. OceansMafia/PimpDaddy, SLARE/FaSho
TIME: 23:27
STIPULATION AFFECT: Opportunityknocks/Marijuana are the NEW Tag Team Champions!

Why was this picked? It was just a badass match


SLARE vs. Jam-Bomb
As the ring bell tolls, Jam-Bomb immediately knocks the Destiny member on his back with a big boot to the face. Jam-Bomb lifts up Slare but Slare punches him against the ropes. Slare presses his knee over Jam-Bomb head as he’s leaning over the second rope; choking him out. Slare then punches JB in the head as he gets back up and hits him with a gut-wrench takedown. Slare goes for a leg lock but Jam-Bomb pushes him away from his feet. Jam-Bomb fires away on Slare with punches and hits him down. Jam-Bomb then hooks Slare in a double leg Boston crab to torture him. Slare escapes and knees Jam-Bomb in the gut. Slare then attacks his opponent with punching strikes and clotheslines him down. Jam-Bomb gets up and runs at Slare but Slare knocks him back with a shoulder block.

Slare elbows Jam-Bomb in the gut and fights him down with back elbows to the face and punches to the gut. Jam-Bomb hits Slare away and attempts a standing clothesline but Slare dodges it. Slare punches Jam-Bomb but Jam-Bamb reverses the pressure again with a knee to the stomach. Jam-Bomb then gets behind Slare and knocks him down with elbows to the back. Jam-Bomb punches Slare in the stomach and then drops him into the mat with a spike DDT! Jam-Bomb climbs the top ropes to high risk territory. Jam-Bomb dives off the ropes for a Shooting Star Press! Slare gets his knees up and Jam-Bomb takes a very rough landing! Slare then climbs to the top ropes and dives off, taking his opponent down with a missile dropkick. Slare then hits a hammerlock back suplex on him.

Slare takes Jam-Bomb by the leg and works him into the single leg crab! A time-tested very painful move here in RSL! Jam-Bomb fights back the pain though and breaks the hold, continuing the match. Slare lifts Jam-Bomb up but his hands are swatted away. Slare punches Jam-Bomb but to no effect! Jam-Bomb grabs Slare’s arm and twists it. Slare then knees Jam-Bomb in the gut, breaking his grip. Jam-Bomb returns the favour with a knee of his own and locks in a shoulder claw on Slare. Jam-Bomb lifts up Slare from behind but Slare reverses the move into a hammerlock. Jam-Bomb turns around and elbows him in the face, then whips him into the corner. Jam-Bomb lifts Slare up to the top turnbuckle. Jam-Bomb then walks out onto the apron and grabs him by the throat! This is the same thing we saw Jam-Bomb do to Timesplitter which lead him to victory! Jam-Bomb throws Slare from the top turnbuckle all the way to the outside ground with a Chokeslam from hell!

Jam-Bomb rolls Slare back into the ring and goes for a pin cover: one – two – kickout! Slare somehow kicks out of the devastating slam. As Jam-Bomb lifts up his opponent to continue the attack, Slare rakes his eyes. Slare then hooks him from behind and downs him with another hammerlock back suplex. Jam-Bomb fights back and knocks down Slare with punches. Jam-Bomb then hits him with an elbow drop to the chest as he’s on the ground. Slare gets back to his feet and dropkicks Jam-Bomb down. Jam-Bomb gets up but Slare works him down with punches and then dropkicks him into the ropes. Slare chokes Jam-Bomb using the ropes he’s leaning against. Slare then lifts Jam-Bomb up and scoops him over his shoulder. Slare positions him correctly and plants him with a Tombstone Piledriver! Slare lifts him up from behind and hooks him with a back gut-wrench. Slare lifts him off his feet and German suplexes him. Slare repeats with another two suplexes in a row, completing the ever-deadly triple German suplex combination! As Jam-Bomb lies on his back after the vicious series of moves, Slare capitalizes- going for the Ankle Lock! Slare twists the ankle brutally as he tries to make his opponent tap out. Jam-Bomb fights back and tries to resist submitting to this dangerous hold. Jam-Bomb fights it and fights it and he escapes!

Jam-Bomb gets back up and elbows Slare in the face. Jam-Bomb then knees him in the gut. Slare blocks a punch and hits JB back. Slare then hooks him in a double arm and hits him with a big double arm face-crusher! Slare goes for a back suplex to follow up but Jam-Bomb flips off his back and lands on his feet. Slare punches Jam-Bomb into the ropes and takes a run at him but Jam-Bomb dumps him over the top rope with a back body drop. As Jam-Bomb follows Slare to the outside, Slare runs and clotheslines him in the side of the head. Slare then rolls him back into the ring and follows. Slare rakes Jam-Bomb’s eyes and then German suplexes him hard into the mat! Slare then raises his arm and poses to the crowd and making fun of his opponent. Jam-Bomb gets up but Slare dropkicks him down. Jam-Bomb gets up again but Slare immediately charges him and hits him down with a running shoulder block. Slare climbs to the top rope and dives off with a big elbow drop that connects painfully into the chest of Jam-Bomb! Slare is dominating this part of the match! Slare lifts Jam-Bomb up and knees him in the stomach. Slare whips Jam-Bomb to the corner but Jam-Bomb reverses and throws Slare headfirst into the turnbuckle pad. As Slare falls down Jam-Bomb climbs to the top rope. Jam-Bomb flips off, aiming to Slare with a diving Moonsault! Slare gets his knees up resulting in another painful landing on Jam-Bomb’s part!

Jam-Bomb gets up and throws Slare in the corner. Jam-Bomb beats on Slare with several forearm striking attacks and pounds on his head with fast punches as he leans against the corner. Jam-Bomb then takes him down with a reverse DDT. Jam-Bomb then climbs to the top rope for the third time in the match. Jam-Bomb dives off attempting another Shooting Star Press! It connects! Jam-Bomb pins: one – two – kickout! What a match! Slare gets up and dropkicks Jam-Bomb, immediately sending him on his back. Slare grabs his neck and hooks him in a sleeper hold with his legs scissoring Jam-Bomb around the waist so he can’t escape! Slare hopes to choke out Jam-Bomb! Jam-Bomb doesn’t give up! Jam-Bomb gets back to his feet but, in a frustrated rage, Slare attacks him and strikes him down. Slare lifts him up from behind and hits him with a vicious German suplex! Jam-Bomb is laid out and Slare pins him: one – two – three! Slare wins a very hard fought match!


RESULT: SLARE def. Jam-Bomb
TIME: 08:31

Why was this picked? Slare was basiclly a rookie at the time, and he never really picked up many matches....he just came out of a fued with FaSho...and he came to the PPV and Picked up IMO one of the few matches that i still remember


The Dunc vs. Pimpdaddy
THE UNDISPUTED CHAMPIONSHIP
SPECIAL REFEREE- HEADACHE
Pimpdaddy makes his way to the ring for the third time to face The Dunc for the Undisputed title, following the two dubious falls which were both overruled by Headache. He steps into the ring, soaking in the atmosphere of the night, before awaiting The Dunc's arrival. He doesn't have to wait long, as The Dunc makes his way to the ring. The two square off in the middle, and Headache stands between them wearing the referee shirt. Headache has guaranteed honour in this match.

The Dunc is quick to react, charging at Pimp and taking him down with a Clothesline. Dunc then hoists him up onto his shoulder, and delivers a Backbreaker before dropping Pimp to the mat. Dunc goes for a German Suplex, but Pimp counters. However, Dunc is only slightly shaken, and whips Pimp into the ropes for a brutal running Clothesline for the first attempted fall of the match. one - two - Pimpdaddy kicks out. Dunc stays on the assault, whipping Pimp to the corner, and locking him in a Tree of Woe, choking him with his boot as Pimp struggles to get free. he eventually falls to the mat, and Dunc quickly picks him up and delivers another sickening Running Clothesline. Pimpdaddy is yet to get going in this match thus far, but he attempts a headlock on Dunc, but is elbowed in the gut, whipped into the ropes, and again Clotheslined to the mat.

Dunc picks Pimpdaddy up, but he is pushed away, and Pimp finally gets in a few punches. Dunc however stops this offence quickly, and punches Pimp right over the top rope! Dunc follows, and takes Pimp down right onto the mats outside, as Headache looks on for any foul play. Dunc sees this, and knees Pimp in the neck repeatedly before rolling him into the ring. Dunc keeps on the unrelenting and unchallenged assault, punishing his oppenent with a Torture Rack, before dropping him abruptly. he drags Pimp into position for something, before climbing the ropes, and as Pimp stands, all is revealed as Dunc connects with a Flying Spear.

As Pimp stands, he charges at Pimpdaddy for a cllothesline. Pimpdaddy blocks his attack with one arm and punches him in the face with the other. Pimpdaddy now starts to get the momentum following and punches The Dunc to the ropes before whipping him across the ring and knocking him down with a big boot to the face. The Dunc gets up but Pimpdaddy takes him down a shoulder breaker. The Dunc gets up again but Pimpdaddy hits him with a big spine buster. Pimpdaddy lifts The Dunc up and hits him with a Full Nelson slam. Pimpdaddy then whips him to the ropes and catches him with a tilt-a-whirl slam! Pimpdaddy pins him: one - two - Kickout! Pimpdaddy lifts The Dunc up again but takes a knee in the gut. The Dunc whips Pimpdaddy to the ropes and catches him with a big powerslam.

Rather then going for a pin, The Dunc climbs to the top rope as Pimpdaddy is spread out across the match. The Dunc is looking for a historical moment as he leaps off the ropes diving at Pimpdaddy for the Shooting Star Press! The Dunc flips in mid-air but Pimpdaddy sticks his knees up and smashes The Dunc's ribs on landing! Pimpdaddy then drags The Dunc into position andhe goes to the top rope! Pimpdaddy measures out his opponent and dives off for a Swanton Bomb! The Dunc gets his knees up and Pimpdaddy takes a big bump across his back! The Dunc immediately capitalizes and twists Pimpdaddy into the Grip of Destiny! The Dunc has won so many championship matches with this hold and looks to win another win! The Dunc sits down on the back of his opponent as he holds him in the double leg. Pimpdaddy struggles to fight through the hold for the sole reason of his Championship dreams! But Pimpdaddy has taken so much pain throughout his recent matches with The Dunc and The Foundation that it's hard to imagine how he could still stay in the game! Pimpdaddy raises his hand above the mat to submit... but resists one last time! Pimpdaddy presses his fists against the ground and lifts himself off the ground as The Dunc still has the hold locked in as powerful as ever. Pimpdaddy then ducks his head under and takes out The Dunc's legs- knocking him onto his back! Pimpdaddy actually countered the Grip of Destiny with a Sunset flip! The Dunc's shoulders are down: one - two - The Dunc tries to roll out of the pin backwards but Pimpdaddy grabs him around the gut. Pimpdaddy then lifts him into the air and connects with The Last Ride! The Dunc is smashed across the mat! Pimpdaddy pins and Headache counts: one - two - three!



RESULT: Pimpdaddy def. The Dunc
TIME: 05:21
STIPULATION AFFECT: Pimpdaddy is The Undisputed Rajah Simulation Champion!

Why was this picked? Pimpdaddy and Dunc kept having matches for the UD title go to a no contest...it seemed Dunc would never lose the title....we all know what happens tho



Headache vs. KRob
MATCH SEVEN: "I QUIT"
KRob makes his entrance, and is evidently prepared for a fight. He sports a headband which is presumably to stop any of his numerous cuts he has sustained over the past 6 matches from reopening on a night which will either be the greatest or worst of his career. He climbs onto the turnbuckle, and takes a moment to look around the arena. Is he taking one last good look or surveying what will soon be his? Only time will tell, but we do know two things. One, these two men will meet for the last time here at Hallowe'en Havoc. And two, Headache will not be KRob's boss tomorrow morning.

Headache is next to enter the arena, and does so to a rapturous ovation. Again, is this one last show of respect for the man who devised Rajah Simulation League, or a show of support for the man who is to rid his company of its greatest threat? Headache stops halfway down the aisle, takes a deep breath, and charges to the ring. KRob prepares, but Headache is still able to take him down with a Clothesline as the match begins. He immediately goes for a Sleeper, but KRob gets free, and assaults Headache with a flurry of punches and kicks. Hedadache eventually pushes KRob away, and they tie up, followed by a Gutwrench Suplex from Headache, and a second Sleeper, but KRob clips the ropes with his feet to break the hold.

KRob gets up, and goes to kick Headache's knee, but Headache grabs the foot, and delivers an Armbar, followed up by a Low Blow. Headache then puts KRob in an Sharpshooter, but KRob grabs the ropes. This is the third time already that KRob has had to escape a submission, and he has yet attempted none. KRob gets up, and Dropkicks Headache's knee. Headache however shrugs this off, and knees KRob in the gut. KRob recovers, and again Dropkicks the knee. He then takes Headache down with an Armbar as the boss flinches. With Headache down, KRob goes to work on his legs again, applying a masterful Indian Deathlock, and Headache writhes to break free. KRob is however prefectly placed, with his head right next to the ropes, and therefore Headache is as far away as possible from the red lifelines. Headache eventually has to break the hold, but KRob has already given him a taste of what is to follow.

Headache struggles to his feet, as KRob watches on. When Headache is upright, KRob attacks with two more Dropkicks to the knee, but Headache counters the third, and as KRob falls, he is put in a second Sharpshooter, but again KRob is right next to the ropes. He is playing a very intelligent game here, keeping next to the ropes at all times, showing his greater ring experience. Both men rise, and KRob takes Headache down again, and applies a Leg Lock, giving Headache a quick burst of pain. as Headache lies on the floor, KRob drags him to the centre of the ring and locks in a Figure Four! Headache twists and turns trying to counter the hold, but KRob twists his body the opposite way, and all Headache's scrambling serves to do is put even more pressure on the knee joints. Headache eventually gets the better of KRob, by sitting up and punching KRob in the knee tendon. KRob is staggered by this, and as Headache gets to his feet, KRob stumbles straight into a Stone Cold Stunner!

Under normal circumstances, this match would be over. However, Headache realises that only a submission will finish the match, and drags KRob to his feet. KRob however counters with an elbow to the face, and then hooks Headache's head for an RKO! He gets straight onto Headache's legs, and puts on a Figure Four once again. Again Headache writhes, as far from the ropes as is possible, and Headache is left to writhe in the middle of the ring. He lies flat on his back, but he turns out to be summoning his strength to turn the hold over! KRob is however in perfect position to grab the ropes and break the hold immediately. He waits for Headache to stand before taking him down with a Flying Forearm. He then climbs the ropes, and comes off with a Cross Body.

Again he waits for Headache to stand, and as he does, he takes a moment to see how Headache is walking. It appears that Headache's right leg is more hurt than his left, and KRob takes note of this as he moves in. He gives Headache three kicks to the right knee, and Headache stumbles. KRob quickly sneaks up behind him, but instead of attacking the right leg, he kicks the left from under Headache. Far from making a mistake, KRob has taken out Headache's good leg, and forced Headache to try to support his full weight with his bad leg. The 200+lbs causes Headache's knee to crumple horribly, and he falls to the ground in a tangled heap. KRob laughs hysterically, before dragging Headache to the corner by his right leg. KRob then slides out, and proceeds to smack Headache's leg against the ringpost half a dozen times. He then drags Headache out, and throws him on top of the announce table. He hooks Headache's arms, setting him up for an Omega. However, Headache's leg buckles again, but this allows him to get a Low Blow in, followed quickly by a Back Body Drop right though the second announce table! KRob is destroyed as Headache slumps on the one remaining table.

By the time Headache is able to move over to KRob, KRob has begun to stir. As Headache bends down to pick up his adversary, KRob grabs a monitor from the shattered table, and nails Headache with a horrifying blow to the face. Headache goes down, but as he falls, hits the back of his head on the corner of the remaining table. Blood begins to seep from his forehead, but as KRob lifts him up, a river of blood flows down his back, showing that both the front and back of his head have been cut. KRob clenches his fists, and drives it into Headache's forehead seven times, opening up that wound even more. KRob then takes off his own headband, and places it onto Headache's head over the two cuts. Is this a sign of compassion?

KRob rolls Headache back into the ring, but before he slides in he picks up a steel chair from ringside. He slides this, too, into the ring, but this proves to be unwise when as he rolls in, Headache takes the chair and cracks KRob across the back with it. KRob winces, and Headache hits him in the back once more to bring him to his knees. Headache drops the chair, and kicks KRob straight in the gut, and lets him fall to the floor. Headache then takes KRob's legs, and locks on a Figure Four! This is a direct copy of KRob's signature submission! In a surreal role reversal, it is KRob that writhes in pain, but with Headache's blood loss, albeit slightly slowed by KRob's now soaked headband, and his weakened legs, KRob is able to reverse the hold. In his rage, Headache did not consider ring position, and KRob effectively now has a Deathlock applied to Headache! Headache desperately claws to get to the ropes, but he is merely inching closer. He gets within arm's length after a long struggle, and grabs the ropes.

KRob grabs the chair as both he and Headache get to their feet, but as he lifts Headache up, he is met with a big boot to the chair, and it smashes back into his face. KRob is knocked down, and Headache now waits for KRob to stand. As he does, Headache swings mightily, but KRob ducks, and the chair flies out of Headache's hands and hits the ropes. KRob takes advantage as Headache is off balance, and gives him a stiff DDT. Headache leaves a bloody print on the mat, and KRob wastes no time in putting on a Figure Four again. KRob drags himself back towards the ropes, and as Headache thrashes around, KRob grabs the middle rope for leverage. The referee sees it, but with no disqualification rules, there is nothing he can do but ask KRob to stop, which of course he does not. The referee finally sees a way out, and calls a Rope Break. KRob quickly releases, but only to get in the face of the referee. He argues vehemently, and does so for such a long period of time that Headache gets to his feet, and nails KRob across the back with the chair. He then partly opens the chair, and slots it over his shoulder. The crowd stands up to see what Headache has planned, and all is revealed as Headache grabs KRob's head, and delivers the single most brutal Stunner in RSL history! Headache is quickly back on the assault, and sets a now bloodied KRob up for the Sharpshooter. However, KRob kicks Headache away, right into the referee! Headache is unharmed, but the referee is knocked clean out of the ring!

Headache moves back over to KRob, but KRob is alert enough to see Headache coming, and delivers an elbow to the face, and sets Headache up for the Omega again. But again, Headache counters, taking KRob's legs from under him and quickly locking on a Sharpshooter! KRob screams in agony, as all those chairshots to the back have taken their toll. KRob claws his way to the ropes, and eventually reaches them. However, Headache drags KRob back to the centre of the ring. KRob scratches and claws at the canvas again, and as blood drips from his face, KRob slumps to the mat. He lies there for a few seconds, but Headache cinches in more, and KRob roars in agony, before making one last effort to break free. He takes Headache's legs out, and in a flash, counters into an Indian Deathlock! It is now Headache who is writhing in pain, and KRob pushes harder with his foot, and thus applies even more pressure to Headache's leg. Headache now screams in pain, and as his screams get louder, KRob pushes harder, to the point where something clearly gives in Headache's leg. Headache screams resound through the arena, as KRob celebrates! He has defeated Headache, and owns the RSL! But wait! The referee is still laid out on the outside. He didn't see the fall! KRob may well have just broken Headache's leg, but unless the referee sees him tap out or Headache says I Quit, the match must continue!

KRob desperately tries to revive the referee, and after a full thirty seconds, he comes to, although very groggy. KRob rolls the referee into the ring, and, seeing that Headache still is not standing, looks under the ring. As he rises, we can see he has pulled out the sledgehammer he made infamous during numerous assaults while in Destiny. He takes a long look at Headache, and climbs slowly into the ring. Headache is barely moving on the mat, as KRob lifts the hammer into the air. Headache somehow finds the strength to hit KRob in the gut, causing him to drop the hammer. Adrenaline fills Headache's body, blocking the pain, and he gets up, standing on his good left leg, as he fires off at KRob with lefts and rights. Headache then punches KRob in the gut, before connecting with a third Stunner. Headache however grabs his leg on impact, as it has clearly been jarred. He crawls over to KRob, and begins to set up a Sharpshooter, but is again unable to stand. KRob takes full advantage, grabbing Headache's leg, and turning into a sickening Figure Four Leg Lock. KRob drags himself backwards around the ring, toying with Headache, before stopping next to the sledgehammer. He takes hold of it, and smashes it right into Headache's face. Headache slumps back, but KRob does not relent, and swings the hammer right into Headache's destroyed knee. Despite this, Headache stays laid out on the floor, and the referee looks to be in two minds about what to do. He lifts Headache's head up, but when he sees that it drops straight back to the canvas, he realises he has no choice but to call for the bell.

The referee raises KRob's arm in the air, and a stunned look crosses KRob's face as he realises just what has happened. Rather than looking happy, however, he seems angry with the referee at finishing the match. He tells the referee that he will make Headache tap out, and demands that he restart the match. The referee refuses out of pure principle, and KRob immediately RKOs him right into the mat. KRob then moves over to a still unconscious Headache, and applies the Figure Four again, before grabbing Headache's hand and making an elaborate performance out of Headache 'tapping out'. KRob then jumps up and celebrates, as EMTs rush down to put Headache onto a stretcher. As KRob climbs the turnbuckles, Headache finally comes to, and as he is being wheeled down the ramp, he pushes the EMTs away, and rolls off the stretcher. He stands on his good leg, and salutes the crowd to a huge cheer.

KRob hears this as he picks up a microphone, and turns around to see Headache walking out of the arena. He drops out of the ring, and walks up to Headache. As Headache reaches the stage, KRob catches him, grabbing his shoulder and turning him round to face him. The two stare down on the stage, and after a long pause, Headache extends his hand. KRob looks puzzled, and moves his hand forward, but only to push Headache's away. Headache looks shocked, as KRob begins to speak.

