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nothing is better than good drugs. not even sex.
In the birds thread we were talking about your partner dancing with other dudes. Now my girlfriend uses a lot of MDMA. so i expect her to dance with everyone. The only time I was ever annoyed was when she danced with my ugly friend. In hindsight the reason I got annoyed was because she had just sent me on a MASSIVE walk to score drugs for her retarded friends. This annoyed me because I had offered to get drugs before hand. So instead I had to walk to my dealer who had some good stuff left and then walk back to the clubs with enough drugs on me to be done for dealing if the cops had searched me. Stupid women. |
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What a perfectly functional relationship the two of you have.
You go and buy her some drugs while she gets off with your ugly mate. |
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And you don't like sex with each other as much as you like drugs
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lmao
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Getting my girlfriend drugs is one of my boyfriend roles. we all have our roles to play in relationships. i happen to know the blackmarket of newcastle especially well. she makes a nice lamb roast. its give and take innit. |
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If I made a comment about my wifes role being making nice lamb roasts, you'd call me a dirty ethnic
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As an Australian I am equally misogynist.
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Not making a habit of that cat stuff. |
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