Put your damn hand down.
I'm not going to shake your hand.
You're going to shake mine.
Thank you.

At this, KRob extends him hand towards Headache, who duly puts his out, and these two bitter enemies give an amazing display of respect for each other following seven stags of hell, and well over an hour of total match time. KRob then leaves Headache the microphone to deliver his farewell speech.



RESULT: KRob def. Headache
TIME: 15:01
STIPULATION EFFECT: KRob is the new Manager of Rajah Simulation League!

Why was this picked? It was the ending of RSL...i mean you cant have the greatest matches and not have the ending of IMO the best FED there was


I'll update it Later with RSW's Greatest

Slare
August 19th, 2005, 12:36 PM
That was really good Oceans, I agree with you totally.

OceansMafia
August 19th, 2005, 12:45 PM
RSW


UNDISPUTED RAJAH SIMULATION CHAMPIONSHIP
Pimpdaddy(c) vs SLARE vs Benpas588

To cap an awesome first show under KRob's rule, where we have seen a new championship introduced and the first ever RSW Pay-Per-View announced, our main event is for the Undisputed Title, and features two challengers making their debuts in singles title matches. Also, in an incredible display of irony, Benpas vacated his Tag Team Title in September, to the very man who's title he is now trying to take!

Pimpdaddy is first to make his way to the ring, and looks confident yet apprehensive about the match. SLARE then enters the arena, and literally jumps into the ring in anticipation of his chance to win the title. Benpas is last to enter, and is perhaps the most sure looking of the three, knowing that in the early days of the RSL he defeated then-RSL champion Justin twice straight.

Pimpdaddy makes the first move, knowing he need not be pinned to lose the title he won just 5 days ago. He immediately whips Benpas into the corner, and vaults up to the top rope, knocking Benpas into position for a Seanton Bomb! Pimpdaddy nails his finisher within ten seconds! He gives Benpas an Elbow Drop, but can do nothing else as SLARE knocks him down with a right hand. Benpas however is quickly up, and elbows SLARE down, before locking on a Single Leg Crab. SLARE however is right next to the ropes, and Benpas must break the hold.

Pimpdaddy backs Benpas into the corner, and SLARE is up with Pimpdaddy, as he hoists Benpas up to the top rope, and Hiptosses him to the mat. Pimpdaddy then takes down SLARE, but turns his back to Benpas, who connects with a Russian Leg Sweep to Pimp, and then gives SLARE another. Benpas turns back to the champion, and gives him a string of Ribbreakers, and knowing the wind is knocked out of him, Benpas gets in a Sleeper, but Pimp breaks it with a kick to Benpas' knee, and then Clotheslines him right to the floor! Benpas is however back in very soon, and following a Backdrop to Pimp from SLARE, Benpas then nails SLARE with a Bodyslam.

The champion is back up, and knocks Benpas down with three punches, but as SLARE punches Pimp, there is no effect. Benpas is back up, and slams SLARE, and bounces off the ropes, but SLARE is up when he returns, as is Pimpdaddy, and the two team up for a Double Suplex to Benpas. SLARE soon turns on Pimp, taking him down with a straight punch, and Benpas also rises, and just in time, as he sees Pimp get to his knees, and delivers a swift Buzzsaw Kick to the temple! SLARE however has slid out of the ring and grabbed a chair, and making good use of the no-DQ nature of a Triple Threat match, cracks Benpas across the head, before dropping the chair, only to DDT Pimp right onto it! SLARE picks Pimpdaddy up, and connects with the Super Neckbreaker! He hooks the champ's leg. 1... and Benpas breaks it up, or SLARE surely would have won the match there!

SLARE is in a rage, and Release German Suplexes Pimp and then Benpas. He then lifts Benpas up, and knocks him right out of the ring, and both he and Pimp follow him out. Pimp grabs a chair as SLARE and Benpas battle, and nails SLARE right across the skull! Benpas gets a shot to the gut, but SLARE fights up, and whips Pimp back inside. He rolls Benpas in too, and nails him with a running shot once inside. Pimpdaddy takes full advantage, and gives SLARE a Reverse Neckbreaker. Pimp goes for a Submission, but SLARE kicks Pimp away, before connecting with a Dropkick. Pimp is dragged to his feet, and SLARE hits the Super Neckbreaker again! 1... and again Benpas breaks up the count!

Pimpdaddy fights up, but Benpas puts him in a Bearhug for a few seconds before tossing him to the mat. SLARE puts a Figure Four on Benpas, and as he releases, Pimpdaddy takes Benpas, and sets him up for the Jackknife. Benpas crashes to the mat with ungodly force, but SLARE does not allow any count, as he German Suplexes Pimp twice, before dragging him to the middle for a pin. 1... and again Benpas breaks up the count. Pimp is up, and knocks SLARE down with a right hand, but only for Benpas to hit a Full Nelson Slam on him, followed immediately by a Gorilla Press Slam. Pimpdaddy has taken a hell of a beating so far, and SLARE takes advantage with a Crossface Chickenwing, which is broken up once again by Benpas. Benpas then punches SLARE down, and grabs Pimpdaddy. With SLARE still down, Benpas nails the Tiger Bomb! He gets the cover on the champion! 1...2... and SLARE breaks up the three

SLARE then lays into Benpas, and then sends him spinning to the mat with a Spinning Rack Pancake. He sees Pimpdaddy still laid out in the middle of the ring, and goes for the cover himself. 1...2...3!!!!! We have a new champion! SLARE capitalises on Benpas' Tiger Bomb, and with it claims the Undisputed Rajah Simulation Title!

Your winner, and NEW UNDISPUTED RAJAH SIMULATION CHAMPION... SLARE!
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Match length: 6:13

Why was this picked? Slare won the UD title and this put him and forever since then in the Main Event Picture (Plus it was RSW's First Main Event)



Holy_Hopkins vs DanRoberts

DanRoberts starts off the match with a whip to the corner, and he soon follows this up with a series of bounces on the top rope, followed by a diving attack. Hopkins fights back however, with a Back Elbow and a Pumphandle Slam. He picks Roberts up, but is hit by a Spinning Wheel Kick, followed by a pin. 1...2.. and Hopkins kicks out.

Roberts connects with a Spinning Enziguri, but Hopkins is soon back on the offenseive, and a Pumphandle Press Slam sends Roberts down. Hopkins follows with a Choke Toss, but is kicked away, only to deliver a devastating kick to the head. He beats Roberts across the ring, but is countered into a Flapjack, and as Hopkins stands he is rolled up! 1...2... and he just kicks out! Hopkins gets up, and Roberts goes for another pin. 1...2... and again Hopkins gets the shoulder up.

Both men grapple for a while, before Hopkins ends it with a brutal Clothesline, followed by knees to the collarbone. He whips Hopkins across the ring, but is countered by another Spinning Enziguri. Hopkins kicks Roberts away, before getting him in a Half Nelson and Suplexing him. Hopkins gives Roberts some punches, and shrugs off some kicks before laying Roberts out. He picks his opponent up, but again is countered, this time by a Dropkick.

Hopkins is dragged up, and Roberts gets airborne, and connects with the Spinning Hurricanrana! 1...2.. and Hopkins powers out! He is quickly up, and knees his opponent in the ribs before a Slam. he picks Roberts up, and in an instant nails the Jackhammer! He hooks the leg, but Roberts is too close to the ropes to even start the pin!

Roberts battles up, nailing a succession of lightning fast kicks, which he follows with a Reverse Hurricanrana! 1...2... and once again Holy_Hopkins kicks out! Both men punch each other simultaneously, but H_H recovers first, and Press Slams Roberts again, only for Dan to bounce right up, and hit another Spinning Enziguri. Roberts attempts a Spinning Wheel Kick, but is knocked away, and Hopkins takes advantage with a Back Suplex and a Clothesline. Roberts misses an attack, and is then punched right across the ring, before a vicious kick to the jaw. Hopkins drags Roberts up, and hits a second Jackhammer! 1...2...3!! Holy_Hopkins picks up a debut win, whereas DanRoberts is at the other end of the scale following a first time loss.

Winner... Holy_Hopkins
Match length: 6:01


Why was this picked? It was Holy Hopkins first win (Owner of Former RWC) (Who the hell is Danroberts? :lol: )




JamieB's music hits, and the man who we have just seen squash SLARE makes his way back out, knowing he must survive the whole Rumble to win the title. He is soon joined by the number two entrant, TripleB, and these two ex-Hardcore champions face off as the bell rings.

TripleB starts off on the attack, knowing fatigue may be a factor, by Clotheslining Jamie. He then whips JB over the ropes, but Jamie lands on the apron, only to be punched to the floor! TripleB is left alone waiting for the number three entrant.

IT'S PIMPDADDY! THE UNDISPUTED CHAMPION IS IN AT THREE! Pimp charges to the ring, and right away Clotheslines BBB. Pimp is then hit by a Low Blow, and TripleB takes advantage, whipping Pimp over the ropes again. The champion hangs on, but a kick to the gut sees Pimpdaddy drop to the floor! TripleB is cleaning house here!

Dazz is next in, and he immediately whips BBB over the ropes, but he athetically slides back inside, before Clotheslining Dazz as the number 5 entrant is revealed to be Takerholic. TripleB lays into Dazz with a Short Arm Clothesline, but he is then hit by a Back Elbow from holic which sends him over the ropes again, but again he gets back into the ring as the time runs out for number 6.

IT'S KROB! THE OWNER OF RSW HASN'T WRESTLED FOR FOUR WEEKS SINCE TAKING CONTROL, BUT HE'S ENTERED HIMSELF IN THE ROYAL RUMBLE! KRob hits the ring just as TripleB sees off Takerholic, his third elimination out of three. He then turns to Dazz, and sends him over the ropes, and a boot causes Dazz to fall! TripleB has taken out four men so far!

KRob whips Dazz to the corner, and hits a Bulldog Headlock as the klaxo goes for number 7. It's heyman_rulez! He was suspended for two weeks due to a stipulation, but evidently KRob has lifted that two days early to allow him to compete here, but will it come back to bite KRob on the ass?

KRob hits a Diving Elbow Drop as heyman enters, but TripleB is back up, and grabs heyman by the throat, before Chokeslamming him! TripleB wastes too much time celebrating however, as KRob grabs his head and throws him to the floor! DanRoberts, entry number 8, has to dodge TripleB as he enters, but no sooner does he set foot in the ring than KRob boots him in the face, and Roberts is eliminated! KRob then applies a Figure Four Leg Lock to heyman, as time runs down for number 9.

SLARE! SLARE is in at 9, and he makes a beeline for KRob, dragging him off heyman, and both men trade punches and kicks, before a Dropkick levels the boss. Holy_Hopkins now enters at 10, as heyman whips KRob against the ropes, but SLARE attacks heyman, and KRob is spared, while heyman takes a Super Neckbreaker!

Hopkins Shoulder Blocks KRob, but is met with a Low Blow, following which KRob hits the Omega! Hopkins lands face-first on the mat as turdpower makes his way to the ring as the next entrant. SLARE hits heyman with a second Super Neckbreaker, as Hopkins fights back, and tosses KRob over the top rope. he lands on the apron, and ducks a Clothesline, but a second knocks KRob to the floor! Hopkins then turns to turdpower, and in a flash he too is eliminated!

As turdpower hits the mats, the lights cut, and the same car crash heard on Friday echoes through the arena. As this dies down, toysailor makes his way down the ramp! The crowd erupts, and a look of pure terror crosses SLARE's face. He runs for cover, but is met by Hopkins, who tosses him over the ropes, but SLARE crawls back inside, and eliminates Hopkins!

OcenasMafia enters as number 13, as heyman hits toysailor with a Rock Bottom! SLARE takes OM down, and punches him repeatedly until Delta's music hits to signify his entry at 14. Delta makes an immediate impact, giving heyman a Testdrive, and at the exact same moment Mafia lays out SLARE with a Last Ride!

toysailor attacks heyman_rulez as Mafia keeps on SLARE, and the number 15 entrant is revealed to be opportunityknocks. toysailor sends heyman over the top rope, and kicks him to ensure his elimination, as ok narrowly escapes elimination himself.

Delta sneaks up on sailor, and hits his second Testdrive, and seconds later ok gives SLARE the Hard Knocks! toysailor is knocked onto the apron, and a punch from Delta sees him fall, as turdpower's music hits for the second time tonight, and he begins his second stint at number 16. As he enters, SLARE takes a second Hard Knocks, but in an instant ok is sent flying over the top rope and to the floor by OceansMafia, who is turn is eliminated by a groggy SLARE!

SLARE then attempts to eliminate turdpower, but he slides back in, and SLARE is stopped in his tracks yet again by toysailor's re-entry! sailor charges headlong at SLARE, and takes him down before numerous punches to the face, until Marijuana enters at 18. sailor leaves SLARE for a second, and boots Marijuana out of the ring to elimination! SLARE takes his chance, and turns his attention to turdpower, leaving toysailor to give Delta a Neckbreaker.

Dazz's music plays, and he runs to the ring for the second time as number 19, as SLARE Suplexes turdpower, before giving Dazz a Sleeper. toysailor sees an opening, and catches SLARE with a brutal Roundhouse Dropkick! He then just escapes being eliminated by Dazz, as Cena's#1 enters at 20.

Dazz is sent over the ropes by toysailor, but a shoulde to the gut allows him to get back inside, and he eliminates toysailor, and almost does the same to Cena! SLARE then takes Cena down, and Dazz sends turdpower out of the Rumble as number 21 enters the arena.

IT'S PIMPDADDY AGAIN! The champion enters for the second time, and right off the bat boots Cena in the face. He then lays into SLARE, and whips him to the ropes, before hitting SLARE with a boot as Benpas enters at 22! Pimpdaddy punches SLARE in the corner, as Delta and Cena Double Suplex Benpas, but everyone's attention is soon back to Pimp and SLARE, as Pimp delivers a devastating Jackknife!

Dazz hits the Sweet Chin Music on Delta, as SLARE begins to fire back on Pimpdaddy. He tosses him over the ropes, but as Pimp lands on the apron, the lights cut yet again, and a spotlight shines on SLARE, but this time a different sound is heard.

* tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic tic...*

SLARE looks confused, and the lights come back on as Pimpdaddy gets back into the ring, and tosses SLARE over the top rope to the floor! SLARE is finally eliminated after surviving thirteen entries, but what the hell was with the distraction?

Dazz seems to have been unaffected, as he sends Delta to the floor and out of the match, only to be eliminated by Pimpdaddy seconds later! Pimp then Clotheslines Cena, as TimeSplitter enters at 23. A Big Boot from Pimp sends Cena over the top rope and to the floor, before he then turns to TS. He punches Splitter in the face, who then reels into the clutched of Benpas, and Benpas throws him out!

Pimp knocks Benpas down, as heyman_rulez makes his second entry, with the man responsible for his suspension in the ring! Pimp comes close to eliminating Benpas before heyman gets to the ring, but is stopped by heyman, who takes it upon himself to whip Benpas over the top rope. Benpas lands on the apron, but a straight punch sends him out of the Rumble!

Cena re-enters at number 25, and he can count himself very lucky to get his two draws in the final ten. As he enters the ring, Pimpdaddy grabs heyman, and delivers a Last Ride! Cena tries twice to eliminate Pimpdaddy, but both times he fails, and Pimp fights back as number 26 enters.

IT'S KROB! KRob has two numbers, and his second is number 26! What a chance he has now! He comes close to immediate elimination courtesy of heyman, as Pimp hits a Sidewalk Slam on Cena, at which time Delta re-enters as number 27. Delta hits an Edge-O-Matic on Cena, after briefly double-teaming heyman with KRob.

Pimpdaddy attacks Cena again, leaving Delta to wait for number 28, who turns out to be a very pissed off Benpas, and he takes heyman down right away, only for heyman to fight back, and then nearly take KRob out again, as Pimpdaddy succeeds in knocking Delta to the floor. Benpas Bodyslams Cena, before waiting for him to stand, and nailing a Buzzsaw Kick to the temple, as KRob eliminates heyman_rulez.

Pimpdaddy knocks down Benpas, as DanRoberts is the penultimate entrant at 29. KRob mounts the top turnbuckle, and hits a Cross Body on Cena. and Pimpdaddy Clotheslines Roberts. KRob then lays into Benpas as TimeSplitter enters at number 30, at the same moment that Pimpdaddy takes out DanRoberts. Cena puts Pimp in a Tree of Woe, and Splitter very nearly takes Benpas out of the Rumble, and hits a Gutbuster as Benpas recovers.

KRob grabs hold of Cena, who has just released a Sleeper on Pimpdaddy, and sends him over the top rope, but he lands on the apron, where a kick secures his elimination. And now we are down to the Final Four of Pimpdaddy, KRob, Benpas and TimeSplitter. TS tries twice to eliminate KRob, but the owner resists, and knocks TimeSplitter out! He turns to Pimp and Benpas, just in time to see a Big Boot eliminate Benpas! And we are down to two!

Pimp and KRob square off, having just split the last six eliminations 3 to 3. Pimp makes the first move, hitting KRob with a Powerbomb onto his knee. KRob is whipped against the ropes, but bounces back, only to be met with a Flying Clothesline. Pimp then boots KRob in the gut, and sets him up for the Jackknife! Pimp hoists KRob up, and brings him down with a huge crash. He then whips him against the ropes again, and hits a Flying Clothesline, which knocks KRob over! But wait! KRob does not hit the floor!

KRob slides back in as Pimp gets to his feet, but KRob's punches are ineffective, but Pimp hits an Uppercut which sends KRob spiralling across the ring. He whips KRob to the corner, but the Clothesline is countered, and a kick to the knee floors Pimpdaddy. Pimp however fights back, and whips KRob to the ropes again, but his punch only causes KRob to fall to the corner. Pimp unleashes a barrage of punches, before KRob stumbles out right into a second Jackknife! Pimp drags KRob up, but is countered by a kick to the gut, and an Omega!

Both men are down, but KRob gets up first, and whips Pimpdaddy over the ropes. Pimp lands on the apron, but KRob swings. Pimp ducks the right hand, and climbs back inside, but KRob fires off with more shots. Another whip, and Pimp lands on the apron again, but this time KRob connects with the Clothesline! PIMPDADDY IS OUT! PIMPDADDY IS OUT! KROB IS THE NEW CHAMPION! OH, MY GOD! KROB HAS RETURNED FROM ALMOST A MONTH ON THE INACTIVE ROSTER, AND ELIMINATED SIX MEN TO WIN THE ROYAL RUMBLE, AND REGAIN THE UNDISPUTED CHAMPIONSHIP!

Winner... and NEW UNDISPUTED RAJAH SIMULATION CHAMPION... KRob

Match length: 13:17

Who was This picked? First RSW PPV Main Event and It was a great match



LAST MAN STANDING MATCH
heyman_rulez vs Takerholic88

Both men circle each other, clearly expecting another long and gruelling contest. They move towards each other, and Takerholic hits a Hurricanrana, before hitting heyman repeatedly in the head. heyman sends Takerholic reeling with a punch, but is caught by surprise with a Jawbreaker. heyman however gets up, and knocks holic down with a torrent of punches, and gives him more as he is on the ground, before punching him right over the ropes to the floor.

heyman drops outside, and hits a Bulldog Headlock onto the black mats. holic however gets in a Low Blow, and whips heyman into the steps, but heyman fights back with a series of punches which sends holic flying. heyman plays to the crowd as Takerholic stands, but his back is turned as holic grabs a pipe from under the ring. heyman turns just in time, and knocks the pipe away, and then knocks Takerholic down.

holic is tossed back inside, and heyman lays into him with punches, before talking trash, and slapping Takerholic. holic is infuriated, and takes heyman down, punching him in the head. He goes for a Clothesline, but heyman counters, only to be hit by a second Jawbreaker. Counters follow, before heyman Clothesline Takerholic, and punches him repeatedly before a Hiptoss and a big running punch.

holic is dragged up, but slaps heyman away and lands another Jawbreaker. he climbs the ropes, and hits a perfect Missile Dropkick from twelve or fifteen feet! A Front Dropkick is next, before heyman takes punches to the head and a Flip Splash. heyman then catches a boot, but takerholic converts it into an Enziguri!

Both men leave the ring to get weapons, heyman grabbing the pipe brought out earlier, and holic getting a table. They both bring their weapons inside, and heyman drops back out, and gets a chair. He slides in, chair in hand, but holic hits a Dropkick, but heyman keeps hold of the chair. Takerholic stands, and takes a brutal hit from the steel!

heyman swings again as Takerholic gets up, but has the chair wrestled from his grasp, and holic swings, only for heyman to take the chair back, and lay holic out again! holic gets the pipe as he gets to his feet, but falls victim to a hideous running shot! Takerholic again stands, not even allowing a count to begin, and finally gets heyman from the chair with a Hiptoss! holic climbs the turnbuckle, and hits a second Missile Dropkick! He drags heyman up, and hits a Tombstone! He instinctively goes for the pin, and heyman also instinctively kicks out, allowing him to stand.

holic curses his stupidity as heyman gets up, and hits a Rolling Enziguri. He goes for heymans legs, but is kicked away, only to hit a Tornado DDT! heyman's head lands right on the edge of the table, and he is split open! The referee counts. 1...2...3...4.. and heyman_rulez is up. He is however sent straight back down with a Spinning Wheel Kick, and the ref counts again, but only reaches two! holic moves in, but is caught with a Rock Bottom! 1...2...3...4.. and Takerholic gets back to his feet.

holic immediately fights back with a second Tornado DDT, keeping heyman down for his third count. 1...2...3...4... and for the third time he gets up before halfway. He knocks Takerholic into the turnbuckle, and a punch sends holic over the ropes, but he is dragged back in by heyman. heyman picks him up, but is hit by a Low Blow and a Tombstone! 1...2...3...4... and once again heyman battles up before the five!

heyman moves towards Takerholic right away, and a boot the gut is quickly followed by a Rock Bottom! These two are gonna cripple each other! 1...2...3...4...5...6...7... and Takerholic gets up after staying down the longest so far, a major confidence boost for the bloodied heyman, who waits for holic to fully stand, before knocking him back down with a Clothesline. 1...2...3... and holic is up quickly this time, but is sent spinning down by another Clothesline! He's not being allowed to attack! 1...2...3. and holic is up!

He realises he has to fight back soon, and does so with a Spinning Wheel Kick, which sends heyman down for a count. 1...2... and heyman is up even sooner than holic was! He moves in quickly, and throws holic face-first to the mat, before dragging him up for a third Rock Bottom! 1...2...3...4...5...6.. and Takerholic is up again, and on the attack with a third Tombstone, but heyman counters, and hits a Clothesline! This is amazing! 1...2...3...4 and Takerholic gets up again!

holic grabs the pipe, but is not allowed to use it as heyman swoops in for a DDT for another count! 1...2...3...4... and holic bounces up and hits heyman with a Dropkick, which only gets two! How are these men doing this? heyman gets up and hits a running punch, before moving in for an Angle Slam! 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9 and holic is up at nine! heyman charges, but holic ducks, and grabs the pipe, giving heyman two straight shots which knock him right to the floor! 1...2...3... and heyman gets up early again!

Takerholic charges, but a Clothesline knocks him down again. 1...2...3... and holic pops up. heyman is whipped towards the ringpost, but dodges and rolls back into the ring. holic follows, but is thrown to the mat, and caught with a FOURTH Rock Bottom for yet another count. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10!!! It's finally over! heyman_rulez picks up a win in another marathon match between these two, and a Last Man Standing match which will sit in the RSW history books alongside the classics of the past!

Winner... heyman_rulez
Match length: 11:41

Why was this picked? This was without a doubt one of the best matches RSW had



This, despite being the most recent addition to the card, having only been announced on Friday, perhaps carries the most pressure, as FaSho is fighting for his very career having announced he will retire should he lose here tonight. But with The Dunc in Lexi's corner, what chance does he stand?

Lexi starts off as the aggressor, Choke Tossing FaSho. FaSho however kicks her away, and catches her with a Neckbreaker. He punches her repeatedly, and then hits a Knee Smash. He picks her up, but Lexi counters, and lifts FaSho onto her shoulder, and hits an amazing Gutbuster! Lexi drops an elbow, but is elbowed in the gut as FaSho is dragged up, and he then Chokes her. The referee admonishes him, and realising a DQ would spell the end of his career, he relents. He bounces off the ropes, but with the ref not looking, Dunc trips him. Cena turns to attack him, but is stopped by KRob's music playing! The Undisputed champion charges to the ring, and takes Dunc down! He punches him repeatedly as Lexi hits three Ribbreakers in the ring, but everyone's focus is on the brawl on the outside of the ring. KRob tosses Dunc into the crowd, and the two brawl up the steps to the top of the arena as this critical match continues in the ring!

Lexi puts a Bearhug on FaSho, and he drops to the mat. He stands, and Lexi hits him with a Belly-to-Belly Suplex! Lex applies a Sleeper, but the focus once again switches to KRob and Dunc as the sound of shattering glass fills the arena, and the camera cuts to them, and we see they have both crashed through the window of a skybox!

We cut back to the ring, and FaSho has regained the upper hand, laying into Lexi with fists. This does not last long however, as he is whipped to the corner, where he is hit but a Shoulder Tackle. FaSho staggers out, and Lexi hits the Widow's Peak! 1...2...3!! Lexi M wins it! And according to a pre-match agreement, FaSho will now retire from Rajah Simulation Wrestling!

Winner... Lexi M
Match length: 2:55

As a dejected FaSho walks slowly up the ramp, saluting the fans, Lexi jumps from the ring, and heads up after KRob and Dunc, who have been battling for most of the match, but as Lexi reaches the skybox, Dunc is seen flying out onto the stage! KRob follows, both men spattered with blood after they broke the window, and Dunc Low Blows KRob, and beats him down the ramp, as the referee orders the Last Man Standing match to begin!

Why was this picked? It was Fasho's Last Match (At the time) in RSW



Undisputed Rajah Simulation Championship Elimination Chamber match
Pimpdaddy vs KRob vs The Dunc vs SLARE vs Headache vs Holy_Hopkins

Pimpdaddy and SLARE start off, with Pimp immediately knocking SLARE into the corner. He traps him in the Tree of Woe, and brings him to the mat with two boots. Pimp drags SLARE up, and drives his knee into the gut, before a Sidewalk Slam sends SLARE back down. Pimp beats SLARE back into the corner, and shrugs off two punches before he hits a Russian Leg Sweep. Pimp charges at SLARE, but is countered by a Back Body Drop. SLARE climbs the ropes as the ten-second countdown begins for the third entrant, and SLARE takes his aerial plans a step further, by climbing on top of The Dunc's chamber. SLARE takes flight, but Pimp makes a hasty exit, and SLARE pancakes himself on the mat!

The klaxon sounds, and Headache enters the match, as SLARE is Suplexed. Headache ducks a punch from Pimp, before two shots to the back send the champion down. SLARE stands, and gives Headache a German Suplex. He then turns back to Pimp, but gets an Atomic Drop for his trouble. Both men give SLARE an Elbow Drop, before Pimp lays Headache out with a European Uppercut. Pimp drags SLARE up, but SLARE counters with a Tombstone!

The countdown begins for the second time, and Headache applies a Camel Clutch to Pimpdaddy as Holy_Hopkins' chamber is opened. Headache takes him down with a Clothesline as soon as he steps in the ring, as SLARE hits a Falling Face Slam on Pimpdaddy, before locking on a Chickenwing. Hopkins Low Blows Headache, but is still knocked down, as on the other side of the ring SLARE removes the top turnbuckle pad.

Headache Clotheslines Hopkins, and charges at Pimp and SLARE, but is knocked down by a stray elbow, before Pimp hits SLARE with a Big Boot. Pimp applies a short Boston Crab to SLARE, and then climbs to the top of a chamber! He saw SLARE make this mistake, but Pimpdaddy connects with a Flying Clothesline on SLARE! Pimpdaddy hurts himself in the process though, and Headache hits a standard Diving Elbow on Hopkins as the fifth man enters.

It's The Dunc! Dunc goes right after Headache, putting him in a Torture Rack, as Pimpdaddy tees off on Hopkins, the man who put him in this match, but Hopkins fights back with a Gutwrench Suplex. SLARE gives The Dunc a Backdrop, before starting a brawl with Headache. SLARE ends it with a Spinebuster, as Pimpdaddy puts Hopkins in a Boston Crab. Headache is whipped to the corner for a Running Clothesline from SLARE, followed by a Super Neckbreaker! 1...2... and Headache kicks out! He's been away from the ring for two months, but he's lost none of his resilience!

Hopkins lands a Gorilla Press Slam on Pimpdaddy, before attacking The Dunc as the ten-second countdown prepares the arena for KRob's entry as the last man. Headache is tossed outside, and lands right in front of KRob's chamber door as the countdown ends, and KRob enters the match as Hopkins is sent flying by The Dunc's Belly-to-Belly. KRob rushes out, and immediately whips Headache into the chamber's wall, which shatters!

KRob enters the ring, and goes after The Dunc, as Pimpdaddy attempts the Seanton Bomb on SLARE, but SLARE moves! Dunc counters KRob's German Suplex, and knocks him down as SLARE is hit by Pimp's Pumphandle Slam. Hopkins is then double-teamed by Pimp and Headache, as Dunc puts KRob in the Torture Rack!

Headache breaks off from Hopkins, and moves in on SLARE, hitting a Stunner! He hooks the leg. 1...2...3! SLARE is first to be eliminated from the Elimination Chamber! Dunc goes for the Grip of Destiny on KRob, but is countered, and KRob Dropkicks him in the knee. Dunc hits Headache with a Clothesline, before KRob Suplexes Pimpdaddy, before covering Headache following Hopkins' Fallaway Slam! 1...2... and Headache kicks out!

Pimpdaddy is whipped to the corner by Dunc, and he is then Dropkicked by KRob. Headache knocks down Hopkins with an Elbow to the neck, but he is soon knocked outside by KRob. As this happens, Dunc applies a Dragon Sleeper to Pimpdaddy, and THE CHAMPION TAPS OUT! We are now guaranteed a new champion following the elimination of both the men who started the match!

KRob whips Headache into the steel chains which make up the wall of the Elimination Chamber, and his head bounces off them. Headache is then Suplexed on the steel grating, as Dunc and Hopkins do battle in the ring, with Dunc Clotheslining tonight's GM. KRob applies an Indian Deathlock on the raised floor, as Dunc climbs the ropes, and Elbow Drops Hopkins. Hopkins however whips Dunc to the corner, and Spears him, before Dunc staggers out into a Jackhammer! 1...2... and Dunc kicks out!

Dunc fights back against Hopkins with a Spinebuster, as Headache takes KRob down outside, before climbing back into the ring. He enters just as Dunc hits a Clothesline, and watches on as Dunc hooks the leg. 1...2...3! The GM is gone! We are down to Dunc, Headache and KRob, and who could have picked a more explosive trio? After all, it was just 5 days ago that Headache screwed Dunc out of the Undisputed title, despite KRob having caused him to lose his job in a seven-match war back in October!

KRob enters the ring, as Dunc Clotheslines Headache. KRob then puts a Wristlock on Dunc, before he is taken down again by Headache. Headache then turns back to Dunc, but Dunc puts him in the Torture Rack for the second time tonight. KRob waits for Dunc to release before charging, only for Dunc to put the move on him! KRob gets free, before tossing Headache outside, and KRob then turns to Dunc, hitting him with a Flying Forearm. KRob goes for a boot to the gut, but Dunc counters into a Grip of Destiny, but KRob blocks each other! That shows how well these two know each other!

Dunc ducks a Clothesline, before Headache comes back in, and two punches to the back send Dunc down. Dunc is then lifted up into a Torture Rack position, but Headache drops him with what was almost an RKO! He hooks the leg. 1...2... and Dunc just gets the shoulder up! KRob clips Dunc's leg as he stands, before Suplexing Headache. Dunc then gets up and knocks KRob down with a Clothesline, but KRob gets up, and a Dropkick to the Knee grounds Dunc. KRob then grabs Headache, and throws him outside again, before booting him in the gut, and giving him an Omega onto the steel! Headache is busted open, and KRob goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Headache is gone! And we're down to KRob and Dunc for the Undisputed Title! But dammit, Headache Low Blows KRob before he leaves! KRob is down on the outside!

Dunc comes out, but is kneed in the ribs, before he fights back, only to be knocked down by a Dropkick. Dunc stands, and is hit by a Reverse Suplex. KRob drags Dunc up, but Dunc slaps him away. Dunc goes for a punch, but KRob ducks it before going for a Suplex, which is countered into the Grip of Destiny! Dunc has it locked in! KRob is so close to tapping! But KRob reaches the chains, and gets the leverage to push Dunc away, but in doing so KRob lands face-first on the steel! Dunc sees his chance and hooks the leg. 1...2...3! The Dunc wins it! After months of trying, The Dunc has finally become the Undisputed Champion, and he did it inside the Elimination Chamber!

Winner... and NEW UNDISPUTED RAJAH SIMULATION CHAMPION... The Dunc

Match length: 11:48

Why was this picked? Classic RSW match...deserved to be Picked for Greatest



StoneColdChris vs blueduck47

blueduck goes for the first move, but is countered by StoneColdChris, who lays into blueduck with fists, followed by Chops. A Reverse Suplex quickly follows, but blueduck battles back with a Dropkick. He charges at SCC, but is stopped by a brutal Facebuster. blueduck however comes right back, and knocks Chris against the ropes, only to be elevated over the top to the floor!

StoneColdChris follows blueduck outside, but is stopped in his tracks by a kick to the gut, followed by a whip to the ring post, and a Russian Leg Sweep! Chris gets in a Low Blow to regain the advantage, and follows with more stiff Chops, before whipping blueduck back inside. duck gets the upper hand as SCC is slow to return to the ring, getting in an Uppercut Forearm, and a Schoolboy Rollup! 1...2... and StoneColdChris just gets the shoulder up!

Chris is up, and hits a big right hand, but blueduck gets in a Shuffle Side Kick to return, which then allows him to hit a Front Backbreaker. Chris slaps blueduck away as he is picked up, but duck does the same and goes for an Inside Cradle! 1...2.. and a kickout! Chris snaps on a Headlock, but is elbowed away, but he comes right back with a Spear! Both men get to their feet, but StoneColdChris moves first, getting in a Choke Takedown.

Chris goes for another Spear, but misses, and is caught with several punches before another Cradle! 1...2... and Chris again just kicks out! Chris is up first, and hits blueduck with three hard punches, before sneaking in a Low Blow. blueduck is whipped to the corner, and Chris hoists him up top, and brings him down to earth again with a Superplex!

SCC lays fists into the temple of blueduck, before ripping off a nearby turnbuckle cover. He rushes back out, hitting a High Knee, before wrenching blueduck's leg. bd goes for a Side Kick, but his foot is caught, but he breaks free and hits a Dropkick! Another Dropkick follows soon after, and then another. Chris however refuses to stay down, and battles back with another High Knee.

blueduck gets in a Back Elbow Smash, before hitting a Suplex. Chris however fights back with a whip to the corner, and SCC vaults up top, hitting a Diving Forearm on his fellow newcomer. Both men trade knees to the ribs, but it is not long before SCC regains the upper hand with a devastating DDT. Chris positions blueduck, but duck stands as Chris goes up top, but is still hit by a Clothesline. Again blueduck is positioned, but again he stands, and Chris drops down, to hit a Spinebuster. For a third time blueduck is dragged into place, and this time StoneColdChris hits the Diving Headbutt!

But as he moves in for the pin, blueduck kicks him away, and follows with a Swinging Neckbreaker! A Front Backbreaker sends Chris to the mat, and blueduck moves into place. Chris gets to a knee, but is hit by blueduck's Scissor Kick! He hooks the leg! 1...2... and StoneColdChris kicks out! What will it take for one of these two guys to lose?

SCC mounts a comeback, getting in a knee to the gut and punches before a Facebuster. blueduck is whipped across the ring, and as he returns is hit by a huge Spinebuster, before Chris applies a Deathlock! blueduck writhes, and Chris arches his back for maximum leverage. However, blueduck is too near the ropes, and just manages to grab the bottom to break the hold.

blueduck goes for a German Suplex, but is countered by a Back Elbow, and then a cheap Low Blow. blueduck however hits an elbow to the gut, and then follows with a Dropkick. blueduck pulls a turnbuckle pad off, and turns just in time to see a charging SCC, and blueduck's first reaction is to hit a Shuffle Side Kick! Chris is laid out, having had his head snapped back following a high speed collision between his chin and bd's boot. Chris is then rolled up for a pin! 1...2... and Chris kicks out again!

Chris gets to his feet, and hits a Back Suplex before blueduck even notices he's up. blueduck however retaliates with a Suplex, before lifting Chris up for a Sidewalk Slam. blueduck however holds his head, and Chris pops up with punches, but blueduck fights back with some of his own before a Drop Toehold floors SCC. blueduck then hits a Reverse Suplex, and gets a Small Package! 1...2.. and a kickout AGAIN!

Chris is whipped against the ropes, but as he rebounds he hits a huge Spear. Chris climbs the ropes, but misses the Clothesline, and falls victim to another Side Kick. blueduck goes for a German Suplex again, but Chris ducks behind, and clips the knee. Chris sees blueduck down, and goes up top again, to hit a second Diving Headbutt! He hooks the leg. 1...2...3!! StoneColdChris picks up the big win in this rookie on rookie match, but huge credit has to go out to both men. Neither was willing to lose without a fight, and that's just what we got!

Winner... StoneColdChris
Match length: 8:41

But wait! Here comes Headache! He applauds as he walks down the ramp, and enters the ring still clapping. SCC looks shocked, but is even more so when Headache hits him with a Superkick right to the manfruits! Headache then turns to see blueduck staggering up, and lays him out with a Brain Pain! Headache has ruined the greatest moment of Chris' young career, and has added extra humilation to a miserable moment for blueduck!

Why was this picked? SCC's First EVER match



Both men rush at each other, but TimeSplitter gets the knockdown. Mafia however is quickly up, and whips TS into the corner, before a Shoulder Thrust, and he then sets up the F5! But wait, TS had it scouted, and slips away, before hitting a Face Plant! How big a mental advantage will that prove to be in this crucial match?!?

Mafia is whipped into the corner, before TimeSplitter hits a Dropkick. He takes too much time setting up the next move however, and Mafia fights out with a Half Nelson Suplex! TimeSplitter gets in a punch, but Mafia drills him with an elbow, before a whip to the corner. TS however bounces out and Clotheslines Mafia, but then leaves himself open to a Double Short Arm Clothesline!

Mafia scores with a glancing CLothesline, before locking on a Torture Rack. He finishes by dropping TS into a Gutbuster, before two big knees to the midsection send TS flying. Mafia waits eagerly for TS to stand, before hitting the F5 successfully! He drags Splitter to the middle of the ring and hooks the leg! 1...2... NO! TimeSplitter kicks out of the F5!

Mafia is shocked, as are the fans, and he misses a Clothesline, allowing TS to hit a Russian Leg Sweep. Mafia however kicks him away and lands a Clothesline, but TS fights back with a Spinning Wheel Kick, followed by a Bulldog. Mafia is sent to the corner, and TS sets him up on the top, before hitting his trademark Hiptoss! TS takes one look at Mafia on the mat, before going back to the top, and landing a perfect elbow from a good 12 feet away!

Mafia takes numerous punches to the head, before TS applies a Side Headlock. Mafia breaks out, but TS hits a Snap Jab, before a second Bulldog. He goes to the top once more, and hits an elbow to the small of the back! TS drags Mafia to his feet, but is knocked against the ropes, before Clotheslining him. Mafia goes to the corner and rips off the top turnbuckle, before hitting another brutal Clothesline!

TS is dragged up by the neck, but he ducks a punch, and gets in two shots before Mafia hits him with a knee to the gut, followed by a string of punches that send him to the outside. TimeSplitter collects himself before getting back into the ring, but falls victim to another Clothesline! TS however nips up, and hits a Spinning Wheel Kick to send the Undisputed Champion to the mat! Mafia gets to his feet, and BAM! EDGECUTION! EDGECUTION! TIMESPLITTER'S GOT IT! 1...2... AND OCEANSMAFIA KICKS OUT!

TimeSplitter keeps up the pressure and hits a Front Suplex. He hooks the leg. 1...2.. kickout! mafia fights back, snapping the head back with jabs, but TS blocks a Clothesline, before applying a Hammerlock. Mafia however backs TS into the corner, before a Shoulder Thrust. TimeSplitter staggers out, before Mafia hoists him up! he goes for the F5, but TimeSplitter counters! Hurricanrana! No! Mafia blocks it, and MY GOD WHAT A JACKKNIFE! He drops on top of TS, who's been folded up! 1...2... NO!! HOW THE HELL DID TIMESPLITTER KICK OUT OF THAT?

Mafia argues with the referee, as TimeSplitter battles up to his feet. Mafia charges at TimeSplitter, but TS counters with a Small Package!! 1...2...3!! HE'S DONE IT! MY GOD HE'S DONE IT! TIMESPLITTER WINS THE UNDISPUTED TITLE! JESUS CHRIST! WITH A SMALL PACKAGE, THE UNDISPUTED TITLE IS ON THE WAY TO RSW, OCEANSMAFIA IS ON THE WAY TO RSW, AND TIMESPLITTER IS ON THE WAY TO THE TOP OF THE WORLD!!

Winner... and NEW UNDISPUTED RAJAH SIMULATION CHAMPION... TimeSplitter
Match length: 7:28

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We see Mafia walking back from his match. He stops in his tracks, as he sees KRob in front of him, smiling

OceansMafia: What the hell do you want

KRob: First of all, since you now work for... me, it's 'What the hell do you want, SIR?' And second, I've got a little job for you to do. Now, I've seen you waiting in the parking lot all day, waiting for people to arrive. And you know what? I haven't seen the Society around today. So, since they're apparently not here, why don't you...

KRob is now stopped in his tracks, as SLARE, heyman and SCC walk past him and Mafia, who si now the one smiling.

OceansMafia: Why don't I what?

KRob: Why don't you kiss my ass? Get the hell away from me...

Why was this picked? I dont know why i picked it, it was just my favorite match in RSW (Sorry for being greedy)



All six men charge at each other as the bell rings, with BBB Suplexing SLARE, Marijuana knocking down heyman, and ok and SCC engaging in a fistfight before hitting a DDT. SLARE fights back against BBB with a Release German Suplex, while Marijuana hits heyman with a Rolling Thunder! The Society then assume full domination, with SCC hitting ok with a Low Blow, heyman firing off on Marijuana and BBB getting choked on the ropes, but Marijuana soon fights back with an Enziguri.

TripleB battles back against SLARE also, hitting a big Gutwrench Powerbomb, but as this happens ok finds himself in a Deathlock at the hands (or feet) of StoneColdChris. SLARE Back Suplexes BBB as heyman uncoils on Marijuana, who is then double teamed as SLARE moves in to assist. TripleB gets up, and heyman moves over to stop him, and the two captains break away from fighting each other.

TripleB is Suplexed by heyman, as SLARE Dropkicks Marijuana, but is then caught by a Backslide! 1...2... kickout! ok fights back on SCC with a Gutbuster, before kneeing him in the ribs. SLARE chokes Marijuana on the ropes, as heyman gives BBB the People's Punch! SLARE levels MJ with a German Suplex, but BBB gets to his feet and hits the Society's captain with a Reverse DDT!

Chris and ok continue their fight, with ok taking a Neckbreaker, before Chris breaks off to double-team BBB, the Foundation's captain. ok however Dropkicks him, before Marijuana flashes past him, having been levelled by heyman_rulez. Aside from heyman however, the RSW half of the three pairings is on top, that is, until SLARE locks BBB in a Half Boston Crab! heyman is then Monkey Flipped, as TripleB is Hiptossed off the top rope!

ok and SCC continue to brawl, exchanging dozens of fists, but the focus again switches to the two captains, as SLARE hits a Triple Suplex on TripleB! StoneColdChris goes to the top rope, but misses the Diving Headbutt on ok, and as heyman takes a second Rolling Thunder from Marijuana, SLARE keeps BBB's head hooked and hits the Super Neckbreaker! 1...2... and ok just manages to break up the three count!

heyman begins to fight back against MJ with a Spinebuster and a Samoan Drop, but he quickly gets Monkey Flipped again! ok is put in the Deathlock for the second time tonight, as SLARE hits a Back Body Drop on BBB that sends him over the top of heyman Rock Bottoming Marijuana! ok sees this however, and having escaped from SCC, hits the Hard Knocks on heyman! This is pure carnage!

TripleB takes a German Suplex from SLARE, as Marijuana and heyman get the best of their respective fights! SLARE goes to the top, but misses with the Missile Dropkick, before TripleB locks on the Mandible Claw! StoneColdChris breaks it up, before going back to assaulting Marijuana. heyman is then laid out by a Back Body Drop from ok, but everyone's attention is on SLARE hitting TripleB with the Super Neckbreaker again! 1...2... and Marijauna breaks it up!

Marijuana turns to SCC, and levels him with a Side Kick, as TripleB Piledrives SLARE! SCC is knocked to the outside by a Dropkick, and ok lands a second Hard Knocks on heyman_rulez! SLARE hits TripleB with a Release German Suplex to regain control of that, the only fight that can result in a decision, and goes for a pin, only to have ok and Marijuana break it up!

ok then turns back to heyman, who has been busted wide open in the melee that has occured up until now. TripleB attacks SCC, before SLARE German Suplexes ok, only to have TripleB Backdrop him! ok regains control, but SCC clamps a Side Headlock on BBB, as heyman hits Marijuana with the Angle Slam! But what the hell is this? That's RWC's Regime, viva_la_raza, Dazz and Funazz! They're distracting the referee! And wait! Dazz has broken off, and OH GOD! He just levelled TripleB with some sort of pipe! StoneColdChris covers as ok and Marijuana are QUINTUPLE TEAMED! 1...2...DAMMIT! DAMMIT! RWC HAS STOLEN THIS MATCH THANKS TO THE REGIME! FOR GOD'S SAKE! AND THAT MEANS THAT HOLY_HOPKINS WILL GET TO RUN RSW FOR A WEEK!

Winners... SLARE, heyman_rulez and StoneColdChris... The Society
Match length: 8:39

Why was this picked? To show all in RSA that Society and Foundation were once like before FOS



RSW TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP
Benpas588 vs The Dunc

Much like the final of the Gauntlet, this match is a mixed affair, with Benpas' powerful style mixing with Dunc's power and technical offence. Both men remain even right through the match, trading Clotheslines and Suplexes. Dunc tries to lock on the Grip of Destiny, but it's blocked! Benpas begins to get some major momentum, and goes for a Buzzsaw Kick, but Dunc ducks!

We pass 4 minutes with both men on the outside. Benpas takes a Back Suplex on the thin mats, before Dunc rolls him back inside. The champ takes a beating, before mounting another comeback, and dropping Dunc with a DDT! The challenger however quickly fights back, and nails a Shooting Star Press! 1...2...3NO!!!!

Dunc is shocked, and argues with the ref, getting Schoolboyed! 1...2.. kickout. Dunc runs into a Clothesline, and as he stands gets drilled with the Buzzsaw Kick! But the force knocked Dunc out of the ring! Benpas climbs outside and throws him back in. 1...2... no!

Both men are visibly fatigued as the match wears on. They punish each other with sluggish forearms, before Dunc clamps on a Grip of Destiny from nowhere! Benpas screams in pain, and claws for the ropes, but nothing! He reaches one more time, but Dunc pulls away! And there's the bell! The Dunc has regained the... WAIT! The ref is saying no! The time limit expired! Benpas and Dunc have drawn, and the title stays where it is

Why was this picked? Sadly This was RSW's Last Match

Slare
August 19th, 2005, 12:50 PM
This is excelelent stuff.

OceansMafia
August 19th, 2005, 1:33 PM
RWC



Match 9: Slare vs Funazz (ladder)
The title is riding high above the ring as these two superstars stare at each other.

Slare pushes Funazz to the ground and stamps on his face, Slare bounces off the ropes and gets the Louz Theouz press on Funazz! Slare tries for this again but this time is hiptossed by Funazz.

Funazz then nails a snapmare and a couple of leg drops on Slare. He picks up the ladder but Slare is back up and gets a hard scoop slam and picks up the ladder. He shoves the ladder in Funazz’s gut sets up the ladder. Funazz knocks the ladder over and hits a hurricanrana on Slare and again sets up the ladder. Funazz knocks Slare down with a dropkick. But wait a minute here’s Nick Reso.

Reso charges to the ring and throws Funazz out of the ring. Reso then gores Funazz on the outside.

Meanwhile Slare is climbing the ladder. Slares got it! Slares the first ever Undisputed Champion!

Funazz will have to settle with the intercontinental title.

Winner: Slare! Time: 5:42


Why was this picked? Not one of the best matches but it was the first ever Main Event and it deserves to be here



Match 5 Slare vs Gentoo vs Zook vs Timesplitter
FATAL FOURWAY UNDISPUTED TITLE MATCH

Slare makes his way to the ring, holding the title. Gentoo makes his way out next followed by Zook. The crowd waits in silence as we await the arrival of Timesplitter............ We're still waiting....... The ref rings the bell.

Wait. The lights have dimmed... There he is! There's Timesplitter! He's making his way down to the ring!

*We cut to the lockerroom and see Nightmare beaten up on the floor.*

All four superstars are in the ring. It's every man for himself and Slares at a severe disadvantage here as he doesn't have to be pinned to lose his title.

Slare starts the match taking down Zook with a clothesline. Timesplitter hits a downward spiral on Gentoo and goes for the cover. 1...2.. Slare breaks it up. Slare and Zook are trading punches as Gentoo hits a snapmare on Timesplitter.

Gentoo goes up top but misses a Swanton on Timesplitter and when he gets back to his feet walks straight into an armdrag. Zook rakes Slares eye and hits a back drop as Gentoo battles back and bulldogs Timesplitter. Gentoo whips Timesplitter into a corner and Zook nails a huge superplex on Timesplitter. Slares hits Gentoo with his big boot. Timesplitter connects with a spinning heel kick on Zook as Slare powerslams Gentoo.

Zook is on his feet and hits a huge powerful chokeslam on timesplitter. Slare hits a back drop on Zook as Gentoo covers Timesplitter. 1..2.. Slare breaks it up with a leg drop. Zook hits a high angle back drop on Gentoo as Timesplitter rolls Slare up for a 2 count.

Zook clothes lines Timesplitter but is then double teamed by Slare and Gentoo for a bit with a double suplex. Timesplitter knocks Slare off his feet with a dropkick. Gentoo then locks on a Mexican surfboard but Slare grabs the bottom rope. Timesplitter climbs the top rope and connects with a Moonsault on Zook! 1...2.. Slare breaks it up again saving his title

Timesplitter takes Gentoo down with an arm drag as Slare lifts Zook over his shoulders. Timesplitter charges and takes down Gentoo and Slare with a spinning heel kick. Zook hits a huge suplex on Timesplitter and covers him 1...2.. Slare breaks it up!

Slare climbs the turnbuckle and hits Gentoo with an elbow drop and applies a headlock on Zook. Timesplitter hits a moonsault on Gentoo 1...2...Slare breaks it up! Zook whips Slare into the corner and hits a huge clothesline as Timesplitter takes Gentoo down with a snap suplex followed by a Lionsault! 1...2.. Slare again breaks it up after German suplex-ing Zook.

Gentoo hits a hurricanrana on Zook then lifts him up for some Sweet Chin Music! 1...2.. Timesplitter breaks it up. Slare back drops Timesplitter as Zook suplex's Gentoo. Zook lifts Gentoo up for a Chokeslam! Timesplitter applies a reverse sleeper to Zook as Slares hits a Leg Drop! On Gentoo. Zook hits sidewalk slam on Timesplitter and walks straight into a Super Neckbreaker! 1..2...3 It's over! Slare survives this hellacious match somehow!

Winner: Slare Time: 11:21

*Slare stands over the 3 men victorious before leaving title in hand*

Why was this picked? It was RWC's First PPV Main Event



Jam-bomb & Baros vs OceansMafia & Pimpdaddy vs Nightmare & Gentoo (Triple threat TLC Tag title)

Baros and OceansMafia have already been in a match today which must surely give team society the advantage. The titles are hanging above the ring. All 6 men are in the ring looking up at the gold.

Nightmare talks to Gentoo at the side then they both go for Baros. Nightmare takes Baros down with a clothesline but Jam-bomb jumps in and takes Nightmare down with a Russian leg sweep. OceansMafia and Pimpdaddy attack Gentoo and hit a double powerbomb. OceansMafia throws Gentoo over the top rope and goes out of the ring and grabs a chair. OceansMafia swings the chair but Gentoo ducks and the chair bounces off the ring post and into OceansMafia’s face! Jam-bomb whips Nightmare into a corner as Baros hits a gutwrench suplex on Pimpdaddy.

Gentoo searches under the ring and pulls out a table which he throws into the ring. Baros and Pimpdaddy trade punches before Baros whips Pimpdaddy in the corner and hits a superplex. Nightmare fights out of the corner and hits a chokeslam on Jam-bomb! Nightmare lifts Jam-bomb up and hits a downward spiral before locking on the ankle lock. Jam-bomb is tapping out but there are no submissions in this match! Nightmare won’t let go of the hold but is bulldogged by Baros!

Pimpdaddy is back up and sets up a table. OceansMafia slides back into the ring and hits a sidewalk slam on Gentoo. Jam-bomb charges at Pimpdaddy but is suplexed through the table! Jam-bomb is motionless. Baros see’s his partner and attacks Pimpdaddy. Pimpdaddy and Baros trade punches. Pimpdaddy gets the upperhand and takes Baros down with a rib breaker closely followed by a brainbuster.

OceansMafia attacks Gentoo with a series of kicks but is assaulted from behind by Nightmare. Nightmare hits a huge spinebuster on OceansMafia before rolling him out the ring. Nightmare throws OceansMafia against the steps as Gentoo sets up the ladder. Pimpdaddy and Baros continue to brawl and send each other over the top rope. Nightmare bodyslams OceansMafia onto an announce table as Gentoo begins to climb the ladder.

Gentoo is within touching distance of the Tag titles but Nightmare signals to OceansMafia laid out on the announce table. Gentoo pauses for a second before launching himself off the ladder through OceansMafia! Holy shit he just risked his life to cause more pain to his opponent. Jam-bomb is slowly coming to in the ring and begins to set up the ladder. Pimpdaddy clotheslines Baros before setting up two tables on the outside. Baros fights back with a flowing DDT.

Nightmare climbs back in the ring as Jam-bomb starts to climb the ladder. Nightmare climbs the ladder as well and both men trade punches. Nightmare over powers Jam-bomb and hits a huge suplex sending both him and Jam-bomb crashing through the tables! Pimpdaddy is thrown back into the ring by Baros. Baros climbs the ropes and hits a flying crossbody. Baros lays the ladder down and hits the RKO on Pimpdaddy on the ladder! Baros sets up the ladder and starts to climb. He grabs the title but Gentoo rushes back in and knocks the ladder down leaving Baros suspended holding the titles. Gentoo quickly sets up the ladder again and climbs it.

Gentoo dives off the ladder and spears Baros. OceansMafia slowly starts to move and re-enters the ring. OceansMafia tries to set up the ladder but turns around into a stiff chair shot by Nightmare! Jam-bomb brawls with Nightmare and whips him into the corner. Jam-bomb kicks Nightmare in the mid section and hits a Stunner! Pimpdaddy hits Baros with a chair and Gentoo sets up the ladder.

Gentoo hits Pimpdaddy with a northern lights suplex before climbing the ladder. Gentoo grabs one of the belts, Jam-bomb climbs the ladder quickly and punches Gentoo. Baros grabs Gentoo’s legs as Jam-bomb grabs the titles. And falls to the ground!

Winners: Jam-bomb & Baros Time: 5:20


Why was this picked? One of the greatest Tag Team Matches RWC had



Match 1 OceansMafia vs Gentoo

OceansMafia makes his way to the ring and is shortly followed by Gentoo. This is Gentoo’s first match of the night as later on he will square off against OceansMafia’s tag team partner, Pimpdaddy in the second match of the best of 7 series. Mafia won the title off of Nightmare and has since looked unbeatable.

The bell rings and OceansMafia is immediately on the offensive looking to get this match over quickly with a couple of right hands followed by a stiff DDT, he picks Gentoo up and hits a second DDT before going for a quick pin, 1….2….. Gentoo kicks out just before the count of three. Oceansmafia whips Gentoo in to the ropes but is elbowed away, before OceansMafia can recover Gentoo jumps onto the top rope and hits a diving clothesline. Gentoo begins to stomp away as Oceansmafia struggles to get to his feet.


Oceansmafia finally regains his balance only to receive a right hand that spins him around, Gentoo takes the opportunity to hit a high angle back drop. Gentoo goes for the cover, 1….2….kickout just in time by Oceansmafia.

Gentoo and Oceansmafia trade punches in the middle of the ring. Oceansmafia gets the upper hand, chopping Gentoo before sending him crashing to the mat with a huge powerbomb. Oceansmafia looks pissed and picks Gentoo up again, He hits another powerbomb before locking on an ankle lock in the middle of the ring. Gentoo screams in agony as Oceansmafia attempts to unscrew his foot like a jar, Gentoo reaches for the rope and just manages to hook his fingers round them, the referee breaks the hold

Oceansmafia goes for the pin. 1…2….3 no Gentoo somehow manages to get his shoulder up. Oceansmafia pulls Gentoo to his feet and signals the end to the crowd, he lifts Gentoo up for the F5 but Gentoo somehow manages to count it by turning it into DDT. Gentoo tries a quick role up pin. 1….2….no Oceansmafia kickout.

Both men climb to their feet. Oceansmafia charges at Gentoo and attempts to hit and running clothesline but Gentoo ducks under it and Oceansmafia takes down the ref. Oceansmafia bounces back off the rope right into DDT by Gentoo. Gentoo thinks about reviving the ref but has a better idea and slides out the ring, grabs a chair and takes it back into the ring with him.

Pimpdaddy is up on the apron and Gentoo knocks him off with a vicious swing of the chair. Oceansmafia is just getting to his feet and turns Gentoo around and hits the F-5, the ref is coming too. 1…2…. No Gentoo kicked out! Mafia picks up Gentoo again put is pushed away, Gentoo grabs the chair and thrusts it into Mafia’s gut before bringing it down on his head Gentoo covers Mafia, surely that’s it 1…2….3 He won it! Gentoo is the new Hardcore champion. What a way to kick off the PPV and for Gentoo to kick off his night.



Winner: Gentoo Time: 4:53

Why was this picked? This started Gentoo's LONNNNNNG Hardcore title run



Match 5 Elimination Chamber

As Gentoo leaves celebrating his victory Pimpdaddy stays in the ring as the demonic structure lowers around him. The match is now, a match people will be talking about for years to come. The structure is completely in place as Pimpdaddy locks himself in one of the chambers.

The crowd goes silent in anticipation of the next superstar to enter the chamber. A huge Pyro goes off as Zook’s music hits. The crowd erupts as Zook slowly makes his way out. Some fans believe Zook has a “big” chance of winning here tonight. Zook climbs the steps and enters the structure. Zook looks around him before entering a chamber. The crowd looks on as Diamond Joe’s music blasts through the PA system. Diamond Joe makes his way out to the ring, Zook and Diamond Joe have not exactly been on best terms in recent weeks. Diamond Joe goes to Zook’s chamber and talks some trash before entering another chamber.

The next person out will be the last person to enter a chamber. We all know it won’t be Slare so will it be Funazz or Fasho? A pyro explodes and out from the flames walks Fasho! Fasho looks really intense as he makes his way down to ramp and into the chamber. Fasho locks his chamber door shut and has a look around. Funazz is out next and the usual over the top entrance looks slightly subdued. Funazz climbs into the ring and has a look around. The crowd go quiet in anticipation of the arrival of the Undisputed Champion.

Slare’s music blasts out. Ironic really that the last time these two met was the last PPV were Slare recaptured the gold in an epic 60 man Iron man Match. You have to feel that these two men know each other like the back of their hands.

The bell rings and this match up is underway.

Slare and Funazz circle each other, neither one willing to make a mistake, or slip up. The two men tie up, Slare rolls around the back of Funazz and attempts a german suplex only to have Funazz land on his feet. Slare turns around and lets fly on Funazz with a series of right hands, all which are blocked by Funazz. Funazz kicks Slare but Slare catches his foot, Funazz spins around and knocks Slare down with his other foot.

Funazz lifts up Slare and hits a hurricanrana. Slare is quickly to his feet and bounces off the ropes knocking Funazz down with a shoulderblock. Slare picks up Funazz but is pushed away, Funazz whips Slare against the ropes and sends him flying over it onto the steel with a dropkick. Funazz follows him quickly and hits an elbow drop to his heart. Slare is quickly back up and both men trade punches before Slare hits a belly to belly suplex onto the steel!

Funazz is writhing in pain but kicks Slare in the head when he tries to pick him up. Funazz rams Slare head into the steel before kicking Slare in the leg. Funazz sets Slare up and catapults him against the steel. Slare’s face bounces right of the steel and Funazz follows it up with a Russian leg sweep. Funazz picks up Slare only to knock him back down with a clothesline. 10….9….8…..7… Funazz applies a headlock to Slare. 4….3…..2….1 The lights around the chamber flash up before stopping on Zook’s chamber.

Zook is out and quickly climbs other the top rope and throws Funazz headfirst into the bulletproof Plexiglas of the vacant chamber! Zook throws Slare back into the ring and lands a leg drop to his throat. Zook has been in the ring only a matter of seconds yet has caused carnage already! Zook lifts up Slare but Slare fights back with right hands followed by a sick DDT. Slare locks on an armbar but Zook easily fights out of it. Zook bounces Slare off the ropes and into a one-armed sidewalk slam.

Funazz is back up and hits a bulldog on Zook. Funazz lifts him up before sending him into the corner where he, and Slare stomp a mudhole in Zook. Slare lifts up Zook and tells Funazz something. Slare and Funazz double team Zook only for Zook to fight back and hit a double chokeslam! Zook covers Slare .1…2…. no Slare powers out. Zook turns around and is meet by the boot of Funazz. Funazz jumps up top but misses an elbow drop!

Slare kicks Zook in the gut before hitting a swinging neckbreaker. Slare turns on Funazz and hits a high angle back drop on him followed by a leg lock. Funazz manages somehow to power out of the hold and get back to his feet. Funazz charges at Slare and takes him down with a headscissor takedown. Zook turns Funazz around and hits a huge modified spinebuster! 1…2… Funazz gets the shoulder up.

10…9….8….7….6….5 Zook takes Slare down with a big boot 3….2….1 the lights whir around again before releasing Fasho! Fasho eagerly enter the match hitting a reverse diving DDT on Norman Zook. Fasho lifts Slare up and hits a backbreaker before turning his attention to Funazz. Funazz charges at Fasho and knocks him down with a spinning heel kick.

Fasho is quickly up and hoist Funazz onto his shoulders and hitting an F-5. Slare knocks Zook down and climbs to the top rope. Slare looks up and climbs to the top of the cell! Slare looks down but see’s Zook has moved out of the way. Zook picks up Funazz’ lifeless body and hits a huge chokeslam before being back dropped by Fasho. Slare looks down. Before launching himself off and hitting a huge Leg drop from the top of a chamber to Funazz! Slare puts his arm across Funazz 1…2….3 He’s gone! It took 3 and a bit finishers but Funazz is the first to be eliminated from the Elimination Chamber!

Fasho and Zook continue to brawl as Slare recovers. Zook overpowers Fasho and hits a shoulder breaker. Zook locks on the camel clutch but Fasho manages to fight out of it. Fasho knocks Zook down with a huge clothesline before hitting a hard scoop slam. Slare charges in and hits a side suplex to Fasho before locking on an ankle lock on Zook.

Zook is screaming in agony but somehow reverses the hold, placing Slare in the ankle lock! Slare is now screaming in pain as Fasho clobbers Zook in the back of the head. Fasho picks up Zook and hits a huge F-5 1…2….. Zook kicked out! 10…9….8…. Slare knocks Fasho down with a flurry of punches 5…4….3….2…..1… Pimpdaddy has entered the match up!

Pimpdaddy goes straight for Slare knocking him off his feet with a huge spear. Pimpdaddy picks up Slare and hits a huge brainbuster as Zook hits a rib breaker on Fasho. Pimpdaddy whips Slare into the corner and hits a huge chokeslam out onto the unforgiving steel! Zook lifts Fasho up but is pushed away. Fasho hits a shoulder breaker but Zook is straight back up. Pimpdaddy continues to stomp on Slare as Zook knocks Fasho down with a big boot.

Zook waits for Fasho to get to his feet and as soon as he does hits a tombstone! 1….2….3 Fasho’s been eliminated! Pimpdaddy reenters the ring and knee’s Zook in the gut before taking him off his feet with a thrust to his throat. Slare hits a back drop on Pimpdaddy before climbing to the top rope. Slare launches himself off and lands an elbow to the heart of Pimpdaddy!

Zook picks up Slare and gives him a chokeslam! Zook hooks the leg. 1….2… But the champion powers out! Zook jumps on Slare and knocks him out with a series of hard right hands to the face. Pimpdaddy is up. Zook runs at Pimpdaddy but runs straight into a tilt a whirl slam! Pimpdaddy lifts Zook up again and, with the help of Slare, hits a double powerbomb. Slare turns on Pimpdaddy and sends him crashing to the mat with a huge clothesline.

The lights whir again and this time we know who is going to enter. 10…9…8…7…6…. 5…. 4…. 3…. 2….1 Diamond Joe’s chamber unlock and he quickly enters the ring.

Diamond Joe goes straight for Zook. Lifting him up before hitting a huge flowing DDT. Slare lifts Pimpdaddy up and hits a facebuster. Diamond Joe sends Zook over the top rope with a reverse elbow as Slare kicks Pimpdaddy in the gut. Slare throws Fasho to the mat before hitting a huge Leg drop! 1…2… Pimpdaddy kicks out!

Diamond Joe throws Zook against the Steel before rolling him back into the ring. Pimpdaddy is back on his feet and catches Slare out with an eye rake before hitting a huge spinebuster. Diamond Joe covers Zook but Zook kicks out almost straight away. Zook knocks Joe down with a big boot as Pimpdaddy hits a gutbuster on Slare.

Zook lifts Joe up but is kicked away, Joe knocks Zook down with a dragon screw before applying the sharpshooter! Pimpdaddy lifts Slare up but is pushed away and Slare hits a super neckbreaker! Slare hooks the leg 1…2…. Pimpdaddy kicked out! Zook is still locked in the sharpshooter and screaming in pain. Zook tries to grab the ropes but Diamond Joe just pulls him back into the center of the ring.

Zook has no choice and eventually tapes leaving us just with 3 men! Slare picks up Pimpdaddy and hits a double suplex. Joe lifts up Pimpdaddy and they go for the suplex again however Pimpdaddy hits a huge double chokeslam. Pimpdaddy picks up Slare and hits the Death Valley Driver! 1…2….3 The champ is gone! We will have a new champion by the end of tonight. Will it by Pimpdaddy or Diamond Joe?

Pimpdaddy knee’s Diamond Joe in the gut but misses a big boot. Diamond Joe hits a stalling suplex on Pimpdaddy. Joe lifts him up but Pimpdaddy kicks him away and hits the Last ride! 1….2…. No Diamond Joe kicked out! Diamond Joe and Pimpdaddy trade punches before Diamond Joe hits a flowing DDT. Diamond Joe locks on the sharpshooter! This is the move that eliminated Zook. Pimpdaddy is writhing in pain. Pimpdaddy’s going to tap!!! Pimpdaddy crawls and grabs the bottom rope! But Joe pulls him back into the ring! Pimpdaddy stretches and pulls himself to the ropes once more, forcing Joe to break the hold.

Joe lifts Pimpdaddy up and bounces him off the ropes into a powerslam! 1…2… Pimpdaddy gets the shoulder up! Joe lifts Pimpdaddy up again but is kicked away. Pimpdaddy hits a huge backbreaker before lifting up Joe. Pimpdaddy hoist Joe up and hits the last ride! 1….2….3 It’s over! The epic battle is over, and Pimpdaddy. The man who stood no chance is the new Undisputed champion! What a great match by all 6 men, but in the end Pimpdaddy is left standing.



Winner: Pimpdaddy Time: 17:34

Why was this Picked? This was the start of RWC long running Great PPV Main Events (Basiclly Till now RWC's Main events were kind sour)



Pimpdaddy, Timesplitter and Fasho are lounging around drinking beer when Oceansmafia walks out of the locker room.

Oceans “Well lads i'm off to the fancy dress party.”

All three men look round, Timesplitter and Fasho begin howling with laughter while Pimpdaddy just shakes his head.

TS. “I love the tights man, they suit you.”

Fasho “Who are you meant to be?”

“I’m bloody Robin Hood you dumb ass!”

Pimp “oh ok, we just thought you were going down the shops.”

All three men fall about laughing when suddenly the door crashes open and SLARE walks in.

SLARE “At last I have finally caught you Robin Hood.”

Fasho “Who the flying fuck are you meant to be?”

SLARE “I’m the Sheriff of Scotland, who do you think?”

Fasho “Don’t you mean Nottingham?”

SLARE “No, I’m from Scotland.”

Timesplitter grins

TS “Hey Sheriff, isn’t haggis made from sheep’s bollocks?”

All four members of Pimpmafia burst into uncontrollable fits of laughter as SLARE’s face becomes very red and he storms out of the room screaming

SLARE “It’s not fucking made of sheep’s bollocks!”


Why was this picked? One of the funnest Skits RWC had



Match 6 Stone Cold Chris vs. OceansMafia - Last man standing match

So here it is. The match the Ic tournament has been building. The winner vs The Champ. Will Mafia becom the first ever two time RWC champion or will Stone Cold Chris continue his reign as the longest IC holder. Whoever gets their opponent knocked down for the 10 count will be the champ. Let's get this match going.

Stone Cold Chris comes out with the IC title. Chris slowly makes his way to the ring. Chris holds his title high above his head. Mafia's music blazes out Mafia comes out with his tag title. Mafia holds his title up mocking Chris. Mafia hands his title to the ref to look after. Mafia has won 2 out of 2 so far. Will he make it 3? Or will Chris get some payback after the Tag title match?

They lock up. Stone Cold Chris rolls around the back of Mafia and attempts a German suplex. Mafia lands on his feet and hits a russian leg sweep. Mafia hits a Russian neck drop. Mafia begins to stomp on Chris who rolls out of the ring.

Chris grabs a chair and slides back into the ring. Mafia pulls the chair off of him and swings only to miss. Chris punches Mafia in the head before hitting a knee smash and a dragon screw. Chris locks on an Indian Death Lock but Mafia fights out of it. Mafia gets to his feet and hits a back breaker before grabbing the chair.

Mafia swings at Chris and cloicks him right on the head. Mafia repeatedly hits Chris before dropping the chair. 1....2....3....4....5....6... Chris gets to his feet. Chris ducks a big boot before hitting a release German suplex. Stone Cold Chris lifts Mafia up only to kick him in the gut and hit a spinebuster.

Chris climbs to the top rope and connects with a knee drop. 1...2....3....4.... Mafia is to his feet quickly and kicks Chris in the stomcah before hitting a powerbomb! Mafia rolls out of the ring and picks up a sledgehammer. OceansMafia slides back into the ring to be met by a series of punches from Stone Cold Chris.

Chris low blows Mafia before hitting a swinging neckbreaker. Stone Cold Chris lifts Mafia up before hitting a pedigree! Is that enough to keephim down for the 10? 1.......2.......3......4....5.....6....7.....8... Mafia pulls himself up. Mafia charges at Chris but runs straight into another huge spinebuster. Stone Cold Chris kicks Mafia in the groin again before sliding out of the ring and grabbing a chair. Chris slides backinto the ring but Mafia pulls the chair off of him. Mafia thrust the chair into his gut before bringing it down on his head!

Stone Cold Chris is busted wide open! Blood is gushing out! 1...2...3...4....5...6...7...8....9... Chris somehow gets up! Chris and Mafia lock up again, Mafia pushes Chris away and hits a shoulderbreaker. 1...2....3...4 Chris is to his feet again and this time ducks a clothesline and hits a backbreaker. Chris hauls Mafia up and hits a second Pedigree! 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9....... Mafia gets to his feet! Neither men will stay down!

Mafia hits a bearhug front slam before grabbing the sledghammer. Mafia waits for Chris to get to his feet before knocking him straight back down with a vicious swing of the sledgehamer! Mafia hits Chris 3 more times in the ribs before dropping the sledgehammer 1..2...3...4...5...6....7...8... Chris gets to his feet again!

Chris and Mafia tie up. Chris rolls around the back and hits a reverse suplex. Chris picks Mafia up and attempts a pedigree but Mafia reverses it. Mafia kicks Stone Cold Chris in the stomach before hitting an F-5! 1...2....3...4...5...6...7...8...9... Chris got up again! What a battle. Mafia can't believe it and slidesoutof the ring grabbing another chair.

Mafia rolls into the ring and swings for Chris but Chris ducks. Chris pulls the chair off of Mafia before hitting him right in the head with it! Now OceansMafia is bleeding! 1...2....3....4....5....6....7....8....9... Mafia pullshimself up with help from the ropes! Mafia and Chris stare at each other. Blood pouring down their faces.

They tieup. Chris applies a side headlock but Mafia counters it and htis the F-5! by god both men are down! 1.....2....3....4....5....6...7.. Mafia gets to his feet and holds onto the ropes 8...9....10 ! He's won it! Mafia is the first ever RWC two time IC champion and has ended Stone Cold Chris' historic reign! a match bothcompetitors must be proud of



Winner: OceansMafia Time: 9:06

Why was this picked? This wasn't even a main event and this is the match that most people say Stole the show



Match 7 Pimpdaddy vs Jam-bomb vs SLare vs TripleB
RWC Undisputed title match


One month ago, everything changed. A brutal Elimination chamber was overshadowed as one man waged war on another federation. In that Elimination chamber match, Pimpdaddy was victorious, leading to a lengthy title reign, ending the reign of Slares. Then there is our third participant, undecided, where will his loyalties lie?

The stage was set, or was it? Suddenly, a foriegn competitor is added to the match, a compeditor who has the chance to take it all home..
One mans title reign, another mans dilemma ,one mans attempt at glory, and another mans attempt at retribution.

First out here comes Jam-Bomb, he is met by a mixed reaction as the fans are un sure of just whose side he is on. Next, Triple B appears, with the RSW Undisputed title draped over his shoulder. He is RSW through and through, being met with a barrage of jeers.

Next, the lights dim, and Slares music hits, “let it go” by limp bizkit accompanies Slare to the ring, as, for the first time in his career, he is being cheered. Making his way to the ring though, Slare is completely focused, will this be his night?

Now, here comes the champion, Pimpdaddy, focusing solely on the men in the ring, also extremely focused. This is it,Its like RWC vs. RSW right here….you know what they say, Its pimping time! And this one is for the RWC title.

The bell rings as all four men take a corner of the ring. Pimp and Slare then move together and begin to talk, as do Jam-bomb and Triple B. Pimp and Slare run at Jam-Bomb and BBB, Knocking them down. Slare knocks Jam-bomb to the outside, While Pimp and BBB go at it in the ring. Pimp knocks BBB down with an uppercut and follows it with a legdrop. Pimp picks BBB up and hits a body slam followed by a few boots to the ribs. Slare on the outside is trading punches with Jam-bomb.

Slare rolls jam-bomb into the ring, and joins the other three himself. Pimp and Slare knock both down with clotheslines, Then whip both into opposite corners. Pimp and Slare then both hit running stinger splashes at opposite corners, then whip Jam and BBB into each other, knocking both down. BBB gets up and hits Slare in the mid-section. Driving him into a suplex. Pimp sees this and attempts to knock him down, but Jam cuts him off and throws him to the outside. Slare is now being double teamed.

BBB goes outside and grabs a chair, first smashing Pimp in the gut, then going in the ring. Jam-bomb lifts the chair aloft and smacks Slare in the head, bringing him to the knees, kicks him in the gut and STUNNER, STUNNER on Slare!….BBB takes the pin…1…..2….Pimp breaks it up! I suppose he didn’t want to be double teamed either.

Pimp whips BBB into the corner and hits a superplexas Slare gets to his feet. SLare knocks Jam-bomb down with a gutwrench suplex. Slare hits a leg drop before lifting Jam-bomb up. Jam-bomb fights backwith a shuffle side kick and a hurricanrana. BBB knocks Pimp down with a manhattan drop. BBB picks Pimp up only to be knocked back and powerbombed by the champ!

Slare gets to his knees and hits a desperation low blow on Jam-bomb. Pimp takes this opportunity, and locks Jam-bomb between his legs….Last ride! Slare goes up top…..Frog Splash….1..2…3! Jam-Bomb is gone, and BBB didn’t even attempt to break up the fall. It's down to these 3 men. Slare, Pimp and tripleB



Eliminated: Jam-Bomb Time: 4:56




BBB immediately jumps on Pimpdaddy knocking him down while Slare recouperated from hitting that frog splash. BBB hits a powerslam 1..2…no, Pimp kicks out. BBB goes on the attack again while Salre rolls outside to catch a wind. Pimp retaliates with a chop, BBB hits one, Pimp again, BBB again, Pimp whips BBB to the corner, wrenches the arm and walks the top rope, crashing down on BBBs arm. Pimp hold onto the arm and locks in an armbar, but BBB gets the ropes.

Slare is still on the outside. Looking on at the action inside the ring. BBB gets to his feet and ducks a big boot before laying out Pimpdaddy with a DDT. BBB climbs to the top rope and connects with and elbow drop 1....2.... Pimpdaddy powers out. Pimpdaddy gets up and kicks BBB in the gut before hitting a brain buster.

Pimpdaddy picks TripleB up again and hammers him in the head before hitting a chokeslam! 1....2... No The RSW champ kicks out! What is Slare doing? He'sjust waiting for these two men to tear each other apart! Pimpdaddy and Triple B trade blows again as Pimp takes the advantage hitting a pumphandle slam.

TripleB gets to his feet and hits a underhook suplex. BBB lifts Pimpdaddy up but gets knocked back. Pimpdaddy hits a sidewalks slam. Pimp plays to the crowd, what the hell, out of nowhere, its Slare, grabbing Pimpdaddy….STD, STD, STD! Slare waits in the corner as TripleB hooks the leg….1….3 Pimpdaddy is gone, the champ has been eliminated, and it looks like all alliances are out the window.



Eliminated: Pimpdaddy: 7:13




We are down to two now, and we definitely have a new champion. Slare and BBB stare each other down, these two were once friends, leading the foundation together, but now, this is for the RWC title. RWC vs RSW So much history andpassion in that ring right now.

They lock up, Slare shoots BBB against the ropes, big back body drop there by Slare. Slare goes on the offence, hitting powerslam followed by an elbow drop. Picking BBB up, Slare sees the chair lying across the ring. With a sick smile on his face, Slare hits a low blow on BBB and sets after the chair. Slare picks up the chair, but is distracted by something in the entranceway. ITS….ITS…OK AND MARAJUIANA…FROM RSW.....They step into the ring beside BBB as BBB takes a mic.

“This, ladies and gentlemen is the Foundation. You might be familiar with us Slare, you were once one of us, and you could be again…. Join us Slare”

BBB extends his hand. Will Slare forget the Society….What the hell, Slare shook his hand…Wait, Slare knocks BBB down, but is jumped by the rest of the newly-reformed Foundation. This aint right! RSW are goiung to win the RWC undisputed championship!

Slare is getting a beat down here….but wait, it’s the Society, its Gentoo and Nightmare. The sides are evened out…Nightmare goes for OK hitting a huge chokeslam, Gentoo hits Mara..wait a minure, marajuiana ducked, GENTOO JUST CLOCKED SLARE WITH A SUPERKICK. BBB goes for the pin…1….2..Slare kicked out!

Marajuana throws Gentoo out of the ring. Nightmare grabs a chair as Gentoo & MArijuana brawl on the outside. Who's that now, Here comes Mr. Hopkins, trying to break this up. The action has splilled outside, with Slare and BBB lying prone in the ring. Slare has been busted open by that Superkick and BBB just took a chair shot from Nightmare.

Both men get to their feet trading punches, Slare goes to the ropes and hits a clothesline, knocking BBB down, but he gets straight back up, BBB then knocks down Slare, who in turn gets up. These two don’t want to let up. Slare wants to be a 3 time champ, and BBB wants to be a double title holder. Slare hits a suplex, holds on, and hits another one. Holding onto BBB he goes to the top and hits a huge Superplex 1..2…no. BBB kicked out!

Slare locks in a sleeper, BBB powers out and hits a back drop. BBB now goes to the top, flying off, is met with a kick to the gut, STD STD STD….1….2…..TripleB kicks out, oh my god BBB kicked out of Slares finishing manuever. Slare cant believe this and goes wild. Slare grabs the chair, Swings it, BBB ducks, Takedown and locks a figure four leg-lock on Slare….Slare is desperate, so close to tapping!!

He's struggling to turn over, reversing the pressure……Slare gets it, and turns BBB over, the pressure is now on BBB……WHAT THE HELL, HOPKINS JUST SIGNALLED FOR THE BELL, I DON’T THINK BBB TAPPED, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

“Your winner as a result of a Submission…..and new RWC champion….Slare!!”


Why was this picked? This was in the same night as the SCC vs Mafia LMS....This was the other match that was down right INSANE



15 Man battle royal

Gentoo’s music hits so I guess he’s out first. Remember the winner of tonight’s match will get a title shot on Monday! Fasho is out next and this match is underway. Fasho bounces off the ropes and ducks a dropkick before knocking Gentoo down with a huge clothesline. Fasho lifts Gentoo up and whips him against the ropes.

Mafia is next out and hits a Russian leg sweep on Fasho Mafia whips Fasho against the ropes but Fasho lands on the outside. Mafia tries to knock Fasho off and Gentoo helps but Fasho falls to the mat and rolls back in. Fasho kicks Mafia in the stomach before hitting the F-5

The buzzer goes and out comes Stone Cold Chris. Chris charges in and is met by Fasho. Fasho tries to knock him down but Chris blocks the clothesline and hits a pedigree! Gentoo is trying to eliminate Mafia but Chris bounces off the ropes and clotheslines himself and Gentoo out of the ring and out of the rumble! The two men continue to brawl up the ramp way.

Mafia gets to his feet as Da One’s music hits. Mafia trades blows with Da One before Fasho whips Mafia against the ropes. Fasho tries to eliminate Mafia but Mafia elbows Fasho in the gut and gets back into the ring. Mafia bounces off the ropes and knocks Fasho down with a shoulderblock. Da One it’s a reverse DDT on Mafia.

NattyDred is out next and goes straight for Mafia, NattyDred hits a European uppercut before hitting the Sweet Chin Music! Fasho gets to his feet and catches Da One in a sidewalk Slam. Fasho whips NattyDred against the ropes before hitting a hiptoss. Fasho begins to choke NattyDred. Da One is up and whips Fasho into the corner.

Takerholic is the 7th man to enter the Rumble. With only 2 men gone this rumble could go either way. Holic enters the rumble and hits a suplex on Mafia before whipping NattyDred into the ropes. Holic almost sends NattyDred over the top rope with a big boot, but NattyDred held on. Fasho fights out of the corner and powerbombs Da One.

The lights Dim as Nightmare makes his way into the rumble. Nightmare, Takerholic, Da One, Fasho, Mafia & NattyDred now occupy the ring. Nightmare comes straight in and hits the F-U on Takerholic. Fasho whips Mafia against the ropes but Mafia reverses the whip and throws Fasho out of the rumble. Da One charges at Nightmare but is caught in a chokeslam.

The 9th superstar in the rumble is Funazz! He’s barely walking but Funazz slides into the ring and goes for Mafia. Nightmare lifts Da One above his head and throws him out of the ring!! Takerholic tries to get a cheap shot in on Nightmare but Nightmare turns around and blocks it. Nightmare throws Takerholic into the ropes before knocking him over and out of the rumble with a super kick.

10th superstar to enter the Royal Rumble is Baro…. No It’s not it’s It’s DUNC! Dunc is coming to the ring accompanied by Lexi! Funazz misses a dropkick on Nightmare and Nightmare, with the help of OceansMafia eliminates Funazz. Dunc slides in the ring and knocks NattyDred down with a powerbomb. Mafia & Nightmare try to double team Dunc but Dunc pushes both of them away before eliminating NattyDred.

11th man out is Timesplitter. Nightmare has Dunc over the ropes hanging on to the apron. Nightmare is going to eliminate Dunc here surely! What! Mafia just threw Nightmare over the top rope. I guess there are no teams in this match! Timesplitter hits a high angle backdrop on Mafia before being caught in the spinebuster by Dunc

The 12th superstar to enter the rumble is Diamond Joe! He’s on holiday I thought! Guess he’s come back for this match. Diamond Joe, Dunc, Timesplitter & Mafia are in the ring. Mafia has been in since number 3!! Joe goes for Timesplitter hitting the Last ride! Mafia & Dunc begin to brawl. Mafia almost eliminates Dunc but Lexi slides into the ring and hits the widows peak! Dunc gets back into the ring and teams up with Diamond Joe to help eliminate Timesplitter!

13th superstar is… Draco!! I haven’t seen him for ages! Draco runs into the ring and hits a huge chokeslam on Diamond Joe. Dunc hits a brainbuster on Draco as Mafia gets to his feet. Mafia charges at Dunc and throws him down. Draco tries to eliminate Diamond Joe but Joe rolls back into the ring.

The 14th, penultimate superstar, is Jam-bomb! I guess he’s trying to win a shot at the title before leaving for good! Jam-bomb slides in and hits the Sweet Chin Music on Dunc! Lexi hops up onto the apron to distract Jam-bomb as Draco & Mafia team up and throw Jam-bomb over the tope rope. Mafia turns on Draco and sends him flying over the rope!

The 15th and final superstar to enter the rumble is…. Mr. Hopkins??! So it’s either Mr. Hopkins, Dunc, Mafia or Diamond Joe who will go on to face Slare this Monday. Hopkins enters the ring and kicks Diamond Joe in the gut before hitting a huge JackHammer. Dunc knocks Mr. Hopkins down with a clothesline before jumping up to the top rope and connecting with the Shooting Star press!

Mafia picks Diamond Joe up and knocks him over the top rope. Mafia and Dunc go at it back and forth as Mr. Hopkins gets to his feet. Dunc throws Mafia over the top rope but Mafia holds on. Mr. Hopkins tries to eliminate both men but the slip back into the ring. Dunc whips Mr. Hopkins into the ropes and sends him flying over the top with a dropkick.

So it’s Down to Mafia & Dunc. The two men go at it trading blows. Dunc kicks Mafia in the gut but Mafia elbows Dunc in the ribs before hitting a shoulderbreaker. Mafia throws Dunc over the ropes but he lands on the apron and fights his way back in. Dunc ducks a clothesline and almost eliminates Mafia but Mafia fights back.

Dunc whips Mafia into the corner before leapfrogging him and connecting with the Shooting Star Press! Slare runs down to ringside and grabs Lexi as she tries to get onto the apron. Dunc turns around and talks trash to Slare, who is holding Lexi. Dunc tries to reach over but Mafia upends him and throws him over the top rope! Mafia’s won it!

Slare drops Lexi and walks backwards grinning as Dunc looks on furiously from the outside.

Winner: OceansMafia

Why was this picked? I know i know i am picking a lot of matches i was in...but in RWC i had a miracle run..and this was just the start of it by finally beating Dunc at his own game kind of



Fasho vs Stone Cold Chris vs Baros vs Nightmare

All 4 men have legit claims to one half of the tag title. Tonight if they win the match they will be guaranteed just that, even if their partner should lose. The bell rings and this match is underway.

Stone Cold Chris immediately charges at Fasho and knocks him down with a huge clothesline. Baros runs at Chris but Nightmare interrupts with a sidewalk slam. Fasho is back on his feet and whips Chris into the corner. Fasho lifts Chris up and drops him onto the turnbuckle head first. Nightmare bounces off the ropes and lands an elbow to Baros’ heart.

Baros is quickly back up and kicks Nightmare in the midsection before hitting a rib breaker and turning his attention to Fasho. Fasho is hammering on Stone Cold Chris but Baros hits a Russian leg sweep. Baros quickly climbs to the top rope and hits an elbow drop, hitting both Stone Cold Chris and Fasho.

Baros gets to his feet but Nightmare wraps his arms around his waist and his a German suplex. Nightmare hops up to the top rope and leaps off scoring with a frog splash 1…2... Baros kicks out. Fasho is up and whips Nightmare into the corner before propping him onto the top rope. Chris also gets up and trades punches with Baros before hitting a suplex.

Fasho scores with a superplex and hooks the leg but Chris is quick to break it up. Chris lifts Fasho up and takes him down with a huge spinebuster before hooking the leg. 1.…2... Baros breaks it up. Baros hits an inverted DDT on Chris as Nightmare is up on his feet and locks on the edgecater on Fasho. Fasho fights out of it and takes Nightmare down with a gutbuster.

Baros picks Chris up and scores with the RKO 1….2…. Fasho broke up the pinfall. Fasho and Nightmare double team on Baros, they whip him into the corner and set him up on the top rope. Nightmare climbs up to the top as Fasho kicks Stone Cold Chris in the gut before scoring with the F-5!

Fasho hooks the leg as Nightmare connects with a superplex! 1….2….3 He got it! Fasho is one half of the Tag champs! Nightmare can’t believe it

Winner: Fasho


Why was this picked? One of the biggest Upsets i can remember enjoying reading about in RWC



Hopkins, Slare & NattyDread vs Jam-bomb, Dunc & Krob.

Hopkins and Slare make their way out before announcing NattyDread will take OceansMafia’s place. Jam-bomb Dunc and Krob are out next to a chorus of boo’s All 3 men make their way to the ring Krob begins to shoot his mouth off at Hopkins about something. Hopkins charges at Krob and a clothesline sends both men over the top rope. They continue to trade blows before Krob sends Hopkins over the security barrier.

Hopkins fights back with some right hands. Both men trade blows through the crowd. I guess that leaves it down to these four men then. Slare and NattyDread have a brief conversation before agreeing. Slare gets in the ring and will start the match off against the Undisputed champion, the man he will meet on Tuesday Jam-bomb

Both men circle each other before Slare makes the first move with a shoulder block. Jam-bomb is quickly up and looks unfazed. Slare hits another shoulderblock but again Jam-bomb gets straight to his feet. Jam-bomb takes Slare down with a front face dropkick before following it up with a snapmare. Jam-bomb picks Slare up but Slare fights back with some right hands followed by a one armed suplex.
Slare makes the tag and they take Jam-bomb down with a double suplex. NattyDread lifts up the champion and whips him against the ropes and into a powerslam 1….2. Jam-bomb easily kicks out. Jam-bomb gets to his feet and ducks a right hand before taking NattyDread down with a Neckbreaker. Jam-bomb is fired up and lifts NattyDread up and executes a rib breaker before making the tag to “the destined one” Dunc enters an RWC ring for the first time, officially anyway.

Dunc comes in and takes the young talented NattyDread down with a gutwrench suplex. Dunc stalks over NattyDread before lifting him up and scoring with a suplex. NattyDread crawls to Slare. Dunc looks at him and just nods, urging Slare to bring it on. NattyDread gets the tag and these two giants go at it! Blow for blow, punch for punch never man is letting the other take the advantage.

Slare gets the upperhand with a low blow and follows it up with the STD! 1……2…. Dunc kicks out! Dunc gets to his feet and whips Slare into the corner. Dunc begins to hammer on Slare before scoring with a superplex. Dunc looks around before locking on the grip of destiny! Will Slare tap?! Slare’s fading, he’s going to tap but NattyDread breaks the hold.

Dunc floors NattyDread with a big boot before tagging in Jam-bomb who goes up top and hits connects with a swanton on Slare! 1….2… No Slare kicked out! Jam-bomb picks Slare up and takes him down with a shuffle side kick. Slare tries to fight back with a release german suplex but Jam-bomb lands on his feet. Jam-bomb misses a shuffle side kick and clocks the referee! Slare is caught in a DDT

It’s OceansMafia! Mafia is hobbling to the ring! He’s attacking Jam-bomb F-5 to Jam-bomb! Dunc runs in, F-5 to Dunc NattyDread puts his hand out but Mafia F-5’s him! Slare pulls himself up and faces Mafia. Mafia shakes his head at Slare before… offering his hand out?! What the hell is going on? Slare gets the cover on Jam-bomb 1…….2…..3 RWC are back in business!

Winners: Slare, Nattydread and Hopkins.


Why was this picked? One of the first RWC Vs RSW matches




OM: For 5 other men this is the chance of a lifetime

Slare: This is my chance to reclaim my throne

Pimp: Very few men have been able to say they are the best

Gentoo: Tonight

OK: Tonight on the biggest stage of all

Timesplitter: I will regain

Slare: I will win

Gentoo: I will win

Pimp: I will win

Mafia: The most coveted title in wrestling history. The Undisputed Championship in the most brutal match invented

Timesplitter: A career

Gentoo: Life threatening

Pimp: Horrific

Slare: Tantalizing match

Mafia: 6 men

TS: 6 men

OK: 6 men

Hopkins: In a Hell in A Cell

6 man Hell In A Cell
Undisputed Title




A huge highlights video shows the participants in action. The music tempo builds up as the video package changes fom the particpants to every Heavyweight champion and their victories. From Krob's first RSW win to Hopkins victory over Dunc which sparked the war. The package ends with Headache holding the Title up.

The cell is begin to lower around the ring. Several officials are at ringisde and an ambulance is parked at the side of the rampway. I'm sure this match will be the most brutal match in Wrestling History. Pimpdaddy's music blasts out and the first participant makes his way out to the ring. Pimp slowly walks to the ring, more focused then normal. Pimp walks around the cell first before entering the ring and shaking the sides of the cell. Pimpdaddy composes himself in the ring as Slare's music hits.

Slare makes his way down the ramp, after an earlier match surely he is not at his best. Slare feels the door of the cell before swinging it open and climbing into the ring. Slare stares at Pimpdaddy untill Gentoo's music plays out. Both men turn their attention to the former Hardcore champion who makes his way out in usual style with his pyro exploding half way down the ramp. Gentoo fakes climbing up the cell before sliding into the ring and hopping up on the turnbuckle. Slare and Gentoo stand in one corner with Pimp in another.

All 3 men wait for the next superstar who is OK. OK was also in the previous match so you have to questoin his health as well. OK walks down the ramp with a slight limp. OK walks around the cell before climbing into the ring. Timesplitters is out next and the charismatic former champ rushes around the top of the ramp before slowly walking down to the demonic structure. Timesplitter climbs straight in the ring and mounts all the turnbuckles before standing in the ring waiting for the champ.

OceansMafia's music blasts out next, the former RWC member. Mafia comes down with his UD title wrapped around his waist. He hands it to a man at ringside and enters the cell. Mafia stands in the face of each man before staring at Timesplitter in the middle. All 6 men are ready. Hell is about to be unleashed

Mafia and Timesplitter immediately go at it, trading blows, as Slare and Gentoo take pimp down with a clothesline. OK clobbers Gentoo in the back of the head before hitting a pumphandle drop. Slare whips Pimpdaddy in the corner as Timesplitter dropkicks the Undisputed champion. OK clotheslines Pimpdaddy in the corner and begins to choke him out as Slare slides out of the ring.

OceansMafia gets to his feet but Gentoo takes him down with a diving reverse DDT. OK turns his attention to Timesplitter and takes him down with a brainbuster suplex. Slare pulls Pimpdaddy out of the ring and begins to pound him with closed right hands. In the ring, Gentoo lifts the champ up but OceansMafia fights back with a bearhug front slam. OK locks on a chin lock but Timesplitter gets to the ropes.

God this is hard to keep track of as Slare rakes Pimpdaddy's face along the steel mesh. Timesplitter is back on his feet and whips OK into the corner before going to the top rope and scoring with an Asai moonsault 1....2... Gentoo breaks it up. Gentoo and Timesplitter trade punches before OceansMafia delivers a release German suplex to Gentoo.

Slare tries to ram Pimps head into the steel post but Pimpdaddy blocks it and throws Slare against the steel Cell. Pimpdaddy throws Slare head first into the door as Mafia hits a powerslam on Timesplitter. 1....2... Splitter kicks out. Gentoo charges at OK and slides between his legs before taking the Foundation member down with a back drop. Slare is getting up and ducks a clothesline before bouncing Pimps head off the steel.

Gentoo hops up to the top rope and scores with a diving elbow drop as Mafia chokes out Timesplitter. Gentoo works over Ok in the corner as Timesplitter takes the champ down with a jumping DDT. Slare waits for Pimp to get up before going for a big boot but Pimpdaddy ducks. Slare just booted the door open! Pimp takes advantage nailing Slare in the back of the head before executing a full nelson slam.

OK fights out of the corner and takes Gentoo down with a vicious clothesline as Slare crawls out of the cell. OceansMafia picks up Timesplitter but Splitter knocks him back and takes him down with a flowing DDT before connecting with the lionsault! 1.....2..... Mafia powers out.

Slare gets to his feet and is outside of the cell, Pimp follows but Slare slams the door shut in his face and darts up the side of the cell. pimpdaddy opens the door again but is clobbered in the head by OK before OK throws him out of the cell adn lays into him with a series of kicks. This is really every man for themselves. Gentoo staggers to his feet and goes after OK as Mafia and Timespliter trade punches. Slare stands at the top of the cell as Pimpdaddy and OK brawl beneath him.

Pimp kicks OK in the gut as Gentoo runs in with a swinging neckbreaker. Gentoo turns on Pimpdaddy and takes him down with a hurricanrana as OK looks up to Slare. Mafia whips Timesplitter against the ropes and into a huge sidewalk slam as Gentoo locks on the armbar. OK begins to climb the cell as Slare looks on disheartedly. Pimpdaddy fights out of the armbar and grabs Gentoo by the throat before deliverring a vicious CHOKESLAM THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE! GENTOO MUST BE BROKE IN HALF! Pimp hooks the leg 1.......2..... But OK breaks it up with an elbow drop.

OK starts to climb the cell once more as Mafia applies the leg lock on Timesplitter. Timesplitter is screaming in agony in the ring but fights out of it and slowly gets to his feet. OK almost reaches the top of the cell but Slare begins to stamp on his fingers. Pimpdaddy staggers to his feet and hooks Gento's leg once more 1.......2..... Gentoo kicked out! Ok is hanging on, just, Slare kicks OK in the head which knocks OK down and through the opther table!

Slare stares down at the carnage before slowly climbing down the other side of the cell. In the ring Timesplitter ducks a clothesline and scores with a shuffle side kick before hopping up to the top rope. Gentoo and Pimpdaddy get to their feet as Timesplitter drives an elbow through the heart of the Undisputed champion. Slare drops down and takes Gentoo down with a huge clothesline but Pimpdaddy immediately attacks Slare and follows it off with a huge boot busting Slare wide open!

Pimpdaddy hooks the leg 1.....2.... Gentoo breaks it up! OceansMafia leaves the ring and walks out the cell door. Mafia pounds on Pimpdaddy before turning him around and hitting the F-5! 1.........2........ Gentoo broke it up again! Slare staggers into the ring where he is met by the right fist of Timesplitter. OK slowly begins to stir on the outside as Pimpdaddy gets to his feet and takes Mafia down with a huge chokeslam

Pimpdaddy and Gentoo begin to climb the cell simaltaneously. Both men reach the top of the cell as Slare takes Timesplitter down with a bulldog. OK is back on his feet but walks into a huge spinebuster by the champ! 1.....2.... OK kicked out! Pimp and Gentoo trade blows at the top. Pimp scores with a brainbuster. He lifts Gentoo up and is going to chokeslam him off the top! DON'T DO IT PIMPDADDY! Gentoo kicks Pimp in the lower regions before quickly climbing down as Timesplitter leaves the cell.

Slare is in the ring on his own posing to the crowd. OK enters the ring and both men go at it. Timesplitter charges at Gentoo and takes him down with a spinning heel kick. Timesplitter throws Gentoo into the security barrier. Timesplitter looks up and begins to climb the cages as OceansMafia picks up Gentoo.

Back inside the ring OK suddenly burst out of the corner and takes Slare down with a vicious clothesline. Pimpdaddy, on top of the cage, tries to knock Timespitter of as he is climbing. Timesplitter punches Pimp in the face before hauling himself on to the top of the cell. OK picks up Slare and scores with the HARD KNOCKS! 1............2........ NO SLARE KICKED OUT!

OceansMafia continues to lay into Gentoo on the outside and bounces his head of the side of the cell, busting the former hardcore champion wide open. On the top of the cell Pimpdaddy and Timesplitter stare at each other before trading blows. Timesplitter ducks a big boot and scores with a Russian leg sweep as OceansMafia takes Gentoo down with a body slam.

Inside the ring Slare is getting to his feet and blocks a punch from OK before taking the Foundation member down with a dragon screw. Gentoo tries to fight back against Mafia but runs into a sidewalk slam 1....2... Gentoo kicks out as Timesplitter applies a sleeper hold to Pimpdaddy

(Slare and OK are going at it in the ring. Gentoo and Mafia are facing off on the outside. pimp and Timesplitter are fighting on the top of the cell)

Slare climbs to the top rope as Pimpdaddy fights out of the sleeper. Pimpdaddy gets to his feet and blocks a shuffle side kick before grabbing Timesplitter by the throat! OH GOD! PIMPDADDY DRAGS HIM TO THE SIDE OF THE CELL DON'T DO IT PIMP! PIMPDADDY LOOKS DOWN AS TIMESPLITTER TRIES TO FIGHT OUT OF IT.... CHOKESLAM! PIMP JUST CHOKSLAMMED TIMESPLITTER OFF THE TOP OF THE CELL!

Timesplitter is broken in two as Pimpdaddy looks down. Slare ducks a clothesline in the ring and scores with a powerbomb. On the outside Mafia picks Gentoo up for the F-5 but Gentoo wriggles out of it as Slare locks on the ankle lock. Gentoo turns Mafia around... SWEET CHIN MUSIC! SURELY IT's ALL OVER! 1........OK IS REACHING FOR THE ROPES 2.........SLARE PULLS HIM BACK IN THE RING ... OK TAPS ...3!

who won!? Gentoo is celebrating on the outside as Slare falls to the mat. Who's won! Both men think they have won as Pimpdaddy slowly climbs down from the top of the cell.

Timesplitter is still motionless as paramedics help him into the ambulance. The cell slowly starts to raise up as Gentoo and Slare both stand in the ring face to face.

The winner of this match. And the NEW undisputed champion..... SLARE!

Gentoo can't believe it! Slare is the new Undisputed champion in a brutal match up. Slare is handed the UD title and begins to celebrate. Gentoo offers out his hand to the new champ who shakes it. Gentoo doesn't let go and kicks Slare in the gut before DDT'ing him! Gentoo mounts the turnbuckles before heading to the back.



Winner: Slare

Why was this picked? You must be crazy to ask why this was picked



Stone Cold Chris vs Funazz - Tables Ladders Chair - IC TITLE MATCH

So here it is. The match that will end the disagreements betweent hese two nce and for all. Stone Cold Chris' IC title is seen hanging from a robe above the ring. Tables, Chairs and Ladders are scattered on the outside of the ring. The all too familiar music of Stone Cold Chris blasts out as the crowd erupts with anticipation. This is most likely a match, not for the faint of heart.

Stone Cold Chris makes his way down to the ring. His pyro's explode as he makes his way down to the ring. Chris climbs up the steel steps and bounces off each rope before staring up at the IC title. Stone Cold Chris pumps himself up as Funazz' music plays out to the crowd and the young, charismatic superstar makes his way down to the ring. Funazz circles the ring before climbing onto the apron and ducking through the ropes. Both men get in each others faces as the bell rings.

Stone Cold Chris doesn't wait long and immediately takes the challenger down with clothesline. Chris picks Funazz up but Funazz battles back and hits a hurricanrana sending the IC champion flying across the ring. Funazz hops up to the top rope and launches himself off. Funazz connects with the diving elbow before sliding out the ring. Funazz throws a table into the ring before grabbing a steel chair and smacking it on the ring post. Chris is back up in the ring and bounces off the ropes before diving over the top rope and landing on Funazz.

Chris is the first ot his feet and picks the young superstar up by his head before ramming him into the ringpost. Chris rolls Funazz in the ring before picking up the chair and sliding into the ring. Chris waits for Funazz to get to his feet and swings the chair wildly at funazz. Funazz blocks the chair shot and yanks the chair from Stone Cold Chris' hands before thrusting it into his gut and bringing it down on his head.

Funazz drops the chair and begins to pound on Chris' head, causing him to bleed. Funazz whips the blood onto his chest before leaving the ring and retrieving a ladder. Funazz throws the ladder into the ring and calmly climbs in and begins to set up. Chris is still in a heap on the floor, in a pile of his own blood.

Funazz sets the ladder up in the center of the ring and begins to climb as Chris starts to stir. Funazz reaches up for the title but it's just out of reach! Funazz tries to grab it again but Chris knocks the ladder over sending Funazz crashing to the mat! Chris staggers about a bit before picking up the ladder and setting it up in the corner.

Stone Cold Chris whips Funazz into the corner but Funazz reverses it and sends the champ into the steel ladder! Funazz throws the champ to the mat and slams the ladder onto the ribs of the champ before hopping onto the top rope and driving an elbow to the heart of the champion. It looks bad for Chris at the moment! Funazz picks up the champions and scores with a huge suplex before applying a chin lock.

Blood is continuing to poor from the champs face as Funazz finally realeses the hold and sets the ladder back up. Funazz grabs the chair and waits for Chris to get to his feet. Why isn't he climbing the ladder! Funazz swings at Chris but Chris ducks and sends Funazz flying over the top rope with a clothesline. Chris quickly follows and scores with a back drop onto the outside. Chris looks to the corner of the Security barrier and spies a chair.

Chris picks Funazz up and delivers a huge spinebuster before setting up the table. The champ rolls Funazz onto the table before elbowing him in the head once more. Chris climbs onto the table with Funazz and kicks him in the gut. Chris has a demonic glint in his eye.. THE PEDIGREE! CHRIS JUST PEDIGREED FUNAZZ THROUGH THE TABLE AND ALL THE WAY TO HELL!

The champ staggers to his feet, blood pouring down his face. Chris rolls into the ring and sets up the ladder. Chris slowly starts to climb the ladder. Rung by Rung. He can almost reach the title. It's almost over he's grabbing onto the title. He just has to release it and he's won it! Wait a minute Funazz bolts back into the ring and pulls the champ down to the mat! How the hell is Funazz walking!

Both men slowly get to their feet and trade blows. Funazz takes the upperhand with a neckbreaker but goes for the cover! You can't win it that way Funazz. Chris is quickly on his feet and Funazz runs straight into a huge backbreaker. Chris begins to climb the ladder once more and reaches the top but Funazz darts up the otherside. Both men trade blows at the top of the ladder! Chris loses his footing and Funazz takes this chance and scors with a huge superplex off the top of the ladder!

Funazz is the first to his feet and applies a chicken wing to Stone Cold Chris. Chris battles back and gets to his feet. Chris blocks a dropkick and knocks Funazz down with a sidewalk slam. Chris drags a chair to Funazz and picks him up with that glint in his eye once more. Chris signals for the end but out of nowhere Funazz scores with a huge DDT onto the steel chair! Funazz collapses to the floor.

Blood is now pouring constantly from both mens faces however neither is willing to give up. Funazz slowly gets to his feet and sets the ladder up once more in the center of the ring. Funazzr eacehs the title he almost has it! Funazz rabs the title with both hands and tries to pull it down but Chris throws him to the mat! Chris staggers around before picking up Funazz and deliviering a huge pedigree! Surely now it must be over!

Chris slowly climbs the ladder. The title is in his grasp! He's got it! STONE COLD CHIRS HAS WON! Stone Cold Chris standds at the top of the ladder clutching his IC title as Funazz rolls out of the ring. Funazz steadily gets to his feet and can't believe it is over. Chris stands on top of the ladder with the IC title above his head. What a match by these two superstars.



Winner: Stone Cold Chris]

Why was this picked? Awesome Match, Basiclly SCC's Doorway to fame match



The 30 Man Royal Rumble

A vidoe montage of all the differet wrestlers competing in the Rumble shows before Nightmare's music blazews out for the 3rd time this night. Nightmare has entered number one and you have to feel his chances of winning are near minimal. nightmare stands in the ring waiting for the next participant. Funazz' music hits as nightmare composes himself in the ring.

Nightmare is blindisded by Funazz! Funazz just jumped over the security barrier and attacked nightmare from behind! Funazz continues to punish the Hardcore champion and attempts to eliminate him early on but Nightmare fights back and rolls back into the ring. Nightmare gets to his feet but Funazz takes him down with a bulldog before taunting the hardcore champion as the clock counts down tot he next superstar. Funazz picks Nightmare up and whips him into the corner as NattyDread's musc hits the arena.

A smile spread across Funazz face as his team mate, the other half of the tag champions makes his way to the ring. Nightmare tries to fight out of the corner and kicks Funazz awawy before taking him down with a full nelson slam. Nightmare picks up Funazz but NattyDread runs in and takes the beast down with a chop block. NattyDread continues to stomp on him before Funazz takes him down with a spinning heel kick. It really is everyman for themselves here!

The countdown begins again and in no time Marijuanna is heading to the ring. NattyDread tries to eliminate Nightmare with the help of Funazz but Nightmare just hangs on and manages to get back into the ring before MJ connects with a super kick sending the big man over the top rope! After the initial attack Nightmare never got going.

NattyDread kicks Funazz in the gut before taking his partner down with a swinging neckbreaker. Marijuanna lifts Funazz up but Funazz pushes him away and takes Natty down with a spinning heel kick. Funazz gets back to his feet and throws Marijuanna over the top rope but MJ lands on the apron. Funazz tries to eliminate him but MJ elbows Funazz in the ribs and enters the ring as Timesplitter enters the Royal Rumble!

Timesplitter charges to the ring and begins to attack NattyDread with right fists. Funazz and MJ trade blows, MJ whips Funazz but Funazz blocks it and kicks MJ in the gut before hitting the DDT! NattyDread punches Timesplitter in the gut before whipping him into the corner and scoring with a superplex.

The 6th superstar to enter the Rajah Royal Rumble is Da One! Funazz is trying to eliminate Marijuanna again but MJ is hanging on. Da one slides in and helps his brother eliminated the Foundation member! Da One turns on Funazz and tries to eliminate him but Funazz hangs on to the apron and rolls back into the ring.

So far only two superstars have been eliminated, Nightmare and Marijuanna. NattyDread and Timesplitter are going at it like ravid dogs in the corner, trading blow for blow. Da One whips his brother against the ropes and straight into a tilt a whirl slam. NattyDread ducks a shuffle side kick before taking Timeplitter down with a perfectly executed pumphandle drop.

The buzzer sounds and Opportunity Knocks makes his way to the ring. NattyDread trie to eliminate Timesplitter but OK rushes in and tips the leader of the Regime over the top rope! Ok charges straight at funazz and takes him down with a facebuster. Da One tries to take OK out of it but OK blocks a kick and scores with a manhattan drop. Fuanzz gets to his feet but Timesplitter whips him into the corner and scores with a superplex as Fasho makes his way to the ring.

Fasho charges into the ring and takes Da one down with a bearhug front slam. OK picks up Timesplitter but Timepslitter pushes him back and scores with a hurricanrana. Timesplitter picks up Ok and tries to elimiante him but OK holds on.Funazz whips Timesplitter against the ropes and eliminates OK with a super kick!

Fasho, Funazz, Timesplitter and Da One are the four superstars in the Rumble at the moment. Funazz turns against Fasho and tries to get rid of him but Fasho hangs on. Funazz turns and takes his brother down with a clothesline. Timesplitter hops up to the top rope and drives an elbow through the heart of Da One as the 9th superstar, Baros makes his way to the ring.

Baros rushes to the ring and hits the RKO on Fasho! Baros turns on Funazz and throws him over the top rope! Baros just eliminated Funazz!! Timesplitter is back up and takes Baros down with a german suplex as Fasho and Da One trade blows. Da One ducks a clothesline but Fasho then blocks a kick by Da One and scores with the Rock Bottom!

The familiar music of Matt Vallance blasts out next as the self proclaimed legend killer rushes to the ring looking to make an impact. in the ring Fasho is trying to eliminate Baros with Timesplitter but Baros hangs on. Vallance slides into the ring and immediately goes after Da One. Vallance kicks Da One in the gut before hitting the LEGEND KILLER! NO! Da One blocked it and threw Vallance over the top rope.

Vallance is ecstatic on the outside of the ring and grabs a steel chair. Nitro is the next superstar out as Baros walks into a suplex from Timesplitter. Vallance holds the chair out threatingly on the outside as Da One beckons him back in Da One reaches over but Fasho tips him over the top rope! Da One is eliminated!

Nitro kicks Baros into the corner and scores with the Nitrolizer as Vallance attacks Da One with a chair on the outside! Eventually Vallance throws the chair down and walks to the back. In the ring Nitro whips Baros against the ropes and tosses him over his shoulder, eliminating him! Fasho climbs to the top rope but Timesplitter knocks him off before dropping a leg on his throat.

The 12th superstar to enter the rumble is..... KRob?!!? Krob is rushing to the ring and knocks Nitro down with a clothesline. Krob picks up the young superstar and delivers a bran buster as Fasho ducks a dropkick from Timesplitter. Fasho picks Timesplitter up and throws him over the top rope! Timesplitter is eliminated! Fasho kicks Nitro in the back of the leg and, with the help of KRob, throws him over the top rope!

Fasho and Krob are the only superstars in the ring as Edge makes his way out. Fasho takes the RSW owner down with a vicious suplex as teh cameras cut to Mr. Hopkins backstage talking to someone.

"Decided tot urn up then? About time your out next. Now get going"

Back in the ring Edge connects with the spear to Fasho. Krob grabs Edge from behind and takes him down with a high angle back drop as.... wait a minute.. ITS JAM-BOMB! JAM-BOMB IS CHARGING TO THE RING AND HE IS POINTING AT KROB! Jamm-bomb slides in the ring and begins to take it to the owner. both men trade punches till Jam-bomb bounces off the ropes and takes both men over the top rope with a huge clothesline! Jam-bomb is smiling on the outside and both men continue to brawl.

Fasho gets to his feet and throws Edge over the top rope as the 15th superstar is about to enter. Fasho waits in the middle of the ring when Lexi's music hits! Lexi makes her way out as Fasho looks on. Fasho allows Lexi to enter the ring and the two superstars square off. Lexi pushes Fasho who doesn't retaliate. Lexi pushes him again before kicking him in the groin and taking him down with a DDT. Boy this women has venom.

Lexi picks Fasho up but fasho overpowers her and pushes her back before taking her down with a one armed side walk slam. Fasho tries to eliminate Lexi but she manages to stay in as Draco makes his way to the ring. Draco slides in and chokeslams Fasho! before Lexi kick him in the gut and whips him into the corner. Fasho gets back to his feet and throw lexi over the top rope! Lexi is gone!

Fasho looks down at her and Draco treis to take the opportunity and eliminate him but Fasho fights back elbowing him in the face before taking him down with a huge knee to his ribs. The clock begins to countdown again as Draco slowly gets to his feet. The next superstar out is... Benpass! Benpass rushes to the ring and hammers on Draco before Fasho takes him to the mat with a back drop.

Fasho climbs up to the top rope and dives off but Benpass rolls out of the way. Draco and Benpass get to their feet and pick up Fasho. Benpass whips him into the corner before working over him with hard rights as Draco looks on. Benpass turns around but is met by the uge boot of Draco who quickly begins to choke him out. Draco relaeses the hold and walks into a powerslam by Fasho.

The lights go down and when they go back up Zook is in the ring hammering on Fasho. Zook takes Fasho down with a clothesline before walking into a suplex from Benpass! Benpass sets Zook up before connecting with a vicious Buzzsaw kick to the temple of Zook! Draco charges at Fasho but Fasho lfits him over his shoulder and out of the ring!!!

Fasho bounces off the ropes and clotheslines Benpass as Diamond Joe's music hits! DIAMOND JOE IS IN THE RUMBLE!! BY GAWD! diamond Joe races to the ring and ducks a clothesline from Fasho before delivering a huge Rock Bottom! Diamond Joe attempts to eliminate Benpass but the RSW superstar manages to fight him off and stay in the rumble!

The 20th man in this rumble is none other than RWC OWNER MR. HOPKINS! Hopkins rushes to the ring and spears Fasho! Hopkins turns around and lifts Benpass up for a Jackhammer! Wait a minute KRob, RSW's boss is walking to the ring. Krob slides into the ring and takes the boss down with a vicious chair shot! KRob walks bakc up the ramp as Diamond Joe suplex's Fasho. Benpass helps Diamond Joe against Fasho and both men get Fasho over the top rope!

Benpass and Diamond Joe go at it before Benpass takes Joe down with a back breaker. Hopkins is slowly getting to his feet but Benpass whips him into the ropes and sneds him flying out the rumble with a shuffle side kick! Pimpdaddy is the 21st man in the rumble! The Pimp man runs to the ring and begins to atack Benpass, his former Clash friend. Pimpdaddy takes Benpass down with a shoulder block before running into a spinebuster from Diamond Joe.

Diamond Joe climbs to the top rope and waits for Pimpdaddy to get to hsi feet before attempting a hurricanrana but Pimpdaddy catches him! pimpdaddy hoists him up and LAST RIDES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE! DIAMOND JOE IS OUT THANKS TO A UNIQUE COUNTER BY PIMPDADDY! Pimp and Benpass square off once more in the middle and Benpass takes ihm down with a drop toe hold.

The Voice of the Foundation is the next superstar in this Rumble! Triple B makes his way to the ring and whips Benpass into the corner. Triple B whips Benpass against the ropes and clotheslines him over the top rope! Benpass is gone! BBB and Pimpdaddy stare at each other in the middle before tieing up. Pimp pushes BBB back who reacts with a headlock takedown.

The next superstar out is... DUNC! IT's DUNC! DUNC IS HEADING TO THE RING! Dunc slides in and takes BBB down with a clothesline before locking on the grip of destiny on Pimpdaddy! Pimp tries to fight out of it but of course, no one gets out of the grip of destiny! Triple B gets back up and breaks up the hold before hammering on Dunc. Dunc fights back and takes BBB down with a suplex.

Dunc picks Triple B up and tries to eliminate him. Pimpdaddy rushes over and tries to throw both men out but Dunc holds on! Triple B crashed to the floor and is eliminated! Pimpdaddy just eliminated his partner! pimpdaddy looks down and tries to apologise but Dunc charges into him knocking him over the top rope! Dunc is left alone in the ring waiting for the next superstar.

Dunc waits in the ring as Marijuanna comes out. MJ walks past his two Foundation team mates whoa re still bickering about the elimination. Marijuanna slides in the ring and goes at it against the Destined one. Marijuanna bounces off the ropes and takes Dunc down with a spinning heel kick. MJ picks up Dunc but Dunc knocks him back and floors him with a big boot.

Dunc drives an elbow to the ribs of MJ but Marijuanna quickly gets to his feet. MJ slides between Duncs legs before taking him donw with a high angle back drop as Fasho makes hsi way to the ring! Fasho! He's already been in once!

*Some superstars, seleceted at random have been put in twice*

Fasho rushes to the ring for a second time and knoocks Dunc down with a shoulderblock. Marijuanna rushes at Fasho but Fasho reacts and MJ runs straight into a huge clothesline. Fasho picsk up Marijuanna and delivers an F-5 to the foundation member! Fasho tries to elimiante him but MJ handgs on and Dunc is on the scene with a Russian leg sweep to Fasho.

The 26th superstar of this Royal Rumble is OK! OK makes his way to the ring and takes goes after his Foundation team mate, it is every man for themselves I guess. Marijuanna pushes his team mate back before laying him out with a DDT. Marijuanna charges at Dunc but Dunc ducks and pulls the top rope down sending MJ flying over the top rope!

Dunc Fasho and OK are the superstars in the ring at the moment with four more superstars to come out. we cut to the locker room and see Slare talking to Nightmare.

"Jesus would someone eliminaate him already. Chris will get teh job done if they don't. I'm sure of it"

NattyDread makes his way out for the 2nd time. The leader of the Regime and one half of the RWC tag champs goes for OK taking him down with a swinging Neckbreaker as Dunc takes Fasho down with a gutwrench suplex. OK slowly gets to his feet and ducks a clothesline before taking Natty down with the Hard knocks! OK picks up NattyDread and throws him over the top rope but Natty holds on as Gentoo comes out.

Dunc picks up Fasho but Fasho pushes him away and scores with a POWERBOMB! Fasho is going to eliminate Dunc here, but Ok takes ihm down with a high angle back drop. Gentoo goes after OK and scores with a hurricanrana DDT as Timesplitter, number 29 makes his way out to join the Rumble.

Dunc gets to his feet and ducks a clothesline from NattyDread before eliminating Fasho with a big boot! Timesplitter whips OK into the corner and scores with a frankensteiner as Gentoo turns his attention to Dunc. Gentoo battles with Dunc but Dunc ducks the sweet chin music! Dunc grabs Gentoo and whips ihm into the ropes before clotheslineing him over the top rope!

NUMBER 30 STONE COLD CHRIS MAKES HIS WAY TO THE RING. Who will win the Royal Rumble? Will it be Dunc, OK, NattyDread, Timesplitter or Stone Cold Chris. Chris rushes to the ring and takes Natty Dread down with a running knee smash. Timesplitter and Dunc are going at it and TS rolls around the back before executing a beautiful release German suplex.

Timesplitter goes up top but dunc rolls out of the way and Timesplitter moonsaults the mat! Wait a minute Slare is running to the ring with his Undisputed title! Slare dives in the ring and smashes the title over duncs head before connnecting with the huge leg drop of his. Slare slides out of the ring and barks orders at Stone cold Chris.

Stone Cold Chris lifts up the motionless Dunc and dumps him over the top rope as Slare returns to his locker room. Chris looks happy but turns around into an RKO from NattyDread! Dread tries to eliminate Timesplitter but Splitter fights back with a snap suplex followe dup by a lionsault! naturally Splitter goes for the pin but it is useless in this type of match.

OK clobbers Timesplitter in the back of the head before whipping him into the corner. OK whips Splitter against the ropes and clotheslines the former champion over the top rope to eliminate him! It's down to NattyDread, OK and Stone cold Chris.

Nattydread and Chris go at it and Dread throws Chris over the top rope but Chris lands on the apron and fights his way back into the ring. NattyDread turns around but OK kicks him in the guts and delivers the HARD KNOCKS! OK picks up NattyDread but he lands on the apron to. Chris charges at Ok but Ok dodges it and Chris runs into NattyDread knocking him off the apron!

So it is down to OK and Stone Cold Chris. Foundation member vs Society member for a shot at the Undisputed Title. Both men go at it but Chris scores with a spinebuster. Chris lifts up OK but OK pushes him back and tries to thrwo him over the top rope. Chris holds on and fights back into the ring before taking OK down with a clothesline.

Stone Cold Chris climbs up to the top rope and connects with a leg drop! Stone Cold Chris picks up OK and throws him over the top rope but OK hangs on. Stone Cold Chirs thinks he had won it but turns around into a brain buster from OK! OK picks up Chris but Chris knocks him back and kicks him in the gut. CHRIS IS GOING FOR THE PEDIGREE ON OK. CHRIS IS GOING TO PEDIGREE OK AND WIN THE RUMBLE! Chris signals for the end but OK reverses it and launches Chris over hsi shoulder and out of the rumble!!!!

STONE COLD CHIRS IS OUT! OK HAS WON IT! OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS IS GOING TO FACE THE UNDISPUTED CHAMPION! WHAT A MATCH. WHAT A NIGHT. A NIGHT BELONGING TO OK!!!



Winner: Opportuniy Knocks

Why was this picked? This is prob one of the best Royal Rumbles any of the feds had



Match 3 - Mafia, Pimpdaddy, and BBB Vs JamieB

Mafia's Music hits (Yet again)

Mafia Goes to the ring, and grabs the mic. Ok Jamie, lets see here what 3 matches do you deserve.....Hardcore, Steel cage, and if you make it HELL IN THE CELL!

Pimpdaddy and BBB make their way out, Smiling and Laughing waiting for Jamieb to come out.

Jamieb's music hits and he makes his way out to the ring, he has a unusal smile on his face. Jamieb be stands outside the ring, then leans under the ring and grabs a lead pipe, He rushes into the ring, and Mafia exits quickly, Jamieb charges Pimpdaddy with the Pipe and Pops him in the head. Mafia runs in and is Met with a Pop to the stomach by Jamieb's Pipe, BBB stands there not knowing what to do so he Runs after Jamieb, Jamieb swings the pipe but BBB ducks it and Clotheslines Jamieb to the mat. BBB starts to kick Stomp Jamieb while on the ground. Pimpdaddy gets up and grabs the Lead Pipe and starts bashing Jamieb with it. BBB and Pimpdaddy do a real number on Jamieb who is laid out now. Mafia gets to his feet and tells Them to set up Jamieb, Jamieb is now limp in the legs is barly standing Mafia picks Jamieb on his shoulders and can only mean one thing, F-5's Jamieb to the mat. Jamieb is practiclly dead, Has Mafia Signals for them to set up Jamieb again.

SLARE RUNS OUT, SLARE IS OUT.....SLARE Charges the ring and CLeans house. Clotheslines BBB over the top, and Body Slams mafia to the ground. This is hardcore rules No DQ this is all legal and Slare now heading over to Pimpdaddy who Blast Slare with the pipe. to the ribs, Slare falls to the mat, Jamieb still motionless is on the ground. Mafia goes for the Cover...1.....2....JAMIEB KICKS OUT! Mafia cant belive it, If they dont pin Jamieb then the match will remain NO DQ till they do..SCC RUNS OUT and HE HAS A CHAIR!! RUNS IN and SWINGS AT MAFIA. Mafia ducks it and runs out the ring. Pimpdaddy runs over to SCC who is distracted by Mafia and is Kicked in the back. SCC gets back up quickly but is kicked in the gut by Pimpdaddy who sets him up for the LAST RIDE. SCC is down and out. Pimpdaddy see's Jamieb and goes for the cover...1......2...SLARE BROKE IT UP....BBB runs in and pulls slare by the hair and tosses him out the ring.

BBB picks up Jamieb, Mafia gets back in the ring, and Tells BBB to push him towards him, BBB does and Jamieb is set up for a another F-5 mafia swings him but Jamieb be reverses it into a ddt OMG Mafia is busted wide open. BBB runs over but Jamieb finds the chair and connects it on BBB. BBB falls down. Pimpdaddy back up see's jamieb with a chair and charges him, But jamieb Connects it to the ribs...Pimpdaddy is down....

WAIT MARIJUNA IS RUNNING OUT.....he comes in and DDT's Jamieb to the ground. Marijuna picks up Pimpdaddy and lays him on top of Jamieb....1.....2......3


Round 1 - Foundation

*Steel cage lowers to the ground and Marijuna quickly escapes....before setting on top of the ring*

All 3 men are down and out...and someone still needs to escape the cage to win this match...Jamieb is starting to show signs of movement while, Mafia looks to be in bad shape....Pimpdaddy starts to move...Jamieb grabs the bottom rope for leverage to get up...Pimpdaddy on the oppitsite side does the same.....SCC and Slare are back up...they cant interfer in the match now Hardcore rules are off....They are nothing but support for Jamieb....Jamieb is back to his feet staggering...He starts to climb the cage....Pimpdaddy see's this and quickly gets back up...Pimpdaddy runs over and Grabs Jamieb's Leg...Jamieb is tring to kick him away...BBB is back up and see's this and Grabs the chair that is in the ring...SMASHES JAMIEB IN THE BACK BBB is DQ Jamieb wins round 2

DQ - Winner - Jamieb

Jamieb falls down to the ground and is screaming in pain....Workers now are constructing the top of the cage, BY GOD THIS WILL BE A HELL IN A CELL MAFIA WAS RIGHT....Mafia now slowly getting up...watching Pimpdaddy and BBB work out a plan.....BBB decides to go outside the ring...Slare see's a oppertuinty......SCC runs around the catch and Yells at the ref....BBB opens the door but Slare runs in and Connects with a chair shot...BBB IS OUT....Slare shuts the door and walks away...Marijuna saw it and runs over to slare BOTH MEN ARE BATTLING OUTSIDE THE CAGE.....Mafia gets to his Feet and Tells Pimpdaddy to set up Jamieb...Pimpdaddy picks up Jamieb and LAST RIDE ON JAMIEB.....Mafia falls down on top of jamieb...1......2........3

Winner - Foundation

Why was this picked? This was the first match i ever wrote for RWC and i loved it :D



Jam-bomb vs. OceansMafia

Jam-bomb makes his way down to the ring obviously not 100% fit. Mafia make shis way out with a disgruntled look on his face. He slides into the ring and goes face to face with Jam-bomb.

“Woah Wait a minute Mafia.” It’s Nightmare!

“Put these damn Handcuffs on! You will wrestle with your arms behind your back. Now lets get going”

Mafia cannot believe it as a sick smile spreads across Nightmares face. Mafia puts the handcuffs on and falls victim to a stunner! 1……….2……….3 Jam-bomb wins! The Society rushes to the ring and begin to attack Mafia. Slare finishes him off with a huge leg drop. A message to OK surely. Jam-Bomb picks up Mafia by the neck and Shouts “This is you on Sunday Krob.” He then kicks him in the head as the Triumphant Society walk back up the ramp.
Winner
Jam-Bomb


Why was this picked? It was damn funny like the one above



Slare vs NattyDread

First is out is the leader of the Regime, NattyDread, and he looks determined to get the victory against the Undisputed champion, Slare. NattyDread walks around the ring before the leaders of the Society, the Undisputed champion, makes he way out. Slare takes his time coming to the ring. NattyDread is of course in a bitter feud with Stone Cold Chris and a victory here will surely send a message to the Society protege.

Slare runs across the ring and tries to his knock NattyDread down with a shoulder block. NattyDread blocks and tries to tie up slare but slare reverses it with kneeing NattyDread in the gut. Slare then Kicks NattyDread to the ground, grabs NattyDread leg while he is down and he has NattyDread in a Knee lock submission move. NattyDread struggles to break free but manages to grab the bottom rope., Slare picks him up and jumps from behind and hits a German suplex. NattyDread is up immediately and both men square off again Slare tries to connect with a kick but NattyDread reverses it.

NattyDread grabs slare and kicks him in the gut smashes his face into the mat. Slare looks hurt; NattyDread quickly picks slare up and does a modified back breaker. Slare is back up and NattyDread Darts out the ring where Slare follows him. Slare drop kicks Funazz outside the ring and throws him back in. NattyDread manages to get back up and connects with a shot to the face on Slare and throws him on the ropes and Chokes him on the ropes. 1 2 NattyDread lets go, NattyDread picks slare up and does a snapmare take down into a dropkick to the back of the head. NattyDread picks slare up, but Slare pushes him away. Crowd is now starting to get fully into the match. Slare then starts beating on NattyDread with chops to the chest. Slare grabs NattyDread and Pokes NattyDread in the eyes, which makes him Turn his back to slare. Slare then hits 3 German suplexes on NattyDread . NattyDread looks really tired now.

Slare picks him up and grabs him Slams NattyDread down on the mat. NattyDread gets back up struggling to stand up, out of nowhere he scores with a suplex. NattyDread goes for the pin 1.… 2 Slare kicks out. NattyDread then takes control and starts kicking Slare while he is down. Slare then slides out the ring, as NattyDread follows and Slare charges with a Shoulder block. NattyDread is back on the ground outside the ring. Slare picks NattyDread up and throws him back into the ring and Slare grabs NattyDread . NattyDread elbows Slare to the gut, swings him across the ropes and spinebusters Slare. NattyDread picks up Slare and throws him into the ring post. NattyDread grabs slare, No Slare pushes NattyDread back and tries to go for yet another German suplex but NattyDread gets away. NattyDread runs toward slare but Slare Reacts to a Dropkick to NattyDread Chin and the young superstar looks hurt.

Slare picks NattyDread up and yet again goes for another German suplex but now NattyDread gets away and quickly grabs slare and hits slare with a facebuster. NattyDread is going for the sleeper hold; Slare is looking beat and looks like he is about to tap out. Slare fights his way to the ropes, this is a bigger fight than Slare, or even the fans thought they would see. Slare gets to his feet and NattyDread attempts to kick slare but slare catches it and Wait NattyDread reverses it with a kick to the head. NattyDread picks up slare and throws him towards to turnbuckle and rushes over and quickly dropkicks slare into the turnbuckle.

Slare looks almost dead here, NattyDread is taunting Slare and Turns his back on slare as he is slumped against the turnbuckle and Slare jumps up and hits a SUPER NECKBREAKER, Goes for the cover 1...2...KICK OUT NATTYDREADKICKED OUT OF THE SUPER NECKBREAKER. Slare then Furious now tries to pick NattyDread up but NattyDread Grabs his foot and slare pulls it away and hits NattyDread in the face with a chop. Slare then Grabs NattyDread and Hits a German suplex. Slare then picks up NattyDread and grabs him from behind and puts him in a modified Chicken wing and NattyDread looks like he is about to tap out. NattyDread grabs the ropes, slare lets go and quickly stalks his prey NattyDread gets to a knee but Slare grabs him slams him on his back. Slare now grabs NattyDread and puts him in a sleeper hold.... NattyDread again manages to grab the ropes.

Both men are flat out burned out of this match and NattyDread is still fighting slare with all he has. NattyDread out of nowhere hits Slare with another German suplex. This could be all right here; NattyDread picks up slare and hit’s the RKO!. NattyDread pulls slare to the centre of the ring 1.........2.................SLARE KICKS OUT...had to be one of the longest 2 counts in NattyDread young career. NattyDread looks shocked to see slare kick out of the RKO. Slare now to his feet and Grabs NattyDread and this ANOTHER german suplex. Slare yet again going for the Sleeper hold and....NattyDread quickly grabs the ropes.

NattyDread quickly gets back to his feet and hits Slare with a German suplex of his own! NattyDread takes no time and picks up the former champ but Slare pushes him back and gets another Super Neckbreaker! 1.……..2.…..3 it’s over! Slare wins!

Winner: SLARE

Funazz, Gentoo and Matt Vallance charge to the ring and begin to attack Slare. Nightmare and the tag champs rush out to even things out a bit. run out too to level the score. It’s Society vs. Regime here and neither side are backing down! Nightmare clotheslines Funazz over the top rope as Gentoo throws Jam-bomb over the top rope. Vallance and Nightmare brawl in the corner as Chris pedigree's NattyDread onto the tag title! This is carnage here! This is chaos! Gentoo is waiting for Slare to rise and signalling for the Bookend. Slare gets to his feet but fights out of it and slides out the ring. Blood pouring from his face Slare makes his way up to the top of the ramp. Slare holds the Undisputed title over his head but wait a minute! It's Dunc! Dunc just hit him from behind! Dunc grabs Slare and throws him off the Stage! BY GOD THIS IS CARNAGE! SLARE'S BROKEN IN TWO GODAMNIT!

Why was this picked? It was the Last RWC match, and actully a damn good final match...just the ending kind of sucked for Slare :p

Holy_Hopkins
August 19th, 2005, 1:47 PM
:lol: Sheeps bollocks

Those Society Skit's were awesome....

Grand matches those :yes:

JamieB
August 19th, 2005, 2:29 PM
Oh Come On! What about The TLC match I wrote!

Match ?
TLC Title Match
RSW Tag Team Titles
The Foundation (TripleB and Marijuana) vs. The Society (Slare and Nightmare) vs. The Regime (Funazz and Nattydred)
The Bell rings and the 3 factions who are facing off against each other for the first time talk strategy in the corners. This strategy seems to be WAR! As all hell breaks lose, Slare and TripleB exchange punches, Nightmare and Nattydred and Funazz and Marijuana. The Animal of the Society lifts Nattydred out and body presses him outside the ring. Nightmare who is obviously wanting to prove something and sends Marijuana crashing to the canvass with a big clothesline. Slare pats Nightmare on the back and the big (gay) man continues clearing house. However this progress is halted abruptly by Nattydred and a 15 foot high Ladder. He jabs Nightmare in the gut with it and the Big man bends over leaving Dred opportunity to send him stumbling to the ground with a shot to the back of the head. Nattydred is swinging the ladder around dangerously but TripleB dispossesses the promising superstar by the locking in the Mandible Claw. Nattydred tries to fight back but TripleB clamps his hand in Dred’s throat. However before to much damage can be caused Funazz takes TripleB down with a Big Boot to the skull. Marijuana comes in to defend his partner and the Regime and the Foundation have an almighty brawl. Slare creeps in and sets up the ladder right underneath the tag titles and starts crawling up the ladder. SLARE HAS HIS FINGERS ON THE BELT; THE BRAWL HAS STOPPED HERE COMES NATTYDRED. HOLY SHIT! Nattydred spears the ladder over and sends Slare flying off the ladder and through the announce table. Ba Gawd he’s broken in half.

Nightmare immediately slides outside the ring and attends to his teammate. In the ring Funazz takes TripleB down with a huge DDT, he then climbs the turnbuckle and plants a moonsault. Nattydred also manages to hit The RKO to Marijuana. The Regime stand alone in the middle of the ring. They look and grin at each other. They grab the fallen ladder and start to stand it up…BUT HERE COMES NIGHTMARE. Steel Chair to the Skull of Nattydred, Steel Chair to the Gut of Funazz…AND A DDT RIGHT ONTO THE CHAIR. THE RING IS FULL OF BROKEN BODIES. Nightmare pulls the ladder down and grabs Nattydred…OH MY GOD LAST RIDE RIGHT ONTO THE LADDER. Nightmare continues the assault with punches to Nattydred whilst TripleB of the foundation starts to stir. He grabs the ladder from next to the unsuspecting Nightmare who is shaking the limp body of Nattydred. He has set the ladder upright and starts to climb the ladder but WHAT THE HELL HERE COMES SLARE. How is he up? He pulls TripleB down from the ladder…STD; Slare hits the neckbreaker on TripleB. Marijuana is up and tries to gain the advantage over Slare but The Undisputed Champion backs Marijuana into the corner and whips him into the waiting Nightmare…F-U. The ring is clear and Nightmare is enforcing the bodies around. But here comes Funazz! He races up the ladder and starts exchanging right hands with Slare. Nightmare is trying to pull Funazz from the ladder but the former RWC champion is holding on. Nattydred creeps up behind Nightmare…SWEET CHIN MUSIC. AND SLARE IS ON THE EDGE SLARE IS ABOUT TO GO CRASHING TO THE CANVASS. The Foundation are up…They nod heads and grab the bottom of the ladder they tip the ladder over AND SLARE AND FUNAZZ GO FLYING OFF THE LADDER TO THE OUTISDE. For the second time Slare is sent flying of the ladder. Surely he is not a factor now.

Its now just Nattydred versus The Foundation and TripleB grabs the Up and comer he tries to wriggle out but a shift kick to the nuts stops that resistance. CHOKESLAM BY TRIPLEB. Marijuana sets up the ladder, he is going to win the belts for the Foundation here. He is up to the top rung of the ladder…BUT WHAT THE HELL 5 STAR FROG SPLASH. MARIJUANA HAD THIS MATCH WON BUT INSTEAD DECIDED TO RISK HIS CAREER TO HIT A 5 STAR FROG SPLASH FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER. TripleB can’t believe what his partner just did. Marijuana is almost as hurt as Nattydred! TripleB is climbing the ladder unopposed! BUT HERE COMES NIGHTMARE WITH A TABLE. He starts battering the ladder and TripleB wobbles but just hangs on. But Nightmare grabs his legs and crotches him on the ladder. Nightmare sets up the table. He climbs the ladder…He’s picked up TripleB, NO DON’T DO IT, LAST RIDE THROUGH THE TABLE. HOLY SHIT, HOLY BLOODY SHIT. HES DEAD, AS GOD IS MY WITNESS HE IS BROKEN IN HALF. NIGHTMARE CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT HE’S DONE AS WELL. Oh dear, Here comes Funazz….TIGER BOMB, NIGHTMARE COMES CRASHING DOWN ON TOP OF TRIPLEB. Funazz reaches for the belts but the ladder has been knocked away by Nightmare. NO DON’T DO IT MOONSAULT OF THE LADDER ONTO TRIPLEB AND NIGHTMARE. Nightmare rolls out of the ring in pain whilst TripleB’s mangled body just lies there, SOMEONE STOP THE MATCH GAWD DAMMIT. Why didn’t he just move the ladder? Wait here comes Slare; he has taken two falls off the ladder! How is he up? He bounces off the ropes and hits the leg drop to a Stirring Marijuana. Slare tries to move the ladder but he accidentally knocks it over. It doesn’t matter because he has got tons of time.

Slare picks up the ladder and places it perfectly underneath the belt. He is almost showboating now. He raises his arms and starts climbing the ladder, But someone has got his leg! It’s Nattydred. Nattydred wants the tag-titles for the Regime. Whilst Slare is momentarily stunned he climbs the other side of the ladder. It’s the leader of the Regime and the leader of the Society standing vulnerably on the top of the ladder. Slare hits a big Forearm…AND NATTYDRED GOES CRASHING TO THE FLOOR. THE SOCIETY ARE GOING TO WIN THE TAG TITLES, BUT HERE COMES MARIJUANA; SPEAR! Marijuana spears Slare of the ladder and bounces off the ropes 15 feet below in the ring. Is anyone going to win these titles? Funazz is starting to stir, he is up. He grabs the ladder and places it back in the middle of the ring. But TripleB has his leg! TripleB has Been Last Rided off the ladder through a table yet he is still trying to fight back. Funazz tries to kick TripleB with his other leg but misses and goes crashing to the floor. TripleB has his hand around Funazz’s Throat. He steps onto the Ring Apron…OH MY GOD: CHOKESLAM THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE. Marijuana comes crashing in and hits a Somersault Splash to Nightmare outside the ring. TripleB is unopposed he rushes up the ladder; AND GRABS THE BELTS. HE DOES NOT MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE AS SLARE. THE FOUNDATION ARE THE RSW TAG-TEAM TITLES. BUT ALL THE MEN IN THIS MATCH HAVE RISKED THEIR BODIES JUST TO ENTERTAIN YOU FANS AND I COMMEND YOU FOR IT.
Here we have your winners and new RSW Tag Team Champions
The Foundation: Marijuana and TripleB

And A couple of Other Highlights:

One of Nightmare's songs(Written by be muhahhaha)

Oh baby, baby
Oh baby, baby
Oh Funazz, Funazz
How was I supposed to know
That something wasn't right
Oh baby, baby
I shouldn't have let you know
That I bat for the other side
Show me how what you want me to be
Tell me Funazz 'cause I need to know now, oh because

My horniness is killing me
I must confess I still believe
When I am with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Fuck me Baby One more Time

Oh baby, baby
The reason I cum is you
Boy you got me horny
Oh pretty baby
There's nothing that I wouldn't do
What position do you want me?
Show me what you want me to do
Tell me baby 'cause I need to know now, oh because

My horniness is killing me
I must confess I still believe
When I am with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Fuck me Baby One more Time

Oh baby, baby how was I supposed to know
Oh pretty baby, I shouldn't have let you know
I must confess, that my horniness is killing me now
Don't you know I still believe
That you can me mine
But give me a sign
Fuck me baby one more time

Chorus:
My horniness is killing me
I must confess I still believe
When I am with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Fuck me baby one more time!!!!

Match 1
Elimination 6-Man Tag
Youssef Safri, Gary Holt and Leon McKenzie vs. Aki Riihilahti, Michael Hughes and Sandor Torghelle
Graham Poll slides into the ring and the bell rings. Leon McKenzie and Michael Hughes start off. McKenzie goes for some very nice punches perhaps learnt from his father. However being a little Irish terrier Michael Hughes ducks to the ground grabs McKenzie’s leg and start’s biting it. McKenzie hops around the ring trying to shake Hughesy off but he persistently hangs on. Eventually Former Crystal Palace player McKenzie hops into his corner and tags in Gary Holt. Now being ginger and Scottish Holt is bound to be a hardman. He immediately proves this by running around like a nutter taking out various people including Graham Poll. However Poll No sell’s this and remains upright wiping his referee’s shirt. Michael Hughes groggily gets to his feet and walks right into THE GINGERLOCK. My god Gary Holt applies the headlock, which sends Hughes staring right into his ginger roots! Hughes has no choice but to tap out, Norwich have a one-man advantage. But maybe not for long as here comes the mad finish blood haired intellectual Aki Riihilahti. He takes down the newly tagged in Leon McKenzie and he’s reaching into his shorts…HE’S GOT THE TIMES. HE IS READING HIS COLUMN, HE GRABS LEON MCKENZIE’S FINGER…AND HE TAPS OUT. Its now 2 on 2. Aki bow’s and tag’s in Torghelle who is literally slobbering at the bit to get in the ring. Here comes Torghelle, Low Blow’s, Headbutts, Punches, Yousef Safri tries to take him down and is sent flying, But Torghelle collapses theatrically to the ground, he appeals for the penalty…BUT NO, GRAHAM POLL BRANDISHES THE RED CARD. SANDOR TORGHELLE HAS BEEN SENT OFF. He remonstrates with the ref and Iain Dowie can’t believe it, and Aki Riihilahti is being doubled teamed in the ring. But Dowie has pulled Holt out of the ring, AND ANDY JOHNSON KICKS SAFRI IN THE SHIN WITH THE PRECISION WITH HIS 18 GOALS THIS SEASON. And Dowie is geeing up…. DOWIE FISTS YOUSEF SAFRI. Riihilahti goes for the pin…1…2…3. Its now Aki Riihilahti vs. Gary Holt. The two men brawl briefly but the Norwich bench are furious and have got in the fight, and in comes Johnson and Dowie. Graham Poll has his whistle in his mouth…the match is over!
Final Score
Crystal Palace 1-1 Norwich

In the society’s lockerroom

Slare-Welcome back buddy, don’t worry I’ll get that Gentoo back for what he did to you at apocalypse

Nightmare-Thanks, You don’t know what it means to…

StoneColdChris-Fruitcake?

Nightmare-What!

StoneColdChris-Would you like some fruitcake?
StoneColdChris-Fag?

Nightmare-WHAT!

StoneColdChris-Would you like a cigarette

Slare-Of course not, smoking’s bad for you

Nightmare-Do you mind Chris, me and Slare are just talking

Chris-Fine, don’t get you’re knickers in a twist

Chris puts some music on

Nightmare-I just saying that you don’t know what it means to me…

Chris-I’m an ASS MAN!

Nightmare-you don’t know it means to me to have…

Chris-THAT’S GAY

Nightmare-WHAT!

Chris-My Ipod just went out like a poof of smoke!

Nightmare-POOF!

Slare-Hey Chris do ya mind leaving us alone for a minute

Nightmare-No! Now I was just saying, all I want wasChris-Yeah Sure, I’ve got a match anyway, WE ARE BRIGHTON, SUPER BRIGHTON…

StoneColdChris leaves

And Finally

Jam-Bomb suddenly makes his way out to great jeers
Jam-Bomb-I have had many enemies in this business and life in the past. However as a added bonus for you fans I am going to face one of my greatest enemies tonight. And I won’t be doing it alone as well, please introduce another enemy of this fiend, Slare.

The crowd are shocked as Slare comes out in his traditional kilt.

Slare-Yes that’s right, although Jam-Bomb and me have never seen eye to eye we have decided to join together to take out a mutual enemy. Mr Hopkin’s computer.

Mr Hopkin’s computer is wheeled out to a surprising amount of heat. It gets into the ring and the bell rings
Match ?
Handicap Match
Jam-Bomb and Slare vs. Mr Hopkin’s computer
Slare and Jam-Bomb confer and Slare jumps onto the computer. However he is wearing a kilt so the dangerous computer electrocutes his knads. Jam-Bomb does not blink and gets to work on the computer, however he soon clutches his fists after punching the PC for to long. Jam-Bomb picks the PC up and attempts to slam it but it wriggles out and crashes down on his toes. The computer goes for the pin 1…2..Slare breaks it up. Now Slare gets up to speed he picks up the PC and throws it against the turnbuckle. It bounces off and the crowd ooh’s. Full of confidence Slare tries to continue the assault but the Computer continues with the “Funny virus” which removes Slare’s PSAPI.DLL. Jam-Bomb attempts to save his partner but gets the same virus. This sends Slare flying out of the ring whilst Jam-Bomb tries to call on windows 98 to help him. However Slare comes crashing in with a sledgehammer, he cracks in on the computer destroying it as the bell rings. Jam-Bomb comes in as well leaving the computer battered and bruised. Jam-Bomb and Slare high 5 over the carcass of Mr Hopkin’s computer
Winner by DQ
Mr. Hopkins PC

FaSho34
August 19th, 2005, 5:21 PM
Where is NattyDred/FaSho?

Tha Kyd
August 19th, 2005, 7:27 PM
This thread has been turned from a recruit thread to post every show imaginabe thread! Stop spamming it up.

Listen newbies. Just join it's lots of fun and you will make friends allies and if you ever wanted to join an E-fed without the hassle of long promos in which your horrible at, feel free to join. I'm serious, don't hesitate, though I doubt anyone takes this thread seriously anymore!

StoneColdChris
August 19th, 2005, 8:07 PM
No we put those matches to show how far this has gone. From the first RWC show to the last, you can see its come a long way. Those matches show what this is all about.

JamieB
August 20th, 2005, 5:17 AM
Bugger off Funazz, it is to show an example of the fed and the matches that is in it. It shows that it isnt just like Hatred_From_The_Souls many attempts

OceansMafia
August 20th, 2005, 11:31 AM
Bugger off Funazz, it is to show an example of the fed and the matches that is in it. It shows that it isnt just like Hatred_From_The_Souls many attempts

:rofl: :rofl:

JamieB
August 20th, 2005, 4:30 PM
I would like to see the match where I went 28 minutes with TripleB and drained Krob's battery

JamieB
September 11th, 2005, 4:21 PM
Bump for Chris

Slare
September 13th, 2005, 4:11 PM
Put more sexy matches in.

StoneColdChris
July 10th, 2006, 10:51 AM
I had forgotten all about this thread. Looking back, I'm glad we put matches from the past on here. So I'm bumping this for newbies and the next generation

Also the RWC rumble, best RUMBLE EVER!!!! Damn near won the thing

FaSho34
July 10th, 2006, 7:03 PM
Put more sexy matches in.

AMEN!